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String fullTitle = "Welcome to /pol/ - Politically Incorrect";
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String date = "05/05/17(Fri)10:07:06";
String comment = "This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.
Off-topic and /b/-tier threads will be deleted (and possibly earn you a ban, if you persist). Unless they are quality, well thought out, well written posts, the following are some examples of off-topic and/or /b/-tier threads:
>Red pill me on X. (with no extra content or input of your own)
>Are X white?
>Is X degeneracy?
>How come X girls love Y guys so much?
>If X is true, then how come Y? Checkmate Z.
The variety of threads allowed here are very flexible and we believe in freedom of speech, but we expect a high level of discourse befitting of the board. Attempts to disrupt the board will not be tolerated, nor will calls to disrupt other boards and sites.
If you want a place to discuss topics not related to news, world events, or politics, please try /bant/ - International/Random,";
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Check the catalog before posting a new thread! Reply to existing threads about a topic instead of starting a new one. Mods will delete obvious duplicate threads and spam without notice.
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String date = "10/02/17(Mon)07:38:19";
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String fullTitle = "I want to take this time to remind everyone:";
int postNumber = "251369485";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)07:40:45";
String comment = "THERE HAS BEEN NO CONFIRMED POSTER TO POSTER TRANSMISSION
At this time replying to greens is okay";
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String fullTitle = "AUS/POL CORONA BUCKS #5 DOX EDITION";
int postNumber = "251383237";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:18:28";
String comment = "Evening cunts
>Coronavirus cruise ship Artania refuses to leave WA port of Fremantle in letter to Australian Border Force
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04
>Coronavirus live updates Australia: death toll rises to 20 as Queensland launches 'care army' – latest news
https://www.theguardian.com/austral
>Australia's COVID-19 fight hampered by rationing test kits, immunologist warns
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-03
>Should Australia be testing more broadly for the coronavirus?
https://www1.racgp.org.au/newsgp/cl
>Australia must dramatically expand its coronavirus testing regime, leading virologist says
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2
>Is your money safe in Australian banks during the coronavirus pandemic?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04
>Coronavirus: Is Australia really flattening the curve?
https://au.news.yahoo.com/coronavir
>Coronavirus live updates: Adelaide Airport closure possible; WA Premier wants cruise ship gone; Doctors running low on PPE
https://www.9news.com.au/national/c
Previous>>251367162
God I wunna fuck mommy Gillards big brapper milkers"
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String fullTitle = "Why didn't you join the Army /pol/?";
int postNumber = "251366054";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)07:15:37";
String comment = "I didn't because of a minor physical defect in my body, my feet is flat";
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String fullTitle = "/CIT/ COOF INFECTION GENERAL /CIF/";
int postNumber = "251357008";
String image = "Max.Planck-Institut.jpg";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)06:08:58";
String comment = "Bump limit reached:
>>251330135
what we know
>It spreads through replies
>Old posts don't change, it progresses through new posts
>Your name tag changes before the glow begins, many anons don't know this and are spreading the infection without knowing it
>It will end today, it's an April fools joke
>It's cross-board, your infection shows in other boards
>it takes 10 posts to show symptoms
>might get permaban if your infection severity gets too high.
>/b has critical level infection, might be patient zero";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)10:43:53";
String comment = "SOMEONE ACTUALLY RECOVERED ON /SP/ STAY STRONG COOFERS";
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int postNumber = "251396263";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)10:35:25";
String comment = "Unpopular opinion: This man did more for normalising nationalism than any online “alt-right” figure or movement";
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String fullTitle = "GREEN FLU SPREADS BY GETTING REPLIES FROM COOF POSTERS";
int postNumber = "251386689";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:40:28";
String comment = "I REPEAT GREEN FLU SPREADS BY GETTING REPLIES FROM COOF POSTERS";
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String fullTitle = "Stalin found Russia with the wooden plow";
int postNumber = "251386607";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:40:02";
String comment = "and he left it with atomic weapons";
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String fullTitle = "Brit/pol Blue Labour edtion";
int postNumber = "251384924";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:29:36";
String comment = "ttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-521147
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
CORONA VIRUS HAS MADE THE JUMP TO 4CHAN.
BRIT/POL/ HAS BEEN COMPROMISED. LOCKDOWN AND QUARANTINE HAS FAILED. VENTILATORS HAVE BEEN RESERVED FOR ANONS OF IMPORTANCE.
CLAPPING FOR THE JANITORS WILL BEGIN AT 8PM FOR THOSE STILL ALIVE.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN."
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String fullTitle = "/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2810 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN";
int postNumber = "251396114";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)10:34:29";
String comment = "► Detected: 884,997 (+26,677) ► Died: 44,202 (+1,900) ► (Reset: -11:30:51)
— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.3x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,499 different strains have been sequenced —
>NEWS
ATTENTION: The vaccine against SARS-ChN-4 has been found
https://pastebin.com/Y4wD50D1
White House expects US to peak in 2 weeks
https://youtu.be/zpbEyfl3vpg
Testing kits sent to the UK contaminated with COVID
https://archive.is/oW3Gy
Many "mild cases" might be HCoV false positives
https://archive.is/d1HLr
CDC considering making public wear masks, against WHO advise
https://archive.is/iWf0J
>RESEARCH
28 year old doctor dies in Spain, no previous conditions
https://archive.is/7VOw4
17 year old in the US dies after being denied treatment
https://archive.is/xyG7g
Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
https://archive.is/J0Wzo
"Theoretically possible" to get virus from mosquitoes
https://archive.is/nZNgJ
First "recovered" in Spain hospital died 36 hours later
https://archive.is/CVLcu
>REMINDER
According to CCP, the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
https://archive.is/K40ru
21 million fewer cellphone users in China
https://archive.is/U3pPA
Virus might be an escaped vaccine trial
https://archive.is/VxlBI
US federal government pressures states to test less
https://archive.is/TfqG8
China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
https://archive.is/N3xns
>LIVE
https://youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw
>LATEST CASES
09:42: 2,987 new cases and 138 new deaths in Iran.
09:35: 6,213 new cases and 589 new deaths in Spain.
09:30: 142 new cases and 2 new deaths in Malaysia.
09:17: 1,189 new cases and 123 new deaths in Belgium.
09:15: 695 new cases and 19 new deaths in Germany.
09:03: 149 new cases and 21 new deaths in Indonesia.
>SOURCES
https://pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX
► Previous: >>251389956 ► List 1: >>251391679 ► List 2: >>251308120";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)10:41:11";
String comment = ":stopinfection:";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)10:45:11";
String comment = "Can someone recommend a good book ?";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:12:12";
String comment = "I Found the Cure
Type Medicine and each post you get less sick.
Im almost cured bros";
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String fullTitle = "What is a mutt?";
int postNumber = "251387370";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:44:39";
String comment = "All the time I see people referring to others as mutts, but I've never heard of a definition. Does it mean half white and half Mexican? Half white half black? Part German, Irish and English? Half Asian half white?
What does it actually mean";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)08:03:35";
String comment = "The absolute state of France.";
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String fullTitle = "PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TRUMP WINS AGAIN EDITION /ptg/";
int postNumber = "251391629";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)10:09:02";
String comment = "PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
https://www.whitehouse.gov
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
https://warroom.org/
https://snowflakevictory.com/
https://www.armyfortrump.com/
VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
https://www.promiseskept.com/
https://www.magapill.com/
https://www.trumpwall.construction/
ARCHIVED LINKS http://pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: https://publicpool.kinja.com/
>NEVER COME DOWN
https://youtu.be/HcEc8zeNYxI
>Trump 4EVA
https://youtu.be/nLzZggRMiD8
>TrumpWave: Like A Dog 10/29/19
https://youtu.be/LGQeGURI98g
>TrumpWave: The Swamp 10/2/19
https://youtu.be/yANyGXynARQ
>TrumpWave: 日本ブロマンス 8/3/19
https://youtu.be/VYl3LpH9ZBY
>TrumpWave: Clowns 7/27/19
https://youtu.be/qKDobqpwf9w
>TrumpWave: Kavanaugh Sham 9/28/18
https://youtu.be/JS_wM9llmx8
>TrumpWave: Make America Great Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1F
>TrumpWave: The Donald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LL
>Amazing Grace 11/5/18
https://youtu.be/xqc8nsh1DNo
>God Bless The USA 11/4/18
https://youtu.be/1EDLr3ezNQM
>TrumpWave: Enemy of the People 11/8/18
https://youtu.be/54PI1jIQAYM
>TrumpWave: S 12/4/18
https://youtu.be/JMpnCTIk6W4
>TrumpWave: Shut It Down 12/13/18
https://youtu.be/Lo9h7M5cbBo
>TrumpWave: Galactic Dominance 2/21/19
https://youtu.be/CRpU5yLdiSI
>TrumpWave: Happy Meal 2/28/19
https://youtu.be/AyMyU17oZAs
>TrumpWave: Off Script 3/6/19
https://youtu.be/wSBoKnpFjfU
>TrumpWave: No Collusion 3/25/19
https://youtu.be/Q_KXC_PgMwE
>TrumpWave: Miller 4/9/19
https://youtu.be/_c5TAVHeSYY
>TrumpWave: Patriots 4/27/19
https://youtu.be/MwfK8nXIdwg
>TrumpWave: Drones of War 6/22/19
https://youtu.be/OB2jQhpWnuM
>TrumpWave: Best Corea 6/30/19
https://youtu.be/psypMW_wK9k
>TrumpWave: Real News 7/12/19
https://youtu.be/g78Ym5VAS6o
prev >>251377670"
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:51:30";
String comment = "Why are Jews so smart?
You literally can't complain about them running finance, education, media, entertainment etc. if they won fair and square.
That's like a nigger complaining about "white oppressors".";
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String fullTitle = "What's my race?";
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String date = "04/01/20(Wed)10:45:09";
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