import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/pol/ - Politically Incorrect";
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

}
class Thread extends Board{
public void CAMPUSPOLICEWANTSTUDENTSTOREPORTACTSOF"BIAS"(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "CAMPUS POLICE WANT STUDENTS TO REPORT ACTS OF "BIAS"";
int postNumber = "199626135";
String image = "Capture.jpg";
String date = "01/12/19(Sat)22:45:19";
String comment = "Cops are coming for us:

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/red-alert-politics/campus-police-want-students-to-report-acts-of-bias"
;

}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199626388 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)22:48:32")

"Damn Richard spencer looks like THAT?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199626550 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)22:50:33" && image=="JIDF.png")

">>199626135
All this PC nonsense fear campaign shit needs to die. Seriously men, just carry mace, never tell women your name, buy more clothes and learn how to die your hair. Become like your enemy, a violent fucking chameleon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199626644 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)22:51:47")

">>199626135
oyy veey these campus police are gonna shut your butts down, you whi- you bad people are gonna be biased no more. prepare to meet your makers go- guys!!
never forget you made us do this, all we wanted was a world free from oppression."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199629188 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)23:21:11")

">>199626135
Why would anyone subject themselves to this while also going into massive debt with no guarantee of employment at the end of the ride?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199629396 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)23:23:27")

">>199626135
Just spam them with complaints of niggers and spics doing what they do."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199630374 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)23:33:45")

"2006:

https://tuftsdaily.com/archives/2006/03/16/student-disciplined-for-bias-related-assault/

2009:

https://tuftsdaily.com/archives/2009/04/13/alleged-bias-incident-against-korean-students-prompts-widespread-reaction/
http://archive.boston.com/news/education/higher/articles/2009/05/03/tufts_to_suspend_student_in_fight/

https://students.tufts.edu/student-affairs/what-we-help/promoting-diversity-and-equality/report-incident

(((Tufts University))) was well ahead of the curve."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199630524 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)23:35:24")

">>199629396
This."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199630660 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)23:36:59")

">>199626135
Dear Cops,

There are more than 2% disgusting satanic pedophile kikes on campus. pls halp

kthx,
anon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199630911 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)23:40:03" && image=="jew_calling.jpg")

">>199626135
>CAMPUS POLICE WANT STUDENTS TO REPORT ACTS OF "BIAS"
So will they be arresting jews and niggers then?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199633161 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:09:06" && image=="Cw7tyJTXcAQcqHL.jpg")

">>199626135
It's already here"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199633330 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:11:41")

"Doesn't /pol/ have a bias hotline too?
1-800-CALL-GOOKMOOT or something like that."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199633351 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:12:11")

">>199633161
>Call them every time you come across a minority."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199633370 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:12:27" && image=="Fuck Commies.gif")

">>199626135
Beat the holy fuck out of them."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199633458 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:13:36")

">>199626135
So glad our campus police were merged into the city police a decade ago. City police don't have time for this crap."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199633529 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:14:37")

">>199633330
What ever happened to gookmoot? I want him to go back to projectile vomiting an assortment of what we assume to be English words into the internet."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199633777 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:18:18")

">>199633458
That's how it should be. Campus "police" tend to be mallcop-tier at best and should not have any actual authority whatsoever."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199633983 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:21:16")

"Bias works both ways. Report overly liberal shit too.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634079 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:22:34" && image=="jew_average__NY_kike.jpg")

">>199633161
called and reported a nigger raping a jew, unfortunately I couldn't get a live person. I guess they don't care that much."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634143 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:23:34")

">>199626135
>tfw the whole white student body files grievance about the anti-white psyop."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634179 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:23:58")

">>199626135
commies utopia alwas end up with brainwashed citizens spying, policing and reporting each other to the nearest kommisar
holy shit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634195 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:24:06")

">>199629188
Zoomer generation isn't going to college for these reasons. they're going into trades."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634242 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:24:54")

">>199634195
war is a trade."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634294 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:25:38")

">>199626135
the ability for universities to have their own police forces must be removed immediately"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634354 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:26:30" && image=="20190113_002424.jpg")

"Peak S O Y right here";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634424 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:27:31")

">>199626135
Last semester I was sitting at the library minding my own business, pretty late on a Wednesday night like 11:30pm or 12:30am. I don't own a printer and I needed to print waveforms out to annotate them, and then scan them in for a project assignment due the next afternoon. Not saying anything to anyone, not making noise, working hard staring at a piece of paper to try to trace variables and ensure that my assignment and explanation was correct.
I'm born and raised in the Midwest and you can always tell the coasties from the in-state students. Two freshmen sitting at the table next to me, working on a single laptop in Eclipse, trying to figure out some basic programming assignment, one had to explain to the other what a null pointer exception was, clearly not cut out for the majors they were in. Talking loudly (loud section of the library so it was okay), but late at night so not many people were around and their voices traveled. One mentions going back home to DC, white guy but clearly rich as fuck and preppy, the other is clearly middle eastern from like California or illinois or something, you might know the type, where they're half Allahu Ackbar Muslims rule the world and they're half californifag and into rap music and smoking weed.

All of a sudden the muslim starts saying antisemitic shit, and it's directed at me. Now I am not Jewish but I am Slavic and I have a big nose, 23&me says I'm 4% neanderthal, so I can understand where he got the idea, but at the end of the day I ain't no fucking jew. I can't remember half of what he said because at first I didn't think it was about me, and I was also busy on my assignment, but I definitely pieced together that he was trying to get my attention. Honestly, he was probably just an actual faggot and was trying to flirt or some gay shit."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634443 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:27:48")

">>199634424

Starts talking about circumcision and how Jews are all angry cause they don't have their dicks, and how his dad is gonna solve the Jewish problem, and how they're commonly seen wearing camo baseball hats (I'm the only person around wearing a camo hat), and I just turn at this fucker and stare right at him, and of course he looks right the fuck away.


So I work for 20 minutes more and then I go to scan my shit and leave, and as I'm packing up I stare right at this fucker. I'm thinking, one, I definitely hate Jews more than you do, dumbfuck, and two, I ain't no fucking Jew. I'm thinking, I can walk to the Dean's office tomorrow and get both of these bitches kicked out of school for what they're saying to me, bye bye to the 30k a year your parents are paying to send you here, better luck at private school! I'm thinking, I could beat the shit out of this kid, I should go up and tell him he goes outside and gets his ass kicked, or I kick him out of school.

But I didn't. I was tired, I had class in a few hours, and I went home and didn't do shit about it. I stared him down, and he knew he fucked up, and I left it at that.

I think about this all the time, and I seriously regret not ruining either his teeth or his enrollment status.

At the end of the day though, you know what the best thing you can do for the white race is? Work hard at your life and be successful. I got a 98% on that project"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634583 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:30:04")

">>199626135
what the FUCK is that on his head??"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634606 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:30:24")

">>199629396
This. Shut it down!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634647 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:31:09")

">>199626135
>Cops are coming for us:
what makes you say that?
universities are biased against white males more than any other group"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634685 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:31:44")

">>199634443
Muslims assume im Jewish when I grow out my beard a little, and Jewish professors assume am jewish as well.

Feels good"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634726 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:32:14")

">>199633351
this please, just endless spam"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634918 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:34:59" && image=="big-brother-poster.jpg")

">Bias Assessment and Response Team
So this university is a Orwell novel?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634919 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:34:59")

">>199626135
Just report that you are a victim of bias due to Affirmative Action taking opportunity away from smart white men and giving it to retarded women and niggers instead."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199634998 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:36:05")

">>199634143
>theyre all subsequently suspended and required to take diversity and holocaust classes or be expelled"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199635099 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:37:22")

">>199626135
Solution is obvious - just submit mass anonymous reports against members of liberal groups claiming they're biased against gays, blacks, muslims, yadda yadda."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199635283 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:39:54" && image=="nyu_faggoty.png")

">>199634726
>just endless spam
Spam mode initiated"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199635333 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:40:34")

">>199634685
Why would that feel good? I would be so upset if anyone assumed I was a kike."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199635371 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:41:03")

">>199626550
dying your hair is for fags
everything else i agree with"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199635477 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:42:28")

">>199635371
>not bleaching your leg hair
Sorry you're still a virgin."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199635597 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:44:02")

">>199634443
Muslims are all circumcised too. It's a central part of Islam. That man was not a Muslim if he was making fun of Jews for being circumcised."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199635629 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:44:26")

">>199626135
University of Illinois is dominated by Indian, East-Asian, and white fraternity men; none of whom give a shit about this."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199635642 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:44:42")

"You unifaggots on our side need to be prepared for war this semester. Liberals are going to start trying to oust even just basic right leaning students from universities this semester. You need to ambush them and attack them guerilla style. Do not let your face get seen, and always make your attacks nonlethal, just painful.

Heed my warning, they will come for you this semester. You must be prepared to fight back."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199635813 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:47:03")

"I'm at UC Berkeley and I've experienced anti-white racism--especially within the co-op system. If this system were implemented, I wouldn't be half mad as long as anti-white racism were taken seriously.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199635976 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:49:15")

">>199635642
lol no
Just write "trump" on the sidewalks with chalk like last time."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199636024 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:49:59" && image=="1535131554309.jpg")

">>199626135
That haircut and glasses combination alone makes me want to cave his skull in with a fucking bat."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199636285 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:54:14")

">>199635642
Fuck that shit, it's not worth the risk.
Get the degree and get out."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199636413 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:56:18")

">>199626135
what's the issue? you report all of the racist leftists who treat nogs like the retards that they are without realizing it. also report all anti-white leftist professors. and report anyone who says anything anti-white or anti-christian."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199636536 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)00:58:00")

"BIAS=White people out line.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199636737 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:01:11")

">>199629396
this"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199636888 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:03:18")

">>199626135
>I would suggest learning the difference between bias and partisanship. My lawyers certainly know the difference. Do yours?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199637130 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:06:32")

">>199636536
they just need the "new math" fo da models"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199637457 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:11:11")

"I’m glad I went to college when you could still fight niggers in the dorm hallways. Those were the days.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199637557 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:12:50")

">>199635099

Haha that is a great idea.

Smear campaign the ringleaders"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199637560 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:12:55")

">>199637457
That's lies. Niggers weren't allowed to college back then."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199637711 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:15:18" && image=="1544077987197.png")

">>199634443
>>199634424
>Dear Diary"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199638057 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:20:32")

">>199637560

I played football and got stuck living with them freshman year. Since they mostly all flunked or dropped out, it wasn’t bad after that."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199638165 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:22:09")

">>199637560

They shouldn’t be now. They’re stupid. I used to cringe reading their papers when I tutored."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199638182 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:22:28")

">>199637711
you are an anime posting loser, you cannot hurt me."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199638336 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:24:33")

">>199638057
My freshman year there was this fotbol dope who go there on a scholarship, and then word got out his frat got him so drunk he actually fucked a girl, and then he came back to the dorm so drunk he broke the door to his own room and was made to apologize to us for being an asshole.

lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199638416 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:25:31" && image=="336877FB-887A-48C9-A5AC-63EF8C98E0B7.jpg")

">>199626135
Hmm... where in history has this very thing happened? Oh, that’s right..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199638563 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:27:37")

">>199626135
guy on the left doesn't look well. don't trust anyone with that haircut"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199638738 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:30:12" && image=="5DF4FB7A-5F57-48BD-80BF-3BD20D555E74.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199638805 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:31:18" && image=="801E162C-ED06-4169-8888-31F7772AD0B2.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199638835 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:31:36" && image=="82565837-7FCE-44FE-99DF-A5984A0E2A13.jpg")

">>199638563
..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199638859 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:31:53" && image=="2DE8D191-F381-43E2-A2E6-8894648B7425.jpg")

">>199638563
...."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199638878 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:32:10" && image=="2E5C51F4-D892-4EE5-906C-EE5B2A73FD37.jpg")

">>199638563
....."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199638912 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:32:41")

">>199626135
>referring to the campus police as "cops"
t. campus police"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199639104 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:35:36")

">>199635283
Underrated"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199639172 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:36:25" && image=="its the jews.jpg")

">>199626135
Colleges not only have a heavy commie indoctrination to them but now they will physically go after anybody that doesn't wear the hammer and sickle. Just come out and say colleges are only welcome to commies so we all understand just how fucked everything is"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199639254 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:37:39")

">>199638738
When I lived in SF, I met a woman at Portsmouth Square who was forced to flee to the US during the Cultural Revolution after her family (including grandparents) were stabbed to death by Red Guards"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199639399 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:40:01")

">>199638912
Now, of course I sat down with the Jewish Cohen in his office after his operation murdered my friend with his Jewish drugs and they had to admit that they hadn't followed the rules.

Great job. Where do you think that leaves me to try my best to help clean up for you? And he never looked me in the eyes again, even after he kept coming back there years after he didn't have an official job there anymore. But it wasn't hard to know where to pass him in the halls."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199639520 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:41:51")

">>199639254
Her children and grandchildren vote AOC and Obongo."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199639529 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:42:04" && image=="FB_IMG_1520129367369.jpg")

">>199626644
Kek knows. They think we're just fucking around when we talk about zombie bullshit. They don't know half the country talks about killing the other half in the open."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199639583 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:42:59" && image=="SmartSelect_20190112-233650_ToolWiz Photos.jpg")

"Spread the word. This should be a 911 call.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199639708 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:44:52")

">>199634079
This thread needs more of this. Calling now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199639797 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:46:17" && image=="1520028421921.gif")

">>199633777
Checked goi"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199639997 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:49:10")

">>199635283
>tel aviv
Toplel"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199640023 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)01:49:30")

"report the university for giving out scholarships to people based on race alone";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199641930 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)02:19:46")

">>199626135
It is actually a nice system because now we have a list of all the bias

> A Resident Advisor in University Housing reported that someone had drawn a violent depiction of a dead Native American Chief after being fought by the ISU Redbirds mascot on a study lounge dry erase board. Also included on the board was the word “$quaaaa.” The board was erased.
> A Resident Advisor in University Housing reported that an unknown person wrote, “You can take down our board but not our sex positions” and a drawing of an ejaculating penis on top of breasts was next to the words on the bulletin board in her bathroom
> A Resident Assistant reported that memes with “Pepe the Frog” on a confederate flag with swastikas was posted in a hall-based GroupMe.
> A trans student reported that a note on their dry erase board in outside their residence hall room was changed from “Caution, Depressed Human Inside” to “Caution Depressed Man Inside.”"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==199642160 && dateTime=="01/13/19(Sun)02:23:47")

">>199641930
> A student reported that, when she would go to the showers in her Residence Hall, other students would make sex noises. The Resident Director met with all of the students involved.
> The pillars outside of Foellinger Auditorium were chalked with the phrases, “Women are Worthless” and “Go White Privilege.” Facilities removed the chalking within an hour of it being reported.
> A student reported that, in the TA Office in the Physics department, there was a paper posted that said, “Women in Physics” and had a ranking list and notes about the bodies of the women in her department. The department head met with the students and sent an email to the entire graduate student class about this. A member of the team also filled out a Title IX report and met with the student who reported this incident.
> An anonymous person reported that they were called a crazy Norwegian and told, “Uff-dah, Olga dance” and had a cabbage thrown at them.
> A UIPD officer reported that a student was resisting arrest and repeatedly calling the officers “faggots.” This case was referred to the student conduct system.
> Someone reported that, as he was at a salon getting a haircut, someone entered, yelled “Fuck you,” and then, after they walked out, looked into the window while pulling on their eyelids to make them slanted. A member of the team
followed up with the reporter."
;


}
}