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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "9404048";
String image = "spikedog spring.png";
String date = "01/31/21(Sun)23:05:42";
String comment = "the spikedog thread in spring!";

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String fullTitle = "The Topkek Tribune";
int postNumber = "9466666";
String image = "The_Spin_Me_Right_Round_Tribune_Issue_No._6.gif";
String date = "02/28/21(Sun)08:12:38";
String comment = "BREAKING NOW!
ᗜˬᗜ touched by spinning Bury!
Anonymous completes a puzzle!
The [s4s] interface receives privilege check!
The latest OC albume begins production!
Read all about it! Full story here!";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "9468008";
String image = "1611738595157.gif";
String date = "02/28/21(Sun)23:47:18";
String comment = "*kisse*

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "9467254";
String image = "purplepalmtree.jpg";
String date = "02/28/21(Sun)16:17:38";
String comment = "greetings friends.
you have been blessed by the almighty, purple palm tree :^)

may god have mercy on your soul.";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "9461977";
String image = "😀.jpg";
String date = "02/26/21(Fri)00:57:02";
String comment = "emoji file name

(🔥💯😂👌👌👌)";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "9470425";
String image = "1544050085515.png";
String date = "03/02/21(Tue)09:03:26";
String comment = "retard";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "9457719";
String image = "230px-Steven_Pinker_2011.jpg";
String date = "02/23/21(Tue)23:29:40";
String comment = "ass";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "9470296";
String image = "f.jpg";
String date = "03/02/21(Tue)07:33:58";
String comment = "*looks at you funny*";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "9469808";
String image = "1612262209053.png";
String date = "03/01/21(Mon)23:29:46";
String comment = "How many of you here are actual functioning members of society who come here because they need an outlet from pretending to not be insane around their coworkers and the general public during the entire day?";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "9470422";
String image = "image.jpg";
String date = "03/02/21(Tue)08:59:06";
String comment = "why don't Japanese people eat bento boxes?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "9470418";
String image = "__komeiji_koishi_touhou_drawn_by_kiramarukou__sample-d3384f4a008aaab9bb32cdd10cb0a6b5.jpg";
String date = "03/02/21(Tue)08:54:52";
String comment = "imagine the smelle";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "9470121";
String image = "74D1915F-7E8B-4B8D-8D09-2879FEDACE72.jpg";
String date = "03/02/21(Tue)03:50:36";
String comment = "James Charles denies groomer allegations?!";

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String fullTitle = "D";
int postNumber = "9469625";
String image = "73eb2a855cf7cd89a8c59015dfe658cd.png";
String date = "03/01/21(Mon)22:11:42";
String comment = "It's DESU time";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "9469985";
String image = "astolfo bf.jpg";
String date = "03/02/21(Tue)01:54:48";
String comment = "Imagine having sex with astolfo unironically.";

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String fullTitle = "Le Discord Notification Simulator";
int postNumber = "9470177";
String image = "le-discord-fig.gif";
String date = "03/02/21(Tue)05:31:35";
String comment = "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHoDXsNHC3s


Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again";