import four.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/sci/';
}

public void menu();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Board {
  • public void Welcome to /sci/(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = 'Welcome to /sci/';
    int postNumber = "15833831";
    String image = the phenotype.jpg;
    String date = '11/01/23(Wed)14:05:14';
    String comment = 'The new /sci/ wiki
    https://4chan-science.fandom.com/wiki//sci/_Wiki

    (More resources in replies)'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 9 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143573";
    String image = 7A44FE4D-813B-43BA-A89D-7F2340150BB7.jpg;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)05:50:38';
    String comment = 'explain science folk';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 8 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16142641";
    String image = 1713724972420048.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)17:01:24';
    String comment = 'What's the theory of all theory?';

    }
  • public void Need to learn precalc/trig in 1 week(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 6 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Need to learn precalc/trig in 1 week';
    int postNumber = "16143995";
    String image = IMG_0029.png;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)13:40:00';
    String comment = 'Hello I havent gone to lecture all semester. I need to learn an entire semester's worth of precalculus/trig in one week. What should I do bros';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 38 posts and 7 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16142805";
    String image = 1713470363529221.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)18:38:03';
    String comment = '>race is rea
    ACK.

    funny how this single image destroyed racism'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 4 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143971";
    String image = images (2).jpg;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)13:10:16';
    String comment = '"Department of Mathematical Logic and Applications"

    Everyone is catholic ,christian , hindu or "spiritual"

    wtf is happening ?'
    ;

    }
  • public void why is this true ?(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 10 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'why is this true ?';
    int postNumber = "16143545";
    String image = 1706296815618364.jpg;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)05:09:27';
    String comment = 'undefined';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP 7 undefined) {

    // 14 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143772";
    String image = obraz_2024-04-24_155148402.png;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)09:51:53';
    String comment = 'this is you
    just a few billion years ago'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 45 posts and 5 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16140124";
    String image = iq.jpg;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)03:37:33';
    String comment = 'how are some 80 IQ retards getting perfect grades? scientifically speaking

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0160289615001269'
    ;

    }
  • public void /sfg/ - Spaceflight General(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 249 posts and 50 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = '/sfg/ - Spaceflight General';
    int postNumber = "16143108";
    String image = thing.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)22:12:15';
    String comment = 'Future Mission Edition

    Previous - >>16140086'
    ;

    }
  • public void /mg/ maths general(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 80 posts and 14 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = '/mg/ maths general';
    int postNumber = "16135585";
    String image = section.png;
    String date = '04/19/24(Fri)03:04:51';
    String comment = 'talk maths
    old >>16113803'
    ;

    }
  • public void Um(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 17 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Um';
    int postNumber = "16143726";
    String image = 1646323557435-2117912327.gif;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)09:16:22';
    String comment = 'Why is there some much weird shit about race on this board? It's like half legit science and half retard racists trying to backfit their stupid ideas using buzzfield tier cognitive bias ridden garbage';

    }
  • public void Mathematicians lies(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 51 posts and 4 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Mathematicians lies';
    int postNumber = "16141942";
    String image = gabriel_mal.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)07:13:28';
    String comment = 'ITT we expose lies of math
    >Gabriel's horn has infinite surface area but finite volume
    >Unit hypercube has volume = 1 in all dimensions but infinite surface area for higher dimensions
    Clear violations of Stokes theorem, not that they give a shit.'
    ;

    }
  • public void Real number arithmetic(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 101 posts and 5 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Real number arithmetic';
    int postNumber = "16139007";
    String image = imgonline-com-ua-twotoone-3Bx2P9wglUToeS.jpg;
    String date = '04/21/24(Sun)11:49:24';
    String comment = 'What's the purpose of taking the supremum of the infimum here in equation A1.5? This is apparently supposed to extend arithmetic to infinite decimals.

    (D is the set of finite decimals)'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP duodaddy) {

    // 52 posts and 10 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143093";
    String image = age-distribution.png;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)22:04:31';
    String comment = '4chan dating app creator here. The anons who said it was a data mine were right all along!

    What are some statistics you'd like to see about your fellow autists looking for love? I'll post /r/equests ITT. (No doxing requests, obviously.)'
    ;

    }
  • public void /scg/ - STEM career general(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 156 posts and 14 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = '/scg/ - STEM career general';
    int postNumber = "16133918";
    String image = lossy-page1-640px-Musaeum_Hermeticum_1678_I._Clavis_AQ30_Key_1.tif.jpg;
    String date = '04/17/24(Wed)22:10:20';
    String comment = '"The First Key of Basil Valentine" edition

    Last thread: >>16117647

    This thread exists to ask questions regarding careers associated to STEM.
    >Discussion on academia-based career progression
    >Discussion on penetrating industry from academia
    >Or anything in relation to STEM employment or development within STEM academia!

    Resources for protecting yourself from academic marxists:
    >https://www.thefire.org/ (US)
    >https://www.jccf.ca/ (Canada)

    Information resource:
    >https://sciencecareergeneral.neocities.org/
    >*The Chad author is seeking additional input to diversify the content into containing all STEM fields. Said author regularly views these /scg/ threads.

    No anons have answered your question? Perhaps try posting it here:
    >https://academia.stackexchange.com/

    An archive of all the previous editions of /scg/:
    >https://warosu.org/sci/thread/15740454'
    ;

    }
  • public void Does science have a decent explanation for this yet?(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 14 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Does science have a decent explanation for this yet?';
    int postNumber = "16142996";
    String image = adhd brain.png;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)20:45:41';
    String comment = 'an explanation that actually makes logical sense.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 19 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16142281";
    String image = 243.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)12:44:21';
    String comment = 'Is it worth dropping out of my CS (year 2) degree and starting a math/physics degree at age 21 at a different (better) university from scratch? I hate my current experience.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 292 posts and 37 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16091579";
    String image = vegan soyence.jpg;
    String date = '03/22/24(Fri)16:52:24';
    String comment = 'Is Coca Cola really a healthier beverage than milk?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 23 posts and 4 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16138932";
    String image = DVE70k.jpg;
    String date = '04/21/24(Sun)10:56:43';
    String comment = 'I can't believe this kind of horror movie level of gruesomeness and butchery is considered "practicing medicine" in the current year.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 3 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143997";
    String image = OIG1.jpg;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)13:43:37';
    String comment = 'How does science explain the fact that from all of the species only mammals can smile or show facial expressions';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 38 posts and 5 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16118177";
    String image = att_mocmxh.jpg;
    String date = '04/08/24(Mon)02:25:16';
    String comment = '>hey goy, protein is bad for you
    gee, thanks for the warming, soiyence'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16142963";
    String image = flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u3_1.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)20:26:10';
    String comment = 'What do you hope humans discover before you kick the bucket?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 6 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143845";
    String image = IMG_5628.jpg;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)11:09:47';
    String comment = 'The tech for extreme longevity through patient matched organ banks exists today but is thwarted by moralfag ANIMALS.

    Let me explain how:
    >Make a woman pregnant with a genetic clone of the patient (this is possible today)
    >While the fetus is developing inhibit the Hox-genes responsible for head differentiation (no brain = no suffering caused)
    >The woman births a headless body that is genetically identical to the patient
    >Keep the body alive as it develops to adulthood via tube feeding or IV nutritional solution, add relevant hormones for appropriate growth
    And voila you have a genetically matched organ bank. As the patient reaches organ failure due to old age/telomere shortening/epigenetic dysfunctional additions you replace the organs with young ones, with no immunosuppressant therapy needed.

    When this is achieved the only missing piece is rejuvenation of the brain and when that is achieved you have biological immortality/extreme longevity. Not only would something like this be extremely useful, it would birth a new industry that would generate insane wealth as the market is every single person on Earth.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 79 posts and 5 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141656";
    String image = 1713781660969258m.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)01:24:01';
    String comment = 'Could someone explain to me how the second choice isn't the correct one?';

    }
  • public void /med/ - medicine(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 71 posts and 9 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = '/med/ - medicine';
    int postNumber = "16140594";
    String image = Sumi.Serina.full.3477639.jpg;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)11:22:18';
    String comment = 'Serina Edition

    Previous: >>16125002

    We discuss research, DO NOT offer advice (just fucking go see your doctor), make fun of premeds and shitpost.
    Keep vaccination/clamping/vitamin K/soliciting advice out of this thread and start your own because it takes a lot of space.'
    ;

    }
  • public void Planet 9 close to being found(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 116 posts and 18 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Planet 9 close to being found';
    int postNumber = "16139554";
    String image = 1696065305205677.png;
    String date = '04/21/24(Sun)19:17:46';
    String comment = '>Last September, astronomers in Japan detected a series of objects in the Kuiper Belt – described by the BBC as a "doughnut shaped region of icy bodies" beyond the orbit of Neptune – that had unusually warped orbits around the Sun. Researchers Michael Brown and Konstantin Batygin, from the California Institute of Technology (Caltech) in Pasadena, speculated that only a massive planet's gravitational pull could explain these "orbital anomalies", said Live Science.

    >Then in February, scientists narrowed down the "likely hiding" place of the "elusive" planet after they "whittled away" 78% of the "hypothetical world's suspected orbital pathway", said Philip Plait in Scientific American.

    https://theweek.com/science/the-hunt-for-planet-nine

    >If things go at this rate, it might take about a decade [to find].
    Quote from 4.5 years ago

    https://youtu.be/pe83T9hISoY'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 50 posts and 6 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16137037";
    String image = file.jpg;
    String date = '04/20/24(Sat)03:31:46';
    String comment = 'What was this machine designed to do exactly?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 5 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141549";
    String image = electron microscope.jpg;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)23:35:57';
    String comment = 'Title: Precision Deflection of Electron Beams Using Synchronized Laser Pulses for Trajectory Analysis
    Abstract

    This study proposes an experimental setup for precision deflection of electron beams using synchronized laser pulses. The experiment aims to explore the dynamics of electron trajectories by inducing a controlled 5-degree deflection and analyzing the resulting paths using a combination of field emission electron microscopes and high-intensity lasers. The primary objective is to achieve detailed mapping of electron interactions within a controlled environment, facilitated by advanced synchronization between the electron emission and laser activation to ensure minimal interference and maximum accuracy.
    Introduction

    Electron beams, traditionally used in microscopy for imaging at atomic scales, possess potential for detailed physical interaction studies when manipulated with electromagnetic fields. Recent advancements in laser technology allow for precise control over these interactions. This experiment leverages these technologies to induce specific deflection angles in electron beams, facilitating novel investigations into electron dynamics and beam manipulation techniques.
    Materials and Methods
    Electron Beam Generation

    Electron Source: 36 field emission electron microscopes are arranged in a circular configuration around a central target, each configured to emit electrons at 30 keV. Field emission is chosen for its ability to produce sharp, well-defined electron beams suitable for precise interaction studies.
    Pulse Modulation: Electron emissions are modulated using RF cavities to produce short pulses with durations matching those of the laser pulses, estimated to be in the picosecond range.

    Laser System

    Laser Configuration: High-intensity lasers are synchronized with the electron pulses. Each microscope is equipped with a vertically oriented laser designed to deflect the electron beam by 5 degrees.'
    ;

    }
  • public void Is the Dune planet possible?(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 40 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Is the Dune planet possible?';
    int postNumber = "16142520";
    String image = Austin_Butler_at_Feyd_Rautha_Harkonnen_in_Dune_2.0.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)15:37:00';
    String comment = 'Is a planet with a sun that renders everything black and white possible, scientifically? I heard people talking about infrared n shit.';

    }
  • public void Monty Hall Problem(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 7 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Monty Hall Problem';
    int postNumber = "16143901";
    String image = 1713401098428046.jpg;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)11:57:45';
    String comment = '>go to a bar hoping to get laid
    >see two beautiful girls sitting separately
    >calculate my chances with each, they're not great
    >but if I approach both, the combined probability isn't bad
    >one girl leaves early, gets hit by a truck and fucking dies
    >my chances of getting laid with the remaining girl are now higher than what they were initially'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 42 posts and 4 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16134433";
    String image = colors.png;
    String date = '04/18/24(Thu)07:42:24';
    String comment = 'Do colors really have a psychological impact on us or is it all just cultural?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 6 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16142642";
    String image = Screenshot_20240422_145007_Firefox Nightly.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)17:01:35';
    String comment = 'Why do nurses earn more than engineers?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 29 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16137023";
    String image = scientists in shambles .png;
    String date = '04/20/24(Sat)02:57:35';
    String comment = 'Why do scientists brazenly maintain this antiquated model of Earth's core?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 15 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16142173";
    String image = 1710431796678580.gif;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)11:12:06';
    String comment = 'Is science an art?';

    }
  • public void New science proves that diversity ruins workplace productivity(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 9 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'New science proves that diversity ruins workplace productivity';
    int postNumber = "16142759";
    String image = AAl963.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)18:17:18';
    String comment = 'Does diversity make teams work better?
    Apparently not!
    A new, comprehensive preregistered meta-analysis found that, whether the diversity was demographic, cognitive, or occupational, its relationship with performance was near-zero.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 36 posts and 7 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141571";
    String image = screencapture-twitter-BowTiedRanger-status-1782224157549240522-2024-04-23-06_48_31.png;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)00:01:43';
    String comment = 'is evolution /sci/entific?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 9 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16142558";
    String image = 01_m.png;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)16:04:35';
    String comment = 'WE'RE BACK';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143893";
    String image = chrome_CQ7jKT1K3k.png;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)11:51:31';
    String comment = 'Look at this sexy goddamn chad. Look at him. Props to youngblood here on heading south like a fine viral young stud, away from the vestige of the tranny and the liberal cuckoo heads.';

    }
  • public void I am losing my mind because of electrical engineering(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 7 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'I am losing my mind because of electrical engineering';
    int postNumber = "16143809";
    String image = e87c527c45a031d94abb8d19e9991f28.jpg;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)10:36:14';
    String comment = 'I don't know if this is the right board to post this, but I am currently studying applied electrical engineering and I have to choose between these subfields:

    Automation
    Electronics
    Energy engineering and machine automation
    Information and communication technologies
    Quality Engineering
    I am losing my mind because I don’t know which one to choose. Any advice? Which one is the easiest? Which one pays the most? I live in Central Europe, so keep that in mind if that affects anything.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143780";
    String image = 1560942389986.jpg;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)09:57:08';
    String comment = '>quantum foam
    >quantum tunneling'
    ;

    }
  • public void astronomy has a colonialism problem(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 155 posts and 18 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'astronomy has a colonialism problem';
    int postNumber = "16094079";
    String image = problem.png;
    String date = '03/24/24(Sun)07:26:44';
    String comment = 'what will YOU do to fix this /sci/
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7hK5_Rj--8'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 206 posts and 25 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16137285";
    String image = dfdfh.jpg;
    String date = '04/20/24(Sat)10:35:27';
    String comment = 'Why is it controversial to say that human races have mental differences between them? It just doesn't make any sense. Yes, humans have a genetic bottleneck but humans have diverged since coming out of Africa that their physical features can be wildly different. We have the blacks, the pinks, the yellows, the abos. All look very different from each other physically.

    There are differences in Race when it comes to medicine. White People are more prone to skin cancer than any other race due to a lack of melanin in their skin. Black people are at higher risks for high blood pressure, certain types of cancers and diabetes. Asians are at higher risks for liver disease than other races. Mixed race individuals are more likely to have these risks offset due to being biracial or multiracial but in some cases their risks of diseases prevalent in their heritage might be higher. Just like there are differences in biological sexes for treatment. Some humans like the Badjao or the Tibetans have evolved higher lung capacity compared to the average human.

    So we have all these physical differences, affecting even diseases and medical treatment but somehow mentally we are all the same? That's kinda fishy no?'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 3 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143839";
    String image = Food.png;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)11:04:08';
    String comment = 'Now before you post derogatory comments about picrel consider the following question: what is even the goal of nutritional science, education and policy?

    The answer is not self-evident. Picrel is an example of people who are seemingly long-lived, happy and healthy (even with rotten teeth) just by pounding some plants, squeezing some oil and simmering the paste with an animal in a pot. How much more health, happiness and longevity has nutritional science brought us after a century of sperging out about detailed biochemical mechanisms and vague epidemiology? Here's a groundbreaking idea: nutritional science is a symptom of the modern age' neurotic desire to manage everything to death.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143130";
    String image = the-black-hole-5395518_1280.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)22:44:56';
    String comment = 'Hey Faggots,
    My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than becoming a gas nebula.
    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than "jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines"? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.'
    ;

    }
  • public void Qualitative intelligence amplification?(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 11 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Qualitative intelligence amplification?';
    int postNumber = "16138496";
    String image = 541FCD4E-8615-4E23-9BED-345F5560C776.jpg;
    String date = '04/21/24(Sun)03:35:21';
    String comment = 'Im serious about increasing my intelligence, as close to an IQ of 130. I’m looking into nootropics and actually forcing myself to read older books on philosophy and science. I want to be able to read and write like the people of the past, compared to the short fatuous writing styles of the modern internet. I want to increase my biological cognitive capacity with whatever tools I have present today. I want to be able to understand abstract ideas like higher level math and logic puzzles. I want to develop and create new sophisticated cognitive modules like complex linguistic representations or longterm planning or abstract reasoning.';

    }
  • public void how do we know light is the fastest thing(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 12 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'how do we know light is the fastest thing';
    int postNumber = "16142847";
    String image = bruhaintnowaybruhfraintnowaybruh.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)19:04:10';
    String comment = 'what if there's some some secret particle that we haven't discovered yet that goes faster than light';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 18 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16138508";
    String image = 1668398388887714.jpg;
    String date = '04/21/24(Sun)04:03:13';
    String comment = 'Hey nerds, tell me about how the stress of too much studying is affecting your mental health.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 51 posts and 8 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16140417";
    String image = ab6765630000ba8aa0f362345e0c9531a2ec9b4d.jpg;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)08:43:27';
    String comment = 'Do you ever think a godlike alien being is responsible for allowing causality(evolution/adaptability/etc) to produce such intelligent beings, AKA humans?

    Could nature's one way cause-and-effect, or evolution, truly produce such intelligent beings as humans on its own?

    Just how delicate and precious is life really? Obviously we have no way of going back in time or looking at life from beginning to end in its full totality.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 25 posts and 9 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16118729";
    String image = ifls.jpg;
    String date = '04/08/24(Mon)11:30:47';
    String comment = 'I HECKIN' LOVE SCIENSE';

    }
  • public void Day 8 of studying math everyday until I learn calculus(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 11 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Day 8 of studying math everyday until I learn calculus';
    int postNumber = "16143587";
    String image = 20240424_170134.jpg;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)06:03:23';
    String comment = 'Today: division';

    }
  • public void What are some /sci/ approved long (1h+) youtube videos?(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 29 posts and 8 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'What are some /sci/ approved long (1h+) youtube videos?';
    int postNumber = "16140617";
    String image = ;p[;.png;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)11:43:46';
    String comment = 'undefined';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonynous undefined) {

    // 18 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16140898";
    String image = 1705457306495467.jpg;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)14:50:04';
    String comment = 'This is a comparison of different animals brain size. Bumpiness correlates to intelligence, so what the fuck are dolphins and camels doing with so much intelligence? Can we train them to do complicated maths and shit like Alex the Parrot? Based on this image, it seems like they should be able to intellectually mog apes, who we do most of our experiments with.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_(parrot)
    Pepperberg said he could identify 50 different objects and recognize quantities up to six; that he could distinguish seven colors and five shapes, and understand the concepts of "bigger", "smaller", "same", and "different", and that he was learning "over" and "under".[2] Alex passed increasingly difficult tests measuring whether humans have achieved Piaget's Substage 6 object permanence. Alex showed surprise and anger when confronted with a nonexistent object or one different from what he had been led to believe was hidden during the tests.[16]

    Alex had a vocabulary of over 100 words,[17] but was exceptional in that he appeared to have understanding of what he said. For example, when Alex was shown an object and asked about its shape, color, or material, he could label it correctly.[15] He could describe a key as a key no matter what its size or color, and could determine how the key was different from others.[7] Looking at a mirror, he said "what color", and learned the word "grey" after being told "grey" six times.[18] This made him the first non-human animal to have ever asked a question, let alone an existential one (apes who have been trained to use sign-language have so far failed to ever ask a single question).[19]'
    ;

    }
  • public void electric car pollute more than gasoline(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 164 posts and 14 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'electric car pollute more than gasoline';
    int postNumber = "16079067";
    String image = aceofspades.jpg;
    String date = '03/15/24(Fri)09:17:00';
    String comment = 'take that climate freaks

    https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/electric-cars-pollute-1850-times-more-than-fuel-based-vehicles-study-finds/

    he said EV (el Vehicle) pollutes 1850 times more while driving 1000 miles than what happens if you drive 1000 miles with gasoline

    tire wear was calculated into the equation

    he noted that the tires of EVs, due to their added weight, will also emit more microplastics into the air

    particle pollution from EVs can also increase the risk of health problems,

    >including heart disease,

    cough, lung disease and, in extreme cases, can even lead to hospitalization,

    >cancer and suddendeath.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 196 posts and 20 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16071230";
    String image = 26f24be90f75bf1f59d06c5ac194f832907e956cd878f75cad496c267722450c.png;
    String date = '03/12/24(Tue)22:10:25';
    String comment = 'is this true';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 19 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16139293";
    String image = 2Q==(3).jpg;
    String date = '04/21/24(Sun)15:52:21';
    String comment = 'Medical science isnt real. Its demons all the way down. Yk mental illnesses connect you to other realms:

    Autism: spams you with information from all realms. Sometimes makes brain better at handling information.

    OCD: serves your brain things that could have happened (related dimension). The brain wrongfully thinks this will happen if you dont do something.

    Shizophrenia: positive: false truths recieved from different dimensions negative: energy sucked into those dimensions

    Bipolar: alternation between recieving energy from place 7 and getting it taken away from place 4. more on places on /x/ soon.

    So anyway there are 2 types of "medication":

    T1: every demon gets in and starves after a certain amount of time

    T2: the first demon you eat while not having that demon-species in you gets in, the others get tpd back. The demon eats the now empty "meds" (T2s contain food for the journey) if youre still trying to eat "meds" and if you stop he starves.

    There are multiple demon types (that each have many species!) that belong in the "meds" catagory:

    Anti psychotics: (T2)
    The demon tries to block the connection using magic which has many side effects

    Ssris: (T1)
    The demons take the hit of the connection directly. Their very resistant but will eventually succumb to their wounds, leaving a numbing corpse. If you stop taking it theirs not enough to block the thing so they get thrown around causing a electro shock sensation.

    Anti depressants: (t1)
    Anti deprassants try to get some from place 7, but it usually corrupts along the way.

    You may wonder why nsar tablets are so big
    Well thats because theyre so powerful. Mg is acctually a hoax just size matters.

    Nsar: (t2)
    This one is very powerful as he records ur state in being, then tries to filter out the pain and then he plays it. Since hes a demon he isnt to careful on the filter part. He needs very much food.

    Pic rel author acctually took inspiration from irl.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 9 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141971";
    String image = 20240423_133132.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)07:57:43';
    String comment = 'Brainlets begging for mercy everywhere';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 13 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16142438";
    String image = maxresdefault[1].jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)14:38:48';
    String comment = 'In your opinion, who won this debate?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143636";
    String image = Screenshot_20240419_051327_Firefox.jpg;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)07:01:52';
    String comment = 'if:
    12 is to 1,
    345 is to 3,
    73 is to 37
    98 is to 79,
    1,011 is to 10,
    then:
    16141942 is to ?'
    ;

    }
  • public void What do you think about the authentication and science behind the Gateway Process(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 3 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'What do you think about the authentication and science behind the Gateway Process';
    int postNumber = "16143688";
    String image = 1612820676726-8-absolute-infinity.png;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)08:36:16';
    String comment = 'If you don't know, these were some declassified CIA files about the nature of the universe, how to traverse through extra dimensions and a whole lot of looney shit.
    Seems shabby science and faulty experiments to me, what do you guys think?
    If this is real what are the implications?'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 57 posts and 7 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16138980";
    String image = Screenshot_20240421-085105~2.png;
    String date = '04/21/24(Sun)11:30:20';
    String comment = 'Sorry if this is not the right board, but it seems like the best board for this. So give me some of your best examples of fringe science. Doesn't matter the field, just as long as it's fringe and not accepted science.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 9 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141096";
    String image = banned.jpg;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)16:46:24';
    String comment = 'What are some banned books of forbidden knowledge in /sci/ence?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 12 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141905";
    String image = 20220626_032738.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)06:34:50';
    String comment = 'I’m studying a simulation of schizophrenia. How do you most often detect simulants? Why it is often written that it is difficult for people to portray the negative symptoms of schizophrenia, if it is mostly close to depressive, requires a lack of activity. It’s easy, just lie in bed all day, isn’t it?
    No one for The Structured Interview of Reported Symptoms [SIRS; Rogers et al., 1992] or M test?
    It’s all in the scientific interest.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 16 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16140111";
    String image = 400422103_609634494529597_7768052754351696638_n (1).jpg;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)03:30:47';
    String comment = 'What caused the emergence of human races?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 6 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143617";
    String image = 1000006397.jpg;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)06:33:50';
    String comment = 'So, time goes on pretty much to infinity right?
    100 bilions, 1000 bilions, you can just add zeroes and its whatever, Universe will still be there.

    I'm visualising the entire timeline as an arrow and as it grows, our current time (28 bilions or whatever) is getting very, very close to the left (the beginning).

    So in a way, we are here suspiciously early, aren't we?'
    ;

    }
  • public void Comvince me a high meat diet isn't the best(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 230 posts and 26 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Comvince me a high meat diet isn't the best';
    int postNumber = "16047395";
    String image = 1708690901879321.jpg;
    String date = '02/27/24(Tue)15:00:17';
    String comment = '>Switch to a 90% meat and fat diet
    >Suppliment with some fruit
    >Literally every physical or mental problem I have dissappears within a week
    >Lose 10 pounds a month every month of fat
    So, at this point, it's beyond any reasonable doubt that the best possible diet for anyone is obviously a high meat diet. Now, the question becomes WHY is anyone still holding a different position? It's recently been proven that the carnivore diet can literally cure bipolar.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 94 posts and 12 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16108692";
    String image = guido64536546645.jpg;
    String date = '04/01/24(Mon)22:17:27';
    String comment = 'How can you believe in evolution when it's only a theory (a guess)?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 6 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143558";
    String image = 1712927527367517.jpg;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)05:30:28';
    String comment = 'why were doctors forcing vax on everyone when covid became nothing burger soon after?';

    }
  • public void Convolution of distributions(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 3 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Convolution of distributions';
    int postNumber = "16143488";
    String image = obtained_graph.png;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)04:11:22';
    String comment = '1/2
    Hello /sci/.
    I was hit with an uncomplicated yet strangely unsolvable problem. I was doing other cotangent work when I found myself having to calculate the convolution of a product of 2 distributions for other later purposes.

    [math] \theta_1 [/math] is a random variable uniformly distributed on [math] \left[ 0, 2 \pi \right] [/math] and so is [math] \theta_2 [/math].
    [math] cos ( \theta ) [/math] would follow a distribution of the sort :
    [eq] pr \left( X = cos ( \theta ) \right) = \frac{2}{\pi \sqrt{1-X^2}} [/eq]
    given by the property : [math] pr \left( X = cos ( \theta \right) \vert d cos ( \theta ) \vert = pr \left( \theta_1 = \theta \right) \vert d \theta \vert [/math]

    Now, let [math] \alpha [/math] be the random variable taking the values of [math] \frac{cos ( \theta_1 ) }{cos ( \theta_2 )} [/math].
    My intuition, in order to find the adequate distribution, was to use convolution the way we usually do when we are met with variables of the sort [math] X = X_1 + X_2 [/math]. So I applied the following equation :

    [eq]pr \left( \alpha = y \right) = \int pr \left( X_1 = x \right) pr \left( X_2 = \frac{x}{y} \right) dx [/eq]

    The intergration bounds are determined according to the values of y. The primary condition is to set [math] \vert \frac{x}{y} \vert \in[0,1] \implies \vert x \vert \in[0,\vert y \vert] [/math]. Given than x sets already in the [math] [0,1] [/math] interval. The integration bounds are thus determined in such a way that :

    [eq]pr \left( \alpha = y \right) = \int_{-\vert y \vert}^{\vert y \vert } pr \left( X_1 = x \right) pr \left( X_2 = \frac{x}{y} \right) dx \; \left( y \in[-1,1] \right)[/eq]
    [eq]pr \left( \alpha = y \right) = \int_{-1}^{1} pr \left( X_1 = x \right) pr \left( X_2 = \frac{x}{y} \right) dx \; \left( y \notin[-1,1] \right)[/eq]

    Picrel is the obtained function from the above calculations. A problem already arises here the function does not seem to converge to zero around infinity.'
    ;

    }
  • public void Scientifically speaking, are men smarter than women?(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 4 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Scientifically speaking, are men smarter than women?';
    int postNumber = "16143293";
    String image = Menvswomen.jpg;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)00:47:51';
    String comment = 'I think it's unlikely that the picture related is based on many credible studies, but who knows. Regardless, here are the reasons I think men come out on top in the end.

    1. Things that people consider to be high IQ are supposedly men's biological strengths like math, physics, engineering (and maybe even science in general?). Women's brains have their strengths, but they are theoretically less important or not viewed as difficult to acquire things (even if they actually are important).

    2. Women have less societal incentive to try hard. They can afford to spend time focusing on their appearance because it can pay off by getting pregnant from a rich guy or marrying one, or taking advantage of others (i.e simps).

    3. Men are biologically more competitive. Having to compete for females or their genes wouldn't get passed on. That translates into day-to-day life endeavors and leads to persistently trying to beat their peers, thus making significant progress on the smallest things all the way to academia. Women don't seem to care at all about competitiveness, maybe societal or biological lack of testosterone or maybe, it leads them to be more relaxed when it comes to pursuing things, which in turn doesn't motivate them to try to be "the best."'
    ;

    }
  • public void /sqt/ - stupid questions thread (aka /qtddtot/)(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 171 posts and 21 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = '/sqt/ - stupid questions thread (aka /qtddtot/)';
    int postNumber = "16131491";
    String image = teacher-49549.jpg;
    String date = '04/16/24(Tue)09:12:34';
    String comment = 'Previous thread: >>16109209

    >what is /sqt/ for?
    Questions regarding maths and science. Also homework.
    >where do I go for advice?
    >>>/sci/scg or >>>/adv/
    >where do I go for other questions and requests?
    >>>/wsr/ >>>/g/sqt >>>/diy/sqt etc.
    >how do I post math symbols (Latex)?
    rentry.org/sci-latex-v1
    >a plain google search didn't return anything, is there anything else I should try before asking the question here?
    scholar.google.com
    >where can I search for proofs?
    proofwiki.org
    >where can I look up if the question has already been asked here?
    warosu.org/sci
    eientei.xyz/sci
    >how do I optimize an image losslessly?
    trimage.org
    pnggauntlet.com
    >how do I find the source of an image?
    images.google.com
    tineye.com
    saucenao.com
    iqdb.org

    >where can I get:
    >books?
    libgen.rs
    annas-archive.org
    stitz-zeager.com
    openstax.org
    activecalculus.org
    >articles?
    sci-hub.st
    >book recs?
    sites.google.com/site/scienceandmathguide
    4chan-science.fandom.com/wiki//sci/_Wiki
    math.ucr.edu/home/baez/physics/Administrivia/booklist.html
    >online courses and lectures?
    khanacademy.org
    >charts?
    imgur.com/a/pHfMGwE
    imgur.com/a/ZZDVNk1
    >tables, properties and material selection?
    www.engineeringtoolbox.com
    www.matweb.com
    www.chemspider.com

    Tips for asking questions here:
    >avoid replying to yourself
    >ask anonymously
    >recheck the Latex before posting
    >ignore shitpost replies
    >avoid getting into arguments
    >do not tell us where is it you came from
    >do not mention how [other place] didn't answer your question so you're reposting it here
    >if you need to ask for clarification fifteen times in a row, try to make the sequence easy to read through
    >I'm not reading your handwriting
    >I'm not flipping that sideways picture
    >I'm not google translating your spanish
    >don't ask to ask
    >don't ask for a hint if you want a solution
    >xyproblem.info'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 18 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141380";
    String image = i plagiarized this thread from twitter.jpg;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)20:03:13';
    String comment = 'Yet another major plagiarism scandal in STEM.
    Why does this keep on happening?'
    ;

    }
  • public void Cognitive Infrastructure?(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 143 posts and 33 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Cognitive Infrastructure?';
    int postNumber = "16087430";
    String image = wat.jpg;
    String date = '03/19/24(Tue)21:26:52';
    String comment = 'What is "Cognitive Infrastructure"?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 81 posts and 6 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16100372";
    String image = Screenshot_20240327_211705_Brave.jpg;
    String date = '03/27/24(Wed)21:48:57';
    String comment = 'Why is this happening?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 35 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16127840";
    String image = goonfatbee.jpg;
    String date = '04/13/24(Sat)17:28:21';
    String comment = 'Is it safe to say that if I, a layman, come upon a study or information. It's probably BS?';

    }
  • public void /sci/ meme thread(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 220 posts and 73 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = '/sci/ meme thread';
    int postNumber = "16086041";
    String image = nairaland meme.jpg;
    String date = '03/19/24(Tue)01:28:48';
    String comment = 'i was just perusing nairaland and i noticed they like the same kind of memes that /sci/ does';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 12 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143333";
    String image = 6465345350569.jpg;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)01:17:51';
    String comment = 'Where are all the Aliens !?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 12 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16142465";
    String image = __pino_jashin_chan_dropkick_drawn_by_yukiwo__sample-6bb67488e2fcc277b447a0c4532bc16b.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)14:57:39';
    String comment = '>math phd
    >2 years as adjunct professor
    >114 days of unemployment
    Suggestions?'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 10 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16139771";
    String image = kAAzLSb.jpg;
    String date = '04/21/24(Sun)21:59:08';
    String comment = 'https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34702284/

    Background: Symptoms of primary HIV infection, including fever, rash, and headache, are nonspecific and are often described as flu-like. COVID-19 vaccination side effects, such as fever, which occur in up to 10% of people following COVID-19 vaccination, can make the diagnosis of acute HIV infection even more challenging.

    Case presentation: A 26-year-old man presented with fever and headache following COVID-19 vaccination. The symptoms were initially thought to be vaccine side effects. A diagnostic workup was conducted due to persisting fever and headache > 72 h following vaccination, and he was diagnosed with Fiebig stage II acute HIV infection, 3 weeks after having unprotected anal intercourse with another man.

    Conclusion: Thorough anamnesis is key to estimating the individual risk of primary HIV infection, in patients presenting with flu-like symptoms. Early diagnosis and initiation of antiretroviral therapy is associated with better prognosis and limits transmission of the disease.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 54 posts and 7 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16128939";
    String image = terry davis.png;
    String date = '04/14/24(Sun)13:21:02';
    String comment = '>You have 2000 physicists at CERN and not one of them is famous because they haven't done anything original

    How do you respond without sounding like a CERN physicist?'
    ;

    }
  • public void /psg/ - probability and statistics general(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 206 posts and 30 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = '/psg/ - probability and statistics general';
    int postNumber = "16113091";
    String image = 39rXD.jpg;
    String date = '04/04/24(Thu)23:57:22';
    String comment = 'previous thread >>16072199

    if you love stats, weird numbers and counterintutive science, this is your general. Because one of the things with statistics is that nothing ever seems to be what it tries to show you on a first glance or glimpse. Doesn't matter if you are a seasoned professional, NEET or some disgruntled grad student. All are welcome.

    Some people may not like it if you try to make them do your homework, others won't care and will just help you. Let's discuss theories together, ask questions and try to meme a little about this field.

    in the previous thread we discussed why Julia has promise but is not delivering. How some people still use Matlab but hate it.

    So, grab your favorite statistical software, dust off your textbooks, and join me in this exciting journey through the world of /psg/ - Probability and Statistics General! Let's embark on this adventure together and unravel the mysteries of data one statistical concept at a time.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 86 posts and 7 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16099667";
    String image = UEwoi.jpg;
    String date = '03/27/24(Wed)14:38:56';
    String comment = 'Whats the scientific reason that people who are native to Europe aren't considered indigenous?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 79 posts and 11 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16094169";
    String image = 1711285539256.png;
    String date = '03/24/24(Sun)09:06:11';
    String comment = 'What happened to them? Did they publish their proof?';

    }
  • public void IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 28 posts and 5 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!';
    int postNumber = "16121398";
    String image = article_river_fa25a800eb1011ee9d745dacbd73239d-fig.2-Mortlity-Rates_by_age-.png;
    String date = '04/09/24(Tue)16:48:59';
    String comment = '>However, some excess cancer mortalities were observed in 2021 after mass vaccination with the first and second vaccine doses, and significant excess mortalities were observed for all cancers and some specific types of cancer after mass vaccination with the third dose in 2022.

    https://www.cureus.com/articles/196275-increased-age-adjusted-cancer-mortality-after-the-third-mrna-lipid-nanoparticle-vaccine-dose-during-the-covid-19-pandemic-in-japan#!/

    RIP Vaxxies

    We tried to warn you.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 29 posts and 4 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16138886";
    String image = 8k8w.png;
    String date = '04/21/24(Sun)09:59:25';
    String comment = 'The mechanism by which the vax causes cancer has now been discovered';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 63 posts and 8 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16135733";
    String image = Musk says wikipedia is fake and gay.jpg;
    String date = '04/19/24(Fri)06:17:07';
    String comment = 'Elon Musk now says that wikipedia is 100% fake and gay and that it's just a propaganda tool.
    Why do so many people on /sci/ still source their information from there? Why read lies? Will Musk's announcement get them to change their bad habits?'
    ;

    }
  • public void Neuro-symbolic integration(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Neuro-symbolic integration';
    int postNumber = "16143503";
    String image = Shatpost.png;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)04:23:56';
    String comment = 'How-to:
    >Decompose the input pattern into the atomic primitives of that information medium.
    >Then reconstruct this pattern one layer at a time in a deterministic fashion
    >Then you can pick a node and just walk the data right out of the network as a 1 to 1 mapping of the input represented by that node
    >Applying the perceptron or other neural models to the nodes allows for neural-network behavior in the distributed symbol net.

    Cat:

    >[C][a][t] <- decomposed primitives
    >[Ca][at] <- abtracted
    >[Cat] <-abstracted with no more sub-symbols to combine, the 'treetop' symbol/node.

    Another example with a 2D object:

    Atomic primitives
    >[aa] [ba] [ca]
    >[ab] bb] [cb]
    >[ac] bc] [cc]

    First tier of abstraction
    >[aa ba] [ba ca]
    >[ab bb] [bb cb]

    >[ab bb][ bb cb]
    >[ac bc][ bc cc]

    Second tier, the treetop tier
    >[aa ba ca]
    >[ab bb cb]
    >[ac bc cc]

    Only the interface nodes at the primitive level need bound to the primitive.

    Let's assign a unique ID to each node.

    >0[C] 1[a] 2[t]
    >3[Ca] 4[at]
    >5[Cat]

    Now we can keep the integrity of the distributed symbols by tracking the relationships of the nodes at the local level.

    We do this by simply tracking which nodes, and in what order, make up the sub-symbols composing a node.

    So instead of saying '3[Ca]' we track what lower connections actually make it up, ie, '3[0[C], 1[a]]'.

    >0[C] 1[a] 2[t]
    >3[0[C], 1[a]] 4[1[a], 2[t]]
    >5[3[Ca], 4[at]]

    Now, we are tracking the relationships of the lower nodes, however, we only need to track the ID's of the immediate lower nodes. So '3[0[C], 1[a]]' becomes '3[0, 1]'.

    >0[C] 1[a] 2[t]
    >3[0, 1] 4[1, 2]
    >5[3, 4]'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 15 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141170";
    String image = apu_retarded.jpg;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)17:32:28';
    String comment = 'is there a limit for frequency?';

    }
  • public void Science is no better than voodoo(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 62 posts and 6 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Science is no better than voodoo';
    int postNumber = "16125191";
    String image = 93D42EBD-591F-43FF-92FE-6197553CC261.jpg;
    String date = '04/12/24(Fri)03:00:31';
    String comment = 'Look at this shit. How is science different from voodoo priests saying voodoo is proven true because another voodoo priest said so? Or a Wikipedia article saying something is true because Salon said it’s true and Salon said it’s true because Wikipedia said it’s true? (Someone initiated the circular reference and then it becomes self-perpetuating)

    Science is in salvageable and scientists are net negative impact 105 iq assburgers thinking they’re much smarter than they really are. They also believe they’re at the end of history at any given moment, again because of midwitism. This allows them to justify any atrocity, and never consider any evidence outside their established narrative.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 24 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141621";
    String image = Black_Hole.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)00:49:24';
    String comment = 'I'm having some trouble with the concept of Black Holes.

    For years I was under the naive impression that a black hole was a kind of void that, with the help of immense gravitational force, draws and compresses all matter and light into it to create somekind of supercritical mass.

    I've recently been given the impression that the term black hole is simply used to describe any massive object that seems to effect space in this way. Is it possible that a black hole is not a void at all, but actually an object that is so large to our perspective that we cannot perceive the true nature of it's complexity, only the forces that it exerts on our level of perception? Does anyone have any ideas on this?'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 85 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16136943";
    String image = rru.jpg;
    String date = '04/20/24(Sat)00:51:07';
    String comment = 'Is it true that far, far more animals die in order to produce vegan food than do to provide food for normal sane people? Has science ever bothered to count up the animals dead from all of the pest control operations that farms do?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 25 posts and 5 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16127043";
    String image = co2.png;
    String date = '04/13/24(Sat)06:51:42';
    String comment = 'Why are Swiss people indifferent to climate crisis?';

    }
  • public void Is it possible that 90% of our popular vaccines are not even needed?(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 111 posts and 28 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Is it possible that 90% of our popular vaccines are not even needed?';
    int postNumber = "16103061";
    String image = 11204899_1021105801254964_272384979069603596_n.jpg;
    String date = '03/29/24(Fri)05:53:33';
    String comment = 'I am not against vaccines in general, but after covid I started to question a lot things going on in the "scientific community".';

    }
  • public void Why are we never taught this in academia ?(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 78 posts and 5 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Why are we never taught this in academia ?';
    int postNumber = "16133091";
    String image = genetic diff betw races.png;
    String date = '04/17/24(Wed)11:44:58';
    String comment = 'Who (please be specific with named individuals) are powerful enough to have this mass censored from Biology 101 classes?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 59 posts and 4 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16117978";
    String image = 9b434bc61c5a04f32d785d56379e0286fbb743f3a2fa5bf68a83ea71bf3c2896.png;
    String date = '04/08/24(Mon)00:20:06';
    String comment = 'Bad news sneed oil bros, it turns out that sneed oils are extremely unhealthy and all the 'science' that blamed heart disease on animal fats was completely fake and was made up to fraudulently cast blame for the damage sneed oils do on animal fats';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 135 posts and 16 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16092245";
    String image = computers know you&#039;re gay.jpg;
    String date = '03/23/24(Sat)03:33:55';
    String comment = 'do you look like a faggot?
    computers can now tell if you're gay just by looking at you.

    of course its still considered prejudice if you judge people by the way they look, even though everyone knows that computers are programmed with their programmers' biases.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 134 posts and 27 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16114354";
    String image = HkKvvm5.jpg;
    String date = '04/05/24(Fri)18:02:57';
    String comment = 'Why is the IQ of college students today so much lower than it was in the past?';

    }
  • public void Late cherry blossoms proves global warming is fake(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 112 posts and 17 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Late cherry blossoms proves global warming is fake';
    int postNumber = "16105956";
    String image = kaio harumafuji baruto.jpg;
    String date = '03/31/24(Sun)02:39:11';
    String comment = 'Cherry blossoms bloom in Tokyo, 15 days later than last year, 5 days later than average

    https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2024/03/29/japan/society/cherry-blossoms-bloom-tokyo/

    Cherry blossoms finally burst into bloom in Tokyo on Friday after heavy rain in the morning, marking the latest blooming in over a decade.
    The declaration of the blooming made by the Meteorological Agency came 15 days later than last year and five days later than in an average year. Private forecasters had also expected this year's bloom to come much earlier.

    Friday’s blooming is the latest in Tokyo since 2012, when cherry blossoms were declared to have blossomed on March 31, according to the agency.

    Cherry blossom forecasting is big business in Japan. As early as in January, companies start to issue forecasts for when cherry blossoms will first bloom and reach their peak.

    The weather agency, which began forecasting the annual bloom in 1955, sets a government standard for observing cherry blossom trees. For consistency, the meteorological agency only uses data gathered from the Somei-Yoshino variety, which produces pale pink blossoms.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 122 posts and 19 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16068832";
    String image = AjkI.jpg;
    String date = '03/11/24(Mon)16:26:37';
    String comment = 'What causes dreams? Do hormonal urges affect dreams?

    >She could have had a baby, but instead science gave her an abortion
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzFFtBsl5ps'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 111 posts and 23 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16098560";
    String image = japs b&amp; mrna.jpg;
    String date = '03/26/24(Tue)20:57:25';
    String comment = 'Japan has made mRNA vaccines illegal, what does /sci/ think about this? Was it a good move?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 26 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16142635";
    String image = 1650589265896.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)16:57:51';
    String comment = 'I've heard many times that you can't "win" against a narcissist. The main reason was that they "don't care". The thing is, I don't buy that. As long as a narcissist is not suicidal - you have a leverage on him. They have feelings, and they have interests - things they care about and things that you can aim at to show they better think twice...

    What are your opinions? Don't you think we are giving away too much for narcissists because of that modern fashion to be "non-aggressive and wiser"? My call is that we should stop letting them get away with shit...'
    ;

    }
  • public void Marijuana causes schizophrenia(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 198 posts and 19 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Marijuana causes schizophrenia';
    int postNumber = "16113107";
    String image = 1712256057410860.png;
    String date = '04/05/24(Fri)00:21:44';
    String comment = '"Up to 50% of patients with cannabis-related psychotic symptoms presenting to the ED requiring hospitalization will go on to develop schizophrenia. "
    https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fpsyt.2021.640222/full
    "Cannabis is involved in approximately 50% of psychosis, schizophrenia, and schizophreniform psychosis cases"
    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3927252/
    "In one recent study that followed nearly 2,000 teenagers as they became young adults, young people who smoked marijuana at least five times were twice as likely to have developed psychosis over the next 10 years as those who didn’t smoke pot."
    "One of the best-known studies followed nearly 50,000 young Swedish soldiers for 15 years. Those who had smoked marijuana at least once were more than twice as likely to develop schizophrenia as those who had never smoked pot. The heaviest users (who said they used marijuana more than 50 times) were 6x as likely to develop schizophrenia as the nonsmokers."
    https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/teens-who-smoke-pot-at-risk-for-later-schizophrenia-psychosis-201103071676
    "1/5th of cases of schizophrenia among young males might be prevented by averting [Cannabis Use Disorder]"
    https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/psychological-medicine/article/association-between-cannabis-use-disorder-and-schizophrenia-stronger-in-young-males-than-in-females/E1F8F0E09C6541CB8529A326C3641A68
    Daily weed use was associated with increased odds of psychotic disorder compared with never users, increasing to nearly 5x increased odds for daily use of high-potency types of cannabis. The PAFs calculated indicated that if high-potency cannabis were no longer available, 12% of cases of first-episode psychosis could be prevented across the 11 sites, rising to 30% in London and 50% in Amsterdam
    https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanpsy/article/PIIS2215-0366(19)30048-3/fulltext'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 170 posts and 11 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16113385";
    String image = kys.jpg;
    String date = '04/05/24(Fri)04:39:55';
    String comment = 'Post op trannys are over 10x more like to commit suicide than pre-op trannys

    https://www.auajournals.org/doi/10.1097/JU.0000000000001971.20#T1

    >Although the overall proportion of those experiencing a psychiatric encounter was similar between the vaginoplasty and phalloplasty groups, suicide attempts were more common in the vaginoplasty group (4.4% vs. 1.7%, p=0.033). The rate of a psychiatric encounter occurring after surgery if an episode prior surgery occurred was 33.9% and 26.5% for the vaginoplasty and phalloplasty groups.'
    ;

    }
  • public void Evolutionary Benefit to Fear Attractive Females(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 61 posts and 7 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Evolutionary Benefit to Fear Attractive Females';
    int postNumber = "16137994";
    String image = IMG_2356.jpg;
    String date = '04/20/24(Sat)19:21:06';
    String comment = 'Every time i interact with an extremely attractive girl my charisma short circuits and everything I say sounds like a lobotomized monkey trying to sound interesting. But when I interact with a girl I consider at my looks match or below, all my jokes are perfect and my responses are easily fabricated? It completely automated, like some kind of counter in my brain is screeching, OH SHIT ATTRACTIVE FEMALE DETECTED PANIC MODE ACTIVATED. I fucking hate that shit. What biological benefit to spazzing out like a total fag when the goal of human biology is supposed to attract the highest value woman possible to produce offspring with if my stupid monkey brain freaks out in direct proportion to the attraction I feel to the girl?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143158";
    String image = twitter.com:MariaSpiropulu:status:1777016470989586520.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)23:05:56';
    String comment = 'does this meet the guidelines for avoiding plagiarism?';

    }
  • public void CO2 makes plants healthier(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 10 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'CO2 makes plants healthier';
    int postNumber = "16141752";
    String image = rice enjoyers.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)02:46:38';
    String comment = 'Good news everyone, rice, which is possibly the world's most important agricultural crop, not only grows better under CO2 enhanced atmospheric conditions, it also becomes more disease resistant when atmospheric CO2 is increased.

    >Effects of elevated CO2 on resistant and susceptible rice cultivar and its primary host, brown planthopper

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8076292/

    >The elevated CO2 (eCO2) has positive response on plant growth and negative response on insect pests. As a contemplation, the feeding pattern of the brown plant hopper, Nilaparvata lugens Stål on susceptible and resistant rice cultivars and their growth rates exposed to eCO2 conditions were analyzed. The eCO2 treatment showed significant differences in percentage of emergence and rice biomass that were consistent across the rice cultivars, when compared to the ambient conditions. Similarly, increase in carbon and decrese in nitrogen ratio of leaves and alterations in defensive peroxidase enzyme levels were observed, but was non‐linear among the cultivars tested. Lower survivorship and nutritional indices of N. lugens were observed in conditions of eCO2 levels over ambient conditions. Results were nonlinear in manner. We conclude that the plant carbon accumulation increased due to eCO2, causing physiological changes that decreased nitrogen content. Similarly, eCO2 increased insect feeding, and did alter other variables such as their biology or reproduction.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 6 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143061";
    String image = 500.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)21:48:27';
    String comment = 'Does fine tuning imply multiverses with different physics?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 289 posts and 12 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16122204";
    String image = 406.jpg;
    String date = '04/10/24(Wed)07:41:48';
    String comment = 'Why are engineers chuddy af?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 3 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143284";
    String image = Screenshot 2024-04-24 093600.png;
    String date = '04/24/24(Wed)00:38:15';
    String comment = 'i am convinced that my epilepsy is the reason my hemorrhoids has been incurable for 7 years';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 5 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141793";
    String image = organelles.png;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)03:52:38';
    String comment = 'ITT: /sci/ getting btfo';

    }
  • public void How do I get my hands on a cadaver?(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 6 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'How do I get my hands on a cadaver?';
    int postNumber = "16141782";
    String image = Dissection_of_a_Cadaver.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)03:25:29';
    String comment = 'I want to study anatomy, there aren't any good enough models are there?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 207 posts and 27 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16138463";
    String image = file.jpg;
    String date = '04/21/24(Sun)02:43:20';
    String comment = '>quantum fields are probabilistic instead of deterministic
    >but "real" things (for lack of a better word) like atoms, objects, planets, stars, etc are deterministic instead of probabilistic
    am i just too stupid to understand quantum mechanics? because that dont make no sense'
    ;

    }
  • public void NETHERWORLD(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 3 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'NETHERWORLD';
    int postNumber = "16143147";
    String image = file.png;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)22:59:03';
    String comment = 'A sanctuary in the depths of Hell, only accessible through the deepest chasms of the underworld, for the most twisted and corrupted of souls, a place of endless suffering and eternal torment.

    https://
    discord
    gg/netherworld'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 12 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141454";
    String image = pfp.png;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)21:22:13';
    String comment = 'What happens if you study physics at 30?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 168 posts and 16 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16123798";
    String image = 1684991921290325.png;
    String date = '04/11/24(Thu)04:39:14';
    String comment = 'where did the lie that CO2 is bad for the planet come from?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16143153";
    String image = &amp;*(*.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)23:03:31';
    String comment = 'thinking of going
    euler's algebra ->
    stewart calc ->
    rudin analysis

    is this retarded?'
    ;

    }
  • public void Science once again proves that leftists are mentally ill(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 77 posts and 16 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Science once again proves that leftists are mentally ill';
    int postNumber = "16111485";
    String image = 1711927680470198.jpg;
    String date = '04/03/24(Wed)22:20:50';
    String comment = 'something went wrong with the original thread, its says "Connection error." when you try to reply, so i'm starting a new version of >>16106991


    Construction and validation of a scale for assessing critical social justice attitudes
    https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/sjop.13018
    >DISCUSSION
    >The studies also assessed how having critical social justice attitudes relates to well-being variables. Many authors have previously linked critical social justice attitudes to poorer mental well-being in their work implicitly, but have not studied them directly (e.g., Lukianoff & Haidt, 2018). In our samples (Study 1 and Study 2), having high CSJAS (critical social justice attitude scale) scores was linked to anxiety, depression, and a lack of happiness. However, Study 2 indicated that this lower level of mental well-being was mostly associated with being on the political left and not specifically with having a high CSJAS score. The association between lower mental health and supporting the political left is in line with what other studies have found prior to this one (Bernardi, 2021; Gimbrone et al., 2022).

    tl;dr science has demonstrated conclusively that picrel is what you look like'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 270 posts and 45 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16062100";
    String image = xbdiUY.jpg;
    String date = '03/07/24(Thu)19:43:18';
    String comment = 'is this good for the environment?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 4 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141625";
    String image = Comparison-of-steel-and-aluminum-fatigue-behavior.png;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)00:57:26';
    String comment = 'How do alumichuds cope with the fact their metal hates being under stress?';

    }
  • public void What if the universe isn&#039;t expanding(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 18 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'What if the universe isn&#039;t expanding';
    int postNumber = "16139425";
    String image = 6cc2f6652d21f5d2a0dc2f7efee164b8.jpg;
    String date = '04/21/24(Sun)17:26:33';
    String comment = 'but we are shrinking??';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16140289";
    String image = 1712759512820090.jpg;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)06:12:01';
    String comment = 'Is any idea new or does *someone* know everything? Can a apt mind, perhaps the best mind in the multiverse, discover something that no-one knows? Who might that be? What must his/her IQ be?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 36 posts and 7 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16123455";
    String image = New-Orleans-Math-Geniuses.jpg;
    String date = '04/10/24(Wed)21:33:46';
    String comment = 'Prove the Pythagorean theorem without using a circular argument.

    That means no trigonometry, brainlets.'
    ;

    }
  • public void Junk sciences(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 15 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Junk sciences';
    int postNumber = "16136574";
    String image = Screenshot from 2024-04-19 16-46-04.png;
    String date = '04/19/24(Fri)18:49:50';
    String comment = 'What's the scientific reason why an obviously fraudulent research get published and was under suspicion for a decade but only recently get retracted?
    >duplicated image patches
    >811 citations btw
    lmao, their whole field is so fake and gay that possibly thousands of "experts" read this paper and none of them bother to check.'
    ;

    }
  • public void Natural world flourishing globally(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 104 posts and 18 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Natural world flourishing globally';
    int postNumber = "16116672";
    String image = Oh7eV00bdLSL.png;
    String date = '04/07/24(Sun)06:56:56';
    String comment = 'Good news everyone, it turns out that plants like CO2.
    How come scientists never discovered this until recently?
    Seems like it should be big news, but they never talk about it.'
    ;

    }
  • public void New research suggests that our universe has no dark matter(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 36 posts and 5 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'New research suggests that our universe has no dark matter';
    int postNumber = "16128453";
    String image = 1712441557340503.jpg;
    String date = '04/14/24(Sun)05:30:26';
    String comment = 'Uh oh darkies.... shiee
    >In standard cosmology, the accelerated expansion of the universe is said to be caused by dark energy but is in fact due to the weakening forces of nature as it expands, not due to dark energy."
    embarassing
    https://phys.org/news/2024-03-universe-dark.html'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 27 posts and 4 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141429";
    String image = Yudkowsky.jpg;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)21:00:52';
    String comment = 'What do you think about AI risk, /sci/? Do you agree with people like Yudkowsky who think it will kill us all, or do you think AI doomerism is just a bunch of unfounded scaremongering?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 29 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16136806";
    String image = h0A.png;
    String date = '04/19/24(Fri)22:03:21';
    String comment = 'Why are "never events" so common in the medical practice? Are doctors a bunch of lackadaisical incompetent bunglers?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 117 posts and 14 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16087022";
    String image = 18216866_fbimg1710848705292_jpege548621ed98b8ccf17fb7494cf35483c.jpg;
    String date = '03/19/24(Tue)17:01:47';
    String comment = 'you couldn't have accomplished what they did';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 199 posts and 34 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16092182";
    String image = image00005-1.jpg;
    String date = '03/23/24(Sat)01:38:36';
    String comment = 'Climate scientist Stephen Schneider of NOAA in the October 1989 issue of Discover magazine admitted that climate scientists intentionally mislead the public about global warming as a means of forwarding their political goals:

    >Stephen Schneider of the National Center for Atmospheric Research described the scientists’ dilemma this way:
    >“On the one hand, as scientists, we are ethically bound to the scientific method, in effect promising to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but—which means that we must include all the doubts, the caveats, the ifs, ands, and buts. On the other hand, we are not just scientists but human beings as well.

    >And like most people we’d like to see the world a better place, which in this context translates into our working to reduce the risk of potentially disastrous climatic change. To do that we need to get some broad-based support, to capture the public’s imagination. That, of course, entails getting loads of media coverage. So we have to offer up scary scenarios, make simplified, dramatic statements, and make little mention of any doubts we might have. This ‘double ethical bind’ we frequently find ourselves in cannot be solved by any formula. Each of us has to decide what the right balance is between being effective and being honest.”'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16078606";
    String image = 1710475452474327.png;
    String date = '03/15/24(Fri)00:45:19';
    String comment = 'whats this all about?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16138211";
    String image = kw.png;
    String date = '04/20/24(Sat)21:36:09';
    String comment = 'Why is this taboo to discuss in the sciences?';

    }
  • public void Top DEI STEM Scholar FABRICATED research(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = 'Top DEI STEM Scholar FABRICATED research';
    int postNumber = "16091062";
    String image = Screenshot_20240322-063239.png;
    String date = '03/22/24(Fri)10:26:10';
    String comment = 'There was a thread about this earlier, but for some reason the jannies deleted it.

    Apparently, it has be discovered that one of the top stem education scholars in the world, Stanford professor Jo Boaler, has actually been manipulating and fabricating her research for years. This is a major problem because she is literally one of the top scholar in her field and she is literally at the forefront of neoliberal DEI initiatives and her work is currently being used to completely redesigned the entire grade school stem education system in the state of California. She advocates for standardizing education, eliminating advanced STEM courses and electives, eliminating magnet programs and forms of self-directed and personalized education, and standardizing all curriculum and course requirements. She wants ALL public school students (but NOT private schools) to be taught the same material, in the same classes, using the same textbooks, and she wants to discourage independent study or exploration of other topics until students reach the university level.

    The rationale for this is that people like Jo Boaler want all children to be on the same page, and they don't want some children having an unfair advantage, and that also want to discourage the misconception that education is about intellectual exploration or "doing your own research". Instead, the goal of education should be to cultivate "informed citizens" who know to seek out and rely on authoritative sources.

    Its funny, because 20 years ago standardizing education and eliminating electives and magnet schools and advanced STEM class was considered a conservative policy. At the time it was called No Child Left Behind and it was a policy of the Bush administration. Today it's the neoliberal left pushing for the standardization of education instead.

    https://www.chronicle.com/article/stanford-math-education-expert-has-reckless-disregard-for-accuracy-complaint-alleges'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141404";
    String image = Kk.pdf;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)20:39:32';
    String comment = '>Blacks cant into mathema-';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141127";
    String image = electromagneticwaves.jpg;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)17:08:36';
    String comment = '>Radio waves move just as fast as gamma waves even though they have less energy
    How?'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16122406";
    String image = E5EC749F-3012-4D7E-A51E-0C70DF34AFA6.jpg;
    String date = '04/10/24(Wed)10:35:51';
    String comment = 'According to the scientific method, if you feel something is true and you have media power, it’s now science';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16073486";
    String image = 2024_DAILY-AVERAGE.jpg;
    String date = '03/14/24(Thu)00:47:01';
    String comment = 'Good news everyone, Arctic ice accumulation is above average for this time of year compared to the average for this century so far. Seems like the global warming doomsday scenarios that so many scientists have been predicting aren't coming true, isn't that great news? I know you're ecstatic to hear it, especially the people who are so concerned about the environment, they should be extra happy to see this good news.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16136938";
    String image = KIp0.jpg;
    String date = '04/20/24(Sat)00:47:12';
    String comment = 'Bad news woke science bros, looks like science is still racist';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16115917";
    String image = pericarditis.png;
    String date = '04/06/24(Sat)18:16:06';
    String comment = 'what is pericarditis?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16116776";
    String image = 90 IQ vegan.jpg;
    String date = '04/07/24(Sun)08:39:47';
    String comment = 'Reminder that a vegan diet, because of it's nutritional deficiencies, will cause your IQ to drop by roughly 10%';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16122990";
    String image = iM2JIGSU6G6w.jpg;
    String date = '04/10/24(Wed)16:22:29';
    String comment = 'Is the moon really a planet thats made of gas? Have the scientists been lying to us all along?';

    }
  • public void Climate: The Movie(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = 'Climate: The Movie';
    int postNumber = "16089940";
    String image = greta likes this.jpg;
    String date = '03/21/24(Thu)16:48:47';
    String comment = 'https://youtu.be/55n-Zdv_Bwc';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16141978";
    String image = Skibidi-Toilet.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)08:08:26';
    String comment = 'What is the most skibidipilled and rizzmaxxed field of math?';

    }
  • public void Math book recommendation request(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = 'Math book recommendation request';
    int postNumber = "16139498";
    String image = Pepe.jpg;
    String date = '04/21/24(Sun)18:18:47';
    String comment = 'Easy to grasp algebraic topology book, that goes upto Seifert Van Kampen and many solved examples of calculating fundamental groups, and also, providing geometric intuition';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16142375";
    String image = ns.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)13:51:08';
    String comment = 'Any docs/medical folks here?

    I have this strange ability to "disconnect" (for lack of a better term) something in my body. Not sure if it's my nervous system or what but I can do it at will. It starts at the base of my neck and will radiate down to my toes. The very first sensation is that I'm falling but that almost immediately turns into feeling extremely fatigued and weak. If I hold it for more than a few seconds I will start shaking. My body clearly does not LIKE whatever I'm doing. When I "re-connect" I get an instant adrenaline surge and my heart will start racing, but I'll still have some residual fatigue for a few minutes.

    I've had this ability for as long as I can remember, though I've never done it longer than probably 5 seconds as it becomes way too unpleasant.

    Can anyone explain what the hell I'm doing to myself?'
    ;

    }
  • public void Quick question sci(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = 'Quick question sci';
    int postNumber = "16142597";
    String image = 4I3jv-2580323156.png;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)16:26:19';
    String comment = 'Using the seaborn module or the matplotlib mass spectrometer extension would it be feasible to reverse articulate the endo reticulated fasciitis to a level that n-clusters could form on the clownussy?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16142366";
    String image = soccerfags.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)13:43:47';
    String comment = 'are soccer fans the biggest NPCs? I've got to know quite a few personally and they are really similar to another. Usually working a dead end wage slave job, obnoxious, hooked to alcohol and cigs (sometimes other drugs), bad goyslop diet, share the same opinions, not interested in anything even remotely that has to do with science or tech. Maybe there's a scientific explanation for this?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "16140410";
    String image = IMG_1099.jpg;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)08:39:16';
    String comment = 'How dangerous would it be to buy lab grade retatrutide, mix it with sterile water for injection, and inject it subcutaneously once a week?';

    }
  • public void is it over for me?(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = 'is it over for me?';
    int postNumber = "16141765";
    String image = I am a drooling retard.png;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)03:05:56';
    String comment = 'I've had chronic depression for over 15 years now and have been taking meds for 10 years and sometimes I mess up single-digit multiplication
    Just a few weeks ago I messed up this simple equation 0.5x = 4
    Should I stop pursuing science and go for something else now?

    Chronic depression can significantly impair cognitive function and daily functioning in several ways:

    Difficulty Concentrating: Depression can make it challenging to concentrate on tasks, leading to distractibility and decreased productivity in daily activities.
    Impaired Memory: Individuals with depression may experience difficulties with both short-term and long-term memory. This can manifest as forgetfulness, difficulty recalling information, and problems with learning new things.
    Cognitive Slowing: Depression can slow down cognitive processes, making it harder to think quickly, process information efficiently, and make decisions. This cognitive slowing can impact performance at work, school, and in social situations.
    Executive Dysfunction: Depression often affects executive functions such as planning, organization, problem-solving, and decision-making. This can result in difficulties managing responsibilities, setting goals, and completing tasks effectively.
    Emotional Dysregulation: Depression can lead to heightened emotional reactivity and difficulty regulating emotions. This may result in mood swings, irritability, and difficulties coping with stressors, further impacting daily functioning.

    >inb4 depression isn't real

    Well then I hope you too get this not-real thing for the rest of your life'
    ;

    }
  • public void Hey(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = 'Hey';
    int postNumber = "16142122";
    String image = MPU6050-Module-Accelerometer-Gyroscope-Temperature-Sensor.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)10:14:14';
    String comment = 'Is there any way to use machine learning to build a bot that can get better returns than the s&p 500?';

    }
  • public void Rhythm in Heart/Mind Computation(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = 'Rhythm in Heart/Mind Computation';
    int postNumber = "16142390";
    String image = 1713386186313369.jpg;
    String date = '04/23/24(Tue)14:02:44';
    String comment = 'If you apply hard force to one locale of your body using all of the body(including head), your head will have a specific kind of motion pattern. If you apply soft force, the head will have a different motion pattern. If you shake it up and create a long rhythm of different types of force whilst trying to split the one locale problem to another locale, you will create a abstract rhythm in your body that grows until you have a node you can sense in mind space. You can use this as a tool to affect mind space and external dimensions.';

    }
  • public void WHY AREN&#039;T YOU ASPIRING TO BECOME A CATEGORY THEORY(OP Anonymous undefined) {

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    String fullTitle = 'WHY AREN&#039;T YOU ASPIRING TO BECOME A CATEGORY THEORY';
    int postNumber = "16140321";
    String image = chad.jpg;
    String date = '04/22/24(Mon)07:16:21';
    String comment = 'Give me one good reason why do do you prefer being a math crawling rat instead of being CATEGORY-GOD looking from everything above.
    Do you really think that studying some pedantic fake schemes is a way?
    Why do you prefer to be beta-chicken pecking some tiny seeds, instead of looking from everything from above, and moving in insanely fast pace, like an eagle?
    Because you have some stupid chicken coop (university) to live inside?
    That's cringe, in the history of world the most important discoveries were always done by lone wolves - not by fucking ants - outside of these official institutions, and that being said, the academia becoming increasingly more cringy is showing my point even more.'
    ;

    }
}