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String fullTitle = "/heem/ - Regional Tension Edition";
int postNumber = "108345638";
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String date = "05/14/21(Fri)05:51:38";
String comment = "Previous: >>108342785
NEWS:
>War in the Caucuses. Dagestani forces have been living rent free on Chechen land.
>Kadyrov seething with his sidekick Khamzat on Insta.";
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String fullTitle = "/epl/ - Basil Brush Edition part II";
int postNumber = "108271676";
String image = "13.jpg";
String date = "05/10/21(Mon)18:10:56";
String comment = "This week's Premier League fixtures:
>Tuesday 11th May
Manchester United vs Leicester CIty (6pm)
Southampton vs Crystal Palace (8:15pm)
>Wednesday 12th May
Chelsea vs Arsenal (8:15pm)
>Thursday 13th May
Aston Villa vs Everton (6pm)
Manchester United vs Liverpool (8:15pm)
>Friday 14th May
Newcastle United vs Manchester City (8pm)
>Saturday 15th May
Burnley vs Leeds United (12:30pm)
Southampton vs Fulham (3pm)
Brighton vs West Ham (8pm)
>Sunday 16th May
Crystal Palace vs Aston Villa (12:00pm)
Tottenham vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (2:05pm)
West Bromwich Albion vs Liverpool (4:30pm)
Everton vs Sheffield United (7pm)
Previous: >>108152574";
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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "108338453";
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String date = "05/13/21(Thu)20:41:17";
String comment = "these are the people deleting your threads on /sp/";
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String fullTitle = "/bundes/";
int postNumber = "108325972";
String image = "pokalisforfrens.jpg";
String date = "05/13/21(Thu)11:15:28";
String comment = "*pokalfinal between ol frens edition*
upcoming:
>Thursday 13/05
/dfb pokal/
20:45 RB Leipzig - Borussia Dortmund
>Saturday 15/05
/bundes/
15:30 Arminia Bielefeld - TSG Hoffenheim
15:30 Bayer Leverkusen - 1. FC Union Berlin
15:30 Borussia Mönchengladbach - VfB Stuttgart
15:30 FC Augsburg - Werder Bremen
15:30 FC Schalke 04 - Eintracht Frankfurt
15:30 Hertha BSC - 1. FC Köln
15:30 SC Freiburg - Bayern München
>Sunday 16/05
/bundes/
18:00 FSV Mainz 05 - Borussia Dortmund
20:30 RB Leipzig - VfL Wolfsburg
2nd /bundes/
15:30 1. FC Nürnberg - VfL Bochum
15:30 Eintracht Braunschweig - Würzburger Kickers
15:30 FC St. Pauli - Hannover 96
15:30 Fortuna Düsseldorf - Erzgebirge Aue
15:30 Karlsruher SC - Holstein Kiel
15:30 SC Paderborn - SpVgg Greuther Fürth
15:30 SV Darmstadt 98 - 1. FC Heidenheim
15:30 SV Sandhausen - Jahn Regensburg
15:30 VfL Osnabrück - HSV";
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String fullTitle = "/seriea/ - Serse edition";
int postNumber = "108325958";
String image = "serse-cosmi_15xcwcg69v82y10zfg0zodkj2a.jpg";
String date = "05/13/21(Thu)11:14:52";
String comment = ">SERIE A - MATCHDAY 35
MAY 11th
20:45 Napoli 5-1 Udinese
MAY 12th
18:30 Cagliari 0-0 La Viola 60'
20:45 Atalanta 2-0 Benevento
20:45 Bologna 0-2 Genoa
20:45 Bankruptcy FC* 3-1 Roma
20:45 Lazio 1-0 Parma
20:45 Sampdoria 2-2 Spezia
20:45 Sassuolo 1-3 Juventus
20:45 Torino 0-7 Milan
MAY 13th
20:45 Crotone ? - ? Verona
*=scudettto* winners 2020-21
Remember to 1v1 your coach if you get subbed off and don't like it, take your meds, not post if you're from a third world country, keep it comfy, crusty and smelly.";
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String fullTitle = "/box/ - A Challenger Appears edition";
int postNumber = "108339003";
String image = "LovejoyBelt.png";
String date = "05/13/21(Thu)21:09:17";
String comment = "Previous >>108317355
>May 15th BILD+ GER
Christopher 'GOAT' Lovejoy vs Mahmoud 'Manuel' Charr
>May 15th DAZN USA Sky Sports UK
Joshua Buatsi vs Daniel Blenda Dos Santos
Giovanni De Carolis vs. Lerrone Richards
Tommy McCarthy vs. Alexandru Jur
Dalton Smith vs. Lee Appleyard
>May 15th Showtime USA
Luis Nery vs. Brandon Figueroa
Daniel Roman vs. Ricardo Espinoza Franco
Xavier Martinez vs. Abraham Montoya
>May 22nd Channel 5 UK
Sam Eggington vs. Carlos Molina
Kaisee Benjamin vs. Martin Harkin
>May 22nd ESPN USA FiteTV PPV UK
Josh Taylor vs Jose Ramirez
Jose Zepeda vs Hank Lundy
>May 29th DAZN USA UK
Devin Haney vs. Jorge Linares
>May 29th Showtime USA
Nordine Oubaali vs. Nonito Donaire
Subriel Matias vs. Batyrzhan Jukembayev
>June 5th ESPN+ USA BT Sport UK
Daniel Dubois vs Bogdan Dinu";
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String fullTitle = "/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Sleepyhead Edition";
int postNumber = "108342764";
String image = "file.png";
String date = "05/14/21(Fri)00:46:51";
String comment = ">Lap:
#2432
>Countdown to Pleb Filter GP:
www.formula1.com (Scroll down for all session times)
>Previous Thread:
>>108328060
>/f1/ Essentials V5
https://pastebin.com/QFXnJzWa
>Eternal /f1/ Stream
player.angelthump.com/?channel=spf1
>Weekend's Calendar (Paste the text in notepad, then save it as an .ics file and import it to your calendar of choice)
https://pastebin.com/KZFP6suy
>Number of F1 races since Williams last scored a point:
31
>Edd Straw, The Status:
Why having a good night of sleep, will help you to improve your times on the Strawschleife.
>WDC Standings:
Hamilton 94
AMX 80
Bottas 47
Norris 41
Lecute 40
>WCC Standings:
Mercedes 141
Red Bull 112
McLaren 65
Ferrari 60
Albenis 15
>WEC Standings:
Bottas 238.45 (+50.00)
Mazepin 214.75 (+37.31)
Vettel 183.64 (+31.15)
>News:
Teams want more consistent track limits.
F1 has reduced their operating loss by 104m USD in the 1st quarter of 2021, compared to 2020.
Removing the chicane on the last corner of Barcelona is possible, but it will take time."
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String fullTitle = "/cyc/ - Giro d'Italia stage 7";
int postNumber = "108326045";
String image = "iaGyH1YoS4D1pcspiwmW_220421-095636.jpg";
String date = "05/13/21(Thu)11:17:45";
String comment = "Giro d'Italia (2.UWT)
Stage 7
Notaresco - Termoli
181 km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rac
GC after stage 6:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rac
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rac
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
Rai 11:45 CET
Eurosport / GCN + 12:40 CET
/cyc/ velogames code 676545422"
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int postNumber = "108343224";
String image = "images (2).jpg";
String date = "05/14/21(Fri)01:22:47";
String comment = "Americans paid 1 million dollars to see this naked";
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String fullTitle = "/hoc/";
int postNumber = "108345513";
String image = "89D5640F-CF75-4F7F-9FA2-227C66E21B43.jpg";
String date = "05/14/21(Fri)05:40:47";
String comment = "only tears now edition
Reg Season
>May 14
Laffs @ Jets 8pm
>May 15
Canucks @ Oilers 3:30pm
Playoffs
>May 15
Bruins @ Caps 7:15pm";
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String fullTitle = "/afl/ - Finals Week One";
int postNumber = "108346691";
String image = "dermie.jpg";
String date = "05/14/21(Fri)07:18:47";
String comment = "We're in here lads";
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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "108346616";
String image = "fucking angloids.png";
String date = "05/14/21(Fri)07:14:34";
String comment = "Why do angloids mix politics with sport???
https://twitter.com/NTylerVI/status
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String fullTitle = "/mlb/";
int postNumber = "108342162";
String image = "lloyd meltdown.jpg";
String date = "05/14/21(Fri)00:10:35";
String comment = "mariners getting no hit on their most hopeful day in years edition
no news suck my balls";
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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "108341798";
String image = "4F856883-8F99-4F31-BFD5-218764160AF8.jpg";
String date = "05/13/21(Thu)23:42:09";
String comment = "Who are we really cheering for ?";
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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "108348458";
String image = "1607611583617.png";
String date = "05/14/21(Fri)09:16:30";
String comment = "i was in my room, and i was just like staring at the walls thinking about everything but then again i was thinking about nothing. and then my mom came in and i didn't even know she was there she called my name and i didn't hear her then she started screaming anon! anon! and I go what? what's the matter? she goes what's the matter with you? i go, there's nothing wrong mom. she goes, don't tell me that, you're on drugs! i go, no mom, i'm not on drugs, i'm okay, i'm just thinking, you know why don't you get me a pepsi? she goes, no! you're on drugs! i go, mom, i'm okay, i'm just thinking. and she goes, NO you're not thinking you're on drugs! normal people don't act that way. i go, mom, just get me a pepsi, please? all i want is a pepsi. and she wouldn't give it to me. all i wanted was a pepsi. just one pepsi. and she wouldn't give it to me. just a pepsi.";