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public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/u/ - Yuri";

public void menu();

public void board();

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class Thread extends Board{
public void WhenTheyYuri(Higurashi/Umineko)(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "When They Yuri (Higurashi/Umineko)";
int postNumber = "2697175";
String image = "26916782_p0.jpg";
String date = "08/31/18(Fri)13:10:18";
String comment = "Last one >>2673146 is about to die.";

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697177 && dateTime=="08/31/18(Fri)13:11:04" && image=="8622360_p0.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697178 && dateTime=="08/31/18(Fri)13:11:36" && image=="2895172_m.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697179 && dateTime=="08/31/18(Fri)13:12:08" && image=="sample-1dedf4fdf1b39759e9b99ba89ea48b48.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697180 && dateTime=="08/31/18(Fri)13:13:11" && image=="57432b6eb6ed021fd32cbac1a119702c.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697371 && dateTime=="08/31/18(Fri)17:35:25" && image=="mamm.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697372 && dateTime=="08/31/18(Fri)17:36:20" && image=="weloc.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697394 && dateTime=="08/31/18(Fri)18:11:24" && image=="omo.gif")

"I didn't think Higurashi/Umineko is this popular on /u/.
Then again, they are pretty popular on 4chan in general."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697395 && dateTime=="08/31/18(Fri)18:12:31" && image=="0.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697399 && dateTime=="08/31/18(Fri)18:20:34" && image=="0.png")

">We need to go deeper";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697489 && dateTime=="08/31/18(Fri)21:07:59")

Yeah, to be honest it was a (pleasant) surprise for me as well. The lack of discussions about yuri couples in this fanbase has always made me sad.

I really like K1, but I also have the biggest need to see an AU where everything is the same except he's a girl."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697732 && dateTime=="09/01/18(Sat)05:02:36" && image=="1526862198681.jpg")

>Tomboy Keiko
>Satoko calls her nee-nee
>Mion just wants to be frens
>Rena takes her home and makes a move on her
>Which causes Mion to snap for the first time in Higurashi history"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697867 && dateTime=="09/01/18(Sat)10:35:02" && image=="b0040338_53a6ce84d22e9.jpg")

I would love to see femKeiichi to make Mion finally snap.
She always had the potential to be a lovely tomboyish lesbian (see: Hinamizawa Bus Stop) but somehow we ended up with a straight love triangle (that doesn't even reach any kind of conclusion in the series). Booooring. I need more lesbian Mion in my life."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697868 && dateTime=="09/01/18(Sat)10:35:43" && image=="14702523_p1_master1200.jpg")

"Still waiting for my anon writer to deliver more, btw.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697879 && dateTime=="09/01/18(Sat)10:44:41" && image=="aa008d4b972ecb8c1cf02a095c9d2ea7.jpg")

About two years ago we also had a WTC thread that lasted a while a had lots of discussion, a rarity for a non-yuri series that ended several years ago."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697889 && dateTime=="09/01/18(Sat)10:52:31" && image=="Jessica lounging.png")

Sorry about the delay. Just been busy lately. As an apology, here's a fresh new edit I just finished working on.

Imagine walking in on this~"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697894 && dateTime=="09/01/18(Sat)10:56:07" && image=="CHdXPVFUkAANjDr.png")

Is there any point in the story where K1 being male is essential to the plot? His simmilarities with Satoshi come to mind, so would Satoshi be a girl too, or would Keiko just be a tomboy?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697900 && dateTime=="09/01/18(Sat)11:00:15" && image=="__maebara_keiichi_higurashi_no_naku_koro_ni__08bba0a904ccee66e4bdc821bb1de304.gif")

I'm also curious as to what sort of figure she'd have. I kinda imagine her being on the sporty, slender side, though a voluptuous Keiko wouldn't be bad either."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2697939 && dateTime=="09/01/18(Sat)11:51:32")

I'd like to see Featherine have the child of man take a more physical approach with her mouth"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698007 && dateTime=="09/01/18(Sat)13:28:13" && image=="8615845_p0.png")

Don't worry. I'm glad you're still here! Whoa, those are some huge breasts. I guess Erika was wrong about Jessica's chest looking bad.

I really like this interpretation of a female Keiichi! She looks absolutely adorable but still keeps his personality.

It's 2018 and I still haven't seen a single yuri lewd of AuAurora. This bothers me immensely. It's not like there's much het about her either, but... think of the possibilities! Aurora seducing Ange would just be normal. And I may be alone in this, but I'd like to see her dominate Bern, because she's pretty much the only one who'd ever be able to do that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698031 && dateTime=="09/01/18(Sat)14:16:03" && image=="3f8a52cf656ba61e700540e853f65d59.jpg")

I can see Featherine having a glass of wine as Ange gets all into the story she's reading, edging through the crescendo, being on the edge of her seat. Right as Ange's about to reach the climax of the story she'd flip the page, only to find out its blank. In an angry fit, she would start yelling at Featherine demanding the rest of the story. Featherine would give her a smug condescending look and brag how the next part is going to blow her expectations away; but she'd make no offer to show her it. Ange would latch onto her giving her a threatening look while telling her to hand it over immediately.

Featherine would stroke Ange along the face and speak with her usual godly tone. "If the child of man wishes to see the rest of the story, she must please the creator." Ange in turn would mock her and go along with it, "oh yes, godly creator, please let me praise you so that I may be blessed." She'd jokingly move her head towards her in a romantic manner, and in response Featherine would swiftly wrap her arms behind her; one hand clutching her lower back and the other pressed up against her head. Ange would let out a small scream as her head is shoved towards Featherine's and their lips embrace one another's."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698087 && dateTime=="09/01/18(Sat)15:13:18" && image=="__hachijou_ikuko_and_ushiromiya_ange_umineko_no_naku_koro_ni_drawn_by_kl__471fc846dc34e7bc5977d91d4f0c0a7e.jpg")

Now this is what I call seduction. Would Ange try to resist her? I'm sure she would instantly think Aurora was just making fun of her or something. She's a sharp girl, but pretty inexperienced when it comes to love/sex."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698106 && dateTime=="09/01/18(Sat)15:46:08" && image=="Jessica lounging night.png")

Imagine Shannon walking in on Jessica while she's relaxing like this. Also here's a nighttime version.
Great job anon. If I didn't know any better I'd have thought you were the fanfic writer."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698154 && dateTime=="09/01/18(Sat)17:09:31" && image=="b02d69fdc090b6cd600204eaf165530a.jpg")

I like how you think
How kind

Ange would be slightly shocked and confused, but the prevailing emotion would be that of annoyance. She'd lazily attempt to push Featherine away, thinking this was a trick to irk her; however the grip around her back would tighten and her push would be met with resistance. As Featherine held Ange's head in place, her faint kiss would start to become more involved. Featherine's wet lips would rub up against her own allowing them to become slick and smooth, allowing the motion between their mouths to become more eloquent.

Ange would begin to faintly taste the red wine Featherine had been sipping on. The aroma of a spicy and fruity texture she had never experienced attacked her vulnerable senses. Her face would begun to flush as Featherine further pulled her head into hers, switching angles and attempting to slip her tongue into her mouth. As Ange felt her master's tongue make the motion, she'd involuntarily gasp, accidentally giving it access to slip into her mouth. The faint presence of the wine had now become pungent in Ange's own mouth. As she'd begin to squirm within the grasp of her master, she realized that things would quickly getting out of control."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698309 && dateTime=="09/01/18(Sat)20:46:56" && image=="7fe3bbba410f7a8c939af653f311ed21.jpg")

"I bet having Hanyuu around would be a ton of fun for Rika and Satako. She'd be such a punching bag.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698776 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)10:26:05" && image=="9037771_p0.jpg")

Right? We have some talented writers in these threads.

Damn. Good luck trying to escape that, Ange."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698837 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)12:22:52" && image=="tumblr_os2rb8nt8I1qhu0z2o1_1280.jpg")

>Is there any point in the story where K1 being male is essential to the plot
Physical power, charisma, and pervertedness (which is mostly for the lolz, apparently), compensation for the major male characters in the story and the K1-Rena-Mion love triangle.
Hard to imagine a girl overpowering 2 other girls and chasing a guy through the woods, beating him to death, going to the swamp, then home, then digging a hole a second time, then finally going home.
K1 is actually pretty /fit/. In Onikakushi-hen, he pretty much throws Rena away, kicks Mion in the stomach so hard she collapses and kills her with a single blow. He also almost overpowers the two Yamainu soldiers at the beginning when they attack him.
Also, a male MC can bait gullible readers into thinking that this is just a generic harem VN."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698847 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)12:32:57" && image=="1528468166909.jpg")

Because R07 does an amazing job. The WTC series really make you think, but they aren't dry and boring like most crime novels. One question gets solved and you get two others.
Also, the characters actually have personalities, and they actually develop as the story progresses.
Even the MCs are unique, not the usual boring self-inserts, or the even worse, the generic no-personality MCs, so the beta Japanese reader can self-insert himself into the story. It's pointless to self-insert yourself in the first place, since the 4th wall gets broken sometimes.
Also, psychological horror. Psychological horror is an amazing genre, but extremely rare."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698850 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)12:40:51")

since Jessica is a blatand 2hufag, what would be her favourite pairings?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698854 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)12:45:39")

>Is there any point in the story where K1 being male is essential to the plot?
the history when shion take the role of mion/doll gift came to mind (unless satoshi changed sex too)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698898 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)13:56:34")

Probably ones involving Marisa. Reimu, Patchouli, Alice, etc."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698937 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)15:19:13" && image=="d15822bbf808ac409e9fed9aac4b6cf1.jpg")

Did you get lost? We don't post guys on /u/.

I see your point, but everything you mentioned could also be done by a strong girl (e.g., if femKeiichi had been into martial arts). A good writer could very easily make it work.

>chasing a guy through the woods, beating him to death
Keiichi still ambushed Teppei, though, because he perfectly knew he was at disadvantage in a physical fight against an adult man. The situation may be slightly different as a girl, but with a decent weapon (if she managed to surprise him properly, the baseball bat may still work) and enough homicidal rage, she could murder him anyway.

Before you say I hate Keiichi: I don't. I actually really like him. He's a fun, smart, relatable guy, without being too self-insert-ish. The one I dislike is actually Battler.
It's just that we're on a yuri board, and we are supposed to discuss relationships between girls here. It just makes sense to imagine a female K1 here."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698953 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)15:49:06" && image=="Erika Bern Chess 8.jpg")


Bern folded her arms in front of her, propping her breasts up and letting the velvety cups of her bra rest on her forearms as she stared back at her piece.
“Well, what do you think?”
Erika was briefly caught off guard as her normally disinterested master suddenly asked for her opinion. Her enthusiasm quickly outstripped her confusion however, leading to her answering boisterously.
“Of course! It’s a positively delightful sight! I never imagined I’d get to bear witness to such beauty outside of my nighttime fantasies. I guess those rumors were wrong after all.”
“Hold on. What was that last part?”
That last line caught Bern’s attention, enough to make her ask for clarification. Erika looked slightly taken aback. Clearly, she hadn’t meant to let that last part slip.
“Ah, well… I admit I frequently find myself imagining master’s bosom late at night while I’m playing with my-”
“Not that you fool. What’s this about rumors?”
Erika looked partly relieved and partly disappointed at having her private confession overlooked. Setting it aside for the time being, she dutifully explained what she had meant to her master.
“W, well… I once heard a rumor claiming that Master is secretly flat-chested loli. O-Of course, I never put any stock in such baseless rumors. But until now it’s been a devil’s proof. There’s always existed the possibility, however slight, that master’s busty appearance is merely the result of padding. But now-! Proof of those devilish mounds’ existence has finally been presented, in the form of those lovely bulges right there!”
With a flourish of her hand, Erika pointed dramatically at Bern’s chest. More specifically, she indicated the exposed cleavage nestled between the cups.
“That right there is all the proof I need! No amount of padding can create boob flesh where none exists. As one given the detective’s authority, I can safely declare that-
>Lady Bernkastel is not flat-chested!”"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698964 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)16:12:20" && image=="3c290af81415cd9633b61dae3e0b8a7f.jpg")

All I can think now is that Rifyu comic where Bern hits Ange because she keeps using red for stupid reasons. On the other hand, Bern's chest size is a very serious matter, after all. A flat-chested loli? Blasphemy!

>“Ah, well… I admit I frequently find myself imagining master’s bosom late at night while I’m playing with my-”
>“Not that you fool.
Best Umineko couple."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2698970 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)16:22:42" && image=="Lambdadelta and Bernkastel's breast comparison.png")

Yeah, that's honestly what I was thinking about too. And I agree, the study of her chest size, along with that of other's with inconsistent proportions like Lambda and Erika, is a very serious matter that requires thorough deliberation.

I plan to hopefully have at least one more part up tonight. Already got most of it written, just need to finish some stuff once I have the time."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699102 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)19:53:45" && image=="1494859875543.png")

The question was:
>Is there any point in the story where K1 being male is essential to the plot
And I've answered. No need to be so worked up. This is just a Nepalese chopstick carving board after all.
>femKeiichi had been into martial arts
I dunno, the reason K1 transferred was because he didn't find anything interesting anymore, after a monotone life of studying and a little batting practice with his father. So he took up a... unique hobby, which ultimately led to his transferring.
For Keiko to transfer, she'd need to have the same boring life without hobbies as K1 and commit the same mistake.
I'm trying to put together a special kakera in my head with a genderbend K1, but its hard to not make logical errors, since the Higurashi story is kinda complex which is why I love the series so much, but I guess I'm overthinking it, since there was a world where everything went magical girl batshit crazy.
Now I'm really starting to wonder what scenarios could and could not play out with Keiko.
But the real question here is: would Keiko also wear K1's amazing fate- and fashion crushing red vest?
There are many questions left unanswered in Hinamizawa..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699111 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)20:00:02" && image=="Erika Bern Chess 9.jpg")

Bern frowned at her disciple’s liberal use of red on such an inconsequential statement. Erika merely continued to ramble on unfazed.
“-Of course, the possibility still exists that master has small breasts and pads them out until they appear large. That much could still be hidden by a bra. Hey, master? How about I confirm the rest in red while I’m at it? If you could just take off your bra real quick and let me get a look at your bare b-“
“Shut up.”
Bern’s cold, sharp words cut the transparent request short, bringing Erika back to her senses.
“I wasn’t aware of such rumors. Whoever came up with the idea had best hope that I never get ahold of them.”
Placing a finger to her chin, Erika tilted her head in thought as she sifted through the details of her memory.
“…I believe that person said they heard about it from Lady Lambdadelta.”
An exasperated growl.
“Of course it’s her. She’s always complaining about how my breasts are bigger than hers, spouting nonsense about character archetypes and how it’s supposed to be the other way around. Though she always forgets about her jealousy the moment I let her play with them. So simple-minded.”
Choosing to ignore that last part, Erika tentatively tried to change the subject.
“Um… Master? There was one more thing you promised me, remember?”
“Ah, that’s right. The measurements.”
Bern lowered her gaze to her own chest, empty eyes boring into her deep cleavage.
“You guessed that I was 85-88 centimeters, right? An E-cup?”
“Yes! A splendid number suitable for my master!”
Reaching for her bra, the witch of miracles absently traced the rim of one cup with her slender finger. She slid her fingertip inside, wedging it between the fine satin cup and warm, supple titflesh beneath. Erika’s eyes closely followed the delicate movement, her throat feeling suddenly dry.
“Well, it’s no surprise given your analytical abilities, but you’re right.
>My breasts are an 86E.”"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699114 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)20:00:54" && image=="000.png")

That picture looks pretty accurate, I guess she'd take after her mother.
The Maebara parents are pretty tall, Rule63 K1 would be around the same height as Mion and Shion"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699122 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)20:10:43")

>Physical power
Meh, Rena did a lot of stuff that required physical strenght and she did just fine despite being female

Male characters are terrible at this"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699132 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)20:18:32")

>Meh, Rena did a lot of stuff that required physical strength and she did just fine despite being female
Very true. They make it clear on several occasions that Keiichi is actually one of the weaker members of the club, being a city boy among a group of country folk."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699282 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)22:24:22")

"i just want umineko but without all the stupid nonsense and magic is real. beato sets out to trick shannon like she does in the vn but falls for this stupidly pure girl ( and shannon falls for her in turn ). then the rest of the vn is them getting back at battlers retarded family or whatever other villians existed ( the blue haired witch i guess?). i kind of stopped reading this visual novel around the eva focus chapter";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699286 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)22:27:12")

I think the only point was to make it look like a standard harem VN, so the author could subverse it in the end by making Rika the true protagonist.
He's pretty useless otherwise.
Might also just be easiter to sell a VN with a male protagonist.
The same thing happens with Battler, actually."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699288 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)22:28:28")

But Shannon is not a girl."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699290 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)22:29:14")

i know, that's why i said without all the nonsense"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699293 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)22:30:53")

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's nonsense. It's the very foundation of the story."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699295 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)22:32:17")

it's nonsense to me
i can appreciate it but i also think all the metaphors and secrets were silly.
yes i'm a goat"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699296 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)22:33:12")

To be honest, I don't thin I'd want that at all. I love Umineko for what it is."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699299 && dateTime=="09/02/18(Sun)22:35:16")

I would like better a new game with a yuri pair. Considering Umineko main pairing is pretty much BL.
Sure, romance in Umineko was bad end all around, so that probably wouldn't make me happy."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699403 && dateTime=="09/03/18(Mon)02:30:04" && image=="a2720cff0e112d3e03154d662616463e.jpg")

The Rika-Hanyuu link ensures that all sex is a threesome."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699424 && dateTime=="09/03/18(Mon)03:38:21")

ReiMari because she cosplaus as Marisa and makes ShKanon cosplay as Reimu."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699497 && dateTime=="09/03/18(Mon)06:51:27")

I bet Rika enjoys overloading Hanyuu's senses in these situations, she just needs to have a few drinks first to really screw her up"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699605 && dateTime=="09/03/18(Mon)10:47:24" && image=="higurashi_016.jpg")

I never thought about this, but... fuck. You're right. Hanyuu is always there, feelings things she's not supposed to feel."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699730 && dateTime=="09/03/18(Mon)12:17:48" && image=="keiko.png")

"Found this";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699768 && dateTime=="09/03/18(Mon)13:22:55" && image=="0.png")

"And this";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2699873 && dateTime=="09/03/18(Mon)16:19:14" && image=="537760b16bb9aeda43b35762d4e3bb25.png")

I'd like to see a situation between Keiko and Mion play out where Keiko turns the tables on Mion's constant teasing. Keiko would start playfully harassing Mion all the time which would end up causing Mion to develop feelings for her. She'd start to become flushed and embarrassed at any sort of lewd prank Keiko would pull. Mion would experience frustration about herself as she questions why she has feelings for someone of the same sex. When Mion begins being awkward around Keiko, Keiko would pull her aside after school ends one day. She'd start interrogating Mion why she's been acting so strange, and a flustered Mion would try to avoid the subject. Eventually Keiko would push her against the wall and demand she tells her what's wrong, fearing that her friend is in some sort of trouble. Mion would crack under the pressure and reveal how she really feels to Keiko. Naturally this would be the point where a murder takes place, unless the two of them realize the importance of trust and friendship - in which case would lead them to fuck."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2700114 && dateTime=="09/03/18(Mon)19:56:49" && image=="0ad25307836e9cf1e440d4668a72e648.png")

Cute rabbits"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2700127 && dateTime=="09/03/18(Mon)20:06:46" && image=="af2bf2e8ef30d5c55e693e4ae7ab920f.jpg")

The cutest."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2700997 && dateTime=="09/04/18(Tue)19:22:18" && image=="1528190012745.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2700999 && dateTime=="09/04/18(Tue)19:22:52" && image=="1528409895924.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2701001 && dateTime=="09/04/18(Tue)19:26:25" && image=="HOU.png")

"We have 3 new characters, btw."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2701002 && dateTime=="09/04/18(Tue)19:27:17" && image=="1534027500793.jpg")

I mean 2. Fugg"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2701010 && dateTime=="09/04/18(Tue)19:44:53")

Suddenly no more deaths in Hinamizawa because every murderous girl is too busy being a huge lesbian and crushing on Keiko (and later fucking her).

Good End.

Just kidding, of course. Takano wouldn't give a fuck, she'd massacre the village anyway. Can the power of yuri stop her?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2701017 && dateTime=="09/04/18(Tue)20:05:54")

Would we need a female Tomitake?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2701024 && dateTime=="09/04/18(Tue)20:17:37")

Considering she gladly murders him in almost every arc, that doesn't sound like a good idea."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2701235 && dateTime=="09/05/18(Wed)04:09:03" && image=="da8080caf4f3e54d40f03c2f938c5dc9.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702166 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)15:06:15" && image=="278b7b358653379eaa0b26d791dde010.jpg")

"how can other pairs even compete";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702183 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)15:29:04" && image=="CGBPYY-VEAA6uvL.png")

I respectfully disagree."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702204 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)15:58:28" && image=="45.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702206 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)15:58:59" && image=="899.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702214 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)16:03:42" && image=="46545.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702260 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)16:54:47")

slave and master is overplayed, I prefer when the two hate/love each other"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702268 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)17:15:18" && image=="bern miracle.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702283 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)17:38:05" && image=="2.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702299 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)17:57:43")

Overplayed? I wish. There's never enough slave/master yuri. Right now, excluding Umineko, the only one that comes to my mind is Remilia/Sakuya.
I personally always preferred Bern/Erika not only because I don't mind BDSM, but also due to how interesting it is to see their personalities clash together. I like how cold and aloof Bern is compared to her piece's exuberant attitude and how different her perception of the world is. You could say the same thing about Lambda/Bern, but I find Erika much more fun and unique to explore. I really like how an arrogant, self-proclaimed intellectual rapist can turn into a submissive masochist in front of Bernkastel. I think Lambda/Bern has some cool elements, but I always tend to get bored of it pretty quickly. Well, to each his own."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702303 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)18:08:30" && image=="9f0ae03fe801b442fbe0104e332dec09.jpg")

I find it hard to argue with what you say"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702316 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)18:34:06" && image=="14416005_p0.jpg")

I get what you mean, but I think ErikaxDlanor is better at showing how a heartless rapist like Erika can find it in herself to love someone, mostly because it's with a person she usually thinks of as beneath her as opposed to the Witch who created her."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702337 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)19:14:41")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702343 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)19:27:40")

I'm glad I can make people see the beauty of Bern/Erika.

Oh, I totally understand where you are coming from. I like Erika/Dlanor as much as the next guy, it's a cute ship and Dlanor would definitely be the best choice for a healthy relationship. However, to be able to date her, Erika would absolutely need to get over the... how do I say it... the immense pleasure she feels in crushing and defeating others. Because Dlanor is a righteous person, someone who greatly values justice, she often shows disapproval of her friend's gratuitous sadism (e.g., when Erika is punishing Cornelia, or during her fight with Maria). Even in EP8, after Erika has recognized her value as her partner and friend, they still end up as enemies (at least they reconciled later, I guess). I'm afraid that right now their ethics are too different and Dlanor would have none of her shit, especially as her girlfriend. I'm stressing this because most content about them seems to ignore the fact Erika is a huge piece of shit toward most people, including to Dlanor herself, who is not exactly very thrilled about it.
Not saying Dlanor/Erika is bad, I ship it too. But in my opinion it must be done a certain way to be satisfying."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702344 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)19:29:12")

Isn't that frowned upon in the workplace?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702373 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)20:29:54" && image=="great equarizer is the yuri.png")

Nothing much that cornerdia can do about it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702375 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)20:31:22" && image=="knoxo.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702396 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)20:51:47" && image=="466bc0b16730e2c7bd9e87d0caccddeb.png")

And abusive ErikaxCornelia while we're at it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702399 && dateTime=="09/06/18(Thu)20:56:10")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2702946 && dateTime=="09/07/18(Fri)17:24:27" && image=="fc5caa45328900b3828caf8d59d0fe91.png")

They're cute together"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2703001 && dateTime=="09/07/18(Fri)19:06:35" && image=="26571802_p0.jpg")

"I'm surprised all the yuri with Gertrude is not with Cornelia but with Chiesta 00.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2703005 && dateTime=="09/07/18(Fri)19:10:25")

Stoic girls"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2703591 && dateTime=="09/08/18(Sat)14:00:41" && image=="7168688_p0.jpg")

Poor Cornelia. She just... isn't into this kind of stuff.

It surprised me as well! But I immediately started to enjoy this pair. There's something about it..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2703643 && dateTime=="09/08/18(Sat)15:07:55" && image=="25823168.jpg")

Both of them are the responsible ones of their groups who have to deal with either incompetent juniors or crazy bosses. They'd perfectly understand what is it like for the other and lose a lot of stress in the process. And then Shotgun-Marching-RabbitXPaper-Seal romance will ensue."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2703714 && dateTime=="09/08/18(Sat)17:16:38")

>Poor Cornelia. She just... isn't into this kind of stuff.

That's why it's hot"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2703719 && dateTime=="09/08/18(Sat)17:28:43")

You know, you're absolutely right. I want to see these two going on a cute date and bond over how stressing their jobs are.

Whoa there, Erika."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2703727 && dateTime=="09/08/18(Sat)17:36:26" && image=="sample_d50ebcf4fd9aa33b170a1cfb2abdfb35.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2703776 && dateTime=="09/08/18(Sat)19:21:26" && image=="bernlambda.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2703778 && dateTime=="09/08/18(Sat)19:21:42" && image=="stakes (3).jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2703821 && dateTime=="09/08/18(Sat)20:38:27")

They don't hate each other.

Although I wonder how Bern reacted the first time she met Lambda, I assume it was a bit different from their current interactions"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2703838 && dateTime=="09/08/18(Sat)20:55:31")

They may not hate each other, but they constantly threaten to kill each other in various creative ways. You may argue that they don't really mean it, or that it's just their way to flirt, but you can't deny it's an unusual relationship. I always thought Lambda was way more into this relationship compared to Bern, who didn't even react when her girlfriend was being slaughtered by Featherine. I mean, it's not like she could have done anything (and Lambda came back later anyway), but she doesn't even care. It's funny because Battler, who has plenty of reasons to dislike Lambda, is much more shocked by her "death".

I absolutely believe Bern cares about Lambda and values the time they spend together, as she's probably one of the very few people who don't bore her. But is she in love? Eh."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2703841 && dateTime=="09/08/18(Sat)21:04:16" && image=="4677.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2703844 && dateTime=="09/08/18(Sat)21:08:50")

> but she doesn't even care.
She knew Lambda wasn't dead for real, she is 1000 years old and has seen more violent stuff back in Hinamizawa, I doubt a lazy gore scene could surprise her.

>But is she in love? Eh.
Of course she is, she has said "I love you" to Lambda many times. She is just a bit more reserved about it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2704094 && dateTime=="09/09/18(Sun)07:57:23")

I disagree. I think actions matter much more than words. You can say "I love you" as much as you want, but if your behavior shows otherwise, I'm not gonna believe you. I'm that kind of person.

I honestly think Bern is not able to truly love anyone unconditionally. I'm not saying it to critique her, it's part of the charm of her character. She has completely lost any trace of empathy she used to have."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2704156 && dateTime=="09/09/18(Sun)09:51:02")

To judge what is the truth, you have to consider the context of the character's personality, history and beliefs. Overgeneralizing "actions > words" is retarded. Overgeneralizing anything is fucking retarded.

I know the media had done a good job in romanticizing the cliché "people who truly love you will do, not talk", but anyone who isn't a complete imbecile knows that it's too vague of a guideline and also often incorrect in real life. Parents in most cultures used to or still believe that if you love your children, you have to beat them to correct their wrongful behaviour - does this act of love speak louder than words in your book, or just abuse in disguise? In my country, we have the proverb "whips and lashes if you love them, sweets and treats if you hate them" and people wholeheartedly believe this. Parents physically beat their children to the point of leaving bruises if they don't obtain a certain grade or dare speaking their mind against an elder, and never say a word of love because it's not something we Asians do. This must be your ideal version of "actions speak louder than words" regarding love. As for me, after I went to study abroad in Europe and got first-hand experience with white people's embarrassing affinity for conveying love verbally, I'm enlightened. A simple word of love from a friend got me through some of the hardest time of my life, even if she didn't particularly do anything for me.

All I'm saying is be careful with over-simplistic criteria when judging people. Not everything in life is like your "asshole who silently sacrificed himself loves you more than a silver-tongued snake" soap opera. To arrive at the right answer, ask yourself "is Bern the type to pay lip services?" "does she have anything to gain from it?" Rather than automatically assume her personal way of conveying love is fake just because it doesn't comply with your idea."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2704180 && dateTime=="09/09/18(Sun)10:57:45")

Oops, did I strike a nerve there, my friend? Isn't it a little risky of you to assume that what I say about Bernkastel can be easily applied to everyone else; that fictional characters' behavior is the same as real people; that I'm not smart enough to realize that every single person is different and has their own way to express their love, which can be influenced by background, culture, etc; or that the fact I personally don't believe Bernkastel, a fictional character, is in love with Lambdadelta, another fictional character, means I'm unable to correctly judge people? You surely sound knowledgeable. Your example about education in Asia was interesting, at least, although it might make more sense to apply it to a situation where the characters are parent and child. It's different from Bernkastel, who gleefully enjoys the thought of making Lambda, her beloved, "crawl at her feet on the ground". Is that something that people in your country do to their loved one as well?

Well, all I personally see is that you're so overly attached to a fictional pair that you get insanely upset as soon as someone expresses their own views about it. Even if you think what I suggested is laughable, perhaps try not to get your panties in a twist so much next time, okay?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2704202 && dateTime=="09/09/18(Sun)11:24:07")

>t's different from Bernkastel, who gleefully enjoys the thought of making Lambda, her beloved, "crawl at her feet on the ground".
Lambda says the same stuff to Bern. They are thousands years old and have gone through Logic Errors, their personality is different from your average human, including the way they express their love."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2704215 && dateTime=="09/09/18(Sun)11:59:18" && image=="nipah.jpg")

If this is how you interpret their relationship, good for you, I have no intention to take away this joy from anyone. I was merely stating what I got from reading this VN (and manga) and giving a different perspective. I won't tolerate anyone who questions my person based on the way I see a fictional couple, though. It's puerile."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2704238 && dateTime=="09/09/18(Sun)12:17:47")

I just think it's weird how you want to deny Bern's feelings for Lambda just because it gets in the way of your OTP (Bern x Erika)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2704253 && dateTime=="09/09/18(Sun)12:33:39")

Aww, how cute. You're projecting what you're personally doing on me because you can't accept the existence of someone who disagrees with your point of view. I'm sorry to deny your fantasy, but differently from you, I can easily live even when my ships aren't canon. In fact, I'm very aware that Bern doesn't give a single fuck about Erika, she doesn't care about her well-being, her feelings, or her pain. She's her piece, merely a tool, and there's absolutely no way she would ever love her or reciprocate her feelings, even just a little. Only a fool would suggest otherwise. The fact I enjoy seeing these two paired up doesn't blind me from seeing canon for what it is. I'm not the one who started getting angry and defensive as soon as their ship was questioned by a nobody from the Internet, you know?

Now, if you want to keep ridiculing yourself, please go on. I surely won't stop you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2704260 && dateTime=="09/09/18(Sun)12:45:12" && image=="32471423_p14_master1200.jpg")

"Enough arguing. Post more yuri.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2704345 && dateTime=="09/09/18(Sun)13:45:25" && image=="rain_16.png")

I'm sorry, onee-chan, I got carried away! Here's a Dlanor/Erika page from a sad doujinshi I liked a lot (Rain)."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2704397 && dateTime=="09/09/18(Sun)14:22:05")

You can argue with someone without being embarassing, you know? You are talking to 2 people, not 1. I'm Brazilian, not Asian like the other anon.

I do like Bern x Erika, but saying Bern doesn't love Lambda is silly. If that's how you interpret it, okay, but it doesn't make sense."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2704446 && dateTime=="09/09/18(Sun)14:54:05" && image=="15753139_p0.png")

I noticed from the writing styles there were at least two different people, thanks. I didn't mention it because I don't really care which anon I'm debating with, you all seem equally angry with anyone who dares question how loving your precious ship is. I don't understand this attitude, honestly. Who cares? It's not like I've come to your house and deleted every Lambda/Bern picture from your pc, spat on your face, and told you to kill yourself. I even said, and I'm quoting myself here:
>I absolutely believe Bern cares about Lambda and values the time they spend together, as she's probably one of the very few people who don't bore her.
I just don't believe she is /in love/ in the most traditional sense. Apparently stating she cares about Lambda was not enough, and you won't leave this discussion until I accept defeat. I find this ridiculous. Also, please stop mentioning Bern/Erika. It has nothing to do with the original point, as I have been painfully trying to explain. You know you can believe something and NOT being influenced by your preference in ships, right?

>If that's how you interpret it, okay
Thankfully, we reached some civil conclusion. I still disagree with you, but at least I have absolutely no need to force anyone to adopt my opinion. In fact, here's a cute Lambda/Bern picture I like."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2704569 && dateTime=="09/09/18(Sun)17:41:44" && image=="391dafd1e9b1da7fc73ce851bc4dd5f6.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2705293 && dateTime=="09/10/18(Mon)14:53:46" && image=="C-GJCqoVoAALFaQ.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2705294 && dateTime=="09/10/18(Mon)14:54:19" && image=="C6urWPAVsAUj4QS.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2705407 && dateTime=="09/10/18(Mon)18:15:03")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2706147 && dateTime=="09/11/18(Tue)22:44:16" && image=="2e3f83fbf6ab8849c3a53fd48a350f09.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2706429 && dateTime=="09/12/18(Wed)14:16:23" && image=="umicha_07.gif")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2706536 && dateTime=="09/12/18(Wed)18:40:35" && image=="59448479_p0.jpg")

Oddly attractive pair. Psycho yakuza sisters."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2706975 && dateTime=="09/13/18(Thu)14:26:07" && image=="tumblr_mf1e1q01Hi1rzigowo3_1280.jpg")

True. I wish we had seen them interact."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2707597 && dateTime=="09/14/18(Fri)14:40:39" && image=="tumblr_pazqqyBShy1ue6lhao1_r4_1280.png")

"Why is her casual outfit so lewd?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2708906 && dateTime=="09/16/18(Sun)13:25:16" && image=="Di4sssNVsAAjbwy.jpg")

"The other Kyrie pair we need.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2708924 && dateTime=="09/16/18(Sun)13:42:39")

Intriguing pair but also the least likely of all. Kyrie would have certainly killed Asumu if she could get away with it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2709772 && dateTime=="09/17/18(Mon)13:53:57" && image=="13965215_p0_master1200.jpg")

That's true. Sadly, if you want to pair up any of the Umineko moms, you have to overlook some stuff, otherwise things would just... not work. Because they're all straight."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2709829 && dateTime=="09/17/18(Mon)16:06:08")

>Letting rationality dissuade you from shipping.
Even if it wouldn’t actually work, that still doesn’t make it any less hot, nor any less fun to imagine how it’d play out between them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2709833 && dateTime=="09/17/18(Mon)16:20:30" && image=="e0b8e614803e577be58b7fb4a3471d5f.png")

Oh don't worry, I'd never let anything like that stop me from shipping something I enjoy. I was just pointing out the obvious... "issues" with canon."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2709919 && dateTime=="09/17/18(Mon)19:41:35")

In that case, what's your favorite yuri ship involving the aunts?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2710006 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)00:09:51" && image=="5d2999251c07c94ef2a915ad66cbf945.png")

"I really liked this picture so I decided to write a little story about it. It's pretty tame though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2710128 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)08:10:29")

>Story based off a picture of cunnilingus
>It's pretty tame
I'll give it a read tonight."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2710163 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)09:31:33")

Holy shit, this is great. I love you, anon."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2710386 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)14:08:52" && image=="15748123_p0.jpg")

All of them! I like to explore different combinations and see how each pair would interact.

That was... incredibly good. The last thing I expected to see was someone being inspired by that delicious picture to write an even more delicious story. The end even made me laugh!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2710508 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)17:44:49")

Very nice! We need more stories like this and the chess one from last thread."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2710626 && dateTime=="09/18/18(Tue)21:24:30")

I agree"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2711144 && dateTime=="09/19/18(Wed)12:07:09")

What other ships would you like to see stories about? Do you have any ideas for scenarios?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2711389 && dateTime=="09/19/18(Wed)16:24:40" && image=="59489987_p0.png")

I would love some EvaxNatsuhi hatesex."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2711664 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)02:17:47" && image=="cdba50079974c494143c1f89dc019b33.png")

I should have been more clear. I meant tame as in it's not violent. After all, Bernkastel is in it.
Thanks, it was fun to write."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2711958 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)13:46:14" && image=="7585222_p0.jpg")

Don't worry, even though it's not very violent you perfectly characterized both of them. Small details are enough to show how cruel and, well, selfish Bern is to her piece. For example,

>Erika realized her master had given her permission to speak and she began to open her mouth, but her words were cut off as her face was pressed back up against her master. Bernkastel let out a hysterical laugh as Erika’s words were muffled into silence, her face being pushed into the witch's crotch and then squeezed between her thighs."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2711982 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)14:51:55")

Nice. What about any sweet/vanilla yuri pairs?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2711986 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)15:11:14" && image=="20111223202941658.jpg")

Mammon comforting Ange!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2711987 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)15:11:37" && image=="6ec14af0655b025cd95e0f369516915d.jpg")

AngexMammon is my jam for that. Maybe just Ange summoning Mammon for comfort. And perhaps the other paperweights watching and doing it with each other in arousal."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2711989 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)15:12:46" && image=="8f21ca50377c7823cfa7c2cb28f5dca6.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2712044 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)16:33:21")

Synchronized! The power of Mammon/Ange."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2712112 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)19:05:00" && image=="Ange Mammon doujinshi.jpg")

Good taste. It might be fun to write something with them someday. Dlanor x Erika can also be pretty cute. And yuri with the stakes and Chiesters is kino."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2712141 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)20:58:20" && image=="Ange Mammon breast grab.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2712192 && dateTime=="09/20/18(Thu)23:08:54")

Ooh, I like the idea of chiester 410 and Lucifer"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2712262 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)02:00:07" && image=="Lucife 410 cuddle.png")

Yeah, their interactions in OMK were fun. I could definitely see them making a cute pair. I wonder what sort of shenanigans they'd get into together."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2712347 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)07:43:05" && image=="Stakes and Chiesters exchange program.png")

Made a little something for you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2712466 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)12:58:36")

Not the same anon, but this is so cute! I love Lucifer's blush. She doesn't seem to like her new uniform."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2712509 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)14:28:09")

That's lovely, I bet 410 is having a blast teasing Lucifer."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2712565 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)17:20:43" && image=="e0305_a.jpg")

Thank you. Lucifer would probably be complaining about how degrading the uniform is, only for 410 to mention how it's pretty much the same as her usual one.

Imagine 410 showing Lucifer how to fire a bow, going through the pose with her and everything."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2712614 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)18:46:31" && image=="4bc51a32ea5af29726a8dafba3b2b8d0.jpg")

Why do the Winchesters have to do such indecent things to fire?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2712633 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)19:12:30")

"Data link to 45. Transmitting breast softness and malleability data. Over."
"Th-that's not a real protocol!""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2712709 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)23:17:46" && image=="6480940d5bc04e9d78792a66d8c00049.jpg")

I wonder if the hares require some special "bonding training" before being able to use their OP lasers."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2712710 && dateTime=="09/21/18(Fri)23:19:33")

Maybe some sort of "coupling" protocol to establish data linking between pairs?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2713257 && dateTime=="09/22/18(Sat)20:24:17")

I didn't know I needed this but I absolutely do now. I can perfectly picture 410 having a lot of fun with this weird protocol, while 45 is very shy and embarrassed as usual but secretly enjoys every second of it.

And that picture is great. Their bodies against each other, and their pleasured expressions... cute rabbits."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2713392 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)01:12:10" && image=="24578770.jpg")

"556 needs some love too.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2713393 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)01:12:57" && image=="0b92520e01fc655eddb400832552fe5a.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2713394 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)01:14:40" && image=="4b944af61067ecdc07052b17b33c5bd8.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2713396 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)01:15:23" && image=="family_meme___siestas_by_chibinekoi.jpg")

The cutest."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2713703 && dateTime=="09/23/18(Sun)11:12:11")

Battler is still confused about magic, I see."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2715412 && dateTime=="09/25/18(Tue)05:13:11" && image=="2d89ad9529269f809cd45b7fc65d7868.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2717643 && dateTime=="09/28/18(Fri)09:57:04" && image=="Co3ALtYVMAAlLcP.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2718018 && dateTime=="09/28/18(Fri)17:40:36" && image=="eva shirt lift.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2720062 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)22:49:22" && image=="877.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2720074 && dateTime=="09/30/18(Sun)23:37:10" && image=="IMG_1466.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2720255 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)07:47:47")

Oh now I really like this"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2720645 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)19:38:18" && image=="IMG_1465.png")

Glad to hear it. Photos taken from some of my Umineko doujinshi."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2720675 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)20:28:37")

These are great! Which doujinshi is it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2720699 && dateTime=="10/01/18(Mon)21:14:08")

"Golden hotchpotch""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2721199 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)04:39:24" && image=="sexual_excitement_endless_14.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2721458 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)13:32:24" && image=="Welcome_to_the_Hotspring_Land_018.jpg")

Thanks! I'm always looking for more doujinshi to get."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2721571 && dateTime=="10/03/18(Wed)16:19:53")

Ah, that’s a nice one. I remember scanning it a while back. I recently got another one by the same group, this time featuring a beach setting."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722169 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)13:51:41" && image=="2e61e8e8ebc1015836191fa737c66ea6.jpg")

Oh, so you're the one who scanned it? Nice!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722213 && dateTime=="10/04/18(Thu)15:05:16")

Yup. Got a bunch more unscanned ones I still need to get around to."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722922 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)14:11:50" && image=="DouWWbjVsAE5wFU.jpg")

I'm glad. More Umineko doujinshi are always <good.>"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722937 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)14:28:03")

I mean, I'm not guaranteeing anything. Scanning and cleaning is really time consuming, and it's a bit hard to motivate myself to do it when I think about how it's likely not going to get translated anyway. But the possibility is still there. I've done about 25 doujinshi in the past, but now my collection exceeds 100, so there's definitely plenty to pull from."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2722976 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)15:08:50")

Erika is definitely that weirdo who would love being walked around in public like that"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723002 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)15:47:51" && image=="she's a pervert.png")

Oh, don't worry, I'm not asking you to do it anytime soon, I know it's not a very fun job. I'm simply happy there's still the possibility of more Umineko stuff getting scanned in the future.

Ah yes, she'd proudly let her master walk her around on a leash like the hopeless pervert she is. I can perfectly picture Erika smiling with excitement, Bern wearing an unreadable expression as usual, and everyone else around them being extremely uncomfortable."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723077 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)17:58:19" && image=="__frederica_bernkastel_and_furudo_erika_umineko_no_naku_koro_ni_drawn_by_megurimu__cf946617bb60e555f4b6dbeabf62cafa (1).png")

Pretty much this. Picture the end of Episode 2, only with Bern and Erika instead of Beato and Battler. Also Erika's enjoying it and the goats are all shying away, uncomfortable."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723157 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)20:21:21")

I bet Erika would kill to switch places with Battler in EP2. Not only he had the pleasure of being Beatrice's pet, chained and walked on a leash, but he didn't even enjoy it?! Erika would definitely think he's a lucky, ungrateful bastard. Then she'd desperately try to convince Bern to replicate the same situation. Public humiliation is a perfect cure for boredom, right?

>the goats are all shying away, uncomfortable
This may be one of the funniest thing I've ever tried to imagine."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723165 && dateTime=="10/05/18(Fri)20:36:30")

Erika would probably enjoy the scene before that too now that I think about it. Remember, when Beato makes Battler change her clothes for her. Now imagine Bern making Erika do that with her."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723480 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)11:37:59" && image=="this but yuri.png")

>Erika undressing Bern
>the joy of seeing every detail of her master's gorgeous body
>the frustration of not being allowed to touch her in any way other than changing her clothes
>Bern verbally abusing her and Erika getting even more turned on in the process"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723640 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)16:45:54")

That sounds like it could be the basis for another nice fic. Though Bern x Erika seems to be hogging all the writing potential, which is a bit sad."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723661 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)17:23:29")

I definitely need someone to write it now, I can never have enough Bern/Erika. I'd do it myself, but English is not my first language so my writing skills are pretty limited, sadly.
But yes, I understand your concerns! For some reason, these two are great at stealing the spotlight. We need to come up with some fun ideas for other girls, too, like the short AuAu/Ange story from a while ago."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723670 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)17:33:44" && image=="Ange Mammon bath.jpg")

I might consider it eventually, if I have time.
Oh right, I should probably post my new edit here."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723682 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)17:48:02" && image=="Stakes assembled.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723684 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)17:53:59")

Sasuga, onee-san.
And that's a nice edit! I'm sure a bath would help Ange unwind a little... and Mammon would probably help even more. I love Ange's blushing face here. She doesn't seem to be the type that would casually undress in front of somebody else, even if that person were another girl. I can see Mammon suggesting to wash her back with some silly excuse and Ange feeling very embarrassed at first."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723696 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)18:11:37")

Yeah, Ange would be opposed to the whole idea of bathing together, unable to come to terms with the prospect of being naked in front of another person. However, the Ushiromiya heiress was inexperienced when it came to turning down an offer from friend's. She tried making it clear that she didn't want to go in together, but Mammon would simply gloss over her refusal with a simple, "No need to be so reserved Ange-sama~" while dragging her towards the bathroom. Before she knew could argue further, she pulled into the changing room alongside a cheerful Mammon. Closing the door behind them, the stake of greed began busying herself with removing her uniform, paying no heed to the stunned gaze of the other girl.

Need to make a stake underwear edit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2723731 && dateTime=="10/06/18(Sat)19:12:00")

I could see Mammon messing around with Ange, knowing how tense she is. Maybe giving her a small playful smack on the bottom when she lingers too long in front of the bathroom entrance.

Or maybe Mammon would lean her head over Ange's shoulder while washing her back, peering past the nape of her neck at the steep slopes of her massive bust, wondering aloud to herself.
"Ange-sama's breasts sure are large. I'm pretty confidant in my figure, but next to you mine look modest.""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2724447 && dateTime=="10/07/18(Sun)23:12:18" && image=="6f7be11caf5599b72be0c70a21f48697.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2724819 && dateTime=="10/08/18(Mon)14:16:33" && image=="ba1e9b620ff8854f85c895174ed543cf.jpg")

>small playful smack on the bottom
I can absolutely see her doing this. Mammon has a playful personality, if she noticed Ange was feeling embarrassed and self-conscious she'd totally tease her in a loving way."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725248 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)04:35:41" && image=="e2a80c829e6875b6210e914a0bede0ce.gif")

Someone should write scenario like this. It's pure gold.

Ange giving a surprised jolt as Mammon smacks her rear, sending ripples across the bare cheeks. Turning to shoot a glare back at the sneering stahe."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2725283 && dateTime=="10/09/18(Tue)06:25:24" && image=="02.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727073 && dateTime=="10/11/18(Thu)20:06:11" && image=="1530749313900.png")

"Cute witches";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2727183 && dateTime=="10/12/18(Fri)00:17:10" && image=="3cdf47f49753834c606e0bc45e544534.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729364 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)01:21:59" && image=="1539556323249.jpg")

"Not mine. From a drawing anon on /jp/";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729443 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)07:54:35")

These are some lovely thighs."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729445 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)08:04:45" && image=="Battler's hidden gameboard 2.png")

"To anyone who's not following the current /jp/ thread, there's been a lot of nice titty talk. Not necessarily yuri, but not straight either.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729568 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)13:16:59" && image=="1469642695547.jpg")

I'm too much of a purist for /jp/, sadly. But feel free to post the decent stuff coming out of it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729737 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)19:52:18" && image=="1539610190109.jpg")

You're missing out."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729769 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)21:08:11")

>checks the thread with zero expectations
>drawfag talking about Bern x Erika facesitting
You know, maybe I can get over my allergy to /jp/, after all."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729809 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)22:48:16" && image=="9560ffb5aae121c127bd8abdad8b51c2.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729810 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)22:53:20" && image=="5a580cb69ef4c627c366aa3b333777d1.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729813 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)23:01:39" && image=="414cce981a0590a6c3106f621cd6b003.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729821 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)23:21:48" && image=="9b0b439d2861df0e0d51a4776f02b5f2.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2729824 && dateTime=="10/15/18(Mon)23:24:40" && image=="9a8eb4a61f81a46ed232aea269bf5b7f.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2730216 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)13:37:48")

I don’t know about the rest of it, but the 07th Expansion threads are nice at least."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2730248 && dateTime=="10/16/18(Tue)14:19:17" && image=="1539707961320.jpg")

Most of it tends to be cancer, to be honest. But I'll say it: this single artist made up for it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2733475 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)13:38:48")

Bless that drawfriend"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2733518 && dateTime=="10/20/18(Sat)14:59:10" && image=="61163645_p0.jpg")

Yes. In all these years I had not seen a single picture of Bern sitting on Erika's face. Isn't it one of the most basic forms of domination? Well, maybe it's because she would enjoy it too much.
I'm glad this artist made my wish come true."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2735333 && dateTime=="10/23/18(Tue)02:31:15" && image=="9292bc08dd92e293e12e87d9cc6faa71.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2737030 && dateTime=="10/25/18(Thu)17:41:36")

>She always had the potential to be a lovely tomboyish lesbian (see: Hinamizawa Bus Stop) but somehow we ended up with a straight love triangle (that doesn't even reach any kind of conclusion in the series). Booooring. I need more lesbian Mion in my life.

What? Are you me? That’s exactly my same opinion. Didn’t think anyone felt the same way."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2737270 && dateTime=="10/26/18(Fri)01:17:46" && image=="__sonozaki_mion_and_sonozaki_shion_higurashi_no_naku_koro_ni_drawn_by_jairo__8cecb16774a75f8abad34c789a472f84.jpg")

>Mion x Keiichi
>Mion x Rena
>Mion x Shion
There's a reason 2 of her 3 main ships are with girls."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2737721 && dateTime=="10/26/18(Fri)20:41:18" && image=="1540600390407.png")

"If Erika had to choose between having Bern pleasure her or getting to pleasure Bern, which would she choose?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2737728 && dateTime=="10/26/18(Fri)21:23:39")

Pleasuring Bern would be her fisrt choice given her submissive personality, but I think Bern would take the chance to fuck with her mind by making her think choosing either will make her angry."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2737732 && dateTime=="10/26/18(Fri)21:36:28" && image=="Bern Lambda Erika beach.jpg")

I could definitely see Bern doing that.
>Picking this choice... You just want to have your way with my body, isn't that right? You perverted detective. Does your deviancy know no limits?
>You seriously intend to make your master touch such a filthy place? Know your place scum. Chopsticks are good enough for the likes of you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2737825 && dateTime=="10/27/18(Sat)05:20:33")

Oh, you are never truly alone. We were definitely robbed of lesbian Mion. It could have created some funny misunderstandings with Shion, too.
>I thought you were straight?
>I am! That was my sister, I swear!

Win-win situation here. I also think Erika would choose to pleasure Bern, making her master come would be arousing for her, too. While Erika is definitely very selfish and aggressive toward other people, she's submissive enough around Bern to make me believe she would be content with no stimulation at all if it meant being allowed to satisfy her master's body. She could masturbate to the memory of it anyway... although I find it hilarious to imagine Bern announcing she's not allowed to play with herself without her permission. Now that would be frustrating, wouldn't it? Is Erika masochistic enough to enjoy orgasm denial?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2737836 && dateTime=="10/27/18(Sat)05:52:28")

>Is Erika masochistic enough to enjoy orgasm denial?
Now that's a thought. Given her dual sado-maso nature, I imagine such a thing would both arouse and frustrate her to no end. Imagine Bern putting a duct tape seal over Erika's pussy, checking it to make sure she hasn't broken it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2737897 && dateTime=="10/27/18(Sat)07:35:47")

>duct tape
I laughed. Too accurate.
I agree. Erika would be extremely frustrated at first, but she'd end up learning how good it feels to give Bern that kind of power over her. She doesn't seem the type of girl that feels guilty for her urges and represses them, so she'd struggle a lot. Eventually, the thought of doing exactly what her master wants, neglecting her own pleasure to prioritize Bern's needs (whatever this implies), would fill her with mad joy.
Maybe Bern could allow her to orgasm sometimes if she completes some tasks successfully (and stops disappointing her - good luck with that)."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2738329 && dateTime=="10/27/18(Sat)23:14:35")

Maybe Bern would tease her by delicately running a finger over the duct tape seal on Erika's slit, so softly that Erika cant\' feel her touch.

I'm also curious as to whether Erika would even be able to arouse Bern with her ministrations, let alone bring her to an orgasm. I could see her vainly trying various things, twiddling with her clit and pinching her nipples, looking up each time and getting disappointed at her master's lack of reaction."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2738534 && dateTime=="10/28/18(Sun)09:35:09")

Bern is probably very demanding in bed, she could never be satisfied with mere clumsy attempts. Erika would truly need to focus, afraid of the chance of being replaced with someone else. I'm sure Bern would rejoice in reminding her Lambda could do a much better job. I sure hope Erika enjoys getting constantly cucked, because it won't end any time soon.
But you know, Bern is a huge sadist. Humiliating her, treating her like her personal sex toy could actually be a good source of pleasure. Maybe seeing her deeply frustrated expressions and making fun of how perverted she is would get her off, eventually."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2738726 && dateTime=="10/28/18(Sun)17:37:31")

Where do you think Bern's weak spots are?
Her pussy? Her boobs?
Her tail?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2738774 && dateTime=="10/28/18(Sun)20:14:32" && image=="image.jpg")

Tail, definitely.

On a serious note, cats usually don't like having their tail touched too much, so I assume Bern would get pissed off if someone grabbed hers. I can see her being weak to a dedicated cunnilingus, like in this anon's fic >>2710006 because hey, every girl loves that. She's extremely dominant and prideful, though, so it's not like she would ever admit out loud that something makes her crazy."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2738892 && dateTime=="10/28/18(Sun)23:49:54")

Damn, now I want to imagine in detail how such a scenario would play out. How would this whole thing start anyway? Bern offers Erika a reward, letting her choose between pleasuring her or being pleasured by her. However, each option comes with it's own hidden drawback.

>Orgasm denial path
Erika: I want to pleasure Master!
Bern: So you're going to forsake the pleasure I so graciously offered you? It seems you have no need of personal stimulus then.
>Cuck path
Erika: Please pleasure me Master!
Bern: A mere piece like you seeking selfish pleasure while leaving your master unattended? No matter, I'll just have Lambda do it for me instead.

I also need to get back to writing that chess scenario. Been busy lately."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2739147 && dateTime=="10/29/18(Mon)14:38:07" && image=="15902708_p0.jpg")

Poor Erika. She just can't win again Bern, huh? I must say, not orgasming sounds much better than NTR. It depends on how long she won't be allowed to come, though... both path would be fun to explore, though.

I'm glad you didn't just get bored of it. It was very nice."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2739305 && dateTime=="10/29/18(Mon)20:14:03" && image=="image.jpg")

Oh, I've seen you, then. I was wondering if it was you, in fact.

You can do it, my writer friend! I'll always be waiting for more parts."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2739690 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)15:05:41" && image=="Erika bern chess 10.jpg")

Congratulations, you managed to convince me to pick this back up after all this time. I'm now making a more detailed layout for how things will go from here.

continuing where >>2699111 left off...

“That should put those baseless rumors to rest as well. Hm?”
Shrugging her shoulders in resignation, Bern glanced back up across the table, only to notice Erika not paying attention. It seemed the other girl was still dwelling on her declaration, muttering to herself in a passionate daze.
“Such a marvelous red… An absolute truth regarding master’s bust! There can be no gift more fitting for Furudo Erika. And of course, my theory was correct! It’s only natural that I be familiar with master’s body as her double. 86E… such a robust size for one of such petite stature! I’ll have to go looking for some nice bras soon for-”
Having decided that this stupidity had gone on long enough, Bern nonchalantly picked up one of the pawns she had previously captured and chucked it at Erika, the hard marble knocking the perverted detective sharply in the face.
“Snap out of it. We’re resuming the game.”
“Huh? Oh, of course!”
Rubbing her nose gingerly, Erika peered down at the board as Bern made her next move. The young detective’s expression quickly darkened as she was once again reminded of the precarious position she was currently in. Bern’s pieces had her queen surrounded, and it seemed all paths of retreat had been cut off. It was clear that Erika would lose the piece within the next few moves if nothing was done. Her fixated gaze scoured the board as she ran through dozens of maneuvers in her head, eyes widening as she struck upon something. Could this…? She ran through the pattern once more in her head. Yes, it could work! There was still a chance! It was a stretch, but if she played her cards just right, she should still be able to salvage this! With renewed confidence, Erika began her counterattack."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2739722 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)16:38:52" && image=="no seriously thank you.jpg")

My, you always spoil me.

>I’ll have to go looking for some nice bras soon for-
I know this was a random line but now I'm imagining Erika excitedly shopping for bras and it's making me laugh."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2739730 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)17:04:59")

You're welcome. It's nice coming back to this. I'm gonna try and work on this some more tonight. Expect at least one more part hopefully.

And yeah, Erika would be asking around for ones in Bern's size, planning to use them for image training later on."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2739793 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)19:44:35")

Imagine Erika buying an exact copy of Bern's bra. Then when Bern's in the bath she'd sneak into the dressing room and swap the two bras, taking the freshly worn one for herself."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2739817 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)21:01:43")

There's no limit to the perverse acts Erika would do if she had access to Bern's bra (and/or panties). Would she attempt to wear them to have Bern's used underwear on herself? Perhaps she'd never do anything like that to avoid dirtying her clothes and ruining their perfect state... I imagine she'd want to preserve them as much as possible, to be able to smell her good scent on them. For totally noble reasons, of course! Our dear Erika would never masturbate furiously to her master every night, sniffing her worn clothes, being jealous even of the fabric that was privileged enough to be pressed against Bern's nude body for hours."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2739825 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)21:13:59")

The next few turns went by in quick succession. Both sides knew what they needed to do even without spending much time considering their options. The exchange cost Erika one of her bishops, but it was a small price to pay to salvage her queen. Bit by bit, it began to extricate itself from behind enemy lines, weaving a complex pattern between Bern’s pieces as it went.
But there was still something keeping Erika from giving the board her full attention; Rather, two somethings. Even in the midst of such a crucial maneuver, she found her eyes frequently darting away from the board to peek up at her master’s bosom. She still hadn’t acclimated to the sight of Bern’s bra-clad chest. Those perfect twin mounds held securely within cups of violet velvet… How could she possibly resist looking at such a wondrous sight when it was right there in front of her!? It was impossible!
Her glances were not lost to Bern, who had a derisive smirk playing on her lips. This foolish piece of hers was incompetent, but at least she was entertaining to watch. Bern's hand went to grab her rook, her slender fingers teasing the rim of as she pondered her next move. Perhaps it was time to teach her inadequate subordinate a lesson in restraint. If Erika wanted to ogle her chest, she was welcome to do so. But she would soon learn the price of not keeping her eyes to herself. With rook in hand, Bern leaned down deeply to make her next move, deliberately angling her torso in such a way as to give Erika a view of her cleavage. She lingered in that pose even after completing her move, letting the other girl get her fill.
The distraction proved incredibly effective. Erika was powerless before the sight, unable to tear her eyes away. Cries of “Master’s cleavage!” echoed through her head, driving out her carefully formulated strategy. Her hand instinctively rose and moved towards her master’s bust, forgetting all about the queen still held in her grasp.

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2739827 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)21:16:27")

I actually plan on incorporating that into the scenario later, once Bern takes off her bra. I figured she might give it to Erika, accusing her of planning something like >>2739793 anyway."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2739837 && dateTime=="10/30/18(Tue)21:26:57" && image=="bath uncensored 2.jpg")

"Not sure If I ever posted this before.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2739932 && dateTime=="10/31/18(Wed)01:11:13")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2739934 && dateTime=="10/31/18(Wed)01:16:15" && image=="Shannon boobs doujinshi uncensored.jpg")

The catbox holds limitless possibilities."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2739941 && dateTime=="10/31/18(Wed)01:40:06" && image=="1526865053848.png")

No. And don't post men on /u/."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2740038 && dateTime=="10/31/18(Wed)08:11:21")

Oooh. Bern is generous."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2740772 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)15:42:52")

That or it'd be part of some deal, like the one earlier where she offered her measurements. I've laid out an outline of the whole scenario, listing piece exchanges, touching, clothing removal, distractions, deals, etc."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2740786 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)15:59:05" && image=="golden land beato.jpg")

Golden Land gives her boobs, just like it does Beato."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2740864 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)17:44:03" && image=="12000517_p0.jpg")

Ha, that explains it. Looking forward to the next parts then. Of course, take your time."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2741490 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)16:55:51" && image=="belpheasmo.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2741502 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)17:12:46" && image=="when_we_cry_014-015b.jpg")

"Stakes x Ange";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2741510 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)17:29:48")

Finally Ange has learnt how to properly use her Stakes. I knew she could do it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2741518 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)17:58:03" && image=="when_we_cry_017.jpg")

Her nights must be incredibly active, with all seven sisters fighting over her.

Imagine all 8 women lying together on a massive ornate bed, every single one of them naked from head to toe. It'd be a heap of tangled limbs a soft bodies, all centered around Ange as each sister tries to get a piece of her."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2741529 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)18:16:54" && image=="1fd75215efd67cb2177e6903b522467d.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2741535 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)18:25:09" && image=="IMG_1480.png")

Here's a excerpt from an old bit of writing I did. A scenario in which Ange becomes self conscious of her chest during her time at st. Lucia, and resorts to rubbing them in the hopes of stimulating growth. Eventually, the seven sisters would catch on and insist on aiding their master in the task. Leading to this-

Lucifer: As the eldest sister of purgatory, it's my duty to attend to Ange-sama's request. Besides, as the one with the largest breasts, I'm obviously the most qualified in this area. Now, Ange-sama please remove your towel so that I may begin. This humble Lucifer shall personally guarantee your splendid growth.

Mammon: Eeeh~ Luci-nee? But you're hopeless at it. Your clumsy hands always end up making Ange-sama feel uncomfortable. This is an important task, so it should go to the one who understands and can assist Ange-sama the most. I've been saying from the start that this should be my personal responsibility.

Leviathan: Hey! There you go again, trying to hog Ange-sama all to yourself! So unfair! We agreed to take turns for each day of the week. Today's supposed to be my turn~! This always ends up happening on my days~ Uwaaaa! I barely ever end up getting to touch Ange-sama's chest.

Satan: Can it Levi-nee! That schedule was never going to work in the first place and you know it. It's always been first come-first serve with us. You don't even know what you're doing anyway. Every time we let you have a turn you get all nervous and end up barely using any force. You need to knead them, dumbass! Not trace them like they're made of glass!"

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Belphegor: With all due respect Nee-sama, I think you could learn a thing or two from Leviathan when it comes to tenderness. You always end up mashing Ange-sama's bust as if they were your poor stress balls. Just watching it is enough to make my own chest uncomfortable. Excessive force will only lead to bruising. Proper form is essential if we wish to ensure optimal growth for her.

Asmodeus: Kyahahaha! Belphe's right! Ange always looks nervous whenever it's your turn. Nee, Ange-sama? I've been reading up on this topic in magazines lately. Truth is, I'm also interested in growing a bit more. If it's alright with you, maybe we could both rub each other?

Beelzebub: Mmm~ Rubbing's all well and good, but I wanna try giving them a taste! They've sure grown a lot lately. It terms of size, they'd have gone from a modest oranges to ripe grapefruits! Ah~ so hungry! Ange-sama's so cruel, showing of those delicious looking fruits all the time. I just wanna lick em all over!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2741561 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)18:52:25")

Ange doesn't realize her luck yet. Maybe having fun with so many cute girls will help her getting over her depression. Then she'll turn into Chad Ange and no girl is going to be safe. Nobody knows, but post-series Ange has an harem of pretty women and this is how she regained her peace of mind. It totally happened.
Asmodeus as usual is the expert, huh? Ange should ask for her help first, I'm sure she has read everything about this subject. Her sisters should watch first to learn properly."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2741579 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)19:07:51")

Asmodeus, Belphegor, and Mammon would probably be the best three for the job. Asmo would have done the most research on the subject, Belphegor would be the most skilled with her hands, and Mammon would be the most informed about Ange's preferences. In Asmo's case, she'd be just as eager to do a bit of growing herself, and would therefore ask Ange to massage her chest as well, leading to mutual fondling.

Ange turning all of st Lucia into her harem when?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2741606 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)19:37:01")

Ange needs to start asserting her dominance. Fuck the bullies (literally)."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2741617 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)20:06:26" && image=="Ange Mammon fondle.jpg")

The girls of st. Lucia are bound to be sexually frustrated from being locked up in a place isolated from the opposite sex. It wouldn't be surprising for them to awaken to new proclivities with the right stimulation. Nightly orgies with the seven sisters would give Ange tons of valuable experience with pleasuring women, which she could then use to turn her tormentors around. Plus if those massages pay off she'd develop into a buxom beauty who could more easily seduce her peers."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2742755 && dateTime=="11/04/18(Sun)12:00:59" && image=="ange+stakes.png")

>Her nights must be incredibly active"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2742759 && dateTime=="11/04/18(Sun)12:07:02")

They don't seem all that opposed to the thought."

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2744987 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)15:53:20" && image=="935867caf87d49e014d34b93c44de1ba.jpg")

High IQ pair."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2747251 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)19:46:01")

I'm surprised Shmion twincest is this popular. I always felt Mion worked much better with Rena, they have a solid friendship and would make a cute couple. And sadly Shion is the straightest girl in the cast, I find it difficult to pair her with other females. Maybe Satoko?"

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2756817 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)18:10:27")

"Is the thread dead already? Did everyone move to /jp/ or what?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2756850 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)19:12:32" && image=="Mion harem.jpg")

I'm still here, just not as active."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2756869 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)19:45:31" && image=="9f701148c41833d71b67af09ef1356c0.jpg")

When They Cry 5 is gonna be released this December, right? /jp/ is not gonna like the influx of immigrants."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2757265 && dateTime=="11/24/18(Sat)13:09:41")

I think WTC5 was postponed to 2019, sadly. We're getting the OP very soon, though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2757273 && dateTime=="11/24/18(Sat)13:20:26")

Yes. Episode 9 and WTC 5 are scheduled for release at next summer's Comiket."

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2761259 && dateTime=="11/29/18(Thu)16:46:03")

And here it is.
What I'm wondering is if the main character is a boy or girl. I'm betting boy, but I'm hoping girl. Specifically I hope the main character is officially a boy, but with a plot twist that she was a girl all along and was just pretending for one reason or another."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2761302 && dateTime=="11/29/18(Thu)17:17:11")

Looks clearly like a girl to me.
And as promised, they went full sci-fi for this one. Many of the characters also seem to be indian or middle-eastern."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2761531 && dateTime=="11/29/18(Thu)21:03:16")

I'm also hoping Miyao is a girl. A cute tomboy as we deserve. People are saying s/he's clearly a boy, but I've always thought it was a female protag since the first time the design was revealed. Personally I'm not too excited for Ciconia right now, it doesn't seem to be my genre from the trailer, but who knows. I will definitely check it out."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2761570 && dateTime=="11/29/18(Thu)21:55:34")

that's just ange"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2766033 && dateTime=="12/05/18(Wed)17:59:18")

Because they both enjoy jumping off buildings?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2766175 && dateTime=="12/05/18(Wed)22:37:43" && image=="55818686_p0.png")

>she's pretty much the only one who'd ever be able to do that
What about Lambda? She frequently talks about wanting to lock Bern away in a cage and whatnot."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2766278 && dateTime=="12/06/18(Thu)02:24:47")

But she doesn't succeed. Bern and Lambda are equal in strength. Featherine is the only one with the power to overwhelm them both."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==2766373 && dateTime=="12/06/18(Thu)07:48:11")

Exactly. Lambda would love to dominate Bern, but she lacks the power to do so. Moreover, I don't think Bern would give her any satisfaction even if she managed to defeat her. She's too proud and dominant herself to accept even the idea of being submissive to somebody, so she'd never truly lose her attitude. Which is the exact reason why I suggested Featherine. Bern is already in a lower position to her, much to her disdain, and we know Featherine was the biggest cause of her suffering. Bern loathes her with every fiber of hers, but she's afraid of her immense power. It's clear what would happen if Featherine decided to "play" with her dear cat again. And why I love Bernkastel's strong personality, I'm very curious to see how she'd react in that situation."