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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "501582625";
String image = "infecteddoc.png";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)08:58:33";
String comment = ">post ITT to get your vaccine";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "501582392";
String image = "41dwqbWAydL._AC_.jpg";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)08:56:28";
String comment = "The perfect controller doesn't exis-";

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String fullTitle = "Animal Crossing New Horizon";
int postNumber = "501574848";
String image = "1585545806280.jpg";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)07:45:34";
String comment = "You bought your animal friends masks, right?";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "501588524";
String image = "One-Punch-Man-Workout.jpg";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:48:50";
String comment = "Does working out like Saitama actually works?";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "501584206";
String image = "siens.jpg";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:12:13";
String comment = "ATTENTION EVERYONE
I invented a cure for the virus.
But there is only enough antidote to go around for 100 people.
If you want to be cured, be QUICK and post itt, and you will you cured.";

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String fullTitle = "ITT: prove you're an oldfag";
int postNumber = "501570065";
String image = "save your excuses.png";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)06:59:53";
String comment = "prove it";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "501580369";
String image = "1582858665735.jpg";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)08:38:38";
String comment = "I can't be the only one who thinks that April's Fool jokes are getting worse and worse each year

This feels forced and not fun at all

Maybe I'm starting to grow out 4chan";

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String fullTitle = "Will you play FF:VII Remake?";
int postNumber = "501584580";
String image = "07b2629c54e837443d2cad4cc96a6859.jpg";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:15:26";
String comment = "";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "501585571";
String image = "1585432417736.gif";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:23:37";
String comment = "This board needs to stop being full of honosexuals.
You guys are disgusting.";

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String fullTitle = "RESEARCH TEAM THREAD";
int postNumber = "501580993";
String image = "1562613755620.jpg";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)08:44:24";
String comment = "HERE IS WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT THE VIRUS
>It spreads by replying to an infected person, maybe it spreads by being replied to
>No thread can prevent them from appearing
>infected individuals retain their former intelligence but are far more likely to intentionally spread the virus
>uncertain possibility that when the infection peaks it will permaban the infected, needs more evidence
REPORT YOUR OWN FINDINGS, AND DO NOT REPLY TO INFECTED PEOPLE
WE NEED TO FIND PATIENT ZERO";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "501581984";
String image = "15856073154351.jpg";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)08:52:49";
String comment = "Remidner that Jillfags are IMMUNE!";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "501587639";
String image = "C6BB7655-6954-4068-9CA3-3CBFD9DEEFE0.png";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:41:36";
String comment = "Rean Chads we win again

https://www.gematsu.com/2020/04/the-legend-of-heroes-trails-of-cold-steel-iv-coming-west-for-ps4-this-fall-switch-and-pc-in-2021";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "501585429";
String image = "rfJmZW0.jpg";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:22:27";
String comment = "Immunechads, how will we deal with the green menace?";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "501572409";
String image = "snapshot.jpg";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)07:22:13";
String comment = "Post yfw not infected";

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String fullTitle = "AVOID UNUSUAL BEHAVIOR";
int postNumber = "501563975";
String image = "Screenshot_2020-04-01-05-04-44.png";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)06:06:04";
String comment = ">BARRICADE YOUR HOMES
>AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH INFECTED INDIVIDUALS.
>SAVE YOUR (YOUS) CAUSE THEY AIN'T WORKIN.
https://youtu.be/Iqid90JR6BY";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "501585293";
String image = "107740508-a-pile-of-green-and-purple-capsual-pills.jpg";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:21:18";
String comment = "WORRY NOT, AFFLICTED!

I COME BEARING A CURE!";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "501577825";
String image = "1584200272092.jpg";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)08:14:20";
String comment = "How come some are more green than others?";

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String fullTitle = "Rockstar will donate 5% of GTA and Red Dead Online revenue toward COVID-19 relief efforts";
int postNumber = "501583591";
String image = "EUebuzJX0AEIdv1.png";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:07:01";
String comment = "It's funny when a greedy corporation can suddenly give more to the good cause than all of you sad hateful fucks combined. Makes you think.";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "501589039";
String image = "una_magica_avventura.jpg";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)09:52:32";
String comment = "Better than Doom Eternal.";

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String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "501561050";
String image = "542-5421626_r-at-master-jeb-wins-meme.jpg";
String date = "04/01/20(Wed)05:41:15";
String comment = "post yfw not infected";