import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/v/ - Video Games";
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

}
class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "438388727";
String image = "endings.png";
String date = "11/09/18(Fri)04:20:49";
String comment = "Which ending, /v/?";

}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438388752 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:21:19")

">>438388727
The one where I fuck your mother."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438388849 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:23:01")

">>438388727
Can't decide between good ending and chaos ending."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438388969 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:25:27")

">>438388727
Why can't there be porn, internet and video games in the good ending?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438388996 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:25:59")

"Humanity ending. I for one welcome my new gnostic overlord.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389059 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:27:13")

"where's the neutral ending";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389121 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:28:29")

"CHAOS CHAOS";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389157 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:29:27")

">>438388727
>Likely become used by The Bad Guy because it's The Bad Guy and I'm not an idiot who would trust it
>Mostly good ending, except having to abstain from the three things I enjoy most
>Fuck nonexistence, fuck no
>Become empowered by a god; even if war escalates, by definition humanity also has to thrive. But oooooh maybe someone we don't know has a evil plan as if ultra-thriving humans couldn't defeat them
Humanity Ending is the obvious choice, anyone who picks anything else is a fucking retard."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389190 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:30:13")

">>438388727
>Chaos ending
makes no sense to me. So you're an alien god now but everything is gone? So what are you gonna do, wank off into eternal empty space?
>Bad ending
has no point imo, you can do 'anything' but you will always be denied some things in life in virtue of being the ultimate evil and sacrificing friends and family, so an appropriate ending for degenerate psychos
>Humanity ending
It sucks.
>Good ending
I guess this is the best one but no idea why you'd be denied any entertainment or hobbies
All in all nice try OP but you're still a faggot"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389321 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:32:42")

">>438388727
Do I get to invade and fiddle with another dimension/timeline as an Eldritch Great Old One? If yes then I go with that. If not - Humanity ending."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389326 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:32:45" && image=="1533503283385.png")

"The humanity ending because we don't bow down to divine tyrants";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389352 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:33:17")

">>438388727
Bad ending, my family has gotta die some time, what is that compared to total power forever?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389406 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:34:19")

">>438389121
Lay it lay it down"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389413 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:34:25")

">>438388727
I would have gone with GOOD, but
>No video games
Why do celestials have to be such dicks? Demiurge can do whatever the fuck he wants, so long as I get my vidya."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389538 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:36:47")

">humanity
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389540 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:36:48")

">>438389190
>>438389321
Me thinks you could make your own personal universe/realm as an eldritch god and do your own thing so long as you didn't piss off outer god"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389562 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:37:19" && image=="f61.png")

">all endings have so called messiahs
never ever, ever. Plan C baby, maybe thats chaos idk."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389578 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:37:37" && image=="1541739933985.jpg")

">Humanity ending
Literally explain this shit to me Humanityfags
It's LITERALLY just real life, you do not gain anything, you aren't "humanity" and you also know violence WILL escalate, only the species will never kill itself as whole
You just created a world worse than real life for yourself but it's epic cause you tipped a fedora to all other deities but also it's a god that allowed you to make this choice??? It sounds like a huge scam for an evil god to thrive on endless war and you fell for it
What the fuck is the logic in picking this"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389705 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:39:41")

">>438389578
Humanityfags btfo"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389716 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:39:55" && image=="handsome_demi-fiend.gif")

">>438389538
This"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389759 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:40:46")

">>438389540
Fuckin' sweet. Chaos Ending it is then."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389782 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:41:09")

">>438389578
because if need be humanity can try and defeat that deity too"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389848 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:42:20")

">>438389540
>>438389759
You have to understand that as an eldritch God you will no longer think the same way as you do now.
You will essentially die because your mind will evolve into something infinitely larger and stranger than what you were before. You are sacrificing yourself to yourself to become a being far greater."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389882 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:42:57")

">>438389782
The last line literally implies this might not even be possible"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389935 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:43:49")

">>438389882
We can always try to find out"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389958 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:44:20")

">>438388727
>humanity ending is attained through a god's actions
That's not how it works you anuspit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389983 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:44:46")

">>438389848
Yes, I may cease to exist as my "current self" now but it is also possible that my memories will stay intact. But I already know what it is to be human. Not everyday you get the possibility of finding out what it is to be someone/something else. I am willing to take that risk."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389985 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:44:47")

">>438389882
TFW you play right into the plans of the greatest bad and kill all rival gods"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438389993 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:44:55")

">>438388727
Declare war on gods and kill them with nukes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438390086 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:46:53" && image=="1450491763571.png")

">>438388727
>he doesn't just slaughter all the gods and demons and leave humanity to its own devices"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438390165 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:48:46")

">>438389935
Well let's say you do and the deity is killed
>Nothing guarantees violence won't escalate
>You did NOT gain free will because either you already had it and decided to kill the god or you are still playing into someone's game by killing it
>World still the same and your life is unaffected
Remind me again why you picked Humanity over the ending granting you and the whole planet happyness, a healthy life and almost any choice you want except vidya internet and porn???"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438390187 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:49:16" && image=="12355724582712456.jpg")

"Humanity Ending is the only way to go";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438390281 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:51:00")

">>438388727
the good ending so i can finally get my shit together"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438390315 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:51:37")

">>438389993
Reminds me of an old web literature called 'the Salvation War' where humanity declares war on Heaven and Hell and defeat them both with modern military tech, even police in Singapore beat a demon to death with batons because it litters and God gets killed by a nuke."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438390420 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:53:22")

">>438388727
Chaos ending"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438390530 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:55:23")

">>438389321
>>438389326
>>438389993
>>438390086
>>438390187
>when your choice for the future of your world species and family is between meaningless chaos and violence and eternal happyness but you're an angsty teen so you gladly doom everyone just so you can be smug about it
Based retards
If you want everything to suck why not just pick Chaos ending and create your very own waifu universe where you can jerk off all day?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438390634 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:57:18")

">>438390530
But anon, I am going Chaos to create a universe where nothing would ever suck."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438390685 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:58:16")

">>438390315
sounds pretty gay"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438390698 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:58:37")

">>438390530
but killing every god and demon is the optimal choice, as it will literally ensure the future for humanity
it will be the humanity ending but yaldabaoth is also dead and you WILL have TRUE freedom"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438390748 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:59:36")

">>438388727
id go with the humanity ending, yaldabaoth looks the realest motherfucker of them all"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438390770 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:00:00" && image=="pillage him.jpg")

">>438388727
Fuck off Yabbadabbadoo"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438390947 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:03:22")

">>438390634
But you can literally just pick Good ending for that and you won't have killed all of reality too

>>438390698
>optimal choice
>I could have salvation happyness and a long life, but it's WROOONG because a gd has granted this to me! Instead I will rebel against them so i can have true freedom, the freedom of millions dying to illness, war and suicide. It's ok cause you have freedom though, we did it humanity!
If you were to classify yourself as a primate what type of retarded monkey would you pick?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438390965 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:03:47" && image=="1379412623261.jpg")

"Chaos of course!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391020 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:04:57")

">>438388727
which ending has me fucking the fat tittied chick I've been questing with the entire time"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391026 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:05:04")

">>438390947
>But you can literally just pick Good ending for that and you won't have killed all of reality too
But then the reality would lack video games. It isn't "good ending" that I envision."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391070 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:05:51")

">>438390947
What's keeping the god from going back on their word and rescinding all their boons to humanity? Their undying love? Please, they obviously have ulterior motives, and no being should wield such power in the first place. Eliminating such a being is in everyone's best interest."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391102 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:06:27")

">>438390947
t. brainwashed church boy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391104 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:06:31" && image=="gore.png")

">not choosing humanity
>underestimating what humanity is capable of
>not letting humanity control itself, overcoming every obstacle"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391184 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:07:57")

">>438391104
the humanity ending in OP is overseen by a god though
and it's that shitter yaldabaoth too
real humanity ending is just killing all of them ending gods"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391258 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:09:11")

">>438388969
Because its perfect otherwise."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391396 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:11:54")

">>438391070
Literal paranoia, you serve now the god dedicated to all good but that's not enough for your sick mind, you would gain everything you could ever need but somehow that would still raise suspicion in your mind that somehow this deity had something to gain from it? So your reasoning is to kill them

>>438391102
Nice argument human ape

>>438391104
There's nothing to overcome in that ending except humanity's own cruelty to itself, which might never happen in all likelyhood
Even so, you aren't "humanity", you will suffer and be forgotten into oblivion like every cog in the machine"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391614 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:16:01" && image=="1515270170091.png")

"I want my eternal space harem where cumming doesnt make babies unless I say so which will be never. Idk which one that is im guessing its chaos.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391641 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:16:30" && image=="1468501738387.jpg")

"NO GODS

NO MASTERS

ONLY MAN"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391718 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:17:55")

">>438391396
As long as an entity has a monopoly on power they are a constant threat
spreading your buttcheeks open for them is not an answer since that doesn't guarantee your future, since they have no obligation to help humanity in the first place, not even if we praise them
they can doom us in the blink of an eye, so nuking them first is the best option"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391784 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:19:23")

"Humanity is just the canon setup to the sequel";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391828 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:20:16")

">>438391718
Why would they harm you if you aren't a thread and haven'[t done it already

This is why you are incel your paranoid manlet fishface fuck"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391923 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:22:07")

">>438391396
So you would prefer to eternaly suck eldrich dick instead of having any free will, and do anything your new master wants you to do."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391958 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:23:01" && image=="negrophilia.png")

">>438391923
obsessed with penis

just sissify yourself faggo"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391984 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:23:41")

">>438391828
because they're a being of immense power they can do whatever the fuck they want
they can rape your family and your dog and get away with it for being """""divine"""""
being a slave to a greater being's will is literally for cucks
you aren't a cuck, are you?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438391996 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:23:50")

"Didn't even fucking read what the endings were about, Humanity ending, all the way, everytime, in every game.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392008 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:24:07" && image=="1537936876379.gif")

"True Humanity ending where you kick all of their asses at once.
Even that Demiurge guy.
Fuck you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392087 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:25:32")

">>438391984
>they can
doesn't mean
>they will
and if they own the universe that means they enter a more stable state and it is highly impossible they have a reason to eliminate humankind if they didn't

You're schizo and OBSESSED, PROFESS your love for BBC"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392175 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:27:06")

">>438388727
Hah, fuck it, Chaos ending.

Hell most games don't have anything as compelling as just one of these endings, so I wouldn't be unhappy with any of them. Apart from the Demiurge ending that's pretty boring."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392219 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:28:00")

">>438388727
Bad ending
>Use ultimate power to do whatever I want
>Revive the millions that died
>Revive my friends and family
>Restore the world
>Free myself from the Dark Lord and destroy him completely and utterly
>Convince the Forces of Good to stop hunting me
>Restore my dog's love
>Turn light lord into my bimbo love slave
This is what happens when you give us absolute power, anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392249 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:28:35")

">>438391718
Not even humanity wants to save itself
A benevolent god is a much better option even if it MIGHT turn ugly in some hypothetical and without evidence oe clue-scenario because choosing Humanity fucking GUARANTEES your life will be unfair and miserable with no salvation to be found, dimwit

>>438391923
All you have to do to gain everything is not be evil
If this is so disgusting in your mind then you deserve your Humanity ending perhaps. Go ahead and embrace your dissolution, see how happy you will be.

>>438391984
You are comparing a deity's aspects with a human base desires
Even so, why don't you rebel and kill them if they enslave you? Aren't you a strong independent human that wants to earn his freedom?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392260 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:28:46")

">>438392087
>>they can
>doesn't mean
>>they will
it sure doesn't
it means they can
do you like it when someone can fuck your shit up at a moment's notice? They have all the power, can you even trust them to NOT fuck your shit up?
You're a toy for them to play with, they don't care for you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392334 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:30:12")

">>438392260
>they don't care for you
AGAIN another baseless assumtion
Which was somehow concocted by your mind AFTER knowing you have been granted eternal happyness and health and the power to do anything so long as its not sin.
S C H I Z O I D"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392341 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:30:19")

">>438388727
true demon ofc"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392362 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:30:40" && image=="1528765728639.png")

">>438388727
The one where I press the power button to turn off the game"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392393 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:31:07")

">>438392334
nice name-calling
spread your butt-cheeks for your god now, he's going in dry"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392405 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:31:24")

">>438388727
Humanyty ending all the way."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392417 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:31:33" && image=="pic.png")

"Evil ending - Based and redpilled, ascended
Good ending - Good if you're not a weakwilled addicted-to-media subhuman, for the doubly ascended
Chaos ending - Power fantasy for unempowered nerds

Humanity ending - subhuman incels serving normies that don't give them a second glance at parties out of a pathetic servile instinct"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392429 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:31:46")

">>438388727
How is nonexistence a bad thing again?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392479 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:32:36")

">>438392393
If you were so obsessed with not being a cuck you'd take the evil ending
If you can't fuck the dark lord when it comes to that you're the bitch not me nigger"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392486 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:32:40")

">>438392393
>when you ignore the rest of my argument and resort to name calling alone despite calling out my name calling
angsty angsty anon

>>438392417
Based and redpilled
muh humanity"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392578 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:34:40")

">>438392486
>name-calling
you probably need to check your definitions again, retard
^see that's name-calling right there"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392612 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:35:09" && image=="3rpkvd8b4iiz.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392627 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:35:29")

">pretending to be retarded after being BTFO by good/evil chads
The absolute state of humanityfags on this board"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392671 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:36:03")

">>438388727
>bad ending
>do what i want
>undo everthing bad in this ending
>distroy all gods
>make an actual after life
>premote better life styles onto man without pushing it
>push everyone to get gud at games and have active shaming on those who dont fit the /v or video game life style"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392753 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:37:29")

">>438392219
>t.Anakin"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438392883 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:39:56" && image=="1515037295942.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438393026 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:42:48" && image=="1378001628313.png")

"Happiness exists because suffering exists. An eternity of happiness or suffering is a lie offered by beings that do not understand the human condition. By accepting something like that, you consent to becoming non-human. You will no longer be yourself. Humanity must forge its own path and cast away such influences.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438393145 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:45:21")

">>438391184
>implying we can't just kill god"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438393169 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:45:58" && image=="pic.png")

"BTFO";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438393192 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:46:25")

">>438392008
This.
Our lives are for our own. No one dictates your fate but you. Humanity rise up...."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438393224 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:47:11")

">>438393145
didn't I say we kill all of them?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438393356 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:50:19")

">>438393169
whow that epic"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438393427 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:51:27")

">>438393169
Holy fucking BASED
I like even in the original picture the Chad endings are standing above the shitty ones vertically"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438393464 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:52:10")

">>438388727

Bad Ending all the way.

>no friends, don't care about family, dog died years ago
>what are the Forces of Good going to do to me when I've already got ultimate power? give me a stern talking-to?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438393612 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:55:06")

">>438388727
>war and violence shall increase
>violence has escalated
smilingslav.jpg"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438393807 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:58:35")

">>438388727
>no kemoshota ending"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438394019 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:02:59")

">>438388727
Anyone got any more of these?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438394075 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:04:15")

">>438388727
Dagoth Ur is based I'll take him."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438394227 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:07:14")

">Bad ending
Might be cool for a while because of your cool power, but would get really boring after a while. Would probably go after the dark lord or seek for death.

>Good ending
Might seem perfect at first, but you live in a false reality and you are ruled by a tyrant. This ending basically lets the world continue as it is.

>Chaos ending
Really interresting because you will become a higher form of existence and you would probably enjoy being a great old one.

>Humanity ending
Boosts humanity, but at the possible cost of free will and we probably live in the fake reality of the demiurge.

Chaos ending seems like the best 1 follow by good and then humanity with the bad ending being the worst."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438394524 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:12:26")

">>438388727
based chaos"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438394852 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:18:29")

">>438388727
Chaos ending, being an eldritch god sounds amazing"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438394978 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:21:01")

">no ending where it's just you and your pet dog fishing on a sunny day
>no big titty moth gf ending
>no truly neutral ending where you help nobody, not even the human race, and assist only yourself
>no ending where you become king of all these gods"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438395776 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:35:24")

">be best friend of everyone
>suddenly betray everyone and go the bad sie
>defeat all of my "ex-friends"
>get promoted to see Evil McDarkface
>betray my enemies and defeat them all
>become the one true god/king of everything.
> Evil McDarkface it's my fuckhole now.
This is the best ending If the good ending doesn't get you all that you wanted. [Thid it's actually an ending on a few games]"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438395893 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:37:26")

">>438389578
>Humanity Ending
>Humans gain universal supremacy
>As a collective force of nature humanity essentially BECOMES the one true god

Sounds fucking rad"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438395991 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:39:28" && image=="1513647126206.png")

">>438388727
>Humanity
So when are we conquering Heaven and Hell and integrating angelic babes & demonic hotties into our lives?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396020 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:40:01")

">letting a God control humanity
Fuck off, humanity should have the right to control its own destiny, even if that leads to doom
I reject the pure, the impure, the eldritch and the Demiurge. I pick free will, porn and videogames"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396054 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:40:38")

">>438388727
>Your pet dog hates you
Bullshit, unless you abuse your dog they would defend you to their last breath, even if you were trying to destroy all life on Earth. Dogs are eternally based and loyal."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396065 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:40:50")

">>438390165
>over the ending granting you and the whole planet happyness
boooring
there's no point if no one if everything remains the status quo, where am i going to get my /v/ shitposts from?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396432 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:46:29")

"Based SMT bros that understand that Gods should fuck themselves, including the Demiurge.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396497 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:47:37")

"Bad ending, who the fuck would pick anything else?
>Literally gives you ability to do and have anything you want
>Family and friends die but you can just replace them while in disguise
>Fuck pets lmao"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396567 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:48:48")

">>438396054
You will eventually come to a crossroads when you and your dog realize that calling him a good boy now takes on a very different meaning.

>Do I still call him a good boy?
>He behaved to my likings but the concept of good is disgusting
>But if I call him a bad boy, what does it mean?
>Do I really want him to act like me?
>Is showing him love taboo now?


>Why doesn't he call me a good boy anymore?
>Did I do something to make him mad at me?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396602 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:49:21" && image=="1356570146335.jpg")

">>438388727
Humanity Ending or bust faggots."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396620 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:49:50")

">>438388727
good ending ez"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396671 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:50:43")

">>438396054
Cats are more loyal desu"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396679 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:50:50")

">>438396567
The true bond between a man and his dog requires no words."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396736 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:51:32")

">>438396497
>>Fuck pets lmao
NOW YOU'VE REALLY CROSSED THE LINE"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396819 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:52:33")

">>438388727
>Yaldabaoth
I'm not believing this nigga's lies"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396848 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:53:02")

">>438389578
Humanity ending is the best when you consider the shit drawbacks.
>Dog hates you
no
>No porn
no
>destroyed universe
no
Might as well see where humanity goes, if you hate your life that much go ahead, but I'd like to see where star wars with no aliens goes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396879 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:53:30")

">ultimate power
>can do anything you want
>can have anything you want
This makes all the negatives pointless, bad ending always"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396936 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:54:29" && image=="1517729574653.png")

">>438396497
>being the dark lord's cocksleeve"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438396975 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:55:07")

">>438396879
>ultimate power
Nobody you love is alive.
>can do anything you want
Except browse the internet or fap.
>can have anything you want
Except emotions and interactions with normal humans."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397054 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:56:17")

">>438393464
You still have to take the dark lord duck like pênis time to time"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397057 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:56:18")

">>438394227
>This ending basically lets the world continue as it is.
what country do you live in?
your head i'd wager!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397116 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:57:10")

">>438396879
But after thousands of years of carnal pleasures all you'll desire is true love. Someone who'll see the person behind the darklord."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397119 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:57:11")

">>438388727
Humanity, because every other ending is for some kind of edgy fag or other."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397149 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:57:37" && image=="1465791615777.jpg")

">>438395991
>forgetting about eldritch cuties"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397156 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:57:47")

">>438397119
Except humanity is the edgies of all, what are you high?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397180 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:58:15")

">>438396975
>Except browse the internet or fap.
Makes me wonder what kind of threads there'd be on here in the event of an apocalypse"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397204 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:58:35")

">>438397116
>can have ANYTHING you want
I don't see true love being excluded."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397236 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:59:09")

">>438397156
>kill everyone you love
>kill everyone
>eternal blueballs
>star wars
sure"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397248 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:59:21")

">>438397180
HellMOO, STALKER, and Unteralterbach threads all over /v/."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397271 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:59:44")

">>438397156
>Letting everyone continue to live their lives is edgy

???"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397373 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:01:24")

">>438397149
Eldritch cuties don't actually like to cuddle. That's just some weak shit that humans made. They just like to float in the void and everyonce in a while encompass everything."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397382 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:01:28")

"Where is the ending where I achieve gnosis and spiritually ascend to be one with god and leave the literally worthless material realm behind";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397385 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:01:32")

"Universe is going to end eventually anyways, chaos ending allows me to prevent everyone from being trapped in some shitty afterlife and also I get to be a great old one.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397475 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:02:58")

">>438397156
>humanity gets a golden age and get to stay the way they are, regardless if free will exists or not
>godlike being that will support humanity does so without demanding tribute or faith
Literally no downsides. Who the fuck cares if free will exists or not? The scope of the wars and violence that will occur as a result of the advances people will make will only be proportional to "massive" localized wars probably spanning solar systems, if not specific galaxy spiral arms (which if humanity rules the universe is immensely miniscule and negligible anyway)."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397502 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:03:26")

">>438388727
I don't know how this thread got as pathetic as it did but it's too late to do anything now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397515 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:03:38")

">>438397116
I don't see how I can't have those things since I have ultimate power."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397652 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:05:45")

">>438397515
everyone you love dies"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397829 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:08:53")

">>438397652
U L T I M A T E P O W E R
I can resurrect them"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397832 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:08:54")

">>438388727
Gotta go with good. This whole journey started cause some dipshit left the front door open while I was in the bathroom causing my blind dog to get out the house."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438397845 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:09:05")

">>438397515
>>438397204

It'll always be initiated by you. Just you using the other person as a puppet to your whim. If you want a hypnotized zombie, by all means, but you'll never be actually liked, accepted, or understood by someone else, out of their own free will.


You will never feel butterflies in your stomach"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438398036 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:12:07")

">>438397829
>bitch of the dark lord
>dog will hate you no matter what
>good always after you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438398062 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:12:26")

">>438392417
swap chaos with good and you'd be right"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438398064 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:12:27" && image=="1353822282411.png")

">>438397652
Time heals all wounds, anon. The worst thing about immortality isn't everyone dying. The worst thing about immortality is that you won't. If you don't find a way to get the fuck off the planet, you get to enjoy getting catapulted off the planet after the world gets destroyed billions of years later, and then you get to enjoy spinning around in space at high speed for all eternity as the likelihood of actually hitting anything is incredibly minuscule and is decreasing as the universe is always expanding.

Then while you're still suffering in space, you get to suffer from the lack of oxygen and suffer from decompression sickness, suffocation, etc. for eternity. If you're still conscious throughout all of this, you get to enjoy living in the absence of anything when the universe itself does eventually die off."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438398148 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:13:52" && image=="010.png")

">>438397373
>Eldritch cuties don't actually like to cuddle.
But that's wrong, they love it.
They just need to be careful to not squish the man in the progress."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438398325 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:17:09")

">>438397845
Take a visit to /d/ and tell me that it's not possible for people to love all-powerful monsters."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438398761 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:24:50")

">>438398148
cute"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438399030 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:29:30" && image=="1507886053175.jpg")

">get Bad end
>force vidya devs to make your dream games and make every night friday night"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438399591 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:39:14")

">>438390698
Shackled by the material realm is a far, far cry from freedom, brainlet."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438399982 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:45:37" && image=="1500492621628.gif")

"Christ the world really is fucked if the majority of the answers here are being honest
>No one is picking the good ending because no internet, porn or sinning
You never even stopped to consider how little internet you'll be browsing when you turn 45? Or how much porn is unnecessary when you have a girlfriend finally.

Choice 1 fucks the world, makes you a king but you're ruling dust.
Choice 3 kills everything and will be like taking an endless dose of LSD. You wouldn't even be yourself.
Choice 4 is the absolute gayest. Look at the world right now, then give people a slight more reason to resort to violence over anything. I'll admit I'm bias because we've already fucked this beautiful planet, and the genocide that has taken place in the past 200,000 years is worse than any devastation.

Just pick option 2? Seraph are cool as fuck. if you're basing your bias of divine rulers off shin Megami tensei then re-evaluate that. It's the best ending. Try and debate me."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438400164 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:48:51")

">>438399982
No video games suck."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438400371 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:52:31")

">>438399982
>the genocide that has taken place in the past 200,000 years is worse than any devastation.
Survival of the fittest, faggot. If other animals can't adapt to us, they deserve to either die out or become domesticated. Choice 4 is the best as we won't need to care about this planet we're ruining anymore when we have the whole universe as our clay to use as we see fit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438400408 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:53:00")

">>438399982
I don't give a fuck about everyone else."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438400558 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:55:55")

">>438388727
Good ending. The others are shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438400637 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:57:09")

">>438399982
>work
>fatigue from work
>fatigue from age
>political/corporate bullshit that kills the internet
These are the only reasons anons would stop using the internet.
>b-but you get a girlfriend
I could get my fucking waifu with the other options, fuck whatever 3dpd missionary-only-for-the-sole-purpose-of-procreation shit the good option would give me. It definitely isn't worth losing practically everything else."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438400660 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:57:31")

">>438400558
>calling something shit
uh oh, sinning, your cuck god doesn't allow that lamo"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438400918 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:01:23")

">>438400164
>I'm gonna destroy a portion of the planet for the dark lord/make violence and war more common than it already is/destroy literally everything because I don't want to stop playing Vidya

That's a funny answer, but if I had friends, a full time job and goals I'm sure I would be dropping video games. He'll just being busier doing something I love is reason enough to drop video games and the internet.
With this you can have a wife and travel the world. No guilt whatsoever.

>>438400371
>Genocide the caribou to starve an entire people out of land
>Use germ warfare to kill 80% of 70 million native American Latinos in America.
>you have a Eurocentric hivemind and you can't even think critical of what we did, you just think it's glorious and justified.

Wolves adjust their feeding habits proportional to the amount of food in the area. If there are too many deer they will take advantage of that, but they don't go on a frenzy and devastate the land, unlike us.
There used to be so many birds that they would cover the sky like clouds, now? We barely see 50 at any given time
talk to any person older than 50, they will tell you that you couldn't walk in a forest without stepping over a rabbit.
That wasn't survival. That was genocide, literally. It isn't justified."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438401117 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:04:44")

">>438400660
That's not sinning, you're just hating me for telling the truth. Like Jesus."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438401174 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:05:34")

">>438400637
I don't know what you think counts for sinning. But you just sound like you dislike reality. You probably are so far removed from taking the question seriously so whatever you say will probably just be based off delusions of grandeur and a sense of inadequacy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438401364 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:08:42")

">>438401174
Read your comment out loud and tell me you don't come off as a retard who just finished philosophy 101, because you're making a whole lot of assumptions.
You sound like someone who's never had happiness in life and can only see the "end result" of things, so to someone as soulless and depressed as you, the good ending must sound very appealing with it's rigid lifestyle."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438401427 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:09:46")

">>438388727
true ending: we kill all the gods and become the best god to ever god, like that magical girls' suffering show ended."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438401465 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:10:20")

">>438401174
>be based off delusions of grandeur
Like yours aren't? What makes you think you aren't constantly sinning from the moment you are born? That faggot light god could bust your balls at any moment, and you couldn't do shit about it because it was 'just'. There's nothing realistic about having your entire life defined by arbitrary rules that some other faggot is in charge of because "lol he's god"."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438401804 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:16:15")

"ONE MORE GOD REJECTED";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438401913 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:17:57" && image=="hqdefault.jpg")

">>438388727
CHAOS CHAOS"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438401931 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:18:12")

">>438400918
And now because their food sources are running out, wolf populations are decreasing. However, coyote populations are actually increasing because they learned to adapt to people and are making their way into suburbs and cities. Raccoon populations are increasing and spreading all over the globe because they take advantage of our waste and with a lack of predators in cities, they thrive. The animals that refuse to change and adapt will die and those that do will survive and thrive, anon. What differentiates us from the rest of the animals is that we change our environment to suit our wants and our needs, rather than us accommodating to nature based solely on our needs. We kill animals by the millions all the time anon, even in the defense of nature. When an invasive species encroaches into another part of the world, we kill that species by the millions, yet you're implying that too is wrong. What charges us with the responsibility toward the wildlife of the planet save our own guilty conscious for the continued manipulation of the environment to our benefit?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402012 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:19:33" && image=="23270429_2065403213671791_8612402338850243117_o.png.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402079 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:20:38")

">>438401364
lmao where the fuck do you think you are. This whole question is based off ethics. You're the one who chose
>I'm gonna destroy a portion of the planet for the dark lord/make violence and war more common than it already is/destroy literally everything because I don't care about women I want to make my own woman
Just explain to me how that's losing anything? Internet, video games and a lack of sinning aren't your life. It shouldn't be, can you consider what you would be like if you didn't have those. There are loads of other shit you can do besides being online. it's objectively the best ending than the others and it requires barely any sacrifice."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402164 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:22:11")

">>438402079
Good and chaos are the only choices the take things away objectively. You can absolutely no longer do many things with those options. It's not just ethics"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402180 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:22:25")

">>438401931
>Lmao we're killing everything when we don't need to and you say that's wrong??
Also that whole "racoons and coyotes are thriving in cities!" Argument is galaxy brain tiers of thinking. Good job anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402185 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:22:31" && image=="18EE3D05-C8B9-487B-BF97-812BF021CD70.jpg")

"ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
NO REASONS
IGNORE REASONS
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
NO REASONS
IGNORE REASONS
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
NO REASONS
IGNORE REASONS
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
NO REASONS
IGNORE REASONS"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402327 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:24:58" && image=="F3236D8D-BED6-447C-BAE6-FF4BA67F75BB.png")

">>438388727
>Not going Humanity
>Not gonng SMT style Chaos"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402374 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:25:37")

">>438402164
Depends on which religion we're talking about here, or if it's just a new one with more arbitrary choices. I'm not saying it's Christian, or Buddhist or Islamic. Whatever it is it's better than destroying, or worse giving people more chances to kill some more."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402383 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:25:44")

">>438402012
Wrong pic 4chan what the fuck"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402485 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:27:25")

">>438388727
>Picking Law
>Picking auwful as Chaos choice
Humanity it is"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402542 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:28:18")

">>438402374
No sinning means you can no longer do whatever those sins are. The only scenario this doesn't matter is when there are no actual sins, yet sinning itself is still forbidden.
They're still the only choices that are restrictive."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402658 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:30:07" && image=="1533755477600.png")

">>438402079
Violence and war only occur more often because humanity spreads across the cosmos. If you've got septillions upon septillions upon septillions of humans fucking around, no shit there's going to a fuckton of wars."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402698 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:30:42")

">>438402542
Good job saying the same thing 4 times"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402802 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:32:28" && image=="1522560962827.jpg")

"Just kill yabadabadoo and get the power in human hands boyo";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402832 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:32:57" && image=="f7de77d7-b0c8-4317-818e-abd69c5ba712.gif")

">>438402658
If there's no humans or any civilization then that's the best outcome to me desu. No wars, just animals being free to do what they want without senseless systematic genocide"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402912 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:34:09" && image=="710A539F-E277-433E-B9D3-E71C2692C73A.png")

">Not killing everything in a Omnicide and recreate everything in the Image of Humanity and let them have their way";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402957 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:34:51")

">>438388727
In the chaos ending couldn't I simply remake reality?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402958 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:34:50" && image=="1526638186277.png")

">become powerful demon/angel/elder thingy
>or what we have now but more of it
why is the fourth one even there?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438402979 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:35:11")

">>438402542
When you're an angel you're sinless. It isn't a matter of self restraint. If you ever read Mark Twain's: mysterious stranger an angel can't sin, they don't know how to."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403069 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:36:21")

">>438402698
That's what it takes to get the point across to a soulless husk who would sacrifice what little of their free will exists to be a good boy for big brother"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403148 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:37:26")

">>438402658
Maybe humans don't have a place in the equation. We're worse than locusts when it comes to consuming and shittinf on the only good parts of the world."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403162 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:37:37" && image=="802D655B-5492-41BF-9D91-6F38A490F0E5.png")

"Humanity or bust(Aka Nothingness )";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403309 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:39:43" && image=="1541451702463.png")

">>438388727
>picking humanity ending and empowering all other humans after you did all the work to get to the ending
Fucking cucks. Chaos for life."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403318 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:39:49")

">>438403069
Lmao is discipline better than destroying the world/universe in 3 different flavours? Could you tip your fedora any harder.
I would take the self sacrifice ending any time for a greater good because I'm not a selfish husk"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403327 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:39:53")

">>438402958
because you lose your family in the first scenario, can't use the internet/porn in the second and lose everything in the third. the fourth is the only seriously pickable one, which makes OP and his picture a fag"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403347 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:40:08")

">>438402979
So not only are you restricting yourself, you're wiping the very idea of being restricted in the first place out of your mind.
That's debatabley worse than just being restricted."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403380 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:40:33" && image=="You are wrong.png")

">>438403148
>>438402832
>Nature is like, more peaceful and kind than people, man

You aren't very familiar with nature."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403454 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:41:47")

">>438403318
>destroying the world/universe
What part of
>Humans shall thrive and rule the universe
makes you think the universe will be destroyed? It's a fact humans will continue to exist and thrive.
You must really hate yourself"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403481 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:42:14")

">>438389157
>Fuck nonexistence, fuck no
Would love it but I have to be a fucking god instead when I go with chaos. Humanity or good then."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403512 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:42:41")

">>438397054
So he goes from no friends and family to having ultimate power and a BF? Sounds like a good deal to me."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403520 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:42:46")

">>438403327
Fourth comes with the knowledge that humans will destroy even more, and resort to violence over everything. That's basically the same if not worse than the bad and chaos ending because it leads to a scenario where humans spread out and destroy other livable planets with our bullshit.
How is
>No internet or porn or Vidya :(
Even a fucking consideration."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403642 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:44:32")

">>438403454
Because war, because genocide. You've proved how bad you treading comprehension is many times but you're literally ignoring the option saying that war and violence becomes way more common than it already is and if you've been living under a rock your whole life we already have too much of it.

You're fucking naive kid, fuck off"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403668 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:44:49")

"No God or Kings";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403703 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:45:23")

">>438388727
>Good ending.
>No Videogames.
Absolutely redonculous!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403710 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:45:31")

">>438389157
are you really just gonna play into the Demiurge's hands like that?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403758 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:45:56")

">>438403380
You lack reading comprehension. And I stand by what I said.
Man is inherently violent and evil. If there was an option to wipe humanity out and keep the peace I'd take it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403776 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:46:21")

">>438403642
>b-because violence!
The universe still goes on regardless."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403793 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:46:30" && image=="1511290339264.gif")

">>438402832
Our demise would be more tragic than that of any other species in the history of Earth. Humanity is truly unique and the likes of us will not be seen again."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438403795 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:46:34")

">>438388727
Tell em to fuck off, install the endless dance of existence instead. You get to be everyone and do everything."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404082 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:50:53")

">>438403758
Only defective and abused humans are cruel and pointlessly violent."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404141 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:51:45")

">>438403758
>Man, the most empathetic species on the planet
>The only species with a concept of evil
>The only species to actively suppress violence

Again, you don't know anything about nature."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404169 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:52:16")

">>438388727
chaos"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404340 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:55:10")

">>438388727
Humanity ending seems to have an extra boss tacked on, which may give the true ending."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404354 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:55:25")

">>438403793
Humans have killed so many unique species and entire families off the planet and there is absolutely nothing to show for it
There's no justification for any of this. Sure I know my perspective is extreme, and I wouldn't act on trying to end humanity. I'm saying that humans have no purpose, and the shit that some of us did was not for survival, but for just blind greed and hatred.
There's literally no turning back from killing this planet if we're alive and I've accepted that. eco terrorists don't get anything accomplished so I'm not acting on anything. But if humans were gone than so much more life would come back. Birds covering the sky an all that.
There's a really retarded "humanity fuck yeah" meme going around that was meant to be a joke but now you have idiots unironically think a genocide of an entire species is justified if it's for the life of 5 people."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404424 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:56:26")

">>438388727
>Not picking Humanity
Ignore Reasons"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404445 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:56:51")

">>438388727
>Humanity Thrives and rules the universe
This alone makes it a no brainer."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404493 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:57:32")

">>438404082
I'm not going to bother telling how or why I disagree with you. I just want you to think about what you just said and maybe cross reference that with history and current affairs."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404575 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:58:49")

">>438392249
But anon, it says only 3 things go missing. No Vidya No Pron and No Internet. Sinning depends on what it decides is classified as such. For example, No internet and no games, sounds like one of those "Lol it's good but not really" things to add. I would never see games or the ability to access information and interact with people on a global scale, a bad thing, Only one you'd be able to advocate for is porn, and even then people would likely look for ways to do so, unless you remove the need for reproduction."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404578 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:58:49")

">>438404354
>Humans have killed so many unique species
Humanity may have killed more than most but others do the same, even mother nature herself decides to kill off entire species on a whim. It certainly wasn't a bunch of spearchuckers that killed the dinosaurs.
>there is absolutely nothing to show for it
Humanity is the only hope this planet has for life to survive the planet's eventual destruction."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404590 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)08:59:00")

">>438403309
I feel you but
>chaos
>letting the prime enemy of humanity have his way
Nah"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404765 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:01:43")

">>438404141
Lmao
Yeah the most empathetic species genocides the caribou to starve more empathetic native Americans.
How the fuck do you seriously grow up past 16 and not remember anything that humans did just for comfort and laziness alone. Empathetic my ass. Fuck you buddy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404789 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:02:02")

">>438389562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RiHmQcHa84"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404823 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:02:25")

">>438388727
>Nonexistance
>End of life
>This is somehow what chaos gods would want
Why do people and fictional media think that Chaos Gods would want the 2 things that would bring order to pretty much everything?
You would think that the chaos god would want the one thing that fights against the orderly.
Like what would the surface of the Earth look like without any life, let alone humans?
You would think that order gods would want to destroy life since life is inherently chaotic"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404938 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:03:58" && image=="tfw_no_gods_to_reject.png")

">not punching all the gods in the face";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404946 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:04:03")

">>438388727
Chaos always"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438404975 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:04:18")

">>438404354
Nigger we are the ONLY species to ever try and protect biodiversity. The most damaging acts we have ever committed to that end, have been the introduction of OTHER species into new environments, which have thrown off the balance of nature. Every other species in existence will eat, kill, and destroy until outside factors limit its growth.

As for meaning, we are the only species to try and obtain such a thing, to look beyond emotional rewards and try and find a purpose in what is nothing more than a cycle of energy conversion. Animal live for no other reason than to survive and make more of themselves.

And killing the planet? You have a hugely inflated sense of our capabilities. We could scour this earth with every nuclear weapon, we had, spread for maximum damage, and we could dedicate our species to converting everything into useless waste, but we will never be able to stop life, because life is in every corner, and life will always adapt. We can not "kill" our planet, we can only ever make it uninhabitable for our own species."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405045 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:05:33")

">>438404354
>there is absolutely nothing to show for it
Apart from blazing fast technological, medical, scientific and economic development which has enriched the lives of billions? Things have never been better for us.

>>438404765
Most empathetic != saintly."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405070 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:05:58" && image=="Death_slaad-5e.jpg")

">>438388727
CHOS"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405079 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:06:05")

">>438404578
>even mother nature herself decides to kill off entire species on a whim
What the fuck are you talking about. Nature isn't a person, it isn't a decision and it isn't Ona whim??? Are you basing this off fucking world of Warcraft?
A species can die from a lack of food or an invasive species, but there has never been an animal like us that systematically wipes out billions of animals. Animals kill when they HAVE to, we kill when we think we need to, it's not the same.
Also I don't know what retarded delusion you have. But the earth is dying because of humans, we aren't saviours. What the fuck are you talking about"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405112 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:06:27")

">>438390530
>goodfags
Go suck some God dick if you like to serve someone so much"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405408 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:10:22")

">>438404765
>Animals kill when they HAVE to, we kill when we think we need to, it's not the same.
You clearly haven't a fucking clue what you're talking about. Do you have any idea how many animals kill for fun? How many males kill their own offspring because it makes females ready to mate again earlier? How many animals will just rape each other to death?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405432 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:10:44")

">>438405045
>The lives of a few million are doing pretty good!
No. The billions of birds in America and lives of million of species are more valuable than 1 consumer who has an iPhone. Technology means nothing. 5 people working for a dollar a week made that phone"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405439 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:10:49")

">>438405079
Animals can also kill on a whim though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405518 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:11:50")

">>438405408
Feel free to tell me then retard."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405553 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:12:14")

">>438405432
Technology's the reason you're having this conversation, were educated and didn't starve to death."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405638 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:13:08")

">>438388727
the one where i become a secret final boss that's stronger than all gods/demons or whatever"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405674 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:13:44")

">>438405553
>You complain about society but you are in society! what now huh?
Nice argument you fucking moron."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405778 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:15:05")

">>438405432
>The billions of birds in America and lives of million of species are more valuable than 1 consumer who has an iPhone
No it's not because that costumer's a human"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405860 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:16:04")

">>438405079
>Nature isn't a person
You think because I attached mother before nature that I meant it as a person? I think you have autism
>there has never been an animal like us that systematically wipes out billions of animals
>b-but invasive species don't count
lol, how deluded
>the earth is dying because of humans
What the fuck are you talking about. Earth isn't a person, it isn't a damsel and it isn't becauseOf Humans??? Are you basing this off fucking world of Warcraft?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405883 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:16:25")

">>438405518
https://www.ranker.com/list/animals-that-kill-for-no-reason/laura-allanvery

Some animals killing for amusement.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-some-mammals-kill-babies-own-kind-180953318/

Some animals killing their offspring

https://www.seeker.com/the-other-side-of-otters-1765194766.html

An example of Otters, who love to rape stuff to death"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405903 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:16:39")

">>438388727
FUCK the Demiurge
FUCK the Dark Lord
FUCK the Outer God
I'm creating my own universe where I pretend to be an angel!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405968 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:17:24" && image=="1529877553415.png")

"Y'all betta be actin' neutral";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438405985 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:17:38" && image=="Warp Perils.png")

">>438388727
>chaos
>everything just ends
I dunno, I feel like chaos would me more akin to godhood for everyone while the world completely loses bounds between whats real and what is imaginary as everything turns into a boiling soup of any possible realities and timelines crumped in one. Kinda like lucid dreaming while having a fever."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438406028 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:18:16")

">>438405674
Technology isn't worthless. It's our greatest asset."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438406152 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:19:36" && image=="I'm alright.png")

">>438398761
She is very"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438406173 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:19:50" && image=="1517098791406.png")

">>438388727
Chaos"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438406235 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:20:44")

">>438405985
Chaos doesn't care. It's a miracle eldritch horrors get to continue existing in nonexistence"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438406309 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:21:43")

">>438403710
yes"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438406473 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:24:05" && image=="Wheel Angel.png")

"I ACCEPT GOD AND HIS ANGELS AND DEVOTE MYSELF TO A LIFE WITHOUT HEDONISM, WITHOUT TEMPTATION, WITHOUT SIN.
MY LIFE FOR MY LORD"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438406508 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:24:40")

"5th Ending

Become a god and kill all other gods, become the ruler and creator of everything then restart the universe and see how things change now that everything is under your sole rule during the era of mankind. Wait for other like-minded being to join your ranks and create another world full of immortals like yourself where everything can be done and undone at the whim of anyone, where there is consequence and the lack of consequence in actions."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438406574 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:25:44")

"Not being is better than being";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438406579 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:25:48" && image=="chaos chao.png")

">>438388727
Chaos"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438406643 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:26:30")

">>438406574
You'll have time enough for that. Personally I'm against all options."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438406657 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:26:42")

">>438388727
Fuck the Demiurge!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438406691 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:27:05")

">>438392417
based and apocalypsepilled"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438406696 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:27:08")

"I dunno but after smtiva and sjr i think atlus needs to take notes.
Not that becoming the eternal doom slayer wasnt cool. Ignoring the whole sitting on the moon bored as fuck for all eternity bit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438406817 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:28:43")

">>438406508
so basically, every lifetime of some universe is just a test who determine who will join the supreme god into the realm of mortals? Does being god mean you meddle into the affairs of mortals or you just guide them or just watch over them?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438407557 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:37:53")

">>438392753
>>438392883
What if the dark lord has the high ground?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438407645 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:38:56")

">>438407557
From my point of view, I have the high ground"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438407668 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:39:14")

">>438404765
>Yeah the most empathetic species genocides the caribou to starve more empathetic native Americans
Ah professor Goldberg’s star pupil"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438407831 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:41:15")

">>438388727
Chaos Ending"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438408324 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:47:47" && image=="hailthenightmare2.png")

">>438388727
GRANT US EYES GRANT US EYES"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438408692 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:52:36" && image=="1236587246553862.jpg")

">not ascending humanity to godhood through the chaos ending";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438408901 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:55:26")

">>438388727
>not going chaos and spend an eternity fucking with humans"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438408906 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:55:29" && image=="amyposter.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438408919 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:55:39")

">>438408692
Humanities dead in Chaos. I mean, you can maybe rip their souls from beyond death and restore them as insane spirits wandering the warped, mad wreckage of their world for all eternity, but that's kind of it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438408991 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)09:56:41" && image=="moni wedding.jpg")

">>438388727
The "Just Monika" ending"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438409447 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:02:52")

">>438408991
Back to your containment general"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438409593 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:04:37" && image=="1475873196399.jpg")

">>438388727
Eldritch ending best ending.

>Everything is destroyed.
>You become a Great One.
>Remake everything.
>Remember that you're a Great One and don't actually give a shit.
>Fall asleep instead.
>Your creations are left to their own devices, forever left to ponder why they exist."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438409738 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:06:25")

">>438409593
So like now"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438409914 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:08:18" && image=="1529954910960.jpg")

">>438409738
This guy gets it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438410314 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:13:02")

">>438409914
A toast for nihilism!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438410316 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:13:03")

">>438388727
>no acension ending where humans leaves their mortal vessels to reach enligtment and nirvana and a chill trip to the cosmos"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438410563 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:16:10")

">>438410314
A toast for all us Nihilents and Nihilettes!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438410671 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:17:38")

">>438388727
Chaos, what kind of stupid question is this?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438410738 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:18:31")

">>438410314
>>438410563
Get a sense of humor subhumans"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438410818 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:19:38")

">>438388727
Bad ending because I have no pet dog."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438410826 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:19:50")

">>438410738
What's wrong Anon?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438410905 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:20:48")

">>438410826
You

Go to sleep bitch"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438411426 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:27:03")

">>438410905
Rude"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438411846 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:31:44")

">>438410738
>subhumans
YOU CANNOT KILL ME"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438411989 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:33:29")

">>438388727
>become a fucking seraph
That's almost as much might as the bad end offers desu"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438413608 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:51:07")

">>438391396
>do something "bad"
>eternal suffering
>do something "good"
>eternal bliss
>not becoming immortal cybernetic humanoids solely to avoid any of this kinda shit even if any of its true"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438413824 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:53:35" && image=="1273695827753453.png")

">>438413608
rased and bedpilled"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438414114 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:56:46")

">>438388727
>corrext mr if I'm wrong but isn't Yaldaboath a power freak? Pretty sure he wants everyone to believe he's the one true god with absolute power"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438414170 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:57:24")

">>438413824
cringe"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438414232 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:58:03")

">>438414170
no u"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438414453 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:00:12")

">>438388727
Humanity ending has the most video games, so I'll go with that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438414640 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:02:02")

">>438388969
Internet & videogames are not sinful by nature, so I don't get it neither...
I'll take the good ending, thank you!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438414680 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:02:30")

">>438388727
Humanity. Always.
Unnatural and supernatural beings exist to serve mankind or preferably to perish for mankind's continued glory."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438415646 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:11:56")

">>438388727
I would go for the chaos ending and create an all new world with humans. Watch it develop. And then, when the time is right, choose one human to ask this very same question to because I myself couldn't reach a conclusion."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438416069 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:16:36")

">>438399982
Wise anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438416267 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:18:30" && image=="1526953048272.png")

">>438388727
which one gives me a harem with lots of different body types, males and females included and some cool powers
i will take that one"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438416512 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:21:07")

">>438388727
Good Ending
Humanity ending sounds alright but the others are pretty stupid."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438416837 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:24:41")

">>438388727
Chaos ending likely gives you knowledge and power beyond human understanding, you could probably revert or counter most of the bad aspects of it with your newfound abilities. Or, perhaps, that knowledge will reveal to you why you shouldn't."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438417671 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:34:12")

">>438388727
Yaldabaoth looks cute. I pick her."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438417843 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:36:09")

">>438409593
Anon, do you know something we should know about...?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438418078 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:38:14")

">>438416267
>males and females included
pick a side faggot, bisexuals are even worse than furries"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438418605 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:43:59")

">>438391396
Imagine being this naïve"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438418636 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:44:17")

">Choosing ANYTHING but chaos
lmfao enjoy not being a god, plebs"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438418693 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:45:01")

">>438418078
>PICK A SIDE
Why"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438418803 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:45:57")

">>438417843
Any intelligent life that persists long enough to ascend to a god-like status will, in all likelihood, end up like that.
Becoming all-powerful pretty much makes life entirely valueless for you since you can make or destroy it in an instant with no consequence. It leaves you at a weird crossroads though. You don't care enough to shepherd anything did make, but you also don't care enough to simply wipe it away either."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438419161 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:49:48" && image=="C.S. LOLis.jpg")

">>438388727
Good ending. Even if your highest priority is your own entertainment, you think porn/video games/internet are going to be that much of a draw when you have total freedom within the constraints of morality?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438419394 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:52:04")

">>438388727
But what's the point of ultimate power and godhood? You will get bored of it, create a world for your own to rule it or erase your memories and be born in a mortal body to re-experiment life as a normal individual."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438419567 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:53:54")

">>438418605
Imagine being this incel"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438419637 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:54:33")

">>438419161
>total freedom
>within the constraints of morality
So almost no freedom then?
Also you don't even know how that God judges morality"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438419639 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:54:35")

">>438388727
Humanity."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438419754 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:55:35")

">>438419567
Nice buzzword but I'm not that.
Wanna try again?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438419757 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:55:37")

">>438419161
Plus, porn may be forbidden, but sex is not, and heroes always become Chads so technically you are gettiing a free vcard pass

See you on the other side chaos nerds"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438419868 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:56:39" && image=="1448583858531.jpg")

"Someone give me a quick rundown on this Demiurge fellow I keep hearing about";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438419985 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)11:57:54" && image=="1540503212793.jpg")

">>438399982
This anon maxed out on Wisdom."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438420328 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:01:16")

"Chaos ending.
I’d assume it’s just the grand cosmic cycle of the universe being breathed out and drawn back in. With me being absorbed into the infinite bliss of the hidden God. I’m sure after eons the universe will start anew this continuing the cycle"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438420403 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:02:02" && image=="steve.png")

">>438419637
>So almost no freedom then?
I'm actually sad some people think this way.
>Also you don't even know how that God judges morality
I'm assuming Biblical standards, given the capital S in Seraph, suggesting a proper noun."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438420429 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:02:21" && image=="arthur-schopenhauer-434677.jpg")

">>438399982
>doesn't know how the God judges what's "good" and thus why he decides porn internet and etc. are bad
>picks it regardless
Nice job morons
Also
>World is saved and safe
Life is now meaningless, gg"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438420970 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:07:54" && image=="jzb1603wuqh01.jpg")

">>438420429
based Schopanon
choice 3 it is"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438421191 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:10:32" && image=="damn_dirty_ape.gif")

"I'm not seeing the downside to the Humanity Ending. Seems like all it is an accelerated version of reality, but guarenteeing the good ending we're already striving towards (the bad ending being us all dying on our planet)

The Good and Evil endings are transient in scale while having shit downsides and Chaos is just a meme"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438421194 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:10:33")

">>438399982
>I'll admit I'm bias
So, you ARE bias? As in, bias incarnate? Or did you mean to say biasED, as in "experiencing bias?""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438422330 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:22:46")

">>438414640
That doesn't change the conditions of the end lol
>>438388727
Eldritch please"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438422351 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:22:57")

">>438398148
That's not anything eldritch, that's a fucking anime with some tentacles stapled on. You are a baby. You are a fucking babby bitch surface level normalfag, and I hate you.

>>438421191
The humanity end is the best end, and only memespewers hate it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438422421 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:23:37")

">>438421194
Biased*
I'm biased against the "make humans more human" option because I don't think humans are more valuable than other life. I think humans are already doing bad things regardless so a universe where we're "more" sounds like hell."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438422486 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:24:20")

">>438388727
Chaos. It’s the only one where I become the conclusively strongest being and head honcho. Every other choice involves me serving or being at the whims of some random asshole."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438422656 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:25:56" && image=="1540553692581.jpg")

">>438422486
>Outer God rules all...
based retard"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438422695 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:26:23")

">>438401913
I WANT A GAY HORSE"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438422697 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:26:26")

"How does my pet dog feel about me in the humanity and chaos endings? This is important";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438422709 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:26:28")

">>438422421
>I don't think humans are more valuable than other life
Well you're wrong"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438423047 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:29:53" && image=="1429887797009.jpg")

">>438422351
>complaining about anime on 4chan"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438423074 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:30:13")

">>438419754
>I respect women I'm not incel/I had sex half a year ago so im good

Classic excuse"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438423174 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:31:08")

">>438423047
I'm complaining about taking some bland-ass animu, doctoring her up a little with some accessories, and calling her "eldritch." That shit ain't eldritch, bitchboi."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438423213 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:31:26" && image=="1530579394072.jpg")

">>438422421
>I don't think humans are more valuable than other life"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438423340 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:32:48")

">>438422709
That's your opinion. Humans don't accomplish anything, and technology is used for more violence. A world without humans would be a world with more life."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438423431 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:33:40" && image=="3whw33U[1].jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438423651 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:35:38")

">>438423340
Kill yourself, then?
Where's the problem?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438423695 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:36:05" && image=="1527114437843.png")

">>438418078
no i will have both because i can
lolis and obasan's too"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438423724 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:36:24")

">>438423074
bait"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438423898 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:38:03")

">>438423651
>>438423213
>>438422709
I wonder why autists get so angry when they are told humans aren't saviours or inherently good."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438424082 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:40:03")

">>438423898
I wonder why wastes of space resort to "u mad" arguments to get (You)s, at least put more effort."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438424120 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:40:21")

">>438423898
Of course they aren't either of those.
I don't know how that implies animals matter as much though. They aren't inherently good or saviours themselves."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438424229 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:41:23" && image=="1504476143122.gif")

">>438423174
Then post a cute eldritch anime girl or shut up you fag."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438424339 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:42:27")

">>438389578
"Acts of man are greater than acts of god."
Humanity ending is the only option if you want freedom or free choice. Its also the only ending where Humanity remains Humanity."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438424447 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:43:26")

">>438423340
How's that an opinion? Animals live for the sake of living following their instinct, while humans are the universe becoming aware of itself through intelligence. Technology has been used for good and bad things, especially the good things, this is self evident. A world without humans would be a static world that only repeats a fixed cycle. Animals don't even have the brain capacity to care about anything other than animal things. Humans, since immemorable times, always contemplated the world and reality.
>>438423898
>humans aren't saviours or inherently good
That's not the subject of the topic >>438422421
raised. Humans are factually more valuable, for their abilities, their intelligence, and that we're all humans obviously. Any claim of humans being inherently bad or good leads nowhere since it's demonstrated to be both cases."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438424847 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:47:24")

">>438388727
the chaos one is all wrong
everything ceasing to exist is the opposite of chaos because nothing is happening anymore"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438425223 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:50:43")

">>438424447
You value intelligence, but I value how much a species fits into their environment.
As other anons have said, humans do the exact opposite and change the environment to be uninhabitable to non humans. Humans have devastated countless environments and systematically genocided thousands of species.
violence between animals happen in nature, but humans go further.
You will look at all what we've done as accomplishments but all I see are more and more tragedies."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438425413 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:52:29")

">>438425223
This, human nerf when?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438425724 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:55:44")

">>438424447
>>438425223
I consider human progress like a dried field that locusts and boars have eaten, burned and repurposed as a garbage dump, with a single trophy they built that takes up 0.01% of the entire field that distracts everyone of the damage they caused everywhere else."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438425867 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:57:04")

">>438424847
Chaos having a thing it's "supposed to do" is also the opposite of chaos.
The only things that embody chaos are a 'chaotic' state set on a loop in a way that even an eternity of chaos cannot break out of it, or an existence that has been irreversibly destroyed thanks to chaos."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438426084 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:59:17")

">>438399982
>You never even stopped to consider how little internet you'll be browsing when you turn 45? Or how much porn is unnecessary when you have a girlfriend finally.
But I literally work on the Internet and I watch hentai with my girlfriend.

Humanity ending is full control of the universe as far as I'm concerned. We've done plenty to harm each other and destroy things, but ultimately, we've done equally, if not more, to do the opposite. After all, the planet is here and so are we. That's probably predominantly the Gurren Lagann fanboy in me saying that nothing is impossible if we don't limit ourselves, but still."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438426139 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)12:59:52")

">>438425223
>I value how much a species fits into their environment
Humans are the ones who adapted better, that's why we're at the top and dominate the world. For every bad example you give me, I can give you many others that are on the opposite. There are those who destroy the environment and yet those who want to save the environment. Also, countless species died even before human intervention, I'm not saying it's a good thing but you're trying to blame it all on humans. It seems you've become pretty blind and only care about the negative side. Humans invented medicines and ways for animals to live better too. Your hatred is nonsensical and is probably caused by some other reasons.
>>438425724
Nonsense. There's no reason for thinking this way. I'm also aware of the bad things that humans do, but this kind of thinking is unjustified."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438426428 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:02:59")

">>438426139
You sound like an edgy pseudointellectual who has very little understanding of how evolution and adaptation actually work"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438426794 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:06:51")

">>438426428
What?
The ones saying all humanity does it shit and that it's better off dead AREN'T the edgy ones?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438426829 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:07:17" && image=="1154553383661.jpg")

">>438426428
>Buzzwords
>No arguments"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438426994 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:09:05")

">>438426794
its a undeniable fact that humans are a net detriment to all other forms of life on earth and the environment"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438427064 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:09:51")

">>438399982
>Choice 3 kills everything and will be like taking an endless dose of LSD. You wouldn't even be yourself.
You had to mention a drawback, anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438427130 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:10:30")

">>438388727
Chaos Ending

DEATH TO THE DEMIURGE"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438427267 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:11:44")

">>438426994
And why should humans care when they're already working to fix it
Would you rather they all kill themselves so all the unconciouss nature they're nagative towards can be better off?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438427398 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:13:03")

">>438426139
We've invented medicines to cure shit we've already given animals. Worst of all there is never any concentrated effort to heal animals besides park rangers and oil spills.
Poachers outnumber anti poachers 10:1. It's absolutely fucking mental that you consider it an even score of humans trying to do right over humans not hesitating to kill and steal.
And we are not adapting, we just change the environment, that's worst. In America do you know how many species are dislocated in a single city?
How the fuck am I "blind" if I'm aware of the awful shit that humans have done, when you're the one who tries to justify it all and all you can come up with is "look we made it better for humans, and we went here to make it better for humans, so that humans have it better!" Without looking at the cost and loss of life."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438427489 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:13:53")

"What stops me from taking the bad ending then using my power to revive a bunch of people? And if I can do anything I want then how is the dark lord my master?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438427597 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:15:04")

">>438427267
I’m not saying humans should all kill themselves, I’m saying that we’re not doing enough to fix all the shit we fucked up over the course of human history"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438427614 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:15:10" && image=="21 karat run of bad luck.jpg")

">>438388727
>no porn
based good
>no internet"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438427620 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:15:15")

">>438427267
>Why should we care about nature"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438427780 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:16:55")

">>438427620
...at our expense yes.
I'm saying we matter, for ourselves, first and foremost. I'm not saying we should disregars nature."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438427885 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:18:00")

">>438427614
>antipornfags"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438427964 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:18:41")

">>438427780
Fucking up nature effects humans too though"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438428032 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:19:23")

"Humanity end, then defeat the demiurge";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438428035 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:19:24" && image=="1490577818277.jpg")

">>438389578
The only way to make something true is to make something that CANNOT be broken. And the only way to do that is to try to break everything.

Out in the universe we will ask a simple question. A question like, can I kill you, can I rip your world apart? Tell me the truth. For if I don’t ask, someone will ask it of me.

Violence is a means to an end. War is a crucible, in which God must be forged."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438428109 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:20:09")

"Never played one of the games.
what is wrong with the first 2 endings?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438428143 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:20:24")

">>438427267
If your grandparents Grew up in America, go ask them about how many birds they used to see. Usually back in the 1960s you couldn't see the sky because there were so many birds it was like a cloud.
Back then you couldn't even walk into a forest without stepping on a rabbit, animals were everywhere always.
Now, the urbanization of the land was an Apocalypse on every species. Are you too young to remember when mountain lions went extinct?

Humans take, and take, and take. And it's all just what we do. I'm not going to say I speak for anyone other than myself, but the planet is a better place without us and our self awareness and consciousness. All you can say it's good for is some promised space age, but it's just a fucking pipe dream for nerds to say "yes being rich will be even cooler!""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438428245 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:21:17")

">>438388727
There's absolutely nothing wrong with the humanity end. If the demiurge starts to fuck around, we'll just kill him in the sequel SMT style."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438428458 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:23:26")

">>438428143
I think it's a bit unfair of you to disregard all the good that Humanity has done."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438428507 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:23:49")

">>438428143
But what does it matter if the planet is better without us? Okay, we're all dead, the planet's safe. So what? It doesn't care, it's a rock. This isn't FF7.
The animals don't care either, particularly. Certainly not as much as us. As long as we have enough nature to sustain ourselves how we want I don't see the problem in taking from the planet."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438428519 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:23:56")

">>438391104
>"A toast!""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438428585 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:24:37")

">>438389578
Spotted the xeno"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438428608 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:24:52")

">>438428458
Name one good thing humans have done for another species or the environment"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438428918 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:27:51")

">>438427398
>We've invented medicines to cure shit we've already given animals
You're ignoring that most illnesses already existed before human intervention. Once again, blindly spouting nonsense.
>Poachers outnumber anti poachers 10:1
They wouldn't if people actually started opposing this, but you know, not everyone can have the luxury to give their time to save animals, trees, or the starving children. You know perfectly well that even humans try to survive in their own society and sometimes it's barely enough, but this still doesn't justify wanting humans to die because some humans hurt other animals, it's just stupid.
>And we are not adapting, we just change the environment, that's worst.
Sure, we're not adapting right now and we're changing the environment, but there are people who learned to live in armony with nature, it's just that the government and corporations don't care. They don't represent humanity though. I don't get why you're telling me this, I already told you the bad stuff that happens, that's no reason to hate humans.
>How the fuck am I "blind" if I'm aware of the awful shit that humans have done, when you're the one who tries to justify it all and all you can come up with is "look we made it better for humans, and we went here to make it better for humans, so that humans have it better!" Without looking at the cost and loss of life.
I don't remember trying to justify it. I just said that you're ignoring every good thing humans did and of course, most of it to our benefit, but that because humans care about humans first, I've never denied the bad things, you do deny the good things though, that's why again, you're blind."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438428932 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:27:59" && image=="retroterry.jpg")

">>438388727
chaos ending"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438428937 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:28:02")

">>438389578
I don't gain anything with the other endings either, but I lose a lot. So Humanity ending is the only not shitty one."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438428961 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:28:15")

">>438388727
Humanity ending is unironically easily the best choice, godtards can fuck off.
>>438388996
>>438389157
>>438389326
>>438389538

this"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438428963 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:28:16")

">>438428608
Provide medicine and shelter."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438429010 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:28:41")

">>438428143
>but the planet is a better place without us
This planet should thank us for giving it entertainment. It'd be bored to fuck and back if we didn't do shit on it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438429281 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:31:10")

">>438428963
But that only applies to ourselves?
There aren't animal medicines that cured more animals than we butchered, or ecosystems we've artificially made to counter act the amount of areas we've made uninhabited"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438429346 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:31:44")

">>438390530
You literally just admitted that life is a pointless endless pursuit for happiness because of godtard philosophy, now why don't you go back to kneeling down and praying to your magical sky daddy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438429387 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:32:00")

">>438388727
kill all gods ending"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438429395 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:32:03" && image=="1519917895355.png")

">>438399982
Good goy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438429446 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:32:30")

">>438388727
>no porn
>no video games
>no internet
>listed as negatives
12 year old detected"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438429475 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:32:45")

">>438388727
>Humanity ending
>entering into a pact with some heathen god
Pick one

Either humanity rides out the storm alone or it doesn't at all"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438429476 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:32:47")

">>438428608
>Implying any other intelligent life wouldn't literally do the exact same

What part of "survival of the fittest" did you not get?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438429518 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:33:02" && image=="ONE MORE.jpg")

">thread full of retarded slaves to deities
>thinks the demiurge can control the same beings that destroyed the gods of law, chaos and cosmic
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT DEMIURGE"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438429564 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:33:31")

">>438388727
>chaos ending
>everything ceases to exist
>elder god rules all

what is there to rule if theres nothing to exist?
eitherway, bad ending is where its at, use my power to do anything I want to summon my friends and family and kill all forces of "good" to create a better society and genetically engineer out the human primal urges and other flaws"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438429658 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:34:15" && image=="1505328255492.jpg")

">he doesn't want to create his own abominable nightmare reality and then fuck off
Get a load of these fags"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438429793 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:35:38")

"Humanity>bad>chaos>good
Fight me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438429832 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:35:57")

">>438429010
>>438428507
No humans means trillions of other lives exist. We only keep the animals we can keep as pets. Everything else has been forgotten and devoured.
Humans are unhappy, angry, bitter and violent. We kill for sport. We poison lakes, we burn forests, the ocean is becoming more acidic.

We're turning this blue planet full of lfe into an acidic garbage dump of a rock. I'm not sure how you justify this. Enjoy your iPhone I guess."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438429913 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:36:47")

">>438429564
Your line of thinking is terribly human. You'd make a terrible elder god.
Jokes aside yer motivations will change incomprehensibly once you've become anew. Not sure if you count that as a positive or negative"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438429949 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:37:13")

">>438429476
Oh so might makes right now?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430057 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:38:21")

">>438429832
>No humans means trillions of other lives exist
Who cares, not my life. Human supremacy, fuck anything else aside from maybe bees."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430125 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:38:56")

">>438429658
>human eye with blue tint over it
dude so scary"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430154 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:39:10")

">>438429832
Humans are also the only ones who can save earth in the long term from it's cosmic demise."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430216 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:39:48")

">>438420429
Unironically fucking this, the abrahamic religions literally teach that life is pointless and you need to be god's slave for just being born. Think about it, life already on it's own right now is fucking boring, you wake up, eat, go to work, shit, sleep and repeat the same process the next day for the rest of your life. There's a reason why we didn't have as many great philosophers like Aristotle, Plato and Socrates after the rise of cuckstianity."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430291 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:40:28")

">>438429832
The sun will die eventually, and with it all life on this planet.
No animal matters more on this planet than us by this fact alone."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430384 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:41:21")

">>438429832
>>438430057
>>438430154
>the planet is dying!
>humans are epic!
>the world literally revolves around humans!
rather self-centered line of thinking, in fact it's more like a circle than it is a line
a planet cannot die, all you're doing by polluting it is killing yourselves off
if you work to preserve it, you're only delaying the inevitable"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430425 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:41:34")

">>438430125
>he doesn't know it's Chris-chan's puss-infection with minor photoshopping"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430460 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:41:46")

">>438429281
We even saved animals who were going extinct for natural reasons. Also, how else would you get your food? Just turn every human into vegetarians or vegans? So retarded.

You're just an angry greenpeace faggot that would let a human die for the lives of other animals. You probably wish your family would die too.
Humans > animals
This planet will return to be beautiful when we'll get even better technology."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430496 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:42:08")

">>438429949
Yes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430518 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:42:21" && image=="Cadian_8th_Regiment-small.jpg")

">>438430057

this"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430538 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:42:29")

">>438429446
>t. tradcuck boomer"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430539 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:42:30" && image=="macgyver.jpg")

"Where's the ending in which you kill the Dark Lord, the Light Lord, the Outer God and Yaldabaoth, freeing humanity from the yoke of thirsting gods?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430541 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:42:31" && image=="Kain.jpg")

"The edge of the coin";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430560 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:42:40")

">>438430384
>yourselves
You're human too lad, better get used to it. You're in the long run right with us"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430591 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:42:59")

">>438430425
it's literally just a human eye
even if it's chrischan, i reiterate:
dude so scary"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430660 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:43:37")

">>438430591
>human eye
keep telling yourself that. I wouldn't want to believe the truth either"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430667 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:43:42")

">>438430518
PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430673 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:43:43")

">>438388727
this is pretty shit desu"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430704 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:44:02")

">>438430660
>even if it's chrischan, i reiterate: dude so scary"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430716 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:44:07" && image=="YHVH.png")

">>438429949
Yeah."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430757 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:44:34")

">>438428918
>You're ignoring that most illnesses already existed before human intervention
Name an illness humans cured for animals.
>2
I've stated before that there's nothing broken do about it. But morally I don't see how killing 80 endangered elephants for their horns is justifiable.
>3
>Some live in harmony
A few copper pipes in a landfill doesn't change the property value.
They aren't counter acting the damage, although it is admirable, it's not solving anything on the whole.
>4
You still haven't told me the good humans have done besides "humans did good for other humans".
Not sure if you're just grasping at straws but tell me what humans have done to improve a natural habitat, or help animals, or solve a natural crisis that we DIDNT start"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430772 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:44:43")

">>438429949
Literally yes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430827 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:45:10")

">>438429949
No, but the result is always in favor of the mightiest. That cannot be changed. If I took a red pen, and told you to say that the pen is blue or else I'd kill you, then you'd have the choice to say it or die. Either way, if you say it, I got the result that I wanted, and if you die, there's one person less saying that the pen is red."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430890 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:45:44")

">>438430704
Why do you keep reiterating that?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430907 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:45:54" && image=="4323465443548.jpg")

">>438430667

CADIA STANDS FOREVER"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438430935 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:46:14" && image=="1528308045249.jpg")

">>438388727
>the ending is just the beginning
>everything up to this point was prologue"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431000 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:46:55")

">>438430384
Have any animals ever made a written language? Have any animals even learned to make primitive stone tools? Have any animals even made a single civilization in all of history? Nope, they have just breeded, killed if they were predators, or get killed if they were prey.

>>438429949
Congratulations, you managed to grasp the basic idea of "only the fittest survive"."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431020 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:47:03")

">>438430890
because your idea of an eldritch abominable nightmare reality is boring as shit"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431023 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:47:02")

">>438404765
I hate humanity hating fags like you
>we like, pollute stuff
>we should be more like mindless cattle, harmless and docile
look, if you wanna get rid of humans, you gotta start somewhere
kill yourself"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431080 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:47:42")

">>438430216

>life is pointless


not even religious but i sincerely doubt that"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431101 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:47:53")

">>438430384
>a planet cannot die
It can be destroyed or made uninhabitable which will eventually happen naturally, although with sufficient technology we can preserve it far longer."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431146 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:48:21")

">>438431020
When did I ever say anything like that?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431181 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:48:45")

">>438431023

pretty much this,i dont understand what they hope to achieve with such a defeatist attitude besides working themselves one step closer to suicide."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431185 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:48:48")

">>438431000
>written language
>stone tools
>civilization
>predator & prey
>breeding
things that only matter to living things for 200"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431197 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:48:57")

">>438408919
You underestimate the power of great ones"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431273 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:49:45")

">>438388727
Humanity ending is clearly the best. Humanity has the potential to be stronger than those other 3 gods, only humanity and science can hope to wage war against whatever degenerate fucks lurk in other universes."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431279 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:49:49")

">>438431146
>>he doesn't want to create his own abominable nightmare reality and then fuck off"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431335 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:50:23")

">>438431020
You aren't arguing with the original poster of that image, me, and I posted that because there's fucking nothing else on my phone to post. I agree with you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431350 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:50:32")

">>438431279
That wasn't my post, anon. Your idea that every reply chain always has the same 2 anons is both boring as shit and wrong."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431363 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:50:37")

">>438430757
>You still haven't told me the good humans have done besides "humans did good for other humans".
You're still going to consider that the good things for humans don't count? Then why should I consider that the bad things that happen to animals do? If we're not talking at the same level then this conversation is useless.
You can literally look up this shit but you won't because you don't care. There are humans at this very moment trying to improve natural habitats, helping animals and solving natural crisis regardless of who or what provoked them. You're going to stay blind forever."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431462 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:51:31")

">>438431363

>b-but muh nihilism"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431463 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:51:31")

">>438430384
>a planet cannot die
Planets die all the time. So do stars."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431497 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:51:54" && image=="1513710317314.jpg")

">>438431350
well excuse me for not remembering that some people *enjoy* getting into baseless shit flings
>>438431335
pic related, me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431536 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:52:14" && image=="01010011 01100001 01101100 01110110 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110.jpg")

"Outer god, of course.

For there will come a day the river of life shall flow with more b͡l̢̃ͫ̏͊o̸o͂̇̊̎͊̀̓͘d͑ͦ͌ t̾̂ͪͧͮ͝h͋̌̄̒͌͆͢àn̂ ̃̓ͨ̐͘w̑̑ͮ̄̎͑ͫą͋̈͑̀ͤ̈tͮ͂ͪeͫ̊r ̡ͤaṅ̊̄͆d̐ ̨̐ͯ̍͌̆t͑̆͝h͆ͬ͊e̎̔̉̑̍ͫ̇͡ ͨ͆dͦe͒̌̉ȁ͌̎́̒d̵̾ͬ̃̄ ̡ͤͤͣ͛sͨ̿̏͐ͭ́ȟ̈́ͤ͐a̒̀ͦ̆̌ͣ̊l̡̊̊l̈͛̃͆ͬ ̾̇ͤrͯͯ̏̉ͣe͆̒͌͝a̷͆́͌͂̈c̋͗̈̍̀̀̑ḣ̇ͪ̂̒̏͡ ͣ̊̎hͬͣ̈́̽i̒g̃̋͘h͊eͨ̂ͦ͠rͭ̎̈́̈́͛̓̃͝ ̾͊ͣ̊̐͂͛t̏h͛̽̈ͬͭ̐ȧͧ͑ͣn̷ͮ̓ͮͮ ̷ͨ̇ͫͨ̒͑t̆h͆̋̐̍̑ͨͮe͆́ͦ̽͗ͩ ̓̒̓̈ͬ̆ͭ͠d̈̈́am̋̽̃̈́̑͌ͩs̵̓̈͂̓. T̸̴͊̓̏̓̉̌̔h̔̔͡o͊s̶̊́̕e̸̓̍̄́ͧ ̛ͤ̽̀̓͌̂̓̀͢t̏ͦ̊̄ͦͦ̔ͮhͦ̑̂͆ͨ̃a̶̓͊ͪͮtͦ̈̈́ͣͣ̀ ́ͨa̢̽͂ͦ̇͘͞r̸ͪ͊͜e͌̍̈ͧ ̵̷̴͛ͧͫ͆ͬ͒̂͆a̡͑̎ͦ̐̊l̡ͨͯͭ̐ͤi̋͊̑ͨ͘͟͡v̨ͯ̇̍̄ę̀ͧ͐̒ͯͫ̚̚ ͋̄͊͛͒̏̂͜͡s̸͂͒͌͗̔̚͘͜h̴ͪ́̂ͯͪͭ͗ȃ̧̾̈́ͬͪ͘͡l̆ͧ̔ͨ̓l̶̴ͤ̄͛͆͐̾̕ ̧̄ͬ̈́̋̃ͣ͘b̸͑ͧ̍͌͛̃͊ȩ̓̎̀̑ͯ͟͞ ̴̡̑ͫ̑͌ͮ͗̐ͤ͢m̴ͩ͒ͦͭ͊͂oͦ̂ͧͭ̄̈ͣ͞u̸͑ͤ͒͆̒͂r̸̍̇̍͝n̓̒͊͛́e̍͐̽̐ͨ̑̏ḋ̨ͪͣͭ͐͐͒͞ ̍̔̐͗͗ͨͩf̒ͤ̔̍̒͠͠ở̵͗͒̃͢r̽͒ͪ̾͑ͦ̈́ ̶ͭ̂ͮͮ̚͜m̷̢ͧ̓̄ͦ́ͨͣ͠ǫͣ͊̍͂̂̓͜͡r̂̄̉͊̕͢e̡͛̂̂͞ ̵͋̇͌ͣͧͮͤtͪͧ̀͠ḩ̵̃̓̐̍͒͟a̡ͣ̒n̛̛͐̃̈́̒̋̄̈́̇͘ ̴̨̋̆͒̂͒t̵ͧ̊̔ḣͤ̿̏̽̽̉o̧̡̔̂̔s̢ͣͤ̐ͨ̈́ͨ͊ͬ͞è̡̆̊̈ ̎̋̍w͂ͭ͆́̚̚h̾͂̄̕̕o̓̏ͪͣ̚͝ ͫͪ̾̌̂̑͠hͨ̐̽̍̐̕͘aͭͬ̋̋ͪ̆͘v͑ͧͧͣe̍͂ͯ͞ ̨̛̊́ͮ͋͒ͩ͜d̴̊͒̿̉i̴̡͌͋̓̔̐ͯ̾̽e͒ͨ̑̇d̿̓ͪ̌́͡͠"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431567 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:52:32")

">>438431463

so does my hope for diablo 4"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431614 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:53:00")

"neutral ending";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431672 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:53:39")

">>438431614
What neutral ending"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431758 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:54:39")

">>438431672
He stays at the selection screen for eternity."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431761 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:54:42")

">>438388727
>chaos is "lol tentacles! chtulhthu is so epic!!!" tier eldritch
>humanity is actually eldritch
we live in a society"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431783 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:54:53")

">>438431462
Nihilism has nothing to do with what that fag's saying though"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431872 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:55:49" && image=="1873252131987.png")

">>438431672
Fucking off and doing nothing."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431902 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:56:03" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>438388727
There's literally only 1 ending that isn't completely retarded"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431905 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:56:07")

">evil god was the original god";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431936 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:56:19")

">>438430057
>>438430154
>>438431000
>>438431101
>>438430291
>>438430460
>>438430496
>>438430772
>>438430827
>>438431023
>>438431181
Have any of you heard of the scorpion and the frog parable?
You sound as though betraying the frog that keeps you alive is epic because it proves you're better, but you end up killing yourself because of it. You can't justif the genocide of trillions of life forms outside of humanity because of "lol technology!". All technology has done has made our lives more comfortable, polite more, and kill more. Look at your stupid logic."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438431987 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:56:57")

">>438417671
>her"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432032 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:57:22")

">>438431936
Your post would be correct if the scorpion obtained an unsinkable yacht just before he killed the frog."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432035 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:57:23")

">>438431936
Geez were you touched by a human as a kid or something?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432137 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:58:13")

">>438431936
>You can't justif the genocide of trillions of life forms outside of humanity because of "lol technology!"
Never tried to justify it. I don't honestly don't give a fuck because not me, not my problem. Should've been stronger."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432138 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:58:14")

">>438431936

yes i can,eat shit m8"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432183 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:58:38")

">>438431936
>All technology has done has made our lives more comfortable
Your next post will be:
>I was merely pretending to be retarded"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432241 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)13:59:19")

">>438431936
Imagine being this buttblasted that humans are the cream of the crop"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432331 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:00:24")

"Humans are inherently evil. And you're all proving this.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432357 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:00:40")

">>438430216
>SAINT Thomas Aquinas is one of the most influential philosophers in history
>Descartes, Liebniz, Kierkegaard, Kant, and other philosophers who believed strongly in god and influence all of subsequent philosophy don’t exist
Fuck off fedora"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432360 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:00:41")

">>438388727
How about killing every one of them?
There are only enemies and enemies of my enemies."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432437 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:01:24" && image=="brainletc.png")

">>438431936
>All technology has done has made our lives more comfortable

Godtard, I..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432453 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:01:34" && image=="Okrkhunter.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432534 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:02:26")

">>438432331
Then why not stand up to your beliefs and kill yourself?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432540 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:02:29")

">>438431936
Humans are the only ones who even care about a concept like genocide and it's not like we try to do it on purpose.
Actually if you think about it, extinction is also completely natural."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432556 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:02:39")

">>438431936

>when you go full athieshit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432597 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:03:07" && image=="1433540385121.jpg")

">>438431936
>All technology has done has made our lives more comfortable, polite more, and kill more
It's also created the reaction images I'm going to use on you from now on"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432634 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:03:37")

">>438432331
There is literally nothing wrong with valuing one's own species over lesser ones."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432681 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:04:12" && image=="1exuurtmi9yx.jpg")

"No gods
No masters
The demiurge sucks fuck that guy
Make our own path"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432791 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:05:17" && image=="D65ED617-5B01-43EB-87B1-57DD4786EC2F.jpg")

"ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
NO REASONS
IGNORE REASONS
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
NO REASONS
IGNORE REASONS
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
NO REASONS
IGNORE REASONS
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
NO REASONS
IGNORE REASONS"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438432828 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:05:39" && image=="IG_artillery.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433029 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:07:51")

"I'm honestly surprised nobody has drawn porn of the gods in OP's image yet. Considering that, more people should be fine with the no porn rule in the Good Ending than thought.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433112 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:08:47")

">>438432032
>>438432035
>>438432137
>>438432138
>>438432183
>>438432241
>>438432437
>>438432534
>>438432556
>>438432597
>>438432634
Humans need to die for earth to survive.
I'm not entirely sure how atheism got involved, this is not about religion this is about humans and the planet
Humans are never going to repair the damage caused and we're going to kill any last bit of nature left. You're all bastards and I want you to know that I hate you."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433145 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:09:03")

">literally no drawbacks to the good ending
>like how humanity ending looks more (potential for post-game bosses)
help"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433168 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:09:24")

">>438432634
You're a slave to the meme gene scene"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433218 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:09:56")

">>438428963
Medicine for when man-made chemicals ravage their immune system and shelter for when we tear down their habitats to create parking lots. How very generous of us"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433247 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:10:11")

">>438389578
It confirms we are able to "rule the universe", meaning space colony and space travel are now a viable option. Our current decadent state and our ultimate demise is the fact that we cannot advance and expand like the dimensional cancer that we are with our current tech. A mean to break free of our current planet is all we need for humanity to thrive. Yes there will be bad things, yes there will be wars, but that is what means to be human, and as humans, we shall go further beyond."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433248 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:10:13")

">>438433112
>You're all bastards and I want you to know that I hate you
Your anger fuels our ambition to smoke this planet, then move on to the next"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433264 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:10:23" && image=="lol.png")

">>438433112
Fuck off you reptilian faggot."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433268 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:10:25")

">>438433145
>no drawbacks
retard"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433296 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:10:45")

">>438433112

good thing i dont give a shit what you think."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433302 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:10:48")

">>438433112
So you gonna kill yourself or what?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433324 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:11:07" && image=="1511676056485.jpg")

">>438433268
>no porn, video games, internet or sinning
>drawbacks"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433347 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:11:20")

">>438433112
>I'm not entirely sure how atheism got involved
Some christcuck trying to pin your shitty ideology to atheism. They do it all the time.
I don't hate you, I just think you were traumatized, maybe your dad killed your dog when he got drunk."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433401 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:11:51" && image=="snap.jpg")

">>438433145
>no drawbacks

>>438433112"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433414 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:12:02")

">>438389562
Was there ever a remaster of Nocturne?
I’ve got the urge to play again but muh ps2 broke."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433416 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:12:02")

">>438429476
I don’t really understand how killing other species that are no threat to us and destroying the environment increase the reproductive success of humans."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433431 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:12:15")

">>438433324
>he thinks partaking in some sinning isn't fun as fuck"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433465 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:12:31")

">>438433112

>athiest tries to use religious values to shame others

never gets old lmao"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433504 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:12:56")

">>438433431
easily substituted with killing sinners"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433507 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:12:56" && image=="5b7b504f-3dda-4e02-a207-71d5b6c98410.png")

">>438433302
>>438433296
>>438433264
>>438433248
>>438433112
>1 anons wants to save the planet
>Majority in this thread want to fuck it up out of spite
God maybe we are doomed."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433552 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:13:25")

">>438433416
>increase the reproductive success of humans

Your source?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433560 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:13:30" && image=="The_Oxygen_Destroyer.jpg")

">>438433112
do we need to do this again old man?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433616 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:14:02")

">>438433507
>save
Oh the irony"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433618 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:14:04")

">>438433560
What's this dawg?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433645 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:14:21")

">>438433507
>filename
>wojak poster
Anyone as retarded as you would doom the planet faster than any of these scorched earth anons could"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433662 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:14:33")

">>438433507
Planet's been doomed for years now. We can save what we can, but saying all humans need to die so the turtles can swim for a few more years is retarded."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433680 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:14:42")

">>438433324
I meant the
>Light Lord is your master part"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433698 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:14:56")

">>438433507
>dude, humans have to die to save the earth lmao
Start with yourself faggot"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433759 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:15:32")

">>438433680
don't see how that's a drawback
practice some humility anon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433780 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:15:45")

">>438433504
Can't substitute it for that if there aren't any sinners, dumbo. Welcome to a boring as fuck paradise"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433786 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:15:50")

">>438433662
Pretty sure just removing humans would solve everything. Do you honestly think by 2035 we'll have fixed our attitude? Not likely."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433790 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:15:54" && image=="PIZZA TIME.png")

">>438389326
Tell that to Normalfags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeaSWy9-VjE"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433792 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:15:56")

">>438433507

you just want to cry about it not do anything."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433820 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:16:09")

"ONE";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433827 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:16:12")

">>438433552
Fitness is a measure of reproductive success within a species"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433856 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:16:27")

">>438433759
ofc you wouldn't see how it's a drawback retard"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433898 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:16:55")

">>438433698
I wonder how you think this is an insult."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438433978 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:17:36" && image=="1510950954848.png")

">>438433780
>there is literally nothing to do besides sin and go on the internet
>>438433856"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434015 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:17:57")

">>438388727
>Humanity ending
>Demiurge helps
No."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434026 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:18:03")

">>438396879
Learn to read faggit.
>Dark Lord is your master
>"Hey, Dark Lord, I want to bring my family back and have humans live in peace."
>"Lol no, fuck off""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434041 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:18:19")

">>438433786
Why choose the solution we won't be able to see the results of? Coexistence is an option, why not try for that rather than committing self genocide"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434054 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:18:34")

">>438433898
>insult
No, it was a recommendation.
No one will miss you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434059 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:18:35")

">>438433792
There's nothing to do? I can't systematically kill every human on the planet. I'll live to see the news say that our damage has been permenant and that the earth is going to relapse.
So yes, I'm going to sit here and think about how retarded we are as a species."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434082 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:18:48" && image=="8aec242530fa873b270b6e278eedaee1.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434094 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:18:53")

"The biggest problem with humanity is that so many people don’t see themselves as being a part of nature even though we are";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434123 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:19:17")

">>438433898

i wonder how new you must be to think faggot is considered an insult here."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434141 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:19:31")

">>438433978
There's really not, to me at least. And I'm enjoying it. So why lose it when I can just keep shit fun for eternity and not care"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434164 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:19:48")

"MORE";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434165 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:19:49")

">>438433978
do you want me to explain to you how being a slave is a bad ting?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434176 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:19:59")

">>438402383
Nah it's a good pic"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434212 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:20:19")

">>438434059

good we are doomed now shut the fuck up and let the adults speak."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434213 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:20:19" && image=="218d2_3655.jpg")

"Light isn't inherently good, as darkness is not inherently evil.
You cannot see in pure darkness, but the brightest light can blind you too.
I choose the middle path ending"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434256 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:20:42")

">>438389326
Yet you are sucking demiurge dick"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434307 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:21:13")

">>438434041
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.

In this case. I don't think humans deserve earth."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434337 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:21:33")

">>438434256
>imfuckingplying"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434379 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:22:00" && image=="1520359658149.jpg")

">>438434165
>being a "slave" to a benevolent deity as a seraph is a bad thing"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434442 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:22:34")

">>438434307
Yeah, they plant those trees for the future human generations to see. Not a fucking mouse, my guy."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434449 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:22:37")

"GOD";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434461 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:22:42")

">>438434054
>>438434212
Did you faghots never go outside a city in your life or are you just being facetious"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434493 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:22:58")

">>438434449
DAMN"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434512 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:23:11")

">>438434442

>not stockpiling chia pets

plebs"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434515 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:23:13")

">>438434379
nice img but i think wojaks would fit your posting style more"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434528 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:23:21" && image=="vidya playmates.jpg")

">>438388727
>"bad" ending
lord of the ashes when you still bow to another "master"? how fucking retarded do you have to be to take that deal?

>"good" ending
Light Lord hardly sounds like a truly just and loving God if they're assuming a hierarchical position as "master" and restricting others from what they want to do with their life even when it's not harming anyone else. If I'm a Seraph, though, I might be able to lead a people's rebellion driven by non-violent ideals in order to dethrone this less-than-loving God.

>"Chaos" ending
Making a Lovecraftian pact that involves my nonexistence. Yeah, sounds real promising. If I was fucking retarded.

>"Humanity" ending
First of all, that's some insanely reductionist bullshit to say that humanity is defined by violence and warfare. If anything, homo sapiens are defined by the family unit. Having said that, this Demiurge fucker sounds like another case of a less-than-loving God, but it seems like I might have an easier time leading my dethronement campaign against in this situation, since humanity as a whole would have greater firepower against the God they're facing against in this ending.

Now, here's a more board-relevant CYOA chart"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434592 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:24:03")

"REJECTED";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434627 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:24:24" && image=="1533619701009.jpg")

">>438434515
>zero argument"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434695 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:25:05")

">HUEHUEHUE I'LL JUST RULE THE WORLD
I guarantee none of you morons have the balls or management skills to run a motel"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434732 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:25:25")

">>438434627
but you had 0 argument first"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434790 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:26:07" && image=="1521939082113.gif")

">>438434732
>"no u""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434835 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:26:30" && image=="19CC9EA1-9C4C-4D5C-9D45-BED459CF9701.gif")

"HOY";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434845 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:26:36")

">>438434461

>faghots
>implying implications"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434852 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:26:42")

">>438434790
>it's ok when i do it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434907 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:27:10")

">>438434695
I unironically have a cum laude GPA at a top business/management school. I have no idea why the fuck I still come here."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434919 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:27:15")

">>438434528
Absolutely nothing wrong with Elizabeth and Sue"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434965 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:27:37" && image=="1533583500473.gif")

">>438434852
>"no u""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434991 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:27:56" && image=="demiurge.jpg")

"He did nothing wrong";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438434996 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:27:58")

">>438434907

i dont know either i think i just like arguing too much to leave.

faggot"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435028 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:28:20")

">>438434965
>it's ok when i do it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435090 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:28:48" && image=="trueendings.png")

">>438388727
Here OP this is what you meant to post."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435151 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:29:23" && image=="party.jpg")

"Is this the CYOA thread?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435152 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:29:26" && image=="123876283767.jpg")

">>438434528
None of them. I play alone."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435178 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:29:44" && image=="1509063250326.png")

">>438435028
>"no u""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435203 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:29:59" && image=="CEE3AAB6-F052-4362-B0B4-98CB0D12F750.jpg")

"ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
NO REASONS
IGNORE REASONS
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
NO REASONS
IGNORE REASONS
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
NO REASONS
IGNORE REASONS
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
NO REASONS
IGNORE REASONS"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435207 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:30:03")

">>438434907
It's an addiction, also I work as a security guard part time while I take a marketing management course so i have too much free time"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435279 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:30:44")

">>438434528
The only acceptable one is Mario"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435292 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:30:50")

">>438435178
>it's ok when i do it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435379 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:31:40" && image=="1508198596062.png")

">>438435292
>"no u""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435387 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:31:45")

"Someone should have made a strawpoll at the start of the thread";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435435 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:32:15")

">>438435387
Oh shit
Someone do it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435456 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:32:27")

">>438435387
This is not reddit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435487 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:32:43")

">>438435379
>it's ok when i do it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435541 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:33:14" && image=="1508256868588.jpg")

">>438435487
>"no u""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435595 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:33:45")

">>438435541
>it's ok when i do it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435624 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:33:57")

"chaos fuck all of you";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435627 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:33:58")

">>438435090
>>438435090
>>438435090

based finally something that makes sense."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435658 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:34:28" && image=="1509291460310.gif")

">>438435595
>"no u""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435659 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:34:28")

">>438435387
>>438435435
Never to late, I guess
https://www.strawpoll.me/16811779"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435673 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:34:35" && image=="ae890e5c364676c216561962ee439491.jpg")

"New thread >>438435604";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==438435717 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)14:35:01")

">>438435658
>it's ok when i do it"
;


}
}