import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/vg/ - Video Game Generals";
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public void menu();

public void board();

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class Thread extends Board{
public void /utg/-UndertaleDeltaRuneGeneral(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "/utg/ - Undertale Delta Rune General";
int postNumber = "233784207";
String image = "000ba710b2a9d0bb3eeb666ebb3d58c8--papyrus-undertale-sans-papyrus.jpg";
String date = "11/09/18(Fri)00:25:13";
String comment = "Previous Chapter: >>233769443

Human Edition

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com/

-Toby's Situation On Deltarune (read after playing)
>http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-The Old Game
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>https://undertale.com/
>https://www.gog.com/game/undertale
>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/games/undertale/cid=UP3893-CUSA08801_00-TFSHVCUTPS400084
>https://www.fangamer.com/products/undertale-game-switch-ps4-vita
>https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/undertale-switch

-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo/

-Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>https://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Fangamebin
>https://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap substitute
>https://poal.me/lv3dd8

-Shimejibin
>https://pastebin.com/2iKgx9pz

-Fic Recommendations
>http://undertale-fic-recs.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page"
;

}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784295 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:26:30" && image=="71557910_p0_crop.png")

"first for susie";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784338 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:27:00")

"i love chara";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784345 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:27:05" && image=="1537851452172.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784349 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:27:09" && image=="fe5.png")

"POST UNMASKED LANCER";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784352 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:27:11")

">>233784295
fuck the lizard "
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784360 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:27:12" && image=="dream.png")

"first for god I wish that were me";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784387 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:27:42")

">>233784295
bless you, susie needs all the love."
;


if(Not So Based Goat Boy Fucker && title=="" && postNumber==233784404 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:27:53" && image=="hhahaha.gif")

"Continue your unpopular opinions.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784414 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:27:59" && image=="1521998793117.gifRem.gif")

"Reminder to hug your goatdad and ignore idiots trying to start characterfag wars";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784450 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:28:25" && image=="71542512_p0.jpg")

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxysTnyMio";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784505 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:29:15" && image=="1541481678309.jpg")

">>233784295
Teeth"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784506 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:29:17")

">>233784450
>>>she"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784513 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:29:20")

">>233784404
Delta Rune doesn't need to satisfy an anon's criteria to be a good game."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784524 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:29:37" && image=="1541612608621.png")

"There must be a glitch in the system guys. Straight man, here, and for some reason I really want to fuck and be fucked by Kris.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784530 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:29:40")

"Isn't Undertale just Space Funeral but less intentionally weird";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784539 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:29:46")

">>233784404
Frisk being depicted as a little angel who can do no wrong and would never hurt a single fly in their life is boring."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784540 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:29:47")

"would rather have jock asriel bully my ass with his dick";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784557 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:30:00")

">>233784450
Dont Forget is a duet with Kris and Susie but Kris is quiet and just plays piano softly"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784562 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:30:05")

">>233784414
God, I wish that were me."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784568 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:30:11" && image=="DrWH6MgU0AAz_z7.jpg:orig.jpg")

">Jevil
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrO0XBTU8AA_Cs1.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrS-z8LVsAExC14.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVKRshV4AI5K8C.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVbvh9UcAAd569.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZvbETU8AIZI8S.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrawkL8VsAEUs36.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dra0kx-U8AE3pTO.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dra6f_FUcAAQsdE.jpg

>Kris
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPTU2hU0AA_Aeh.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPcvGKUwAAHNI2.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrRsUaGUcAAiUrv.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTt7uBVAAA_-Yc.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTvqfgVsAEVbFn.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrT-Dj5VAAA0IEK.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUGyckU8AAXEZ0.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrURneMU0AAQQ4H.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUeSR-VsAEOxdq.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUgIB3UcAACO7x.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUlQS9VsAAqMRC.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUlVnrU8AUuKvE.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUrtVfU4AAxD8Y.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUu824UwAAI4nv.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUw8GSUwAMC4RR.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUygQmVAAEIt4d.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU1ZO7U8AAuaif.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU4x3SXgAEeIKd.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU4mHLX0AAAe2U.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU7xDuXQAU_X0I.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVBvn9V4AEzSQF.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVCjorU8AAbuvv.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVDEBLV4AAVX56.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrViIW8UUAA005G.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrV2fRoU0AAbeEQ.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXvWqLUwAArRUO.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXvWqNVYAA90Qs.jpg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784594 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:30:31")

">>233784524
it's called "androgyny""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784626 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:31:04")

">>233784568
bless you twitteranon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784641 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:31:11")

">>233784404
All of the human characters are boring."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784643 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:31:12" && image=="DrUUexpU0AEBwj8.jpg:orig.jpg")

">>233784568
>Kris (cont.)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYUZeSVYAAEyY8.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYerhHUcAE10xE.jpg (tall)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZMXTpUUAA-z21.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZWfEdU0AAAZ1x.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ5LD0U8AA7OFB.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ5LsZU4AU2qBF.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ5jk2U8AENlhn.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraEyBFVsAEv_dH.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraGmv-UUAA9Gub.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrahqkoUUAA2Krj.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrbEVwBVAAIOCRe.jpg

>Lancer
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrSrfNmVYAAtp2P.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrSyA9_UUAEpy-r.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVzUldU8AAfYDh.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrX_sukUUAELHPc.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrahfR8VYAIZrYw.jpg

>Ralsei
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVov63XcAAy8TU.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXQC4gVYAAt8ZE.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXZFLLVAAAMYfR.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXdPHgVYAA0f1F.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYSsnaVYAAICsB.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrY50JxUUAI17Xg.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZOMgIU4AAULxv.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ5l8AVYAAXXLM.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ88c8VAAEo70A.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ_K8MVsAAdcms.jpg (human)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraS06fVYAEuqBl.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Draa0RPU4AAOvqt.jpg

>Rouxls Kaard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPvaH0U0AEoVmz.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrQUT51U8AQo0jx.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUo_7vV4AAHJCL.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraN2T4V4AAEhXU.jpg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784654 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:31:25" && image=="1521955103512.png")

"quick reminder that ralsei blushes when you get close, proving he is gay and wants kris to ravage his ass";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784667 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:31:36")

">>233784540
>want the goat to fuck me up
>don't like receiving

It's a hard life"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784691 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:31:56")

">>233784594
Androgyny my ass, I want to suck his little nerd dick."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784713 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:32:14" && image=="DrVKtcUVsAIypJk.jpg:orig.jpg")

">>233784643
>Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPcvGMUUAAMisG.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrQnDsJVYAAFUjA.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTHzxIU0AAcsPS.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU33z_X0AEg7BY.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVJXCPUcAA5Usv.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrViIW7U0AASmZN.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVsYv5UUAAIV6y.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrWJnOSU4AAonmH.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrWLizjV4AAHPqw.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrWlbIgUcAEt0_B.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZIBryVYAAHV2v.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZICn0VsAILCQC.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZIC2vV4AA0qeP.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZIDbbW4AASy1V.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZOLwzUcAAvSzX.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZe2xUVsAAHXi1.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZlM5IU8AACyxi.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ5k1TV4AA6MlZ.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraEZDpUUAIZ31z.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraKxUJUcAAjqO7.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Drabi0YU8AAudcS.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrabjLNUwAEnTaD.jpg

>Alphys & Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrY-M6LUcAAYQ0F.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrY-OeGVAAEYiGD.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrY-Pw7V4AEIc-I.jpg (& Undyne)

>Asgore & Kris
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrbEN6oUcAAmFbf.jpg

>Asriel & Kris
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYX9LOU4AASATf.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYuCAGU0AAm66j.jpg

>Berdly & Kris
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVEfpYU8AMScqP.jpg

>Chara & Kris
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTvqFiVYAA4j1n.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTwqglUUAEhKEg.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVgNanVYAAJYhE.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ0bVtU4AEE-8p.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraDvIhVYAAasOK.jpg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784729 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:32:24" && image=="CLIPStudioPaint_2018-11-08_23-28-07.png")

"GOD I'M SO FUCKING HORNY AND LONELY FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784730 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:32:24")

">>233784450
https://musescore.com/idofus/soulless5_0

This is what Kris actually playing."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784751 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:32:41")

">>233784654
reminder that ralsei is just a very shy, introverted gote and meeting kris was the best thing that has ever happened to him"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784763 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:32:53")

">>233784667
Would a power bottom suit you?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784768 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:32:55" && image=="DR stupid sexy kris.jpg")

">>233784404
Kris and Susie won't be friends.
None of the Fun Gang will want to be the player's friend."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784790 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:33:17" && image=="DrPxRsDUcAEmVNx.png:orig.png")

">>233784713
>Clover & Ralsei
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrR1csXVYAE69nK.jpg

>Dog & Kris
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrP5SmeVsAEk8aQ.png

>Frisk & Kris
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTvq2NUUAECH7k.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrT3gfJVAAEWNMw.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUiBu2V4AMi4mA.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU8TrcXQAEe6iZ.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVHG1mWsAMxAng.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVgOp2VYAA1WE1.jpg

>Gaster & Jevil
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPYHQYU4AEQN3n.jpg (lewd?)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZxguOVAAIRaeQ.jpg

>Gaster & Kris
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUp8itVYAAItjv.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUyCfKVYAE1quy.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ0sT0VYAANaEu.jpg

>Hathy & Kris
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUiLCoUwAAHGQm.png

>Jevil & Seam
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYVcVRVYAAYhug.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZxh8mUwAAQ-t5.jpg

>King & Lancer
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrW5dYuV4AAmeNO.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrW5dYuU0AARe9c.jpg

>Kris & Lancer
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrO2s8bU0AAaM0_.jpg

>Kris & Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTonNLU4AEVQdk.jpg

>Kris & Noelle
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPYp4fU0AAgUQC.jpg

>Kris & Ralsei
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrRoZ9CVAAAvknW.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVB-oEU0AAktZd.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVCjpxW4AA972D.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVDEBqV4AAC3zf.jpg (moss)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYpLgyUUAAuNt8.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ29RCUUAAOvlW.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraOpYLU0AAaj4v.jpg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784804 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:33:31")

">>233784641
That's not unpopular, just fact. None of them ever get expanded on. Funny enough I think Kris actually has the most character out of all of them.
>>233784404
Toriel is really boring because she's basically flawless. That's why it's fun to make fun of her.
Also most of her fans are creepy as fuck and come off as having crazy mother issues."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784840 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:33:58")

"reminder susie is the player character who watches kris and his boyfriend ralsei make out often";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784859 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:34:14" && image=="THAT'S IT IM CALLING MTT.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784861 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:34:19" && image=="DrSbApbVYAAhHBJ.jpg:orig.jpg")

">>233784790
>Kris & Round
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVRMy9V4AEycXU.jpg

>Kris & Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVGIUDU0AEcpQL.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVGKAQVsAAkz0E.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVGMD4UwAAMX4o.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVGMyqU4AE4FfN.jpg

>Kris & Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPL1VNUcAAZ4bO.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPYpWZUwAENDa4.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrP6QhFVAAEr4EG.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTxoWyUcAAp8O7.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrT3O8zUwAASCvb.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUYNJQUwAAdkLK.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUzv3NU4AIESJV.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVXNISUUAA0Xl_.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrWFhV-U4AEriIS.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrWTgq6VAAI9lSu.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYtqTWVAAAtUoX.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZICDMUcAEpneH.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZLRNmWkAAXpSv.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZxyZVUcAA7W3u.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ_EceVAAAgwv3.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraYBm8VsAAYab5.jpg

>Kris & Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZDZLTUUAEVlCi.png

>Lancer & Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUeQ_jU0AADyIO.jpg

>Lancer & Rouxls Kaard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrQUUtKUcAABaCm.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrQUVYbU8AELP_n.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrSNyCcVAAA8yHx.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU82zFXQAYcT2x.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZh5yYUwAEiVaq.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZppf_UcAAVT4q.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZpthnUwAAqV3c.jpg

>Lancer & Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrT0IZvU8AEawX9.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXhPY_VYAAy993.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYK7mMUUAANRLF.png"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784867 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:34:24")

">>233784763
Very very much so"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784880 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:34:32" && image=="1541353718339.png")

">Toby Fox has successfully turned every straight man on /utg/ gay with the power of anthro goats
holy shit the absolute madman"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784898 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:34:46")

">>233784207
Why is it missing the hijab?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784915 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:34:55")

">>233784840
I'm fine with that"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784949 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:35:22" && image=="DrUP61IVYAA2c1r.png:orig.png")

">>233784861
>Lancer & Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrO_2ZqVYAIN8-B.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrRTU6EU4AEEBZ6.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTlVo-U8AEY3nU.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrT1D9EU8AAkw5S.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrT1KX_VsAArsZU.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrT1NgZU8AA0qFB.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrT3fWhU8AA1sXl.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUL2qyU8AAcZd1.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUZZ2CVYAAT_db.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU9UZ_U0AEPlKb.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVMxBjUwAArQfY.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVb7TEU8AApE2q.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZZntRVsAAoaBn.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ0KtIVsAAeYQo.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ0LcAV4AECLED.jpg

>Mettaton & Rouxls Kaard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUPxnTUcAA9lsr.jpg

>Noelle & Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPvyUSUwAAx93H.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrRmtXwUwAAOpxz.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrT_t9vU4AEJ4Q7.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZmw49VYAEEV1G.jpg

>Ralsei & Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVzUleVsAAwuOT.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZu387U8AEva4C.jpg

>Round & Rouxls Kaard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrQUS99UcAAAg7i.png

>Susie & Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrRyM4aUwAAZ1jL.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrSn8pZVAAA3x7T.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUCq79V4AAEemP.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUCq75U4AA349t.jpg

>Alphys & Kris & Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZgEE7V4AA3IVb.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZgEaBUwAEVsoG.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZgEukU8AAgAS6.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZgFAUVsAAyX8V.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraYAShU8AAJZpd.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraYA_nUUAE18ju.jpg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233784976 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:35:40" && image=="1541561222480.png")

"Nagger";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785030 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:36:24" && image=="DrRt7FwVAAAcn6-.jpg:orig.jpg")

">>233784949
>Chara & Frisk & Kris
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrSwuD7VAAAlcI8.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTNM_YUcAAkhPY.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTvpg6UcAAlpij.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUSWM5VsAEuRVM.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU6zejWoAkec44.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU64Y-XcAYi4b3.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVCLZsW4AEivmC.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVIGhLWwAAuXI9.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVTaXbV4AEe7Eo.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVWNmiVYAEnPmi.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVkdAxU4AElNrO.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVo8zWUwAAcZlx.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXve6fUcAAUdLt.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ0abbU8AAYvQY.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraS25pVYAUA9QT.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Draj8QeVsAAa2Ln.jpg

>Clover & Kris & Ralsei
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrRGSG4WsAEznJO.jpg

>Dog & Kris & Ralsei
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVIDGfV4AAeJcj.jpg

>Frisk & Kris & Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZfteIU4AEyqU0.jpg

>Kris & Lancer & Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVttTEUwAA5UzY.jpg

>Kris & Noelle & Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVEN9FV4AAswm2.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrY3C1GV4AAFXOS.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrY-7M2UUAIB1YA.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZC77FUcAArWI5.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Drai2bsVAAAymTm.jpg

>Kris & Papyrus & Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraNArZUcAAB7YG.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraNArdV4AEJauq.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraNAsKUwAEdAoR.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrbEMGgV4AE7kqf.jpg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785058 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:36:45")

"wouldn't it be funny as a joke if two of you cute gays met up and kissed and then posted a picture on the thread as a joke though";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785081 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:37:09")

">>233785030
>Dog & Kris & Ralsei
I thought Kris was wearing a diaper"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785097 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:37:26" && image=="DrZIXvJU4AErIk7.jpg:orig.jpg")

">>233785030
>Kris & Ralsei & Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPmnCZVsAASNPM.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrP6owMU4AIYzLe.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrSrP83VAAACCMM.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrT3fWiUcAEnYJY.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUf9EXUwAEeo7F.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUm1HpV4AAYlNr.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUqDjOUwAAkFT0.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU9eMUV4AALAIO.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVBvoZWkAANRy-.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVg2o3VYAA_x5R.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrViIW_VsAE1uzv.jpg (plush)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXaJfLVYAAf_5b.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXaLQGUUAA3g1H.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYKh_TUwAAQ_XT.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrY6jwwU4AEV2K7.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrY6klOVsAAPbNN.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZOKGaU8AEwYgM.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZSv09VsAEHk2a.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZWfEhVsAEmxGZ.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZcaBDU4AAF6Dd.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZbKy5U4AAoUp8.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZlm6EVAAAWbXy.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ5g2jU8AEEMCV.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraPFm5U8AUdPf9.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraTcH1U0AAb15G.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraVtrJVsAA-bCc.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DradaufU4AAH5OS.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Drae2uQV4AAmkmT.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraozXEUcAAwfG-.jpg

>Kris & Ralsei & Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUgVruVsAE1aPw.jpg

>Asriel & Asriel & Flowey & Ralsei
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUUtf3UcAERM3l.jpg

>Chara & Frisk & Kris & Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVl5UBVsAAs0ai.jpg

>Jevil & Kris & Ralsei & Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraBp-vUUAA-uYE.png"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785098 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:37:26")

"i can see it now, toby is the knight/bad guy, the one who is messing with the delta rune universe to tell this story he's been wanting to tell for so long, and you are also to blame because you are hijaking kris' & friends lives just to have more of that undertale feeling trip.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785104 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:37:30")

">>233785058
it would be funnier if a cute femanon kissed me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785119 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:37:42")

">>233785058
nobody in this thread is cute"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785130 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:37:52")

">>233785058
>anons
>cute
There's a reason traps only ever take pictures of their legs."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785160 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:38:15" && image=="seat.gif")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785172 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:38:28" && image=="DrVYudfV4AATeev.jpg:orig.jpg")

">>233785097
>Kris & Lancer & Ralsei & Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPftkQVsAUB8V5.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrQwdWsXgAAPqRr.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrRvOLyWsAAKar9.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUZK3yU0AAq4gv.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUh8AsVYAUCfOt.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU0KeUUUAAu-H3.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVCjpEU4AAYqj0.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrWk2qzW4AARdcF.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXaNQ6UUAIvSPL.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZG88OU4AEKD6Z.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZvuY7UwAAwVdD.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrbBMmMU4AAxiAj.jpg

>Kris & Ralsei & Round & Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVKKsSU4AASYhB.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVKLPLVYAArBSj.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVKLyhWwAAd829.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVKMV0U0AUUob1.jpg

>Jevil & Kris & Ralsei & Rouxls Kaard & Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrawBR6VYAAY0tD.png

>Kris & Lancer & Ralsei & Rouxls Kaard & Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVZZlUVYAATtst.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXvZ_EVAAAXUSh.jpg

>Kris & Ralsei & Round & Rouxls Kaard & Susie
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUi9DrUUAIgdl6.jpg

>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUpQ_yU0AAP6wU.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUsyD5UcAEtyqj.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVDEBNU8AAWPkR.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXdOvRUUAEXXYe.jpg

>Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTtp3DVAAYLr7_.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUvKH0UcAEm2jC.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYzp7RUwAENvXe.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZKUfXUwAAnYO_.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ_GgUV4AAGcNx.jpg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785224 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:39:02")

">>233785119
>>233785130
if i saw two boys kissing i'd be cute i think"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785258 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:39:29" && image=="DraMdn-VYAAI1-T.jpg:orig.jpg")

">>233785172
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTn7rrV4AA-xp_.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUsgCJVYAEpNtV.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUsgCJU4AAj5Os.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUsgCKVAAE9PXw.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUsgCQVYAAV0HD.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUqA6qU0AALJxK.jpg (omega)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUsyupUwAE01zu.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYbpDWUcAAkrc8.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYiMSjV4AAbU6B.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZEVotWwAANeYQ.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZtaIuU0AE57j2.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZwHE1VsAA8ULf.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ6-vEVsAA1iQV.jpg

>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTjIXdU0AAfoCp.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTk-wdUcAEylug.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTlufYV4AAJvja.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUSz_qV4AAcEcb.jpg (kindness)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrV2gYTVYAAk7AC.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrV2g6-WkAAcqol.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYrxGqVYAAsB2I.jpg

>Asriel & Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUFm_fXgAApqQh.jpg

>Chara & Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTwjZ_U0AA3MG2.jpg

>Chara & Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ_JFWUwAATYrC.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraAXRoUUAAr9TN.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DranJZ9UcAAJ7xZ.png

>Flowey & Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ9ny7UUAEXWvr.jpg

>Asriel & Asriel & Chara & Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPvuUCVYAEk2N0.jpg

>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ5mn7V4AA0Dbe.jpg

>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVOZzuXcAEI0Bm.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXokr_UUAE-Tty.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ_82KVAAEeCWH.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraE2PMV4AA5D4x.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraE2ldVsAEcVer.jpg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785289 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:40:08" && image=="take it.png")

"I want every single person in this thread to give me ONE (1) reason why they aren't contributing even a third as much as twitter anon";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785295 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:40:12")

">>233784859
Good shit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785313 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:40:26")

">>233784404
youllm niggers already know the blue dude is gonna fuck the purple bitch"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785320 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:40:32" && image=="DrZ508AVYAAWd0M.jpg:orig.jpg")

">>233785258
>Alphys & Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTpLoRVsAErZTn.jpg

>Alphys & Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrbEJ8jUwAAAa7p.jpg

>Alphys & Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraVDErWwAEWTHg.jpg

>Frisk & Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPRrVmUwAA_n9t.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPRrVmU0AAMovD.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPRrVoU0AEqTjH.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZDZLOU8AEJE6v.png

>Mettaton & Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Drai1oJV4AAxHj3.jpg

>Alphys & Asgore & Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraEqt1U0AEU5wm.jpg (house)

>Alphys & Mettaton & Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Draf7YtV4AA2Jpl.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Drai08CU0AAvFaH.jpg

>Asgore & Flowey & Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVCjofUcAEAVNV.jpg

>Alphys & Bratty & Catty & Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrSUIWPU8AA0aUP.png

>Alphys & Papyrus & Sans & Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU2LguXgAAUdb9.jpg

>Bad time
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUvQtaV4AEasnO.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUvRSJVsAAih6-.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUvRtKU0AADyKv.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXDO4qVAAA8rDA.jpg

>Cards
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVXdAPUwAALVmh.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVXdKNXcAERWNH.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVXdVMWwAAxET3.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVXdfLUUAIArBd.jpg

>Deltarune
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrSe1FfX0AEJQHF.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYx20sV4AAm2mF.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZJW2wU8AEJkqG.jpg

>Halloween
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZLyaWUcAAQTvs.jpg

>Hometown
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrT1x8VVYAEf5XW.png"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785321 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:40:33")

">>233785289
I haven't played Deltarune yet, I need to swap my motherboard"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785324 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:40:35")

"So who do you think would win?

Jevil?
Kefka?
Gamzee?
Discord?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785365 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:41:18")

">>233784404
I straight up don't trust Ralsei or the darkeners at all."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785378 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:41:33")

">>233785324
Jevil because he can do anything."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785379 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:41:34" && image=="DrZaudDU0AEAp4n.jpg:orig.jpg")

">>233785320
>Moss (I'd like to believe this is related to Deltarune but who knows)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZxldQVAAIQsra.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Draf5kvVYAAye4j.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Draou6RU0AUhww2.jpg

>Muffet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZWp4gVAAAfgGb.jpg

>Nicepants
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrS5N_zU4AAtEbt.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrS5PLFVAAAKN-w.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrS5QDJU4AAcwEr.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrS5Q_1U0AAupHu.jpg

>Noelle
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrRYd21X0AARxJK.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUYORmUcAIWMp1.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU0ctfVAAELqwH.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZpkOQU0AEmBhY.jpg

>Round
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVBvn-UUAAD1VD.jpg

>Soriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrT2LBqVsAEq13t.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ7itJUcAA_U8Q.jpg

>Undertale
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPEICAUwAAXR8a.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZJW2vVsAIL0GU.jpg

>Undertale halloween party
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUlB4kV4AAZs5E.png

> & R
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZJW2wU8AEJkqG.jpg

>Burgerpants
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrT1dE4U8AASkBk.jpg

>Mad Mew Mew
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTqp0QUcAAkNq2.png

>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPEIBFU4AA0tZF.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrP4If4U4AAO3xN.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTpM-5V4AAiHbT.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Drb4p_WV4AAqRae.png

>Mew Mew
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTqoNSVsAQAGXF.png

>Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU_6IVVsAAVrV7.jpg

>Napstabot
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUyY6kVsAIMvoX.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYn36RU8AAZ9za.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraCfJxVYAAaOgo.jpg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785393 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:41:40")

">>233785321
I shall accept this, swapping out computer parts or opening my case at all is something I put off constantly."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785409 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:41:55")

">>233784295
God, I wish that were me."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785413 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:41:56")

">>233785289
Im a lazy git."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785416 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:42:01")

">>233785289
i contributed in old /utg/ im retired"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785443 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:42:18" && image=="1533140669938.jpg")

">>233785289
I was twitteranon for two and a half years and got major hardcore burn out even when the fandom was slow as shit.
I can't even imagine trying to do it in the same manner I did back then with all the art Delta Rune is getting. New twitteranon is a fucking saint."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785461 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:42:36" && image=="DrZOK7IVYAEz9P-.jpg:orig.jpg")

">>233785379
>Other bots
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXniLeUcAA9jdk.jpg

>Frisk & Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrP4If4UUAYoY0I.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXRgQOUwAA6ZIA.jpg

>Mad Mew Mew & Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrXlN8hU4AAUoo7.jpg

>Mettaton & Napstabot
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVCQqxWkAEO3Cj.jpg

>Burgerpants & Frisk & Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYvVYoV4AAON1j.jpg

>Dog & Frisk & Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTpMdHVsAA3xFk.jpg

>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrS-6EZU4AE0NLz.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTbq0mVAAETGEg.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTpfasVAAAGa1Q.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTpf69UcAA-NIE.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUbLH8UwAA-_qQ.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrU4lTpWkAMFJaz.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrWxzGrV4AAZpcA.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZoflyU0AIR6_U.jpg

>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTrpZoVAAAkfM3.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVCxwpU0AA_SXr.jpg

>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPEPvTVYAEYUE_.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrT9y4lVYAIfpMd.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ-WbpVYAI8k3x.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraAXRnVYAEfVr9.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DraEYp-U4AIMXow.jpg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785476 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:42:50")

">>233785313
I can't believe we're gonna get cucked by sans AGAIN"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785486 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:42:58")

">>233785289
Okay, I'll have you know that I just got added by someone named "sexy girl 171" on snapchat. Yeah, she might be dumb as a sack of rocks, talks in circles, and keeps sending me suspicious links, but I got shit going on, okay."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785530 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:43:34")

"ralsei is sugary sweet.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785535 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:43:37" && image=="DrPY0oQU8AABPSy.jpg:orig.jpg")

">>233785461
>Frisk & Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYWWXoVYAEe-6m.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYWWXmUwAA2dEn.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrYWWXqVsAIgv3y.jpg

>Frisk & Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPzPuvVYAM1y7Z.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVRNgZUUAAJhDp.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZ_Oc2UUAAkCf3.jpg

>Gaster & Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUQGBDVsAAml4d.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrZNxroV4AAT_GI.jpg

>Papyrus & Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrPEH_0UUAE8LvH.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTskuGVAAA0LZD.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUXNyrVAAE0P1A.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrVWmtSVYAIAslM.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrY828xUcAM3sfs.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dray-z3UwAAVU3e.jpg

>Dog & Papyrus & Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrUbu1aV4AIW_83.jpg

>Frisk & Grillby & Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrTrD_MU0AEDXcg.jpg

Sources and full catalog: https://twitnon.surge.sh/2018-11-07.html
Last dump: >>233587314 (two days ago)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785538 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:43:37")

">>233785289
does rp'ing as grillby and making anons happy every friday/saturday night count as a higher level of contribution, cuz i used to do that like 2 years ago"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785603 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:44:26")

"THAT IS UN-SO.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785607 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:44:32")

">>233785476
daddy sansy big daddy dommy bone for mommy while i watch i stroke my princess sticky so yummy for me and daddy and mommy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785620 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:44:44")

">>233785535
Love you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785628 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:44:57" && image=="file.png")

">>233784404
Toriel and Asgore getting together is a sweet as heck ending and would be a good resolution to their arcs."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785697 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:45:54" && image=="1541637769160.png")

"I saw him in my dreams again...";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785703 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:45:58" && image=="Damn straight.jpg")

">>233784404
>>233784404
Asgore will always remain a spineless piece of shit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785724 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:46:12")

"so a question for the drawfags, are you able to fap to your own work? it seems like it would be a weird experience";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785737 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:46:24")

">>233785697
Toby?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785741 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:46:27")

">>233785535
TWITTERANON I VALUE YOU AND YOUR WILLINGNESS TO PROVIDE US THE FRESHEST CONTENT.
Bless."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785746 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:46:27")

">>233784404
Soriel is unironically a good, cute ship"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785783 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:46:56" && image=="drphil.jpg")

">>233785413
But Anon, you can do anything.

>>233785416
>>233785443
>>233785538
I can accept these. Your service is appreciated.

>>233785486
You're the most popular man in the thread, Congratulations."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785784 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:46:57" && image=="Spoiler Image")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785795 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:47:09")

">>233785697
Strange thing enough is, in spite of this unhealthy obsession, characters from undertale and deltarune barely ever appear in my dreams, except maybe as unimportant side characters or just people standing in the background."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785810 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:47:25")

">>233784751
Reminder that Ralsei is just Kris' ideal version of Asriel.
And that means they want their brother to flirt with them"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785818 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:47:29")

">>233785289
I write lengthy critiques of most of the fanfics I see here, and that generally seems to be appreciated by the writers."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785821 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:47:32" && image=="DrfgNO2V4AAbsFJ.jpg orig.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785828 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:47:37" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>233785098
>3 protags bumming around a nigh-unreachable foreign land in the name of heroics
...oh dear god no"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785840 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:47:51")

">>233784207
all the fan theories and creative shit flowing around is driving me more and more to learn to lucid dream
ive been trying for months now, with almost no success
how the fuck do i get it to work /utg/"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785846 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:47:54")

">>233785724
Rarely, the more time I spend on it the less I can fap to it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785862 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:48:13")

"http://poal.me/h6qmnb
would you rather share your body with chara or have kris share their body with you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785881 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:48:29" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>233785724
i do quite often, yeah. i dont think about the fact i drew it much, just what specifically i drew"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785884 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:48:34")

">>233785443
>>233785538
based fellow oldfags"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785949 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:49:15")

">>233784654
quick reminder that kris is in a superposition of male and female"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785963 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:49:30")

"i had a dream that gave me the theory that ralsei is made of sugar too.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785969 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:49:33" && image=="Dqwwys7V4AY4U56.jpg orig.jpg")

"What kind of fish iis undyne?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785973 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:49:44")

">>233785949
I'm gonna collapse Kris"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785974 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:49:45")

">>233785818
This is a better reason than most."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785985 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:49:51")

"KRIS IS A BOY WITH A BIG BOY PENIS";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233785993 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:49:57")

">>233785949
no kris is a boy and he is gay and kisses his boyfriend ralsei on the lips"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786018 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:50:21")

">>233785724
I get off to my sketches yes but honestly my sketches are such a jumbled mess the only one that can translate them is me and I lose motivation trying to line or color them as they never look as arousing as they did in the beginning"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786030 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:50:29")

">>233785862
use strawpoll like a normal person"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786031 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:50:29" && image=="1540702505889.jpg")

">>233784404
Seam is 100% for lewd"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786039 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:50:36")

">>233785289
i've contributed to the jevil collage."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786043 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:50:43" && image=="1509855003478.jpg")

">>233785821
What a cool girl. Someone should definitely help her buy bras, though. .. She also looks like she's been skipping meals"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786071 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:51:08")

">>233785969
She's made of girlfriend material."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786074 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:51:11")

">>233785130
If I actually tried to workout and shave once in a while I’d could look handsome at best."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786075 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:51:11")

">>233785530
Kris canonically goes down on him much more than you'd expect solely because his cum tastes like cake batter."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786096 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:51:26")

">>233786030
strawpoll is awful anon, it's just traditional"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786107 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:51:33")

"small brain: kris is a boy
big brain: kris is a girl
huge brain: kris is androgynous so you can self insert and debating gender will get you nowhere
omega brain: kris is futa"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786131 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:51:58" && image=="1453860168810.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786160 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:52:27")

">>233785724
> implying they don't
Creating the exact fap material you want and no-one else will get right is probably the motivation behind drawing in the first place for most.

>>233785969
Forgot which one, I just remember that there is a very specific fish she's based off of. As you can guess, it's a blue one with a long, red-ish fin at it's top. And in other places, but the top thing is why she has red hair."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786165 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:52:33" && image=="tumblr_phjw3eIv3K1ra0lo0o3_r1_1280.png")

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBb-BrvvZVI
why does this song make me depressed?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786192 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:52:52")

">>233785628
>Implying this would ever be the case.

They will never be together, Toby will pander to people who want Toriel and Sans to fuck. Happy loving marriages are verboten in our modern society.

>>233785818
I just personally like knowing someone read something I wrote, regardless of how harsh the critique."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786195 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:52:55" && image=="Dq1UC5OU8AALfwg.jpg orig.jpg")

"pray the gay away";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786209 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:53:06")

">>233786107
trans dimensional brain: kris is my spouse"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786218 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:53:10")

">>233786195
fuck the pain away"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786243 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:53:33" && image=="1541687857801.gif")

"There should be a law against being so fucking adorable";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786262 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:53:51")

">>233785289
I already scanned most of my doujins, leave me alone."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786297 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:54:14")

">>233785818
You ever do CrocodileTears' stuff? Asking for a friend"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786306 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:54:19")

">>233784404
Kris makes a better girl then boy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786331 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:54:37" && image=="1460662801326.jpg")

">See sexy Susie art on twitter and retweet that I like it
>Some guy calls me out for liking kid porn
>Tell him "Granted. The characters are children but she's clearly aged up in this image. Children don't have bodies like that."
>He throws a fit and immediately deletes his tweet right after replying "GRANTED I DONT FUCKING CARE"

I'm pretty sure thet kids are in high school anyway that's fair game"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786357 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:55:04")

">>233784404
I think Kris is a disturbed and dangerous individual from growing up in a town where he's the only one his kind, overshadowed by his successful brother, helicoptered by his zealous mother, and lack of a father figure seeing as how asgore's a total bitch"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786389 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:55:27")

">>233786331
>talking to people on twitter
>talking to people
>people
anon what the fuck"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786408 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:55:45")

">>233785724
Yes."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786423 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:56:01")

">>233786331
They're definitely in high school. Doesn't Toriel say to Kris that they'd be going to uni soon in the beginning or somming?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786449 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:56:29")

">>233786389
Fuck off Kris

Start talking"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786472 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:56:43")

">>233786195
>In Deltarune's universe Undyne and Alphys never met
>This causes Undyne to meet some guy at some point
>She hooks up with him
>Gets married
>Lives in a happy hetero marriage where they both attend church

How mad would the fandom be?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786492 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:56:55")

">>233784404
I think that Gaster being elaborated upon and expanded might lose the charm that his type of character has, but I'm a complete sucker for the concept of a character that got removed pre-release having spooky lore surrounding their removal, and that supersedes the former point enough to make me actually want to see what Gaster's actually doing."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786504 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:57:02")

">>233786331
Look, say what you will about tumblr but I have NEVER seen bigger retards than the people on twitter.

>>233786423
Yes, Toriel says that it won't be long until Frisk is graduates"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786509 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:57:08")

">>233786449
..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786514 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:57:10")

">>233786165
It's not the song, anon, it's the story behind the notes."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786524 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:57:19")

">>233786423

Yes, and temmy is studying for "colleg" or whatever. They are probably in senior year"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786556 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:57:40")

">>233786331
but did you save the pic?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786559 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:57:42" && image=="Spoiler Image")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786568 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:57:58")

">>233785828
>>233785098
they just want to live their lives"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786608 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:58:40")

"I cant wait for more undyne doujins

https://exhentai.org/g/1221408/53d4bec05f/"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786610 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:58:43" && image=="tumblr_phs3lbusuN1tbfbfvo1_1280.png")

">>233786165
It's playful but still melancholic, reflecting the situation once you realize they're toys without purpose, and that he's so broken he couldn't be played with anymore either way."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786658 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:59:30")

"kris and ralsei are gay and they fuck";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786709 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:00:24")

">>233786658
who do they fuck"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786710 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:00:24" && image=="file.png")

">>233786509
FREAK

>>233786556
This was the image in question
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrbdQ-0UcAAWv3T.png"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786718 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:00:31")

">>233786243
this is probably the most realistic looking depiction of Ralsei I've ever seen, makes him seek like the cute dork in glasses he actually is"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786741 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:00:55")

">>233785974
>>233786131
>>233786192
Thanks, guys.

>>233786297
I don't think I have. What's their most recent thing?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786750 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:01:01" && image=="1534838722394.jpg")

">>233786165
It's melancholy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786751 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:01:03")

">>233786709
Susie?"
;


if(OT3 Anon && title=="" && postNumber==233786767 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:01:18" && image=="Spoiler Image")

"Hey there /utg/

More green coming tonight, writing it as we speak. Instead of posting as I type it up, I plan on having most of my shit written aside in a doc and done before I start pumping it into this thread

also post bots"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786768 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:01:19")

">>233786658
kris and ralsei are straight and they fuck"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786784 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:01:35")

">>233786389
Anon, please don't freak out but you are talking to people right now"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786794 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:01:45")

">>233786331
They're explicitly highschool aged
With Kris going to college next year and Susie for sure held back a few years
Anyone who says "They're kids!" either didn't play the game or is a braindead seasponge"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786807 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:01:54")

"What do you think the lullaby ralsei sings sounds like?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786813 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:02:03")

">>233786751
so kris and ralsel are girl?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786848 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:02:32" && image=="IMG_20181107_082322.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786850 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:02:34")

">>233786297
write more you fuckin haven't written in forever"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786861 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:02:47")

">>233786709
each other
>>233786751
susie watches
>>233786768
ew"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786870 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:02:56")

">>233786751
Kris and Ralsei: We're gay and we're going to fuck you, Susie!

Susie: I'm a girl...

Kris and Ralsei: ... You are?!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786883 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:03:08" && image=="freeks.jpg")

"I wish to see the fun gang play DnD";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786908 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:03:26" && image=="1200px-Pirhana06.jpg")

">>233785969
piranha."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786926 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:03:43" && image=="unknown.png")

"Beating genocide in Undertale deletes Delta Rune.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786968 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:04:29")

"The Fun Gang but instead they are The Gucci Gang";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233786994 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:04:50" && image=="20181107_142903.jpg")

">>233786710
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrbdQ-0UcAAWv3T.png


fun fact, that's where this comment came from lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787006 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:05:02")

">>233786794
There's also a weird wave of people genuinally going "they are kids!1!!!" at characters under 21 or even those "coded" as looking a tad younger, for some strange reason."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787018 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:05:19" && image=="Spoiler Image")

"goat?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787028 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:05:27")

"Post more buff sus";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787054 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:05:52")

">>233786883
>Susie is a freak
>Kris is a geek

Nice. Though I'm reminded of that one bully character who is revealed later in the season to be just as dorky as the main geek cast but hates them because they didn't invite him to their outing. That's Susie"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787074 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:06:16" && image=="tumblr_pht6g2WwHf1u6k0xco3_400.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787095 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:06:31" && image=="c35fec3b56c4e4c78ede28e4db801ab9_480.jpg")

">>233786994
oh shit, that's that whole titty"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787107 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:06:41")

">>233786767
Godspeed anon, loving it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787125 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:06:55")

">>233786807
It's totally the credits song"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787129 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:06:58")

">>233786472
They would have a meltdown, I saw the fandom throwing a fit over Undyne being a cop."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787152 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:07:27")

">>233787018
More like, go away"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787176 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:07:54" && image=="1516514623575.jpg")

">>233787018
The longer I stare at this the more it hurts"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787208 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:08:20")

">>233787129
did you see the fandom throwing a fit or a specific group of people?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787225 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:08:36" && image=="1528468976142.png")

">>233787074

>>233786472
I'm legit surprised I haven't seen people bitching about it more. All I saw was someone bitching about Alphys being into Asgore"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787242 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:08:47")

">>233786710
Source? I really want to see if the artist had posted anything else like it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787250 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:08:53" && image=="blackwater.jpg")

"Do you think we're going to university next chapter?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787253 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:08:55" && image=="1541690960369.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787256 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:08:57" && image=="1504060420908.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787279 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:09:13")

">>233787095
indeed the whole titty."
;


if(Not So Based Goat Boy Fucker && title=="" && postNumber==233787314 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:09:42" && image=="excuse me, waht.png")

">>233787018
i am curious but erect
>>233786926
Toby you motherfucker"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787323 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:09:54")

">>233786994
>17
>a kid
I hate Western civilization!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787342 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:10:19")

">>233787225
>All I saw was someone bitching about Alphys being into Asgore
The most ironic part about that is the fact that Alphys already had a crush on Asgore back on UT."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787346 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:10:22")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787353 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:10:25")

">>233787006
the tumblr kind of crowd can't decide if they want to freak out and call everything that features young characters pedophilic or defend pedophilia.

>>233786994
>Wanting to fuck a 17 year old is somehow weird
>Better just wait another year and then it's suddenly not weird
>This is for a fictional character who is also a dinosaur

End me."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787370 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:10:38")

">>233787242
https://twitter.com/washlet_mskm"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787394 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:10:52")

">>233785289
I used to write but college and work have sapped me of all my energy and spare time."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787395 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:10:53")

">>233787129
>Throwing a fit over Undyne being a cop
I saw the tumblr posts, but I'm going to ask again anyway, just wtf did they think the royal guard was? If anything, Undyne going from captain of the royal guard to police officer would be considered several steps in the right direction if they had any idea about what they were talking about."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787405 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:11:12" && image=="DqwhYUjXcAA3Hqd.jpg")

">namefagging
Its over bros..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787423 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:11:28")

">>233787006
Why are people like that? Have they ever heard of the concept of teen moms?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787481 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:12:31")

">>233787405
That's the biggest blackpill of all."
;


if(Not So Based Goat Boy Fucker && title=="" && postNumber==233787489 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:12:37" && image=="whatcha gonna do about it faggot.png")

">>233787405
you must've missed the past 20 something threads buddy,"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787490 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:12:37")

">>233787423
it's 2018, that's why."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787501 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:12:39")

">>233787405
No it's just beginning my friend. With 7 years to go until DR comes out the number of Namefags to regular posters will only rise."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787505 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:12:48")

">>233787423
Teen moms aren't a good thing, retard"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787506 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:12:49")

">>233787481
The fuck is a blackpill"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787513 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:13:02" && image=="1516309216915.jpg")

">>233786926
But the program isn't named Deltarune.
It's named SURVEY_PROGRAM.exe

Obviously you could have renamed it but I apologize. My years on the internet has made me skeptical about everything."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787538 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:13:30" && image=="1457306440790.jpg")

"Is the room with the guy who has bandaged hands and the description of the sink being a clone created by cutting taller sink in half supposed to be a reference to the theory about the skelebros being clones of Gaster?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787542 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:13:34")

"Suzie's feet!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787543 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:13:37")

">>233787342
Asgore and Alphys would probably be good for each other. Asgore is an everflowing fountain of love and acceptance and Alphys can look past the morally questionable shit Asgore's done since she's done worse."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787547 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:13:38")

">>233787506
having a jawline that surpasses Chad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787561 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:13:51")

">>233787489
Kill yourself"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787562 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:13:50")

"https://twitter.com/coolskeleton076/status/1058216579270291456
It's really hard to make out what Rude Buster is a remix of."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787576 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:13:57" && image=="man of integrity.jpg")

">>233787394
You are forgiven, those are entirely valid reasons. Good luck in class, anon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787591 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:14:14")

">>233787506
Take the blackpill, Jim."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787603 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:14:28")

">>233787481
TAKE THE REDPILL KRIS I LOVE THE REDPILL"
;


if(sans && title=="" && postNumber==233787607 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:14:31")

">>233787405
heh kiddo you have no idea..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787609 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:14:33")

"reminder
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HFHbKRr1t1"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787618 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:14:40")

"lancer digs holes in his room because spade is another word for shovel
wake up"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787637 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:14:58")

">>233787543
You aren't wrong"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787638 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:14:57")

">>233787006
>>233787353
NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT SOME SPASTIC ON TUMBLR IS COMPLAINING ABOUT
The people who use this site will take literally any excuse they can to be offended by something. It is what narcissistic people do for fun. There is no point in caring, or even using the site at all if you are not a content creator or fetish pornography addict.
Someone add this to the OP."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787641 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:15:00")

">>233787208
I don't remember exactly, it was posts about complaing about Undnye not being with Alphys and her being a cop."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787656 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:15:14" && image=="1457306440774.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787657 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:15:14" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>233787018
is ralsei goofy's soulmate?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787662 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:15:23")

">>233786559
That's fucking cool anon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787663 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:15:22")

"Am I mishearing things or is there a tiny bit of Don't Forget on The World Revolving?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787678 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:15:38" && image=="1541624646170.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787683 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:15:40" && image=="1541408895988.png")

">>233787394
hey friend, we're in the same boat

I have so many good ideas for fics. Some happy stuff with Jevil and Seam, cute stories with Ralsei and Kris, I get all these ideas in my head while I'm in class and just wish I had the time and energy to just sit down and write"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787694 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:15:46")

">>233787542
What about them, anon?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787710 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:16:04")

">>233787657
I hate you for reminding me of that"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787715 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:16:11")

">>233787657
Don't post that evil here."
;


if(Not So Based Goat Boy Fucker && title=="" && postNumber==233787737 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:16:23")

">>233787561
Join the club pal."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787741 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:16:27")

">>233786861
>ew
He eats her ass and gets fucked by a strap-on."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787748 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:16:29")

">>233787562
I'm pretty sure that it's Break the Targets, from Melee.

>>233787663
You are not hearing things. Don't Forget is in like six different songs on the soundtrack, and the main melody of "Don't Forget, I'm With You in the Dark" is 100% in The World Revolving."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787751 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:16:33")

">>233787208
I think it was mostly tumblr Undyne fans?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787754 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:16:35" && image=="ON-KsQIq_400x400.jpg")

">>233787506
Accepting fate. This general got a s pike of goodness. Now it's garbage"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787756 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:16:38")

">>233787657
Oh fuck,that spooked me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787795 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:17:11")

">>233785969
Holy fuck my peepee"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787802 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:17:17" && image=="1521236137735.png")

">>233787657
I KNEW WHAT IMAGE THIS WAS GOING TO BE AND I OPENED IT ANYWAY GOD DAMN IT"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787834 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:17:37")

">>233787694
I want to lick them all over and suck on her toes!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787838 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:17:40")

"what if susie is killed by asriel";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787869 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:18:11")

"It feels good to have new content to talk about again doesn't it?

t. anon from a dead general"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787880 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:18:20")

">>233787838
top ten anime plot twists"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787881 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:18:20")

">>233787603
THE MRA'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO, MAGA - Ralsei"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787914 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:18:48")

">>233787395
I don't know anon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787929 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:19:00")

">>233787869
This general was always shit. Leave while you can"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787931 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:19:00")

"WHERE’S THE CHAOS";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787960 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:19:33" && image=="1452952686443.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787973 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:19:44" && image=="1541195284470.jpg")

">>233784404
I think Susie is better with tiddie than without. Massive ones are too out of place though."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787976 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:19:46")

">>233785969
The kind of fish that swims up your pee stream and lives in your dingdong."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787980 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:19:48" && image=="DrXaNQ6UUAIvSPL.jpg")

"Gamers, gamers... Let's chill for a bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0pdwd0miqs

Anyone have ideas for some cool items for this, I guess, series?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233787981 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:19:51")

">>233787929
Every general is trash anon."
;


if(Not So Based Goat Boy Fucker && title=="" && postNumber==233787985 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:19:54")

">>233787838
It'll probably be accidentally, a moment where she is just teasing kris about biting his face off, but asriel takes it as a full on threat, but not used to being stronger he fucking kills her."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788013 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:20:23" && image=="1541714432265.jpg")

">>233787656
Kris has got some good hips"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788023 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:20:31")

">>233787838
But why would he do that on the first place? Jealousy issues over Kris being close with someone else?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788050 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:21:04" && image=="1541148528579.jpg")

"Where do you store the susiekris fics";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788064 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:21:15" && image=="DrWIBjtXQAUFt8G.png")

">>233787931
>You will never hold hands with Jevil
Feels bad bros"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788075 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:21:24")

">>233787513

Friend uploaded the image for me, but I renamed it on my own just for the sake of finding it among my other desktop icons. I don't have any footage because I found it on accident while doing a genocide run for fun in UT after finishing deltarune.
The evidence is anecdotal but I was screen sharing my desktop on discord with friends during my sans attempts and they all saw I had deltarune on my desktop.
The moment I noticed the icon changed was after I refused Chara's offer and the game windowed.

If you want to try to attempt to replicate I named my fallen human Kris and refused Chara's first offer.

I honestly don't know if this actually happened or I'm just blocking out deleting deltarune from my memory, it would be cool if someone could attempt to replicate because I'm not interested in doing another genocide run anytime soon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788113 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:22:06")

"hey yall i found community in this small group of degens a little over three days ago and i just wanna say thank you all for showing me that hating something you once loved isnt good, i only say this now because my house might burn down tonight and i dont know if im ready to be homeless /vg/ros";


if(Not So Based Goat Boy Fucker && title=="" && postNumber==233788157 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:22:48" && image=="1506749540849.gif")

">>233788113
what the fuck did you do nigger"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788168 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:22:58")

"What kind of garbage twist or shit ending would the full game need to have for you to swear off the undertale fandom altogether? Kinda like the ending of homestuck or mass effect 3";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788181 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:23:16" && image=="1541383693069.png")

">>233787931
RIGHT HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTJY_4Q_hok"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788189 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:23:20")

">>233787981
Yeah, I hang out on /tes/ a lot. It's... an acquired taste with it's own set of politics, just got to find your niche. Like anywhere.
>>233787973
Same. It's not really a sex thing, if they have hair, are bipedal, have shoulders, etc, it just looks better if the rest of the primate-esque anatomy follows suit."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788210 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:23:34")

">>233787405
This is the biggest redpill in the thread. You may not like it, but it is true. Namefagging is ultra-cringe"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788226 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:23:50" && image=="1540671812966.png")

">>233788113
>i only say this now because my house might burn down tonight
pardon? what the fuck are you doing anon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788229 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:23:51")

">>233788113
What the fuck?
What’s going on anon?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788248 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:24:03")

">>233788113
What the fuck anon?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788249 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:24:06")

">>233788113
Damn, good luck anon. I hope it turns out okay."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788269 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:24:28" && image=="1541657907660.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788293 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:24:53")

">>233788226
>>233788229
>>233788248
>>233788249
> be me
> live in cali
> itsalwaysonfire.mov"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788314 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:25:18" && image=="1541132740332.png")

">>233788113
ANON WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788375 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:26:22")

">>233788293
yikes!
stay safe anon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788385 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:26:35")

">>233788168
Homestuck crossover would actually probably kill it for me."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788398 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:26:49" && image=="snip.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788458 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:27:33")

"NOELLE'S GLOWING PEPPERMINT DEER COCK";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788463 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:27:37" && image=="1541307028527.gif")

">>233788013

>that look
>that figure
>kris will never straddle his hips on your face and wordlessly command you to suck his cock
>he will never grunt huskily as his fingers grab at the roots of your hair, shoving your face further into his crotch
>you will never choke on his dick and look up to see his eyes squeeze shut all of the sudden
>you will never feel his hot load shooting into your mouth
>Kris will never pull himself out of your mouth, grab you by the chin, and pull your jaw open to lap some of his own spunk out of your mouth
>you will never see him pull back and watch as he greedily swallows half of his own load and lick the remainder off his lips
>he will never kiss you on the forehead and ruffle your hair as if you two had done little more than cuddle"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788472 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:27:44" && image=="ZOPBu5a.png")

">>233788050
Don't worry about that. We have top men working on it right now. Top.. men"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788474 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:27:46")

">>233788050
pastebin"
;


if(Not So Based Goat Boy Fucker && title=="" && postNumber==233788510 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:28:08" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">this will never be real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlwXWhfUAkw"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788546 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:28:48")

">>233788314
i didnt! simi valley just like literally caught fire while i was replaying jevil
>>233788375
im trying me and the family are just hanging out hoping to god that this isnt the end, what am i supposed to tell my professors "sorry i cabt turn in the project my house burned down""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788552 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:28:49")

">>233784404
Ralsei is a female."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788574 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:29:10")

">general is turning into facebook
Its dead, jim"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788608 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:29:42")

">>233788293
Damn, stay alert anon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788634 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:30:03")

">>233787754
When, 2015?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788643 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:30:07" && image=="1541732886041.jpg")

">>233788546
here's my tip: don't live in California

but in all seriousness hope everything ends well for you bro"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788683 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:30:46")

">>233788574
>he wasn't here for the 3 years we waited for Deltarune

You think 2:00 am slowtime is bad? You are like little baby."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788696 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:30:53")

">>233788574
don't worry anon, only five years to the full release"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788732 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:31:27")

"What do Kris' kisses taste like?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788736 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:31:30")

">>233788463
Fuckin’ hell anon why do you do this to me."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788745 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:31:37" && image=="1528435548772.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788746 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:31:40")

">>233788546
I hope everything turns out well anon, please take care."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788795 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:32:20")

">>233788732
like moss"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788801 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:32:23" && image=="Zoooom.gif")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788807 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:32:31")

">>233788546
When the Hurricane hit here that was a valid excuse at my Uni. Im sure a got dang forest fire is a good enough excuse."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788815 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:32:37")

">>233787657
god fucking damn it, why did you post this, i didn't need to remember this

oh no the memories of their blog are flooding back in, my night is ruined"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788817 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:32:38")

">>233788113
uuuhhhh"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788826 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:32:50")

">>233788546
>what am i supposed to tell my professors "sorry i cabt turn in the project my house burned down"
Assuming you're able to back it up with proof, yeah, that sounds like a pretty strong excuse."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788849 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:33:07")

">>233786710
>>233786331
I saw the comments, he literally used google translate to tell the artist "not to draw children like that""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788901 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:34:11")

"its painfully obvious that all the undertale protagonists are girls, why does people pretend they are "ambiguous"/male? this is stupid.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788917 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:34:23" && image=="b885d5df4b99587e06abc410904b1838907e0e1daad38dafb6f808900a66dca0.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233788931 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:34:33")

">>233788849
I saw that, I'm glad the artist just completely ignored these folks, as they should."
;


if(Tobie Mcgu-Fox The Real && title=="" && postNumber==233788965 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:35:15" && image=="file.png")

">>233788013
Fun fact. Kris has the best hips in the entire class"
;


if(OT3 Anon && title=="" && postNumber==233788996 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:35:41" && image=="DrZcaBDU4AAF6Dd.jpg")

"The writefagging continues
pastebin: https://pastebin.com/ETv355UB

also holy shit anons this general hasn't devolved that much jesus christ

>be Kris
>the walk back up to the castle was slow
>you feel guilty for listening in on Susie
>you try to keep what you heard out of your mind, but it's useless
>you had suspected that Susie was hurting to some degree, but having it confirmed was a bit of a gut punch
>and you can't exactly try to help her out in a way that makes it obvious you were listening in
>hell, even if you were the one she vented out to, there aren't a whole lot of ways you could act without it smelling like a deliberate pity party
>best you can do is just hang out with her like normal
>maybe give her a platonic hug if the mood is right
>god knows she could use one
>"Kris? Hey, Kris!"
>you blink
>Ralsei is standing right in front of you
>looks like you auto-piloted yourself into the kitchen
>the cakes are cooling out on wire racks on a nearby counter
>they're an odd dark purple-ish color
>you can smell chocolate, plus some fruit you can't quite place coming from them
>the smell reminds you of the task you were sent out on
>wordlessly, you bring out the Dark Candy
>"Hey! You found one!""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789000 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:35:42" && image=="tumblr_phut44ptPY1sgosj9o1_r1_1280.png")

">>233788463
Jeez anon that sounds kinda gay"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789001 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:35:44")

">>233788917
No Ralsei, you're whatever the lighteners demand. Remember? You said it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789002 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:35:45")

"This general gives the biggest pill realizing /v/ is better";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789068 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:36:37")

">>233789002
>/v/
only when it wanes /x/"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789082 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:36:54")

">>233789002
Then fuck off already"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789083 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:36:54" && image=="Undertale Restoration.png")

"progtale";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789090 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:37:00" && image=="oktavia seckendorff human form.jpg")

"Goodnight /tlhg/.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789125 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:37:26")

">>233788801
>BRAP
>SQRRRRCH
>BRAP
>SQRRRCH
>BRAP
>SQRRRCH"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789142 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:37:43")

">>233789002
Sad thing is you're not wrong"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789145 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:37:43" && image=="1440972742530.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789180 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:38:24")

">>233789002
Late night niche threads are the only good thing about /v/"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789208 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:38:49")

">>233788546
what in the fuck
stay safe and yes your professor would accept that excuse jesus christ"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789232 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:39:15")

">>233788965
Be honest with me, is that supposed to be a bulge down there?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789234 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:39:17")

">>233788996
Eyyyyyy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789239 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:39:21")

">>233789082
Big baby is getting angwy, huh?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789252 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:39:34")

">>233789090
Don't forget to subscribe, anon!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789260 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:39:40" && image=="1541742708320.gif")

">>233788546
>"sorry i cabt turn in the project my house burned down"
i feel awful for laughing at this"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789290 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:40:10" && image=="1541390156202.jpg")

">>233785818
Please do one of mine, people seem to generally like them but I'm a neurotic motherfucker and always think I could've done better no matter how much some anons praise my shit.

https://pastebin.com/wHzGTw0x

Hit me with that truth bomb."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789298 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:40:20" && image=="DrKnU66VAAIa0MH.png")

">>233788931
amen. also nice semi-nsfw susie drawing, I was legitimately looking for the sauce on that pic. glad i found it."
;


if(OT3 Anon && title=="" && postNumber==233789303 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:40:22" && image=="DrUygQmVAAEIt4d.png")

">>233788996
>Ralsei takes it in his hands and starts working away at the icing
>he gently shreds the entire thing into small pieces with his bare hands
>that, a bunch of powdered sugar, and some milk is blended together with a whisk
>you ask him if there's anything you can do to help
>"Uhm... not right now. I've got this. Thanks though!"
>you nod and lean against the wall, watching him work at it
>as soon as he's done with the frosting, he starts assembling the whole cake
>you notice how much practiced care he puts into each step, from spreading the frosting between each layer to getting the fruit toppings perfectly symmetrical on top
>his face is scrunched up with focus as he works, and he wipes off his glasses with the hem of his cloak multiple times to inspect the cake and adjust it as necessary
>finally, he's finished
>you tell him it looks amazing
>he blushes at your compliment
>"Oh, i-it's nothing. I'm glad you like the way it looks, but we gotta eat it before you know how good it REALLY is! Susie's gonna have the first slice, though."
>speaking of which, where is she?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789306 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:40:28")

">>233788917
ive seen you put on panties and pretend your a princess when no one is looking, slut"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789351 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:41:17")

">>233789239
what the fuck"
;


if(Tobie Mcgu-Fox The Real && title=="" && postNumber==233789368 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:41:30" && image=="1522452698367.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789379 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:41:36")

">>233789260
i laughed at it too and its happening to me right now down worry"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789405 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:42:03")

">>233788917
princes can have boobs"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789421 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:42:18")

"So what kind of merch you think we're gonna get tomorrow";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789425 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:42:19" && image=="Fred Durst.png")

"As a wise man once said, "Like a motherfucking chainsaw. What?"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789446 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:42:35" && image=="1532698436643.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789467 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:42:51")

">>233789421
Ralsei manual"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789498 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:43:19")

">>233789425
Like a motherfucking chainsaw.
What did I just say?!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789539 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:43:54")

">>233667216

does anyone know where I can find what fic this anon is referring to?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789547 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:44:08")

">>233789421
Seam plush
But I want an Asgore plush"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789549 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:44:10" && image=="Ralsei has a gun.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789553 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:44:14")

">>233789421
Ralsei-themed goatskin condoms"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789554 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:44:14")

">>233789421
ralsei dildo."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789564 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:44:20" && image=="1541736275203.png")

">>233789368
I am saddened as I think the world could do with more feminine Kris but at the same time I'd be lying if I said I wouldnt"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789567 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:44:21")

">>233789421
Lancer jacket."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789589 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:44:34" && image=="1523510693018.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789595 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:44:49")

"THE DARKNESS OF NIGHT FALLS AROUND MY SOUL";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789621 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:45:18")

">>233789539
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6128647/chapters/14045320"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789648 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:45:39")

">>233789539
Maybe Day to Day by CourierNew?
I haven't read it yet though."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789659 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:45:57")

"FEAR OF THE DARK
FEAR OF THE DARK"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789698 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:46:34" && image=="1512338290121.jpg")

">>233786331
Some fag on twitter called me a worm for saying for being mad that TobyFox's probably gonna pull another Undyne/Alphys with Susie and that I wanted the final game to give the player the option to date Susie. Like, I'm not even saying to remove Noelle's romantic interest and possible romance with Susie from the game, just that I want the option to romance barney girl instead.

Dude was legit angry that I dared to wish for more player options."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789738 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:47:13")

">>233789621
Hang on - can AO3 links be posted again?
Are you using any tricks?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789740 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:47:12" && image=="1539074005256.jpg")

">>233789539
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6128647/chapters/14045320
Read One by One first though otherwise the last chapter won't make sense.

Also don't be turned off by the first chapter, it's the 'darkest' in terms of content"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789743 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:47:13")

">>233784450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfQ-dYgWEGk"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789795 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:48:01")

">>233789738
Nop, as far as I know you could always post em"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789807 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:48:13")

">>233789698
Optional romance is a dumb but I don't think there's any way Toby could write a relationship between noelle and susie straight without it feeling like a rerun"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789829 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:48:32")

"I just want more of the soundtrack
I don't care if you never finish the game toby just release the music please"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789863 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:49:18")

">>233789795
They started being auto-banned back in May or June.
Looks like they've been allowed again for two weeks."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789920 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:50:11")

">>233789539
>>233789740
Oh, if you just care about the Asriel bit, skip to the last chapter."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233789973 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:51:09")

">>233789740
>One by One
>67941 words
>Day to Day
>32886 words
Oh boy, I'm gonna have a busy night. Thanks for the rec anon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790009 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:51:44" && image=="38975543_2048277348568998_3133343058075058176_n.jpg")

">>233789425
You know, in retrospect, even though Limp Bizkit is a bit of a cringefest, Break Stuff really is her song."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790095 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:53:12")

">>233789829
buy the ost, give toby more reasons to keep on making music"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790098 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:53:18" && image=="DraUJ_lVYAAOkap.jpg")

"oooooooh boy its not might anymore its my house is going to burn down tonight i love the burning isle of California";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790134 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:53:48")

">>233789973
They're literally the best fics in the entire fandom and they completely blow the dumb 'people that like them just ignore Asriel and Asgore's flaws!' people out of the water.

Also there's a third one about Chara that's alright."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790141 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:53:54")

">>233785160
cute"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790196 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:54:47")

"Imagine getting mad over Noelle having a crush on Susie.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790202 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:54:59")

">>233790098
jesus christ anon get out of there"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790262 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:55:57")

">>233790098
Do you have a death wish or something? Get out of there you dumbass"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790284 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:56:17")

">>233790098
DAMN IT ANON, STAY SAFE."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790287 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:56:18")

">>233790098
Godspeed and good luck, but maybe leave the mongolian flip book forum before you turn to ash friend."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790293 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:56:23")

">>233790098
anooon
ANONNN STOP
GET OUT OF THERE"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790302 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:56:29" && image=="1441334497085.png")

">>233784450

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeGB6ci3Fjw"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790303 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:56:31")

">>233790098
It’s time to evacuate the area anon
Get you family and gtfo"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790305 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:56:37" && image=="1541649925030.gif")

">>233790098
I'm sorry for the bad taste here, but I hope shit gets better, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxoD9zWY9Rg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790345 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:57:17")

">>233785081
Clearly a Spirited Away reference, Toby is the coal that's about to get thrown into the furnace by Kris."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790356 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:57:29")

">>233786331
We really need to do something about the person who thought having people's likes showing up on your timeline is a good idea"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790393 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:58:14" && image=="dilbert.jpg")

">>233790098
Jevil picture means I get to add Californian anon to the collage
SERIOUSLY MAN GET TO SAFETY FUCK'S SAKE"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790406 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:58:26" && image=="Spoiler Image")

"holy fuck guys";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790463 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:59:17" && image=="Drbh0voUUAANcjs.jpg_large.jpg")

">>233790202
the sky isnt black anymore its a light grey theres so much smoke in the air this is it yall
>>233790262
>>233790284
>>233790287
>>233790293
>>233790303
>>233790305
were leaving were leaving! chill its not death yet
>>233790393
dude hell yeah"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790483 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:59:35" && image=="1541651364471.jpg")

"post what you're listenin to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I73-I5-g66U"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790486 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:59:42" && image=="1541053676323.jpg")

">>233790098
you better get the fuck outta there anon its not worth it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790497 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:00:03" && image=="DrVIDGfV4AAeJcj.jpg:orig.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790520 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:00:29" && image=="1541270792083.jpg")

">>233790463
stay safe bro"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790521 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:00:29")

">>233784404
I have spent all day trying to catch up and I'm still 3 threads behind because things are moving too fast."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790527 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:00:34")

">>233785289
ive gotten a few of my jevils into the collage"
;


if(OT3 Anon && title=="" && postNumber==233790551 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:00:53" && image=="DraEZDpUUAIZ31z.jpg")

"holy fuck the writer's fatigue is starting to hit me

>>233789303
>you are Susie
>and holy shit, these guys know how to make a mean salsa!
>you have a literal mug full of the stuff in your hand, and this is your third one
>it stings like a bitch going down (not like you were surprised, it was spicy), but the taste was really good
>Lancer is right beside you, sitting in a booster chair at the canteen table with his own cup of salsa
>he's nursing a cup of milk after loosing to you in your salsa chugging competition
>you probably should have gone a little easier on him
>but he's still got a grin on his face
>guess he's having a good time regardless
>a few of the guards and other staff darkeners are chilling around the canteen
>some of them thank you and Lancer for fighting the king
>it's a bit of a sore topic for Lancer still, but he still nods and smiles
>suddenly, you feel a tapping on the small of your back
>you turn around and see Kris
>he tells you there's a surprise for you up in the throne room
>you're hyped for it, whatever it is
>you try and urge some hints out of Kris, but he's not telling
>you feel sort of bad for leaving Lancer behind, but he insists that you to go on and enjoy yourself
>looks like he's not keen on moving anywhere anyhow
>poor guy's stomach must be torn up like a log in a woodchipper
>Kris leads you up and out of the canteen, which was behind a weird ass hidden door
>Lancer tells you his dad had tons of rooms hidden like that all over the place
>something about the staff not tainting the royal atmosphere
>sounds like some high and mighty bullshit honestly
>you personally hope he rots in his cage"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790612 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:01:47")

"firefighters: you can't burn down houses, stop
fire: i can do anything"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790640 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:02:27")

"post yfw chapter 1 is completely re-written in the full release";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790656 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:02:43" && image=="DrSsF2KVAAEDbuT.jpg")

">>233790551
>holy fuck the writer's fatigue is starting to hit me
i get that all the time by thinking about writing"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790670 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:03:00")

">>233790463
stay safe you mad bastard stupid asshole jesus lord"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790684 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:03:10")

">>233790463
okay good. doing everyone here the biggest of worries"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790713 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:03:31")

">>233790551
>holy fuck the writer's fatigue is starting to hit me
But anon
You can do anything"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790758 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:04:16" && image=="NOT AT ALL BOY.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790760 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:04:19" && image=="file.png")

"Have a shitty susie

body literally wouldnt let me sleep without doodling her"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790776 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:04:31" && image=="1505584223146.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790783 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:04:38" && image=="1541647398744.jpg")

">>233790483
Alright, good night tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfKrjZWG09c"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790786 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:04:41" && image=="GRIP AND STARE.png")

">>233790483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbzWukaDhWg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790815 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:05:08" && image=="c9fp1iRppDk.jpg")

"Can Kris help Susie recover from her constant self-loathing?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790817 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:05:11")

">>233790521
I'm feeling this so much. I wanted to reply to the post about moody tomboy Kris but then I realized that was like two fucking threads ago and it's not relevant anymore."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790825 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:05:22" && image=="1541345369371.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790837 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:05:37")

">>233790551
>you are susie

at what point do i get to date a anon?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790849 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:05:51")

">>233790760
Why is susie such a bitch"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790884 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:06:14")

">>233790760
Jej"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790892 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:06:19" && image=="flying_alien_creature_by_greedo2007-db38m04.jpg")

">>233790483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa7pR9WH82A"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790907 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:06:33" && image=="2m3q7o.jpg")

"don't forget";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790918 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:06:47" && image=="1541280684037.jpg")

">>233788113
>>233788293
For the love of all that is good and wholesome, move the fuck out of cali. it's turning into a shithole at a concerningly rapid rate, especially since the elections. I'm sorry but your state is overpacked with absolute idiots and crazies. Even if your house burns down it's time to pack the charred remains of your shit and leave to go to literally any other state. Even Florida."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790948 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:07:13")

">>233790551
>holy fuck the writer's fatigue is starting to hit me
don't be afraid to breathe anon, you are supported either way
i'm really excited for where this is going either way, you're juggling a bunch but it feels cohesive

one thing is that it seems like doing it with greentext is helping you get ideas out quick, but if you swapped to prose for any reason it could help drum up some new ideas. changing physical location can sometimes help with fatigue too."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790956 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:07:17" && image=="jevil_hearts_diamonds.png")

">>233790486
>>233790520
THE SKY IS RED I REPEAT WERE OUT OF THERE ALSO RIP MY HOUSE AND ALL MY BAD DRAGON DILDOS
>>233790670
>>233790684
my house is legit gone yall"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790961 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:07:23")

">>233790521
Anon there's nothing in these threads worth going back for yet. Plus 60-90% of the thread is nothing but shitposting depending on the time of day. Don't do that to yourself."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790983 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:07:38" && image=="1541484839339.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233790984 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:07:39" && image=="1537869823996.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791003 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:07:50")

">>233789425
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HE SAID SHE SAID BULLSHIT"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791013 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:07:55" && image=="E233C562-4E32-4D6B-800F-4737B97F1D4C.jpg")

">>233790483
This song makes all my anxieties go away.
https://youtu.be/908kjmbjABI"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791071 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:08:56")

">>233790956
hey but at least you have your Jevil's, right bro?

man I hope it works out for you, all my best wishes"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791092 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:09:10")

">>233790956
OOF."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791102 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:09:27" && image=="DreUh8DVYAEeyN8.jpg orig.jpg")

">>233790817
People will read it all the same. So, there's no reason not to post it."
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if(Not So Based Goat Boy Fucker && title=="" && postNumber==233791107 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:09:33" && image=="KAKYOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791135 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:10:05" && image=="an experience.png")

">>233790956
you're going to make it through this, anon
good luck with stuff in general, man. we'll be here to fuck around and jevilpost anytime, but stay safe and get some support from other people too[s/poiler]"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791152 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:10:19")

">>233790551
>holy fuck the writer's fatigue is starting to hit me
Just take your time, anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791187 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:10:51")

">>233790956
Damn I’m sorry for you loss anon.
How many Dildos?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791194 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:10:58" && image=="1541394815513.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791201 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:11:03" && image=="1541645165960.gif")

">>233790956
>AND ALL MY BAD DRAGON DILDOS
Ouch.
Sorry to hear about your house though, man. Hope things get sorted out in the long run for you."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791230 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:11:31")

">>233790956
Shit, I'm so sorry anon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791237 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:11:35")

">>233790961
I know, I know, but I worry about the 10% that might be good that doesn't get reposted in later threads.

And I came back in April 2018 when /utg/ was dead and I'm too used to want to read everything."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791238 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:11:37" && image=="he can do a few things.png")

">>233788546
>while i was replaying jevil"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791239 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:11:37")

"I want to kiss Ralsei's snout followed by his benis, diamond hard from only a small smooch.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791292 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:12:27")

">>233790956
compress the ashes into glass and shove the newer, better dildo up your ass in defiance of god

at least you're safe, sorry man"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791302 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:12:40")

">>233790984
everyone wants to fuck ralsei so he might as well be the new onceler, save for purefriends and tunglrina porn police"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791350 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:13:23" && image=="file.png")

">>233790849
It's literally part of her character arc. What's YOUR excuse?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791384 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:13:52")

">>233790815
>Susie comes to school wearing a long sleeve shirt
>in July
>fetching something out of her locker, the cuff bumps against the door just enough to reveal the edge of an angry hand-shaped bruise coiled around her wrist
>she sees you staring and shoves you so hard you fall flat on your ass, snarling 'mind your own fucking business'
>walks back to class, leaving you feeling more helpless than you've ever been in your life"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791385 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:13:53")

"How big is the dildo Kris practices with?";


if(Not So Based Goat Boy Fucker && title=="" && postNumber==233791410 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:14:10" && image=="sleep.png")

"Goodnight /utg/. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mauV2NdCs60";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791435 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:14:31")

">>233790956
Time to move out of california"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791437 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:14:30" && image=="oh fuck.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791448 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:14:41")

">>233791013
>>233791107
https://youtu.be/8APT7XURgZQ"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791460 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:14:48" && image=="1538335157808.jpg")

"I want to wake up in Kris' arms, realize he is still asleep, and just quietly cuddle with him in the dark, feeling his breathing and tiny movements as he sleeps, humming to him and comforting him if he starts to murmur about the bad past of his life or have a bad moment in his dreams.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791467 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:14:52" && image=="1541354813318.png")

">>233791071
>>233791092
>>233791135
the only thing i brought was some clothes and my computer and games stuff
>>233791187
4 including a brick from april fools, and my new gecko fleshlight
>>233791201
>>233791230
>>233791238
>>233791292
thanks yall"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791503 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:15:36")

">>233791410
Goodnight GoteAnon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791583 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:17:08")

">>233791385

Not as big advance the one Ralsei mistook for an abstract ornament and placed on the hearth of his fireplace."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791620 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:17:40" && image=="1460667845547.png")

">>233791194
>Sr Pelo's face when people start begging him to make DELTAPANTS"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791681 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:18:42")

">>233790892
>TEIN Soundtrack
based"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791710 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:19:09")

">>233791620
he probably will but I already feel sorry for his email probably getting flooded

can't wait to see how he does Ralsei in his stupid amazing artstyle"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791718 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:19:18" && image=="20 minutes into ansatz and check and he gives you this look.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791736 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:19:30")

">>233790483
I'm still listening to Rude Buster, please help."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791801 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:20:31")

">>233791460
Do you have any idea how creepy you are?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791825 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:20:54")

">>233791620
God I hope not.
Fuck him"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791859 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:21:23" && image=="1541397525023.png")

"hey jevil posters can we unite to post some sick memes so i dont have to think about my entire life being burned";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791861 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:21:26" && image=="AbleEasygoingGhostshrimp-size_restricted.gif")

"Man Ralsei works so much better as a girl pretending to be a boy it's a shame everyone's just going Asriel 2.0 much gotefucking edition";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791882 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:21:51")

">>233788510
>tfw you will never be gangraped by ralseis"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791901 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:22:10" && image=="1529076253103.gif")

"The World Revolving except it slowly increases in speed";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791923 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:22:27" && image=="1541649750798.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791925 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:22:33" && image=="tumblr_phwuayRXTD1sagt1io2_1280.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791937 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:22:50" && image=="mLy9BbI.jpg")

">>233790640
No thank you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791968 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:23:19" && image=="hugg.png")

">>233791859
this isn't a sick meme, i just wanted to give you a hug"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233791981 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:23:31" && image=="F5291B67-BC5B-4B0F-9DA6-BCCBFD7E45CA.jpg")

">>233791859
Here man you need it after all that"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792076 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:25:30")

"What are you most excited for(no waifuhusbando gay bullshit but actual game-wise) in Chapter 2?

>seeing how much of a sperg papyrus is
>seeing what the fuck onionsan wants to tell you
>possibly getting to ask ralsei why he looks like your fucking family since im pretty sure goat monsters dont exist outside of them
probably not seeing asriel yet because he's coming next week and im assuming ch2 will just be 'the next day'"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792080 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:25:32" && image=="1541639662131.png")

">>233791923
I need more sad Susies."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792092 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:25:47" && image=="SUSAN.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792140 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:26:39")

">>233791825
why"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792167 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:27:03" && image=="1541706646145.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792170 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:27:06" && image=="1527964726815.png")

">>233792076
I wanna learn more about how the monsters in this world are divergent from what we got in Undertale and why. Also hopefully get the whole "who is soul BDSMing who" thing solved."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792180 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:27:12" && image=="1541218703493.jpg")

">>233791968
>>233791981
thanks...like i know i was ha ha-ing and hoo hoo-ing but now its just kinda oh no-ing"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792203 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:27:43")

">>233792140
He makes annoying mean spirited memes."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792259 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:28:39")

">>233792170
Oh right forgot about the heartcage thing.
I really just hope that's a nightmare(and they get progressively worse each night until the finale)
Because I don't wanna hurt anyone I'm a huge soft baby fag"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792318 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:29:39")

">>233792076
what's behind that bunker door in the light world
what's behind the door in ralsei's kingdom"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792319 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:29:41")

">>233792203
annoying? mean spirited? how? you're not making much sense"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792329 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:29:50")

">>233789290
I already briefly gave my thoughts on this story here >>233782883 but I'll go into more depth. I'll just say right now there's not a lot of negative stuff I can say.

I think you do a good job with Kris' voice in this, or "our" voice, I suppose. His inner monologue comes off as bombastic and funny. I like stuff like just interjecting "Jesus Christ" in line 85 in response to Susie talking about heavy shit. It's exactly what most readers are probably thinking while reading that scene so despite the subject matter it's funny to see our character thinking the same thing. I even chuckled at stuff like lines 101-103, or Kris freaking out about his parents (not) having sex. It oozes personality.

I like the image early on of him waddling around and just staring Susie down until she tells him what's up. It feels like something Frisk would do in the later stages of Undertale.

The stuff with Susie's dad fits right in with my mental image of the guy. Just a scummy asshole who drags his daughter down. Plenty of people in rough areas are like that to their families. It feels true to life and isn't overblown or maudlin.

Normally I would harp on a story for using second person narration and the present tense. But this is a greentext, which is basically its own genre of story where those elements are necessary. And this is a good greentext. It's funny, it's fast paced and the combination of punchy jokes, second person, and present tense suck the reader into the story. (cont)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792386 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:30:54")

">>233792319
How does that not make sense? His videos are mean spirited and leads to people spamming annoying memes.
I'm not just talking about his undertale stuff if that's whats throwing you off."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792428 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:31:45")

"Susie discovers anime and thinks it's completely and utterly worthless!";


if(OT3 Anon && title=="" && postNumber==233792437 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:31:51")

">>233790656
>>233790713

the (you)s make it all worthwhile

>>233790837

soon

>>233790948
>>233791152

thanks hombre. i might take a few day's hiatus desu

>>233790551

>finally, you're up at the throne room
>Kris tells you to close your eyes
>"Better be worth it," you tell him, but you do as he says
>there's the sound of something rolling on wheels
>you stand there patiently, until you hear Ralsei's voice speak up
>"Ok, you can open your eyes now!"
>you gasp when you see it
>it's a cake, sitting on a fancy rolling serving cart
>there's a few lit candles on it too, and a fork and knife
>you nearly forgot why you dragged Kris down here in the first place
>and the cake looks fucking amazing
>you tell Ralsei so, and the goat blushes proudly
>"Well, are ya gonna try it out? I did owe you a cake."
>"Damn right you did." You pick the knife and cut a slice out for yourself, promptly shoving it in your face
>oooohhhhh my god
>the taste
>the texture
>it's a billion times better than those chocolate snack cakes you'd sometimes grab for cheap at the general store
>chewing the spongy godlike ambrosia you weak at the knees
>when the hell did Ralsei get so good at making food
>do all princes get taught to cook like that?
>you lick the crumbs and icing off your hand, and burp contently
>good shit
>"Ralsei, you've got yourself a deal. I promise I'll never talk crap about you again."
>he takes it as a compliment and bows politely
>"Pleasure doing business"
>the gote giggles"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792503 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:32:44")

">>233791384
>she ignores your gentle, concerned prodding
>does her work quietly and quickly, leaves when the bell rings without looking at anyone
>outside the school, she says 'I'm staying at your place tonight.'
>it's not a request
>'does, uh... is your dad okay with-'
>'fuck him. hope he dies.'
>little white pinpricks where her stubby claws clench against her magenta palms
>'hope he fuckin' dies.'
>'susie-'
>'lead the way, Kris.'
>her voice trembles faintly
>'it's okay. we're going home. alright? my home.'
>she doesn't say anything when you wordlessly take her hand in yours halfway there, but grips it like you're all she has in the world
>it is. dear god, you are all this poor fucking broken girl has."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792516 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:32:56" && image=="69289835-9989-400E-8057-3854E2025CE6.png")

">>233792180
Well the sudden shock that you lost your home and possessions is still sinking in.
I just hope you can find some solace in these Jevil pics"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792535 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:33:23" && image=="1541411154243.png")

">>233792386
well in my perspective mean spirited implies he makes those videos with malicious intent. I don't see that at all. all he does is goofy animations, and he doesn't have that large of a following for a fanbase that spams memes everywhere.

but yeah enough arguing about this"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792551 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:33:38")

">>233792437
You're right, the (You)s make it worthwhile. The only reason I haven't stopped is because of critiqueanon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792613 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:34:47")

">>233792428
Good, good."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792647 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:35:24")

">>233792535
Intent doesn't matter, all that does is results.
>doesn't have a large annoying fanbase
lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792649 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:35:25")

">>233790640
I'd actually be hyped assuming things still stay heading the same direction, more game to play"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792689 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:36:00" && image=="pulp fic.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792694 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:36:04")

"Post art of Kris hitting Ralsei";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792706 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:36:24" && image=="47882F64-BE48-4EE9-A681-0903DDC03772.jpg")

">>233792428
Cute interactions I love it.
You deserve a break btw."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792723 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:36:36")

">>233790640
>You travel in the Dark World with Berdly
>He's nothing but a complete snarky douche the entire trip
>Never learns a moral lesson at all or changes from the journey
>Emerge to find Susie and Noelle dating"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792737 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:36:51" && image=="1541723915577.png")

">>233792437
>soon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792750 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:37:05")

">>233792437
Delicious chocolate cake from a great chocolate goat
Thanks for the work you're putting in, anon. It's always nice to be able to take a break.

Also I assume >>233792706 was meant for you"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792763 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:37:20" && image=="tumblr_phwx8oKgsR1ryhuh6o1_1280.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792765 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:37:26" && image=="1513616088331.png")

"Hug your goats";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792791 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:37:54" && image=="1374561248206.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792824 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:38:27" && image=="1432056815048.gif")

">>233792428
I'd imagine she even hates Jojo and doesn't understand why people keep reccomending it to her"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792832 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:38:34")

">>233792706
Oops meant for >>233792437"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792868 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:39:13")

">>233791460
same"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792882 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:39:26")

">>233792824
>She despises it
>But loves the memes without knowing it's from anime"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792910 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:40:00")

">>233792882
Perfect"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792930 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:40:20")

"I've been jerking off to Ralsei so much my bed smells like I ran ten marathons and rubbed my sweat everywhere into it
Guess I need to wash my sheets this weekend
"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792941 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:40:27" && image=="1426357231.png")

"Snack time boys";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792989 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:41:30")

">>233787405
See you guys in seven years, I guess."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233792996 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:41:38")

">>233792930
kinda hot
>tfw no bf to fugg in his sweaty bed"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793035 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:42:28" && image=="1541556798804.png")

">>233792882
>Does the poses
>Likes to stand behind Kris menacingly
>Does the hands-in-pockets casual walk while walking up to foes
>Responds to [ DRAGONFORCE ]"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793049 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:42:41")

">>233789290
>>233792329
(cont)
A lot of what I would point to as "flaws" in a traditional story really stem from me applying the standards I would hold a prose drama to to a greentext comedy.

For example, I think despite you setting up Susie being in a bad mood and Kris having to work to get her to talk, she dumps all of her emotional baggage pretty quick. Likewise, Toriel goes from 0 to "you're my new daughter" on Susie at the drop of a hat, almost. In a prose story I would expect big changes like those to come across chapters or at least paragraphs, not a few lines. But that's not really a flaw of the story at all. Rapid pacing and getting plot shit out of the way quick isn't a glitch in a greentext comedy, it's a feature.

Another thing I would normally mention would be stuff like Kris thinking about artificial insemination or watching Undyne be a lovable dumbass. In a more serious story I would call those scenes distracting, but this is a punchy comedy, and the scenes are funny, so obviously they belong there.

There is one thing I noticed, though. I think Susie was a little bit melodramatic starting at line 297. It's not out of character for her to feel insecure about receiving affection if her lines before the Lancer fight are any indication, but I think her getting raw and teary and emotional in front of Toriel so easily was a bit much. It's not out of the realm of possibility for her but this was one area where it really did just move too fast for me to buy. (cont)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793064 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:43:07")

">>233792941
Susie and Kris sharing pieces of chalk like Lady and the Tramp!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793151 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:44:30" && image=="1541715680679.png")

">>233793064
Susie and Kris eating on one big stick of chalk and eventually kissing like Lady and the Tramp!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793159 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:44:37")

"Is Susie a tsundere?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793190 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:45:10")

">>233793159
No, just a girl with issues"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793289 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:47:01")

">>233792930
Lewd and crude, I like you anon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793358 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:48:13")

"Is Ralsei's fur brown around his anus?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793360 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:48:15")

">>233793159
No. Just a virgin"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793380 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:48:45" && image=="literally_anything.png")

"this is really just fucked up and crazy my heart is pounding but i dont feel anything";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793448 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:49:55" && image=="g05mkXX.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793495 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:50:52" && image=="he can do anything.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793497 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:50:57")

">>233793448
>tremendous hand speed
imagine the handjobs"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793527 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:51:28")

">>233793380
do you have family/friends to support you? anyplace you can go?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793595 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:52:35")

">>233792503
That made my heart hurt

Susie deserves to be happy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793623 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:53:11" && image=="1541725192309.jpg")

">>233793049
Keep pouring that shit until it ends, anon, I won't be able to answer it immediatelly becauer right now it's uper fucking late and I'm tired as hell. I'll read and answer the rest later."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793642 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:53:28" && image=="1541282240899.png")

">>233793495
that hurts but im laughing thank you fellow jevilposter"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793645 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:53:30")

">>233793495
OH FUCK
YOU LITTLE SHIT"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793682 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:54:01")

">>233789290
>>233792329
>>233793049
That was really my biggest gripe though. I also noticed a fuckload of little grammar things and some typos. I didn't mark down any, I'm just going to say run this through a program like Grammarly which should point out like 90% of little missing words and shit like that.

I ended on kind of a dour note there, but overall I had a good time reading your story. It was fun. I love the tone, I love Kris' voice, I love the comedy. It's exactly what I want to see in a greentext story. I think you'd do well writing prose stories if you ever want to do that. You've got a good vocabulary, you're funny, and you made Kris sound like a real kid which is most of the battle right there.

So thanks for writing, anon, I'm glad I got to read your story, and I hope I was able to help you appraise your work."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793701 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:54:24")

">>233793495
ANYTHING"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793736 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:55:02")

">>233793642
In all seriousness though I feel bad for you, anon. Hope you can build yourself back up"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793796 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:55:54" && image=="First Deltarune OC.png")

">>233785289
I poured my soul into a derivative work of an already existing meme for the soul purpose of fixing the coloring on the scarf; which probably isn't better"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793832 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:56:30")

">>233791384
>>233792503
>>233792689

>the door opens and you can feel her stepping into the peace and safety of a stable domestic environment
>the tension leaves her grip about the same time the smell of a freshly baked butterscotch-cinnamon pie hits you both
>mom's not home, thank god
>susie's stomach rumbles audibly - she pretends not to stare at the cooling pastry
>good god, is she even getting enough to eat?
>'susie, you can just... did you want some pie? i'm sure toriel won't mind if we-'
>'thank you,' she sighs. 'don't think i've had anything all day.'
>'well, make yourself at home, it's alright. i'll get you a big slice in just a second.'
>she quickly seats herself, trying not to look too eager
>damn it, the pie's still a little too hot to eat.
>'sorry susie, you might have to give it a minute or-'
>she just tears into it with the provided knife and fork, shoveling chunks into her mouth
>doesn't even care any more, just so happy to have a hot meal for once
>it's the worst thing you've ever seen in your short life
>you pull up a chair and wait for her to finish
>when she does, you just give her a look
>'wanna talk about it?'"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233793930 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:58:11")

">>233785289
I lost my creative spark"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794004 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:59:50")

">>233792076
I want to see if the "new party member per chapter" thing pans out or not since I think it'd be the perfect way to make use of all these characters and plots Toby's setting up"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794025 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:00:17" && image=="CHAOS_DUNK_JEVIL.png")

">>233793527
family is currently looking for a hotel
>>233793645
chill chill the shock is still in effect i cant feel anything aside from bewilderment he means only the best of memes
>>233793736
yeah idk chief"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794075 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:01:11" && image=="good devil.png")

"Can anybody tell me why I still haven't seen art of Ralsei wearing Jevilstail?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794108 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:01:53" && image=="1541615987610.png")

"Do you forgive her yet?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794149 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:02:31" && image=="1541701612042.png")

">names creator as susie
>"You are about to meet someone very, very wonderful


it's not fair."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794164 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:02:49" && image=="1541182870136.png")

">>233794075
because it's foreboden"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794169 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:02:53")

">>233786039
>>233790527
Jevilposters are the lifeblood of these threads, don't worry.

>>233786262
You're a saint that none of us deserve.

>>233793796
If it makes you feel any better, the discoloration on the scarf gets me every time.

>>233793930
This is happening to me too, you aren't alone here."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794197 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:03:25")

">>233794108
No. Toriel is such a bitch."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794214 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:03:38")

">>233793623
Goodnight anon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794217 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:03:43")

"How likely is it that Ralsei is just ftm transgender and Kris is the one who was gay all along?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794251 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:04:12" && image=="WeLiveInARevolvingWorld.png")

">>233794149
tfw susie will never pick me up with her strong monster arms"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794256 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:04:23")

">>233785289
I'm trying, but everything I do I feel like it's not good enough"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794262 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:04:29")

">>233794075
because it's a buttplug and 2018 Twitter/tumblr doesn't like their pure "child to be portrayed as a devil. :^)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794306 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:05:07" && image=="asriels true feelings.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794323 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:05:33")

">>233792203
>complains about mean spirited memes
>posts in 4chan
You do realize where you are, right?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794397 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:06:39")

"can someone link me the ralsei "why your peepee sneeze" please";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794408 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:06:49" && image=="please respond.jpg")

">>233794256
This is a feeling I understand. The only advice I can give you is the advice I've been running on for the past few months: Just take things one at a time, day by day, making small progress until things get better."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794413 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:06:55")

">>233794306
Why aren't all you goatfuckers trying to mack on this individual? It's clearly Asriel."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794523 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:09:09")

">>233794397
search railroadmejic on rule34, first result"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794543 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:09:30")

">>233794413
depends on which """form""" of asriel it is"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794672 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:11:26" && image=="1541622051999.jpg")

"Officer Undyne has my heart under arrest!

Call the hospital!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794684 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:11:39")

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7FZlVSqT2A";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794721 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:12:23")

">>233794523
what the fuck is this dolphin porn shit

prick"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794725 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:12:27")

">>233786165
Seam's shop is actually very slow carnival music, to highlight his broken relationship with Jevil."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794750 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:13:00")

">>233794523
I will give you died, anon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794897 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:15:57" && image=="1541521882838.jpg")

"Which one do you wish were you?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794913 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:16:17" && image=="alf teachly.jpg")

">>233794672
Don't worry anon this lady says she knows CPR"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794917 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:16:20" && image=="1541532923884.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233794949 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:16:53")

">>233794897
the sheets"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795023 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:18:23" && image=="anything?.png")

"staying up late because I CAN DO ANYTHING";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795137 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:20:12" && image=="1541534293558.gif")

">>233795023
Waking up at a reasonable time in the morning!
A CHAOS A CHAOS, A MISCHIEF A MISCHIEF"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795150 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:20:36")

"1 more thread and I'll finally be caught up...

Then I can go to bed and repeat the cycle."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795152 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:20:41")

">>233790483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlZ3fN5MBPg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795224 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:22:12")

">>233795150
I relate to this so fucking hard."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795318 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:24:10" && image=="DrONBHGU0AA0p-t.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795349 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:24:33" && image=="CHAOS CHAOS DUNK.gif")

">>233794025
hang in there"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795375 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:24:59")

">>233794262
Now that's just confusing then
> a goat
> with horns
> a black goat
> a black goat that uses magic
You might as well age him up and slam a pentagram on his forehead."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795406 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:25:54")

">>233791384
>>233792503
>>233793832

>you didn't really expect a beat of silence, followed by her just
>folding
>susie's snout contorts into an awful grimace, and you're up and out of your chair just as the tears start running down her face
>her hands yank you close, and when you wrap your arms around her body she begins to sob in a series of miserable, staccato hiccups
>'susie. susie, it's alright. it's alright, okay?'
>you're not a therapist, you have no idea what to say, that's all you can think of. god, this poor girl.
>'hate this. hate it so much. every day. every fuckin' day.'
>'it's okay. it's okay. we're gonna move to my room, alright? sounds more comfy, doesn't it?'
>you manage to coax her into an awkward, miserable shuffle up the stairs and through the threshold where you plunk yourselves down on the bed, by which time she seems to be calming down a little
>'i'm not going anywhere, okay? we're gonna sit here, and we're gonna be fine.'
>'can't go back.' she sniffs, wipes her nose on her sleeve like a little kid. 'never again. please.'
>'you don't have to. you don't. we'll tell undyne, and then nobody's gonna hurt you ever again. i promise.'
>and she's about to respond when both of you hear toriel's car pull into the driveway"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795418 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:26:08")

">>233795318
>tfw Susie will never swallow you and turn you into a high-explosive egg"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795440 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:26:35")

">>233795137
mood"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795481 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:27:11")

">>233794108
Not even a little. But DT Alphys is alright."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795512 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:27:55")

">>233794917
shouldve warned them about some of the poopoo stuff"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795531 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:28:24")

">>233795512
oof"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795543 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:28:46")

">>233789290
You did a great job, anon. Please do more"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795561 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:29:05" && image=="1541535980837.png")

">>233795512
Whoopsie!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795564 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:29:13")

">>233795512
what poopoo stuff
I'm just staring at wet dolphin clits right now"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795581 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:29:30" && image=="^9E9D253B7C5E43F9AA88184A40C4C09A430FF5557C1D514E4E^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg")

"It's 3:30am, Anon, what're you still doing up?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795621 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:30:21")

">>233795581
littering the thread with fanfic pieces when i really should be condensing it into a pastebin"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795629 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:30:32")

">>233795564
paheal, ya numbnuts."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795667 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:31:11" && image=="DrVZeLtXQAMnIRn.jpg orig.jpg")

">>233795581
thinking about this goat"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795684 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:31:37")

">>233795581
Walking in place"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795712 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:32:12")

">>233795667
Cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795732 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:32:33")

">>233795581
it's 930 am here"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795734 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:32:33" && image=="1541309599390.png")

">>233795581
w-well... what are YOU doing up this late?!

fuck, i didnt realize it was that late.

thats what i get for playing the friday the 13th game."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795739 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:32:40")

">>233795581
Working on my fic.
Controlling the spiral.
Trying."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795748 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:32:51" && image=="1541625715791.gif")

">>233795581
It's canonically half past eight in the morning, burgerboi."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795757 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:32:57" && image=="1541560888340.png")

">>233795667
>white goat
blessed"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795779 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:33:20" && image=="1541535026990.png")

">>233795581
beating my meat to susie lewds, what are YOU doing up?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795810 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:33:55" && image=="questioning my life choices.png")

">>233795581
drawing dumb shit and listening to THE WORLD REVOLVING on repeat"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795830 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:34:13" && image=="1532967401094.png")

">>233795581
I actually just woke up early."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795839 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:34:23" && image=="1541707193707.png")

">>233795581
Time traveller here. It's 8:30am, Anon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795850 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:34:32")

">>233788458
Yes"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795861 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:34:43")

">>233795581
homework"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795903 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:35:22")

">>233795581
grinding on my korean mmos
technically chinese due to hidden boss being nexon reveal and thus also a tencent branch"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795928 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:35:47")

"pls post noelle art or i cry";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795947 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:36:08")

">>233795581
Listen to some music
Smoking outside right now and can’t sleep. At least I have you guys."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795948 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:36:09")

">>233795581
its 3 pm for me, mr. burger sir"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233795963 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:36:27")

">>233795581
Nigga its 9:30 am here"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796001 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:37:06" && image=="^DE49274DE5C2EF56535673ACF852954698880D62BF94CF5D5D^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg")

">>233795734
>>233795779
I'm just doing my duty to watch over all these lovely Anons. And literally nothing else."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796016 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:37:22" && image=="1538876974649.jpg")

">>233795581
spiraling out of control"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796026 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:37:41")

">>233795947

not gonna lie anon, that's a biiiiit gay. but that's okay cuz you have us and we love you."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796046 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:38:02" && image=="noelles.png")

">>233795928
I braved the Tumblr wastes just for you anon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796078 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:38:50")

">>233796016
C H A O S
H
A
O
S"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796125 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:39:46" && image=="1541618107587.png")

">>233796001
ah, i see. carry on and take it easy, anon. imma continue the tendering of the meat"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796142 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:40:08")

">>233795581
It's canonically 9:40 AM and I'm at work"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796176 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:40:55")

">>233792437
>be Kris
>the three of you are chilling on the floor of the throne room
>Susie decided to share the cake, even though Ralsei insisted it was his gift to her
>you're not exactly complaining
>this tastes bomb as fuck
>you ask Ralsei what he put in it
>he hesitates before handing you the battered recipe card from inside his cloak
>"It's my super secret special recipe, so don't show anyone, okay?"
>you don't plan on doing so
>besides, the way some of these ingredients looked, you're pretty sure you couldn't make this outside of the Dark World if you tried
>"Sugar Plum Fairy Breath"?
>"Shadowroot shavings"?
>"Activated Almonds"?
>one of the components in particular catches your eye
>it's simply called "Purple Extract"
>your curiosity gets the better of you, and you excuse yourself to dig around the kitchen for these weird ass ingredients
>you take a piece of cake along with you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796253 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:42:32" && image=="sketch15417525853922.png")

"This is Ralsei! (And their tiny foot)

Say something nice about Ralsei! (And their tiny foot)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796275 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:43:11")

">>233796176
>Ralsei still has most of the ingredient containers spread out on a counter by the oven
>you push aside the mundane looking flour and sugar bags to look at the more interesting components
>"Sugar Plum Fairy Breath" looks like condensed strands of cotton candy, almost like stiff licorice
>you break off a piece and taste it
>it buzzes on your tongue pleasantly
>the Shadowroot looks like a beat that almost radiates darkness, casting a shadow around everything near it when no normal object would have with the light the way it was
>you take the grater sitting next to it and peel off a piece to sample
>it seems to disappear before it hits your tongue, but you feel the echo of a taste of something like bitter chocolate
>the Activated Almonds intimidate you too much to try them out. They seem to be vibrating in their glass jar
>finally, there's the purple extract
>...except the tiny black bottle you find doesn't say that
>instead, it's "Pink Extract"
>you look back at the recipe card
>the line that Purple Extract on the card is actually pretty smudged
>looks like Ralsei spilled some batter on that spot earlier and grabbed the wrong ingredient
>it's probably not a huge deal, the recipe only calls for only a teaspoon of the stuff
>you twist open the tiny bottle of Pink extract and get a whiff of it
>and it instantly gives you a hard on

hat's all for tonight folks
you can guess what happens next

updated pastebin: https://pastebin.com/ETv355UB"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796336 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:44:11")

">>233796253
Hey ralsei, are you aware of how tiny your foot is? it's very cute."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796341 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:44:21")

">>233796253
I think you are an adorable goat with an adorable tiny foot"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796347 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:44:27")

">>233794913
>the fat cheeks and head
god as a fatfag this riles me tf up"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796395 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:45:28" && image=="noelle party memberly.png")

">>233795928
Have another"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796398 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:45:33" && image=="birb.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796441 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:46:34" && image=="styling.gif")

">>233796275
Oh boy you know what time it is"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796470 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:47:08")

">>233796275
I'm very glad i have your pastebin bookmarked and very happy to see it being updated, good stuff anon!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796484 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:47:32" && image=="DridaaKU0AE1NE8.jpg")

">>233795928
Oh and this one just dropped in my twitter feed"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796503 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:47:44")

">>233795581
Well I just jerked off and I'm about to go to bed, just thought I'd check in on you guys."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796549 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:48:40" && image=="azhhafq.jpg")

">>233796441
k-kore wa..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796551 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:48:47" && image=="658246_scepterdpinoy_deltarune-traveler.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796604 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:49:41" && image=="image0.jpg")

">>233795581
Watching the fire happening in the next town hoping it dosent head my way"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796607 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:49:45")

">>233796503
same."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796612 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:49:50" && image=="alf dresses up (to show that she cares).png")

">>233796347
This artist draws an excellent chubby Alphys even if they haven't drawn a ton of art
https://dunney-ut.tumblr.com/
I think this is basically everything"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796646 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:50:22")

">>233796604
Good god what fire is it this time?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796654 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:50:34")

">Chapter 2
>Kris is sitting cross legged beside the cage, with an almost empty pie tin on his lap
>Knife is in the pie tin
>Pie crumbs and filling all over his face
>Starts having a human-to-heart conversation with the player
>Bitches about some of the shit you did
>Also mentions some of the optional actions the player can make
>If you defeated Jevil he rages about how you almost got killed by an insane joker
>Gives you kudos for making Susie friendlier though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796704 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:51:30" && image=="1518181956110.jpg")

">>233796604
pray to Heat Flamesman and stay safe anon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796715 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:51:42")

"Anybody have that pic of throwing the manual?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796776 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:52:40" && image=="1541712705379.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796806 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:53:07" && image=="Spoiler Image")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796841 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:53:46")

">>233795581
It's 80 degrees in my room. And a breaker tripped and turned the power in my room off again, so I don't even have a fan

I've been up for 23 hours and don't want to get up to reset it, so I'll just browse indefinitely"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796854 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:54:00")

">>233796646
News says its in oak park right now. the area i live in is Ventura county
>>233796704
Thanks ill be trying to"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796884 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:54:32" && image=="1530490989946.png")

"Did you bully Kris /utg/?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796927 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:55:18" && image=="1452390508279.png")

">>233796001
hang in there, skeleton!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796930 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:55:22")

">>233796776
Thanks anon!
>>233796806
I promise not to use it for nefarious purposes other than the one I intend to use it for"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796932 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:55:23" && image=="158DB8DE-8C39-4E8D-9099-CBEDF584509F.gif")

"Good evening /utg/.

I was listening to the soundtrack last night and Vs Susie is really surging against Field of Hopes and Dreams for my favourite track - I’m so pleased Deltarune turned out to be a thing.

>>233796776
Stop this now.

>>233796604
Stay safe, Calibros."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796935 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:55:36")

">>233796776
I fucking hate this. His manual is good enough."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233796962 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:55:55")

">>233796927
try jumping"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797046 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:57:24")

">>233796935
>Brush your teeth or you'll catch a cold!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797083 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:58:10" && image=="tumblr_phulyptBje1w23zhlo1_1280.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797171 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:59:48")

">>233796776
>no option to rip the pages out and make him eat them one by one while telling him goats are supposed to eat trash"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797191 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:00:10")

">>233797046
He's trying his best."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797213 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:00:37")

">>233796935
>ywn complement Ralsei on his cute drawings in his manual making him blush in the process.

Life is suffering..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797429 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:04:25")

"What if you put Lancer's salsa on Papyrus's spaghetti";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797443 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:04:40" && image=="jump in the caac.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797458 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:05:06")

"What the fuck is the tumblr r34 tag for deltarune. Is it deltaruin? Is it deltarut? Nut dealer? Nude alert? Everywhere I go I just see whining about porn and sfw art.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797485 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:05:33" && image=="1541157162528.png")

">>233796962
amazing chest ahead"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797532 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:06:13")

">>233797171
I don't like thinking about hurting his feelings like that."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797542 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:06:27" && image=="67CE730E-1533-4453-B369-DD624FAE50DC.jpg")

">>233797213
>You will never take advantage of Ralsei’s naivety for lewd but ultimately mischievous purposes

Personally I would feel uncomfortable though.

>>233797429
I think that’s what they do in Ohio."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797549 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:06:33")

">>233797458
I still a lot use undertail"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797559 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:06:47" && image=="manual.png")

"Reminder";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797594 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:07:25")

">>233797542
I can't believe the Undertales and Deltarunes were canonically from Ohio all along"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797652 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:08:20" && image=="a dog has eaten your commands.png")

">>233797559
how to get my menu back"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797730 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:09:58")

">>233797559
>W
>Pulsar cannons

Guys what happens if you press W during Mettaton’s cooking show?

>>233797652
It’s Toby’s now."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797732 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:10:02")

">>233797559
>"I CAN DO ANYTHING"
>Kris hands Jevil the manual
>"toss this"
>Jevil looks at the back cover
>Jevil looks at Ralsei
>clutches the book while holding back tears
>"I- I CAN'T DO ANYTHING""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797764 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:10:54" && image=="1541730785926.png")

">>233796612
The lord has blessed me today, and with that I thank you."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797812 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:11:40")

">>233797652
I want dog to be a status effect"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797856 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:12:33")

">>233797559
Well doesn't that just melt your heart..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797928 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:13:54")

">>233797559
The reason Ralsei doesn't have a father like Lancer is because an unending pillar of darkness gave his body form."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797970 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:14:54")

">>233797559
>The unending pillar of darkness that gives my body form
Huh?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233797978 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:14:57")

">>233795581
I have crippling anxiety"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798003 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:15:29")

">>233797559
Stuff like this makes me think that Ralsei really is just a goober idiot good guy

But then again what if it's actually a super-bluff like what if dummied-out manual Ralsei is actually the good guy and the in-game Ralsei is actually his evil twin"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798005 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:15:33")

">>233797652
I'm sorry anon, it's terminal"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798018 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:15:55")

">>233797928
>>233797970
Not necessarily saying this was retconned, but this is cut content that says a few incorrect things (such as earning TP at save points or whatever)
He removed it for a reason, so I wouldn't read too much into it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798027 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:16:07")

">>233797970
The geyser in his kingdom"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798124 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:18:15" && image=="1541047888519s.jpg")

">>233798003
>Stuff like this makes me think that Ralsei really is just a goober idiot good guy
>Toby subverts everyone on /utg/'s expectations of him being a backstabber or similar by making him an actual genuine total dork
it's brilliant. the expected has become the unexpected."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798128 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:18:23")

"kanye west likes fingers in his ass";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798157 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:18:54")

">>233798018
>>233797970
Pretty sure it’s a reference to the dark geyser. Doesn’t seem to be much more to it than that.

>>233798003
Always double-down on gote."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798161 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:19:03")

">>233798128
Yeah but who doesn't these days"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798165 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:19:08")

">>233797970
Sure sounds like something a JRPG villain would say, huh?
>>233797559
>that visual gag of him literally just cutting the prince out, moving him to another page, and then pasting himself into the prophecy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798193 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:19:38" && image=="jeviltrigger.gif")

"im so tired /vg/ros i just want a room to sleep in
and to not think about my now charred house"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798198 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:19:46")

">>233797429
salsaghetti"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798253 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:20:45")

"You know considering how the legend has Lancer's species(?) acting as the Darkener stand-in and you already dealt with the first fountain and the spade king and all that, does that mean that the legend that Ralsei tells you was completed already in chapter 1?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798284 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:21:26")

">>233798128
It’s true..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798289 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:21:31")

">>233798253
what if each darkworld has a similar legend, all ending in a similar way"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798342 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:22:42")

">>233798165
Except the colour on Lancer’s picture is different from the human and the monster. Knock off this ‘Ralsei is lying’ shit.

>>233798193
Wildfires/bushfires are heavy stuff, Anon. At least you made it out."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798354 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:22:53")

">>233798193
anon just sleep tonight knowing you're in the thoughts of anons across the globe

anons who want to fuck cute feminine goats and shitpost about jevil, but still anons"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798408 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:24:10" && image=="Insomnia.webm")

"Okay, I finally caught up after reading threads for 2 hours non-stop.

Goodnight, /utg/.

Please don't have a dozen new threads when I wake up."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798486 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:26:07" && image=="1541403927545.png")

">>233798342
>>233798354
thanks guys regardless of the kinds of anons you all are i love the support"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798504 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:26:20")

">>233798408
Don’t worry anon.
I’m sure you’ll catch up again."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798519 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:26:31" && image=="1541211835667.png")

">>233798408
QUICK SHITPOST LIKE CRAZY"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798520 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:26:33")

">>233798193
Go light some shit on fire yourself to feel better. No one will know."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798629 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:29:00")

">>233798342
Are you just going to ignore the exact same style and that one would obviously swap the colors to represent him being from the dark? You can even see how Ralsei messed up with the scissors a bit on the top edges."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798650 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:29:17" && image=="1541281475453.png")

">>233798519
yes lets
>>233798520
not wise"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798865 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:33:07" && image=="MGSV-PS4-Avatar-Huey.png")

">Kris, I'm innocent!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798872 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:33:15")

"If Susie's really so cool how come she can't turn on fire eye";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798919 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:34:04")

">>233798193
> my charred house
What the fuck, I thought the fire was a whole town away."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798935 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:34:32")

">>233798165
The prince in the prophecy is again different from the enemy on the other page.
He cut out the human and monster because he has no idea what other people look like, other than from that. He even designed the training dummy after himself."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233798953 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:34:53" && image=="B908BE3A-2FBC-4F9F-920A-0E5A5A0DC57E.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799023 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:36:14")

">>233798629
>obviously

>>233798935
This is the correct take."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799049 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:36:46")

">>233798953
would Jevil actually burn down something though?
We know he can
But would he"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799092 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:37:27")

">>233798919
Calibro here. Thats not me, probably another calibro"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799153 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:38:22" && image=="1541568704865.jpg")

"Gn";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799165 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:38:33")

"What happens in Mercy run when you say Don't to Susie wanting to go back to see everyone before you leave? Or if you agree to go back but run out?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799189 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:39:00")

">>233798935
>The prince in the prophecy is again different from the enemy on the other page.
Because it's literally him telling the story when you first meet in-game."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799209 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:39:28")

">>233784207
What do you think about Vetrom?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799213 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:39:34" && image=="fire 2.jpg")

">>233799092
>>233798919
Here an update on the fire from my perspective"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799232 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:40:00")

">>233799153
Goodnight cutie.

>>233799165
I only spoke to a few of the monsters and nothing significantly different appeared to happen."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799234 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:40:00")

">>233799049
He’d flip a coin only for it to land on its side. So probably not."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799279 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:40:56")

">>233798872
She'll get Fire Breath for puzzle solving in Chapter 2."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799312 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:41:44")

">>233799165
I don't think anything different happens. If you say "Don't" she says 'Come on, don't lie! Let's at least say goodbye to Lancer!' but you can ignore her and fuck off."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799337 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:42:17")

">>233799165
You get a dialogue loop until you agree to go back and talk to lancer."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799384 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:43:18")

"reminder that your choices don't matter";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799468 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:45:12")

">>233799384
An expectation that Toby is going to subvert"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799515 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:46:08" && image=="1541495954053.gif")

">>233799384
The game records variables for every decision that you make."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799517 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:46:08")

">>233799384
Your choices don't matter
But Kris' choices matter"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799554 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:46:55")

"Who's ready for Toby to subvert our expectations by releasing the full game eight hours from now on fangamer";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799628 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:48:16")

">>233799515
Yeah, so it can make fun of you for them later"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799679 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:49:18")

">>233799554
I am also ready for him to subvert our expectations by revealing all three main characters died off-screen between chapters 1 and 2 and the game is now a spy thriller starring Jockington and Catti"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799716 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:50:05" && image=="anything.png")

">>233798919
i live in oak park but i saw thw flames my dude we got the fuck out of there
>>233798953
niceme.me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799717 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:50:07")

">>233799554
>>233799679
reminder that toby transformed into a dog in 2015
don't expect any less than that at least
unless of course he went through a redemption arc or something"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799770 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:51:08")

">>233799717
>unless of course he went through a redemption arc or something
Now that would be subverting our expectations"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799795 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:51:41")

"My expectation is for my expectations to be subverted.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799803 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:51:50")

"Some mad bastard animated it (Kinda)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY2iuJWgf28&feature=youtu.be"
;


if(Sus && title=="" && postNumber==233799813 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:52:02")

">>233799716
>Jevil not doing the 'guess i'll die' pose after this"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799874 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:53:30")

">>233799554
The only alternative to a 202X release is next Kristmas."
;


if(Sus && title=="" && postNumber==233799879 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:53:35")

">>233799803
Fucking kek"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799885 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:53:41")

"What if instead of subverting expectations Toby expects subversions";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799898 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:54:08")

">>233799795
BUT THAT'S JUST WHAT TOBY'S EXPECTING"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799901 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:54:08")

">>233799803
nice"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799931 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:54:51")

">>233799679
They returned to their home planet along with John McCain and Frank Underwood.

>>233799885
What if Toby is a submissive?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799958 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:55:18")

">>233795581
I just finished writing three essays, two of which were overdue, but now I'm trying to finish listening to this album I started while writing them because it's really good."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799963 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:55:26")

"I was sleeping and 5 threads went by.
What did i miss?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233799994 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:56:11")

">>233799963
Shipping wars"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800014 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:56:39")

">>233799963
chaosposting, shipping wars and like, one pastebin"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800026 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:56:54")

"unpopular opinions: kris and susie are much better than susie and noelle";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800034 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:57:04")

">>233795667
cute!
>>233796176
>activated almonds
I see you anon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800035 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:57:08")

">>233799963
anger
sadness
shipping
the jevil guy's house burned down"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800040 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:57:13")

"So, It's canon that Seam is voiced by Sean Connery, right?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800084 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:58:12")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800085 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:58:13")

">>233800040
Seam Connery"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800103 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:58:35")

">>233796275
>spoiler
oH BOY"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800106 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:58:45")

">>233800014
What kind of pastebin?
>>233800035
>jevil guy's house burned down
The fuck?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800147 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:59:23")

">>233800106
california is on fire once again"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800149 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:59:23")

">>233800026
That’s one of the most popular things you can post in these threads.

>>233800040
I get more of a Wilford Brimley vibe."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800150 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:59:24")

">>233799803
It’s perfect."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800229 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:01:34")

">>233800026
I think it's as good as ship as any at this point since it's just a demo but people genuinely starting to shit on the game on the off chance it doesn't become real is pretty Yikes!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800285 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:02:38")

">>233800147
Daily reminder that Californian wildfires are getting so bad because Australia exported a bunch of eucalyptus trees there and now the trees are literally exploding.

>>233800229
People like that don’t tend to stick around long."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800364 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:04:16")

">>233799885
It's not like we're expecting the moorish invasion."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800382 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:04:49")

">>233799716
Is there a vehicle with a blue light that goes on and turns around 3 times every few seconds, but does so so quickly, it looks like it's blinking instead?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800413 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:05:44")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800474 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:06:50")

">>233800364
something something Spanish Inquisition "
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800478 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:06:54")

"I want Jockington to be the best a man at me and Catti's wedding";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800557 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:08:30")

">>233800478
He is not a man, he is a monster."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800582 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:08:53")

"jockington and catti are the knight and the queen";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800583 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:08:56")

">>233800557
A cute girl monster!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800596 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:09:14")

">I can't stop listening to The World Revolving
Send help, preferably not Jevil"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800615 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:09:48")

">>233784568
Jesus christ thats a big haul.
Thanks twitteranon!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800705 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:11:34")

">>233800596
Why, you don't think he can help you?
He can do anything!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800751 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:12:38")

">>233784360
This makes me think Ralsei should've had black fur even with the standard goat reveal."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800779 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:13:28")

"What's the most recent theory";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800794 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:13:43")

">>233800705
He'll make it worse and make it even louder"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800802 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:13:46")

">>233800596
>first time I've actually dragged my keyboard out to learn a song since undertale"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800806 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:13:52")

">>233800779
Jockington is a girl"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800808 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:13:54")

">>233800751
>black goat

Ralsei’s Satanic origins confirmed"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800846 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:14:37")

">>233800779
A GAME THEORY"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800880 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:15:14")

">>233800779
Kris' choices are what will matter instead of ours"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800881 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:15:15")

">>233800751
I'm glad niggagote's the one that's sticking with people, it's so much better looking imo"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800909 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:15:55")

">>233800779
Ralsei is Sans Undertale

>>233800802
Be sure to post a recording if you’re comfortable, Anon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233800938 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:16:22")

">>233800779
Jevil is pyrophobic"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801017 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:18:18")

">>233800779
ralsei has a tiny peenor"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801024 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:18:24")

">>233800881
It also helps to distinguish the new gote from Asriel so I think a lot of people are doing it for that reason."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801047 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:19:02")

">>233800909
o-oh no i couldnt do that my music sucks dont bully me uwu
For real though, I'm a long since failed musician, it'll probably be weeks before I can play this even half competently"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801065 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:19:26")

">>233801017
A tiny dick but huge balls."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801126 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:20:43")

">>233801047
>played violin as a kid
>buy one by impulse last year
>no motivation to relearn how to play
>have it sitting there, judging me 24/7"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801161 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:21:35")

">>233801065
Ralsei getting embarrassed by the amount of goat seed he wets his bed with!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801162 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:21:36")

">>233801065
an average-sized cock but balls big enough that they rest on the ground at all times"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801164 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:21:37")

">>233800808
>already going to hell for sodomy
>demon goat bf puts in a word for you
I see no problem here"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801165 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:21:40")

">>233801126
that's why i keep my keyboard shoved under my drawers where it can't bother me"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801314 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:25:05")

">>233800779
Rudy is Mongolian"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801323 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:25:11")

"The Jevil collage is on youtube?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801421 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:27:37")

">>233801323
you mean this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTJY_4Q_hok"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801497 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:29:00")

">>233800779
Lancer is past Sans and Future Sans ported his house and Grillbys from the future to the past so he can do something."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801638 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:31:51")

">>233784404
Lesbians ruin everything. If you're a man and you like lesbians, you're basically enjoying the sight of two women cucking you. Or even worse, you have autogynephilic fantasies and self-insert as a woman."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801698 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:33:12")

">>233801638
It’s an honour to have you in /utg/ Dr Peterson.

new thread when"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801703 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:33:20")

">>233801638
what if two chicks doing it is hot"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801712 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:33:33")

">>233801638
>you're basically enjoying the sight of two women cucking you
Fucking kek, cucking is now successfully reduced to 'something I can't get'. Do you get cucked out of breakfast when you wake up late?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801716 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:33:36")

">>233801698
never"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801742 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:34:10")

">>233801712
Don't you try to pancakecuck me."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801780 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:34:59")

">>233801712
I can't believe Susie is a canon cuck"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801790 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:35:09")

">>233801712
Where the fuck have you been for the past... 5 years? People have been using that as a general purpose word this whole time, it used to be autism/autistic.
Trends shift."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801798 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:35:22")

">>233801712
>Do you get cucked out of breakfast when you wake up late?

No but that’s an interesting way of looking at it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801828 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:36:06")

">>233801638
This faggot likes looking at dick when watching porn."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801891 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:37:23")

">>233801828
>hating penises
So you're telling me you hate what's inbetween your legs?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801893 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:37:25")

">>233801421
Oh, that, nevermind then."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801901 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:37:31")

">>233801712
I can't get cucked if i never had a gf, haha."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801948 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:38:18")

">>233801891
Now we know why you love staring at your dick."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233801976 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:38:57")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233802318 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:45:15")

">>233795406
No more?
Feels like it just ended in the middle of things."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233802696 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:52:28")

">>233801891
Nigga thats my own penis not some hairy Ron Jeremy looking fucker whos asshole i have to avoid making eye contact with"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233802956 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:57:16")

">>233785258

Thank you for the Charisks Twitteranon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233803135 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:00:28")

">>233786131
source?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==233804842 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:35:35")

"Wonder if the full game will feature a relationship value system?";


}
}