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String date = "01/07/19(Mon)03:43:08";
String comment = "Existential Despair Edition

MEG's updated Pastebin:

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MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

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Previous Thread: >>239918795"

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240209068 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)03:48:54" && image=="1371977869674.gif")

"Good thing I checked the thread again before pressing [Post]";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240209087 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)03:49:14" && image=="1407095377.wolf-ram_1406498491.wolframkyo_streamcom111 - Copy.png")

"The best thing about femquars is you can mute them with a simple omni-tool upgrade.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240209185 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)03:51:01" && image=="Female_turian.jpg")

"The best thing about femturs is you can mute them just by throwing a blanket on their cage";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240209235 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)03:51:53")

You shouldn't keep your femtur in a cage."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240209473 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)03:56:59" && image=="Spoiler Image")

"FUCK Illium, throwing both Shiala and Gianna at me in 5 minutes, both making advances on Shepard that I know would go nowhere.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240209678 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)04:01:00")

Sometimes you realize how tiny the Mass Effect universe can be. Go figure in a galaxy of trillions that you'd just happen to run into two people you knew. Oh, and Liara is hanging around there too. Oh, and Conrad."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240209774 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)04:03:16")

Could have moved Conrad to Omega, now that would be fun."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240209898 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)04:06:14")

Galaxy would still be small. I'm being unfair though, I suppose.

I remember ZuluDFA used to kill every NPC he could just so they wouldn't keep turning up in his game."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240210138 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)04:11:19" && image=="maintaining orbiting velocity.png")

"This hurts you";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240210414 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)04:17:08" && image=="Mass_Effect_Turian_Quarian_by_bleedingcrow.jpg")

She only likes humans though. That poor guy."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240210701 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)04:23:44")

She seems shallow and materialistic. You can tell from her negative experiences that she consistently picks bad men while ignoring the caring but unaggressive man across from her. Eventually she'll go back to her people and settle for some beta and pop out a kid she'll neglect."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240211998 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)04:52:01" && image=="reaperized_kalros__thresher_maw__by_dunechampion-d51d8la1.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240213275 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)05:20:12")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240213678 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)05:29:05")

"Thoughts on macros for rapid fire?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240213959 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)05:35:00" && image=="MassEffect2 2019-01-07 12-05-40-26.png")

">asari shames Miri's style
>if only she knew I'm completeing this shit mission just to dress her in tight latex"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240214395 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)05:43:23")

"Races that are Worth a Shit

Races that are Not Worth a Shit

did I miss anybody?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240214436 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)05:44:07")

"Is there a way to edit your characters face after the intro to the game? I dowloaded a hi res texture pack for ME1, and it god rid of my green eyes and replaced them with blue ones, which is a pretty arbitrary detail on the authors part. I'm wondering if he deleted green eyed textures altogether...";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240214459 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)05:44:58")

Yes, Batarians. At the very bottom."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240214463 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)05:45:05")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240214829 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)05:54:10" && image=="ME041.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240215167 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)06:01:32")

If you wasted your homeworld you've failed the galactic rite of passage so drell and quarians might follow the krogan right into the trash bin."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240215535 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)06:10:09")

Volus are worth a shit you forgot them"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240216419 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)06:28:45" && image=="ASSley_Miri_interrupt.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240216581 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)06:32:25")

Conrad would have more holes in his ass crack than Swiss cheese, if he went to Omega."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240216739 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)06:35:58" && image=="zaeed_400x400.png")

Goddamn terrorists."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240216998 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)06:41:56" && image=="1545391504268.webm")

">Mfw going for 100% completion is Mass Effect 1
Can you imagine how boring and abysmal it feels to do every mission and visiting every god damn planet?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240217027 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)06:42:30")

Please delete"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240217625 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)06:55:56" && image=="tobiasmenzies.jpg")

Juist realized Zaeed reminds me of this guy."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240218472 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)07:13:35")

"I actually enjoyed Andromeda more than 3 ";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240218532 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)07:14:58" && image=="1490204168808.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240218591 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)07:16:32" && image=="MassEffect2 2019-01-07 14-05-24-52.png")

"T-t-thanks once again, /meg/";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240218635 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)07:17:44")

You're welcome.

...for what?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240218849 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)07:22:17" && image=="1534285175891.webm")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240218947 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)07:24:37")

For ruining klixen for me of course"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240219632 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)07:39:43")


You actually followed that Adrian Delaware autist? Was his playstyle as edgy as his self insert?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240219738 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)07:41:54")

Its amazing how the dynamics of a story change when a ship has an all male crew like Erebus and Terror, vs a ship full of women like Normandy"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240219764 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)07:42:44")

I'm gonna cast the ME movie. Try and stop me, meg!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240219874 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)07:45:08")

I didn't mean to quote. What a dumbass."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240220032 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)07:50:24")

And still a faggot ruined everything."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240220225 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)07:54:31")

>cast the ME movie
Idris Elba"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240220407 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)07:58:19" && image=="2017-02-04 (58).jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240220683 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)08:04:08")

Yippe-ki-yay motherfucker"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240220762 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)08:05:44")

"Alright, here I go ...
Commander Sheploo - Hugh Jackman
Zaeed - Sly or Manu Bennett
Kaidan - Jake Gyllenhaal
Garrus - Voiced by Ryan Reynolds
Thane - Voiced by B.Coop
Buttflab Chestnut - Jason Momoa
Keith David - Keith David
Kaney West - Michael B. Jordan
Tali - Lea Seydoux
Kelly - Shersha Ronan
Sha'ira - Voiced by Monica Bellucci
Liara - Emma Watson
Joker - Charlie Day
Samara - Robin Wright
Morinth - Daisy Ridley
Tevos - Emily Blunt
Aria - Voice by Kate Winslet
Legion - Goose
Wrex - Voiced by J.K. Simmons
Grunt - Voiced by Vin Diesel
Mordin - Matthew McConaughey
Miranda - Margot Robbie
Jack - Rosabell Laurenti Sellers
Kasumi - Rinko Kikuchi
EDI - Voiced by Scarjo

Who am I missing?

No Idris Elba. Well, Maybe Keith David, since he is pretty old."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240220802 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)08:06:43" && image=="Spoiler Image")

>Kaney West - Michael B. Jordan"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240221027 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)08:11:36")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240221782 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)08:26:49" && image=="Jack Riddick.png")

"Pic bump.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240221929 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)08:30:06")

They should be on a leash attach to a laundry line so they can kinda run around."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240222125 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)08:33:40")

Javik - Chiwetel Ejiofor
Traynor - That got me good. Either Gugu Mbatha-Raw or Alexandra Shipp
Saren - Oscar Isaac
Timmy - Michael Fassbender
I'll do you one up
Councilor Sparatus - Voiced by Peter Stormrare
Primarch Victus - Voiced by Jeremy Irons
Shiala - Voiced by Alexandra Dadario
Dr. Chloe Michelle - Marion Cotillard
Dr. Chocolates - Helen Mirren
Benezia - Voiced by Virginia Hey
Emily Wong - Jamie Chung
Gianna Parasini - Miriam Leone
Khalisah bint-sinan al jilani - priyanka chopra"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240222231 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)08:35:43")


No wonder they removed the actual sprinting. Teammates can't keep up."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240223774 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:06:39" && image=="Calibrate The Dance Floor.gif")

"Everybody dance now!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240223783 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:06:42" && image=="Mordin Solus.png")


What do you think the average IQ would be for the alien races with 100 set as the North-West European median?

According to Mordin humans have the most genetic diversity among the known alien races, so let's assume there are no distinct races amongst the aliens to keep things simple. My predictions would be:

Council Races
Salarians: 107
Asari: 103
Turians: 98

Citadel-space races:

Volus: 108
Quarians: 101
Drell: 97
Hanar: 95
Elcor: 94
Krogan: 95

Non Council Space:

Batarians: 94
Vorcha: 75-100 (depending on upbringing)
Yahg: 118
Prothean: 113

Can't really give an estimation for the Rachni. Queen would be something like 145+IQ but the workers would be harder to quantify. My justification for the high Prothean IQ is their ability to conquer the galaxy to a greater extent than the Turians, Asari, etc., and that they were relatively more advanced than the Asari, as evidenced by their working knowledge of Mass Relay technology by the end of their cycle."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240223810 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:07:03" && image=="Mass Effect Andromeda Screenshot 2019.01.05 -")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240224069 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:11:43" && image=="Shep has some dance moves to try out.jpg")

She will grow up and find somebodymeright for her.Please be me"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240224194 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:13:52")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240224287 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:15:38")

>Is there a way to edit your characters face after the intro to the game?
Unless he is a lady than you must ANSWER THIS LADY!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240224324 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:16:00" && image=="PIA21422_hires.jpg")

">you won't live long enough to become a part of an expedition to Trappist-1 and find a hot alien waifu there with a huge dong, hence the name";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240224449 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:18:09")

ME1 is as customizable as a Mac computer"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240224591 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:20:38" && image=="shepard_boogie_by_stupah-dance.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240224708 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:22:41" && image=="mass_effect_3__jack_giving_the_finger_by_lootra-Reaction.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240225012 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:28:55" && image=="Reaction.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240225126 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:31:02" && image=="Dance you fool DANCEtumblr_mk52e0Npo11r1wk68o4_250.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240225781 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:42:04" && image=="2012-03-16_00287.jpg")

>This kills the Quarian"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240226003 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:45:41")

"tali is so stupid
I wouldn't mind autists spamming the thread with a character so much if that character wasn't lame"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240226094 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:47:10" && image=="Tali Dance.gif")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240226220 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:49:26" && image=="1501069026279.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240226276 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:50:24" && image=="Traynor Reaction 79.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240226402 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:52:41" && image=="Spoiler Image")

>Dr. Chocolates
Easy joke that always makes me happy."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240226516 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:54:55" && image=="Who is that OH HI TALI .gif")

That dance never ends!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240226546 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:55:24" && image=="1546867654821.jpg")

>tfw no medical mommy gf"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240226632 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:56:50" && image=="1506303379769.webm")

As it should"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240226640 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:57:01" && image=="Liara Reaction.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240226732 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)09:58:31")

"Any webms of Miri or Jack dancing?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240226826 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:00:31")

Ah, I was doing party yesterday, could've recorded."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240226873 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:01:30" && image=="You Made asari Sad.jpg")

tfw I was hospitalized and was asked this question and gave that exact answer."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240227117 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:05:19")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240227272 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:07:43")


only the last few seconds,but before that we get to see Jack be a good person.

She does some dancing during that end game party dlc.
Somebody has that .gif."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240227392 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:10:04" && image=="Traynor Dance.gif")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240227427 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:10:48")

>tfw i have done this all 3 playthroughs of the game and enjoyed it each time"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240227570 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:13:06")

">If we ever see a new mass effect it will follow andromeda's shitty characters and story
It's doomed."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240227603 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:13:45")

"Actual astronaut interview on why she wants to spess it up.

Turn down your volume first"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240228213 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:24:50" && image=="Fem SHep Dance.gif")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240228501 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:29:51")

No, I enjoy it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240228610 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:31:23")

>You actually followed that Adrian Delaware autist?

He was a regular on the Bioware Social Network. As was I. Once, indeed, he described his playstyle."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240228727 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:33:30")

>What do you think the average IQ would be for the alien races with 100 set as the North-West European median?

An interesting question. I'll have to ponder it and respond to this again later tonight."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240229074 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:39:23" && image=="tumblr_mkknx0UDDi1rjwesjo2_400.gif")

Fapped to that many times"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240229117 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:40:04" && image=="1526653594151.gif")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240229168 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:40:54")

No it won't. They'll go back to the Milky Way and either do a prequel to ME1 or a sequel to ME3."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240230161 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:55:23")

Prequels are shit, and the way ME3 ends you can't give it a sequel."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240230395 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)10:58:57")

">someone said me spamming is annoying?
>i better spam more and talk about what I masturbate to

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240230683 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:03:01")

">Vulcans come from Vulcan
>Betazoids come from Betazed
>Romulans come from Romulus
>Andorian come from Andoria
>Bajoran come from Bajor
>Cardassians come from Cardassia Prime
>Ferengi come from Ferenginar

What if aliens in Mass Effect teased humans by calling them Earthlings?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240230785 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:04:32")

Only the volus are witty enough, Earth-clan"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240230819 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:05:04")

>Prequels are shit, and the way ME3 ends you can't give it a sequel.

I personally don't favor a prequel but a creative enough writer can easily write over ME3's ending. It ended with a galactic wide energy wave... let's pretend some other race or ancient hidden device had been set up to be activated by that energy wave. It then itself fires off its own that does... something. Preferably something that would erase Synthesis and/or destroy the Reapers if Shepard used Control. It's very simple. Just do it and move on. Nobody liked ME3's ending and only an incredibly gay and faggy person would be pissed off about it being written away."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240230963 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:07:05" && image=="8f356ac8fe02b78dc09c857c06da2d3d.jpg")

Wasn't even me, bruh. How's it feel to know I'm not alone in Tali'Lust?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240231083 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:08:49" && image=="1543019974607.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240231108 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:09:10")

Yeah, witty... *rubs hands*"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240231216 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:10:59" && image=="5965e8dd79377bd9cecfdffa57a4f54c.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240231912 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:21:22" && image=="x_f69cc311.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240231982 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:22:29")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240232202 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:25:40")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240232338 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:28:04" && image=="1481940640309.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240232520 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:30:33" && image=="jack realistic.jpg")

Looks very, very drunk"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240232649 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:32:18" && image=="Spoiler Image")

Xtra lewd."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240232964 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:36:53" && image=="1545413511293.gif")

">Hey, Shepard, you want some breakfast? I just gotta beat these eggs first.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240233269 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:40:29" && image=="Ve28V7s.jpg")

Regualr /fit/ meetup, nothing weird"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240233837 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:48:05" && image=="1362698312458.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240233878 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:48:39" && image=="IMG_20181204_162327.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240234243 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:53:17" && image=="1367257344312.gif")

And non lewd."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240234435 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:55:39")

It's just me or porn mod has better physics?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240234473 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:56:04" && image=="1372440023490.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240234512 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:56:34")

He's so good at dancing but his face is so serious."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240235030 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)12:03:16")

At least it has actual space exploration "

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240235167 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)12:05:06")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240235297 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)12:06:59")

Apparently that was done by the NFS team."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240235741 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)12:12:27")

>Kill X
>Activate water source by killing X
>Do fetch quests

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240236076 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)12:16:41" && image=="1369499912186.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240236687 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)12:24:23")

"Is Andromeda any better now? I loved 1, 2 and 3 (was angry about the endings, never played again when they 'fixed' them). Only 4 bucks right now on PC, surely it can't be that bad right? But I can't help shake all the memes and the hideous screenshots I saw when it was released. Should I get it or save myself the 4 bucks and get myself some lunch?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240238285 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)12:45:41")

>3 desert worlds
>1 barren ice world
>only 6 planets to explore"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240238341 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)12:46:24")

>4 bucks
That's like 4 bucks more than it's worth."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240238405 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)12:47:21")

There's no point in playing it now that they fixed most of the technical issues and facial animations.Andromedas core problems are in the writing and the world."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240238881 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)12:54:47")

thats what i figured, but i thought at 4 bucks it wouldn't be that bad. guess im getting lunch"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240239343 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)13:00:48")

I'd give Salarians and Asari (Since Asari were the Prothean's favourite apparently) a lil bit more and less to Yahgs since they are mostly predators, really smart ones but the only one we really get to see is the Shadow Broker and well, he was pretty lackluster"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240239597 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)13:04:18")

>Vega giving his support

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240240008 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)13:09:39")

>well, he was pretty lackluster
He was running a galactic information network and pretty much had his fingers dipped in every inch of galactic politics. How was he lackluster?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240240563 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)13:17:23")

Yeah, I went moron on that reply, don't mind that. But what I meant was that while that specific Yahg was smart, we only say him, and according to Hackett, they're a pre-spaceflight race and the reapers wouldn't even go to their homeworld"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240240591 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)13:17:48" && image=="1279966353517.gif")

">tfw you didn't listen to the retards on the internet and played andromeda, and you found out that it has some of the best gameplay in the franchise, some nice waifus, restored driving exploration to feel "right" again unlike 2, and an actual feeling of exploration which was lost in 2 and 3's feeling or war and pressing invasion
feels good"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240240731 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)13:19:40" && image=="15331389038900.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240242167 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)13:37:45")

>tfw you didn't listen to the retards on the internet and played andromeda, and you found out that it has some of the best gameplay in the franchise,
This is true.
>some nice waifus
By "waifus" you mean just Vetra.
>restored driving exploration to feel "right" again unlike 2, and an actual feeling of exploration which was lost in 2 and 3's feeling or war and pressing invasion
Only the driving. The exploration in of itself sucked ass because most of the planets were barren and there were only two new races. Also every conflict and mystery in the game just led back to the Kett/Angara war even though ME1 had a lot of diverse groups even within a single race."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240243128 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)13:49:35" && image=="14963465646370.jpg")

Exploration would be better if we were the first one to fucking explore, instead of it we have the Outcasts shitting under every bush months before us.
Seriously, Andromeda would have been much better if you played as on Outcast that makes REAL first contact with kett and angara, kicks kett out of Kadara port making alliance with local angara and then has to confront that faggot Pathfinder that drops out out nowhere and either help him or fight him. Same with Elaaden, you settle on the planet, set a deal with that bitch that owns water and have to deal with the krogan colony that is still under construction, once again you can choose the level of cooperation/confrontation with the krogan.
That would have been a real damn Frontier experience."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240243408 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)13:53:07")

That and add more aliens?? Why were there only two new races. I don't care how unrealistic it is to run into like, 5 space-faring alien species in a single cluster but I'm here for a good time and this isn't a hard sci-fi series anyways."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240243674 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)13:56:07")

>some nice waifus

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240243821 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)13:57:55" && image=="1a4.gif")

">nice waifus
Cora has a fine ass but come on, it's just not the same."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240245646 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)14:21:01" && image=="multiplayer_fun_by_maqeurious-d576pot.jpg")

">page niner";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240245872 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)14:24:20" && image=="4x55fcnkwlu01.jpg")

"What's the best group aside from the spectres and why is it STG?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240245928 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)14:25:09")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240246059 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)14:26:36")

That's a rank"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240246209 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)14:28:15")

Before ME3 - maybe. But during the war they give the rank even to vorcha who somehow managed not to die in 3 waves of husks."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240246518 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)14:31:56")

I would agree with this if we actually got to see N7's in action other than ourselves. Everything we know about them is just from the codex. I mean there was also Alec Ryder and he was pretty based but the terrible game dictated he perish and make way for his braindead twins."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240246702 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)14:33:56" && image=="1369487051166.png")

"Roll your faction

1 - Spectres
2 - STG
3 - Cerberus
4 - Eclipse
5 - Blood Pack
6 - Blue Suns
7 - Alliance N7
8 - C-Sec
9 - Aralakh Company
0 - Conrad Verner's Shepards
Dubs - Collectors
Trips - Reapers"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240246934 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)14:36:37")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240247316 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)14:41:05")

Now if you have ME3 installed you can... uhmm.. roleplay as one in the MP, I dunno."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240247504 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)14:43:16" && image=="I was the only one to make it out without danceing- 4chan.png")

Also Kasumi is hiding"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240247597 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)14:44:42")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240247605 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)14:44:47")

"Okay I just had a dinner with Kelly and somehow this gave me +5 Renegade and +5 Paragon points. And they don't even show me what we were doing.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240247791 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)14:47:21")

It's not from that. It's from what you said before that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240248470 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)14:55:29")

Don't know what I said to get the Renegade points then. Probably just for hitting on my subordinates."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240248782 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)14:58:53")

It's probably butt stuff related."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240249020 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:01:36")

Any option in either lower corner can give you renegade points whether or not it makes sense."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240249468 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:07:01")

No lover corner action at all, only resposes like "you worried abot me" and "why don't you give me a hug". I guess the latter is concidered a sexual harrasment."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240249590 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:08:23")

Then it was just queuing some older stuff."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240249838 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:11:27")

Or maybe it's just some kind of overall bonus for triggering this event."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240249946 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:12:56" && image=="N7_Slayer_Vanguard_MP (1).png")

No, not really. You need special traiing to achieve N7 status.
I mean during ME3, pic related
Well we could take multiplayer as source but in the Citadel DLC there are all classes talking about the shit they live through."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240250206 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:15:54" && image=="199-1539058183-548870359.jpg")

"Does Tali have any special dialogue in ME3 if you got her exonerated in ME2 at the expense of her father?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240250349 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:17:39")

They take her back due to her geth experience, that's all she says. Admiral Teaboard holds her as a
>dirty little secret"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240250708 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:21:58")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240250748 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:22:28")

You didn't understand my post."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240251016 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:25:24")

Those reports not gonna write themselves, you know"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240251119 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:26:40")

F. Enjoy the paper work and hounding down Quarian pick pockets."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240251238 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:28:07")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240251436 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:30:15")

Might as well"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240251547 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:31:39")

Make Uncle Zaeed proud"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240251643 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:32:34")

...he's staying out, right?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240251737 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:33:35")

Enjoy having to work alongside Batarians."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240251847 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:34:46")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240252607 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:42:51")

Enjoy dying by 40."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240252986 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:46:55" && image=="wallpaper-2934755.jpg")

No! I mean does she say anything if you DIDN'T get her exiled but you got her FATHER declared a traitor. Tali and Shepard part on very bad terms in that case. She says not to talk to her unless it is mission related. I'm curious if they ever address this in ME3."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240253130 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:48:28")

Rolling for Cerberus or Blue Suns"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240253180 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:49:09")

>Conrad Verner's Shepards

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240253286 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:50:17")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240253883 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)15:56:53" && image=="conrad wink.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240255183 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:11:04")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240255269 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:12:07")

"toasting in a /me/ bread";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240255670 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:16:25")

ashley would be the better fuck honestly. miranda seems like she'd spit"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240255741 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:17:07" && image=="1449680227566.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240256075 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:20:25")

>I hate... my titties"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240256078 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:20:27")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240256127 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:21:01")

wow makes a surprising amount of sense actually.

my biggest complaints are
>Commander Sheploo - Hugh Jackman
>Legion - Goose
>Liara - Emma Watson
>Mordin - Matthew McConaughey

don't know who could be sheploo but not huge. the others would just be distracting and i don't see them as the roles. fuck, just get legions original VA it's perfect

>Kaidan - Jake Gyllenhaal
just cut Kaidan and have more MBJ. that'd make Jacob actually likable too."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240256620 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:26:12")

Time to collect those community complaints on shitting birds in Presidium commons."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240257165 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:31:42" && image=="Mass Effect Galaxy Map.jpg")


Renegade Human Nationalist going 7 for N7"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240257345 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:33:34")

"Come on now faggots! Next game: milky way or andromeda? Should we or should we not get a sight of both Talis and Arias panties?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240257387 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:34:03" && image=="Mass Effect - Foundation #12 (2014).png")

"Mass Effect used to have a rich and engaging universe in which many rapes could be set.

Nowadays, hardly any rape stories get produced compared to the heyday of 2010-2012, and rape cannot be depicted in the games due to SJWery"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240258260 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:43:06")


gib milkies

The main theme of ME was supposed to be choice and responsibility, so a prequel would mostly negate that and hence neuter the most essential component of the brand. It'd be fun to play as a Turian or whatever at the close of the rachni wars or during the genophage but it wouldn't be Mass Effect."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240258539 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:46:15")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240259172 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:53:18")

Milky Way one century after the reaper war or so."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240259419 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:56:02")

That would be good. Problem is all characters are fucking dead."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240259758 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)16:59:34")

not /ourgal/ LIara, though"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240259938 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:01:30")

So? Just give us new good characters, and have the old ones mentioned in the game. Depending on the romance you could even hear about Shepard's grandkids or something."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240259965 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:01:48")

Shes boring."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240260326 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:05:47" && image=="1545061382415.png")

">panic because haven't seen a thread
>tfw aciddentally clicked /v/"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240260396 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:06:29")

More freedom. With purchasable ships and land vehicles. It really doesnt need much work as long as all space battles are in the vacuum and mechanics are somewhat arcade (no dogfight BS, no asteroids, no atmosphere proximity, etc). A simple procedural generation method for outposts and you basically loot shit all over the place with an optional standing main quest a la skyrim."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240260552 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:08:07")

By purchasable ships I mean no more than a shit cruiser or so."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240260578 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:08:19")

"What I'd really like to have had is a DLC with different minor characters fighting against the reapers, like an asari on Thessia, a krogan on Tuchanka, a human on earth, etc, just like the ones you see at the ending right before the war ends.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240260592 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:08:30")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240260898 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:11:37")

Assuming Direct Control!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240260936 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:11:54")

Eclipse has all the good bot tech."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240261223 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:15:03" && image=="MassEffectAndromeda_2018-07-09_10-50-38.jpg")

">tfw no Suvi gf"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240261318 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:15:45")


...of customs control. Lmao"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240261791 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:20:51" && image=="Foundation_11_-_brother_massani_+_squad.png")

Rubbish. A shit drug dealing pirate."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240261895 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:21:59")

Here's your Citadel Expulsion Order, sir. You have an hour to leave."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240262675 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:29:56" && image=="15125415616.png")

>next game"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240263067 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:33:46" && image=="123354467567.jpg")

>next game"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240263294 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:35:57")

"Close quarter combat>Ranged combat";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240263896 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:42:08")

Except for bosses and tough fucks."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240263963 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:42:43" && image=="1543742512624.jpg")

>Next game"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240264405 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:47:21")

Rollin for C-sec"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240264729 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)17:50:41")

Enjoy being surrounded by Vorcha and Krogan."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240266034 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:04:43")

Conrad's a badass. Conrads girlfriend is a Krogan."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240266402 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:08:35")


I kinda wish Mass Effect 1 had been made today (as impossible as it would be, because a lot of the reasons ME were good are not what todays popular AAA games would encourage).

I'm not fat fetishist, but it would have been cool to see different models of asari - tall, short, fatter, thinner. We could have seen female turians early, or just more species altogether.

Limitations on memory meant there was a hard limit on what species models we could get. All the aliens look the same.

But the galaxy has to have more species we've never met (more council species, turian client races, terminus species etc.) and now we'll never get to see them because three or four major species popping up out of nowhere after 3 games would just be weird.

Though of course this franchise died with Andromeda anyway."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240266643 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:11:04")

There was only one account somewhere (cant remember where) of some avian like species about to join the community but then they went into hidding. I hate birds. Its better this way."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240266741 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:12:18")


Damn it, guys"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240267035 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:15:33")

The team of ME itself said the Milky Way was still mostly unexplored"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240267223 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:17:38" && image=="BRD-13-KH0068-01P.jpg")

>I hate birds
>hating small dinosaurs"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240267368 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:19:07")


I think the ME codex said that >1% of all Milky-Way based stars had been explored."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240268201 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:28:19")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240269225 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:39:14")

They wrote it, same thing."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240269490 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:41:57")




I thought that you meant in an interview, etc."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240269583 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:43:08" && image=="1527239-masseffect2_2010_09_18_12_12_09_14.png")

"Is it true that Tela Vasir kidnaps young human boys to her basement for the purposes of rape?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240269712 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:44:43")

>if we actually got to see N7's in action other than ourselves.
Kai Leng was N7, and James gets recommended for the program which he would obviously pass"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240269810 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:45:50")

I'm going to regret this...

Where the fuck did that idea come from?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240270496 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:52:14")

"Imagine if the animations weren't hardcoded and you could be any multiplayer class in singleplayer (ME3)";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240270572 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:52:57")

That was a fun fight. I would have liked the chance to fight with or interact with more Spectres."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240270671 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:54:04")

>Kai Leng was N7

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240270865 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:55:47")

Milky Way and I want to smell the inside if Tali's suit after she's been on a long mission!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240271048 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:57:41")

The games gave never been about responsibility. If they were then you wouldn't always see Paragon choices working out so well. You wouldn't be able to save everyone in ME2 or ME3."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240271175 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)18:58:55")

nope, full N7

>Kai Leng is an assassin working for the human-survivalist organization Cerberus. Leng was formerly a lieutenant and N7 marine in the Systems Alliance known for having anti-alien attitudes. He is described as being Earth-born with features that show his dominant Chinese heritage."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240271490 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)19:01:57")

It's mentioned in ME1 and the first novel that the Citadel is home to more than a dozen species."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240271829 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)19:05:21")


Bioware failed in execution but the intent was to provide a self-guided space opera. Thematically most of the game revolves around questions of ambiguous morality falling on Shepard's shoulders.

Just look at the title - "Mass Effect". It refers to the eezo phenomena which is the foundation for galactic civilisation and the effects your actions were supposed to have throughout the games."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240272042 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)19:07:39")

I don't see why a smaller-scale story set before ME1 is automatically disqualified from embracing the same theme of responsibility.

It's a big galaxy. Jacob and Miranda of all people had their own mini adventure where they saved the Citadel from a bio-weapon. James has his whole mission against the collectors that was completely separate from Shepard's story but still involved tough moral choices."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240272326 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)19:10:24")

Isn't Anderson also N7? Granted the most we ever get to see him do is run around with a pistol."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240272806 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)19:14:47")

Yes, Anderson is not only N7 but the very first graduate of the program."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240273030 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)19:17:04")

*one of the very first"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240273687 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)19:23:33" && image=="wallpaper-888761.jpg")

">Imagine not being a biotic
Lmao have fun getting your shit pushed in when your tech is disabled"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240274574 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)19:32:00")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240274618 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)19:32:31")


You can only create consequences that don't affect the timeline to any extent that Shepard would have noticed.

It's not so much that importance is removed from the story as much as choice is removed. Taking Jacob for example, you could create another story where the Citadel is saved, but not one where you choose to save or not save the citadel."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240274947 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)19:36:12")

Why does it have to be the Citadel. Other spectres do crazy shit all the time that Shepard clearly doesn't get involved in. Clearly Shepard isn't called for every single thing that happens in space. Maybe this hypothetical stories hardest choices can involve alien colony worlds."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240275080 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)19:37:34")

"are there any good fanfictions about mating tubes?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240275891 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)19:46:29")

>You can only create consequences that don't affect the timeline to any extent that Shepard would have noticed
Fair point."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240276550 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)19:54:04")

"are there mods for Mass Effect 1 to make it look better?

also, will we ever get another Mass Effect game?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240276806 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)19:56:53")

"Post more Jack Art

Maybe Fetish shit "

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240277245 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)20:01:46" && image=="me3_jack_by_owlet_in_chest-d5c5jce.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240277927 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)20:08:23")

>are there mods for Mass Effect 1 to make it look better?
Yes, MEUTIM and Alot. There are also smaller mods of which not all aren included.
>also, will we ever get another Mass Effect game?
If Anthem and Dragon Age turn out good and Bioware finally understood the message, probably."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240278045 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)20:09:34" && image=="Your Waifu Is Now A Ferret jack.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240278783 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)20:17:08")

"Good. You opened this thread.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240279996 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)20:30:10")

This isnt actually page 9 command, they're busy tending to whats left of their board"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240280721 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)20:37:59")


So you ignored this thread on /v/. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best shitpost wasn't good enough for me."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240280887 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)20:39:32")


Now an entire board is dying because you couldn't resist the bait."

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240284314 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)21:17:45")

Holy crap"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240284915 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)21:23:55")

>Yeah I'm a Salarian
>Except I hate math
>salarians in the assembly gasp in unison
Jokes aside I'm guessing something is wrong with them. Maybe they don't imprint on their matriarchs like the others do?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240285403 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)21:29:10")

thanks cutie"

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240286446 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)21:41:21")

I was disappointed they didn't make it into ME2"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240286571 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)21:42:53")

You can easily have a smaller scale story that only shapes the destiny of one planet or one solar system or cluster that Shepard never visited"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240286593 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)21:43:09")

Its enjoyable. Just go in knowing it wont be great and appreciate the parts that are good (because there are some).
-combat and general gameplay are many times funner than any previous game.
-A few of the squadmates are actually pretty fun and they all get a lot of dialogue both on your ship and on planets. A few are fucking stupid/annoying though too.
-While the writing in parts was pretty meh, i thought overall the story was at least semi decent. Decent enough like a good action movie, but yeah certainly nothing special. It seems like there was a lot of setup for what could be an actually pretty great story in andromeda 2 (not that it will happen now), but i can see how too much setup and the questionable writing can definitely and understandably make people dislike the story overall.
-The graphics overall are actually pretty great, the animations not quite as bad as memed for the most part (though still a few parts kinda bad). though on this front the lack of model variety for the aliens (asari and turian most noticeably) is pretty annoying.
So basically it has some fuck ups mixed in with the good things so there is an even amount of both making it overall dissapointing compared to what it should have been, especiall if you were excited or pre-ordered. If you can go into it now with some forewarning that there is a lot of bad but also some good in it i think its genuinely a pretty decent game.
Whats really sucks about the backlash to it is i think it was actually a fantastic base to build off for a few games as the overall graphics and combat/gameplay system were fantastic, while the story was set up for some pretty interesting things in the future."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240286837 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)21:45:52")

"I remember someone saying in ME2 or ME3 that there was an intelligence behind the reapers, did they end forgetting that too?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240287137 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)21:49:23")

>my biggest complaints are
Alright, how's this, then
>Commander Sheploo - Sam Worthington
>Legion - Autotuned Bill Gates
>Liara - Chloe Bennet
>Mordin - Stanley Tucci"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240287207 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)21:50:05")

I don't think it was entirely about the reapers and just about a reoccuring pattern with all things but I can't be sure. It either hinted at god or some force of entropy."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240287396 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)21:52:06")

>Just give us new good characters
Have you seen any good new characters by Bioware since then? I mean, not that they were the pinnacle of writing, but they were loved, caused a shitstorm, if they weren't playable in ME3 and beat every single one introduced after the trilogy in terms of popularity, hands down."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240287448 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)21:52:45")

No I'm pretty sure it was talking about someone or something behind the reapers, but then we got the whole story about the reapers with the leviathan DLC so I don't know if they just discarded it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240287650 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)21:55:05")

He said Fetish, not Ferret"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240287975 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)21:59:01")

Oh I never played the leviathan DLC. Maybe it was just hinting at the Leviathans."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240288206 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)22:01:42")

Nah this thing was a hint to something behind the reapers and their actions, we learn the leaviathans have nothing to do with it (anymore). How can you have not played it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240288245 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)22:02:12")

Agreed. It has its share of weak points too, but it definitely had enough going for it that i enjoyed myself quite a bit.
Also agreed, how the exploration was done (actually well made open worlds, fun to drive car etc) the actual planets were pretty garbage and it would have been fun to have at least a few actually unexplored worlds.
While i do like where the story of the kett and angara was going i also agree more alien races would be good, though i feel like this could be where the story was going, possibly with teaming up with other races fighting the kett to make a kind of 'resistance'

Obviously theres Vetra
Plus "can i speak to your manager haircut" Cora actually turned out alright. I thought she was gonna be fucking annoying as shit but she was actually pretty cute and nice. kinda weird with the asari weaboo stuff, but i mean i probably would be too because blue chicks with super powers are hot so who wouldn't want to be part of their civilisation.
Even the girl in the cockpit was pretty nice.
I could see some people really liking shrek asari too (PB), i kinda flopped between thinking she was super annoying and liking her so i couldn't consider her a waifu but i could understand if some people did."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240288670 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)22:07:06")

>How can you have not played it?
I only played ME3 once and picked only the Citadel DLC, Javik DLC, and the extended cut. Never downloaded Leviathan because I didn't want to spend more money than I already had on DLC. If I ever get through to playing ME3 again though, I plan to download it this time around.

Also I played ME3 like, 2 years after it's release and missed all the controversy so I went in totally blind but with the extended cut."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240289734 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)22:20:28" && image=="2362363.gif")

"Imagine how would the girls look if the trilogy was remade (or a new game made) by cd projekt";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240290756 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)22:32:38")

I bet they'd give us lots of femquars each with unique fabrics and suit designs. Irks me that they are all the same in ME2 and ME3 with only Tali being unique."

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240292215 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)22:49:29")

Milkyway before the Reaper war, make a completely parallel storyline about a research team going into uncharted systems trying to uncover prothean shit and find new worlds to colonize. Basically do the whole "exploration" thing that Andromeda was going for but do it in the actual galaxy people care about. Bonus points for running into old ME1-2 characters that weren't members of the crew"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240292584 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)22:53:32" && image=="flotilla_market.jpg")

"Why are the quarians so unpopular? I just visited the Flotilla's biggest market and I am BLOWN AWAY! OMG!


They have so much cheap stuff here! I mean like, all the name brands and the most popular vids but they are all CHEAP! It is SOOO much more affordable. You can get the latest and highest class asari fashions for almost nothing. I got all my favorite vids installed right into my omnitool!

They offer tons of other things too, like cheap ground vehicles and hover cars, with insurance coverage just like you'd get anywhere else! Just fill out the forms with your information and you are good to go! Ditto all sorts of memberships in the high end exclusive clubs for the best sports-hover-cars, interstellar travel services, and more!

I bought a bunch of cool apps for my extra-net account too that make sure I can log into the Flotilla's market services at any time to download new vids and games. I was able to buy a special DLC for Galaxy of Fantasy that came with a shit-ton of in-game currency for my avatar. Got signed up for some extra-net groups that send you coupons for deals on pre-fabs and hardsuits (even weapons!).

I'm fucking PSYCHED! I LOVE quarians!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240293381 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)23:02:11")

Make it about the Idenna. You don't want a game of just quarians and two humans though, so have the Idenna be the flagship of a small flotilla of ships from some other species (or corporations dominated by different species). Something like that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240294542 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)23:16:02")

desu I was thinking about something like a citadel funded research team, this would let players pick pretty much any race. Also this would let the game send players out into the unknown then let them come back to hubs like the citadel for resupply. idk I just feel like you could do so much in the milkyway without even touching the reaper war or Shepard.

wheres my c-sec detective mystery solving game Bioware?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240294738 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)23:18:16" && image=="lostinspace.jpg")

Drawn like that Tali looks like the daughter from the Lost in the Space Movie. In fact, she kind of sounds like her too..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240294853 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)23:19:47")

Look up "Mass Effect: Prime" on Youtube. Similar to what you and I described. I absolutely agree that you could tell a lot of stories in many different types of games in the Mass Effect universe."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240296049 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)23:34:36" && image=="d67advd-1550e097-2b91-40af-873c-02b41515e4eb.jpg")

">the dead hour begins as soon as I get home from work";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240296906 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)23:45:08" && image=="mass_effect_elcor_plushie_2.jpg")

"What is the cutest race and why is it the Elcor?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240297149 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)23:48:25" && image=="Elcor Cav Victory.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240298627 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)00:07:10" && image=="hey_baby_girl_by_fishbone76-d7si615.png")

Sure. Cute plushy. I wish they were developed more in the games or books."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240299186 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)00:14:44")

"i came here

to say

samara is a god-tier waifu"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240299395 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)00:17:35")

Samara is bland. People only like her for her tits. She has no redeeming qualities. She's a mindless zealot and a shitty mother and dresses like a whore."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240300596 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)00:33:45")

I enjoy her principles and togetherness, I like how she's a thousand years old and tells stories and I like her gigantic mommy milkers

>and a shitty mother and dresses like a whore.
do not care"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240300610 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)00:33:52")

>it has some of the best gameplay in the franchise
It has the best core gameplay, but they ruined it with grind and limited power options, and no the profile thing doesn't make up for it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240301375 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)00:43:37")

>I enjoy her principles and togetherness

Like what? Tell me more. Sell me on this."

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240302532 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)00:59:36")

"I got ME1 for Christmas and Noveria plays like a tech demo. The AI has been acting retarded and for some reason everything is a black blob of pixels so I have to turn the game into unlit mode and it looks retarded. Please tell me Noveria is the only place that does the black blob thing.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240302720 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)01:02:05")

she is like a samurai in her behavior and it makes her much more poised, confident, and sexy, than most of the other female characters in ME. I like how she's basically a paladin, she is a lawful good warrior bordering on lawful stupid which I think is an interesting motivation for a character, kind of like an Arthur C Clarke robot.

through her stories you learn how old she is and all the scopes of experience she's gone through, again something I love to see in a character. also since she is older she has experienced sexuality in her and it makes her harder to 'have', which I also like. it makes the sexually charged conversations between you and her that much more rewarding."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240303379 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)01:11:25")

>she is like a samurai in her behavior and it makes her much more poised, confident, and sexy, than most of the other female characters in ME.

Do you also like that about Miranda? Not an attack, I'm just asking.

> I like how she's basically a paladin, she is a lawful good warrior bordering on lawful stupid which I think is an interesting motivation for a character,

I can agree with that but not entirely because I don't think the games do anything with this idea. We don't get to challenge Samara about her Code and its impractical application to reality or criticize her for giving up all agency and thought to some ancient Code. One could view her devotion to it as a means of escaping responsibility and decision making. Like Thane, she just passes off responsibility to a higher power or ideal.

>through her stories you learn how old she is and all the scopes of experience she's gone through,

Like what? I don't remember any intersting stories, just a brief summary. My favorite asari Matriarch is the bartender. Through her narration of her life's experiences you get a totally new perspective on history and a different way to re-contextualize it. For us, the Rachni Wars or Alexander the Great are ancient history, and ditto Genghis Khan and the Black Death... but for someone like her that stuff is all nearly within living memory. Her parents and grand parents were veterans of those ancient conflicts and she herself has seen the fall of the quarians and the rise of the geth. For the asari the galaxy has never been very peaceful as each generation has had a major war to fight in."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240303489 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)01:12:57")

I never played on PC and can't help you. A shame it is glitching out because in terms of roleplaying and exploration Noveria is the best part of the game. You have a lot of possibilities in Port Hanshan and some interesting paths through Peak 15 too."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240304218 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)01:22:52")

Its peak 15 thats fucking with me. The reactor room is being fucking annoying and it doesnt help the lighting is giving me a head ache."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240305241 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)01:37:21")

Noveria is the worst place regarding performance optimization. AI goes for whatever reason haywire there and it's even worse on Feros. Save often and reload or even restart the game when they sperg.

The blob thing also happens on very final planet. They happen because on AMD there used to be a special instruction set to take load off of the GPU but since there is no longer need for it modern AMD CPU's no longer have that but the game doesn't know it. There's a fix on nexusmods called FPS counter something or another. On my phone so I can't check the full name right now. Just be ready to turn off whatever graphics "tweaks" it has on by default."

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240306361 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)01:53:23")

>Do you also like that about Miranda? Not an attack, I'm just asking.
not particularly. it feels different from Miranda, like a front. Miranda also loses her shit occasionally while Samara seems completely zen. Samara seems otherworldly while Miranda is more of a perfectionist.

>We don't get to challenge Samara about her Code and its impractical application to reality or criticize her for giving up all agency and thought to some ancient Code
yeah that would've been loads better. or killing Morinth, she really has no qualms whatsoever about it. at the same time, without excusing Bioware's incredibly lazy writing about it, she is a very experienced justicar at this point so I GUESS you can say that she has fully detached herself from that part of her work. still an unexplored concept though.

I was gonna compare her to him in my previous post actually, because I think Samara's reasoning is better. Thane is in complete denial about the heinous shit he does while Samara seems to acknowledge it – because Samara's code is what compels her to kill in the first place, while Thane is just trying to pretty up being a hitman.

having her one on one week-long game of cat and mouse with Nihlus, slaughtering an entire village because Morinth created a sex cult, and also just being a merc gangster for her young life. although I agree that stories like Aethyta's are better for putting things in scope. also you don't get enough of Samara's stories, I'm guilty of filling in the blanks just because I like multicentenarian characters so much (Bayonetta anyone?)"

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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240307784 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)02:16:09" && image=="Quarian_Medic.jpg")

>Thane is in complete denial about the heinous shit he does

If that is true why is he trying to atone for it? There'd be nothing to atone for. Samara is the one to me who seems to have no guilt or second thoughts about the life she's lived. She does express some sense of loss at the death of Morinth, but I find her whole crusade to after her own daughter rather questionable. Especially when she clothes it in the Code. Is she doing this for the galaxy, for her children, or just for her self and her shame and guilt? I don't find that noble. Obviously she does, but like I said I wish I could jump into the game so I could argue with her. In fact what I like about Thane is that you DO get to challenge him about his life and his beliefs. He defends himself and the conversation doesn't go much further, but I'm glad that what is there is there at all.

>having her one on one week-long game of cat and mouse with Nihlus, slaughtering an entire village because Morinth created a sex cult, and also just being a merc gangster for her young life.

Sure, but how did those events effect her? What did she feel during those times? How does she feel about them now?

> I'm guilty of filling in the blanks just because I like multicentenarian characters so much (Bayonetta anyone?)

Okay, well that's being honest. I like filling in the blanks myself, but I take note of when I do it and wish that I didn't have to. It's at least 75% of rolepaying in these games; imagining all the inner monologues and details of their history and day to day life."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240307927 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)02:18:15" && image=="bluesuns2.png")

Now that I'm home I'm trying again for Cerberus or the Blue Suns."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240308051 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)02:20:17" && image=="d59q9ny-6d3cc847-a009-4c90-b4c0-ccbea65535b2.jpg")

Well I can live with that. I can always knife an alien in a bar and defect to Cerberus later."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240309076 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)02:36:34" && image=="no_fuck_YOU.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240310124 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)02:53:25" && image=="31652.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240310597 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:01:09" && image=="Spoiler Image")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240310743 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:03:25" && image=="1485001591028.jpg")

"Would you eat one her cookies? Keep in mind that the she wants you to stop posting immediately so this general goes back to its peaceful slumber and remains a memory";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240310782 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:03:56" && image=="KoveLetter.png")

This ain't my first ro-day-o anon. I know what that is."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240310906 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:06:10")

">Vega orders 1 (ONE) double-pepperoni pizza
that's not even enough for him alone"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240311113 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:09:34")

">thread is dominated by suitshitter lovers
>thread is absolute shit

What did they mean by this?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240311548 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:17:03" && image=="liavaellickylicky1.jpg")

You deleted the file, dingbat.

Well she DOES have a cute butt."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240311605 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:17:52" && image=="QIDF1.png")

Careful buddy, the Quarian Extranet Defense Force has eyes everywhere."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240311815 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:21:48")

No, this shitty website cannot even handle the most file uploads. Leave this general and leave this trash heap"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240311914 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:23:39")

">ywn be a C-SEC officer, bashing Quarians to the ground for stealing shit for their wretched ships

why live"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240312335 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:30:24" && image=="d5kvqtk-ff17bb7d-6244-4e72-b7ce-d4c87692afa2.png")

Where else can I discuss Mass Effect properly? /meg/ is a troubled place but I am glad to have it.

...and don't forget it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240312569 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:34:13" && image=="zorahsden - Copy.png")

The Migrant Fleet has more political pull than you think. When reports get back to them about C-Sec using inappropriate force against their children on pilgrimage they'll start exerting that influence. Start clogging up systems vital to Council trade. Making a nuisance of themselves.

One day, you find out you violated your contract with C-Sec and you are being asked to resign, and forfeit your benefits. (which will be converted into credits or supplies and donated to the Migrant Fleet)

You should feel happy. The quarians are a rare bunch. Something vulnerable to be protected and cherished. Your life's work is better off being used to help hundreds of quarians than it ever would be in your own wallet."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240312816 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:38:52")

The must have been written during /meg/'s decline or else they would have given him a foot job."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240312916 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:40:20")

>get btfo by toasters
>get btfo the council and banished

Quarians can't pull anything but the weight of shit that is in their suits"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240313038 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:42:31")

Stop caring about Mass Effect and be glad the game is finally dead.

Ayrea was the best MEGSEV waifu, we were the first place to pioneer female turian waifus and she deserves cred for that.

That wouldn't been written at all during MEG's golden age where Talicancer's were being bullied constantly and the femtur menace was supported by Regina, a crazy Russian chick and a Turk."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240313123 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:44:03")

>Stop caring about Mass Effect and be glad the game is finally dead.

No, I want it back.

Also, femturs are shit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240313278 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:47:00")

The game will suffer as long as EA owns the IP, accept death or suffer more disappointments.

Don't believe their shitty excuse, do you want me to remind how many races Oblivion had at the time and the variations between the races?

Bioware just didn't give a shit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240313574 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:52:25")

They'll dredge up the IP in 10 years or so"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240313834 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:56:49")

As long as games are made for profit and not for story-telling, Mass Effect is gonna suck ass."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240313976 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)03:59:17" && image=="xenmessage.jpg")

I will record this. You just wait. You will regret your words and hate."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240314060 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)04:00:48")

>Don't believe their shitty excuse, do you want me to remind how many races Oblivion had at the time and the variations between the races?

Are you literally stupid? Oblivion races all have the same body type. They just have different head parts."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240314278 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)04:04:31")

I was mentioning why female Turians were cut the body thing rarely gets done but even then, many games using UE had a feature for body variations.

Bioware could've done it but, profit got in the way even with Microsoft."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240314396 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)04:06:20")

>This is what quarian faggots believe

Meanwhile on Omega quarian pilgrims are getting enslaved by fucking elcor and raped"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240314496 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)04:07:56")

Those of you who like femturs, are homosexuals. Not only are they monstrous in appearance, but they also have masculine voices and personalities."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240314960 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)04:16:26")

Their monstrous appearance is likely the appeal, just let people be as long as they don't get in your face."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240315084 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)04:18:39" && image=="gethtali.jpg")

No, you are being dumb. Turians, salarians, and krogan all required unique armor models for them. In Oblivion, an orc, khajiit, dunmer, ect, can all use the same armor model. They all use the same skeleton and base facial structure. In Mass Effect they may very well use the same biped skeleton, but it needs to be animated differently for each race and they all need to have highly customized facial animation.

I've had femtur aficionados explain this to me. Definitely a bit bisexual for me tastes. To be attracted to something it needs to share the features I like in a human woman. Additional features can make that woman more exotic, but if she loses that which makes a woman feminine then I'm not interested."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240315483 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)04:26:23")

Femturs have quite a few female features, probably all but tits."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240315635 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)04:29:08")

True. I'm an unabashed xenophile, so the fact that it IS so different is what attracts me.

I would prefer it if we had more alien aliens, though. Most ME species are still too Star Trek for my tastes."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240315789 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)04:32:01" && image=="IMG_20190108_113116.png")

"It's perfect";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240316168 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)04:38:57" && image=="1395377290505.jpg")

What female features do they have? They don't have soft, womanly curves. Don't have pouty lips and long eye lashes. Don't have a woman's diminutive frame.

I would like more exotic creations too. I mean the rachni, hanar, and elcor all fit that bill, however they aren't developed. Where is their clothing and armor, their weapons and tools and vehicles?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240316387 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)04:43:57")

>Is she doing this for the galaxy, for her children, or just for her self and her shame and guilt?
Not the anon you were talking to, but Morinth killed a lot of people. A whole lot of people. For pure fun. She was also not reasonable about her desires. So, yeah, there's a lot of drama, a mother hunting her own daughter down to kill her. There is that weight of responsibility, though. Morinth is her own daughter.

>I love her
Jesus Christ."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240316406 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)04:44:16")

>a woman's diminutive frame

Vetra is 198 metres and 93 kilograms, larger than most human men. Those who like that, are homosexuals"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240316543 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)04:46:28" && image=="nyreen.png")

What do you mean this isn't a womanly frame"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240316860 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)04:51:36" && image=="dcpx0ij-65ec8989-afb4-4331-82ad-f05a078e1428 - Copy (2).png")

Okay fine. If you cover a femtur from head to toe she might vaguely remember a female. Strip that shit off though and you don't get THIS"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240317112 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)04:56:36" && image=="025.png")

>Morinth killed a lot of people. A whole lot of people. For pure fun. She was also not reasonable about her desires. So, yeah, there's a lot of drama, a mother hunting her own daughter down to kill her. There is that weight of responsibility, though. Morinth is her own daughter.

None of that contradicts what I said. I don't buy into Samara's spiel about saving lives and mercy and all that shit. I do believe she feels responsible, but I see that as a mark on her honor. Plenty of serial killers in the world but their parents don't hunt them down.

If Samara was so noble why the stated intent to slaughter police officers just doing their job? Like I said, I view her commitment to the Code as a convenient means to justify her actions and not have to actually reason anything out. She just follows the texts or the commandments or whatever. Is shame the same as guilt? Is she really feeling sorry for the people Morinth hurts or for herself?

>>I love her
>Jesus Christ.

You know... why DOES Shepard romance Tali? I get Tali's attraction, but what is Shepard's? He never states anything he likes about her. I guess he's just in "avatar mode" for that. It's not like with Kaidan or Ashley where you actually see them develop a report with Shepard and the two get to know one another, opening up a bit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240317447 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:03:08" && image=="nyreenhuman.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240317604 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:06:50")

>Plenty of serial killers in the world but their parents don't hunt them down.
How many parents of serial killers are paladins? And, in ME3, where Falere is left without a Monastery, she chooses to kill herself, instead of following the code. Which would oblige her to kill her own daughter, one that hasn't hurt anyone. She uses the code to steel herself, for what she has to do, she doesn't always have to agree with it, but it gives her the strength to go on.

>why DOES Shepard romance Tali?
The hips, the voice, the mystery behind the mask. Maybe the sweat, as well. I wouldn't know. Not a Tali man myself."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240317792 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:11:09" && image=="022.jpg")

>How many parents of serial killers are paladins?

None that I'm aware of. It's a very unnatural reaction. Samara keeps talking about how it is her responsibility. That's why I see it as it really just being an expression of her vanity.

>in ME3, where Falere is left without a Monastery, she chooses to kill herself,

Yes, she finally does something interesting. I applaud that scene.
>The hips, the voice, the mystery behind the mask. Maybe the sweat, as well. I wouldn't know. Not a Tali man myself.

I'm serious though. I know why various players were attracted to her. Granted, in ME2 she only shares the physical traits of ME1 Tali. Otherwise she has changed a lot, actually. However from Shepard's POV the romance is this:

>Tali likes you!
>Oh. Okay.
>Loyalty Mission
>I wanna fuck!
>I'm taking meds so we can fuck!
>I'm nervous but I want to fuck!

Where did they form a bond before that? Now I feel weird about it. It's entirely one sided.

>when you realize Tali is worst girl

Did I just become redpilled?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240318212 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:21:01")

>Where did they form a bond before that?
Normandy SR-1 talks, Mako and elevator rides, I guess. I didn't bring her along."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240318227 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:21:27")

I'd more comfortable with it if instead of Jacob cheating on Shepard, it was Tali. Once she was away she realized it was a shallow attraction. She might even feel a little bitter towards Shepard, but then realize she is an adult and it was her idea. So then she finds a nice quarian man and gets with him. (that Garrus shit is cringe)

Then Shepard finds out when you get to Rannoch and while Renegade Shep might be an ass because he's an ass, Paragon Shep accepts that it wasn't a strong relationship and she's better off now."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240318272 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:22:26")

Femturs look womanly if they aren't wearing power armor, and dear oh dear if you unironically like that picture."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240318374 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:24:33")

I like it but I know it's not remotely what a femtur looks like. Breasts are a little big, comical, but I like the legs and such. She looks soft and squishy."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240318538 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:28:15")

We have never saw their legs without armor, who says its covered with plates"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240318602 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:29:31")

The codex"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240318663 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:31:00")

You can just tell from the shape of turian legs and arms that they have a wiry strength to them. That means dense muscle. They're not soft and squishy like a woman."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240318790 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:33:57")

The codex doesn't fucking say I can't grab their inner thighs for soft flesh

Fat fetishist baka"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240319082 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:40:22")

>Samara's spiel
What is spiel?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240319135 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:41:32")

The codex says they are literally covered in plates, in order to withstand the radiation of Palaven's sun. If they don't, then they should be dead."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240319196 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:43:05")

Guten tag, meine freunde"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240319229 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:43:57")

Femturs are fucking bald, the besides, you don't get much sun in your thigh gap"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240319301 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:45:33")

>you don't get much sun in your thigh gap
That's not how radiation works."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240319362 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:46:54" && image=="observations.jpg")

>Fat fetishist baka

No not remotely, but I don't want something hard and unyielding. If I wanted that I could just rub my hands up and down a table leg.

Compare Nyrene's legs to Tali's. Look at her ass. You can tell Tali has soft flesh and some muscle. Her thighs probably jiggle a little bit when she walks (or would in real life). Just a little. She's fit but she has a little fat in the places a woman would have it.

I see no such evidence in turians. Very thin limbs."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240319664 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)05:54:04")

You want to fuck a rubber suit full of shit, at least compare Nyreen to Miranda."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240320528 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)06:13:25")

Who did you vote for?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240320565 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)06:14:22")

Die Linke, kamerad"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240320829 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)06:20:40" && image=="1479677449479.gif")

>at least compare Nyreen to Miranda.
It's ... it's not even a contest."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240321002 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)06:25:27")

Yeah, if you gonna make a point on your normie taste, do it right.

That said, even with Nyreen having defined muscles on her thighs, I'd still go for femturs."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240321230 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)06:30:44")

>I'd still go for femturs.
You can still like what you like. Preference is subjective."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240322324 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)06:54:20" && image=="1458278342294.jpg")

>gigantic mommy milkers"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240322632 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)07:01:30")

Destroyer of europe"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240322775 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)07:05:08" && image=="Quality Bioware Animation 9.webm")

Look at this expression. Look at it. It conveys a pleasant surprise and just a hint of cheekiness, like that mouth is gonna curl into a smirk in the next frame.

Compare that to pic related. What the fuck"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240322850 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)07:06:43")

bring dich um oder lass dich von einem goldstück umbringen du linke hartz 4 ratte"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240323116 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)07:11:31")

They have masculine personalities. Emotionally, you may as well be with a man"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240323220 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)07:13:13")

Yeah ... yeah, exactly like the last time I took my cat to the vet.
>Stupid stare to infinity as the doctor checks him up
>Discomfort as he gets vaxed."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240323586 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)07:20:22")

What makes a personality masculine, and you are talking as if they are all uniform. Delusional."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240323667 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)07:22:02")

>You know... why DOES Shepard romance Tali?
Aside from the obvious hips, shotgun, and accent, maybe her technical skill and selflesness? Those two are the only things he cites in their romance specific banter, anyway.

>Shepard: You've never been selfish, Tali. If anything you don't think enough of yourself.

>Shepard: Admiral, huh?
>Tali: It's mostly a formality. I'm an expert on the geth.
>Shepard (playfully): That you are.

The romance makes more sense if you consider the "yell down the admiralty board" as part of it, he's clearer about what he thinks of Tali there (and Tali's dialogue afterwards always sounds vaguely suggestive). It's also one of the only times he actually gets mad in the games.
>Tali helped me defeat Saren and the geth at the Citadel. That should be all the evidence you need... She knows more about the geth than any other quarian alive. You should be listening to her, not putting her on trial. Tali'Zorah saved the Citadel! She saved the Alarei! She showed the galaxy the value of the quarian people."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240323856 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)07:26:11")

hab hitler deinen kleinen schwanz lutschen lassen"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240324370 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)07:36:13")

>We don't get to challenge Samara about her Code and its impractical application to reality or criticize her for giving up all agency and thought to some ancient Code.
Not that anon but her code is still very relevant to current Asari society and very applicable to the reality of the Asari seeing how she's even revered and Asari apparently don't even question the justice of Justicars on Illium, let alone Asari space. It's one of those things where a humans say just isn't going to matter, especially since Justicars don't really leave Asari space according to ME2. Any challenge you present to her, while that would have been interesting, probably would fall on deaf ears because "we simply aren't Asari and thus can't relate"."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240324885 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)07:46:46")

was für ein patient du bist lmao"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240326471 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)08:19:24")

The banter implies familiarity, if a bit of intimacy. That's still not a valid reason why Shepard would like Tali. Of the aforementioned traits, selflessness is a good one, though with Tali it borders on naivete."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240326718 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)08:23:50")

"Can you not drink in ME1? I could have swore you could order drinks at the bars.

(10 captchas to post this shit)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240326745 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)08:24:19")

If either Tali or Garrus was romanced, then in the penultimate conversations Shepard has with them s/he thank them for always being with them throughout their journeys. So there's that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240327051 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)08:29:44")

The "she's there" part is understandable, but that's not very ... uplifting. Like, if Tali asked you why you loved her, would you tell her "you were there"?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240329502 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)09:16:52")

>Asari apparently don't even question the justice of Justicars on Illium, let alone Asari space.

Her being arrested says otherwise.

>"we simply aren't Asari and thus can't relate".
Sounds like shit writing."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240329924 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)09:23:58")

>selflessness is a good one, though with Tali it borders on naivete.

Which is an odd way to portray her considering how she was introduced in ME1. She was trying to sell her information to the Shadow Broker. In ME1 she is border-line cynical.

"A pass can open one door, credits can open many."

"We quarians are quite familiar with the corporations on Noveria; they do business without asking too many questions." (or something like that, I don't remember the exact dialog)

She still wanted to help people and used that as a her reasoning for wanting to join up with Shepard. Her naivety, a subtle trait, was more expressed in her enthusiasm for the mission. Despite being wounded by Fist's men. In ME2 she learns quite the opposite when so many of her subordinates get killed."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240330189 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)09:28:27" && image=="what_else_swan_princess.gif")

Well... you're hot! What else is there?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240330376 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)09:31:43")






if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240331145 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)09:44:40" && image=="quote.jpg")

"This is meant to showcase how great Tali is but actually I think it shows that she's rather lackluster as a character. There's no conflict. That's why the best and most interesting relationship you can have with her in ME2 is earning her enmity by getting her father exiled in place of her. You do what is actually best for her in the long run, but she hates you for it.

On a side note: her reasoning for joining Shepard in ME2 is barebones and lame. She shouldn't have been a squadmate. Given Cerberus' recent attack on the Migrant Fleet she has way more reason that Ash/Kaidan to be suspicious and to feel betrayed by Shepard's alliance with them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240331626 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)09:52:06" && image=="1265439833397.jpg")


Quarians broke the law by making artificial intelligence, and then said "i-it was an accident. We kept trying to make smarter and smarter servants until one day they had...artificial intelligence. We had no way of foreseeing this!"

That law is a good law, and is in place for a reason. The Quarians broke it, and learned the reason the law existed in the first place. They thought they knew better, and they thought the rules didn't apply to them.

Now they're a fraction of their former selves, floating through space like rats hiding.

And you know what? They deserve it. They deserve every bit of it. Every life lost by geth hands is their fault. Every human, salarain, turian, etc who dies by geth hands is the fault of the Quarians.

But let's ignore this. Let's not let our racial prejudices affect our personal relationships, right? That's correct. We should judge people for their own actions. Tali had nothing to do with creating the geth. Sure, she espouses the fallacies discussed above, and says "we dind't know" and "we had to kill them!", but let's give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she was taught those fallacies as a child and it's her parents fault.

But even if we do this, and even if we let her into our lives on the premise that not all Quarians are bad, she still steals the engine and stealth technology from the Allaince vessels. She's still a space rat, through and through. Would we have gladly given that technology to her if she asked? Sure. Would we have gladly traded for it in proper negotiations like proper species conduct every fucking day of the year for each other's technology? Sure. But no, she's a Quarian. She just steals it.

Quarians are genociding, thieving, liars who abuse your trust even if you give individuals the benefit of the doubt and don't hold them accountable for the sins of their species. If you're noble towards them, they take advantage.

Don't be fooled."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240332119 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)09:59:42")



if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240332262 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:01:54" && image=="inquisitive_quarian_by_slakolov-d7bwa5f.jpg")

A helpful anecdote for my fellow spacers:

Quarians are a species confined to the ships in their Flotilla where they live in sealed environments. After many generations their immune systems have degraded and so for reasons of safety they wear their space suits their entire lives, rarely taking them off. Their faces hidden behind tinted masks, quarians have learned to exaggerated their careful body language to express themselves.

If you happen to work or live alongside a quarian, usually a pilgrim from the Flotilla undergoing their right of adulthood, you may notice quarians to be a bit personal. A hand on your wrist, arm, or shoulder while speaking to you is not uncommon. As are hugs and brief hand holding when greeting a friend or acquaintance.

The need to scavenge scrap and re-purpose what others would consider trash into working appliances, tools, or clothing has earned quarians a reputation as being thieves, beggars, and trash collectors. Among quarians they own few personal effects and most everything else is shared by the community. Young members of the species exploring the galaxy for the first time are often stunned and confused by the excess of materialism enjoyed by other peoples. As such do not be offended and try not to be angry if they ask for articles of clothing to weave into their environment suits, or if you find pieces of laundry missing that the quarian wrongly assumed you were throwing out. Try to see it as a compliment that they enjoyed your fashion sense enough to work it into their own wardrobe.

~The More You Know~"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240333531 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:23:23" && image=="043.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240333536 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:23:27")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240333916 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:29:06")

"Why does that autistic germ not stopping with his reddit spacing?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240334127 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:32:04" && image=="d56ju3q-868760bc-e1cd-447a-a7bf-cabe02a0c891.jpg")

What does Shepard like about her personality? What do YOU like about it? (assuming you like to romance her)

I feel like the romance only exists because the player's wanted and that Bioware forgot to actually give Shepard and Tali any back and forth chemistry in ME2.

I don't post on reddit you fucking newfag. Spacing portions of a post out is common fucking sense and practice. It makes it easier to read."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240334382 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:36:12")

It makes it harder to read you fucking autist. Holy shit you don't make paragraphs in a fucking sentence you shitskin germ"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240334508 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:38:06")

>Given Cerberus' recent attack on the Migrant Fleet

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240334621 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:39:38")

I didn't romance her. Exactly because I was put off by her lack of personality."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240334648 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:40:17")

Are you reading on a phone or something? Or are you just totally full of shit? Which is it? Oh wait, let me re-space this.

Are you reading on a phone or something?

Or are you just totally full of shit?

Which is it?
The events of the second novel by Drew Kaparshyn, the lead writer of ME1."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240334850 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:43:46")

>The events of the second novel
Oh. I haven't read any of the novels. It's all non-canon as far as I care."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240334945 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:45:16")

what you like or dislike doesn't affect what's canon.

and the cerberus attack on the migrant fleet is talked about in mass effect 2. Miranda and tali both know about it and discuss it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240334967 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:45:50")

>Oh. I haven't read any of the novels. It's all non-canon as far as I care.

Well the first two novels are definitely not non-Canon. Third might as well because ME3 makes no sense otherwise. 4th was actually disowned by Bioware. If you like the Mass Effect setting you'd enjoy the first three novels as they flesh it out a bit more and give you a taste of what day to day life is like there."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240335018 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:46:37")

Example: Dude you cannot do X if someone doesn't agree with it.

The reason for this is Z and you know this is false.

Please stop doing X because of Z, otherwise I have to report you
You get it now? You don't do spacing in a fucking sentence. Jesus Christ, no wonder germ*** is completely braking apart with low IQ chimps like you"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240335267 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:49:57")

>You don't do spacing in a fucking sentence.

The spacing was between sentences, you dumbshit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240335285 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:50:11")

>what you like or dislike doesn't affect what's canon.
Doesn't matter what I like.
>Not in game, not canon. Simple as that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240335394 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:51:43")

>Miranda and tali both know about it and discuss it.
Don't recall that. Maybe because I didn't read the books, so I paid no mind in the game. If that is so, then canon."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240335415 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:52:05")

No, that's true.

There is a hierarchy but unless contradicted by the game the books are canon.

They are official material.

Sadly, the comics are canon too."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240335514 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:53:36")

Someone with such a shitty memory and lack of attention to detail shouldn't so confidently spout what is or isn't canon.





as you





if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240335572 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:54:24")

you're genuinely retarded. whatever bioware says is canon is canon.

when you first meet tali in mass effect 2 (so like the first mission), if you have miranda in your party, they talk for a second about the attack. Tali's squadmate objects to working with cerberus because of it, and miranda gives a little synopsis of why tali's squad doesn't want to work with you."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240335613 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:54:53")

>Sadly, the comics are canon too.
In the comics, Jack wears her Purgatory prison overalls, before getting arrested. Media outside the games are time-paradoxes."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240335661 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:55:42" && image=="geth_pathfinder_by_tzvh_dbyubqk-fullview.jpg")

Tali brings this up again when you recruit her and you can ask her about it afterward while she's in engineering."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240335826 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)10:58:10")

i mean its more than just "you were here when I needed you". Loyalty and devotion to you and your mission are really good reasons to develop strong relationships with people. Garrus becomes Shepards best friend throughout because of his steadfast loyalty and skill, Tali is in the same boat, once she completes her mission she puts aside everything to help Shepard again. I personally would find that loyalty incredibly attractive.

also with Tali you gotta remember that Shepard literally saved her life and then took her aboard the Normandy trusted her as a team member and helped her complete her pilgrimage. idk I've never had any issues with the Tali romance"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240335937 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:00:00")

I think you're making too big of a deal of these books. Nobody cares about them, nobody takes them in consideration or seriousness. For all intents and purposes, none of these events happened. Nobody knows them. They're the Christmas Holiday Specials of the ME universe. Along with the comic books."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240335981 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:00:43")

>Her being arrested says otherwise.
she was arrested to stop her from killing the Volus merchant, and avoid a diplomatic incident with the Turians iirc

>"we simply aren't Asari and thus can't relate".
>Sounds like shit writing.
I guarantee that there are human cultures on earth that do things you or I wouldn't understand, does that make their culture shit writing?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240336108 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:02:46")

>Loyalty and devotion to you and your mission are really good reasons to develop strong relationships with people.

Yeah, narcissists enjoy complete and unquestioning devotion.

> I personally would find that loyalty incredibly attractive.

Which is probably an indication that you're a narcissist. I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that you play Paragon because you want to feel awesome and you adore all the praise you get from everybody for it. You're also a Leftist in real-life, again, because you get praised for it.

Tali's complete devotion to Shepard is to her detriment as a character. She has no conflict at all. Garrus is Shepard's friend, but the two have some conflict. It makes them feel more real and makes the relationship they have feel more mature and believable. Not to mention they both bond over shared experiences, and discuss them. Tali tells you how much she watched you and what a big crush she had on you and that you are SO AWESOME and DASHING but Shepard never reciprocates this. Compare that to Garrus where they joke with one another as soon as they meet, discuss possibly forming their own merc band later. Compare that to Garrus and that sniping scene in ME3. It's way better.

Tali is just there in ME2 onward to tell you how cool you are. It makes the relationship, and especially the romance, very shallow.

> Shepard literally saved her life and then took her aboard the Normandy trusted her as a team member and helped her complete her pilgrimage.

Really? Udina made me take her and didn't give her the geth data."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240336148 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:03:26")

holy shit you're actually fucking stupid. Ok, I'll repeat myself.

First of all, the cerberus attack on the quarians is discussed in mass Effect 2.

Secondly, what you like or dislike doens't matter at all to what is or isn't canon.

fuck off with your stupid opinions."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240336198 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:04:06")

>I guarantee that there are human cultures on earth that do things you or I wouldn't understand, does that make their culture shit writing?
According to SJWs that's cultural appropriation and you wouldn't understand."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240336268 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:05:30")

>I think you're making too big of a deal of these books. Nobody cares about them

What big deal am I making? All I said is that they are canon. Are they super important to the plots of the games? Other than the first one, not really. The second one just explains a bit of dialog and backstory you are briefly told in ME2 in a few places.

Don't speak with such absoluteness. It makes you look foolish.

>she was arrested to stop her from killing the Volus merchant, and avoid a diplomatic incident with the Turians iirc

Which kind of proves my point, no?

>I guarantee that there are human cultures on earth that do things you or I wouldn't understand, does that make their culture shit writing?

Not so fast. Those cultures are REAL. They have a lot of depth to them. They are SHIT, but they are real with lots of history and nuance in their origins and evolution. The asari and their justicars are entirely fictional. The justicars are vague as fuck and the writer doesn't even attempt to explain them or justify them. It's lazy writing.

Don't suck Bioware's cock. They don't deserve it. Their cock isn't even that aesthetically pleasing anymore."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240336745 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:12:34")

>Secondly, what you like or dislike doens't matter at all to what is or isn't canon.
I never said I liked them, nor disliked them. Alright, here's some better wording for it; regardless of Bioware's stance on the canon, they are optional media, with little recognition from the majority of the fanbase. To consider that everyone is aware of them and the events partaking within, is farfetched, to say the least, unless these events are referenced in the games themselves. As I state here >>240335394 it is my fault for not recollecting that, but at the same time I can't remember every line of dialogue in the games. Please also mind, that I take you at your word and did not even ask for source, as an expression of my good will and trust towards you.

Furthermore, bringing the books into the games, as was done with Kai Leng, only further works in confusing the audience and in the case of poor or improper characterization, invokes reactions contrary to was their original purpose was.

I should not have to write an essay about what I consider canon or, if you even prefer, headcanon for Mass Effect. You are overreacting."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240336898 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:14:32")

>Yeah, narcissists enjoy complete and unquestioning devotion.
It must really suck to live your life thinking this. Imagine throwing someone aside just because they are "too loyal to you"
>Which is probably an indication that you're a narcissist. I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that you play Paragon because you want to feel awesome and you adore all the praise you get from everybody for it. You're also a Leftist in real-life, again, because you get praised for it.
I've done multiple playthroughs as both paragon and renegade, and just like real life the best character is usually a good mixture of both. Also "you're a leftist" lmao projecting much? I'm a libertarian at heart because of their economic and foreign policy but I vote constitutional party because most libertarians are just "lmao weed" politicians.

you make good points about the differences between Garrus/Shep and Tali/Shep but I still dont agree that the points you've outlined prove the relationship is shallow.

I also 100% agree that your actions in the first game should have been taken into account for determining the relationship's availability. If you were distant to Tali and didnt help her she would have still been grateful towards you but she wouldnt have developed the same level of trust with you"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240336928 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:14:57")

Are you retarded you g*rmoid? This is a sentence that should be written together. And literally is an indicator for a continuation of a sentence and written together. Holy shit, the day you subhumans will finally be completely killed by rapefugees and you whole economy breaking down will be the best day of my life."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240337083 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:17:12")

Someone's nipples are inflamed."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240337285 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:20:04")

xD very funny fellow g*rman. Seriously, please take in more refugees and crash your economy even more. Your car industry is dying, steel industry dead, computer industry is dead though you'll probably don't even care since you said to the other g*rm that you're a leftist, meaning a basement dwelling welfare ape."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240337450 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:22:18")

I'm not German.I think you are overreacting, too. You need to take a step back, breath and come to the keyboard with a fresh head. Nothing is worth vexing you this much, unless its a terminal disease."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240338092 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:31:30")

G*rms are a terminal disease, true. Subhuman leftists of europe destroying everything with their refugees forcing it on others"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240338282 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:33:58")

Who the fuck cares? Germany isn't Mass Effect!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240338320 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:34:36")

"Talk to him.
Lean on him.
Slap his little dirty ass..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240338540 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:38:03")

Sounds like relationship advice Jack would give."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240339875 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)11:55:45" && image=="mass_effect__do_you_wanna_build_a_snowcor__by_monsterslayerbunny-elcor.jpg")

"Just posting cute because I have 100 posts to read to catch up.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240341230 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)12:14:12" && image=="only_the_best_by_ginkasu_dcwdypa-fullview.jpg")

Thread's gonna need to be kept alive, in the meantime."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240343520 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)12:42:22")

>page 10"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240348417 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)13:39:48")

Kai Lang being a book character isn't what made him bad in ME3."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240349442 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)13:51:36" && image=="54645758679.png")

">had a dream I was driving around Eos with Suvi putting cool rocks we found into the trunk to study them";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240351598 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)14:18:54")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240352167 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)14:26:30")

Loving someone for being devoted to you is narcissism. Image Tali and then imagine that you never meet. So she never becomes devoted to you but you can still observe her. Would you still fall in love? What is it about her innate nature, her personality and character, what virtues does she posses that draw you to her?

Also anyone calling themselves a libertarian in the modern world is a fool."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240352513 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)14:30:54" && image=="me12.png")

"Who do many people use default Shep when you can make a much more handsome Shep in only a few minutes?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240352651 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)14:32:57" && image=="me11.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240352736 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)14:33:57")

>Her being arrested says otherwise.
She was arrested because she was a potential threat to non-Asari and the officer who arrested her wasn't even protesting the fact that Samara would kill her if she wasn't released from custody after a certain amount of time passed. The asari themselves understand her role and even the ones who spite her still understand her. Again, it's just a part of Asari culture. Whether humans disapprove or not is irrelevant. Especially since all the Asari we've met seem to not really care or question it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240355850 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:13:51")

Really, Commander?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240355986 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:15:21")

Laziness and a lack of creativity. Most people using Sheploo aren't role-playing either."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240356039 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:16:04" && image=="1445172913451.jpg")

"Something to probe, skipper";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240356187 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:17:46")

Given the fact t asari live in a galactic culture this is evidence that The Code is not practical anymore. Thus, the potential for the needless deaths of innocent cops for the crime of protecting non asari from some dumbass old asari religion."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240356849 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:25:29" && image=="MassEffect2 2019-01-02 13-59-11-32.png")

Everytime I make customs, male or female, they and up looking nice from some angles and like some inbred monsters from another.

Also what is wrong with the picture at the Lazarus Station, it looks different from the rest of the game even if you never touch the settings. I understand it was made to imitate sore eyes after sleeping for two years but is it possible to get this effect back?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240357036 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:27:43" && image=="true love 2.png")

">not RPing a semi-realistic PTSD-Shepard that's gone through hell";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240357250 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:30:17")

Nice face to play Fallout 4"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240357449 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:33:05" && image=="1519429547161.png")

I guess"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240357607 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:34:59")

Actually Quarians are apparently super hard and not soft like humans or Asari at all.
Source: Grunt in ME2."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240357990 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:39:53" && image=="True love.jpg")

They're like spaghetti. Gotta heat 'em up first."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240358049 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:40:38" && image=="sad_tali_by_spaceskeleton-d542cfq.jpg")

Fuck off slav Talicancer.

Tali has no personality or interests beyond getting drunk and watching shitty vids pumped out by the Asari Republics to propagandize the public. Her mother died young and her was distant. She has classic daddy issues and only goes for Shepard because he is high status. She is really just rebeling against her dead father. Nobody really likes Tali for anything beyond her hot body and self destructive desire to please any man she can cling to. Proof of this is her complete inability to command the respect of her subordinates despite her fame and high status."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240358067 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:40:52" && image=="Spoiler Image")

>Quarians are apparently super hard
I'll get harder when i meet one"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240358173 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:42:10")

Grunt was clearly referring to their suits. We have seen what quarians look like."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240358245 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:42:48" && image=="1280933758524.jpg")

Why so cranky?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240358252 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:42:55" && image=="no_more_turian_brandy_for_you_tali____by_jancz89-d58l3rr.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240358587 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:46:47")

>We have seen what quarians look like.
But we have never felt one. Only Shepard has and he never talks about it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240359025 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:51:31")

I want to kiss her stomach"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240359042 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:51:41")

And I agree with you but the Asari don't. That was my point. Like, a human could point out how it's outdated and seems silly but if the Asari are embracing this aspect of their culture then there's nothing you can really do about it. It would be nice if we could challenge Samara's beliefs but even in the real world people usually don't care about what foreigners think of their culture. If there's anyone who should challenge Samara, it should be another Asari."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240359161 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:53:02")

Stop it! I don't want nothing to to do with her!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240359321 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:55:04" && image=="1522252846391.jpg")

Nice double negative"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240359394 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)15:55:56")

We need more than the brief conversation we had about it with the cop or whoever. How did the Justicars originate? How did they build up this reputation that inspires this blind faith in them? This is why I say the writing is weak."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240359847 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)16:01:05")

Now all this I can definitely agree with.
I especially want to know what the code is. It's not even entirely clear whether the Justicars are a religious order or entirely secular."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240360318 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)16:06:26")

"Honestly my only problem with romancing Tali is how young she feels compared to you. She's acts like a teenager while Shepard is this stoic, no nonsense hero. I have the same problem with Liara in Mass Effect 1.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240361617 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)16:21:14")

"What is femshep?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240362003 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)16:25:23" && image=="tumblr_msrfy5360L1spaqpio1_500.gif")

The ideal sci-fi protagonist."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240363750 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)16:44:33" && image=="567567.jpg")

">debating "best girl" when she was on your screen the entire time, rught under your noses";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240365648 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)17:05:29")

But Justicars almost never leave Asari space. Samara did because she was hunting after Morinth. Whether or not the Code of the Justicar is practical or not literally does not matter to the wider galaxy because they almost never leave Asari territory."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240366024 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)17:09:59")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240366041 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)17:10:06" && image=="Smiling.jpg")

I had lots of fun playing with Mass Effect CC."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240368016 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)17:32:06" && image=="1280357360232.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240370583 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)17:59:39")

">Page 10";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240373627 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)18:34:23")

and again"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240373713 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)18:35:33")

No, but it sure as hell didn't help with people's original confusion when he showed up in ME3, without a single hint of his existence in the previous games. So while that wasn't the problem, having established him in the previous games, just as a passing encounter or two, would have helped."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240373867 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)18:37:26")

Is the cum glaze a custom job or ..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240373994 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)18:39:04")

I am unironically starting to like that fucking visor. Those scars, though, something has to be done about them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240374591 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)18:46:04")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240375418 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)18:55:24")

That's never bothered me. Are you a woman?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240375630 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)18:57:56")

ME3 failed to give him an introduction. That isn't the books fault. Seriously, how dumb are you? How dumbfounded were you when you met Miranda and Jacob? TIM? Any if the other new characters in ME2?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240376515 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)19:07:46")

The general feel was that, this was a game about Reapers and we got all that we needed to know about Cerberus in ME2. Kai Leng shows up out of the blue, being horribly introduced and was, ultimately, the big bad of ME3. People felt like they should know about him, by then, but had no idea who he was. His entire thing in ME3 didn't help by being utter crap, too.

And, please, could you lay off with the insults? Nothing some weird guy on the internet types should get you this worked up."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240377342 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)19:16:50" && image=="mass effect bw.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240379182 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)19:51:17" && image=="Garrus Tali fortune.jpg")

"Dextros Best Bros!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240380424 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)20:04:12" && image=="82a8877bb8b77681c8fbf20f821461c4.jpg")

My man. I wish I would've commissioned some art for my custom femShep from my original run back in the day. She was my waifu."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240380479 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)20:04:44")

I have 17 Missions and 40 Assignments done with Ashley and I still havent unlocked soldier ally. Should I complete the final mission in hopes it unlocks?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240380710 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)20:06:58")

tfw you will never be a scared up bald dude standing next to a toothy demon with weird pants about to eat an alien.
It's not fair!
Gimme me a re roll God!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240381232 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)20:12:06")

Giant picture of a question mark?
I don't get.
I don't think most people here know what you meant.
Let's ask."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240383764 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)20:41:53" && image=="1474755111419.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240384176 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)20:46:28")

>that moe Shep juxtaposed to all those very detailed ayys"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240385132 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)20:57:29" && image=="24497dcc029a5f68433a8bbd80fabdee--so-funny-funny-stuff.jpg")

">be humanity
>befriend canines
>canines become our partners very early into the game while we're still hunter-gatherers
>first animals to be domesticated and humanities first realization that it can manipulate nature and shit to serve it's needs as opposed to the other way around

>tfw Krogan haven't even domesticated Varren.

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240386004 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)21:07:22")

"Juuuust in case OCD is here .."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240386040 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)21:07:47")

the answer is dextro slut"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240386403 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)21:12:13" && image=="Adopt War Orphans.png")

"Cute post time!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240387460 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)21:24:51" && image=="Grunt Fem Shep Baby.jpg")

"Daily reminder that Grunt is still a baby!
A cute baby!

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240387872 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)21:29:38" && image=="1345590921926.jpg")

Sure, but none of that has anything to do with Kai Leng being a book character.

Why didn't you feel you needed to know about Mordin or Thane or Kasumi or Zaeed before you met them?

All Kai Leng needed as an introduction was this,

"The Illusive Man has sent his personal assassin to handle this operation; Kai Leng. He was an N7 like you, Shepard. Got court-martialed a decade ago after he killed a krogan in a bar fight. He had a problem with aliens and the Alliance used him to set an example. He was given 10 years in maximum security prison, but the Illusive Man broke him out half way through his sentence."

That's literally all that is needed. The rest of his problems in ME3 are just poor utilization and characaterization. Keep in mind Kai Leng was introduced in a novel written by Drew Karparshyn but ME3 was the novel, Deception (Cereal meme), were overseen by Walters (with a guy named Deitz writing Deception)."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240387994 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)21:31:10")

Children being raised by "parents" of a different species is irresponsible and repulsive."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240388214 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)21:33:54")

"where do i pirate the ME games";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240388482 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)21:36:56")

On Illium....
That Krogan and Blueberry..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240388845 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)21:41:28")

>Why didn't you feel you needed to know about Mordin or Thane or Kasumi or Zaeed before you met them?
Yes, but none of them are a newly introduced villain, that relegates the villains of the overarching plot into extras, in a game about a war with them. Kai Leng is, in general, a bad idea to introduce to your overarching trilogy. If the Reaper threat was dealt with, by all means, bring him on, but people's knee jerk reaction to him was "who is this Kai Leng, I thought we were fighting the Reapers". So that caused a lot of unnecessary confusion and the fact that Kai Leng was in the books and expects me to know about him is egregious."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240391242 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)22:08:11")

">tfw the Rachni are literally shy and peaceful by nature but were turned violent by the Reapers via indoctrination
>nearly brought to extinction by Krogan or can be brought to extinction via Shepard in Noveria
>tfw we will never see them approached by the council after ME3. Tfw they can even offer help with the crucible.
Poor little dudes really got fucked over."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240391476 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)22:10:40" && image=="Securing_Dominance_by_sumerkhan.jpg")

>Yes, but none of them are a newly introduced villain

That's irrelevant. The Collectors were brand new. That their plot wound up being pointless isn't because they weren't in ME1.

I find you utterly baffling.

You are talking about how ME3 is badly written and in that regard you are preaching to the choir, though you are also missing the mark. Again. Kai Leng not being in ME1 or ME2 isn't why he fails as a villain. It'd be nice to have had him appear previously, but it is in no way necessary.

Kai Leng fails as a villain because the player is not intimidated by him, does not respect him, and cannot really empathize with him. He has no likable qualities. Saren was a ruthless bastard, but he was confident, competent, and believed passionately that he was doing the right thing.

Kai Leng fails as a villain because when the player fights him in-game the player feels as though they can and should win. Only for the narrative to then say they lost. This is frustrating and feels cheap.

TIM fails as a villain because for his actions to make any sense he must be indoctrinated but that robs TIM of his best feature; his intellect and vision. However if not indoctrinated TIM would have no reason to fight against Shepard or anybody else but the Reapers throughout 99% of the game. It would make sense if he hijacked the Crucible at the last moment to ensure that he would be the one to use it for humanity's benefit. However that would, at best, result in one brief fight with TIM and his hounds."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240391620 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)22:12:07")

Shit wait a second. Was it the Protheans that fucked their minds up or the reapers? I swear in ME2 they say it was the reapers."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240391637 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)22:12:15")

Peaceful species are not very good at war. You can't learn about war unless you have aggressive tendencies. It's silly that a pacifist species would have any capacity to wage effective warfare without radically altering their pscyhology to the point they weren't even the same organism anymore. Not to mention even then they'd have no warrior culture or infrastructure or experience with it. War is something perfected over very long periods of time."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240393793 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)22:32:39" && image=="91d059834c585f9f1486c34999a31bbb.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240394251 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)22:37:14" && image=="Shepard+even+has+the+n7+emblem+attached+to+his+collar_4dd45d_4003548.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240395081 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)22:45:15")

No reason she can't mind meld with a dog and get pregnant."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240396879 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)23:04:07" && image=="7cc8c42c6cc0788fb1ed2de878c7f191.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240398338 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)23:20:54")

">you can play shep as a pro-human racist in ME1
>you still can fuck liara"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240398690 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)23:24:50")

>no dialog in ME2 about how Cerberus should have recruited you years ago
>still get hit on by Tali/Thane

I wish squadmates reacted to your alignment and specific decisions more throughout the games."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240399239 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)23:31:33" && image=="talinervous - Copy.jpg")

I want Tali to be more visibly nervous hitting on my Renegade Shepard.

>I um... I was just thinking that... I mean not that I think you WOULD, but I thought you should know that I... um... really care about you.. So... maybe... *deep breath*
>If you don't think it is too... weird, I mean."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240399258 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)23:31:46")

i've said it before but once again these are just simple things they could've used from kotor that the biochads did not care about"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240399765 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)23:38:53")

Odd because Dragon Age did something like that, didn't it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240400365 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)23:45:32")

If they make sequels this needs to be in. Playing a xenophobe who has to work with an alien squad could be really interesting... but only if your alien squadmates react appropriately."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240401357 && dateTime=="01/08/19(Tue)23:57:36" && image=="talidance.gif")

"stay comfy /meg/";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240401560 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)00:00:05" && image=="cd56ea1eb64b27c04d27ebc5115a4fb7-dc3o7rl.gif")

I'm lonely."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240401672 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)00:01:22" && image=="me44.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240401952 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)00:05:17")

Woops! BUSTED!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240404146 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)00:35:04" && image=="d5w63iq-01839219-8b1b-4b6f-b222-14760db9e525.png")

"Would an a-sexual species ever form societies?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240404850 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)00:45:03")

The Salarians are kind of like that. They have 0 sex drive and only mate out of sheer necessity. Because of their sexual nature, or lack there of, they also don't hold romantic relationships in the same way humans do. There's only friendship.
>inb4 ME2 Salarians married to Asari
ME2 was inconsistent as fuck about them. I'm going straight by what I'm reading in the codex as I'm playing ME2 at this moment. I don't even think ME3 was this inconsistent at least in regards to the biology of the aliens apart from femturs not having crests."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240405510 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)00:53:49")

Well, the salarians in some ways seem to have a social structure that is vaguely ant-like. I suppose in their evolutionary past at some point the females started organizing together, gathering their tribes of men into bigger and bigger super-tribes to compete against rivals. Males as well competing against each-other to be selected by the females. Hmm.

Regarding ME2, yeah I always noticed that and it bugged me. Once I could accept as a joke but it happens too much in that game. Though there is one caveat; melding with an asari induces intense physical pleasure. So I do can believe that a salarian who experiences that might develop an enthusiasm and even obsession with asari. However he shouldn't experience actual physical lust beyond the mental addiction to the pleasure of mind melding."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240407418 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)01:19:55" && image=="861435b8dbdb3d73506b21bfc9e86378-d52at48.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240407658 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)01:23:33")

From what I remember, salarians who are with asari usually do it because genetically inferior salarians aren't allowed to breed."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240407931 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)01:28:04" && image=="fleet_and_corruption_by_p2thewind45-d6vrgfb.png")

I wonder if that depresses them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240408620 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)01:38:26")

I've seen this maleshep face over a thousand times. The customization for maleshep is really limited even with mods. Better to use the default face which is iconic and looks great from all angles."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240408668 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)01:39:17")

Stop talking about her and just post some Femshep ass"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240408861 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)01:41:56" && image=="1545916462839 - Copy.jpg")

Nah, you can make a great maleshep but it takes a lot of testing. My Shepard I made for ME1 was perfect, but I perfected him by doing several runs and restarting anytime I saw him look bad in an angle in a cut-scene. Even 50 hours in.

Nothing gay about that all either."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240408915 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)01:42:44")

Oh yes that makes a lot of sense actually. It's still odd though. I don't think an asari child would even be acknowledged in the Salarian hierarchy but hey, maybe salarians enjoy parenthood despite not engaging in romantic partnerships."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240409361 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)01:48:54")

No non-asari should ever recognize an asari child. Don't care who the mother claims the "father" is. That kid is 100% asari."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240409447 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)01:50:14")

It's implied they have some sort of paternal instinct. I don't know what the difference between an adopted child and an asari child would be for a salarian though."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240409870 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)01:57:02" && image=="1546272827026.jpg")

do not be lonely."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240410803 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)02:12:16" && image=="halloween_for_tali_by_amales-d5izrbv.jpg")

/meg/ always picks up when I'm about to go to bed or to work"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240411667 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)02:26:11" && image=="__come_on_over__commander___by_upshdragoon-d3nbwrb.png")

"Aaaannnd... sleepy time. See you in the morning, /meg/.

We need to start writing again."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240412181 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)02:36:21" && image=="Agebinium_SLI.png")


Actually I'll need to stay up for a few more minutes. Took some tablets. Might drink a glass of milk.


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240412480 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)02:42:02")

>tfw I'm also up thanks to heartburn."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240413082 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)02:53:01")

"Why did this general get revived? So a deranged suitrat lover can wank himself off while spamming the thread with 3rd rate fan art?

This general deserves to stay dead without OC creators"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240413267 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)02:56:00")

">these threads used to average about 20 IPs
>now they're at 60

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240413370 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)02:57:55")

>The Collectors were brand new
Not in the finale of the overarching trilogy. And while their introduction is sudden, you explore them, throughout the game, a mystery to be solved. Meanwhile in ME3, bam, here's Kai Leng, hope you read the books, we're done talking about him."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240413424 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)02:58:42" && image=="bigquariangal_compare.jpg")

I had a bit of sugar this evening. Spur of the moment gummies I bought. Bad idea.

I'll write fetish stuff for you if you want. Otherwise I'm not much of an artist. Can just do conversions in some cases.

Anyway, the general came back because of a rash of Mass Effect threads on /v/. I like to have someplace to talk about Mass Effect freely. There a few forums out there but... forums are forums. Not the same. I can be weird and lewd here if I want. Or have in depth discussions about lore. Or writing or game mechanics. Can be silly or serious.

Not sure that it will last though. Not enough Americans so the thread nearly dies every evening US West Coast time."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240413507 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:00:18")

>Meanwhile in ME3, bam, here's Kai Leng, hope you read the books, we're done talking about him.

Again, this is a fault with ME3 failing to properly introduce and establish its characters. It doesn't matter if Kai Leng was in the books or not. If he was pre-established in the games or not.

It all comes down to the writing and the presentation in the final product and as we know, ME3 is badly written. Not just the ending, but the whole thing really."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240413737 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:04:04")

>It doesn't matter if Kai Leng was in the books or not
I don't think he'd be introduced, if he weren't in the books."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240413915 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:07:30")

The only reason he was put in Retribution was because they had a concept for him already and wanted a counter-part N7 for Shepard to encounter in ME3. As an ally... or an enemy, was probably up in air. Consider that Retribution establishes several things about Cerberus and TIM via events and characterization that are promptly scrapped come ME3.

If there was no Kai Leng in ME3 he wouldn't have been witten into Retribution."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240414384 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:16:22")

You're making it sound like they made ME3 and then released retribution. According to the internet, Retribution came out July 2010, a whole 19 months, before ME3.

>Consider that Retribution establishes several things about Cerberus and TIM via events and characterization that are promptly scrapped come ME3.
Which is further fuel in the fire that you should disregard the books."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240414725 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:22:54" && image=="1345591296952.jpg")

"Anyway, I was looking forward to having Kai Leng as a squadmate. He's very xenophobic in Retribution and so making him work alongside Garrus/Tali/Liara would have been interesting. Retribution seemed to have been written to nerf Cerberus and relegate TIM to a reduced role for ME3. So when they turn up as primary antagonists in the final game it was a surprise to me. Still, Kai Leng could have made for a good foil for Shepard but his portrayal is grating more than anything else. In the books he was competitive, but conducted himself a professional manner. He was not a braggart and was more matter fact. Sneaky and manipulative, he tried to reason with Anderson and Kahlee Sanders to cooperate with him out of mutual self interest and he uses a young teenage biotic as an asset to complete his mission, and contemplates using him as a human shield if necessary to escape.

As a former N7 I think that is all the backstory that would be needed to grab Shepard and the player's attention. Is he ever properly introduced in ME3 before he shows up in person? All that was needed was a mention in a pre-mission briefing that TIM has his best operative in the area; a former N7. Shepard comments that any N7 is going to be smart, skilled, and highly dangerous. That's it. Then just don't have Kai Leng be a massive faggot.

Unless there is a specific reason for an opponent to talk to Shepard there is no reason they should."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240414892 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:25:58" && image=="Not compensating for anything.jpg")

"Post raifus";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240415025 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:28:44")

>I can be weird and lewd here if I want

Literally don't, bad for your mental health

t. former femtur lover"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240415049 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:29:09" && image=="illumans.jpg")

>You're making it sound like they made ME3 and then released retribution. According to the internet, Retribution came out July 2010, a whole 19 months, before ME3.

Do you not understand why Retribution was written? It was written while ME3 was being worked on. The point of Retribution, like Ascension before it, was to prime the more dedicated players for the next game.

Ascension first introduced us to Cerberus and TIM as a proper faction and character. It showed us our first look at the Migrant Fleet and Omega.

Revelation, the prequel to ME1, naturally gave readers a preview of what the final game would be like, explaining lots of fundamentals about the lore.

Retribution would have no reason to be written if it wasn't intended to showcase things we'd see in ME3 and to set-up the basics of the plot for ME3.

I agree that in the end Retribution wound up being mostly pointless because it is clear that after it was written Walters and Hudson decided that Cerberus would be primary antagonists. ...but I've been over this before.

You seem to have this bug in your brain that Kai Leng appear in the books before he appeared in ME3 is what makes him bad villain and badly written. This is not logical and does not follow. I've tried to help you understand this in very simple language but... obviously I have not succeeded. In the end it doesn't matter. ME3 is badly written, books or no books."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240415102 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:30:15" && image=="121325456557.png")

Best handgun."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240415190 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:32:06" && image=="shalasub.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240415342 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:34:46" && image=="xenexperiment - Copy.jpg")

My mental health is long gone."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240415465 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:37:30")

>Kai Leng appear in the books before he appeared in ME3 is what makes him bad villain and badly written
I think that Kai Leng's introduction in ME3 is a bad idea and that the game suffers for it. The same goes for everything carried over from the books into the games, mostly because they are not material everyone in the fanbase has gone through and is familiar with, alienating the fans from their own franchise, which is why I believe you should disregard the books every chance you get, unless it directly affects the games and even then, the quality of those inclusions are dubious."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240415672 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:41:48")

"Have you fuckers ever played any of the tabletop-adaptations of Mass Effect?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240415818 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:44:54" && image=="12154515151.jpg")

Is it hearburn or you just have a reflux from eating too much pizza?
>tfw wake up unable to breathe becuse acid kicks out of the stomach"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240415897 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:46:30")

>I think that Kai Leng's introduction in ME3 is a bad idea and that the game suffers for it.

I get that, but your reasoning is completely subjective and arbitrary. You don't seem to understand what WRITING is or WHAT it DOES or CAN DO.

You don't need to read Revelation to appreciate Saren as a character and a villain. Nor did you need to read it to appreciate Anderson as a mentor and ally. Know why? What was established in Revelation was also established in ME1 for the first time players who didn't read the book. TIM appeared first in the books as did Cerberus as an actually fleshed out faction with a specific agenda (in ME1 they are never given any overarching motives, just an origin). Did players playing ME2 feel alienated because they hadn't read Ascension and didn't know who the Illusive Man was?

If ME3 didn't tell you who Kai Leng is before he shows up or explain his origin afterward then that's a failing in ME3's writing. It would have that same problem if Kai Leng WASN'T a book character. Do you understand that? Does that make sense to you? What I am saying is, if ME3 fails to establish a new character for new players then it doesn't matter if that new character was in the books or not because the character is not being established in the present!

Let's take your argument to its logical conclusion. If we just changed Kai Leng's name to Chang Tao and changed nothing else, meaning he is not the book character, you think that suddenly he'd be a good villain? ME3 would now be better? If that's what you think then you are fucking weird, dude."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240415926 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:46:57" && image=="Krysae badass stvol.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240415947 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:47:13")

I also have acid reflux, anon. It's the fucking worst. I literally can't eat at night without my stomach deciding it's time to destroy the back of my throat right around bedtime."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240415973 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:48:01")

No. Never been into tabletop. I like the idea of it because I'm a heavy roleplayer but I have no appeal in acting out characters in real time with other people. Plus, I hate socializing.

Well I don't know. I've never had trouble breathing. Just I wake up and my goddamn throat is on fire and I keep belching. Pizza sets it off but I didn't have any tonight. Like I said, I had some sugar after dinner."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240416227 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:53:02" && image=="meg_ver9_xlg.jpg")

">Grunt's favorite movie of 2018";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240416323 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:55:00")

>Did players playing ME2 feel alienated because they hadn't read Ascension and didn't know who the Illusive Man was?
I did. A lot of people did. We wouldn't have that mockup pic with ME1 Cerberus vs ME2 Cerberus if people hadn't been confused by it.

>If ME3 didn't tell you who Kai Leng is before he shows up or explain his origin afterward then that's a failing in ME3's writing. It would have that same problem if Kai Leng WASN'T a book character. Do you understand that?
I understand that, I still thing its a bad idea regardless.

>If we just changed Kai Leng's name to Chang Tao and changed nothing else
Then Chang Tao would have probably been cut in the drawing board."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240416446 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)03:57:15")

"Doubt someone read the books before playing the games anyway.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240416675 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)04:02:01" && image=="Cerberus Comparison2.jpg")

>We wouldn't have that mockup pic with ME1 Cerberus vs ME2 Cerberus if people hadn't been confused by it.

I made that pic, by the way. However what was throwing you off was the retcon about Cerberus' origins, which was first established in Ascension. Then ME2's art design went off the rails and contradicted all logic. Ascension didn't describe Cerberus having an emblem or plastering it everywhere.

Even if you didn't know who TIM was when you first saw him in ME2 I think that by the end of it his character was established. If not, then maybe playing story and character focused games it not for you?

>I understand that, I still thing its a bad idea regardless.

Fair enough, that's an opinion. A questionable one I think, but we're just going in circles now.

>Then Chang Tao would have probably been cut in the drawing board.

No, he wouldn't. They wanted a rival character. So they'll either grab one they wrote into the novels for that likely purpose or they'll create a new one. You can create a new character for you can bring in an established character (new to the players only), but in either case you must establish that character so the player isn't lost.

I agree with you in a sense that it would have cool to meet Kai Leng in ME2 before we meet him in ME3. Perhaps in the main game or in DLC. It might have been fitting to put him some of those Shadow Broker video files. A video of him killing some dudes with a brief narration of his bio. That'd be nice foreshadowing.

However even in that case for many players ME3 is their FIRST game so you need to establish ALL characters so that those first time players aren't lost. ME1 did this. ME2 did this. ME3 apparently did not."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240417018 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)04:08:41")

>Even if you didn't know who TIM was when you first saw him in ME2 I think that by the end of it his character was established
Indeed. But we saw him from the very start, past the tutorial level and interacted with him frequently enough to get to know him.

>No, he wouldn't

>They wanted a rival character
A bad move, then.

>for many players ME3 is their FIRST game
Best place to start the trilogy, right?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240417360 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)04:14:53")

>But we saw him from the very start, past the tutorial level and interacted with him frequently enough to get to know him.

Right. Like I said earlier, Kai Leng's problem is how he is portrayed in ME3. He's not given proper set-up ahead of time, in the game, and the way he is utilized in the narrative and in gameplay is questionable. It's bad writing. ME3 has lots of that.

As to whether Shepard needed a rival character or not... I'm ambivalent about it. A rival could be cool, but only if done right. ME3 didn't do it right. If there was no rival I'd be fine with that too, but the developers wanted a rival.

>Best place to start the trilogy, right?
Hey man, I don't understand and I don't do that, but a lot of people do and the reality is you HAVE to make your climatic game also entry-level accessible. That's just life. Lowest common denominator."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240417662 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)04:20:20")

>Right. Like I said earlier, Kai Leng's problem is how he is portrayed in ME3. He's not given proper set-up ahead of time, in the game, and the way he is utilized in the narrative and in gameplay is questionable. It's bad writing. ME3 has lots of that.
My point is that, because Kai Leng was in the books, Bioware didn't bother fleshing him out more. What's the point, if you can just read the book? Besides, they had other, more pressing matter in their hands, like scraping everything they had in mind and condensing it into what's doable in a 9 month development period. Its an excuse and the whole game would have benefited greatly if he wasn't included in the first place. It is cheap."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240417705 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)04:21:25" && image=="7a9f3f14a1e1728e72f8c294f998b585.jpg")

"What character of ME1/ME2 would fit better in Kai Leng's role? For maximum drama I'd choose is to be indocrinated Jack or Miranda.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240418063 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)04:29:04")

>My point is that, because Kai Leng was in the books, Bioware didn't bother fleshing him out more.

Sure, but the fault here is in Bioware not fleshing him out more. The fault isn't that he was in the books, the fault is that Bioware was lazy. Assign blame proplery. Diagnose problem accurately.

Like I keep saying... BAD WRITING. Failing to do enough writing is also BAD WRITING. ME3 has tons of examples of BAD WRITING.

>Its an excuse and the whole game would have benefited greatly if he wasn't included in the first place.
No, NO, you've still got it wrong.

The whole game would have benefited greatly if Bioware had taken longer with the development and had a competent writer leading the narrative team. Proper development time and a good writer would have made Kai Leng work or had some other idea and made that work instead. Whatever they did, they'd make it compelling.

Kai Leng is a SYMPTOM of the problem but not the problem itself."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240418126 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)04:30:45")

Miranda would definitely be interesting as a villain but not if she's indoctrinated. ME3 should not have had another indoctrinated villain. Personally I like to imagine Miranda back in ME1, taking pot-shots at us and taunting us on Binthu and Nepheron. It'd have been neat to then have to work alongside her in ME2 with she and Shepard already being rivals or a sort."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240418205 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)04:32:48" && image=="1354572272450.jpg")

...and now I am going back to bed, you son of a bitch. You've kept me up for an hour and a half. I have work in six hours."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240418295 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)04:34:43")

I will concede to bad writing. It's a broad enough term to house all my complaints."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240418365 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)04:36:30")

>Indoctrinated Jack
You capture her, instead of killing her. Now you need to use your healing dick to break her back to being herself. She now has a Cerberus logo tattooed on her pubic mound"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240420029 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)05:10:50")

How good do you think tattoo removal technology is in 2187?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240420226 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)05:14:35")

I heard asari are pretty good at it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240421792 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)05:48:12")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240426463 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)07:22:05" && image=="Ms6ZR.gif")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240427051 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)07:34:57" && image=="123345654654.png")

Claim dismissed."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240427513 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)07:43:21" && image=="facepalm.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240428272 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)07:58:29" && image=="maxresdefault.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240430397 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)08:37:38")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240432284 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)09:10:35" && image=="xen burningx.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240432986 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)09:22:52" && image=="collector_s_armor_by_leon9606-d6fszot.jpg")

>look i'm a prothean now"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240433249 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)09:27:22" && image=="prothean_concept_drawing_by_centuryking-d3c6m6j.jpg")

I liked the original protheans better. Was it necessary to retcon them as opposed to just inventing a new species?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240433873 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)09:37:41")

should be renamed "palm_mask.jpg""

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240434161 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)09:42:31" && image=="1508332305580.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240434763 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)09:52:31" && image=="Eyes-of-butterfly.jpg")

"They should have given quareians multifaceted eyes like a butterfly. As well those lines going from Tali's eyebrows up over her forehead should her antennae. Quarians should be butterfly people. It'd be this whole metaphor about them shedding their suits like a caterpillar shedding its chrysalis.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240435771 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)10:08:28" && image=="Not saying it was proteans but.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240437919 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)10:39:59" && image=="pathfindertemplate.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240438241 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)10:45:08")

>ywn get Tali's dust all over you and start sneezing"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240438965 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)10:55:21" && image=="zorya.jpg")

"A difference in style between ME1 and ME2 is that ME1 tried to present a realistic universe. This was translated into the visuals in which the sky boxes were generally not super exotic. A few had you in vacuum with a very large stars visible and one planet had rings, but otherwise nothing SUPER crazy. However in ME2 we get Zorya. You can see double moons here... and they are quite large and close together. If the moons were this close together there is no way they'd be stable. They'd collide with each-other and/or Zorya (or might be thrown out possibly).

It looks pretty but it showcases the difference in intent between the design leaders in ME1 vs ME2. As if the cat-suits and combat high heels and lack of body-covering space-suits wasn't apparent already."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240439020 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)10:56:16")

>and it was nothing
Fuck this gay universe."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240439216 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)10:59:05")

>dude lmao our take on Space Jockeys
Come on now..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240440048 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)11:11:39")

The original design was more thematically appropriate. Though frankly I'm not sure why the Protheans needed to be important after the first game. The Ilos chapter seemed like a touching and appropriate conclusion to their role in the series and legacy in-universe."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240440145 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)11:13:21")

Well I kinda agree, we could at least find only few more evidences how their empire was, with no need of someone like Javik."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240440278 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)11:15:17")

Don't get me wrong; I was shocked when they actually did the Javik character pretty well and his personality was very entertaining, but the whole point of the Protheans in ME1 was to subvert them. We thought of them as our progenitors, like galactic parents to all the intelligent species. Only to find out they were just the most recent victims of vast, merciless killers. Then it is subverted on Ilos for the final time; the last of the Protheans dedicated their final hours towards giving us a chance at survival. Ironically, they really were our progenitors. It's a very bitter-sweet end for them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240440587 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)11:19:53")

I think that fans forget that they weren't someone exceptional, only another cog in the machine of galactic annihilation."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240440975 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)11:24:57" && image=="Meet Me At The Bar By Da Beach Mon.jpg")

"In your mind,did Shep survive the war?

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240441147 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)11:27:36" && image=="MassEffect2 2019-01-07 13-28-51-85.png")

And then we see fucking palm trees growing on this super weird planet.
All really interesting sci-fi stuff is left in the planet descriptions."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240441261 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)11:29:31")

While I like this design, I don't think it's as great as the later prothean designs. I think Javik looks a bit cooler than squid face."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240441476 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)11:32:51")


Biotics coming out of a black hole when?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240441946 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)11:39:17" && image=="Perfectly normal.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240442647 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)11:59:10" && image=="cf79ylie7ro01.png")

"Test, something is wrong with the captcha";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240443718 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)12:14:28" && image=="Mass Effect_2019-01-09 19_13_33.png")

"Is-is there?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240444273 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)12:21:59")

Should I try this? Is it necessary to play the first one before it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240445838 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)12:42:37")

Yes, because he deserves it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240446454 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)12:49:44")

"I forgot how infiltrators are like paper in ME2.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240447294 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:00:37")

" kek

It's a long range class. What did you expect?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240447456 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:02:42")

And in a game where almost every battle is at close to mid range."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240447641 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:04:49")


Cloaking. Learn to love it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240447797 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:06:33")

"Shep is a cool guy,he friend aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240448046 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:09:34")

Is your kitty ok?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240448260 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:12:21")

Nah I'm playing it the ninja style, hiding and sniping is boring."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240448327 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:13:00")

Hiding IS the ninja style"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240448339 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:13:12")

You meant "Mass Effect is a pretty cool guy"?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240448548 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:16:05")

Is manguard a ninja style in your understanding?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240448634 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:17:24" && image=="Fem96533.jpg")

>(10 captchas to post this shit)
If you too many captchas and you here this,then know help is on the way."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240448769 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:19:29")

">1 has a good story, but awful gameplay
>Andromeda has good gameplay, but an awful story
Which is the lesser of two evils?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240448801 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:19:55")

Based strokeposter"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240449476 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:29:24")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240449613 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:31:03")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240449849 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:33:46")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240449952 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:34:52")

">tfw I enjoy 1 and 3 more than 2.
I'm literally trying to figure out why that is? I think it might be how uninvolved the rest of the world feels even if it makes sense."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240450370 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:39:55" && image=="5e7b--mass-effect--mass-effect-garrus My Turian.jpg")

"Femanons are better at stuff.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240450882 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:46:52" && image=="48b5e76e7d87f4 3 Fingers.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240450902 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:47:06")

1 and 3 are scripted like movies. 2 progresses like a TV series. I prefer replaying 2 for this reason."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240451218 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:51:12" && image=="56ec6e15d2e611 Kaiden -commander-shepard-mass-effect.jpg")

"Shep dies after saving everybody.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240451278 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)13:52:06" && image=="i live for this shit.webm")

">YMIR explodes taking out three mercs with him";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240451942 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)14:00:08")

Weird question but are you british? I'm not being hostile when I ask this. I noticed that a lot of my british friends prefer their sci-fi with that kind of "ltv show like format in regards to comics and books so I'm just curious."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240452854 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)14:11:44")

I'm not British but I'm Anti-American if that's what you asking."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240453267 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)14:17:19")

God-damned colonists, huh?
How's that Alliance HQ desk-job going for ya?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240453631 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)14:22:12")

>awful gameplay
ME1 having bad gameplay is the biggest meme in ME. it's just kind of clunky and broken. the gameplay of 1 is not even close to as 'awful' as the story of andromeda (or lack thereof)."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240454283 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)14:30:21")

eh. even though ME2 is probably my most loved part of the trilogy in terms of replay and fun, looking back a lot of the missions are completely forgettable. the level design is the shooting gallery meme taken to the extreme imo. cities and murdering mercenaries and the exact same shuttle cutscene times infinity. haestrom is memorable but that's just because of the gimmick. the collector ship is also extremely fun but at the end it turns into another shooting gallery! frustrating.

meanwhile, ME1 has a solid central quest that unfolds linearly (in a boring fashion) but is also 10000x more memorable. if bioware beefed up some of the better sidequests (or just tripled them in number) it would be the most complete game of the series imo."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240455104 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)14:41:20")

If I were to describe the highlight of the entire trilogy it would be Virmire desu. As intense as the suicide mission was, it somehow didn't feel as chaotic and exciting as Virmire. Also I think Mass Effect 1 is the only game that really embraced the sci-fi setting, something like the Thorian, Illos, Noveria, etc."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240456154 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)14:53:36")

Ashley isn't sterile so her"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240456285 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)14:55:12")

I do everything every playthrough"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240456426 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)14:56:54")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240457561 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:09:15")

>enjoying Andromeda
>t. brainlet
play a good game like Fallout 76"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240457710 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:10:47")

rigga roll"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240458132 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:15:30")

Unlike half of the listed you're making the galaxy a better place."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240458167 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:15:49")

"How can I meet and date quarian girls?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240458176 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:15:52")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240458595 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:20:43")

can you fuck off and stop ruining our comfy ME threads? Cunt"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240458631 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:21:03")

Oh, you sonuva ...
I will find you. I will find you and then I will fuck your waifu!

What's wrong?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240458875 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:23:41")

Peachy. He had a cold. Now he's good."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240458987 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:25:04")

goddamn that looks cool with weapon mods"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240459331 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:28:47")

I love the gameplay in 1. It's clunky but once you master it it's great"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240459438 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:29:43" && image=="122334532121.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240459532 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:30:48")

>Cheesing Geth Colossi with sniper rifles from ridiculous distances
This is my fetish."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240460463 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:41:15")

Mass Effect 1 had the best gameplay"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240460692 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:43:52")

When the fuck does he say this and what is he talking about?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240461324 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:51:06")

Drunk in a shower with no real context but I assume he talks about turians"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240462112 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)15:59:32")

The Citadel DLC was so good."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240465252 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)16:37:01" && image=="normandy_sr2_by_efleck-d5aonba.jpg")

Bravo Uniform Mike Papa"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240467110 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)16:58:56" && image=="1546834587943.png")

"We're never going to find intelligent alien life aren't we?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240467573 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)17:04:16")

"So who revived /meg/? How did you accomplish this, the thread was gone for a good while.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240468604 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)17:16:27")

And if we do, they won't be waifus, so who cares."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240468676 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)17:17:17")

"What fic ideas do you have, fellow /meg/anons?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240468915 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)17:20:15")

"What do you call an alien that collects old junk?

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240471679 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)17:50:37" && image=="DwdFbwvWsAAaZ6F.jpg")

"Hmm, what's this? I wonder. Perhaps some closer inspection is in order?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240471757 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)17:51:19")

"How can you guys keep this up?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240471930 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)17:53:21" && image=="DwdFaohWoAcwNem.jpg")

Yes ... yes, I see it now. Butt of course."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240473589 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)18:11:02")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240473748 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)18:12:45")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240474085 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)18:16:14")

we will find the hanar"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240474283 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)18:18:16" && image=="1506383240381.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240475549 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)18:32:41" && image=="384a2f85014ba91e55791544d8281a5d.jpg")

>hurr my ending :(
Stop being autistic. Mass Effect 1 is just plain and boring, muh exploration isn't worth shit when it looks like pic related with some crashed copy paste satellites. Muh RPG options tumble down to blue und and red speech options and all weapons and armor are basically the same, just with more damage and less overheating. Take off you nostalgia glasses, boomer."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240475761 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)18:35:02")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240476282 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)18:40:55")

>is too inhuman to feel the /comfy/ of exploring barren worlds
>needs everything to be over the top sci fi with settlements built on every world
>enjoys walking around endless shooting galleries and playing hp sponge cover shooter
>implying all of ME isn't red/blue dialogue
>implying ME1 didn't have harder philosophical choices
>implying ME1 didn't have better atmosphere and writing
>prefers to use one weapon the entire game rather than participate in the essential RPG element of having an inventory
>not realizing ME1 had the best combat
>actually putting up with ME3 ending

Git fukt zoomer"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240477127 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)18:51:12" && image=="me_explore1.jpg")

>Lol why do you not want every planet an empty shithole?
>Why do you want content
>Calls every other Mass Effect a bullet sponge game even when Mass Effect 1 literally was known for it and it got changed in Mass Effect 2 and 3
>Mass Effect 2 and 3 do have more non shooting sequences than Mass Effect 3 and it's clear copy paste base
>dude red/blue options happen sometimes, therefore it's the same as ME1's
>who will you nuke, the tranny or the boring faggot is harder than the genophage question
>same skyboxes with different colors is better atmosphere compared to fully fledged out places in Mass Effect 2 and 3
>writing depends, a turian running around half geth isn't suspicious at all
>can use up to 5 weapons which are all different compared to the reskinned shit in Mass Effect 1 which only differentiates between damage and overheating
>best combat when it's a cover shooter and even soldier can't tank anything, resulting in you waiting behind a wall for your weapon to cool down to kill anything at all
>muh ending :(
Jesus Christ are boomers delusional about the game. When was the last time you played it, in 2008 you lying dubble nigger."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240477274 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)18:52:45")

than Mass Effect and it's clear copy paste base*"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240477286 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)18:52:50")

Funniest part is that you're both correct"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240477884 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)18:59:30" && image=="1496158476826.gif")

Shamefur dispray, no (You)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240477904 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)18:59:40")

You can usually find them at the dump"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240478092 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:01:48")

Popped up after a rash of high energy Mass Effect threads on /v/ a few weeks ago."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240478231 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:03:28")

We'll get them out of there safely."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240478268 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:03:51")

Real planets are empty shitholes and ME1 was the closest thing to an immersive astronaut game you get you fucklord
>ME2 isn't a bullet sponge game where every enemy has three health bars and at least ME1 you could equip shield piercing ammo and use biotics, plus you can actually sprint and weapon cooldown doesn't take long
>implying your ME3 choices matter at all"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240478409 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:05:26")

I wanted ME1's ideas and gameplay elements refined and perfected, not do a scrapped."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240479238 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:14:39")

"can't be assed to continue ME3
sorry guys, let y'all donw
gonna start DA:O"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240479415 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:16:44")

Not that anon but Mass Effect 2 is literally the only game in the trilogy in which your choices matter. ME1 and ME3 had much harder choices but they don't really amount to anything gameplay wise, they just make you feel either heroic or guilty as hell and I think even that has value in of itself.
>tfw love 1 and 3 but don't like 2 as much as the other two because it never made me feel anything."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240479512 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:17:44")

>Real planets are shithole but haves copy pasted Soviet satellites on it and copy paste bases
>Waaah why do I have to use tactics in Mass Effect 2 where I can use distruptor armor too, just a better version of it instead of doing it like Mass Effect 1 and spamming my assault rifle the whole time until overheating with placebo irradiated rounds
>Implying you can't sprint in every other fucking Mass Effect
>Weapon cooldowns aren't that long, just 10 seconds lol
>Implying they don't matter"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240479609 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:19:06")

>can't be assed to continue ME3
Everytime I reach Citadel coop and Kai Leng, I just pull myself away from the KB&M and just bury my head in my palms out of sheer disbelief of just how bad that entire sequence is. I just can't get over it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240479951 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:22:46")

>implying the team had as large of a budget for ME1 as they did for 3 and didn't have to make do with what they had insofar as making every single planet unique
>implying disruptor ammo penetrates shields and you don't have to deal with another 2 health bars
>weapon cooldowns are 3 seconds which si too long for your zoomer attention span
Choices literally don't matter in ME3. Oh you want to save the geth instead of quarians? K here's 300 extra war asset points. Also you still get the same 3 endings :)
Also sprint in ME1 was fast as fuck as opposed to a light jog"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240480062 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:24:18")

heh, nothin personell kid"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240480349 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:27:19")

May your mother Good! You opened this message. This isn't really Asari Military Command"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240481362 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:38:57" && image=="Dtc_b-iW0AAo8V3.jpg")

>Mass Effect 1 is just plain and boring"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240481516 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:40:30")

when kai leng whipped out his samurai sword that was when i knew the series was damaged beyond repair"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240481659 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:42:04")

A Quarian's alien lover basically scrubbing their skin of, so they're sterile enough to give them a kiss on the lips."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240482189 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:48:23" && image=="KiODaU0.jpg")

">MFW I love Mass Effect
>MFW I hate Mass Effect
Why? I've only played the first game! Why is it so shit? Why did I force myself to finish it? What... did you... do to me...?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240482490 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:51:46")

oh man you're in for one wild ride after those sequels"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240482713 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:54:26")

>Quarians broke the law by making artificial intelligence
Was It a law before the Quarians did it?
I thought it was made into law after/because of the geth."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240482871 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:56:13")

Anybody have a bigger version of this pic?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240482954 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:57:13")

But, 1 had such shit gameplay, I don't wanna play anymore! Shep beat Sovereign and the Reapers failed. B-But, I could date Tali... but only as Male Shep! God, I've been tearing myself up over continuing or not!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240483117 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)19:58:52")

I mean, it wasn't OUTLAWED until after the Quarians, but it was heavily restricted."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240484942 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)20:18:34")

This guy literally had a waifu dream"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240485236 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)20:21:57")

And, about a shit waifu too."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240485309 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)20:22:36")

tee hee"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240485574 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)20:25:44" && image=="mass_effect__jeff_joker_moreau_by_violet852-d4xovt9.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240485727 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)20:27:36")

>no Joker romance
It hurts just a little."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240485732 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)20:27:41")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240486121 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)20:32:25")

>1 lower than 2 and 3
Mass Effect literally comes from ME1. I say this as someone who usually highly values feel and shooting mechanics in games, but Mass Effect 1 is easily the most remarkable in the franchise. The worldbuilding is possibly the best I've ever seen in a game, and the exploration really manages to feel like a vast and uncaring universe."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240486156 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)20:32:50" && image=="Grunt Fem Shep Baby Bath.jpg")

Femshep best mom!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240487769 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)20:51:50")

>no EDI romance"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240487929 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)20:53:45")

4chan lives in a society."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240488832 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:04:49" && image=="Spoiler Image")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240489023 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:06:53" && image=="Tali Bosh tet.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240489191 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:08:36" && image=="quarian_alt_color.png")

One day all the anti-quarians will be rounded up and fed into the Migrant Fleet's fertilizer vats."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240489508 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:12:15" && image=="girly_geth_wallpaper_by_masseylass_d2xtbmq-fullview.jpg")


The laws before and after the Morning War never changed so far as I'm aware. The quarians didn't break the law anyway. However their misfortune served as an example of why the Council was right to institute those laws in the first place (even if their handling of the geth is an example of the Council failing to enforce its own stated policy).

Something to keep in mind is that the geth are nothing like other AI's seeing as they are pure software. Other AI's are built from unique hardware and are individuals. The geth are a very exotic form of synthetic life unique to the galaxy. They weren't designed to be self aware and it wouldn't have been thought possible before they reached sapience.

Should be able to find it somewhere. It's probably on Deviantart."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240489520 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:12:24")

>tabletop-adaptations of Mass Effect

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240489556 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:12:50")

"Remember that Mass Effect anime special about James Vega?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240489779 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:15:24" && image=="share-a-coke-with-meg-white-stripes-coca-cola.jpg")

What do you think he drinks while watching it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240489842 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:16:17" && image=="humanasaris.jpg")

I like it! Write it!

I have a few fics in mind myself.

>Lia'Vael "working" as the Extra-net equivalent of a twitch-whore to make credits
>a surveyor stranded on an uncharted world for years due to the Reaper War and slowly running out of rations
>A Cerberus Operative during the Reaper War who defects to the Alliance along with other non-indoctrinated operatives, but who spies on his fellow defectors because he suspects some are double agents

>when kai leng whipped out his samurai sword that was when i knew the series was damaged beyond repair

When they designed the first game they specifically chose NOT to have swords and melee weapons in Mass Effect. I could learn to accept the omni-blade, but not those silly katanas.

>Not that anon but Mass Effect 2 is literally the only game in the trilogy in which your choices matter. ME1 and ME3 had much harder choices but they don't really amount to anything gameplay wise

I think something that the games should have done is have choices that you make early in the story pay-off later in that same game. So if I let the Rachni Queen go on Noveria then in the last part of the game, say after we flee the Citadel to go to Ilos, I hear reports about Noveria being overrun with Rachni. Something like that. That's just an example."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240489965 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:17:49")

I've never seen it. Heard mixed things about it. Not an anime fan anyway.

I think an anime movie was a bad idea. Should have done one season of a show. Like 12 episodes and have the protagonists see more of the galaxy."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240490275 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:21:30")

even the omni-blade was so fucking cringy. i ultimately just accepted it yes but even at the time i remember that no one was fooled by it."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240490680 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:26:17")

"Did the rest of the galaxy know about humanity? If they did, why didn't they contact like they tried with the yahg?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240491021 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:30:27")

Considering omnigel can be used to fabricate weapons in the field like a 3d printer I don't think an upgrade to omnitools that lets them quickly create a sharp blade is out of the question. Granted, at some point we should have omnitools that let us swap any weapon we want in or out on the fly. Would be a neat idea if balanced properly."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240491080 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:31:05")

Nope. The galaxy didn't know about us. The First Contact war occurred because we went through a mass relay and spooked the Turians."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240491565 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:36:38" && image=="M-96_Mattock.png")

I used it so much, single player and multiplayer. It just felt so good to shoot."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240491658 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:37:54")

How fucking retarded are they, when we're that close to the Citadel, Tuchanka and Sur'Kesh"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240491967 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:41:16")

I assume most people don't autisticly comb every square corner of the universe for resources, like Shepard does."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240492060 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:42:23")

I can see you are a total layman when it comes to space. The galaxy map is misleading. There are about a 100 BILLION stars in the Milky Way. Between each cluster in the games are millions and billions of stars. You visit a handful. As well, without using a mass relay, it is prohibitively expensive and difficult to travel between clusters. That's why the Mass Relays are so useful.

For the Council to find humanity they'd have to have an exploration vessel wonder into our home system by accident. This might involve traveling hundreds of light years without a mass relay because since the Rachni Wars the Council does not permit discovered mass relays to be activated until the relay's counterpart has been found."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240492328 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:45:14")

>since the Rachni Wars the Council does not permit discovered mass relays to be activated until the relay's counterpart has been found
>it is prohibitively expensive and difficult to travel between clusters
So, they agreed to never turn on another Relay, since they would be unable to find the other end?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240492487 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:47:04")

You would think the council has a branch dedicated to explore the galaxy, and while I don't expect them to have it fully explored, they could have at least the portion in their own controlled space to be explored."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240492682 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:49:35")

>they could have at least the portion in their own controlled space to be explored
Nevermind, I'm half asleep, pretend that what I wrote here makes sense."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240492936 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:52:53")

>So, they agreed to never turn on another Relay, since they would be unable to find the other end?

They turn relays on once they find both ends. It's a slow and tedious discovery process though. Remember that the galaxy is a three dimensional object.

The quarians actually discover and activate more relays than any other race. Presumably, this is some kind of unspoken agreement they have with the Council."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240493270 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:56:49")

Finding the other end of a mass relay is surely a very long, expensive, and time consuming process. You'd need several very well equipped ships that can survive in deep space on their own for years at a time. They'd have to search probably thousands of stars to have any hope of finding the mass rely. Mind you, that relay could be cluttered up with gunk like the Charon relay was."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240493356 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:57:48" && image=="Jack And Cat.jpg")

"Late night Jack session!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240493389 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:58:11")

If they can't afford to move between clusters without the relays, how do they look for inactive relays?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240493519 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)21:59:54" && image=="Comfy Cozy.jpg")

Here is a comfy pic for you,fren."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240493615 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)22:01:01")

Aren't they aquatic? Wouldn't that be all slimy and gross?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240493728 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)22:02:08")

>If they can't afford to move between clusters without the relays, how do they look for inactive relays?

I didn't say they couldn't afford it or couldn't do it. I said it was time consuming and expensive. It can be done and it IS done, but it's a pain in the ass."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240495030 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)22:16:52" && image=="1356644935300.jpg")

"I like it";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240496058 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)22:29:14" && image=="c39dfcc6ed5bb588aa4204bc34cf3cd1-db1feat - Copy.png")

Rwar! HISS! >:3"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240496207 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)22:31:15" && image=="mass_effect___shepard_x_jack_spec_ops_by_aceaviator-d5tm4mg.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240496257 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)22:31:58" && image=="1546714577739.jpg")

>suitless quarians

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240496303 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)22:32:28")

Jack is destined to be a crazy old lady in a dingy apartment with 40 cats. When she dies they'll eat her."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240496384 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)22:33:32")

Nah, she's gonna get rich off of her poetry royalties."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240496407 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)22:33:43" && image=="Hanar Blsto.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240496619 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)22:36:17" && image=="1503551159.sopheryl_new_canvas.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240496726 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)22:37:23")

>this will never be in any game
>Andromeda removed all non-humanoids, because EA couldn't be bothered.
>Krogan would probably have been removed for being not very humanoid, if they weren't so popular
I hate EA."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240496909 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)22:39:15")

Gross. Biggest mistake of M3. Forget the RGB ending, forget Andromeda, THIS is the worst moment of the whole franchise."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240497284 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)22:43:30" && image=="tumblr_opr7f0P4pM1r1b9vqo2_540.gif")

My only complaint is that they didn't render the quarians in-game. That was lazy. Should have seen them without their suits in the geth memories. Should have seen Tali drop her hood on Rannoch."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240498049 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)22:51:30")

I'm gonna write my own follow-up to this.

I actually like this a lot. I'd be happy with this as Tali's face if it was paired with a sad little side-quest in the game about discovering that Tali's photo is a fake because she was ashamed for everyone to see her as she is, and wanted them to see her as she wishes she could be."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240498969 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)23:01:50" && image=="Spoiler Image")

"I think we can l agree, THIS is how Tali should have looked.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240499291 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)23:05:28")

">playing 1 again
>"Shepard-Chan, hand over your weapons, or you're a baka!"
The Katana in 3 wasn't the beginning, it was just the ending."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240499406 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)23:06:41" && image=="27598040b76933f5ca9601a20057bcbf.jpg")

Are you being cheeky?

Don't make fun of Maeko Matsuo."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240500821 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)23:22:02" && image=="mass_effect___tali_by_7zaki-d8jz3s5.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240501620 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)23:31:22")

"75 posters? Curious looky-loos? That's all I can think of. Come on, share your fan-fic or OC-character ideas. Do it.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240502205 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)23:38:26" && image=="mission_accomplished_by_epantiras-d4f5rly Jack Grunt.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240502401 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)23:40:44" && image=="1365330457649.jpg")

Jack is only at peace when she has embraced her true nature. Only Cerberus can give that to her."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240502521 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)23:42:13")

Jack is a good girl."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240502720 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)23:44:39")

She writes poetry for a magazine."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240502979 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)23:47:28" && image=="d596jxp-87060d15-abb8-489d-b8a4-0f9ec8d1617f.jpg")

No, she really isn't. A "good" girl doesn't have a rap sheet like Jack's. She's a fucked up destructive psychopath because she is unhinged. She is this way because she is fighting against what she subconsciously wants to be. Jack is a killer."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240503291 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)23:51:39")

Are you claiming bad judgement when they made her a teacher at a biotic school? :^)"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240503413 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)23:53:10")

Well yeah... I think her chaotic lashing out and sporadic violent actions are the result of her suppressing her childhood conditioning. She's more stable once she gets indoctrinated and processed by Cerberus because finally her conscious mind is in sync with her unconscious mind."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240503481 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)23:54:06")

irl my mom is medical mom.
Eat spaghetti while mom goes into GRAPHIC detail about surgery.
How was your day?
This guy came in holding his intestines in his hand
The sounds of cutting into a person being described.
Not fun,sir.
The one I rember the most was a kid wearing a smurf costume,and the doctor cutting it open.
The kid had worse problems,but I was jealous because I wanted to be a smurf.
Every day she would describe a persons death and how there family would react.
This was Chicago,early 1990's."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240503747 && dateTime=="01/09/19(Wed)23:57:16")

I used to watch documentaries about insects and parasites and shows about surgery while eating dinner. Have eaten dinner while watching a vet press mangoworms out of mangy dogs recently."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240504669 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)00:09:34")

thank you for this"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240504948 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)00:13:04")

Crazy how desensitized people become. I wonder if that's healthy?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240505820 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)00:23:38" && image=="femshepquar2.jpg")

Most people can probably cope just fine."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240507019 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)00:38:43")

Do you ever wonder about Shepard and the squad and if they'll ever have PTSD later in life? I mean they've each killed perhaps dozens of people. By ME3 they'be become totally casual about it. Could any of them ever lead normal lives? Tell their kids about what they did?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240508492 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)00:56:38" && image=="face_of_the_enemy_by_tarpeia3d_danpxhu-fullview.jpg")

Reminder that all the mercs you kill are people. Most of 'em not even bad. They have friends. They laugh and bond. They had dreams and loved ones. People who miss them."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240509705 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)01:09:27" && image=="illusionx.jpg")

"Goddamnit, thread is gonna reach image limit on my watch again.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240511070 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)01:23:29")

I've always wanted to write a fic about some Blue Suns merc. Just humanize them. Then at the end they are quickly and brutally cut down by Shepard's squad. Maybe one of them survives, with third degree burns over 90% of his body after being hit with incinerate."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240512335 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)01:39:04" && image=="Tali_&_Shepard_(not_by_me).jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240512612 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)01:42:21")

I can't help but feel the downplaying of her mental issues is intentional. As in it could make someone on the writing team have to admit things. Or playing it safe with the people they are trying to pander to."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240512889 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)01:46:07" && image=="1510273405465.jpg")

"Never ever.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240518342 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)03:05:21")

>Maybe one of them survives, with third degree burns over 90% of his body after being hit with incinerate.
So he becomes the new Zaeed?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240520989 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)03:51:46")

"Is there any way to reliably choose paragon choices in ME2? It was easy in the first game, with the good choices being at the top of the wheel, but this is not so clear. I imported my ME1 character for whatever difference it made.
Trying to play a goodie 2 shoes fem shep on this playthrough; next time maybe a jerk Chadshep."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240521186 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)03:54:46")

Seems the same in ME2 to me. goodie options at the top."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240521468 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)03:59:48" && image=="MassEffect2 2014-06-02 00-10-35-67.jpg")

It's nearly impossible to keep being Paragon in ME2 even if it's clear where which responses are.
I'm not going to lick every merc's butt."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240521970 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)04:08:59")

>Paragon = Oprah
>Renegade = Max douchebag
>neutral = barred from dialogue options
There's no good way to be reasonable in ME2"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240522424 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)04:17:44" && image=="14937579066131.jpg")

"Let's get the image limit depleted.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240522751 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)04:24:00" && image=="1504728532776.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240523471 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)04:38:24" && image=="Rupert_Gardner.jpg")

By Allah, you people are dogs
I will go on as usual"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240523627 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)04:41:30")

I hope you don't, inch-allah."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240523687 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)04:42:53" && image=="maxresdefault.jpg")

"Last for best girl";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240523961 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)04:48:34")

"Is anybody making another thread?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240523989 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)04:48:58")

"Here ya go ya lazy bums


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240527514 && dateTime=="01/10/19(Thu)06:08:01")

>Tali's photo is a fake
it is a fake"