import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/vg/ - Video Game Generals";
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

}
class Thread extends Board{
public void /ssbg/-SuperSmashBros.General(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "/ssbg/ - Super Smash Bros. General";
int postNumber = "240720848";
String image = "c9edff0c-cce7-49e7-908c-a904acdbd8a5.jpg";
String date = "01/12/19(Sat)01:49:42";
String comment = ">News
- Patch 1.2.1 released: https://www-aaaba-lp1-hac.cdn.nintendo.net/en-US/b983283e/index.html
- Partner Pikachu/Eevee spirits can be redeemed depending on which "Let's Go" game you have.

>How to play Ultimate with /vg/
- Create a custom arena with rules set as 3 stock, 7 minutes, no items/spirits
- Post arena ID in thread, can be found in the "arena settings" button in the top left
- Password is 7243 (rage)
- State your region and player count or any rule changes.
- Try to limit arenas to 4 players to avoid long waiting lines/lag.

>DLC
- Register the game at My Nintendo by Jan. 31st to get Piranha Plant for free: https://smashbros.nintendo.com/buy/
- Fighters Pass (5 DLC Characters + 5 Stages + Music Tracks + Rex Mii outfit) available for $25 on the eShop.
- Joker from the Persona series is the first Fighters Pass character.

RESOURCES:
>How to improve your online connection
http://archive.is/GvgOP
>Character unlock requirements (CONTAINS SPOILERS)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Lrf8YZUcZz5JpfTrDaR-2VLKZCSzKgEpjgU3jXL1FYk/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true
>All character movesets
https://imgur.com/gallery/9X04NV8
>Advanced character details (Weight, walk speed, frame data, etc)
http://www.kuroganehammer.com/Ultimate
>Tourney stage list maker
https://bans.page/create.html
>Tier list maker
https://ssbworld.com/create/tier-list/ultimate/
>Make your main roster
https://apps.warchamp7.com/smash/rosterUlt/
>All character renders
https://imgur.com/gallery/aZClIlk
>Soundtrack download (new songs only)
https://mega.nz/#!5FM1XCrS!aQU8-5rXXMrZBusDhwhCjd_RKVX9NQesGs6lxHx-k7U
>Character frame data (E3 demo)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k3APyiQk0fu1KCqq-t9Fk2zmmSvcEH8rBy6GVAHEtQk/edit?usp=drivesdk

Previous: >>240677628"
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}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721003 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)01:51:50")

"if you can't win with items on, you would have lost with items off as well. fucking newbs";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721014 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)01:51:56")

">>240720848
im gay"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721070 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)01:52:44")

">>240721014
we know fumiko"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721074 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)01:52:50")

"how to beat yoshi?
his attacks are all lag-less and have big hit boxes and he can juggle me all day"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721091 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)01:53:09" && image=="DEB0F8CB-F401-46A0-A909-9794140DE4E1.jpg")

"Hey.
Practice your parry timings."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721131 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)01:53:45" && image=="633c8f1e79c8c905a9b8b20a2d89c806.jpg")

"//ARMPIT STATUS UPDATE//
Status: Stinky"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721173 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)01:54:31")

"What's the GSP to get into Elite Smash? I just want to be elite.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721189 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)01:54:46")

">be unbeatable menace in my circle of friends for over a decade
>get creamed online"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721225 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)01:55:16")

">>240721091
sorry i don't waste time on gimmicks"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721264 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)01:55:58")

">>240719872
>frogposter
opinion totally invalidated
someone being happy about fixing old controllers should cause you rectal prolapse"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721267 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)01:55:59")

">beat a wario with all my stocks
>rematch 7 times
>each time he does more damage
>on our 8th fight he beats me in overtime
>he rematches again and beats me
>I beat him on the next one
Holy fuck man. This guy is so based, it’s like he actually wanted to learn how to play against my character."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721446 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)01:58:40" && image=="1546798159882.jpg")

"It's another projectile spam run around fight.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721480 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)01:59:13")

"is nair hitting a while in midair?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721557 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:00:16" && image=="1543796186701.gif")

">>240721091
Useless mechanic."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721587 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:00:47")

">>240721480
it's some shaving cream stuff"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721603 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:01:00")

">>240721480
it means neutral aerial, so pressing A in the air without pressing any direction. similarly, dair is down aerial, bair is back aerial, etc."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721647 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:01:44" && image=="DV4pD0pVAAUVWFf.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721675 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:02:01")

"Ness should be nerfed.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721682 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:02:08")

">>240721091
it's not possible to time online though"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721697 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:02:25" && image=="SMASH BROS ULTIMATE DAIGO VS JUSTIN EPIC EVO MOMENT 37.webm")

">>240721557
>useless
no it's actually epic"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721735 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:02:53" && image=="1536857315617.png")

"There will be small tournament for fun this weekend from people of 4chan.
Join and read the rules pls

https://challonge.com/jz6tzpb6

>”but I’m bad!”
Don’t worry, it’s an online tournament which has no value for the real “competitive” scene, just for fun
Besides, you can get a taste of what does a tournament feels like."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721782 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:03:39")

">>240721603
yeah cool, i have tilts bound to stick so i was just checking you couldn't use it with that"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721845 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:04:32")

">>240721267
There are SOME based people in this world."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721912 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:05:52")

">>240721557
>Useless mechanic.
You mean the very basis of future competitive gameplay."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721924 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:06:01")

">>240721735
I know what a tournament feels like. I’ve cried every time I went 0-2"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240721932 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:06:06")

">>240721267
Hope that was in an arena or else his GSP's probably 20k now lmao"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722010 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:07:29" && image=="laughing handduck.jpg")

">>240721912
>anything related to shields
>the basis of ultimate's future"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722031 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:07:47")

">>240721697
post the version with fox's jab"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722032 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:07:48" && image=="cuck.png")

">>240721735

>moxy

HAHAHA OH NONONO"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722160 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:09:46")

">>240721735
>online tournaments"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722182 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:10:06" && image=="Robin Lewd.jpg")

"What are some Zelda tips for scrubs?
Yeah I'm playing her more because shes cuter now, but shes also genuinely fun.

My mains are Inkling, Roy, and Ness otherwise."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722264 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:11:31")

">>240722182
>plays Zelda
>posts my wife
Nani the fuck man"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722328 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:12:34")

">>240722182
up air niggers
throw phantoms and use neutral b at projectile spammers to ruin their day"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722342 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:12:43")

">>240722010
You know you don’t have to hold shield down to parry?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722387 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:13:34")

">>240721735
australian here, i'm going to join and make you all lag and you can't stop me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722502 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:15:33")

">>240722387
This but South Africa"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722509 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:15:38" && image=="1545692524658.png")

"Wasn't that one anon who went nuclear about isabellefags suppose to have done the doxing by now? I wanted to see him rage more.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722515 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:15:48" && image=="xlHXmCQ.png")

"*recovers for free*
*hits you with the best projectiles in the game*
*ledgetraps you better than any other character in the game*
*edgeguards you with ease*
*safely attacks your shield from 1000 miles away*
*kills you at 80*"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722552 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:16:25" && image=="1546934827980.gif")

"I picked up an old character that was stuck <100k a couple hours ago just to see what you gsp complainers where talking about.

Turns out you're actually just shit LMAO. Already 2.2m and climbing. Protip: win your games."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722557 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:16:31" && image=="2 guns.jpg")

"After getting Mew2 to 3m GSP and fighting better players man he feels like a bottom 5 character. His moves feel so slow that all I'm doing is extending my hurtbox 90% of the time, and even if they do hit they're unsafe on fucking HIT at low %. His smashes have decent knockback but have literally no range or coverage at all. His double jump is floaty as fuck making it hard to juggle and to top it all off he's as easy to combo as a heavy.
His entire kit is being carried by shadow ball and fair (which I admit is ridiculously good) but it just doesn't feel like it's enough and makes fighting manlets a massive pain in the ass because fair and nair OoS don't hit them making his OoS options dogshit against 90% of the cast at a high level."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722573 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:16:45")

">>240721845
>>240721932
He started at 1.2 mil and ended at 160k lol. At least he beat me though, I’m happy for him."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722687 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:18:32" && image=="1547274083316.webm")

"It's weird watching smash 4 footage now and seeing how floaty it really is.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722689 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:18:33")

">>240722515
>*recovers for free*
i hope you're memeing"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722698 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:18:44" && image=="Nicebutt.jpg")

">>240722264
I didn't have a nice Zelda pic on hand, and didn't feel like digging for one.
>>240722328
I've started using down+b and approaching along with it. Seems to be working alright."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722709 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:18:55")

">>240722515
*buckets*"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722728 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:19:11")

">>240722689
Vast majority of characters have no real options against his recovery."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722735 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:19:22")

"How does ganon beat diddy kong? The banana seems to counter every move I made.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722782 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:20:18")

">>240722728
nice meme my friend."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722808 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:20:45")

">>240722782
Nice argument my friend."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722862 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:21:48")

">>240722808
im not arguing though"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240722902 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:22:27" && image=="1534480229804.gif")

">>240722728
>main lucas
>mfw when I use pk thunder to drag a simon/richter slightly out of reach
Feels so satisfying every time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723009 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:24:24")

">>240722862
Because you can't.

>>240722902
Diabolical."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723040 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:24:58")

">>240722689
His tether recovery has ridiculous range. You have to go out deep to intercept it. A lot of characters can't do that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723082 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:25:41")

">>240723009
you're right, sorry."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723189 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:27:20")

">>240723082
It's okay, i'll let you get away with it... this time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723203 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:27:36")

"Why the fuck do people kick me out of arenas?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723249 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:28:22" && image=="1547268219829.webm")

"Was it kino /ssbg/?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723286 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:29:02")

">>240723203
Maybe your connection sucks or you choose shit stages.

>>240723249
Holy shit Tr4sh was so slow"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723302 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:29:12")

"Dabuz put Shulk as the second best character in the game.
How is Shulk broken?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723325 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:29:42")

">>240723286
No. My connection does no lag and it was a random stage. I 2 stocked the host so maybe he got butthurt."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723421 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:31:20")

"How do you consistently short hop? I've been using X+A as a makeshift, though I want to practice more on quick turning to throw back airs at people and I can't get the jumps down right.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723489 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:32:33")

">>240723421
just tap the button fast that's literally all there is to it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723567 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:33:57")

"No arenas?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723597 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:34:23")

"Best advice I can give you GSP climbing people, play until you lose one match then just quit for a few hours. I think the system is when you're down just to kick the shit out of you.
T. 2.7m down to 1.5m because I tilted for 5 fights in a row."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723610 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:34:38")

">>240723421
A lot of people here recommend sliding your finger off asap, but that's impractical and an unnecesarry effort.
Literally just practice, once you get it down it will feel as easy and natural as walking forward.
Go into training mode for a few hours the next few days and do nothing but short hopping."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723612 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:34:41")

">>240723489
Either my fingers are too slow and fat then or it's the USB controller.

Who am I kidding, it's my fucking fingers."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723737 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:37:09")

">>240723610
Well see it's also that and trying to dash, quickly stop then turn around, then jump while moving back towards the enemy to do a back air attack. I can at the very least do that, but not without going twelve hundred feet in the air. Though really, I don't know if I should even practice that to begin with since I'm dick at everything else in general."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723779 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:37:43")

">>240723597
What kind of onions boy do you take me for?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723790 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:37:57")

">>240723421
YOU FUCKING RETARD
CHANGE JUMP TO L OR R
NOW YOU CAN JUMP AND ATTACK AT THE SAME TIME"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723854 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:39:13")

">>240723597
if you really want to get to elite smash, drop down to 1m or 800k, and then spam rematch for 4+ hours, you will always get opponents of 1m +/- 100k, even when you are at 2.7+m, so you can basically keep rematching until you get to 3.1m by beating on noobs and get ez elite smash."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723896 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:39:52")

">>240722032
Jokes on you, Chronoscord died
Moxycord and Chazocord survived"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723943 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:40:40")

">>240723737
Yeah that is very useful, practicing movement is extremely important in this games.
I know it can be boring when starting out, but having good control of your character is already enough to make you better than most of the players in "Elite" Smash, it makes a HUGE difference.

>>240723790
Claw grip > bumper jumper"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240723994 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:41:48" && image=="thesupremegentleman.jpg")

"He's in";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724119 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:43:53")

"I hate all of Pokemon Trainer's alts. Skin DLCs when I ain't above buying cosmetics.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724209 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:45:58")

">>240724119
Yes I too wish to skin Leaf"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724227 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:46:20")

">>240723790
Except now it's even harder to consistently do a short hop. I am sorry, but I'm unsure if I can consistently pull that off.

>t. only recently got into Smash

>>240723943
See above. I'm just generally inexperienced and need to learn more about the game. I was told to try Ike and learn about spacing and other basics, which I think I should be focusing more into. I did make the right stick bound for tilt attacks, which sounds like a good idea to do."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724258 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:46:53" && image=="BEJABBERS.png")

"When are we getting the hero we deserve?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724401 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:49:48")

"What allows the flaming homo furry to delete me at 50%?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724440 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:50:30" && image=="Simon_Belmont Captain N.jpg")

">>240724258
But we already have the hero we deserve!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724459 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:50:50")

"Playing arena with you guys has really made me better. I went from 100k with robin to 2mil plus. I might get elite yay";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724464 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:50:57")

">>240724401
Aura. Putting it simply, he's shit at low percents and deadly at high percents. Put him down ASAP, he's a manlet so he doesn't weigh too much."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724541 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:52:21")

"Why is Rosalina so bad in this game?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724552 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:52:28")

">>240724401
>>240724464
Unless you're talking about the red flaming homo furry, in which case his next attack is immensely stronger after he eats your attack with his down b."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724581 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:52:52")

">>240724227
Try it first, faggot.
Trigger short hop is the easiest way to do it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724586 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:52:56" && image=="0f086677-118e-4d1a-9117-294789d6bc0f.jpg")

">>240724119
>try to play them
>boy sounds awful
>girl's face is fugly
>ivysaur also sounds awful
Who tbe fuck allowed these voices and that model for the female trainer?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724587 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:52:58")

">>240724541
she was only added to fuel ryona fantasies"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724604 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:53:25")

">>240723249
I miss that stage"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724697 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:55:07" && image=="005.jpg")

">le remote bomb misses but hits you into the stage and the thought of teching never crossed your mind because holy fuck this skill is broken";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724728 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:55:31")

">>240724581
I have. I cannot pull it off as consistently as I would pressing the button. I am using a USB switch controller if that is the issue."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724764 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:56:14")

"WHY DIDNT THEY ADD THIS ZELDA REEEEEE";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724834 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:57:18" && image=="1504752876449.gif")

">>240724552
Was talking about the flaming homo
thanks !"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724912 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:58:42")

">>240724697
just recover high lol"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724960 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:59:25")

">>240723597
I'm at 3.09m and my gsp only goes up by like 500 a fight when I win."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724962 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:59:27")

">need 3 wins to reach 3M GSP for elite
>first win some Link suicide airdodge two times
>second win a Dr Mario keeps throwing himself in my smashes
>third win my opponent was AFK
That was a weird ride"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724984 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:59:49" && image=="isabelle46.jpg")

"Tips on fighting isabelle? Especially avoiding the fishing hook when trying to recover.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240724991 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)02:59:56")

">>240724541
Because Luma is no longer broken."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725039 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:00:56")

">>240724912
>vacuum helicopter sucks you in for a free ceiling KO"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725064 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:01:22")

">>240724962
What was your GSP gain in those last 3 games?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725146 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:02:55")

">>240725064
About 20k to 40k"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725149 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:03:00")

">>240725064
probably 2.9 mill"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725171 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:03:18" && image=="1371146048062.jpg")

"This game is bad for my health and the community is full of horrible, disgusting people. I didn't think stress would make me vomit blood but I hope someday I find a game that I can enjoy and feel good about while playing. Got to 3.45m GSP on multiple characters but somehow couldn't get into Elite Smash so I'm done with this game. Good luck everyone, I'm going to a doctor tomorrow before something kills me.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725212 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:04:05")

">>240724984
the fishing hook cannot go through shields"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725229 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:04:29")

">>240725171
>3.45M gsp
>not elite
Liar"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725250 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:04:51")

">>240725171
>Got to 3.45m GSP on multiple characters but somehow couldn't get into Elite

Doubt."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725337 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:06:28")

"what do you do in the neutral as isabelle besides shortshop slingshot";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725415 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:07:51")

">>240725337
Just watch Vivi play. She destroyed all of us as that dog."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725529 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:10:30")

">>240725415
>/v/kendtard destroying /ssbg/
Holy shit what happened to this place, you’re even worse than serpent"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725537 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:10:40" && image=="0f77ad2d-e719-46c6-9d3b-435fc1a52957.png")

"Plebian: wanting Geno in

Patrician: wanting Fawful in"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725606 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:12:10" && image=="1547257175608.jpg")

"How do I get good
Should I be using buttons mostly or right stick for attacks? Also I see videos of people recovering from hits while they're in the sir and getting down so quick - but I feel like it takes me a lot longer to recover with the same character. Am I missing something or am I just stupid

This is my first smash game so I don't understand a lot of terminology people use to describe attacks/moves"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725725 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:14:43")

"So what actually happens if someone plug pulls during the match? Just a loss for them?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725910 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:18:34")

">>240725606
you can fast-fall in the air by holding down"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725924 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:18:55")

">>240725606
>Kirby got to eat that up
It’s not fair bros..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240725949 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:19:20")

">>240725725
I believe tbe first two times are a warning and the third is actually getting banned. The problem though is that it can affect both people. I've had people dosconnect on me only to exit out and getting a warning myself."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726008 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:20:41")

">>240725606
Sticks are shit in Ultimate as they have to reset to neutral first.
Using the d-pad is better for this.
Use buttons for attacks and sticks to tilt for attack cancel or forward b-air"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726065 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:21:54" && image=="maxresdefault.jpg")

"How do I get good at fast falling?
I am way to floaty with my game.and I understand the mechanics of fast falling, but it feels like I have to mash down several times before I trigger a fast fall.

is there a timing with moves?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726073 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:22:02")

">>240725949
>it can affect both people
Good."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726197 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:24:30")

">>240725725
if you disconnect, you lose GSP, your opponent suffers 20-30 sec of freeze and you get replaced by a CPU, your opponent gains or loses no GSP by beating the CPU or being beaten by them.
If you get kicked out for excessive SD, nobody gains or loses any GSP"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726281 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:26:16")

">>240726065
This is part of the reason I dropped Zelda. Floats like crazy lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726368 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:28:12" && image=="luigo.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726421 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:29:46")

"Please tell me how to play Falco/Fox. I really like thus characters but cant for the life of me get kills or edgeguard.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726524 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:31:46")

">>240726421
they arent edgeguarders.
fox kills with upair and up smash, and im sure others but those are his main options"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726584 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:33:14" && image=="demon.jpg")

"Anyone wanna 1v1?
3 stock 7min NA West
DNY32
1337"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726610 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:33:51" && image=="file.png")

">>240723943
>bumper jumper
goddammit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726616 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:33:59")

"is lucas worth learning?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726623 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:34:05" && image=="d540a3a9ee0a7dbde59ea0ede619e2c1.jpg")

"I know it's odd hours but I'd like to play with someone without them either 1/2 and doning me.

Room ID is 49F9L and I'm US West"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726705 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:36:12")

">>240726623
Let me finish up my match and I’ll join"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726708 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:36:14" && image=="mkleotierlist.png")

"second big japanese tournament, this is going to round out their meta for sure
https://www.twitch.tv/vgbootcamp"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726763 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:37:33")

">>240726584
Joining"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726804 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:38:36" && image=="6790a851e4caea0787d5a155c5338446.jpg")

">>240726705
Cool. Usually use DK, Bowser, or Inkling but I like picking a multitude of characters.

Gonna use Corrin a bit because she's pretty rad in Fire Emblem Warriors."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726819 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:39:04" && image=="sample_5c3e7feb88984435d3e4b87f0b045880.jpg")

">Elite smash
>Zelda expands my butthole
>Zelda again but expands it further
>Braindead ganon that gets 3 stocked by me
>Zelda again but it's a good match but I still lose
What's up with all the zeldas in elite smash"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726827 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:39:12")

">>240726708
>lucario that high
somebody tell him that his weight was reduced by 7 making it even more impossible to get decent aura"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726829 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:39:15")

">>240723896

That doesn't mean moxy isn't an even bigger cuck than chronos."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726871 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:40:15")

">>240726584
Sure. I want to try and practice though, so apologies if I'm not good. I must admit I'm rather new and just trying to see what's best. Will be playing Bowser if that is alright."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726909 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:41:05")

">>240726708
>Link main since melee
>he's finally good now
>people are starting to take notice
>can't play now without being looked down on as a tierwhore or a projectile spammer

fuck

remember a month ago when everyone was jerking off over how good Young Link was? What happened to that?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240726942 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:42:00")

">>240723896
>Jokes on you, Chronoscord died

Chronos died, chronoscord is about as "alive" as moxycord, as in dead as shit with barely any activity besides a few suckers."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727007 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:43:27")

">>240726829
But Chronos had a cuck fetish and I’m not even memeing"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727042 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:44:11")

">>240727007

Oh I know rakyy, the point is, both are cucks."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727080 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:45:03")

">>240727042
yeah but when people say "cuck" they don't actually mean someone with a cuckoldry fetish you retard."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727084 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:45:06")

">>240727042
Thanks Chazo"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727124 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:45:48")

">>240726909
No one actually thinks Link is good aside from one scrandy rando in Japan who made that list."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727148 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:46:15")

">>240726827
>impossible to get decent aura
either you suck at recovery or you only fuck around on paper, a skilled lucaro will live to 150 on the regular

>>240726909
nobody hates link unless theyre salty from losing to one, link is just too vanilla a character"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727202 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:47:56")

">>240726804
You should try Robin. She’s fun lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727251 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:48:56")

">>240727124
>being this out of the loop
link got third at a major american tournament, and the filename clearly shows that its not a rando or a jap that made the tierlist"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727253 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:48:56")

">a skilled lucaro will live to 150 on the regular
nigger he weighs less than the fucking earthbound kids, if you're living that long the people you're fighting are shit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727264 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:49:19")

">>240726708
>wrapping the cord around the controller lengthwise
two nukes weren't fucking enough"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727329 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:50:40" && image=="20190112.png")

"Why?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727342 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:51:00")

">>240727264
wrapping it the other way makes it harder to unwrap dumbass"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727407 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:52:41")

">>240727264
wrapping your cord in a lengthier loop helps keep it functional, small twists can fuck around with the inner wiring. in reality its actually best to just bring the port to the controller in a single fold and just carry it like that"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727476 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:54:34" && image=="potatoad.jpg")

">nobody plays or talks about my main
>everyone just assumes he's top/high tier because he was pretty good in the last two games
Why do people even put characters on their tier lists if they know nothing about them?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727494 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:54:54" && image=="98a44768acd8d1379ae42ad31ecf2d79.jpg")

">>240727202
Not sure if this is evident, but I'm not exactly the most high IQ player lmao"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727536 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:55:46")

">>240727476
olimar?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727538 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:55:48" && image=="roar.png")

"Well then. GGs
DNY32
1337
1/4"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727540 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:55:50")

">>240726584
>>240726871
Thank you for the games. Apologies on leaving with so few games and potentially on the guise of looking upset for losing as badly as I did. Just late over on the East side. Thank you, and you did very well with Incineroar."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727558 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:56:07")

">>240727476
hello diddy player"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727615 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:57:20")

">>240727540
Hey man no problem, fun games."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727624 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:57:31")

">>240727476
>Why do people even put characters on their tier lists if they know nothing about them?
seriously why do you care?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727690 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:58:40")

">>240727494
It took me so long to get the hang of her. Like a long ass time lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727741 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)03:59:49")

"I main snake and falcon how autistic am I and do I get into Elite smash I'm almost 3 mil with snake and still nothing I keep hitting rematch but people leave";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727781 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:00:28")

">>240727536
>>240727558
No, masochistic blue fursuit

>>240727624
Because I already get enough of a bad rep for playing the fucker, I don't want people thinking I'm a furry AND a tier whore"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727880 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:02:22")

">>240727781
furfags get no sympathy, only the rope"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727938 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:03:33" && image=="file.png")

"Giant Isabelle.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727957 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:04:02")

">>240727880
I'm not a furfag, I just have no dignity."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240727992 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:04:50")

">falco
>on that stage"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728005 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:04:57" && image=="705e0646d2c19c5bf9bbe547b0855a48.jpg")

">>240727690
Well you're doing alright in my book. Enough to zap my dumbass over and over.

Corrin probably takes more talent than I'm giving her credit for but everyone seems to believe she's a dumb dumb so she fits with me.

>>240727781
If you dab on your opponents just right, their hate will only fuel your strength."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728057 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:06:12")

"I can't do this anymore. Sword characters are just so fucking broken. I hope Sakurai realizes that nobody wants these characters and they get removed next installment.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728101 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:06:53")

">>240728057
Nah you're just shit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728148 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:07:56" && image=="1547089320590.gif")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728218 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:09:10")

">>240728057
t. k rool"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728245 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:09:52")

"sword characters aren't broken, they're just faggoty to play against";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728274 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:10:37")

">>240728005
Just joining arenas with your secondaries, I would get 3 stacked all the time and now I’m fairly decent. It helps that there’s a lot of variety here."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728324 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:11:42")

"I wish this game had a training mode";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728432 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:13:55" && image=="file.png")

"STOP THROWING PROJECTILES AT ME IT'S NOT FAIR YOUR'E SPAMMING YOU HAVE TO LET ME HIT YOU IF YOU THROW MORE THAN 5 PROJECTILES IN ONE STOCK I WILL REPORT YOU FOR SPAMMING YOU CUNT";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728448 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:14:19" && image=="04b8acc0f1d9ad8fb443002a10d60187.jpg")

">Dealing with 2 high IQ chars
Gonna finna unga and bunga

Also that SD at the end was COMPLETELY erroneous goddamnit lmao

>>240728274
Yeah, practice will only help. Barely bought this sorry ass excuse of an online service and barely started playing online tonight. Splatoon 2 is what took my time initially lol

>>240728324
But...it does?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728546 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:16:29")

">>240728148
That game was intense man. Gg."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728606 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:17:35")

"I just realized that the ENG announcer probably knew about Joker’s inclusion earlier than he would have otherwise since he does his voice too.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728682 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:19:18")

">>240727615
It was, though it was still shameful that I quick fell at inopportune times and then accidentally did a side B than a up B I think two times. Still, it was fun. I should look into how to better accustom myself to fighting Incineroars with Bowser, hopefully try to also pick up how to better play as him."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728687 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:19:31")

"will hazardless corneria ever become legal?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728695 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:19:38")

">>240728448
Ahhhhh"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728707 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:19:52")

">>240728448
>it does
You call that a training mode? That shit is ass. Good step in the right direction compared to previous entries but it’s still missing so many features. Bamco knows better."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728710 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:19:56")

">>240728101
Yikes"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728713 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:20:00")

">wolf in japan tournament grand finals
S tier confirmed"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728718 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:20:10" && image=="1D49762C-8D90-4F1B-B1D5-670E3ADF09B1.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728760 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:21:03")

">>240728546
GGs, just wish I didn't SD so often"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728790 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:21:36")

">>240728718
why is smash 4 a woman"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728850 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:23:09")

">tranny robot steps up to the mic
uh oh"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728852 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:23:14" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>240728790
Because they all 4 smashed her"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728864 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:23:26")

"It's fucking bullshit how you can't tell what specials mii fighters have. Can't count how many times I've lost a stock at 50% because one suddenly revealed he had a reflector for my death ball.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728903 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:24:37")

"holy shit this donkey kong is a madman, japan must love heavies";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728918 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:25:13")

">be Cloud
>exist
>win

So when are they going to nerf him?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240728997 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:27:29")

">>240728864
That’s another QoL update we need
List so far
>fix FoD lag
>fix random ledge mishaps
>allow us to toggle hazards off in stage select screen like bf/omega toggle
>show Mii Fighter selected moves on loading screen
>improve training mode
What else?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729045 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:28:26")

">>240728850
Protomagicalgirl?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729049 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:28:33")

"Why are Brinstar, Midgar, Umbra Clock Tower, and Yoshi's Story banned in Ultimate? Why is the discord illuminati so butthurt about any stage that isn't perfectly symmetrical?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729054 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:28:37")

">>240728918
If you think this is bad you should've been around for Smash 4."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729124 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:29:52" && image=="smackdown.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729160 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:30:32")

">>240729054
What was different about him in Smash 4?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729284 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:33:00")

">>240729160
he was stronger, his limit charged in no time at all, his up air beat literally everything for priority"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729292 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:33:10")

">>240729160
He was WAY more broken."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729348 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:34:22")

">>240729160
nair -> NAIR"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729351 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:34:25")

">>240729284
His uair is still ridiculous to be fair. Landing against that guy is a nightmare."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729381 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:35:05")

"The more I learn about this game the less I want to play it. I just wanna play my favorite video game boy with other people not get fucking molested while trying to play blitz rock-paper-scissors.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729382 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:35:06" && image=="8c134ea3ce697462a5149ccc86b90640.jpg")

">>240728695
Yeah. I really appreciate the matches thus far. I've never played outside of friends till today.

>>240728707
Sure they know better, doesn't mean they'll put forth the effort. Even if it's via wall of text, at least they have an in-game repository of terms and concepts available."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729443 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:36:21")

">>240729381
Why do people feel the need to announce their departure of a game on /vg/ constantly? Are you expecting folks to stand up and applaud for you? Do you want a medal? A pat on the back?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729474 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:37:10")

"I want to be done with WoL already this shit is so boring";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729484 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:37:19")

">>240729382
Same, I didn’t know bowser could hit from on top of a platform, and that mewtwo could reflect projectiles. This is my first smash game lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729498 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:37:45")

">>240729443
>Departure
Shoving words in my mouth their lad. Just want to know if other people have had a similar feel."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729571 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:39:32")

">>240729381
Then why did you buy a fucking fighting game?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729582 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:39:54" && image=="a88fd18b1c887ae93951e9315472f7f0.png")

">>240729381
Any contest between two or more varying forces will inherently provide advantages and disadvantages; some underwhelming, some overwhelming.

Just practice and do some studyin, you'll live.

>>240729443
To an extent I get it. Sometimes people need a bit of a push.

>>240729484
I got to learn that about Bowser too lmao. My first time playing was Melee, but this is the first one I've owned."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729619 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:40:57")

"Playing Smash Ultimate is destroying my right wrist";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729626 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:41:03")

">>240729049
>Brinstar
no one picks it
>Midgar, Umbra Clock Tower
i'd say redundancy, but there are some rulesets with both Kalos and Unova
>Yoshi's Story
Shyguys drop items"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729634 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:41:16")

">>240729381
then go fight the level 1 CPU"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729646 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:41:33")

">>240729498
No anon, on a planet filled with 7.53 billion humans almost NOBODY understands how you feel. Nope, not at all.

You fucking cock."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729661 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:41:56")

">>240729619
What control are you using?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729672 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:42:03")

">>240729626
>no one picks it
it's banned despite having nothing glaringly wrong
>Shyguys drop items
even with hazards and items both turned off?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729753 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:43:35")

"jap grand finals starting bros
non tranny stream is /shi_gaming"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729762 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:43:45")

">>240729571
Holy shit man you don't have to act like a bitch when nobody came in and slapped your ass. 1st of all this is a children's party game. 2nd of all I've never played a fighting game before. 3rd the game is still worth it, it's just annoying as fuck to play against good players.
>>240729646
Who pissed in your mouth this morning? Are you always like this?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729803 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:44:33")

">>240729626
Hazardless Yoshi gets rid of shy guys"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729804 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:44:36")

">>240729661
GameCube. Must have something to do with how I press the buttons. I’ve also been playing a lot."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729881 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:46:08")

">>240729762
Don’t talk to my friends like that, kid. Who do you think you are? If I had my way I’d swipe my dick tip across your lips for being so disrespectful."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729885 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:46:15")

">>240729049
Brinstar floor is fucking jank, I agree with everyone else"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729940 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:47:17")

">>240726623
GGs"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729947 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:47:25")

">>240729672
>it's banned despite having nothing glaringly wrong
no one picks it when it's not, so why bother
>even with hazards and items both turned off?
brainfart, hazards on"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729962 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:47:43")

">>240729881
based"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240729970 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:47:54")

">>240729881
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, get the fuck out of this thread before I wipe your fruity faggot ass."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730013 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:48:50")

">>240729498
Go into training mode for a few hours and just lab shit out. If you can consistently fast fall, shield/punish, and drop through platforms you're better than 80% of the raging apes that made it into the bottom of elite smash."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730064 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:50:14" && image=="8a5b6f2e19b2433ba67a50e3046d030c.jpg")

">>240729940
Grazie, I appreciate your time.

Fucking slippery ass Falcon lmao. Feel free to add me if you feel like it, or we'll just play again sometime from here."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730153 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:51:59" && image=="1546929802117.jpg")

">>240730064
Sure, what were the first 3 letters of your name so I know which to add"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730168 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:52:15" && image=="207408B5-9226-4541-B286-321DC2A20E55.jpg")

"Can someone explain to me why Pokémon get to have voices but then characters like DK and K Rool have silly animal voices? Then of course there’s like 36 Pokémon. Olimar doesn’t even have a voice and he’s a human being. Sakurai doesn’t even try to hide his favoritism.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730183 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:52:28")

">>240729947
why not just make it legal and give someone the option to pick it if they ever wanted to"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730192 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:52:35")

"Holy shit zackray, I sure hope he's taking that wolf to G6";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730216 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:53:15")

">>240730168
Olimar isn't a human, he's an alien"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730276 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:54:20")

">>240730192
were you watching the jap or english stream?
had to swap to the jap because the commentator sounded fucked."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730285 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:54:29")

">>240730168
It's a crafted image thing, it's not favoritism. Charizard and Mewtwo are huge fan favorites but are left sounding just as special as DK and Diddy. Lucario is almost basically there except for his final smash."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730308 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:54:51" && image=="37090160-BE0E-42AF-836A-9064D818C383.png")

">>240730064
I’m done for the night. Gg’s!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730338 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:55:29")

">>240730276
I was on the english, but i had it muted either way"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730347 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:55:46")

">>240730168
i'd rather have the animal voices honestly, ivysaur makes my ears bleed and almost all the rest are just as bad (or at least the ones that just repeat their names)
even the ones with proper voices like lucario sound dogshit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730387 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:56:44" && image=="__wolf_o_donnell_super_smash_bros_ultimate_and_etc_drawn_by_hato_heiseiradiodenk__sample-3b0864a47ccba20f2cd795f4d58f2633.jpg")

"I love Wolf so much, he's fun to play and is really cool!
Does /ssbg/ like Wolf?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730405 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:57:04")

">>240730168
When Olimar was first added to the smash games he didn't have a voice in his original game, it wasn't until Pikmin 3 that we heard it. But Sakurai seems to want to just reuse voices after Brawl."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730491 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:59:02")

">>240730387
I’m not a furry so no."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730514 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:59:37")

">>240730347
Wolf has a new voice. I think all of the gay furry space animals have new lines."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730518 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:59:41" && image=="18fc4f9007da50a116e3ba854a81b352.jpg")

">>240730153
Dajorno. Like the pizza.

>>240730308
Merci. Good games."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730526 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)04:59:51" && image=="smash credits.png")

"What BGM did Cygames do on smash? I see them on Music & Voice Cooperation on the end credits";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730546 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:00:15")

">>240730285
What? Charizard makes the same sounds he always does."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730578 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:01:05")

">>240730514
Wolf's taunts got nerfed so hard, his down taunt might just be the worst taunt in the game."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730604 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:01:39")

">>240730526
>Cygames
http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Akihiro_Honda"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730643 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:02:41" && image=="1546746480813.jpg")

"Arena is up
GXLRG
5656
I'll be back shortly"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730665 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:03:20")

">>240730578
I miss his old “What’s the matter, scared?” line. I was also hoping they brought back sonic’s “you’re too slooooow” but they felt it insensitive to the mentally ill community"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730787 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:05:50")

">>240730665
Yeahhh those taunts were so memorable and cool, it just feels like something's missing now."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730812 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:06:20")

">>240730643
Here comes some free wins, boys. I am not very good at this game."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730847 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:07:09")

">>240730168
Whenever anyone says anything, it has to get translated into a billion different languages and every single one of those languages on paper needs a decent voice actor. Each new voiced character you have requires a million billion trillion voice actors for every language. If you do animal voices or grunts then you can avoid all that hassle and cost."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730959 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:09:11" && image=="smoosh.png")

"What the fuck did they do to Wii Fit's side b? It just spiked me while I was below and behind her";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240730984 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:09:40")

">>240730847
So we go through that effort for dumb Pokémon but not icons? Incredible."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731027 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:10:19")

"Where are the tryhard 1v1 rooms";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731031 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:10:27")

">avatarfags and chat room in the thread
Take your trash to discord."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731056 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:11:13")

">>240731027
Up your ass"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731108 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:12:17")

"How do you play King Koopa?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731124 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:12:30")

">>240730959
wii fit is sleeper high tier
>deep breathing means you can fsmash kill at 60
>nair is the best taunt in the game"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731160 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:13:15")

">>240730387
Wolf is my nigga. My friend got me his amiibo for Christmas.

>can't own a white dress Daisy amiibo
Why do I keep myself alive"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731164 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:13:19")

">>240730347
i'd prefer if the DK characters, or at the very least Bowser, got their Mario voices"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731179 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:13:39")

">like playing Wolf but i dont want to be associated with furries
Life is suffering"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731182 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:13:47")

"How the fuck are you supposed to play Lucario? He's so goddamn floaty and jumps ridiculously high, all of my short hop aerials can't hit shit unless it's on the way down";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731218 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:14:20")

">>240730643
Wew lad. Good match, WehNirate."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731225 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:14:27")

">>240730812
Nice little Mac"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731238 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:14:45")

">>240731179
I think you’re a fag either way so go for it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731243 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:14:55")

">>240731056
will you go to bed already"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731314 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:16:37")

">>240730643
This isn't EU is it?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731329 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:17:03")

"reminder people only play sword characters because they are bad and use them as a crutch";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731343 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:17:17" && image=="1471928233197.png")

">SD going for an edgeguard on ike
ok my bad
>he spam teabags
>quickly kill him twice and time him out for the remaining 5 minutes
dumb faggot"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731397 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:18:35")

"Someone donate $10 to lowtiergod so I can join his smash lobby and piss him off";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731424 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:19:15")

">>240725537
based"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731428 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:19:21" && image=="why.jpg")

">cloud uses up b on stage like a retard
>go in for the punish
>it has a shockwave hitbox behind him"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731437 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:19:39")

">>240731343
>that happened"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731467 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:20:43")

">>240731437
It probably did dude. Shit happens."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731516 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:21:48")

">>240731329
What if they play robin"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731545 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:22:45")

">>240730643
>Those Pacman skills

Fucking nasty."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731561 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:23:12")

"Does Peach have any moves that DON'T kill?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731574 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:23:31")

">>240731437
really not hard to avoid ike bud"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731605 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:24:07")

">>240731516
hes probably talking about roy/marth and clones"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731615 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:24:23" && image=="sonic the hedgehog.jpg")

"Play Sonic right now";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731635 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:24:56")

">>240731605
and swordfighter"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731660 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:25:17")

">>240731218
Yeah, I need to work on a few things lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731679 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:25:51")

">>240731635
swordfighter is garbo though"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731690 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:26:09")

">>240731561
Fsmash
Bb
Ub"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731725 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:27:03")

">>240731690
All of those kill"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731729 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:27:12")

">>240731545
Pacman with the oven mitts because he too hot to handle"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731924 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:31:50")

">>240731679
*kills you before 100% with up B*"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731930 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:31:55" && image=="1477420040906.gif")

">>240731329
>anon calls opponent bad because he never learned spacing, defense, or punishment
*juggles you to from 0% to 80%*"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731962 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:32:39" && image=="encounters 16.jpg")

"So which character's popularity (or lack thereof) has surprised you the most so far?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240731980 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:33:01")

">>240730643
Why is it Loser Stays?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732010 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:33:43")

">>240731962
What do you mean by "popularity"? Because if it's brand popularity, Mario should be top."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732026 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:34:05")

">>240731962
Is Ryu number 1?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732036 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:34:20")

">>240732010
As in, how many people have been playing them."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732116 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:35:56")

">>240732026
Read the filename, anon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732167 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:36:56")

">>240731962
Ha Ha everyone hates corrin"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732215 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:37:58")

">>240732167
Not much of a surprise, probably bottom 3 when it comes to sword characters."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732283 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:39:43")

">>240731980
So it's not king of the hill"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732391 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:41:57")

">>240731924
one decent kill move doesnt make a character good"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732487 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:44:15")

">its a winners out arena
But why..."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732579 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:46:36")

">>240732487
So the worst player can dominate the lobby"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732624 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:47:36")

">>240732487
Let some other people get a chance"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732653 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:48:31")

">>240732624
shut up mom"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732726 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:50:24")

">>240731962
Jesus they buffed ganon hard huh
Must be nutty going from slow trash grandpa falcon with 0 follow ups and mobility to smashing sword rapist"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732748 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:50:57")

"M-My controller was broken! Ridley's a bad character! Muh input lag!

Nah, for real, good job Pacbro."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732754 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:51:08")

">>240732726
No, he's just a common choice of wifi warriors in every game he's been in."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732865 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:53:41")

"Haven't played Diddy in a previous smash game, somebody give me a rundown on how he plays. Is fsmash literally his only kill move or am I missing something?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240732872 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:54:07")

"Some of my issues with Smash have always been moving and defense. Half the time I want simply turn around and attack, I end up doing a smash attack.

Also these past few matches are the most I've ever tried to block."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733031 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:57:27" && image=="1547272118782.png")

"Switch bros, SSBU is up against God of War in the game of the year poll in www.gamefaqs.com.

Smash won every round so far, but GoW is chipping away slowly at the lead and there's still around 20 or so hours before the poll ends, there's a chance they could still turn it around if the GoW fans get a rally going"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733043 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:57:44")

"You think Nintendo will ever switch the online to dedicated servers?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733046 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:57:45")

">>240732579
Don't worry, the worst player is spectating"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733095 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:59:01")

">>240733043
lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733098 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:59:06")

">>240732865
banana
dtilt
fair
thats it, just do those three things

also his kill moves dont actually matter because he has absolute control over neutral on demand, all he needs is a banana"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733132 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)05:59:46")

">>240733043
No because dedicated servers are terrible for fighting games."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733143 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:00:03")

">>240731962
I'm surprised at the number of ridleys and zeldas, they don't really seem like playstyles the average player would stick to"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733219 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:02:00")

">>240733031
Link"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733231 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:02:26")

"Megameme here, going to sleep thx for the games";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733305 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:04:08" && image=="1546797436027.png")

"Is this image based on anything?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733370 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:05:53")

">>240726623
GGs man, I really like how you play your inkling and your DK is alright"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733409 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:06:34")

">>240733231
Nice going, ggs"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733414 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:06:37")

">>240733219
www.gamefaqs.com"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733438 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:07:06" && image=="###############asf.png")

"Is there an EU lobby up or should I make one?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733559 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:09:56")

">>240733438
EU Smash scene doesn't exist"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733619 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:11:20" && image=="1547207451216.jpg")

">>240730643
>>240730643
>>240730643
Sorry folks, have to shut it down after this match. Thanks for stopping by"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733665 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:12:24")

">>240733438
>>240733559
don't listen to this faggot, make one and i'll join"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733810 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:14:54")

">>240733619
That was fun, man! See ya!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733838 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:15:28" && image=="thonkers.png")

">dedede's dash attack hits below the ledge";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733901 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:16:39" && image=="9acab8702a0881526fb70c707de6ff76.jpg")

">>240733370
I didn't think I'd garner any sort of praise lol. Your use of Mewtwo and Lucario was something else. I either couldn't hit the ground or was punished badly if I did.

Like I was saying, I have a lot of room to grow when it comes to controlling my movement and attacks and simply learning to use a shield instead of trying to do sick dodges on the ground.

Anyway, thanks for the games. Even though it's tough to learn in an environment where you're outclassed, there's still some value in trying I feel.

Aside from that, I'm a little surprised at how little Splatoon content there is, and by that I mean simply the color selection, and maaaaybe a stage. There's barely anything from Splatoon 2 outside of songs and PNGs. And that's considering that it NEVER leaves the weekly top 10 in sales over there."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240733943 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:17:26")

">>240733619
is this a jojo reference?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734103 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:20:40")

">>240733901
Mewtwo is my hubby and Lucario is someone I played a bit with but I'm not sure if I like him or not. I hate setting up for his back air because it feels like a lot of work to get a kill move out, I'm not used to his slower animations.

I'd suggest joining a character discord or seeing about practicing with some friends(I'm looking for one or two to learn with, and I also wouldn't mind playing you again some time.) I've been playing with a couple of friends in a discord and then learning more about Mewtwo in another.

And Splatoon, yeah I'm disappointed, especially in the lack of music from the games."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734106 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:20:47")

">that guy who leaves when it's 1-1";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734306 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:25:23" && image=="1502251606696.png")

"I'm having some sort of brain problem this morning. What is the exact definition of Meteor Smash? I thought it was when you bonked them downwards off the stage but it seems I'm wrong.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734313 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:25:28")

"EU 1v1 - 3 stock but only 4 spaces in lobby
pass 188
ID CG323
Hazards off
You can choose stage but be a champ and pick something legal"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734367 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:26:34")

">>240733031
Why the fuck is NuGod of War so overpraised?
It's combat isn't anything about basically competent and it's story only coasts by on the abysmally low expectations set for video game stories (And the fact that all the games with actually excellent stories long-ass RPGs that zoomers don't have the patience to play)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734403 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:27:14")

">>240734367
BOY"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734465 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:28:53")

">>240733305
he bully"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734487 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:29:32")

">>240734306
You're thinking of a stage spike. A meteor smash is an attack that sends the opponent straight down, even if they don't hit the stage first."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734519 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:30:18")

">>240734367
I don't know, the story isnt THE BEST but its a nice change of pace from your average save the world plot. Its a greater than the sum of its parts kind of deal
the game is honestly pretty comfy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734576 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:31:46")

">>240734367
Because it's fun and the story is pretty good."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734586 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:32:08" && image=="1547291885903.jpg")

"even the nips are shitposting about GSP
/b/611297801 on futaba
they might post an arena soon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734623 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:32:58")

"Somebody call Sakurai, he forgot to give the Pits moves that do damage or kill anybody, they just run around tickling people";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734816 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:36:38")

">>240733305
ridley is bully
isn't one of his victory screens literally him mocking eating samus' parents?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734890 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:37:46")

">>240734586
>futaba
whats that"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734896 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:37:54")

">>240734816
I though it was implying he was eating his opponent, you just can't show that in smash"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734912 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:38:12")

">>240734623
>what is a smash attack
anybody that complains about "not having kill options" should be in remedial school"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734921 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:38:22")

"Ahh playing Lucas is so frustarting, I just want Ness that looks like Lucas with PK Freeze";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734928 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:38:28" && image=="e38e5316fb5dbd4cc1640f6d384a5e39.png")

">>240734103
I've never much participated in chat rooms, but I might poke around in it sometime. And you could've fooled my about how you felt using Lucario lol.

Man if Octoling does become playable at some point, they use Brella and Dualies in their moveset, along with maybe the Octo-Brush and Octo-Shot. But that's just me being wishful."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734954 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:38:53")

">some characters have swords
>some characters don't have swords
>the characters that don't have swords have nothing to make up for the fact that they don't have swords
What is this balance?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734974 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:39:14")

">>240734890
2chan you fucking newfag"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734985 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:39:31")

"I hate Splatoon and the music sucks in Smash Bros but damn Inkling is pretty fucking fun to play.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240734997 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:39:44")

">>240734623
it was worse in smash 4
and yes thats why nobody likes them, theyre very generic in the worst way and have like no unique mechanics or utility
and it seems like their movement and moveset were both tailored specifically to prevent them from using their multijumps to their advantage

its weird that puff and meta knight are like the only two characters who actually really benefit from having more than 2 jumps"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735009 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:40:10")

"eu lobby got shut down for inactivity thanks for coming";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735045 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:40:58")

">>240734912
Pit's smash attacks are fucking shit, what do you mean?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735058 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:41:10")

">>240734997
*laughs in hungrybox*"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735074 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:41:42" && image=="453534534535.jpg")

">>240734954
I have a big hammer."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735139 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:42:49")

">>240735045
>"pit smashes my pee pee poo poo"
stfu bitch"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735239 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:44:49")

">>240735139
Look, I understand that you play Chrom and you can just press random buttons to kill people, but that's not how every character works."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735308 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:46:11")

">>240735239
>"look i slurp up my pee pee poo poo"
bitch stfu"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735313 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:46:15")

">>240734954
Things that beat swords
1. Longer reach, like DK's expansions
2. Faster attacks, like everything fox has
3. Projectiles, like half the cast has"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735369 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:47:15" && image=="8c4e6b12031dfb1bc885b10fb6fc6cbb.jpg")

">>240734985
They did a fine job representing the character mechanically.

>This figma set
If one of them had darker skin I'd be so much more tempted to cop this."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735472 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:49:14")

">teabag a ness who teabagged me after I started turning the fight around
>he kills himself and leaves

If you faggots can’t handle getting teabagged, don’t do it yourself"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735491 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:49:36")

">>240735308
Oh, I forgot, Chrom players are illiterate. Sorry."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735504 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:49:51")

">>240735139
i wish pit would smash my pee pee poo poo desu"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735583 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:51:44")

">>240735491
>"i sit down with my pee pee poo poo and read it"
fucking niglet go home"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735614 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:52:16")

">>240735583
Took you a while to google what illiterate means, huh?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735683 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:53:59")

">>240735614
>"i operate google with my pee pee poo poo"
you fucking fag"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735726 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:54:57" && image=="ae3f37ac2bfd2c0309fda9b14888d859.jpg")

"More people should use Corrin.

She has a sword, a tentacle pole-vault, a fireball(stuns), a stun claw, a counter, and cute. She's also dumb as a rock so a lot of people should resonate with that.

Listing those moves, she damn near seems like a God Eater character lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735772 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:56:07")

">>240735726
How is she in bed though?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735859 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:57:58")

">>240735726
Fuck you cunt, nobody cares about your shit character from a shit game, especially considering they're shit tier in this game. I can't even begin to fathom how you can like a character that completely lacks any sort of personality, even by FE protagonist standards. Are you just some fucking degenerate footfag? That's the only possible explanation. Please end yourself, or at least start using a trip so we can filter your stupid avatarfagging bitch ass."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240735862 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)06:58:05")

">>240735726
>she"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736017 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:00:59")

"fuck Zelda's phantom oh my god";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736069 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:02:25" && image=="32d558d2d2a23d956bb3798b48645818.png")

">>240735772
Probably stupid.

>>240735859
That's cool dog

>>240735862
>Male Corrin
Does not compute."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736170 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:04:22")

">>240736069
Does she fuck niggers?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736307 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:07:03")

">>240736170
She would see no reason not to."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736341 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:07:44")

">>240734306
Meteor Smash: attack that sends the opponent downwards
Spike: in Melee, a meteor smash that cannot have its knockback be meteor canceled
Stage spike: a character being killed by bouncing off the stage walls."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736391 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:08:41")

"Play when?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736427 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:09:26" && image=="wii shit.png")

"I KEEP FUCKING CHOKING AN EASY LEAD FUCK";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736483 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:10:30")

">>240736427
just deep breathing and spam ftilt"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736515 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:11:13")

">>240736427
Would you make love to her?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736559 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:12:07")

"LUCAS VS LUCAS MIRROR";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736563 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:12:13")

">>240736515
No but I would let her use my face as yoga matt."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736609 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:13:00")

">>240736515
Is there a female in this game you wouldn't make the beast with two backs with dog?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736613 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:13:08" && image=="1538744945790.gif")

">>240736427
I keep giving homie stocks.. and then losing.. have never gotten one."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736652 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:13:56" && image=="index.jpg")

"Who is the character that feels least like themselves to actually play and why is it Sonic?
>Summons springs.
>Doesn't run like Sonic, runs more like Mario on an ice stage.
>Homing attack makes him fly for some reason.
>Years later they still haven't been able to make suitable moves for him so he just looks like a gimpy, weird fuck.
Simon Belmont moves like Simon Belmont. Even Snake plays like Snake for suck sake, but Sonic just sucks dick."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736886 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:18:16" && image=="1545970908449.gif")

"any lobbies open?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736928 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:19:18")

">>240736652
he's fast and obnoxious, like sonic"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240736992 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:20:49")

">>240720848
I finally bought online. And I know it's a stupid question, but is that more efficient than fighting AI in terms of learning/practicing a new character?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737063 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:22:16")

">>240736652
Weird, I don't remember Snake blowing up everything with grenades and missiles to get through the Metal Gear Solid games."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737119 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:23:15")

">>240736992
you'll pick up bad habits facing cpus (like how they always airdodge and never recover low) but for basics fighting them is fine"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737141 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:23:48")

">>240736992
Depends on GSP."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737154 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:24:09")

">>240736992
absolutely"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737165 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:24:24")

"Lads...
I been grinding pokemon trainer but today I tried Lucina for the first time and my god this character is so easy yet so effective
I'm finding it hard to have a excuse not to main her."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737176 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:24:40" && image=="1519197338055.gif")

">>240736613
>give homie stock
>they teabag
guess who has two thumbs and immediately plugs you faggots"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737245 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:26:04")

">>240736613
This is ranked bitch, we take those."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737256 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:26:25")

"whats the best fighter to clear intensity 9.9 in classic";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737309 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:27:25")

">>240737063
Well mgs is a joke for the stealth genre so it still fits."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737313 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:27:36")

">>240737256
The one you don't suck ass with"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737404 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:29:20")

">>240737063
>He didn't play MGS4"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737405 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:29:21")

">>240737309
What a coincidence, Sonic is a joke for the platformer genre."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737504 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:30:54")

">>240737256
Bowser"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737527 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:31:11")

">>240737404
Oh, you mean the game that came out after Snake's moveset was implemented into Smash? Yeah they must have used that one for reference"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737559 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:31:45")

">>240737256
I did it with Dedede but fuck faggot Master Hand/Crazy Hand threesomes, that shit has never been fair."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737585 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:32:16")

">>240737063
pretty sure you can't beat the metal gears (boss fights) with stealth"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737689 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:33:56" && image=="index.png")

">>240737527
Stop taking joke posts seriously Anon"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737718 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:34:34")

">>240737245
just gave two against a sheik and won, poor bastard cant finish anything off"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737735 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:34:49")

">>240737405
I begin to see a pattern here yeah."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737790 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:35:46" && image=="merely.png")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737824 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:36:24" && image=="1546845969427.png")

">accidentally back slash to my death instead of activating jump
Two weeks of practice and I still do it sometimes."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737853 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:36:51")

">>240736427
stop focusing on winning. Focus on learning. Quickplays are spars, not the real deal."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240737872 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:37:05")

">>240737256
The ones that get you 2 million points easily."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240738094 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:41:44")

">>240737404
>playing movies"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240738723 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:54:16")

">Lucas vs Ridley
>Distracted at the start of the round, he hits me with the tail and gets me to 150% and kills me
>Massive tea bag
>Beast mode engaged mother fucker
>Wreck him without losing another stock"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240738814 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:56:13")

">>240738723
cool blog how do i upvote"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240738875 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:57:26")

">>240738723
What taunt message did you pick after match?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240738990 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)07:59:36")

">>240738875
Always the well played"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240739650 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:12:27")

">>240738990
Based"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240739912 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:17:33" && image=="IMG_20190104_235033.jpg")

">>240736886
I should head to sleep but I'll engage in a few matches if you're willing."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240740093 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:21:33")

">>240739912
>inkling fags think anyone wants to play with them"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240740153 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:22:44")

"Why are Ganondorf players always so laggy?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240740668 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:32:31" && image=="878f3ff1b4265c44e6e934235e7fd454.png")

">>240740093
I'll play who I feel like."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240740718 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:33:15")

">>240740153
They play him because they are laggy. Easy to catch people"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240741064 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:40:10" && image=="1536693837315.jpg")

"Is anything Lil Mac has in this game not safe on shield? I have a friend who mains him on secondary and he tends to wreck my shit if I play a slower character like Zelda. I usually end up keeping it fairly even just by being a better player than he is in general but I'm struggling just to gimp him or knock him off far enough for him to not just run up and smash attack 3x in a row. I don't really have trouble with a lot of my mains but Zelda is a struggle against it. Dash attacking and him fucking up a counter when he's off-stage is generally the only way I can kill him with her.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240741130 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:41:28")

">>240731179
Don’t let the furry witch hunt drive you away. The douche bags who cry “furry” at every anthro character are just as obnoxious as the people who spam porn of every anthro character where it’s not wanted. Both need to be gassed."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240741198 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:42:33")

">>240739912
getting late for me my dude, maybe tomorrow"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240741232 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:43:17")

">>240741198
I feel ya. Maybe another time"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240741235 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:43:20" && image=="1547129319224.png")

">>240731179
>be furry
>want to play wolf because people's reactions to it make me laugh
>he isnt clicking with my playstyle
at least i have dog waifu"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240741302 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:44:40")

">>240741232
curious, you're not australian are you?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240741306 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:44:45")

">>240724697
Sauce!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240741339 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:45:30")

">>240740668
>avatarfags and is a faggy player
Shocking."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240741472 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:48:01")

">>240741302
Nope, Murrican. I just have a jank sleep schedule.

>>240741339
Is there a reason not to use who I want?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240741537 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:49:25" && image=="1547239375728.png")

">>240741472
>Murrican
fix you schedule christ, what do you even do during the day"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240741662 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:51:45")

">>240741537
I work from 2PM to 10PM some days and 10PM to 6AM on others."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240741674 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:52:06" && image=="Bullshit.jpg")

">Enemy lands with an aerial on my shield
>Their jab comes out before my grab

why the fuck is EVERYTHING in this game safe you can't even punish raw smashes on shield the cunts can always roll away."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240741749 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:53:46")

">>240741662
fair enough then, you do you
personally i'd be looking into a job with more consistent hours though"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240741842 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:55:53")

">>240741674
parry and/or learn to punish"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240741856 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)08:56:08")

">>240741749
Believe me, I am."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240742273 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:04:35")

"why dont people play lucina in tournaments shes so easy to play and so strong too";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240742335 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:05:54" && image=="maxresdefault (1).jpg")

"I just cant drop Ryu. Its like I'm playing a different game with him but its so satisfying when you succeed. Its torture";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240742973 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:16:44")

">>240742273
because everyone knows that match up to well"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240743178 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:20:03" && image=="C6D010BC-F1C1-44B2-B767-5718F3A00095.jpg")

">be a Sheik main because all her attacks and combos look cool as fuck
>things don’t string together any more
>fish is way slower
>even worse kill potential
>now lighter and easier to kill than ever

What do guys? I just want to do cool looking attack strings."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240743706 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:29:04")

"God Pit just feels so sad. Why is he so fucking slow and awkward in the air? It's supposed to be his whole thing, that he flies, but he's less mobile than a bunch of fat fucks.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240743969 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:33:44")

">>240721735
I get off work at 7pm. Is there anyway I can be late?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240744191 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:37:04")

">>240743706
he doesn't know how to fly"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240744320 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:39:09")

"Ganondorf now that's he back to melee level or king k rool since he has insane recovery and armor?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240744439 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:41:25")

">>240744191
Despite having wings, I don't think he can chase a single character in the air. He physically cannot combo because you can just double jump and be instantly out of his range."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240744543 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:43:13")

">>240744320
Ganon since he’s the king of DOYAH"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240744624 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:44:43")

">>240744439
I mean canonically he doesn't actually know how to fly so it makes sense he's a little sluggish."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240744637 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:44:59")

">>240744320
I’d go Rool. Both of them have decent normal attacks but the difference in recovery is what sells it, even if Dorf has better specials."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240744670 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:45:35")

"One of my biggest issues with 5mash is that so many moves are so difficult to punish. Being hyper aggressive and having reach advantage or priority is so strong when they can just whiff and be relatively safe";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240744781 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:47:34")

">>240744439
Some characters aren't really built around combos, anon. That said, I think you can get some conversions with Pit. Down throw into up air, nair, or up smash seem to all still work. Down tilt into fair. You should look up a character guide if you like playing him."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240744867 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:48:54" && image=="1547278533878.webm")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240745025 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:51:57")

">>240744867
what is this from"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240745138 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:54:07")

">>240744781
I'm mediocre at him, but he's still my best character. He just feels like a vastly worst version of all the swordfighters, and its exceptionally noticeable fighting them."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240745225 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:55:22")

">>240745025
if you know, you know"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240745342 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:57:18")

"Who's the bigger faggot
>people who leave after losing once
>people who leave after winning once"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240745404 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:58:10")

">>240745342
>people who complain about no rematch"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240745482 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:59:27")

"The game just feels so sluggish. There have been literally thousands of times where I've fucked up because an attack didn't come out when I wanted, a shield didn't come out when I wanted, a dodge didn't come out when I wanted, a grab didn't come out when I wanted. I have to predict what I want to do by so fucking long, I can never react to anything because of this shit.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240745501 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)09:59:45")

">>240745342
I leave after 1 regardless of result if its obvious I wont learn anything. I'm here to practice, not train you"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240745576 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:00:59")

">>240745342
Why would I ever rematch when it's almost guaranteed to just be a repeat of the last game?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240745610 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:01:30")

">>240745576
Imagine believing this"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240745750 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:03:52")

">>240745482
We all have our inputs eaten sometimes. I recommend working on cleaning up your execution. Try to be as precise as possible with your inputs so your actions aren't getting lost in the interpreter."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240745782 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:04:19")

">>240745610
You think this ranking system is balanced to the point where every single match you ever play is going to have you within 5% or so of each others skills? It's a crushing victory either way every game, nothing else."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240745976 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:07:24")

">>240745750
It's not just "eaten sometimes", it's the cstick literally not working, standing dead still when I'm trying to get a tilt out and instantly losing a stock for it. This happens >50% of the time I try to tilt."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240746248 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:12:01")

"How the fuck can you get punishing for LANDING moves in this game? I'm literally hitting people and having the enemy capable of reacting faster than I can, after having actually hit them and knocked them away. I don't fucking understand how this is balanced?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240746302 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:12:58")

">>240745782
unless you're sub 2 million then yeah it's works.
i've had more 2-1s than 2-0s in the rare case that someone without brain damage wants to play again"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240746352 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:13:48")

">>240745342
the one who leaves after winning
its like they need to show you whos the better player even if they lost like 5 times before it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240746394 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:14:41")

">>240745976
Yeah, you must have poor execution. Slow down and take your time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240746527 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:16:54")

">>240746394
I stop. Take my hands off the controller. Press a direction on the c stick. Nothing happens. I stop, take my hands off the controller, and press, and nothing happens. I am going so slow that they are managing to charge full smash attacks, and nothing happens."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240746682 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:19:22")

">Inkling is supposed to be popular
>have not seen one even once in EU quickplay

I have seen heavies far more often."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240746718 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:20:04")

">>240746527
Then your controller is broken or you are simply embellishing the whole thing."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240746791 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:21:02")

">>240746527
Is this online or offline? I want to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that something may be wrong with your controller."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240746882 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:22:39")

">>240745976
They do not get buffered sometimes and it really is a pain in the ass, the doing the input multiple times after that point won't do anything until you completely let go of the stick and do it again. It is broken."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240746885 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:22:41")

"How do I pop Villager/Isabelle's balloons or just generally stop them from recovering";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240746973 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:24:05")

">>240746718
>>240746791
It works just fine in training and offline, but consistently online the cstick doesn't work."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240747054 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:25:30" && image=="Screenshot_20190112-102415.png")

">this is the threads chosen source of Smash Ultimate information
lmao"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240747184 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:27:30" && image=="Screenshot_20190112-102613.png")

">>240747054
>doesn't even have information that's been openly available for over a decade
Wow"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240747189 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:27:34")

">>240721003
The opposite is true too."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240747340 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:29:58")

"Is it normal when playing pichu vs other very fast light characters for the match to actually take almost 7 minutes and go into overtime because neither of you can fucking hit the other 99% of the time, you never have to commit to anything so you spend the entire match whiffing nairs";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240747408 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:30:54")

">>240746885
if your character has the capability to go as low as them you just hit them out of it over and over until they run out of juice
if you cant then you dont

this was a big problem in smash 4 too, for some reason villagers recovery gives them a HUGE burst of upward momentum when their balloons get popped, so even being precise enough to pop them both without hitting them to reset their recovery wont gimp them unless you do it fucking way offstage
ultimate made like the laziest effort possible to address this and gave it like a recharge timer kinda like robs fuel, if you exceed a certain limit youll only spawn 1 balloon when you do it, but most characters cant take advantage of this"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240747571 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:33:19")

">>240746973
Yeah just tested it then, spamming it in training mode worked perfectly but the very first one online didn't come out."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240747649 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:34:42")

">>240747408
They added the "fuel" in a Sm4sh patch, not sure if they spawn with one balloon though"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240747943 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:39:21")

"just realized tweek named himself after the gay kid from south park";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240747953 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:39:28")

">>240747571
You must have an awful internet connection."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748065 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:41:08")

">>240746682
That's because heavies are way easier to play than Inkling, especially online where heavies get a huge buff.
Inklings were popular in the beginning, but I guess the hype died down once people couldn't get away with spamming roller anymore"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748076 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:41:16")

">>240747953
it has nothing to do with internet connection.
do you even use c-stick tilts often? while dashing? trying to time them after another move's endlag?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748113 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:41:46")

"The Challenge is up:

>>>/v/446563612"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748150 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:42:15")

">>240747054
wait whats wrong with it"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748167 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:42:29")

">>240748076
Usually trying to get a tilt out of a dash, or trying to tilt in the opposite direction I'm moving."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748284 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:44:10")

">>240748113
Fuck off back to /v/ and stay there"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748346 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:45:04")

">>240724697
If you played melee before you would have better reflex"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748372 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:45:29")

">>240748167
>>240748076
Yes, I use them all the time. I spend most of my time playing online."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748449 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:46:50")

">>240748284
No, I'll keep posting them here."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748454 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:46:51")

">>240748113
what was it?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748491 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:47:31")

">>240748150
it doesn't have any fucking information"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748528 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:48:18")

">>240736652
I mean the spindash is spot on, the not-spindash is pointless, what up+b could he have besides the spring (not being facetious I just can't think of anything, tails summon?), homing attack is a perfect representation of the fluidity of 06's attack and if they made it true to the modern boost games it'd be the most annoying move in the game bar none"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748537 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:48:24" && image=="942acdc1-d081-454b-972c-371775e69333.png")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748548 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:48:32")

">>240748454
Just click the thread, unless you want everything copypasted here.

Basically it's just beating 3 level 9s on a team, and if you win, you get a free game."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748562 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:48:43")

">>240741306
retard"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240748603 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:49:12")

">>240747943
Is that really how he came up with his tag?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240749002 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:55:27")

">>240748603
cant say for sure but the similarities are striking"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240749019 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:55:43")

">tfw you're maining a character who is genuinely so low on the tier list that you frequently consider putting the game down entirely";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240749097 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:56:55")

">>240749019
Who's your main?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240749167 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:57:52")

">>240749019
Hit the lab and prove people wrong."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240749178 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:58:01")

">>240749019
>tfw trying to play sheik and up air isnt killing at 160%"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240749232 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:58:41")

">>240749097
Corrin"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240749261 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)10:59:14")

"I know there won't be a solid answer but what's /ssbg/ "generally accepted" legal stage list like? I'm thinking of making a Legal Stages+ ruleset.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240749347 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:00:18")

">>240749097
Incineroar. Nearly hit elite but there's an army of anime swordsman and the infrequent pichu."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240749374 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:00:41")

">>240749232
They feel so much worse than the other swordfighters in every way. Slow, sluggish frame data, worthless aerial mobility, shitty disjoints, its awful."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240749424 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:01:07")

">>240749261
just copy the genesis ruleset"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240749557 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:03:13")

">>240749261
FD, BF, YS, YI, Unova, Kalos, PS2, SV, T&C, Castle Seige.
You could also add Lylat and Wario Ware, but most people hate those."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240749564 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:03:20" && image=="72EF7FE6-E1E0-4E2D-98A4-CEC4F9CC470B.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240749726 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:05:48")

">>240749424
>bans stages for Genesis 6 because muh platform representation
>uses this reason to ban WarioWare
Shit list and philosophy but it's a good start, thanks."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240749770 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:06:32")

">>240749232
Serves you right for beign a faggot"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240749856 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:07:57")

">>240749232
Corrin isn't even that bad. I thought you were going to say Kirby or Little mac."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750000 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:10:07")

">>240749856
I play Ice Climbers and thought he'd say"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750090 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:11:34")

">win up to 2.8-2.9 mil gsp
>play against fair emblem characters
>go on full retard tilt
>2 mil
>repeat
what the fuck am i supposed to do against this shit?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750272 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:14:10")

">>240749347
lariet is pretty good for dealing with improperly spaced aeriels from the anime swordsmen"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750316 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:14:50")

">>240750090
dont tilt"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750326 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:15:05")

">>240750090
I'm in the same situation, let me know if you figure it out."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750552 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:18:05")

"4 player arena incoming
ID 3YQ9F
usual password, usual rules
random stages
please be nice, I'm bad"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750618 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:18:58")

"Lads, Armada is finally bootcamping. The EU is going to fucking destroy america in Genesis.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750727 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:21:03")

">>240750272
Depends on the swordsman. I get the feeling elite will be strictly swordsman anyway. Incineroar can't handle the zoners either. I hate that they make these unique characters but they're fucking gimped due to the antiquated designs of others."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750749 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:21:24")

">>240750618
do you actually believe this or you trying to start a flame war?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750763 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:21:33")

"How the fuck am I supposed to hit Little Mac if he fucking super armors through everything?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750820 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:22:12")

">>240750618
link? is he playing right now?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750859 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:22:49")

">>240750090
obviously that depends on who you main"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750893 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:23:19")

">>240749019
>>240749232
try loving kirby and tell me about pain you sword swinging scalie footfag"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750908 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:23:30")

">>240750552
>usual password
7243?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750918 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:23:45")

"Those random fucking smash's from ganon covering half the fucking stage is dumb shit";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750929 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:23:50")

">>240750763
hit him when hes not armoring, or grab him"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240750934 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:23:51")

">>240750859
zelda"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751094 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:26:17")

">>240750820
https://www.twitch.tv/armadaugs

>>240750749
You're delusional if you don't think a serious Armada will show up in a big way.

Also Glutonny was wiping the floor with MkLeo a couple of days ago."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751248 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:28:19")

">>240751094
i honestly doubt he'll even make it out of pools in an event as stacked as genesis"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751272 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:28:40")

">>240750618
He's been doing that for a while now. He's actually serious about competing in Ultimate."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751278 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:28:44")

">land on an enemy with Pit's down air
>they recover and grab me before I can land
what the fuck. How have they made such a worthless character? The same thing happens with aerial side b, if you hit someone with it they can aerial you before you have control back."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751375 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:29:56")

">>240751094
>You're delusional if you don't think a serious Armada will show up in a big way.
I really want this to be the case but the dude's only experience outside of melee is casuals and netplay"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751417 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:30:26")

">>240751248
So far he has just been playing his subs.

Right now he's bootcamping, and continuing to do that until Genesis. He will come good, he's too intelligent not to."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751447 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:30:52")

">Pit has no kills
>Dark Pit has shit arrows
Cool that they're both unplayable now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751463 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:31:02")

">>240750552
Oh
I forgot to disable some stages"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751524 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:31:43")

">>240751417
you underestimate the value of matchup experience"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751527 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:31:43")

">>240751447
But they're literally the same just like the Belmonts"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751546 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:31:55" && image=="CFC75689-48C2-40B7-AC6E-CE802F678372.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751757 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:34:51")

">>240751546
>FeRobin is voiced by Sawashiro in the Japanese version
c-cute"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751784 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:35:11")

">>240751527
You only have to press B to know that's not true. Dark Pit's arrows can't be steered as well but they hit harder, which is not at all worthwhile. Dark Pit has the better side B in that you can expect to ever do anything with it, since it launches diagonally, but then you have to play with the garbage arrows."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751854 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:36:00")

">>240751524
That's why he's playing offline against a good player now."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751926 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:37:21")

">>240751447
Dark Pit arrows have enough hitstun and low endlag to allow you to extend combos. They are not as good for edgeguarding but you can do pretty cool stuff with them."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751945 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:37:38")

">>240750552
>>240751463
alright stages are set, remade the arena
3 stock 7 minutes, random stages, 4 slots
ID 0H6KY
Password 7243"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240751950 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:37:39")

">>240751757
K-kawaii"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240752113 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:39:36")

"Armada's edgeguarding game with Inkling is legit as good as it gets; makes it look easy. Just needs to improve his on-stage game more.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240752219 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:40:43")

">>240752113
Does inkling have the best recovery in the game? She goes so far with her up special."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240752291 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:41:50")

">>240752219
Yeah pretty much. It also has hitboxes, including a landing shockwave."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240752308 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:42:01")

">>240751854
>Fuzzyness
>good
Look I like Armada too but Fuzzy isn't good experience. He's a fucking speedrunner, not an actual high-level competitive player."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240752331 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:42:23")

">>240752219
Yes the best character in the game. Big big big nerfs are coming."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240752468 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:44:25")

">>240752308
Fuzzy is good though. He doesn't compete in Smash anymore but he was a top player when he still competed."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240752603 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:46:14" && image=="1394912351453.jpg")

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMqAlEAl4eo

But why."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240752718 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:48:02" && image=="1545016355632.jpg")

">>240752603
>this mod's initials will be PU
how fitting"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240752742 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:48:22")

">>240752603
I love Melee and PM, but this is unneeded, and I don't understand why anyone put time into something like this especially with how trigger happy Nintendo is these days.
But I hope we can get custom music and custom stages out of this."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240752762 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:48:33")

">>240752603
It's not enough meleefags can't just play their decade old game, they need to ensure all the others play like it as well."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240752791 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:48:53" && image=="1527393578368.png")

">>240752603
>trying to turn other games into melee
But hwy"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240752794 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:48:59")

"Armada's pretty good at parrying.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240752798 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:49:01" && image=="1507813623039.png")

">>240751278
>hit opponent
>get punished"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240752819 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:49:22" && image=="1537576177697.jpg")

">>240725537
based and beanpilled

mario rpgs need some rep and geno's design sucks dick"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240753046 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:52:33")

">>240752603
>"""fixed""" hitstun
>getting hit once is now instant death"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240753293 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:55:49" && image=="aj big brain.png")

"Big brain idea:
I'm gonna pick up Sheik and grind my ass off with her.
>but she's bad and can't kill
Yes, exactly. See, if I'm good with her while she's bad, imagine how powerful I'd become once she gets buffed."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240753308 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:56:01" && image=="1470897629628.png")

">>240752603
>They could release Melee HD and modders will still try and make that game feel like Melee"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240753567 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)11:59:27" && image=="45FC6A45-FDBE-4DB2-B7CD-7E62892637C4.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240753661 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:00:26")

"What exactly should I be aiming to exploit when going against a good Incineroar with ZSS?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240753795 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:02:03")

">>240753661
Get that fat cat off stage, bitch his ass further off stage, and tether back as he plunges into the pit of low tier."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240753806 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:02:11")

"Armada just said he could be #1 if he plays Ultimate long-term.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240753808 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:02:12")

">>240752603
i want this only for characters alts and more stages, something nintendo is too retarded to do"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240753819 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:02:23")

">>240753661
The fact that both his movement and offstage game are ass."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240753867 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:03:08")

">>240753661
Back dashing his grab usually works for me. I keep my distance and punish him for it."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240753928 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:03:45")

">>240753806
yes but when is he dropping inkling"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240753962 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:04:25")

">>240753806
Hearty chuckle."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240753993 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:04:52")

">>240753928
Once they get nerfed into a potato and all his work goes down the drain."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240754129 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:06:43")

">>240753993
>work
>inkling
Pick one"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240754130 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:06:43")

">>240753993
This is unironically why Mew2King is trying to main underpowered characters. He said it's cause his main got gimped in Smash 4 and wants to be ready this time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240754240 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:08:03")

">ROB
>Olimar
>Mega Man
>Lucario

these guys are all really strong now, and I never see them

Why"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240754247 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:08:08")

"Any east coast lobbies?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240754284 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:08:35")

">>240754129
I pick not being a salty retard who thinks the characters that beat him are OP and require no skill."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240754404 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:10:14" && image=="DbqAy-3UQAAqwEU.jpg")

">back slash to my death again instead of air slashing
These matches are a good learning experience though, I'm trying to get used to using my right stick for tilts instead of smashes, it's weird."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240754409 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:10:18")

">>240754130
>Mew2 "Cloud is why I love this game" King
He asks for his own suffering."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240754438 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:10:41")

"Found the inkling main...";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240754515 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:11:43" && image=="Dededead.webm")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240754530 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:11:56")

">>240754240
ROB is a tournament darling at least."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240754616 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:13:13")

">use ivysaurs tether slightly above the ledge
>sometimes pulling in immediately will just set me on the stage instead of grabbing the ledge
How do I reproduce this consistently? Is this already figured out with other tethers?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240754716 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:14:42")

">>240754240
Kind of unorthodox to play as, you have to dedicate some time to really make them shine. Compare that to picking up unga bunga I hit like a tank Ike."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240754795 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:15:44")

">>240754616
tethers are buggy as shit, youll never get it consistently
and ivysaur and lucas are the only ones with the snap tolerance for it to even hit from that position"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240754854 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:16:35" && image=="1547169379938.jpg")

">>240754404
>he did it again"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240754992 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:18:15" && image=="571eb89efbfb470337cf5ceb_5734bbe53e6314a04f126d07_320.jpg")

"Anyone got some good greninja matches or other useful stuff I can watch?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755035 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:18:54" && image=="1456681639359.jpg")

">armada having trouble with fuzzyness's dr mario";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755039 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:19:01")

">>240754616
you mean like this?
https://twitter.com/Zwirrklop33/status/1074366101935546368"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755131 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:20:33" && image=="guess_ill_die.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755175 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:21:11")

"How do I get better for locals if online is just lagging matches with clouds/samus/ness spamming projectiles?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755190 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:21:22")

">>240751094
leo is known for being inconsistent against playstyle like gluttonys, you wouldnt happen to have a link to the vod would you?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755273 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:22:46")

">>240755175
Go to locals. Otherwise play with people in arenas who have good connections."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755295 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:23:02")

">>240755175
arena or actuallty just go to locals"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755327 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:23:24")

">>240754404
It's all good dood my c falcon is jank too keep throwing out fairs instead of nairs. Might as well practice in fun lobbies where you don't lose gsp."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755332 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:23:30")

">>240755035
he seems to have him figured out
granted fuzzy whiffed the up b but he had the stock advantage anyways"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755346 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:23:39" && image=="ssbg_2015_team.webm")

"If you wanna watch /ssbg/'s virtual soccer team in an meaningless fun invitational, come watch. https://pastebin.com/79zf9TTd";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755349 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:23:43")

">>240754795
I'll find out how.

>>240755039
No, it snap me to the stage instead of the ledge."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755394 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:24:16")

">hit quickplay
>its yet another projectile shitter on FD"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755432 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:24:47")

">>240755175
Arenaaaasss. Me pro now"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755463 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:25:18")

">>240755327
Your Falcon is pretty good to me honestly, I don't see many who do half as well in QP.
Back when I played him in Brawl I also did way too many fairs"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755518 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:25:57")

">>240755346
I still don't get this 4cc shit but that final destination and no items made me laugh"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755549 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:26:17")

">be me
>enjoy playing mega man, sonic, little mac, and inkling

Should I just end it? Is there any hope?

(okay I know Inkling is actually good but I cannot figure him out for whatever reason)"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755598 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:27:03")

">>240755190
MK Leo stream: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/361915401
Glutonny stream is better quality: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/361896551"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755736 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:28:45")

">>240754240
All of those characters need a certain mental temperament to do well.

I only play Lucario and the general temperment I see common among other Lucario players is being patient and mildly observant. The reward for being patient and observant is having a character that can always bring a match back no matter how bad it gets while also being blessed with really good movement options.

That being said, a lot of players do not have the temperament to play him because you can't just use F-Smash/Aura Sphere to win like how you can kinda just throw out F-Tilts and Down Smash with Pichu."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755807 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:29:40" && image=="tether.webm")

">>240755349
i had this happen to me the other week but i havent tried reproducing it, i noticed i'm slightly below the stage when tethering, maybe there's something to that?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755931 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:31:26")

">>240726708
>captain falcon so low
What happened to him? Is he really that bad?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240755971 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:31:53")

">>240720848
>finally cleared all the spaces in World of Light
>time to fight the final boss
This was shorter than I thought it would be, but still kinda fun. Weird that only like half of the fighters appear in this mode."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240756034 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:32:53")

">>240755598
>leos sub notifications are kpop songs
holy based"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240756112 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:33:49")

"Counters are the least fun thing in this game.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240756130 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:33:59")

">>240755931
nah
people rating him low probably dont know about the nair 1 business and think he lost all of his starters"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240756162 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:34:26" && image=="1519023296192.png")

">>240715729
>Honestly, with the changes to neutral B and side B along with directional airdodges, Little Mac's recovery is unfairly good for how bullshit he is on stages like FD. As long as he gets hit high his recovery is pretty free.
>the changes to neutral B
wdhmbt"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240756183 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:34:44")

">>240755971
all of the fighters appear in that mode"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240756201 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:34:53" && image=="1546014897633.gif")

">>240755971
Hahaha"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240756283 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:35:58")

">>240755971
Yeah, it feels unfinished. Maybe there's DLC planned for the rest of the cast."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240756523 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:38:56")

"This arena music is whack >_>";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240756682 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:40:48")

"I feel like the game is dying. Not as many people playing anymore, we've found out most tech, nothing really coming up, no patches, etc. Besides piranha and joker Nintendo is way too quiet, this isn't good.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240756721 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:41:15")

">>240756682
Nigga fuck off with this shit lol"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240756743 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:41:30")

"Calm down melee cuck";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240756890 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:43:04")

">>240756183
>>240756201
>>240756283
Oh shit there's more"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240756917 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:43:25")

">inputs eaten all the fucking time
>directional inputs are fucked without an octogate
>can't use a GCC without an adapter that only plugs in with USB A, requiring to use the dock
>TV mode introduces a fuckton of input lag
So when is this shit input nonsense going to get fixed? Never as usual?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240756941 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:43:40")

">>240756034
He's a massive koreaphile if you ever watch his streams."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240757021 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:44:37")

">>240756682
Sad to see this game die in only 1 month. Guess we all need to go back to Melee now."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240757087 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:45:23")

"I'm going to a friends only tourney and need advice. Should I go for K Rool or Samus? I've been pretty good at dunking with Rool but Samus seems to be a solid overall choice.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240757125 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:45:47")

"why is so fucking difficult to drop through platforms in this game";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240757213 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:46:45")

"Getting tbagged pisses me off 20x more than taunts.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240757245 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:47:12")

"Which character do you play?
Are you happy with how they are in Smash Ultimate or does something about them frustrate you?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240757304 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:47:57")

">>240757125
Most attacks prevent you from passing through."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240757537 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:50:26" && image=="aad.png")

">>240757245
Ness. He's the best he's ever been so I'm happy as fuck."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240757592 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:51:03")

">>240757245
Pkmn Trainer
Ivysaurs tether is incredibly inconsistent when recovering low and close to the ledge
Charizard is absolute shit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240757627 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:51:23")

">>240757245
Ness still sucks. Into the trash he goes."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240757773 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:53:03")

">>240757245
Ness is about average, I'll take it I guess"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240757806 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:53:33")

">>240757627
I still suck so I don’t want to play the game*
Sorry, typo!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240757840 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:54:01")

">>240757245
Sheik.
lmao."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758004 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:55:58")

">>240757245
Isabelle
i want a better neutral than "slingshot lmao""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758010 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:56:03")

">>240757245
I'm pretty happy with Monado Boy though I never played Sm4sh to know how he handled there. No complaints since it's my own misinputs that get me killed, though at least I'm past the point where I kill myself with Jump."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758034 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:56:21" && image=="nessrate Screenshot 2019-01-12 18-55-48.png")

">>240757806
Okay, you got me there"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758051 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:56:33")

">>240757245
YLink
Actually being able to kill now is nice. Or at least being able to kill in comparison to Melee YLink."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758060 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:56:38")

">>240757245
Wolf
It frustrates me that he has good kill potential, but not good kill setups.
Also cant ledge guard well with him because lmao recovery"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758213 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:58:33")

"Why the fuck does Cloud have like no ending lag on anything he does? He just UAir's/FAir's for days with zero landing lag with that huge ass sword and people complain about the FE swordies who don't have half the range he does.

Does anyone have any idea how to get into attack range on this fucker with characters like Jigglypuff? It's like nothing it has can outrange or cut into him on the ground or in the air."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758278 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)12:59:13")

"Curious /ssbg/, do you personally know any women who play smash? How good are they?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758386 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:00:29")

"Die to falling time three time. Time to kms";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758419 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:00:48")

">>240758278
i don't personally know any women"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758424 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:00:53")

">>240758278
like women that play at all or women that take it semi-seriously?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758448 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:01:11")

">>240757245
Ness/Lucas and Bowser. Happy with Bowser, ness and lucas are very average"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758528 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:01:59")

">interrupted out of sideb recovery as Mac
>can't fucking use it again
Who the FUCK thought this was a good idea?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758540 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:02:07")

">>240721225
it's not a gimmick though"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758554 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:02:17")

">>240758278
I think I'm alright. ;D"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758641 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:03:16")

">>240758278
No.

>>240758554
You're not a woman"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758747 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:04:31")

">>240758528
Mac was just too powerful anon."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758765 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:04:46")

"Who should I play between Duck Hunt, Villager, and Ridley?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758818 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:05:18")

">>240758278
yes and they're alright. Can have decent games with them."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758830 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:05:30")

">>240758424
Either one, mainly curious about any who take it seriously."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758871 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:06:04" && image=="tenor.gif")

">>240725537
>>240731424
>>240752819
Mfw gayboys ask for le emotionless Pinocchio robot"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758942 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:06:48")

"Oh wow, that was nasty lol.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240758985 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:07:16")

">>240758747
>was just too powerful
His aerial game is designed to be non-existent outside of gimmicky footstool/suicide gimps that anyone else can do
His "super armor" has got to be the weakest super armor in the game
and NOW he can't recover if he takes any hits offstage while in his haymaker animation?
What the fuck does he have going for him now?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759000 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:07:22")

">>240758554
trannies aren't women anon"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759034 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:07:48")

">almost never get any runbacks, especially if I win
>one in four people tea bag after every stock
>if I two stock people without taking much damage they usually just kill themselves
What the fuck is wrong with the people playing this game?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759040 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:07:55")

">>240758765
Play Ridley"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759091 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:08:26")

">>240758278
Yeah I know two. One of them is pretty average, she plays more casually. The other one is pretty good though and can regularly get wins, our friend group plays smash a lot, not super competitively, but not casually either, and she is better than a few of the guys."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759107 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:08:39")

">>240757627
>>240757773
>>240758448
Ness is literally top 3 if we're looking at results alone. y'all tripping."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759114 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:08:42")

">>240758528
>side b
>3 seconds later
>up b
>only goes up to the same height as the side b
>die
Such is the life of Mac. Really feels like the buff was more out of necessity than actually trying to buff Mac, and even then it doesn't help much."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759158 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:09:24")

">>240759034
Lag and input delay/loss isn't fun. What do you think?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759160 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:09:26")

">>240758830
i know one who takes it seriously and does ok at locals. all my female friends play smash casually like to hang out and shit but they just like pick kirby or zelda and dont really know what theyre doing"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759198 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:09:52")

">>240759040
Why? He's the most boring out of them, but also by far the strongest and easiest"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759207 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:09:57")

"How does Ultimate compare to 4?

Better or worse?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759234 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:10:13" && image=="6429600333fdc5e1f748b5af00d4adab.jpg")

">>240757245
Palutena
Everything about her feels perfect for my particular playstyle, but I'm also scared because there's no way she's NOT getting nerfed (almost everyone considers her a top tier)."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759235 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:10:14")

">>240759034
Teabaggers come from the Zer0 nuthuggers who want to pretend they're as good as him."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759250 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:10:24" && image=="6e395e9b8e7cccff79cff87fb3eb0ed3.png")

">communication error
O-Okay. That was a good match, though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759252 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:10:28")

">>240759207
Can't get worse than shit, it's only better because it's not 4."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759327 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:11:16")

">>240759250
You too? Thought it was just my shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759340 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:11:24")

">>240759158
A lot of times this happens on decent connections. I have a wired internet connection, and as far as I know this game doesn't have one sided rollback"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759397 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:12:08")

">>240759207
Better than Melee."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759501 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:13:16")

">>240759207
Much better so far. That might change once the balance patched roll around.
>>240759235
Is Zero the person who popularized it? I did it a lot right when the game came out and nobody else did it until 1 or 2 weeks after release."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759503 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:13:17")

"The single player content fucking sucks and if you defend the Omission of Trophies, Home Run Smash and Target Smash as "but who really cared about those modes tho" Fuck you, you can burn in hell";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759519 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:13:27")

">>240759327
Yeah, I think the arena went down. Was a ton of fun at least."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759536 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:13:48")

">>240755598
you said wiping the floor but they seem pretty even to me so far, still i can see gluttony going far at genesis. his seeding should probably be pretty high"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759549 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:13:56")

">>240759207
Better.
IMO 4 is down there with Brawl on the least good games on the series."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759626 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:14:43")

">>240758278
Only one I know of was the black chick who had a gofundme to get herself a bed, went to Tailand with the extra cash, got stranded there and made another gofundme and then stayed for an extended time, I haven't heard of her since."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759641 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:14:51")

"MVD streaming

https://www.twitch.tv/mvd_731"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759652 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:15:00")

">>240759250
Good games man. Once you got defensive I was getting blasted."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759661 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:15:06")

"Why does every link play the exact same way?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759664 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:15:05")

">>240759501
No, Teabagging is popular because Sakurai didnt want Taunts online, so they were removed.
Cant remove crouching though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759729 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:15:48")

">>240759207
Almost everyone agrees it's better than 4. Whether it lives up to melee is another story."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759750 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:15:59")

">>240759628
F"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759770 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:16:20")

">>240759501
Yes, he 100% popularized it cause of this video. Ever since this came out a week after, more and more people started doing it and copycatting each other.
https://twitter.com/zerowondering/status/1078767508067364864"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759848 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:17:17")

">>240759729
>Whether it lives up to melee
It is an objectively better game than Melee, what the hell do you mean?
This goddamn obsession with a decades old game needs to fucking end, not every game needs to be broken to shit to be competitively viable"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759865 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:17:27")

">>240759503
I agree. If you want to play WOL you should definitely look up a speedrun and follow their route so you get to the ending as fast as possible, because the ending is actually good."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759902 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:17:51")

">>240759628
Sorry about that, I had a feeling you weren't really having fun anymore after you walked off. I hope you manage to fix the issues sometime, you were honestly really hard to fight.

>>240759652
Naw, I really just abused how good Smash Art was and started learning when those dash attacks were coming. If you ever started mixing up grabs into those, I would have gotten dunked on. Let's do it again sometime."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759965 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:18:39")

"Who the fuck decided that Snake should have half the tools that he does?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240759978 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:18:48")

">>240759770
>ZeRo Popularized the concept of Teabagging
No, you dumb fucking newfag. Teabagging has been a thing since fucking Halo 1"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760010 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:19:10")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760047 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:19:25")

">>240759978
I'm not saying he created it, dumbass, I'm saying he started the trend on Ultimate quickplay."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760124 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:20:22")

">>240759770
It's impressive that I can hate Zero even more and more by the day."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760174 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:20:59")

">>240760047
No, he didnt start the goddamn trend.
What the fuck do you think people are gonna do without Taunts? Theyre gonna do the silly fucking crouch shit because there's no other option, stop crediting ZeRo with basic fucking human reactions"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760190 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:21:09")

"How the hell does GSP/elite smash work? Every match I win, I go up like 5000 GSP, but if I lose I drop 50,000 GSP.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760284 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:22:11")

">>240760190
win rate"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760429 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:24:05")

">>240760190
Everyone in this game has an invisible MMR. Your GSP is the amount of players your MMR is greater than.
Elite Smash has been calculated to be the top 3-3.5% of the playerbase (which is shocking considering how easy it is to get into Elite Smash, I guess 97% of Smash players are terrible)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760501 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:24:51")

">>240721697
Is this a staged recreation of Moment 37?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760581 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:25:49")

">>240759902
I would love to fix the issues myself but I'm not Sakurai or Nintendo. I can admit when I'm at fault like having a bad connection or just playing poorly but there are things fundamentally wrong with inputs being eaten this badly and it's somehow only been an issue for me online. Ethernet cable or not, shits fucked."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760594 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:25:58")

">>240760174
>What the fuck do you think people are gonna do without Taunts?
I don't know, maybe just literally nothing like the vast majority of matches on previous online smash games? The ratio of teabaggers is by far higher than people who actually bothered to taunt in smash 4. Most people either didn't give a shit or just taunted at the very start as some sort of respect taunt, but it was not even close to the amount of people who teabag every 10 seconds in ultimate. For people who didn't taunt, taunts being removed from online is literally completely irrelevant, so the wave of new teabaggers has to come from somewhere else."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760654 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:26:35" && image=="1547172458825.gif")

">>240760429
>considering how easy it is to get into Elite Smash
Yeah, but then staying in there is another story.
Or it's just me being dogshit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760662 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:26:40")

">>240760581
Also if this doesn't get fixed then QP is going to die as hard as Smash 4's For Glory died, if not quicker. Screenshot this."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760670 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:26:44")

">>240758278
Every woman I know just can't get their head around the movement or just using attacks other than smash attacks or projectiles. My wife especially is horrible at this game. She tries to play with/against me though and she mainly plays Palutena."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760673 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:26:45")

">>240760429
>>240760284
So is my win rate supposed to be high or something? Winning adds nothing and losing really changes it? Because I'm in limbo constantly getting into and kicked out of elite smash with one specific character (main), so that doesn't make any sense"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760675 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:26:49")

">>240760010
Well fuck you

Snake needs a nerf so fucking badly."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760768 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:27:49")

">>240760429
>97% of Smash players are terrible
Sure, convince yourself thats true instead of acknowledging that the GSP system is garbage and you can bring a character into elite after just 2-3 straight wins with a character you have no prior history with.
Because instead of having normal shit like Seasons and ELO or even fucking For Glory with Battlefield options, Sakurai is a fucking massive contrarian at the expense of everyone who wants to have fun with his stupid fucking game"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760805 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:28:15")

"How is Robin in this game?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240760839 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:28:43")

">>240760768
>you can bring a character into elite after just 2-3 straight wins with a character you have no prior history with.
This isn't true. Every time I try a new character I've won 4-6 matches a row. I've never gotten elite."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761049 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:31:14")

">>240760839
True for me, Got Yoshi into Elite after 3 wins ( 2.9 at the time) I dont even like Yoshi.
Quickplay is a horrible way to learn a Main, because the more you play, the lower your score, and the lower your score, the higher the chances of getting some bullshit like 2 stock Hanenbow which has happened Multiple fucking times"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761086 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:31:33" && image=="[007254].gif")

">How to play Ultimate with /vg/
>Create a custom arena with rules set as 3 stock, 7 minutes, no items/spirits
Wow, what if I want to play with items on? Fucking cesspool circlejerk.
Reply with as much vitriol as you see fit; I won't read it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761114 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:31:59")

">>240760429
Does the MMR use all your characters, or just the one?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761156 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:32:21")

">>240758213
>jiggypuff
Dont play them"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761230 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:33:13")

">>240761086
You're free to do that. Just announce that it\'s with items when announcing the arena code and all that jazz."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761292 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:33:57" && image=="1517641827873.png")

">>240761086
That's just the default rules so people know what to expect, though. If you wanna turn on items, spirits, or weird maps, it's fine as long as you say so in your post."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761297 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:34:05")

">>240760768
I'm having fun with online. The only issue I have with it is that 3 stock 3 minutes is allowed."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761360 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:34:47")

">>240758278
My girlfriend likes the game, but she's pretty bad at it. Struggles against level 9 CPUs."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761384 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:35:00")

">>240760768
Wait, Online doesnt have seasons, but it has a hidden Elo?
Why, its just gonna get inflated to hell and back"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761435 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:35:36" && image=="1547266363066.png")

">>240761086
There's plenty of lobbies like you ask for posted either here or on the /v/eekend threads. You can also make your own lobby, post it, and tell what are the rules. That's just the standard used here."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761475 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:36:03")

"https://twitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/1084141744009076736
he's in"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761484 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:36:07")

">>240761086
You gonna host an arena? Let us know, sounds fun, I'll play it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761541 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:36:45")

">>240757245
>shulk
>incineroar (love characters with wrestling themed moves)
>luigi
>ganon
Yes, I'm happy with all of them. I originally played Luigi in Melee because his wavedash made it look like he's on a slip'n slide but his THICC damage more than makes up for it.
They made Shulk and Ganon a lot more buff in Ultimate, and even though he's kind of ass, Incineroar is a lot of fun."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761647 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:37:59")

"Would anyone be interested in a Spirits-On Arena?
Its unbalanced to fuck but it could be neat"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761664 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:38:09")

">>240760805
Very good. Her kill potential at 70 and up is insane"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761681 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:38:18")

">ultimate nerfed the hell out of kirby
remind my why I play this game again

also, anyone have any ideas for characters anywhere near as fun?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761849 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:39:52")

">>240757245
I play Ryu.
It's my first smash game so I'm pretty happy with how he is in Ultimate.
I like all the variety of his moves."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761902 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:40:28" && image=="DrpoAIBUcAE4pb5.jpg")

">>240757245
I play Ridley. He has a lot of fun moves, but literally everything about him is bad, so I'm thinking about switching to Pichu."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761917 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:40:37")

">>240761681
pokemon trainer is pretty fun
t. kirby main"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761941 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:40:51" && image=="1353541065059.png")

"Smash Ultimate roster is a painful thing to look at
>loads of fire emblem characters
>loads of pokemon

I don't really understand why it's so stacked with characters from both franchises. Fire Emblem is a pretty niche series, and the characters are all a bit generic anime. I can kind of understand Pokemon, because it's such a huge entity, but do we really need that many characters? Is there some large but silent demographic that wouldn't buy the game if it didn't have Incineroar or Greninja? Shit is bizarre to me.

I'd love if Nintendo just did a bunch of weird picks from obscure franchises, or even just deeper cuts from the big ones.
>Count Bleck
>Sami/Max/Whoever from Advance Wars
>Captain Rainbow
>Chibi-Robo
>Kyle Hyde
>Fawful
>Bowletta
>Funky Kong
>Nintendo Labo Robot
>Waluigi
>Rhythm Heaven
>Warioware (Mona/Jimmy/Orbulon/etc)
>Medusa
>Hades
>Excitebike dude
>Drilldozer
>Kensuke Kimachi
Zelda alone could support its own spin-off Smash if it had to:
>Skull Kid
>Fierce Deity Link
>Ghirahim
>Demise
>Linebeck
>Tetra
>Groose
>Impa
>Vaati
>Veran
>Midna
>Zant"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240761946 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:40:54")

">>240761086
would love to play with items and stage hazards, just say when and host senpai"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762057 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:42:24")

">>240761681
Jigglypuff is basically a fun Kirby."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762089 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:42:48")

">>240755549
>him"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762165 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:43:32")

"Why does Leffen have 4k+ views and Armada only 800? Didn't Armada always wipe the floor with him in Melee? Leffen wasn't a top Smash 4 player either.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762212 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:44:08")

">>240761475
wasnt there something about a beta for the game as well?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762276 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:44:57")

">>240762165
Better question:
Why does lardass Zero have like 20k subs?
It's like the shittier the personality of the player, the more viewers they get."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762309 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:45:13")

"Why are Ridley players so whiney? Their character isn't that bad.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762313 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:45:15")

"OSWXX
7243
East Coast
Testing out some closer connections, usual rules"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762360 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:45:53")

">>240762165
leffen has a better "stream personality" i guess
armada is like a grinding robot and is probably better than leffen though"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762472 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:47:00")

">>240762313
Fucks sake
0SWXX
Put a fucking line on the zero, game"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762486 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:47:10")

"Anons I come to you with great strife.
How in the absolute fuck do you fight snake? I was playing donkey kong in elite smash and it went a little something like this.

>slap him with any attack, grenade explodes, throwing both of us away
>cannot approach him from above because yet again, grenades and mortars, that up-tilt is killer too.
>trying to approach with added super armor on start up of spinning kong never worked.
>would NEVER EVER approach at all.

what on earth would I actually do to win this match up? It drove me crazy. I'm assuming that snake is just too good again DK due to DK being slow and really easy to hit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762619 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:48:31")

">>240761475
If you're going to post a tweet on 4chan then I advice just posting a screenshot instead. Having to go incognito because muh rate limiting is annoying as shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762620 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:48:30")

">>240761917
Was thinking it, but that's three characters to play
I want a character that's fun and can consistently win so I can learn them better"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762649 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:48:50")

">>240722728
It's hard to have options against something that doesn't exist."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762657 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:48:53")

">>240762313
Well ok then, that was a bust"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762701 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:49:18")

">>240762486
really the only answer is to not play dk against snake
try someone with longer reach and projectiles and edgeguard snake better"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762848 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:51:04")

">>240761941
fire emblem unfortunately hit a peak in popularity between brawl and 4, only finally tapering off between 4 and U (and at that point shit like muh chrom was already set in motion)
pokemon just has 8 million of the fuckers and is the most popular thing since potable water, so nintendo/masuda like to shove one in whenever they can"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762852 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:51:11" && image=="1544403227617.jpg")

">>240761681
>Kirby nerfed
>Bowser Jr nerfed
>G&W nerfed
>Little Mac nerfed
WHY, SAKURAI?
WHY MUST ALL OF MY LOW TIER FAVORITES BE MADE EVEN WORSE
WHY???"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762867 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:51:16")

">cat knocked over my modem and it disconnected
>was in qp
How much GSP do I lose and how long will I be banned for?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762931 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:51:57" && image=="1546670169708.jpg")

">>240721735
>discord invite link is invalid"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762969 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:52:17")

">>240762867
if its your first time, none
after that its either like 45 mins to an hour"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240762989 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:52:30")

">>240762867
You're not gonna get banned for one offense."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763014 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:52:44")

">>240762867
>having cats
there's your first mistake"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763082 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:53:29")

">>240757245
Ridley is my main. I'm happy with a lot of things he has but there's a lot that frustrates me.

>why does he not have any super armor on his up-B or side-B's?
>why can't I angle up-B like Fox's or Falco's?
>why is his dair so shitty? Why is it not the classic pogo tail attack? Or down-b in the air at least?
>why does his f-smash have no range?
>why is he so slow in the air?
>even though a lot of his attacks have good range, why is he outranged by swordies and other characters like DK?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763141 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:54:11")

">>240758278
A friend of mine got it on release but I've yet to play with her so no clue if she's any good."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763167 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:54:27")

">>240762931
Do you know of anyone that has super armor on their command grab?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763183 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:54:33" && image=="20180921_100110.jpg")

">>240762309
@ me next time. Also Ridley is hot garbage, just learn the matchup. He has no tools to deal with projectiles, no range to poke at swordies with, and is too big and slow for anyone that has fast strings. If you think his side B is good, then you just don't know that you can break out of it up till 100% and can DI it to 150%. If you think is recovery is good then keep in mind that it goes in 4 very fixed angles and gimp accordingly. If you really cant handle neutral airs and fireballs than youre probably just playing an equally trashy character."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763243 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:55:13")

">>240762165
Because Zero is the most successful player in a modern SSB and Melee is a what 17 year old game?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763289 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:55:46")

">>240762486
>I'm assuming that snake is just too good again DK due to DK being slow and really easy to hit
Yes, that's also part of the problem, just doesn't seem like a good match-up for DK. But most of the mistakes you describe work on every single character in the game if they don't know how to play against Snake to begin with. As some general guidelines, you can read https://twitter.com/VamosAhce/status/1074453418125680640
Obviously some things only work as mixups against really good Snake players, but I really doubt you are fighting those in online of all things."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763371 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:56:33")

">>240763082
>why doesn't he have the longest reach in the game
>why doesn't his recovery move or his command grab have super armor
Poor baby :("
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763390 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:56:43")

">>240758213
You have to make perfect calls and fades. You'll work 10x harder than Cloud has too."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763416 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:57:05")

">>240763243
Who is Zero and where is that person mentioned in the quoted post?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763561 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:58:46")

">>240763371
Both should have super armor really, cuz his recovery isn't the greatest as it is and his side-B is super unsafe and it's tough to get in on characters like Snake or Link."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763596 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:59:07")

">>240757245
Bayonetta
She...doesn't feel great."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763657 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:59:46")

">>240763183
You're right about projectiles but almost nobody has tools for out poking swordies"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763672 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)13:59:57" && image=="bc9.jpg")

">>240757245
Ryu

Uuggggghhhhhh..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763693 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)14:00:09")

">>240763243
He was talking about Leffen you fucking idiot."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763724 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)14:00:28" && image=="die.jpg")

"Villager is fucking stupid with the delay of online
You cant parry or shield the fucking pellets ever"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763771 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)14:00:58")

"Is cloud honest?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763857 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)14:01:56")

">>240763724
>online
First mistake"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763878 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)14:02:07")

">>240763771
if limit didn't exist, sure"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763903 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)14:02:25")

">>240762969
>>240762989
I’ve gotten one warning cause I rq once lol
>>240763014
I have two cats and two dogs. Wya"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763906 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)14:02:26")

">>240763724
Go to locals and play the game for real.

>>240763771
Theres no such thing as honesty. The only truths of fighting games are winning, losing, and having a good time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763954 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)14:02:53")

">>240763771
Cloud's so strong he annoys the shit out of me. What exactly is his weakness?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240763990 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)14:03:17" && image=="1546956274528.jpg")

">>240763561
>It's not the greatest recovery
It's still good, with a great disjoint.
>Side B is unsafe
Yes, and? A move like that should never be safe every situation.
>Tough to get in on zoners
No shit, it's not just your character that has that problem. That's their point."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240764184 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)14:05:26")

">>240763954
His recovery is just okay and his best kill move requires limit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240764221 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)14:06:01")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240765254 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)14:16:58" && image=="1547087251689.gif")

">>240757245
Pichu
I wish he was worse"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240765432 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)14:19:25")

">>240761941
>Is there some large but silent demographic that wouldn't buy the game if it didn't have Incineroar or Greninja?
Eh, probably smaller than the demographic that wouldn't have bought the game without Ridley, but certainly much bigger than the amount that hasn't bought it because of any of the characters you listed. FE is a weird case because half of their characters are clones of the same character and some of them are literal meme characters; it's hard to say how many of them would get to stay if this game didn't have the explicit goal of having every veteran playable. The popularity of the franchise is certainly massively overstated by some; at least among people that actually play console games. I think it's on the good track to become a mobage only franchise if (when) the next console entry flops."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==240768098 && dateTime=="01/12/19(Sat)14:47:37")

">>240762619
i don't know what you're talking about but should use 4chanx like any sane person
you'll get, among other things, embeds for stuff like youtube, twitch and also twitter"
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