import four.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/vip/';
}

public void menu();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Board {
  • public void /vip/ - Very Important Posts(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = '/vip/ - Very Important Posts';
    int postNumber = "2";
    String image = vip.jpg;
    String date = '10/04/16(Tue)10:33:44';
    String comment = 'Welcome to /vip/, a board for 4chan Pass users. Anyone can view, but only 4chan Pass users can post.

    /vip/ has no topic - talk about whatever you want!

    /vip/ is an experimental board, so expect frequent changes to rules and features in the coming days.
    Currently, all global rules are enforced.'
    ;

    }
  • public void /vip/ - Very Important Posts(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 83 posts and 31 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = '/vip/ - Very Important Posts';
    int postNumber = "117430";
    String image = 1475591624008.jpg;
    String date = '06/18/22(Sat)18:42:32';
    String comment = 'Welcome to /vip/, a board for 4chan Pass users. Anyone can view, but only 4chan Pass users can post.

    /vip/ has no topic - talk about whatever you want!

    /vip/ is an experimental board, so expect frequent changes to rules and features in the coming days.
    Currently, all global rules are enforced.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 143 posts and 46 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "89773";
    String image = birthday cake.png;
    String date = '03/03/19(Sun)08:29:41';
    String comment = 'It's my birthday today and I thought maybe we should have a thread for birthdays around the year since /vip/ is so slow. When it's your birthday just post in this thread and I will personally wish you well on your special day.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 10 posts and 4 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127597";
    String image = IMG_20240411_053959.jpg;
    String date = '04/18/24(Thu)12:50:12';
    String comment = 'Tom says hi';

    }
  • public void U. S. reestablishment of the Nazi regime(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 172 posts and 7 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'U. S. reestablishment of the Nazi regime';
    int postNumber = "107939";
    String image = america-nazi.jpg;
    String date = '06/13/21(Sun)11:19:26';
    String comment = 'It has become more and more obvious that the U. S. Government, or large parts of it, are attempting to reestablish the psychopathic Nazi regime.
    Thoughts?'
    ;

    }
  • public void American Cowardice(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 76 posts and 4 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'American Cowardice';
    int postNumber = "121848";
    String image = 468B3eh9.jpg;
    String date = '03/07/23(Tue)10:16:48';
    String comment = 'Why are Americans so cowardly?
    Their government abuses, torments, and tramples on the rights of the U.S. citizens, and there is little to no response.
    These aren't just your average cowards, no.
    This is some truly epic, historical levels of cowardice on exhibit here.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127626";
    String image = qwqwq.png;
    String date = '04/19/24(Fri)18:39:29';
    String comment = 'I've had my pass for a while now and I still haven't posted here in all this time nor do I know how to show my pass on my posts';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127618";
    String image = 1694982509349412.gif;
    String date = '04/19/24(Fri)17:43:58';
    String comment = 'Now that /biz/ requires Email Verification my 4Chan pass feel more valuable.';

    }
  • public void Fight Back!(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 91 posts and 4 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Fight Back!';
    int postNumber = "121700";
    String image = 468054322.jpg;
    String date = '02/23/23(Thu)19:29:18';
    String comment = 'Wake Up.
    Many of us exist like Indentured Servants in this country and they plan to keep taking away more. They need to face some consequences for having their boots on our heads.
    Remember that it is far easier to destroy something than it is to build, and it is far easier to make a mess than it is to clean a mess.
    These people do not deserve to have a future.
    I don't care if we have to destroy the whole fucking Planet.
    Fight Back!'
    ;

    }
  • public void Evil beyond imagining(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 115 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Evil beyond imagining';
    int postNumber = "117079";
    String image = T457x.jpg;
    String date = '05/31/22(Tue)04:08:19';
    String comment = 'The U.S. Government is one of the most evil entities ever to exist. They stage things like 9/11 and mass shootings to make it easier to take away our guns.
    Imagine what evils they will unleash once we are sufficiently disarmed.'
    ;

    }
  • public void Palestinian oppression(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 117 posts and 9 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Palestinian oppression';
    int postNumber = "114686";
    String image = GettyImages-84129888-e1544272400702.jpg;
    String date = '03/18/22(Fri)20:46:41';
    String comment = 'The abuse of the Palestinians by evil oppressors must end.
    How long will this continue?'
    ;

    }
  • public void Rrrolllll Your Panties, Too(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 132 posts and 55 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Rrrolllll Your Panties, Too';
    int postNumber = "68053";
    String image = vip.jpg;
    String date = '09/02/17(Sat)19:21:00';
    String comment = 'undefined';

    }
  • public void Wrong turn(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 114 posts and 10 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Wrong turn';
    int postNumber = "111497";
    String image = united-states-of-america-flag-1462905247PQi.jpg;
    String date = '11/11/21(Thu)12:27:23';
    String comment = '"Wrong Turn" the Country.';

    }
  • public void Jill Biden is a Skanky WHORE(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Jill Biden is a Skanky WHORE';
    int postNumber = "127592";
    String image = 6238l574696e4.jpg;
    String date = '04/17/24(Wed)20:09:59';
    String comment = 'Jill Biden is a Skanky, ugly-ass WHORE married to a traitor.';

    }
  • public void Hello!!(OP caffeine undefined) {

    // 18 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Hello!!';
    int postNumber = "126398";
    String image = IMG_4892.jpg;
    String date = '01/05/24(Fri)05:37:40';
    String comment = '<3';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 122 posts and 99 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "112874";
    String image = 1640506976147.gif;
    String date = '12/26/21(Sun)13:10:24';
    String comment = 'Penis lol';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 4 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126941";
    String image = 1620497269558.jpg;
    String date = '03/07/24(Thu)03:21:20';
    String comment = 'I miss the poop blog :(';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127568";
    String image = 1713035914982524.png;
    String date = '04/15/24(Mon)08:51:43';
    String comment = 'Can you post under Tor and VPNs with a pass? Asking for a friend.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 258 posts and 92 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "65854";
    String image = Spoiler Image;
    String date = '07/24/17(Mon)21:36:11';
    String comment = 'This is a slow board';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP undefined) {

    // 198 posts and 147 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "111111";
    String image = 1631069075132.gif;
    String date = '10/30/21(Sat)18:55:02';
    String comment = 'posting an abababababa on the very important board.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 19 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127124";
    String image = IMG_8822.jpg;
    String date = '03/18/24(Mon)19:25:26';
    String comment = 'name one movie';

    }
  • public void Email verification(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 10 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Email verification';
    int postNumber = "127539";
    String image = 1713041832162403.jpg;
    String date = '04/13/24(Sat)17:17:21';
    String comment = 'Put this on every board.

    The the modern non paying 4chan user is most likely a terrorist like the right wing extremists or scammers (including those shameless ad campaign ruining most boards).
    I repeat, put this on every board.'
    ;

    }
  • public void PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - /ptg/ VIP EDITION(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 193 posts and 127 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - /ptg/ VIP EDITION';
    int postNumber = "101105";
    String image = 1600032770280.jpg;
    String date = '09/29/20(Tue)21:42:33';
    String comment = 'PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
    https://www.whitehouse.gov/
    https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
    https://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/
    @realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
    https://www.armyfortrump.com/
    https://trumpvictory.com/
    >b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
    https://www.promiseskept.com/
    https://www.magapill.com/
    https://www.cbp.gov/border-security/along-us-borders/border-wall-system/

    ARCHIVED LINKS http://pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
    SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: https://publicpool.kinja.com/

    NEW APPEARANCES
    >TrumpAd: Joe Biden's Plan: Surrender 9/29/20
    https://youtu.be/-g_uxdquMLQ
    >Pres Trump 1st Presidential Debate w/Joe Biden 9/29/20
    https://www.c-span.org/video/?475793-1/
    https://youtu.be/wW1lY5jFNcQ (C-SPAN)
    https://youtu.be/TrRFe6kimHA (Campaign)
    https://youtu.be/ofkPfm3tFxo (FoxNews)
    >Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in Cleveland OH 9/29/20
    https://youtu.be/iduACDsGY-A
    https://youtu.be/oUsYKOs-u08
    >Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 9/29/20
    https://youtu.be/l7KwYM5Oj0g
    https://youtu.be/8SCP8h_7S0Y
    >Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart WH 9/29/20
    https://www.c-span.org/video/?476376-1/
    >VP Pence on FoxNews 9/29/20
    https://youtu.be/8cmGKAvhtsc
    >VP Pence/2ndLady Karen @Meadow Spring Farm MAGA Debate Watch Party in Lititz PA 9/29/20
    https://www.c-span.org/video/?476356-1/
    >WHCoS Meadows on Dobbs 9/29/20
    https://youtu.be/4jSeMP617YQ
    >PressSec Kayleigh on Dobbs 9/29/20
    https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6195776801001/
    >PressSec Kayleigh on FoxNews 9/29/20
    https://youtu.be/oBN-0HnuInY
    >PressSec Kayleigh on OAN 9/29/20
    https://youtu.be/RmuVigpms-o
    >Judge Amy Coney Barrett meets w/VP Pence &Senate Majority Ldr Turtleman 9/29/20
    https://www.c-span.org/video/?476354-1/
    https://youtu.be/5BovnRzTgb0
    >Judge Amy Coney Barrett meets w/Senators 9/29/20
    https://youtu.be/XG_KE9LaTxU
    >Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 9/29/20
    https://youtu.be/aUVZ9TNn-ug

    OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/nygxu29R
    prev >>279930020'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127595";
    String image = maxresdefault.jpg;
    String date = '04/18/24(Thu)08:34:50';
    String comment = 'here we go again. Lift the jug and fill my mouth with that thick sweet juice!';

    }
  • public void Im being brainwashed by energy weapons(OP Dontbeahostageplz undefined) {

    // 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Im being brainwashed by energy weapons';
    int postNumber = "127593";
    String image = IMG_2646.png;
    String date = '04/18/24(Thu)05:11:06';
    String comment = 'My name is Ricardo Delgado. This might be dangerous to say and to share with other people because I think they will keep hurting other people but idk what else to do. I have since December 23 and probably before been under extreme mental stress by satellites using energy weapons. It reminds me of schizophrenia and i ended up learning about Ian Fishback. I wonder if this is what happened to him. They constantly use radiation and radio frequencies to cause my body to have effects. Most likely electromagnetic radiation and microwave radiation.

    I think they wanted to use me for some study with an ex of mine named Yvette Ramirez for even longer like 2 years. We started to feel a connection that they tried to make us think was God. I have and this is gonna sound crazy but they can communicate through this technology like radio frequencies. Look up Neurolink speaking telepathically to devices. We were able to communicate without talking and it was really weird but we didnt know better. Again i know this sounds really crazy but doesnt Havana Syndrome and what happened to Ian Fishback really sound so insane but its true.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127591";
    String image = 1712728929679721.jpg;
    String date = '04/17/24(Wed)13:46:18';
    String comment = 'The average 4chan user has missed many if not all of their expected life milestones so they're suffering from peter pan syndrome, finasteride and minoxidil shilling is at an all time high on 4chan because those same guys don't wanna go bald at 30 having not even gotten married yet, how long before they start tricking misguided young men into taking women's birth control pills as some kind of life hack for smooth skin and anti-aging effects, maybe they'll skip all that and just get them to transition in slow motion lol';

    }
  • public void Age 52(OP Lambright undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Age 52';
    int postNumber = "127587";
    String image = 6660185714361306289.jpg;
    String date = '04/17/24(Wed)04:06:29';
    String comment = 'Friends this is your future President Lambright. I just want to share a photo of me at age 52. This is the benchmark for fitness.';

    }
  • public void this is a test thread(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 22 posts and 7 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'this is a test thread';
    int postNumber = "125258";
    String image = 1584331245061 tohru computer.png;
    String date = '10/14/23(Sat)10:30:35';
    String comment = 'please ignore';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 180 posts and 128 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "80309";
    String image = 1525137958517.jpg;
    String date = '05/06/18(Sun)23:11:32';
    String comment = 'Strelizia!';

    }
  • public void Joe Biden is a Pussy-Bitch(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 174 posts and 13 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Joe Biden is a Pussy-Bitch';
    int postNumber = "117378";
    String image = 37xfg.jpg;
    String date = '06/16/22(Thu)16:42:15';
    String comment = 'How many dislike having a little Pussy-Bitch as a President?

    To me it is a big embarrassment.'
    ;

    }
  • public void Satanists(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 112 posts and 9 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Satanists';
    int postNumber = "111637";
    String image = f5103c5e3c4f8fcd83f5e78e645217e0bf50c5d8c44b6a679e6fd11f3f61de22.jpg;
    String date = '11/17/21(Wed)14:46:42';
    String comment = 'The Satanic terrorist organization that is the U.S. government answers only to their master, Lucifer, whom they worship.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127578";
    String image = Screenshot 2024-04-16 135631.png;
    String date = '04/16/24(Tue)09:30:52';
    String comment = 'Anyone else get this?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Monkey Peepo undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127575";
    String image = TICKER_BANANAS.jpg;
    String date = '04/16/24(Tue)08:47:04';
    String comment = 'Remember Neo, all I'm offering you is the potassium';

    }
  • public void It&#039;s a cool place(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 13 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'It&#039;s a cool place';
    int postNumber = "124826";
    String image = 1688387715574656.png;
    String date = '09/12/23(Tue)06:54:42';
    String comment = 'And they say it gets colder.';

    }
  • public void Gaza genocide(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 33 posts and 4 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Gaza genocide';
    int postNumber = "126213";
    String image = 46803750.png;
    String date = '12/19/23(Tue)11:40:11';
    String comment = 'An epidemic of starvation and disease in Gaza.
    1.7 million people displaced.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 6 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126536";
    String image = Elmas_has_a_question.png;
    String date = '01/20/24(Sat)22:12:19';
    String comment = 'What happens if you try to post from a banned IP with a pass?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 6 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127540";
    String image = AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg;
    String date = '04/13/24(Sat)17:29:34';
    String comment = 'I'm regretting my 4chan pass purchase after today's incident.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Eddy is) {

    // 4 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126988";
    String image = bandit.png;
    String date = '03/09/24(Sat)13:54:21';
    String comment = 'hell yea';

    }
  • public void Asuka General(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 159 posts and 112 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Asuka General';
    int postNumber = "102056";
    String image = 1603733645107.jpg;
    String date = '11/05/20(Thu)19:21:03';
    String comment = '/vip/ is rightful Asukachad clay!';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 20 posts and 4 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "121263";
    String image = 37269621_p0.jpg;
    String date = '01/13/23(Fri)08:14:36';
    String comment = 'Do you like vocaloid music? Here's a song I like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRybSnhllf8
    Utaite (human) covers don't count'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 3 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127545";
    String image = 1704790107786030.jpg;
    String date = '04/13/24(Sat)18:45:23';
    String comment = 'Is it possible for jannies/mods to identify you? Can they see your IP range, pass info, etc?';

    }
  • public void Genocide Joe(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 8 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Genocide Joe';
    int postNumber = "127428";
    String image = 08732495.jpg;
    String date = '04/03/24(Wed)11:38:52';
    String comment = 'True.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 135 posts and 39 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "88491";
    String image = oc.jpg;
    String date = '12/30/18(Sun)05:24:31';
    String comment = '/vip/ should have a unique board culture';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 156 posts and 37 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "109078";
    String image = 1607682838751.jpg;
    String date = '07/19/21(Mon)14:47:59';
    String comment = 'rupert update
    thanks for viewing this rupert update'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127536";
    String image = FbVLFAZX0AAecJE.png;
    String date = '04/13/24(Sat)09:53:05';
    String comment = '>make embarrassing post in 4chan thread
    >realize my mistake
    >immediately close the tab'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127518";
    String image = 2024-04-12-140024_509x247_scrot.png;
    String date = '04/12/24(Fri)17:02:37';
    String comment = '>can't pay with your own crypto wallet anymore
    >can't even pay with credit card

    I already doxed myself enough to be able to buy and send crypto on robinhood, let me pay with my own crypto wallet or fix the credit card option.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 6 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127508";
    String image = hands.png;
    String date = '04/12/24(Fri)00:31:17';
    String comment = 'I wasted $20';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127511";
    String image = __inaba_tewi_touhou_drawn_by_boa_brianoa__sample-8144e51d7fd4d3aa57cede86950d5d7e.jpg;
    String date = '04/12/24(Fri)09:08:52';
    String comment = 'Usagi no baka!!!!! Bakamoron! Baka baka baka!!!!!!';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126912";
    String image = 1707869104795975.png;
    String date = '03/04/24(Mon)18:18:29';
    String comment = 'are there any public pass credentials? has a pass token and PIN ever been leaked or revealed?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 11 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126394";
    String image = IMG_7412.jpg;
    String date = '01/04/24(Thu)19:41:09';
    String comment = 'I'll never make a post again';

    }
  • public void WTF?(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'WTF?';
    int postNumber = "127505";
    String image = Screenshot_20240411_175058_Chrome.jpg;
    String date = '04/11/24(Thu)12:51:50';
    String comment = 'Can you seriously not pay with your own wallet anymore? Why the fuck did they change this?';

    }
  • public void Religion board(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 11 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Religion board';
    int postNumber = "126197";
    String image = 1702895066338364.jpg;
    String date = '12/18/23(Mon)06:18:00';
    String comment = 'I bought the pass again just to beg you, give us a religion board already.';

    }
  • public void Terrorists(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 100 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Terrorists';
    int postNumber = "112214";
    String image = 293882_sapoman_satan_compress3.jpg;
    String date = '12/05/21(Sun)18:22:48';
    String comment = 'The satanic terrorist U.S. government is an organization of corrupt, deranged psychopaths who live only to serve their Lord and master the Devil.';

    }
  • public void Anti-Zionist here(Under Duress)(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 83 posts and 5 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Anti-Zionist here(Under Duress)';
    int postNumber = "113292";
    String image = article-2605734-1D24B63100000578-332_964x639.jpg;
    String date = '01/14/22(Fri)19:39:27';
    String comment = 'I am in the U.S. being oppressed by the zionists.
    Is there anyone out there?'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 15 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "120174";
    String image = 1651824537967.jpg;
    String date = '11/12/22(Sat)09:28:19';
    String comment = 'my life sucks';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 48 posts and 12 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "110988";
    String image = 1633917407884.webm;
    String date = '10/19/21(Tue)21:39:57';
    String comment = 'Let's see how long it takes to make it to page 10 and 404.
    Don't reply to this thread, just let it slide. I'm serious.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 4 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126572";
    String image = putin monke.jpg;
    String date = '01/25/24(Thu)08:11:19';
    String comment = 'haha!
    funny monke!'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 72 posts and 5 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "125011";
    String image = B9492915-944F-4FCB-BC25-9E922E468F38-235-0000001043346800.gif;
    String date = '09/20/23(Wed)17:31:37';
    String comment = 'Dubs';

    }
  • public void Final Fantasy XIV Online(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 33 posts and 23 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Final Fantasy XIV Online';
    int postNumber = "121858";
    String image = newfound-adventures.jpg;
    String date = '03/08/23(Wed)02:12:36';
    String comment = 'We're playing videogame together.';

    }
  • public void Super Mario /v/orld(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 7 posts and 6 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Super Mario /v/orld';
    int postNumber = "126968";
    String image = 1601328154246+small.png;
    String date = '03/08/24(Fri)17:14:03';
    String comment = 'https://longc.at/vhacks.html';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 5 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127192";
    String image = 1616156727001.jpg;
    String date = '03/23/24(Sat)15:22:48';
    String comment = 'she fishe';

    }
  • public void Signal usernames(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Signal usernames';
    int postNumber = "126573";
    String image = signal-iphone-eee9210b058079bae2f5972f41b87c68a95cdca5e7bc8c878d9450663b5044c9.png;
    String date = '01/25/24(Thu)08:43:22';
    String comment = 'Signal will soon™ implement usernames. Meaning you'll be able to join groups without other members of the group seeing your phone number. You'll still need a phone number to register an account though. Do you think it will become bigger than telegram after they do so?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127488";
    String image = 1635569463112.png;
    String date = '04/09/24(Tue)02:20:06';
    String comment = 'If you cancel the order to cast mirage on a province it adds an item to your magic item treasury depending on what the target fortress type was.
    Most significant is Crystal Citadel (dwarven hammer) but you can also get:
    fire sword
    ice sword
    ice lance
    halberd of might
    smasher

    Devs are being kikes about people reporting this so it's possibly getting fixed next patch. There's an open question about what other rituals might have bugs like this if this is how hackily and poorly put together their scripts are though.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 7 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "125292";
    String image = lum asleep.gif;
    String date = '10/16/23(Mon)03:48:19';
    String comment = 'Hey guys I'm gonna leave my wife in the bath please make sure she doesn't drown I'll be back in a bit.';

    }
  • public void KPOP GENERAL(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 152 posts and 87 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'KPOP GENERAL';
    int postNumber = "100247";
    String image = 292625564038201.png;
    String date = '08/06/20(Thu)01:47:10';
    String comment = 'Everyone loves Yeji. Very true.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127232";
    String image = bourbon.png;
    String date = '03/27/24(Wed)01:11:34';
    String comment = 'Come have a seat, take a load off.';

    }
  • public void I finished my 4chan post generator and replier GPT(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'I finished my 4chan post generator and replier GPT';
    int postNumber = "127475";
    String image = 1695471473771856.jpg;
    String date = '04/07/24(Sun)17:23:24';
    String comment = 'Hey /vip/ bros, have you ever wished for a GPT that really gets the 4chan culture? Something that can sling memes, jokes, and even craft posts with the kind of edge and humor we appreciate here? Introducing ChanGPT - your go-to GPT for all things 4chan. Whether you're looking to debate, troll, or just shoot the shit in a way that feels right at home on our boards, ChanGPT has got you covered. It's like having a 4chan-in-a-box, ready to generate posts, responses, and even memes that feel like they were made by one of our own. And yes, it can generate images too, like this Pepe rocking a GPT shirt, just to show off its meme cred. Dive into the chaos and creativity that is ChanGPT. It's here to make our board experience even more legendary.

    https://chat.openai.com/g/g-uPmKZYdWY-changpt

    >tfw you realize GPTs can be one of us
    Kek, welcome to the future, anons.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP OLD AGED ANON undefined) {

    // 69 posts and 17 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "120716";
    String image = 4CHAN PASS.png;
    String date = '11/30/22(Wed)18:24:31';
    String comment = 'ANON MY 4CHAN PASS IS 10 (TEN) YEARS OLD
    AND THAT'S OLD!'
    ;

    }
  • public void Temujin Kensu(OP Free Temujin Kensu undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Temujin Kensu';
    int postNumber = "127420";
    String image = Temujin Kensu JPEG.jpg;
    String date = '04/02/24(Tue)11:07:12';
    String comment = 'Temujin Kensu is a Michigan man who was wrongfully convicted of the 1986 murder of Scott Macklem in Port Huron, Michigan. Temujin has spent 37 years in prison for this crime while the real killers are still likely free. It is widely believed that Scott Macklem was killed for his involvement in the drug trade be other people involved in the drug trade. Port Huron is a border own next to the Blue Water Bridge into Canada, and a ton of drugs go through Port Huron on their way into Canada. Four Michigan governors and the entire state appeals court system have failed to remedy this injustice.

    Free Temujin Kensu.'
    ;

    }
  • public void /intvip/ - International Very Important Posts(OP cn undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = '/intvip/ - International Very Important Posts';
    int postNumber = "127456";
    String image = 20101018142415697.jpg;
    String date = '04/05/24(Fri)18:10:49';
    String comment = 'Is your country also rangebanned, anon? ( ・_・。)';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 23 posts and 9 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "124279";
    String image = 1683269213160548.png;
    String date = '08/02/23(Wed)18:54:53';
    String comment = 'Vtubers are neat.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 56 posts and 54 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "113446";
    String image = FEaKn0tagAAyhxt.jpg;
    String date = '01/24/22(Mon)03:16:34';
    String comment = 'It's time for Marisa';

    }
  • public void Let&#039;s beat some world record!(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 50 posts and 29 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Let&#039;s beat some world record!';
    int postNumber = "114906";
    String image = yotsuu.png;
    String date = '03/25/22(Fri)00:56:45';
    String comment = 'let's make this thread live for 10 years!';

    }
  • public void Investment Thread(OP Aspiring Investor undefined) {

    // 44 posts and 9 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Investment Thread';
    int postNumber = "127296";
    String image = tegaki.png;
    String date = '04/01/24(Mon)00:31:23';
    String comment = 'Fellow /vip/ pass holders, ITT share investment tips with fellow non-poorfags.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 13 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126947";
    String image = 1695458043851503.jpg;
    String date = '03/07/24(Thu)17:04:21';
    String comment = 'Did the owner dissapear or is he just scamming people now?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 190 posts and 162 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "112032";
    String image = 1627521700323.jpg;
    String date = '11/29/21(Mon)09:31:15';
    String comment = 'How are my /vip/ friends doing though?';

    }
  • public void Nigger, nigger nigger nigger,(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 16 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Nigger, nigger nigger nigger,';
    int postNumber = "121017";
    String image = 1641232806875.jpg;
    String date = '12/22/22(Thu)02:54:35';
    String comment = 'Nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger. Wait. I forgot to carry an n.

    Hmm, if I multiply.... wait, I got it! After 4 years straight of working on my equation and thesis, I finally found the missing component!

    Nigger.'
    ;

    }
  • public void /yse/ New 4chan Game Board(OP Fledgling Investor undefined) {

    // 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = '/yse/ New 4chan Game Board';
    int postNumber = "127408";
    String image = apu.png;
    String date = '04/02/24(Tue)04:53:49';
    String comment = 'Can the mods make Yotsuba Stock Exchange a new board for real?
    It’s really fun!'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Bulgogi undefined) {

    // 3 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127403";
    String image = IMG_3487.jpg;
    String date = '04/02/24(Tue)04:09:37';
    String comment = 'test';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 120 posts and 16 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "103162";
    String image = kot.jpg;
    String date = '12/31/20(Thu)21:24:34';
    String comment = 'kot id';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 22 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "125806";
    String image = freggg.png;
    String date = '11/17/23(Fri)04:00:09';
    String comment = 'I think i love my gf';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 215 posts and 102 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "94769";
    String image = 1548230823362.jpg;
    String date = '12/28/19(Sat)10:34:24';
    String comment = 'You can only make ONE post in this thread a month. Let's see if we can make it to 2021!';

    }
  • public void 4chan Happenings Thread(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 31 posts and 23 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = '4chan Happenings Thread';
    int postNumber = "126662";
    String image = .png;
    String date = '02/03/24(Sat)17:05:21';
    String comment = 'ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.

    Non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting et al. belong on >>>/vip/nah.

    Past happenings: https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/History
    See how active 4chan boards are in real time: https://4stats.io/
    Search 4chan: https://find.4chan.org & https://boards.4chan.org/search
    4bans public ban archive: http://185.10.68.107:1776/
    Enhance your 4chan Archive Experience: https://rentry.org/FoolFuuka_Userscripts
    How to access IRC and contact the mods: >>>/qa/1690512

    Previous thread: >>116863'
    ;

    }
  • public void Very Important Desu(OP Anonymous Mogul undefined) {

    // 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Very Important Desu';
    int postNumber = "127362";
    String image = desu.png;
    String date = '04/01/24(Mon)18:05:48';
    String comment = 'What if we do it again?

    ';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous Mogul undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127321";
    String image = Screenshot_20240401_180156_Chrome.jpg;
    String date = '04/01/24(Mon)12:09:11';
    String comment = 'This is the best April Fools in years, on par with board merging and icecream flavors. Congrats to the staff. I ended up with +7 millions in cash. It's been a fun and wacky day.
    >honk honk'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 183 posts and 49 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "90453";
    String image = 1547118223665.png;
    String date = '04/01/19(Mon)03:53:43';
    String comment = '/s4s/ does not belong on /vip/

    Your fortune: Average Luck
    '
    ;

    }
  • public void Important Passu News(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 22 posts and 5 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Important Passu News';
    int postNumber = "126959";
    String image = .png;
    String date = '03/08/24(Fri)14:14:08';
    String comment = 'Big news: 4chan will let (You) buy/renew with credit cards again';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 16 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126863";
    String image = dawn_s_panties_by_android_v_deryw36.jpg;
    String date = '02/27/24(Tue)20:34:28';
    String comment = 'I'm tired of paying money just to have my bans follow me around.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous Magnate undefined) {

    // 5 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127316";
    String image = 1702116228614022.png;
    String date = '04/01/24(Mon)10:00:30';
    String comment = '>since4pass does not work during the april fools event
    They need to revamp the pass benefits.'
    ;

    }
  • public void New 4chan Boards?(OP Miyamoto Musashi undefined) {

    // 80 posts and 14 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'New 4chan Boards?';
    int postNumber = "123682";
    String image = Richat_Structure_-_SRTM.jpg;
    String date = '06/28/23(Wed)17:26:28';
    String comment = 'ITT: Board recommendations

    It's been a while since we've had a new board, I think it's time to add one. @hiro @admin @RapeApe.

    /reg/ - Religion and Spirituality. /x/ isn't a good platform for more "serious" discussion of these topics, and spirituality is really blowing up in the mainstream adjacent sphere with neo-buddhist thought from the Qualia Research Institute, and with youtubers like Religion for Breakfast. Lots of people are curious about the foundations of religion dating back to the proto-indoeuropeans (PIE), the philosophy of religion, and spirituality in everyday life. Not to mention the huge population of people interested in historical Catholicism on 4chan.

    /med/ - Medicine. This board would be fucking hilarious I think. It might even be helpful to a good number of people. It could be home to serious discussion on nutrition and diet, supplements worth taking, Ray Peat, Attia, and Huberman discussion. Actual medical doctors could "verify" with the mods in order to receive a special signature similar to the 4chan pass signature. Imagine all the stupid medical problems people would discuss lol. "I only ate peanuts for a week now I am shitting blood! Help!!"

    /arch/ - Architecture and Urban Design. This board would have a healthy amount of discussion related to Strong Towns, Not Just Bikes, and the growing Walkability / 10 minute towns movement. There could be generals on using software like archicad or Rhino for rendering of architectural concepts that anons want to build. My only concern with this board is that /gd/ is currently a failed project, however I think there's far more mainstream interest in the topics of /arch/ compared to graphic design.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 3 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127281";
    String image = tfw fat and no gf.jpg;
    String date = '03/30/24(Sat)20:45:46';
    String comment = 'Anyone else here super lonely??';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127280";
    String image = 1580172358827.png;
    String date = '03/30/24(Sat)20:21:14';
    String comment = '/drag/alia LOST';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP BirdDog undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127274";
    String image = 400.jpg;
    String date = '03/29/24(Fri)15:56:09';
    String comment = '$BIRDDOG a dog that flies community-led

    Matt Furie's last character from the Boy's Club

    CA: 3XTp12PmKMHxB6YkejaGPUjMGBLKRGgzHWgJuVTsBCoP'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 24 posts and 6 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "123644";
    String image = 1653181387916.png;
    String date = '06/26/23(Mon)23:42:29';
    String comment = 'I know that jannies can see me samefagging and I don't give a fuck. Sometimes I even report my own posts so I know they have to see it';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127256";
    String image = mcdonalds-cashier-v0-8cw8g9fkvscb1.jpg;
    String date = '03/28/24(Thu)18:22:00';
    String comment = 'Let's get some dank maymays happening in this thread';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 6 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127009";
    String image = file.png;
    String date = '03/12/24(Tue)00:15:31';
    String comment = 'Hey Faggots,
    My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
    Pic Related: It's me and my bitch'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 108 posts and 42 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "88436";
    String image = 1507426379113.png;
    String date = '12/27/18(Thu)20:14:19';
    String comment = 'what if no one thinks we're very important?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 4 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127184";
    String image = Screenshot_20240323_120212_Chrome.jpg;
    String date = '03/23/24(Sat)07:31:02';
    String comment = 'Anyone else getting these errors lately? Is 4chan dying?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127229";
    String image = 1688446454410133m.jpg;
    String date = '03/26/24(Tue)23:32:02';
    String comment = 'The fuck is going on on /tv/?
    >Error: New threads require a subject or comment.
    >Error: you must wait longer before posting a new thread (10 minutes)
    >Some new faggot janny constantly moving threads to /b/ and deleting meta threads

    Is this why the board has been moving so fucking slow lately?'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 4 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127208";
    String image = image_2024-03-24_192554898.png;
    String date = '03/24/24(Sun)19:26:16';
    String comment = 'I paid 20 bucks to draw this';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127212";
    String image = GJjYKt0WgAANUug.jpg;
    String date = '03/25/24(Mon)22:32:15';
    String comment = 'Everything I am holding is mooning and I honestly don't know why. For the first time in my life I feel like a winner, even though I am a loser.
    LowQ'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 6 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126919";
    String image = Screenshot 2024-03-04 171235.png;
    String date = '03/05/24(Tue)11:09:32';
    String comment = 'Any 4chan X users no how I can get rid of this popup. Fucking thing pops up every time I refresh a 4chan page.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127215";
    String image = tegaki.png;
    String date = '03/25/24(Mon)22:42:37';
    String comment = 'Hi';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 52 posts and 13 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "115563";
    String image = 1621492551296.jpg;
    String date = '04/06/22(Wed)01:01:40';
    String comment = 'one day i will be happy
    not yet
    but one day'
    ;

    }
  • public void hot take(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 14 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'hot take';
    int postNumber = "125254";
    String image = 1667893492326752.png;
    String date = '10/14/23(Sat)04:18:01';
    String comment = 'I don't think pass users should be bannable from all boards over minor shit.
    Since we pay to post, it should exclusively be bans from the board where the offense took place.'
    ;

    }
  • public void Jenny Jeungman(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 74 posts and 66 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Jenny Jeungman';
    int postNumber = "122821";
    String image = Jenny glare.png;
    String date = '05/07/23(Sun)16:51:46';
    String comment = 'Jenny Jeungman';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 4 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "125725";
    String image = Screen Shot 2023-11-09 at 9.34.44 PM.png;
    String date = '11/10/23(Fri)00:34:57';
    String comment = 'Dude I'm like 5'4" lol';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 5 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127155";
    String image = Screenshot_20240322-024448.png;
    String date = '03/21/24(Thu)17:15:40';
    String comment = 'Hello, I'd like to report a rouge Jannie on /trv/, banning me for India threads.';

    }
  • public void Why did you buy the pass?(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 7 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Why did you buy the pass?';
    int postNumber = "127074";
    String image = mikkemus.jpg;
    String date = '03/14/24(Thu)08:30:15';
    String comment = 'I bought it because my IP range was permabanned and I couldn't post no matter what. I figured my only options were either to try to use a VPN, which costs money anyways, or buy the pass.

    But for people who aren't range banned, I don't see the point in buying the pass, I mean there are lots of captcha solvers on the web. I honestly wish they made it harder to solve captchas to weed out the solvers.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 6 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127121";
    String image = metathreadscreenshot.png;
    String date = '03/18/24(Mon)15:19:58';
    String comment = 'For what reason was this /biz/ thread removed by jannies?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 3 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127150";
    String image = IMG_6664.jpg;
    String date = '03/21/24(Thu)08:08:50';
    String comment = 'Why did they remove IP counter? Sabotaging their own website?';

    }
  • public void /vip/ census(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = '/vip/ census';
    int postNumber = "127056";
    String image = census1930.jpg;
    String date = '03/13/24(Wed)19:56:49';
    String comment = '>age
    >place of birth
    >current location
    >current occupation
    >regular boards visited
    >virgin? if yes what's the furthest you ever got'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 3 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127014";
    String image = 6aa.png;
    String date = '03/12/24(Tue)12:54:10';
    String comment = 'Just gave gook moot $20
    Was this a mistake?'
    ;

    }
  • public void Dear Chris Chan(OP CHCH undefined) {

    // 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Dear Chris Chan';
    int postNumber = "127119";
    String image = 199b8ce6-f403-4061-88ad-35dc9bee5342.jpg;
    String date = '03/17/24(Sun)20:06:59';
    String comment = 'weee
    what sylvia do? i hope that she is ok.
    love, see you later'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 13 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127025";
    String image = janny.gif;
    String date = '03/12/24(Tue)18:24:18';
    String comment = 'PUT THE FUCKING IP/POSTER COUNTS BACK YOU RETARDS
    WHAT AM I EVEN PAYING YOU FOR IF ALL YOU DO IS MAKE THE SITE WORSE'
    ;

    }
  • public void /balt/ - /vip/ edition thread(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 15 posts and 9 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = '/balt/ - /vip/ edition thread';
    int postNumber = "117034";
    String image = 1646402785106.jpg;
    String date = '05/28/22(Sat)11:34:32';
    String comment = 'undefined';

    }
  • public void PASS = BAN(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 25 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'PASS = BAN';
    int postNumber = "126624";
    String image = 1688483337021185.jpg;
    String date = '01/31/24(Wed)18:40:54';
    String comment = '>have a pass since 2016
    >getting banned for absolutely random shit
    >posts that clearly don't break the rules and would never have triggered bans for most users
    >mods on IRC are justifying my bans on the fact that I have 80+ bans in my record
    >despite the fact these 80+ bans were accrued over 8 years
    >and most of the later bans happened because "lol you already have a bunch of bans in your history so you should have been more careful"

    Okay what the fuck? Can we talk about this?

    The pass keeps your 4chan history in sync. It makes bans pile up. Eventually mods will start having less tolerance with you, and this will lead to even more bans (which only reinforces their bias against you)

    In my opinion this system AT THE VERY LEAST discourages people from renewing passes. But honestly it makes me feel like not having a pass at all.

    A pass's ban history should either reset periodically or only show the past year's worth of bans (with more being discoverable by a website admin so they have a fallback if in-depth investigation is needed)

    I don't have any hopes of changing the system but I just wanted to vent my frustrations since it's the 2nd time this year I'm unfairly banned for bullshit on the grounds of a long ban history and I don't know what the fuck I can do other than just nor renewing my pass.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 85 posts and 25 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "110323";
    String image = helicopepe.png;
    String date = '09/03/21(Fri)02:44:30';
    String comment = 'what board are you from?
    what's your favourite board?
    what do you think of the other boards?

    I'm an /out/ist and /extraflag/ger'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 4 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127022";
    String image = IMG_8767.jpg;
    String date = '03/12/24(Tue)14:58:09';
    String comment = 'wtf is wrong with the 4chan passes? i have to sign in after almost every post';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127042";
    String image = 1352608857033.gif;
    String date = '03/13/24(Wed)00:59:42';
    String comment = 'wow dont you hate when this happens?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 12 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126790";
    String image = file 602x541_009315.jpg;
    String date = '02/17/24(Sat)16:03:15';
    String comment = 'just renewed for another year';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 3 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "127006";
    String image = coffee retarded.jpg;
    String date = '03/11/24(Mon)18:19:33';
    String comment = '>unique IP counter is kill
    you can't even tell when people are samefagging on slow boards anymore.

    When was the last time 4chan added features, they just keep taking them away!!!'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 12 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126460";
    String image = 1680930770067901.png;
    String date = '01/12/24(Fri)18:04:39';
    String comment = 'Why the fuck are chess threads not allowed on /v/?';

    }
  • public void ITT: unique problems that aren&#039;t problems but kinda are idk give me attention(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 3 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'ITT: unique problems that aren&#039;t problems but kinda are idk give me attention';
    int postNumber = "126308";
    String image = bocch.jpg;
    String date = '12/27/23(Wed)22:06:33';
    String comment = 'I've been to known to fap 18-24 times a week on non-consecutive days and this brings people on 4chan great disgust, I've been told to kys many times because of it.
    I mostly do it because of boredom but also because I've noticed it's really really easy for me to lose all my libedo if I just stop fapping for a few days, if I go a week without fapping, my libedo goes to zero and getting in the mood can take a long time, I'm afraid I could get stuck like that forever if I don't fap regularly, thanks for reading my blog.'
    ;

    }
  • public void Time Capsule thread(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 14 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Time Capsule thread';
    int postNumber = "124064";
    String image = smug loli for posterity.jpg;
    String date = '07/17/23(Mon)22:19:51';
    String comment = 'My 3 passes expire in a few days, finally. I bought them at a low point in life, you have to be at a really low point in life when you're paying to post on this site of all places. I wasn't sure I was going to live to see them expire but I promised to myself that if I did, I'd quit this damn site at least for a while. That time has come, it's nothing personal against you guys or even the jannies that oppress me. I just need some time away especially with yet another US election coming up. It's going to be absolute hell in here for the next year or so, I know that for sure.

    I'd suggest you all run away with me but I know most of you won't. If you do stay, I just have a favor to ask. Try to keep this thread alive for as long as you can. Use it for whatever, doesn't matter. I just think it'd be sweet to see it still up whenever I come back as a reminder of the old times. If it's not, I can at least view the archive and see the slow, painful descent into cancer that will occur over the next few years.'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 6 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126643";
    String image = 1679129818589180.png;
    String date = '02/02/24(Fri)15:19:23';
    String comment = 'Wha... but... I have a pass?';

    }
  • public void why does 4chan avoid communication?(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 8 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'why does 4chan avoid communication?';
    int postNumber = "126504";
    String image = 17055224303917231.jpg;
    String date = '01/17/24(Wed)15:21:21';
    String comment = 'Why does this site go out of their way to be secretive and mysterious. I can’t think of a reason they would do this. To run a website with supposedly millions of monthly users and just be a black box with no information coming in or going out just makes no sense. This site might aswell be a church with all of us praying with no confirmation if our prayers are heard or not. The little we know about how the site works comes rarely and updates are few and far between. Why can’t the administrators give us updates? Tell us why they do things? Respond to feature requests?
    I’m just looking for communication.'
    ;

    }
  • public void Lord of the Rings(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Lord of the Rings';
    int postNumber = "126845";
    String image = Screenshot_20240225_030908.jpg;
    String date = '02/25/24(Sun)03:09:32';
    String comment = '>not one black person
    >somehow manages to still promote interracial marriage'
    ;

    }
  • public void Post your GOALS here(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 31 posts and 4 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Post your GOALS here';
    int postNumber = "113940";
    String image = flex.png;
    String date = '02/15/22(Tue)15:34:49';
    String comment = 'Threads on /vip/ last for years! Post a goal in here that you want accomplished this time next year. If the thread is still active a year later, let us know how it went!

    I'll start: I am gonna lose 20 pounds!'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 60 posts and 10 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "104983";
    String image = 1610948100450.png;
    String date = '03/27/21(Sat)05:02:45';
    String comment = 'if u read this ur gay lol';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126955";
    String image = the-fuck-word.jpg;
    String date = '03/08/24(Fri)12:02:48';
    String comment = 'The fuck word.';

    }
  • public void adulf hidler on solana!!!(OP adulf hidler on solana undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'adulf hidler on solana!!!';
    int postNumber = "126952";
    String image = photo_2024-03-07_02-03-08.jpg;
    String date = '03/08/24(Fri)02:59:41';
    String comment = 'its time to gas the blockchain -> der ticker ist $hidler';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 34 posts and 11 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "116281";
    String image = 99649214.png;
    String date = '04/25/22(Mon)22:21:03';
    String comment = 'Eat this weiner';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 88 posts and 4 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "94842";
    String image = 1562784666498.png;
    String date = '01/06/20(Mon)10:08:39';
    String comment = '                   .  ――‐ 、
                   ヽ/          \
                 ∠^            |
                    / /|/∨ \ 川  |
                r‐ 、V{ ●   ● } } //
                 \/ (   T フ  ////
        ______  /  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
     / ̄\         ̄ ̄ \    /        .|
     |   | 105mm      |   /          |
     \_/________/  /         |
            __/_____/_______ |___
          /              /                   \
         /   明   日     / へ  突  撃  号     \
        /________/____________|
        |二二|Y   Y.|二二| Y   Y   Y   Y   Y   Y
         乂ニニ乂.   ノ弋ニニ弋 、  人   人   人   人  ノ
           ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

    Google now completely blocks people using other browsers from using reCAPTCHA. What can we do to fight this menace?'
    ;

    }
  • public void Do you venture outside of 4chan?(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Do you venture outside of 4chan?';
    int postNumber = "125037";
    String image = tohru sparkle.gif;
    String date = '09/22/23(Fri)18:50:40';
    String comment = 'you guys ever go off 4chan to see how other weebs live?
    i went on reddit and found r/waifuism, they're pretty cringe, they'll make commissioned framed pics of their waifu and ban you if you get a 3DPD gf cus they consider that cheating on your waifu, actually they have two rules against this, having a waifu be your shining light during a period of darkness is what they consider "casual/hugblanketing" and they'll ban you too, they'll also ban you for cooking up "headcanon" of your waifu, or generally having your waifu experience any kind of character growth in your head is banned, if it's not canon, you're not allowed to think it or express it!
    This rule also leads to such strange and irrational fears like "what if my waifu gets popular enough and gets a canon boyfriend in-universe??? id be so devastated", yes people really do write stuff like this on there.
    also they moralfag out the ass, no daughterwifes, i wonder how they feel about all their waifus being below the age of majority in most of the developed world.
    also of course they have a d*scord where you have to dox yourself to talk to them, what a bunch of spergs'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 48 posts and 11 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "112213";
    String image = potpot.gif;
    String date = '12/05/21(Sun)18:05:09';
    String comment = 'pot pot lel running to page 10';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126914";
    String image = Frog.jpg;
    String date = '03/04/24(Mon)18:31:30';
    String comment = 'I made a thread here
    Now what'
    ;

    }
  • public void Carrying on life after tragedy(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 4 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Carrying on life after tragedy';
    int postNumber = "126905";
    String image = IMG_20240227_162113_092.jpg;
    String date = '03/04/24(Mon)09:16:16';
    String comment = 'I walked into a church, crying. Sobbing I said "I have an evil that follows me everywhere, I think it's going to kill me"
    .'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126575";
    String image = the gae.png;
    String date = '01/25/24(Thu)11:20:15';
    String comment = 'Clearly, the wizards over in /x/ are deluded and have no clue what they are talking about if they can't even afford to post here. /Vip/ers, show us your magical prowess.';

    }
  • public void Got pass.(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 21 posts and 4 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Got pass.';
    int postNumber = "125172";
    String image = 1687758075160797.gif;
    String date = '10/05/23(Thu)20:48:03';
    String comment = 'What do you people even do?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126716";
    String image = DanceDoremi3.gif;
    String date = '02/09/24(Fri)13:20:06';
    String comment = '4CHAN -- PASS
    4CHAN -- PASS'
    ;

    }
  • public void i live in my own little world(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 3 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'i live in my own little world';
    int postNumber = "126053";
    String image = 1697492980117717.jpg;
    String date = '12/07/23(Thu)17:32:02';
    String comment = 'hi guys, today i wanted to share a little bit of myself
    i was moved to europe (by my parents) from the caribbean when i was twelve years old, next year marks the year i turn 30, during this time i only went back (for a very short period) only once in my teens
    ever since coming here i have had this weird feeling of being in a dream without being able to wake up, it just doesn't feel like the reality i felt back in my childhood
    i couldn't make friends, and still today i can't make friends, i am writing this as today i came from work while feeling extremely lonely, i think my colleagues have their own chat room somewhere where they share stuff, i can't follow their conversations, nor ask to join since i think they made it exactly to discuss stuff without me
    acquaintances just come and pass by, the amount of people i have some kind of connection outside of work or family is zero
    this might sound strange, but when forming words using the local language my guts feel bad, similar feeling for my native language as well, i started using english when i am with myself to avoid this feeling, it's not spoken anywhere here, it is only me'
    ;

    }
  • public void Subbed is ass(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 5 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'Subbed is ass';
    int postNumber = "126818";
    String image = steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.gif;
    String date = '02/21/24(Wed)22:07:02';
    String comment = 'Dubbed anime is better, I don't want too read a fucking book sublets';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 3 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126169";
    String image = frogautism.jpg;
    String date = '12/17/23(Sun)02:45:15';
    String comment = '>Think my pass doesn't work
    >Realize 4channel is now named 4chan again

    Hey at least give me a headsup next time'
    ;

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 4 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126608";
    String image = IMG_8581.jpg;
    String date = '01/30/24(Tue)06:42:03';
    String comment = 'is it ok if i take a shit?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 1 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126838";
    String image = tegaki.png;
    String date = '02/24/24(Sat)10:12:02';
    String comment = 'gyatt morning my fellow rizzlers';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 2 posts and 1 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126668";
    String image = 1692813432432664.png;
    String date = '02/04/24(Sun)06:57:33';
    String comment = 'im smomking weed';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 7 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126373";
    String image = snakecodec.jpg;
    String date = '01/03/24(Wed)00:42:36';
    String comment = 'Mods can see a lot of things not available to the average user, but can they see my penis?';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126823";
    String image = how to tame korone[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fvcnnmr.mp3].webm;
    String date = '02/22/24(Thu)23:07:40';
    String comment = 'Error: New threads require a subject or comment.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 6 posts and 2 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126382";
    String image = Formerly.jpg;
    String date = '01/03/24(Wed)16:07:36';
    String comment = 'sneed';

    }
  • public void I Don&#039;t Like Anime(OP Anime Disliker undefined) {

    // 12 posts and 3 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = 'I Don&#039;t Like Anime';
    int postNumber = "124349";
    String image = the prophecy is fulfilled.gif;
    String date = '08/07/23(Mon)16:33:35';
    String comment = 'I Just Don't Like It.';

    }
  • public void undefined(OP Anonymous undefined) {

    // 0 posts and 0 image replies omitted.

    String fullTitle = undefined;
    int postNumber = "126781";
    String image = CFTv2_cropped.png;
    String date = '02/16/24(Fri)19:49:17';
    String comment = 'Recently got a pass and remembered this board exists so may as well take advantage of it. Any tips or video ideas for growing my Youtube channel, /vip/? Other than just sucking less.

    https://youtu.be/dMlcBMv-oHA'
    ;

    }
}