import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/vip/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

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class Thread extends Board {
public void PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - /ptg/ VIP EDITION(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - /ptg/ VIP EDITION';
int postNumber = 101105;
String image = '1601430153816.jpg';
String date = '09/29/20(Tue)21:42:33';
String comment = 'PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
https://www.whitehouse.gov/
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
https://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
https://www.armyfortrump.com/
https://trumpvictory.com/
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
https://www.promiseskept.com/
https://www.magapill.com/
https://www.cbp.gov/border-security/along-us-borders/border-wall-system/

ARCHIVED LINKS http://pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: https://publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: Joe Biden's Plan: Surrender 9/29/20
https://youtu.be/-g_uxdquMLQ
>Pres Trump 1st Presidential Debate w/Joe Biden 9/29/20
https://www.c-span.org/video/?475793-1/
https://youtu.be/wW1lY5jFNcQ (C-SPAN)
https://youtu.be/TrRFe6kimHA (Campaign)
https://youtu.be/ofkPfm3tFxo (FoxNews)
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in Cleveland OH 9/29/20
https://youtu.be/iduACDsGY-A
https://youtu.be/oUsYKOs-u08
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 9/29/20
https://youtu.be/l7KwYM5Oj0g
https://youtu.be/8SCP8h_7S0Y
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart WH 9/29/20
https://www.c-span.org/video/?476376-1/
>VP Pence on FoxNews 9/29/20
https://youtu.be/8cmGKAvhtsc
>VP Pence/2ndLady Karen @Meadow Spring Farm MAGA Debate Watch Party in Lititz PA 9/29/20
https://www.c-span.org/video/?476356-1/
>WHCoS Meadows on Dobbs 9/29/20
https://youtu.be/4jSeMP617YQ
>PressSec Kayleigh on Dobbs 9/29/20
https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6195776801001/
>PressSec Kayleigh on FoxNews 9/29/20
https://youtu.be/oBN-0HnuInY
>PressSec Kayleigh on OAN 9/29/20
https://youtu.be/RmuVigpms-o
>Judge Amy Coney Barrett meets w/VP Pence &Senate Majority Ldr Turtleman 9/29/20
https://www.c-span.org/video/?476354-1/
https://youtu.be/5BovnRzTgb0
>Judge Amy Coney Barrett meets w/Senators 9/29/20
https://youtu.be/XG_KE9LaTxU
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 9/29/20
https://youtu.be/aUVZ9TNn-ug

OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/nygxu29R
prev >>279930020'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101106 && dateTime=='09/30/20(Wed)00:51:26'  && image=='ptgthing.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101262 && dateTime=='10/04/20(Sun)22:52:48'  && image=='1517185247732.png') {

'Passfags need to reproduce, too.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101263 && dateTime=='10/04/20(Sun)22:54:08') {

'>>101262
delet this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101264 && dateTime=='10/04/20(Sun)23:15:58'  && image=='1601676812648.jpg') {

'>>101105
nice, a /ptg/ for rich anons'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101844 && dateTime=='10/25/20(Sun)03:15:11') {

'>>101105
lel but you did it all wrong, this thing will be here forever so don't have the current links and stuff.

>>101264
Yeah the idea of /viptg/ is ancien'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101845 && dateTime=='10/25/20(Sun)03:51:34'  && image=='1588972434897.png') {

'>>101105
FUCK OFF RACIST

this board is BLM certified'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==101983 && dateTime=='10/31/20(Sat)20:33:59'  && image=='1553645955418.jpg') {

'>>101105
/vip/ is an anti-zionist board.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102030 && dateTime=='11/03/20(Tue)18:29:25') {

'We're gonna make it bros';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102031 && dateTime=='11/03/20(Tue)21:27:36'  && image=='no.png') {

'>>101264
I really do wonder whether pass users are largely neets or oldfags who just have too much money on their hands.

Also, not liking the results in TX yet'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102032 && dateTime=='11/03/20(Tue)23:48:16') {

'>>102031
Texas' biggest red swing always comes at the end from the western counties. Even if Trump got half the votes from those same counties as 2016, he'll still win Texas. Biden had no chance.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102050 && dateTime=='11/05/20(Thu)13:45:23') {

'>>102049
oil drilling retard dumb fuck kill yourself'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102052 && dateTime=='11/05/20(Thu)15:47:45') {

'>>102050
>oil drilling retard dumb fuck kill yourself
I shall indeed "kill" myself by drowning in black pussy haha'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102059 && dateTime=='11/06/20(Fri)12:13:04') {

'you're on the wrong site';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102062 && dateTime=='11/06/20(Fri)20:11:48') {

'>>101105
this thread didn't age well lmao'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102068 && dateTime=='11/07/20(Sat)09:56:57') {

'>>102062
he's going to be your president for another 4 years'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102077 && dateTime=='11/07/20(Sat)20:16:24'  && image=='awww.gif') {

'>>102068
This post didn't age well.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102078 && dateTime=='11/07/20(Sat)20:35:10'  && image=='1604546303285.png') {

'FUCK TRUMP';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102093 && dateTime=='11/08/20(Sun)13:33:05'  && image=='dont care trump won.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102094 && dateTime=='11/08/20(Sun)15:09:19'  && image=='1595115045536.png') {

'vip AWOO~';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102107 && dateTime=='11/09/20(Mon)02:23:40') {

'The media does not decide who's president.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102112 && dateTime=='11/09/20(Mon)10:08:03') {

'>>102107
kek'd'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102123 && dateTime=='11/10/20(Tue)17:05:01') {

'Keep coping kiddos. When will you tourists finally get the fuck off my website?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102129 && dateTime=='11/11/20(Wed)00:41:50') {

'Mhm, so close to having the maga newfags gone, can't wait.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102141 && dateTime=='11/11/20(Wed)16:14:24'  && image=='VennDiagram.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102441 && dateTime=='11/24/20(Tue)17:19:29') {

'F';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102746 && dateTime=='12/03/20(Thu)20:42:43') {

'MAGA!';

}

if(Anonymus && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102793 && dateTime=='12/06/20(Sun)14:54:36'  && image=='TRUMP LOST.jpg') {

'Reminder that Trump Lost.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102860 && dateTime=='12/10/20(Thu)01:02:01'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'>>101105
Texas'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102864 && dateTime=='12/10/20(Thu)11:05:45') {

'>>102793
Trump will win.
I'll be sure to come back on January 20th to laugh at you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102865 && dateTime=='12/10/20(Thu)11:07:13') {

'>>101105
FUCK RIGGERS'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102866 && dateTime=='12/10/20(Thu)11:07:58') {

'if digits Trump wins';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102867 && dateTime=='12/10/20(Thu)11:08:32'  && image=='1522762163693.jpg') {

'>>101105
4 more hours until the deadline for the defendant states' response'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102868 && dateTime=='12/10/20(Thu)11:08:36') {

'>>102865
HANG RIGGERS
>>102866
CHECKED! KEK WILLS IT!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102869 && dateTime=='12/10/20(Thu)11:09:11'  && image=='Kenny Webster on Twitter_ _Spent the night drinking bourbon at Tony’s in Houston to celebrat_ - twitter.com.png') {

'>>102866
checked'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102870 && dateTime=='12/10/20(Thu)14:01:28'  && image=='eel200-232aa1b8d37b47c76b1a399fb0c3cc5de5584ade-s6-c30.jpg') {

'>>102864
Trump will lose.
I'll be sure to come back on January 20th to laugh at you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102895 && dateTime=='12/12/20(Sat)07:35:40'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'>>101105
Do Federal agents get their passes reimbursed?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==102933 && dateTime=='12/14/20(Mon)20:06:38'  && image=='HA_HA_HA,_OH_WOW.jpg') {

'>>102864
>Trump will win.
HAHAHA'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103000 && dateTime=='12/20/20(Sun)10:01:31'  && image=='1608441410275.jpg') {

'>>101105
What a faggot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103174 && dateTime=='01/01/21(Fri)06:03:14'  && image=='File photo:Man who's never solved a captcha in his life.jpg') {

'>>102031
1. You're retarded for thinking $20/year is a lot of money.
2. You're retarded for not understanding that the time saved from having a pass vs the time wasted from the insanely shit captcha system is FAR more valuable than $20.

Maybe on a good day you come on 4chan with a fresh IP and you get a lucky easy captcha that solves in 3 seconds. Then your next post takes, 5, then 10, then 20 and so on. I've had streaks where this goddamn shit system has made me solve the super-slow-fading tiles with "Try again" or "You must solve more" that went on for TWO TO THREE MINUTES, for a post that took my genius fingers 5 nanoseconds to type (and no, this retarded system does not "encourage higher quality posts", it increases anger and aggression and leads to MORE shitposts). Even the audio captcha now demands multiple solves to go through, and you'll still eventually get "TOO MANY REQUESTS, TRY AGAIN LATER" and by physically blocked from posting after 30-40 minutes of serious discussion.

So let's take a GENEROUSLY small number of 10 seconds per captcha, and say you're a baby neophyte channer that only makes 100 posts a day. That's already 16 minutes of time you've thrown away in one day DOING NOTHING BUT CLICKING GOOGLE'S LITTLE BOXES. If you're a power user you can easily climb up to hours wasted solving captchas. Multiply that across the year and you just realize you've spent DAYS of your life--not reading, not writing, not thinking, but nothing but being google's slave.

That isn't worth $20 to you?

btw Trump won 2020'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103292 && dateTime=='01/06/21(Wed)13:38:23'  && image=='1609870073962.jpg') {

'TWO SCOOPS
ONE TERM
ZERO WALL'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103306 && dateTime=='01/07/21(Thu)19:30:08'  && image=='1383789969260.png') {

'>>102864
Well champ... Trump just conceded. Betcha feel real stupid now, dontcha?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103308 && dateTime=='01/07/21(Thu)23:35:30') {

'>>102864
What was that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103437 && dateTime=='01/15/21(Fri)03:06:38') {

'>>101105
This was before the election, kek'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103438 && dateTime=='01/15/21(Fri)03:08:45'  && image=='1609532084242.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103508 && dateTime=='01/19/21(Tue)18:03:35') {

'>>102864
Be sure to tune in champ.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103523 && dateTime=='01/20/21(Wed)11:30:04'  && image=='1382557481312.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103524 && dateTime=='01/20/21(Wed)11:35:25'  && image=='two_girls_pointing_laughing_6.jpg') {

'>>102864
HA HA YOU'RE A TOTAL FUCKING LOSER!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103525 && dateTime=='01/20/21(Wed)11:37:28'  && image=='1267623592618.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103527 && dateTime=='01/20/21(Wed)12:28:47'  && image=='1611161899623.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103528 && dateTime=='01/20/21(Wed)12:29:44'  && image=='1611162366034.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103529 && dateTime=='01/20/21(Wed)12:30:42'  && image=='1611162769925.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103530 && dateTime=='01/20/21(Wed)13:05:16'  && image=='laffing-anime-whore.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103532 && dateTime=='01/20/21(Wed)14:47:19') {

'>>102864
OH NO NO NO'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103819 && dateTime=='02/03/21(Wed)10:29:18'  && image=='trump_small_hands.jpg') {

'>lost the House
>lost the Senate
>lost the presidency
>lost the popular vote twice
>lost all of his political allies
>lost his Twitter account
>lost the Deutsche bank
>losing donors and business partners left and right
>not even the Professional Golfer's Association wants anything to do with him
>banned from Facebook and Instagram
>is the first president in American history to be impeached twice
>will lose his wife
>will lose all of his post-presidency privileges
>threw most of his own supporters under the bus as they're getting hunted down by the FBI
>accomplished virtually none of his major campaign promises
>wall will never happen
>appointed Supreme Court justices and judges, but none of them did what he wanted
>his own military commanders have acknowledged Biden's victory
>the Republican party is in shambles
>only president to never have a collective approval rating over 50%
>400k dead and counting from COVID
>is one of few presidents who left office with negative jobs compared to when he began
>everything he tried to do in 4 years was undone in 1 day
>had one of the most corrupt administrations, gave out pardons like candy to all of his cronies convicted of crimes, even ended his "Drain the Swamp" pledge
>will be remembered as the worst president in American history'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103863 && dateTime=='02/05/21(Fri)19:53:59') {

'>>103819
>worst
Andrew Jackson still exist'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103886 && dateTime=='02/07/21(Sun)11:43:26') {

'>>103532
>>103530
>>103529
>>103528
>>103527
>>103525
>>103524
>>103523
>>103308
>>103306

samefag and also if you honestly think biden won you're absolutely retarded. our elections are rigged'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==103887 && dateTime=='02/07/21(Sun)12:20:51'  && image=='1551949829073.jpg') {

'>>103886
cope'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==104023 && dateTime=='02/15/21(Mon)09:29:37') {

'impeachment

Trump - 2

Faggot, Nigger Monkey burning down America loving, China worshipping, Jewish cabal serving Government - 0'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==104124 && dateTime=='02/20/21(Sat)12:47:43'  && image=='1593192853029.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==104491 && dateTime=='03/09/21(Tue)05:36:44') {

'bump, lets see if we can get this going to Biden's second term';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==104567 && dateTime=='03/12/21(Fri)06:26:03') {

'Slow thread.
RIP MAGA'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==104836 && dateTime=='03/22/21(Mon)12:21:04'  && image=='1601998027409.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==104962 && dateTime=='03/26/21(Fri)09:45:08'  && image=='Trump_grin.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==106320 && dateTime=='05/04/21(Tue)09:34:37') {

'lmao';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==106932 && dateTime=='05/19/21(Wed)08:39:45') {

'Trump is a great guy honestly';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==106938 && dateTime=='05/19/21(Wed)11:26:06') {

'>>103886
Doesn't matter Biden is your president go cope and rope cuck.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==107311 && dateTime=='05/26/21(Wed)02:54:32') {

'Trump lost.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==108277 && dateTime=='06/26/21(Sat)03:53:29') {

'>>102077
this post aged well'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109272 && dateTime=='07/24/21(Sat)00:58:42') {

'Bumping this gem.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109283 && dateTime=='07/24/21(Sat)19:27:17') {

'>>101105
MIGAbros...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109538 && dateTime=='08/06/21(Fri)02:21:20'  && image=='1553911642062.jpg') {

'tucker carlson will never bee president';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109543 && dateTime=='08/06/21(Fri)15:50:14'  && image=='1610160669864.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109577 && dateTime=='08/06/21(Fri)23:55:15') {

'trump won';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==109877 && dateTime=='08/19/21(Thu)00:58:32'  && image=='talibumper cars herat.webm') {

'>>109538
I haet yuccer grosserson.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110174 && dateTime=='08/27/21(Fri)18:40:37'  && image=='1630047288890.jpg') {

'stalling';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110175 && dateTime=='08/27/21(Fri)20:35:09'  && image=='1389509982360.gif') {

'trump got the vax
biden legitimately won the election
transgender people are valid and their rights should be equal to cisgender people

Every time you post "nigger" on the internet, another vote is secured for the Democratic Party.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110210 && dateTime=='08/28/21(Sat)22:17:45'  && image=='1630055590522.jpg') {

'>>110175
this is all wrong and u r a gaymo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110218 && dateTime=='08/29/21(Sun)13:17:18'  && image=='staller roadblock.gif') {

'Continued stalling';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110611 && dateTime=='09/22/21(Wed)12:39:14') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110615 && dateTime=='09/22/21(Wed)13:04:45') {

'>>109543
Cope. Go suck off your zionist faggot trump somewhere else.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==110769 && dateTime=='10/01/21(Fri)05:06:50'  && image=='stalling udon.jpg') {

'WHOA, slow down there.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111080 && dateTime=='10/28/21(Thu)19:50:46') {

'LET'S GO BRANDON!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111104 && dateTime=='10/30/21(Sat)18:52:39') {

'how do you srill exist?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111249 && dateTime=='11/03/21(Wed)17:54:29') {

'2 more weeks before it happens!
>inb4 "what's it?"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111282 && dateTime=='11/04/21(Thu)00:40:49'  && image=='1635921194846.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111774 && dateTime=='11/22/21(Mon)03:09:39'  && image=='hey kid.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111834 && dateTime=='11/24/21(Wed)08:44:57'  && image=='1635743178639.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111835 && dateTime=='11/24/21(Wed)08:45:28'  && image=='ReoSQqj.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111836 && dateTime=='11/24/21(Wed)08:46:08'  && image=='bqX5D9g_d.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111837 && dateTime=='11/24/21(Wed)08:46:39'  && image=='miiiNEK_d.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111838 && dateTime=='11/24/21(Wed)08:47:52'  && image=='1635942355711.gif') {

'Stupid migatards, keep trusting the plan';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111839 && dateTime=='11/24/21(Wed)08:48:41'  && image=='1623584257163m.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111840 && dateTime=='11/24/21(Wed)08:49:22'  && image=='1b0.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111951 && dateTime=='11/26/21(Fri)03:41:34'  && image=='1637352105092.jpg') {

'SEETHING';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111962 && dateTime=='11/26/21(Fri)12:39:23'  && image=='1634268665020m.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111963 && dateTime=='11/26/21(Fri)12:40:32'  && image=='1635733659629.jpg') {

'>>111951
>SEETHING'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111982 && dateTime=='11/27/21(Sat)03:41:05') {

'>>111951
he was a fucking worthless spic piece of shit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==111996 && dateTime=='11/28/21(Sun)02:04:16'  && image=='1478195499110.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==112020 && dateTime=='11/29/21(Mon)00:07:52'  && image=='i was warned.jpg') {

'Joe Bros... it wasn't supposed to be like this.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==112061 && dateTime=='11/30/21(Tue)06:54:59'  && image=='1439311278101.jpg') {

'>they don't think Trump's winning a 3rd election in a row';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113222 && dateTime=='01/10/22(Mon)03:57:40'  && image=='malaise forever.png') {

'Kamala used the "m" word.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113240 && dateTime=='01/11/22(Tue)12:35:43'  && image=='1640020272787.jpg') {

'Get your booster trumptards, daddy vax won't let you in his tower without it.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113306 && dateTime=='01/15/22(Sat)22:17:22'  && image=='1641063490714.png') {

'>>113240
New York is occupied territory, Trump's home state is Florida now.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113318 && dateTime=='01/16/22(Sun)22:42:32') {

'>>113240
Trump made the vaccine, of course he wants everyone to get it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113574 && dateTime=='01/29/22(Sat)08:48:51') {

'>>113306
Cope migatard'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113575 && dateTime=='01/29/22(Sat)08:51:54'  && image=='1632657317168.png') {

'>>112061
Cope'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113584 && dateTime=='01/29/22(Sat)12:54:37'  && image=='1643400849979.jpg') {

'>>113574
>>113575
lmao, watching you faggots pretend he's not coming back is going to make it all the sweeter when he does'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==113854 && dateTime=='02/13/22(Sun)13:06:28'  && image=='gettyimages-1194134023-1024x1024.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114208 && dateTime=='03/04/22(Fri)02:24:23'  && image=='1646254556935.jpg') {

'This would not had happened absent election rigging.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114237 && dateTime=='03/05/22(Sat)01:20:30'  && image=='maxresdefault (1).jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114298 && dateTime=='03/06/22(Sun)11:21:59'  && image=='global situation space.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114587 && dateTime=='03/16/22(Wed)23:43:07'  && image=='1646325142427.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114904 && dateTime=='03/25/22(Fri)00:12:26'  && image=='FOqmMCnVIAIPXS6.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==114922 && dateTime=='03/25/22(Fri)14:47:26') {

'>>114904
1 fortnite'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==115017 && dateTime=='03/28/22(Mon)22:37:37'  && image=='1648512761316.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==115197 && dateTime=='04/01/22(Fri)18:50:14'  && image=='1646143757101.png') {

'I wanted to post the wanwan.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==115572 && dateTime=='04/06/22(Wed)17:37:27'  && image=='unhat awoo.png') {

'>>115197
:WanWan:'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==115704 && dateTime=='04/12/22(Tue)22:27:53') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==116445 && dateTime=='05/02/22(Mon)05:17:17'  && image=='1648711728838.png') {

'Bless you /vip/tg on this unholy monday morning.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==116680 && dateTime=='05/13/22(Fri)04:33:53'  && image=='Trump putt.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==116882 && dateTime=='05/20/22(Fri)11:58:24'  && image=='phantom zone.gif') {

'I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE JANNY-EL
YOU CAN'T KEEP ME HERE FOREVER'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==117319 && dateTime=='06/12/22(Sun)00:32:35'  && image=='Capture.png') {

'Do you feel it?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==117473 && dateTime=='06/20/22(Mon)16:00:41'  && image=='biden bike 2.webm') {

'No shills allowed!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==117723 && dateTime=='07/01/22(Fri)01:50:18'  && image=='FWBoLqPX0AQO4ah.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==117864 && dateTime=='07/10/22(Sun)19:43:50'  && image=='1657254656706.png') {

'RIP';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118049 && dateTime=='07/22/22(Fri)11:46:34'  && image=='Capture.png') {

'It's happening.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118128 && dateTime=='07/27/22(Wed)14:32:54') {

'>>102068
this post did not age well'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118263 && dateTime=='08/08/22(Mon)18:08:03'  && image=='dark brandon has trouble.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118400 && dateTime=='08/12/22(Fri)17:37:47'  && image=='1656082093437.png') {

'AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA THE ESPIONAGE ACT REALLY!?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118402 && dateTime=='08/12/22(Fri)17:48:47') {

'Every single day I regret not marrying a wall street banker and settling with a man who seemingly used my family for money instead';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118419 && dateTime=='08/13/22(Sat)16:14:01'  && image=='1657144810968.jpg') {

'>>118402
Why would the banker use your family for money when he's the banker?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118620 && dateTime=='08/22/22(Mon)11:17:01'  && image=='1661179460941697.png') {

'No, I meant these documents.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118630 && dateTime=='08/22/22(Mon)21:40:00'  && image=='1644294849415.jpg') {

'Trumptards and cuckservatives aren't people';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118631 && dateTime=='08/22/22(Mon)21:41:23'  && image=='2a6.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118632 && dateTime=='08/22/22(Mon)21:44:17'  && image=='1638274092672.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118633 && dateTime=='08/22/22(Mon)21:46:39'  && image=='1632657317168.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118634 && dateTime=='08/22/22(Mon)21:48:19'  && image=='9cbc5dd5e09dfb8bf1414c4e5ced379b.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118635 && dateTime=='08/22/22(Mon)21:49:43'  && image=='1644293217747.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118636 && dateTime=='08/22/22(Mon)21:50:48'  && image=='1632619292960.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118637 && dateTime=='08/22/22(Mon)21:52:33'  && image=='1633837393636.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118638 && dateTime=='08/22/22(Mon)21:54:37'  && image=='1644304006186m.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118640 && dateTime=='08/22/22(Mon)21:58:51'  && image=='5cbf3d8e7868a.image.jpg') {

'Imagine voting for some faggot that got banned off Twitter twice. Lol nice hero you got there cuckservatives';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118641 && dateTime=='08/22/22(Mon)22:18:17'  && image=='1607879215704.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118643 && dateTime=='08/23/22(Tue)01:18:01'  && image=='newyorker cover.png') {

'>spamming nigger has a pass
unsurprising, please be gay elsewhere'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==119043 && dateTime=='08/29/22(Mon)22:15:50'  && image=='Akari Pink MAGA.png') {

'My daughter, Akari, loves Donald Trump!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==119121 && dateTime=='09/03/22(Sat)01:42:08'  && image=='FbnH0VLXkAALMuA.jpg') {

'>>119043
Thank you Akarinposter, very cool!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==119125 && dateTime=='09/03/22(Sat)12:18:40') {

'>>119121
did they make this scene look demonic on purpose?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==119171 && dateTime=='09/04/22(Sun)22:38:09'  && image=='FXwL8z8UUAMH-8V.jpg') {

'>>119125
It comes naturally.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==119402 && dateTime=='09/24/22(Sat)00:16:33') {

'Funny n-word rally tonight.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==119403 && dateTime=='09/24/22(Sat)00:17:04') {

'>>119402
for context
https://twitter.com/brenonade/status/1573473754453254145'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==119622 && dateTime=='10/08/22(Sat)13:12:02'  && image=='1665245034096807.png') {

'RALLY TODAY
RALLY TOMORROW'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==119804 && dateTime=='10/21/22(Fri)01:57:36'  && image=='1666247070668725.gif') {

'BOO!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120114 && dateTime=='11/07/22(Mon)00:31:18'  && image=='le lose by 8 points dance.webm') {

'Vote straight ticket Republican on Tuesday.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120129 && dateTime=='11/07/22(Mon)23:17:48'  && image=='1480628609113.jpg') {

'TUESDAY
NOVEMBER 15TH
MAR-A-LAGO
BE THERE OR BE GAY'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120373 && dateTime=='11/16/22(Wed)07:11:38') {

'>>120129
TRUMP 2024!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120483 && dateTime=='11/19/22(Sat)21:56:05'  && image=='1448930770410.png') {

'HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S BACK
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120871 && dateTime=='12/09/22(Fri)21:50:01'  && image=='Fjku1umXgAEBzml.jpg') {

'VINDICATION';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120930 && dateTime=='12/15/22(Thu)17:36:21') {

'lol people are really butthurt about the Trump Trading Cards.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120935 && dateTime=='12/15/22(Thu)22:58:17') {

'blumpf';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121047 && dateTime=='12/24/22(Sat)23:46:59'  && image=='FkyvmALXoAAXXGP.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121502 && dateTime=='02/07/23(Tue)03:33:54'  && image=='chink baloon pop.webm') {

'Blimpf would have shot the balloon down a week earlier.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121517 && dateTime=='02/07/23(Tue)22:49:36') {

'>>102864
I'm glad this thread is still alive so I can keep laughing at you forever'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121540 && dateTime=='02/09/23(Thu)17:33:11') {

'>>121517
faggot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121850 && dateTime=='03/07/23(Tue)16:19:51'  && image=='meatball ron.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121871 && dateTime=='03/09/23(Thu)21:03:43'  && image=='e72dd2ccf82ddf387d567f7ab0cee89bdb8e172bd589d81513b8f0d1b72dd518.jpg') {

'Can this thread last until he gets reelected?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121906 && dateTime=='03/11/23(Sat)18:13:03') {

'>>121871
Yes, if I don't bump it as frequently. Primaries start in February, and this will definitely survive the year. What's the bump limit on this board anyway?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==122075 && dateTime=='03/25/23(Sat)17:32:13') {

'>>102078
based'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==122142 && dateTime=='03/29/23(Wed)21:36:17') {

'>>122075
gay'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==122704 && dateTime=='04/26/23(Wed)15:57:08'  && image=='trump pizza.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==122854 && dateTime=='05/09/23(Tue)21:30:38'  && image=='FvuhBetWIAEFcNH.jpg') {

'A C Q U I T T E D';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123023 && dateTime=='05/20/23(Sat)14:16:30'  && image=='FvD4OlkWwAAdLcG.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123700 && dateTime=='06/29/23(Thu)15:44:48'  && image=='1686712238093636.jpg') {

'The 4th is coming up, I expect you all to celebrate and grill.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124221 && dateTime=='07/29/23(Sat)01:45:39'  && image=='F2I0ls4XoAQnOFp.jpg') {

'what a mess!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124322 && dateTime=='08/06/23(Sun)04:32:36'  && image=='Trump-is-waiting.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124554 && dateTime=='08/24/23(Thu)21:20:08'  && image=='20230824_180837.png') {

'ELECTION INTERFERENCE

NEVER SURRENDER!

DONALDJTRUMP.COM'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124976 && dateTime=='09/18/23(Mon)06:10:24'  && image=='Trump-hunting-dog7.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125733 && dateTime=='11/10/23(Fri)18:28:58'  && image=='1693191451499672.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125738 && dateTime=='11/11/23(Sat)01:19:33') {

'Bad thread';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125739 && dateTime=='11/11/23(Sat)03:46:06') {

'>>101105
good thread'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125740 && dateTime=='11/11/23(Sat)09:39:06') {

'>>125739
bad anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125746 && dateTime=='11/11/23(Sat)15:36:18'  && image=='F4cRgtjXIAEE1NR.jpg') {

'>>125739
good anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125752 && dateTime=='11/12/23(Sun)12:20:08'  && image=='the only russian collusion.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125968 && dateTime=='11/29/23(Wed)05:37:29'  && image=='1598069681780.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125977 && dateTime=='11/29/23(Wed)19:04:54') {

'i have bought some trump on ethereum

we'll see how well it does come election time

also have a load of trump nfts'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126244 && dateTime=='12/20/23(Wed)01:15:34') {

'Trumo has another round of NFTs.
The last two rounds have both turned a profit.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126249 && dateTime=='12/20/23(Wed)14:43:41') {

'>>126244
you can't sell these ones for a year I don't think

best thing is just to get $TRUMP on Ethereum (the 18M market cap one) because that's the project that cleverly donated a big chunk to the Trump NFT address, so Trump makes money out of this shitcoin, plus they donate a lot of the proceeds to charity also so it's an all round gud coin

If getting NFTs, get the first series imo'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126269 && dateTime=='12/22/23(Fri)15:59:19') {

'>>126249
I don't really care about fake emoney or trading cards but it's cool and funny that Trump makes money off of them.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126297 && dateTime=='12/27/23(Wed)07:11:06'  && image=='Trump-incep3.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126514 && dateTime=='01/18/24(Thu)00:28:55'  && image=='GEDuufBWcAAmGlm.jpg') {

'W I N N I N G';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126546 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)15:11:16'  && image=='20231003_085031.jpg') {

'>>121850
Meatball Ron has withdrawn from the race and endorsed President Trump.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126931 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)06:18:21'  && image=='GHDzz2gW4AEimcy.jpg') {

'Birdbrained Nikki Haley (where is her husband btw?) has withdrawn from the race and petulantly refuses to endorse President Trump.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127000 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)20:42:10'  && image=='1635964401787.png') {

'Oh hai.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127600 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:24:38'  && image=='20240415_202315.jpg') {

'Enjoying the show?';

}

}
}