import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/vip/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void /vip/ - Very Important Posts(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = '/vip/ - Very Important Posts';
int postNumber = 117430;
String image = '1655592152990.jpg';
String date = '06/18/22(Sat)18:42:32';
String comment = 'Welcome to /vip/, a board for 4chan Pass users. Anyone can view, but only 4chan Pass users can post.

/vip/ has no topic - talk about whatever you want!

/vip/ is an experimental board, so expect frequent changes to rules and features in the coming days.
Currently, all global rules are enforced.'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==117887 && dateTime=='07/11/22(Mon)12:50:07') {

'why is this sticky on page 10';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118364 && dateTime=='08/11/22(Thu)23:47:13') {

'>>117887
It's obviously a copy pasted imposter ya fuckwit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==118660 && dateTime=='08/24/22(Wed)17:20:26') {

'>>118364
be nice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==119380 && dateTime=='09/22/22(Thu)12:17:27') {

'>>117430
bumping the sticky to the front'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==119399 && dateTime=='09/23/22(Fri)17:20:36'  && image=='vip.png') {

'Welcome to /vip/, a board for 4chan Pass users. Anyone can view, but only 4chan Pass users can post.

/vip/ has no topic - talk about whatever you want!

/vip/ is an experimental board, so expect frequent changes to rules and features in the coming days.
Currently, all global rules are enforced.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120194 && dateTime=='11/12/22(Sat)17:36:00') {

'Welcome to /vip/, a board for 4chan Pass users. Anyone can view, but only 4chan Pass users can post.

/vip/ has no topic - talk about whatever you want!

/vip/ is an experimental board, so expect frequent changes to rules and features in the coming days.
Currently, all global rules are enforced.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120204 && dateTime=='11/12/22(Sat)20:04:50'  && image=='FhQOR5wakAExGwz.jpg') {

'>>117430
Cool.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120206 && dateTime=='11/12/22(Sat)20:06:00'  && image=='FhFIFD9UAAAkZrO.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120207 && dateTime=='11/12/22(Sat)20:06:32'  && image=='FbAsrzYagAAsfVX.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120210 && dateTime=='11/12/22(Sat)20:10:25'  && image=='FXNzRc6acAIT2hk.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120211 && dateTime=='11/12/22(Sat)20:10:57'  && image=='FhH5nn0aAAEMUuN.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120214 && dateTime=='11/12/22(Sat)20:12:17'  && image=='be44e46d1d944aa544b4bcb40b7e058a.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==120937 && dateTime=='12/16/22(Fri)00:28:41') {

'wtf the sticky is on page 10 i better bump it back up to the front whew that was a close one guys';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121531 && dateTime=='02/08/23(Wed)16:09:29') {

'Woah, can't let the sticky fall off.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==121932 && dateTime=='03/14/23(Tue)13:11:05') {

'bumping the sticky back to the front from page 9';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==122391 && dateTime=='04/15/23(Sat)10:59:22') {

'>>119399
thank you'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==122405 && dateTime=='04/15/23(Sat)22:26:17'  && image=='45435435434351221.png') {

'Welcome to /vip/, a board for 4chan Pass users. Anyone can view, but only 4chan Pass users can post.

/vip/ has no topic - talk about whatever you want!

/vip/ is an experimental board, so expect frequent changes to rules and features in the coming days.
Currently, all global rules are enforced.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==122426 && dateTime=='04/16/23(Sun)16:15:46'  && image=='12345sdfg345.png') {

'Welcome to /vip/, a board for 4chan Pass users. Anyone can view, but only 4chan Pass users can post.

/vip/ has no topic - talk about whatever you want!

/vip/ is an experimental board, so expect frequent changes to rules and features in the coming days.
Currently, all global rules are enforced.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123029 && dateTime=='05/21/23(Sun)08:54:59'  && image=='tegaki.png') {

'>>117430
bumping the sticky'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==123678 && dateTime=='06/28/23(Wed)10:49:48') {

'whats the sticky doing down here get back up to the front please';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124184 && dateTime=='07/26/23(Wed)19:18:17') {

'Fuck it';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==124531 && dateTime=='08/22/23(Tue)18:13:30') {

'Whoa, how'd the sticky fall down this far? Better send you back up!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125150 && dateTime=='10/03/23(Tue)10:44:59') {

'>>123029
again'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125930 && dateTime=='11/24/23(Fri)18:17:58') {

'>>118364
prove it'
;

}

if(XANONX && title=='undefined' && postNumber==125958 && dateTime=='11/28/23(Tue)00:18:51'  && image=='YOTSUBA LOOKING A LITTLE OVER THERE.jpg') {

'ANON I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126383 && dateTime=='01/03/24(Wed)19:45:26'  && image=='1703978028570626.jpg') {

'Fish :3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126539 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)00:50:21') {

'FINALLY';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126541 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)02:53:26') {

'>>117430
posting in a sticky'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126543 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)12:16:01'  && image=='thief.png') {

'Wow! Another whole thread dedicated to Marisa!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126547 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)16:16:53') {

'HELLO BOYS!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126548 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)16:17:31'  && image=='cat triple question mark supreme.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126549 && dateTime=='01/21/24(Sun)20:15:17') {

'>>126548
cat triple question mark supreme'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126550 && dateTime=='01/22/24(Mon)00:47:57') {

'>>117430
wtf?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126558 && dateTime=='01/23/24(Tue)18:16:54') {

'>>117430
How is this not MOD Impersonation?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126563 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)14:14:18'  && image=='sticky.png') {

'>>118364
well well well what have we here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126567 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)23:13:23'  && image=='Screenshot_20240124_231307.jpg') {

'>>126563
That's my post, imposter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126568 && dateTime=='01/24/24(Wed)23:43:15') {

'>>126567
nice try, me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126569 && dateTime=='01/25/24(Thu)00:39:48'  && image=='Screenshot_20240125_003927.jpg') {

'>>126568
Uh oh'
;

}

if(Half && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126578 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)01:55:22'  && image=='noel.png') {

'postan in stiggi';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126582 && dateTime=='01/26/24(Fri)03:56:11'  && image=='1613861290024.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126595 && dateTime=='01/27/24(Sat)07:36:00') {

'idgi';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126604 && dateTime=='01/28/24(Sun)00:32:23') {

'>>126595
the game'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126622 && dateTime=='01/31/24(Wed)16:11:56') {

'>>117430
bostin in sticki bread'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126658 && dateTime=='02/03/24(Sat)10:43:56'  && image=='1660294351062200.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126678 && dateTime=='02/05/24(Mon)14:17:57') {

'SNEED';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126690 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)22:25:14'  && image=='_132549008_8ceae64e68f69352e3839f8b537d0c78e590e848.jpg') {

'I wanna update the pass but those Binance and Coinbase shit don't work in Armenia. Any alternative?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126721 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)06:05:42') {

'This shit is dead innit';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126724 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)16:49:37'  && image=='1589962563734.jpg') {

'this shit alive asf frfr';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126726 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)11:40:31'  && image=='1703554634250988.png') {

'Marisa? My valentine.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126782 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)22:39:08') {

'bostin in a stiggy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126785 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)13:19:32') {

'lol';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126791 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)16:44:48') {

'Power';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126804 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)05:08:04') {

'>>126726
Dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126878 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)22:55:43') {

'>>126724
yes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126983 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)00:13:56'  && image=='59.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==126987 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)12:04:50') {

'test';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127019 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)13:19:19') {

'This post has been stickied for 2 years and only has 56 replies?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127048 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)13:36:34') {

'>>127019
New'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127051 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)16:03:21') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127080 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)15:43:56') {

'no';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127085 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)14:00:34') {

'>>127048
Yes'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127131 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)10:01:42') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127211 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)16:33:00'  && image=='cat question mark.png') {

'>>127051
did it work'
;

}

if(Poor Investor && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127315 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)09:55:40') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127359 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)17:34:19') {

'let me remind myself when I first bought this pass';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127360 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)17:35:02') {

'>>127359
wtf I did since4pass'
;

}

if(since4pass && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127401 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)03:56:43') {

'Why does since4pass never work for me';

}

if(since4pass && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127402 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)03:57:14') {

'>>127360
not working for me either'
;

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127407 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)04:21:05') {

'>be me
>just bought the rights to the sticky
>every reply has to pay a tax to me
feels great man'
;

}

if(Anonymous Mogul && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127409 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)04:54:19') {

'posting in a sticky

';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127412 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)07:21:27') {

'fags';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127413 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)07:23:16') {

'>>127402
not working for me either. probably something to do with the yotsuba stock exchange'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127414 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)07:29:24') {

'It's over bros.';

}

if(undefined && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127422 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)19:37:19') {

'>>127414
the stonk market crash of 24'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127441 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)15:11:14'  && image=='pepsi1.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127442 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)15:11:33'  && image=='pepsi2.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127443 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)15:11:55'  && image=='pepsi3.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127444 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)15:12:20'  && image=='pepsi4.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127449 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)06:00:09') {

'>>127441
>>127442
>>127443
>>127444 trips
impressive, very nice.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127453 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)12:34:18') {

'>>127444
Wholesome get'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127498 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:13:43') {

'>>127442
>>127443
why does the door have two handles'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127514 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)14:27:05'  && image=='trans-shark.jpg') {

'Yesterday and today all I can do is post comments w/o images. If I try to post a comment with an image I get a message like "Upload failed." And now you idiots won't let me post in VIP unless I attach an image? What kind of Chinese fire drill is this?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==127515 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)14:28:08'  && image=='you - won't - do - shit.jpg') {

'>>127514
For some reason I can include a file to a post here but not on other boards? WTF?'
;

}

}
}