import 4.code.options;
import 4.code.about;

class Header{

public void title(){

String fullTitle = "// - ";

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

public void refresh(a);

class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "86217";
String image = "pass.png";
String date = "11/01/18(Thu)06:53:28";
String comment = "What the h*ck is this poop?

Why doesn't hiro accept cash anymore?"

public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86239 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)11:42:06" && image=="1538224408379.jpg")

"How long ago did this start?
Has everyone been paying for their passes with bitcoins?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86240 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)12:00:47")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86241 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)12:34:35")

Must've been recently; I've always paid for passes using credit cards including earlier this year.

Also, 16."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86242 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)12:39:59")

I paid by card just a few months ago
well rip guess I can't get a pass next year because I refuse to buy bitcoin"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86243 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)12:41:13")

also 17"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86245 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)12:59:01")

">tfw bought my pass in 2012 with $20 of bitcoin
>if I'd saved it it would have been worth over $10,000"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86248 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)16:24:09" && image=="1540337639750.jpg")


I remember you could use pay pal the other week, luckily I trade crypto, so this works out even better for me.

Seriously though, who wants to use a credit card or paypal on 4chan. Lets try not give the feds all our informashions."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86249 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)16:26:18")


Coinbase nigga. any normie can use it, and it doesn't have to be bitcoin. I recommend ETH."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86253 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)17:12:49" && image=="1541086926117.jpg")

It's 15 morons"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86254 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)17:16:55")

The fed has a lot more info on you than just your shitposting habits on a Chinese hentai site.

Is this an American thing?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86256 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)17:30:22")

It's a doing it the right way thing."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86259 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)19:04:24" && image=="huh.png")

Why did the value of fries change in the last one?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86262 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)19:08:47")

Ah, I see. I should have paid more attention sensei."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86263 && dateTime=="11/01/18(Thu)19:51:03")

I still say it's 17. Just because they forgot to draw another fry and and didn't draw the plus sign fully horizontally doesn't mean that's not what they intended. Do you have any proof otherwise/"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86275 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)06:22:15")

"I paid with my debit card like a week ago";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86280 && dateTime=="11/02/18(Fri)15:38:00" && image=="tegaki.png")

Didn't paypal ban 4chin back in, like, 2005?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86284 && dateTime=="11/03/18(Sat)01:32:08")


Who cares.

Crypto is the only one and true way of payment."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86286 && dateTime=="11/03/18(Sat)02:46:29" && image=="that old boomer.jpg")

"How does I coinbase?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86288 && dateTime=="11/03/18(Sat)11:36:51")


>make coinbase account
>buy Eth or Btc then buy 4chin Pass

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86289 && dateTime=="11/03/18(Sat)12:05:34")

"Fuck this shit
I used visa vanilla gift card to pay"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86314 && dateTime=="11/04/18(Sun)01:12:27")

Give them your full name, phone number, your address, social security number and picture of your ID, then you can buy your 4chan pass"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86315 && dateTime=="11/04/18(Sun)01:32:58")

What the fuck?

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86316 && dateTime=="11/04/18(Sun)01:52:52")

Yeah, really. Try signing up for the service, you literally cannot complete making an account until you've given them all that info."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86320 && dateTime=="11/04/18(Sun)03:13:11" && image=="tegaki.png")

5+2+10 = 17"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86341 && dateTime=="11/04/18(Sun)17:59:58")

I payed with crypto this year. Guess I'll be doing that from now on"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86347 && dateTime=="11/05/18(Mon)02:06:25")

This is b8"

if(Prof Sai && title=="" && postNumber==86375 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)23:52:36")


The problem with this question is that it is not clear what is meant by having two fries together like that.

If it is simply addition, why don't they use the plus sign like the rest of the additions? If it is multiplication, as is usually the case when two variables are written together, then the value of a single fry would be the square root of two - an irrational number. It could even be razed to a power, since one fry is lifter above the other. But even an algebra calculator I found can't solve x^x=2. I was able to ballpark it to about 1.5599. So...

> If the Double Fry means:

Addition: 15
Multiplication: 19.142136...
Exponentiation: 20.599..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86419 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)14:44:31")

>You can only buy passes with cryptocurrency now
What the fuck is this shit? Welp, guess I'm not buying passes anymore; I ain't paying for some shady crypto shit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86427 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)17:14:55" && image=="1540865909487.jpg")

"Well, looks like I got 2 weeks left before my pass expires. Goodbye, >>>/vip/";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86431 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)18:20:23")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86434 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)18:54:48")

Better get used to it everyone in 7 years a form of bitcoin will be the 1 world currency no other currency will be ever accepted again"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86435 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:05:51" && image=="sulk.png")

I guess this is it then. No more passes for me."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86437 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)21:21:25" && image=="tegaki.png")

Oh shit, I didn't see the multiplication sign. Very tricky!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86438 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:30:53")

"You usta could go buy a prepaid visa card with cash and use that to pay. It was a nice anonymous way to get a pass. Why can't we be anonymous anymore?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86439 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:50:53")

>get prepaid card with cash
>buy bitcoin
>buy pass"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86440 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:28:03")

how do you get bitcoin anonymously?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86443 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)10:44:21")



Noncrypto plebs need to move out a long time ago."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86456 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)01:55:34")

where else? where did we used to buy it back in the dAy?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86468 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)04:41:55" && image=="1541515875883.jpg")

>Better get used to it everyone in 7 years a form of bitcoin will be the 1 world currency no other currency will be ever accepted again

Dream on kiddo, world of global finance is a way deeper rabbit hole.
If you're lucky maybe in 50 years

No CredCard payment, no 4chan support.
Fuck off crypto, it's a niche at this point in time.

Bye bye 4chan"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86472 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)09:43:09" && image=="radioschackcatalogue001.jpg")

>where did we used to buy it back in the dAy?
I have no idea."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86473 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)09:43:46")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86476 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)10:53:50")


I just got my 4chan pass a few months back and don't know how to do bitcoin.

WTF, man? Do you guys not want my money?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86482 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)14:43:45")

"i know we've [i]never[/i] been able to use paypal due to their position on 4chan since around 06

pretty confident that credit cards weren't viable on passes because so many get stolen"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86484 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)16:36:11")

"Hiro's probably doing this to avoid paying taxes / fees on payments received. After all the government can't touch currency that isn't officially recognized by any one country.

He's pretty much shooting himself in the foot. Bitcoin will never be a standard, no matter how much the inner-circle wants to jerk themselves off over these virtual wacky bux."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86486 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)18:00:06")

It's more likely he got cut off by the payment processors, like stripe."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86487 && dateTime=="11/10/18(Sat)18:02:50" && image=="1480370727726.jpg")

>so many get stolen
Whose credit card got stolen? This sounds like bullshit. If this had really happened, I guarantee you there would be a huge stink made over it. EVERYONE would be shit talking hiro if it were found out just one person's credit card number got stolen after having bought a pass."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86500 && dateTime=="11/11/18(Sun)01:47:36" && image=="0fc8aacbac4225ffb1de4de0a45f7dea.jpg")

>Hiro's probably doing this to avoid paying taxes / fees
I sure hope Hiro's not that fucking stupid. What little money he might save in taxes/fees would be lost with the drop of people opting not to buy $20 worth of passes in the first place because of hesitation to purchase cryptocurrency."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86507 && dateTime=="11/11/18(Sun)04:48:00")

yeah I don't think hiro is that much retarded.
I simply think they had a problem with whatever payment gateway they were using and now they're finding a new one.
May take a while since not everyone would be ok with accepting 4chan, and at the same time you can't say fuck it and use the most ignorant gateways because they ask for bigger fees and hiro wouldn't want that."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86528 && dateTime=="11/12/18(Mon)09:58:31" && image=="tegaki.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86676 && dateTime=="11/12/18(Mon)13:54:10")

"Pass sales about to take a nosedive.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==86678 && dateTime=="11/12/18(Mon)14:07:12")

"Well rip buying a pass.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87223 && dateTime=="11/15/18(Thu)11:17:53")

"hiro needs to shut up and take my money!";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87226 && dateTime=="11/15/18(Thu)17:18:44")

"Payment processors are dropping services to sites that host thought criminals. Only FB and TWTR will be allowed to exist.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87229 && dateTime=="11/15/18(Thu)21:26:11")

This. WTF is wrong with credit cards? I now have to sign up for some stupid cryptoshit marketplace just to send Hiro 20 bucks once a year? Retarded."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87230 && dateTime=="11/15/18(Thu)22:05:09")

"Alright so I just tried to buy some bitcoin and coinbase wants me to send them my damn driver's licence to verify my identity before I can buy.

So then I try another site and my credit card is declined by my bank because it doesn't allow its clients to purchase bitcoin...alright. Lite coin seems to work but now it's asking me for a wallet. I get a new wallet but before it works I need to download every fucking transaction in the last 7 fucking years and it's 20 fuckin gigs.

No wonder nobody fucking uses this shit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87243 && dateTime=="11/16/18(Fri)11:29:29" && image=="1309241711864.jpg")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87244 && dateTime=="11/16/18(Fri)16:53:48")

"use Cash app to buy bitcoin
1% fee"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87245 && dateTime=="11/16/18(Fri)17:45:31")

Paypal delisted 4chan back in 2016. Nobody trusts any alternative credit card payment system. Also, it's 1000x more profitable to get a fraction of the highest-priced cryptos than it is to get any amount of fiat currency."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87246 && dateTime=="11/16/18(Fri)18:08:56")

Thanks for responding, hiro."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87247 && dateTime=="11/16/18(Fri)21:16:48")

Nani did you 言う?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87248 && dateTime=="11/16/18(Fri)21:25:17")

Welp, this is it. 4 years of buying a pass and I literally cannot purchase any crypto currency with my cards and therefore cannot purchase a pass.

Thanks Hiro."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87249 && dateTime=="11/16/18(Fri)21:27:54")

So that begs the question, is Hiro more interested in helping the 4chan community or making money? Because that sounds like someone who's more interests in a financial pursuit."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87251 && dateTime=="11/16/18(Fri)21:51:01")

">can't pay with bitcoin without giving away personal information
>my country's ISP is blocked
I guess my time here is limited."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87256 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)01:37:16" && image=="tegaki.png")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87257 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)02:44:02")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87259 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)06:19:52")

">7 days to go
See you later, VIP cowboys"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87261 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)07:30:03")

So I sent an email to [email protected] asking what the hell. They responded with this:
>Hi Anon,
>We're in the process of transitioning to a new payment provider.
>We hope to offer credit card purchases again shortly.
>4chan Pass Support"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87268 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)12:49:55")

If they don't change their mind, it gonna be also the end for me. To bad..."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87269 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)13:00:16")

">will keep my year even if i let it lapse for awhile
>4channel is going to shit anyway
literally who cares"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87270 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)13:09:39" && image=="millhouse.jpg")

>change their mind
I don't think it was a decision on 4chan's end to stop taking credit cards. It's more likely they've been cut off by the payment processors for being an alt right website."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87271 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)13:19:43" && image=="harulu.png")

Renewed in October. When my pass expires I will likely have had the longest run of any pass holder."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87276 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)14:08:41")

do you think it was worth it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87279 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)14:25:47")

So it really is /pol/'s fault? Fucking hell."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87280 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)14:32:25")

bs. I paid with credit cards for 2 years in a row"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87286 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)16:25:29")

i've been paying with credit card for all years pass has been available"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87287 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)16:27:32")

"Someone probably reported /pol/ to Stripe.

If moot was in charge this would have never happened. This Hiroyuki asshole has done nothing since taking over 4chan other than stuffing the site full of bad adware and posting once of twice a year in his fucked up broken engrish."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87288 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)16:28:31")

bbcode doesn't work here newfag.

you haven't been here since 06... you probably haven't been here for a year"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87290 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)16:31:51")

Plenty of disgusting porn sites take credit card. Can't 4chan use CC BIlling then?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87312 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)20:41:01")

>Plenty of disgusting porn sites take credit card.
They aren't alt right nazis though. Those sites are run by good jewish people."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87320 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)21:20:01")

I hope that's true. I can wait a few months, but won't participate in this backwards privacy raping bullshit just to post on the remains of 4chan."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87321 && dateTime=="11/17/18(Sat)21:22:09")

I wonder which website a pass will let me post on after the split. I'll pay to post on /a/, but not /b/."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87405 && dateTime=="11/21/18(Wed)03:54:36")

"Fix this shit, I only have a month left and I won't use crypto.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87406 && dateTime=="11/21/18(Wed)03:59:10")

It would be extremely dumb if the pass wouldn't work on both."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87433 && dateTime=="11/21/18(Wed)11:06:04")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87435 && dateTime=="11/21/18(Wed)14:12:09")

"So are you guys too stupid to figure out how to pay in bitcoin or what? It's not really a big deal.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87436 && dateTime=="11/21/18(Wed)14:12:46")

No, I have seen holders from 2006 or 2008"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87443 && dateTime=="11/21/18(Wed)17:16:41")

How do you get bitcoin anonymously?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87447 && dateTime=="11/21/18(Wed)18:05:56")

This isn't how this works. He wants my money, I don't have to figure out anything."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87462 && dateTime=="11/22/18(Thu)18:48:52")

Find and meet someone willing to trade a paper slip with the private key to a wallet (or transfer a certain amount to your wallet's address) for cash in person.
Alternatively, find some cryptocurrency exchange which is lax on enforcing KYC regulations and get your coins out of there before it implodes.

Yes, both options completely suck compared to a virtual/prepaid credit card, but it's possible."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87467 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)01:49:28" && image=="tegaki.png")

Just use coinbase"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87468 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)02:34:36")

I don't know if I want to trust them with my photo ID"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87471 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)09:18:47" && image=="1541192479218.png")

"I think the obvious answer is that Hiro is a kike and wants to avoid tax";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87478 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)13:12:21")

Retardfag here, so I can just buy $20 worth of crypto on an account with actual money then quickly use that to buy a 4chan pass before the currency devalues again?
Pain in the fucking ass"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87502 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)14:41:33")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87503 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)14:42:51")

"So on boards like /a/ I can respond without captcha but other places I can respond with captcha.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87516 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)15:13:05")

"wtf is this shit";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87569 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)19:20:39")

The feds already know your shitposting habits
They don’t care because it’s not a threat to national security"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87570 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)19:21:27")

I used my visa debit card like a normie earlier this year"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87571 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)19:24:45")

I hate bitcoin and I never want to use it"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87572 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)19:40:50")

See ya later Space Cowboy"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87590 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)22:16:32")

See you later, friend.

Hiroshimoot really wants this place to die I guess."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87597 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)23:36:29")

So glad I renewed my pass only recently. At least I have most of a year left here."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87598 && dateTime=="11/23/18(Fri)23:39:27" && image=="tegaki.png")

"lol just found about about this board";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87612 && dateTime=="11/24/18(Sat)01:22:33")

"I'm good until october of next year then I guess I'm out.
What the fuck kind if retard shit is this? Accept real money not fucking buttcoin you stupid goddamn chink"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87633 && dateTime=="11/24/18(Sat)03:55:23" && image=="tegaki.png")

"Fucking nigger advertisers. I won't be able to buy a pass with a debit card anymore because of them.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87655 && dateTime=="11/24/18(Sat)15:41:03")

">pass expires on December 31st
2019 already off to a great start"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87689 && dateTime=="11/25/18(Sun)16:59:02")

"BUMP for exposure. I hope hiro sees this.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87704 && dateTime=="11/26/18(Mon)17:06:02")

Hiro is well aware. It has been rumored another, if not the biggest reason behind the 4channel split was to find a payment provider that's willing to process purchases of 4channel passes, which conveniently also work on 4chan. We already had scummy ads before."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87705 && dateTime=="11/26/18(Mon)20:23:10")

so there's hope for CC processing in the next few months?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87708 && dateTime=="11/26/18(Mon)22:41:02")

But my pass renewal date is first week of December. Next few months take too long."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87709 && dateTime=="11/26/18(Mon)23:31:09")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87714 && dateTime=="11/27/18(Tue)04:04:57")

">Dawn of the final month
>31 days remain"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87715 && dateTime=="11/27/18(Tue)04:15:49")

What website will you move to after that?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87716 && dateTime=="11/27/18(Tue)04:23:04")

I'm here since 2005 and only have a pass for three years. I don't think I go anywhere, just have to get used to the captcha again. I hope it isn't much worse than before.
>you are longer here than moot"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87717 && dateTime=="11/27/18(Tue)04:58:29")

I actually was about to buy the pass the day they removed payment methods entirely. Then I had to wait a couple days until crypto was finally accepted.
The reason behind this is that their payment provider cut business ties."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87724 && dateTime=="11/27/18(Tue)13:15:47")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87731 && dateTime=="11/27/18(Tue)20:47:47")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87741 && dateTime=="11/28/18(Wed)10:51:30")

"Either he is like actually a criminal, or retarded
Or both!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87760 && dateTime=="11/30/18(Fri)12:02:09" && image=="7875897.jpg")

">Pass expires today
>No credit card option"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87761 && dateTime=="11/30/18(Fri)16:01:00")

Cause it is only one box of fries"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87764 && dateTime=="11/30/18(Fri)20:11:56")

"Is there an alternative to coinbase that will take my debit card or discover? I'm not gonna try to find another bank that will let me buy Bitcoin and coinbase doesn't sperg out on just to send hiroshimoot 20 dollarydoos.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87765 && dateTime=="11/30/18(Fri)20:45:30")

"how do I buy Bitcoin without taking a fucking selfie";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87782 && dateTime=="12/01/18(Sat)06:41:06")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87784 && dateTime=="12/01/18(Sat)09:30:25")

With an amazon gift card. It's how all the cool kids launder drug money."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87786 && dateTime=="12/01/18(Sat)12:31:25")

please explain for an oldfag, what do selfies have to do with bitcoin? I need to start figuring out how these things work for when my pass needs to be renewed."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87793 && dateTime=="12/01/18(Sat)12:47:13")

Almost every trader wants enough personal information to steal your identity plus a selfie of you holding your ID and a photocopy of said ID to sell you bitcoin"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87816 && dateTime=="12/01/18(Sat)18:37:51")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87819 && dateTime=="12/02/18(Sun)03:03:48" && image=="0156v2ndf9701.png")

Mine expires tomorrow
It has been good run folks"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87891 && dateTime=="12/02/18(Sun)10:53:16")

"Thankfully I've got the crypto already worked out when my Pass expires. Which was a massive pain in the ass. I won a bunch of money on a betting site, and got paid out in crypto a year ago(at about the level cryptos at right now, so I didnt make any gains). The betting site unfortunatly got enough info to steal my identity, though.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87930 && dateTime=="12/05/18(Wed)22:34:51" && image=="5c4bba602a4814262779cb7128233aec.jpg")

Another /vip/er bites the dust.

I'm holding out refreshing the support 4chan page everyday hoping to see credit cards put back on the accepted payments list. Mine expires Jan 1, I've got little less than a month left.

Please don't fail me hiro."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87931 && dateTime=="12/06/18(Thu)01:12:45" && image=="goat_tower.jpg")

Credit card payment is never coming back. Search your feelings, you know this to be true."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87933 && dateTime=="12/06/18(Thu)06:00:33")

Mine expires on the 29th. He should work his ass off because keeping paying customers is easier than gaining new ones. I had a pass for several years but if it expires I don't think I will bother to renew it ever.I used this site for almost a decade without a pass, if I lose it I will realize I never got anything meaningful for it. Changes go through regardless of my opinion, my donation is nothing compared to the everyday costs and the only real advantage is captcha but I don't even post that much.

It is the end of the year, you can be 100% sure nothing major will happen now."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87935 && dateTime=="12/06/18(Thu)09:31:13" && image=="1507083344389.jpg")

>It is the end of the year, you can be 100% sure nothing major will happen now.
What's that supposed to mean?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87936 && dateTime=="12/06/18(Thu)09:37:16")

People now only look forward to Christmas and new year. They rarely bother with anything else."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87948 && dateTime=="12/07/18(Fri)03:50:57")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87951 && dateTime=="12/07/18(Fri)14:30:37")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87952 && dateTime=="12/07/18(Fri)16:22:16")

Such horseshit
See ya after August /Vip/ since I can’t pay with my debit card like a good goy"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87957 && dateTime=="12/08/18(Sat)00:15:14")

Why would anyone accept cash through the mail these days? Any idiot could claim he sent it but then never received? Plus why would he give you his address, even a po box for you freaks to send shit to?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87960 && dateTime=="12/08/18(Sat)00:49:11")

Speak for yourself, you must be a sad mfer."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87966 && dateTime=="12/08/18(Sat)06:03:12" && image=="naughty cat girl.jpg")

Sure son."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87971 && dateTime=="12/09/18(Sun)07:16:06")

"Perhaps hiro, or whoever the Treasurer of 4chan is, should allow direct bank wiring of funds to buy passes. Maybe in bulk, to make it cost effect, and such that people can share passes with their friends and family.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87975 && dateTime=="12/09/18(Sun)16:27:27")

">pass expires on December 31st
It's been a good run"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87989 && dateTime=="12/10/18(Mon)14:47:47" && image=="1311399504301.jpg")

"My pass expires in two weeks. It's not lookin' like this shit is going to get fixed any time soon.

I'll miss you guys."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87993 && dateTime=="12/11/18(Tue)13:51:34")

RIP anons."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87994 && dateTime=="12/11/18(Tue)16:02:10")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==87998 && dateTime=="12/13/18(Thu)00:44:56")

>It's 15 morons

Nooo... you only responded to 3 morons. Go back and check your work."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88010 && dateTime=="12/13/18(Thu)09:55:08")

">paid $40 at a Bitcoin ATM
>only got $35 of BCH after fees
>paid $20 of BCH to 4chan(nel)
>my remaining $15 has now depreciated to $5

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88013 && dateTime=="12/13/18(Thu)18:00:45")

It's unbelievable the only way to pay for a service now is with an unstable currency. Hiro is losing his shirt on this."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88032 && dateTime=="12/15/18(Sat)07:44:36")

>people falling for fantasy-currency
Look what you've done, hiro, LOOK!"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88034 && dateTime=="12/15/18(Sat)17:33:46")

Seriously, Hiro needs to fix this shit right now and offer something, hell even paypal. I don't care. FIX IT. I'm not a cryptofag, I'm not using that internet meme money and giving those exchanges all my personal info just to buy a god damn $20 pass. FIX IT. When my pass expires in Feb if this shit is not fixed then I'm unironically going to leave. Seriously, FIX IT."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88276 && dateTime=="12/17/18(Mon)18:54:12")

"speaking of passes, is it possible to change the email address associated with your pass?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88337 && dateTime=="12/22/18(Sat)06:39:02" && image=="hell 4chan.jpg")

">got the email I have 7 days left
So this is how it ends"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88339 && dateTime=="12/22/18(Sat)09:13:42")

"Why don't they at least communicate with us what's going on?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88362 && dateTime=="12/23/18(Sun)09:39:57")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88363 && dateTime=="12/23/18(Sun)12:57:26")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88367 && dateTime=="12/23/18(Sun)17:41:50" && image=="tegaki.png")

" :[";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88368 && dateTime=="12/23/18(Sun)19:19:12")

"How the fuck am I going to go back to posting without a pass. Every now and then I forget to log back in after clearing my cookies, and filling out google's shitty ass datamining captcha is such a chore.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88411 && dateTime=="12/26/18(Wed)14:31:35")

just dont post."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88463 && dateTime=="12/28/18(Fri)06:35:03")

"No credit card or Paypal?

Fucking dropped. If they said no to covering 4chan transactions anymore then fuck those assholes. But there is no way in hell I am ever using shady digicurrencies. Guess I'm done Jan 2nd.

I guess this is goodbye for now and hopefully not the beginning of the end for this site."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88464 && dateTime=="12/28/18(Fri)07:16:46")

"My pass will expire tomorrow. One last question if I may. If sometimes in the future cc is back can I use the same account to renew my pass or do I have to register again?";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88468 && dateTime=="12/28/18(Fri)13:10:41")

"two months, no reaction.
the silence from hiro is deafening."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88469 && dateTime=="12/28/18(Fri)14:11:11" && image=="1519948700568.jpg")

I got it too. Ends on the 2nd. This is the end."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88505 && dateTime=="12/31/18(Mon)04:29:32" && image=="a5ea78ec3d6d3f918e0d3b1a60e9fdcde2924c7c_00.jpg")

"On the last day of the year, let's remember the fallen 4chan(nel)-passes, killed by Hiro.


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88515 && dateTime=="12/31/18(Mon)17:57:46")

"Pass expires in a couple hours, it's been an honor lads.
Fuck you, you slant eyed kike."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88544 && dateTime=="01/01/19(Tue)16:34:59")


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88547 && dateTime=="01/02/19(Wed)12:46:08")

"It's because cc companies and paypal don't fuck with 4chan due to the porn and general garbage on the site. The option will probably pop up again eventually like it tends to do.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88554 && dateTime=="01/03/19(Thu)20:58:16")

30 / 3 = 10
20 - 10 = 10 / 2 = 5
9 - 5 = 4 / 2 = 2
5 + 1 x 10 = 60"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88555 && dateTime=="01/03/19(Thu)21:15:17")

"Just got my e-mail, I bought the pass when moot first discounted it and have had it since. I don't want to go back to pleb posting but I'm not using these fucking coins.
Sent an e-mail to Hiro complaining for whatever that can do. How come the 4channel split didn't fix it?"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88559 && dateTime=="01/04/19(Fri)06:25:00")

>cc companies & paypal
>hating porn
since when?

>4chan gets split up to potentially make money from ads (LOL)
>all the while 4chan(nel) is actually really losing money by making passes shitcoin-only

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88561 && dateTime=="01/04/19(Fri)09:47:30" && image=="1521315959538.jpg")

>20 - 10 = 5
>5 + 1 x 10 = 60"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88573 && dateTime=="01/05/19(Sat)01:10:53")

"Had to go through the bullshit process just to renew my pass. Taking a picture of my fucking driver's license? The reason why people are willing to buy passes with credit cards is because it's simple, easy, and almost everyone already does this. Expecting most people to jump through hoops for almost an hour (if there are no problems) is insane.";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88581 && dateTime=="01/05/19(Sat)10:23:05")

>Taking a picture of my fucking driver's license?
I thought buttcoin was anonymous"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88582 && dateTime=="01/05/19(Sat)10:32:09")

"always 8ch";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88587 && dateTime=="01/06/19(Sun)00:06:11")

You have to trade for bitcoins at a market, and usually the seller requires you to post some sort of id before you make the transaction."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88591 && dateTime=="01/06/19(Sun)12:26:27")

"Major Protip: you can buy Bitcoin from local exchanges or Bitcoin ATMs. No ID or personal info required, just show up with cash or pay with card.

Or you can just mine shitcoins. My GTX 1060 was pulling about $5 worth of Eth per day. 1 week of mining is $30 which enough to buy a pass and have $10 leftover for alcohol or weed."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88598 && dateTime=="01/07/19(Mon)11:04:24")

or not buy overpriced ricer-hardware and waste electricity and instead just pay with creditcard.
really actives my almonds."

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88649 && dateTime=="01/11/19(Fri)13:12:10")

"Hiro-kun, do something~~~";

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88650 && dateTime=="01/11/19(Fri)13:34:01" && image=="1530801479709.jpg")

"I'll miss that one time I spammed cockona on this board for shits and giggles
See you space cowboy"

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==88713 && dateTime=="01/15/19(Tue)07:55:13" && image=="anonymous.gif")

"Well it took some effort but I got my bitcoin and didn't have to post my PII online. Back to shitposting.";