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import 4.code.about;

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public void title(){

String fullTitle = "/x/ - Paranormal";
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class Thread extends Board{
public void EmptyTitle(OP Anonymous){

String fullTitle = "EmptyTitle";
int postNumber = "21707799";
String image = "oumuamu.jpg";
String date = "11/06/18(Tue)17:54:43";
String comment = ">Aliens send probe to earth.
>Picks up signals from TV and internet.
>Human media full of games and movies of them killing aliens.

What's the worst that could happen?"
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}
public void comments(){
if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707800 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)17:56:36")

">>21707799
They aren't interested at all and just destroy us or worse."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707801 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:00:41")

">>21707799
Are you guys gonna speculate on God's dildo all day here? Just wait until He sets it to vibrate, THEN you'll have something to talk about as the whole local cosmos starts humming..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707802 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:01:23")

"The first few minutes are a relative realistic outcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQ2t_yNHQs"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707803 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:03:18")

">>21707799
>Pick up porn of xenos
>Think we're a bunch of deviants
>Send over what they consider to be lewd to rape us all into oblivion
>It's actually terrifying and only the most masochistic sons of bitches out there would get any kind of enjoyment out of it
>They think we love it, hundreds of thousands of their race are now masturbating to the thought of lewding a naughty human
>Cue apocalypse"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707804 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:03:26")

">>21707799
They find deviantart and immediately consider us too degenerate to join the federation."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707805 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:05:44")

">aliens come
>we shoot a nuke at their ship
>boom

problem solved"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707806 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:08:24")

">>21707799

>tfw it's just a probe from a long extinct species
>tfw many species have come and gone without their legacy never being remembered or discovered
>tfw it'll be the same with us"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707807 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:09:07")

">>21707802
That's very well done."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707808 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:10:37")

">>21707799
This is probably millions of years old probe from a distant civilization. However, there are other species which has been on Earth since the dawn of mankind and they are still here, monitoring and manipulating mankind for better or worse. They are the invaders...
I would be happy to shoot some aliens irl."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707809 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:11:43")

">>21707805
This is what we need to do. I hope United States has the suitable weapons for this already. We should nuke the shit out of everything unknown in the sky just in case anyway."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707810 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:14:08")

"Humans are stronger than you think.

Not every species pumps raw emotional EMF energy into the universe
And even less are brainwashed to the point of slavery.

Changes are coming though."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707811 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:15:11")

">>21707805
>>21707809
Any ship build for interstellar travel is automatically nuke safe. Even the voids of space are full of shit and even a spec of dust would hit as hard as a hydrogen bomb if you fly into it at 10% of lightspeed.
>>21707810
Any race capable of interstellar travel could fuck us up."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707812 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:15:19")

">>21707805
>>21707809
In order to travel through space you're going to need to have technology to deal with radiation... Nukes might not work."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707813 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:16:01")

"TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707814 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:16:19")

">>21707799
They get the message and don't fuck with Earth.
SPACE FORCE BITCHES!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707815 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:17:43")

"Joke's on the ayys. We'll have killed ourselves before the probe returns to them.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707816 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:18:07")

">>21707812
That's not how nukes work."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707817 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:18:35")

">>21707802
Kek, no."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707818 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:19:09")

">>21707812
Based retard"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707819 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:19:11")

">>21707805
Any ship capable of interstellar travel can easily avoid slow ass ICBMs launched from Earth that gives away its position in space via heat signatures long, long before it is ever near the alien ship."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707820 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:19:17")

">>21707799
Send them the MCU boxsets and pretend the avengers are real and a threat."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707821 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:19:28" && image=="1459450167797.jpg")

">>21707799
a quick death
jk, a quick war ending in harvesting our resources and eternal slavery, but it will take them probably way too long to reach us so i wouldnt worry to much about this"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707822 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:19:38")

">>21707811
>>21707812
Yeah they use probably huge amounts of energy which we don't have a clue how to make. This will twist the material world and warp it allowing the ship to travel huge distances. It is engulfed by an energy field already because of this. No ordinary "propulsion" is suitable for space travel, ever. I don't even understand why humans are this stupid they build huge rockets which waste tons of resources and are not good for anything. Fucking stupid."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707823 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:20:00" && image=="1501614205999.jpg")

">>21707813
FROM VICIOUS GIANT INSECTS WHO HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME BACK"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707824 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:20:25" && image=="1865074C-FD76-4DAE-BBBE-B73A540E6C3E-6446-000009E5465E8701.jpg")

">>21707799
>because at no point in time has an advanced alien civilization ever entertained the idea of fighting off invading aliens from their home world themselves and would understand that humans would've also had similar thoughts."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707825 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:20:31")

">>21707820
they'd probably just double their fire power aimed at us and be disappointed because it wasnt actually real"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707826 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:20:48")

"Public ban OP because his kind only understands force, not video games.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707827 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:20:50")

"space joint";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707828 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:21:17")

">>21707816
How does a blast wave work in the vacuum of space? I imagine it's a lot weaker"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707829 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:21:27")

"EDF! EDF! EDF!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707830 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:21:31")

">>21707799
Can't wait until we make contact with aliens and we can all play alien vidya
Do you think aliens have to deal with microtransaction cancer in their vidya?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707831 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:22:12")

">>21707808
"Ancient Aliens" is a Mandela Effect from the story of Babel and stuff. Read this twitter.

https://twitter.com/i/moments/1059256331968962560"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707832 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:22:26")

">>21707826
And yet this is more interesting then most of the regular vidya threads"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707833 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:23:07")

">>21707828
It is, but not so much that's negligable, especially not high yield surface launched ones."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707834 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:23:09")

">>21707811
In the weakened state we are in we are no match.

There's a reason our planet is set up to farm negative energy and not positive energy.

With positive energy comes all the benefits of a happy healthy being.
Including positive evolution.
Humans essentially wear their energy like how an insect wears it's skeleton.

We shape the world around us the extent depends on how healthy your energy is."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707835 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:23:18")

">>21707828
It's actually weak but the immense heat will still melt metals. I'm sure even the metal compounds used in proper space ships are made to tolerate heat comparable to the surface of the sun.
So all in all our own technology is so stupid that we don't have any change of going to stars at this rate. Especially when you think that cars etc are still based on a technology which was used in 1800s. Why is that? Because people are greedy. If you eliminate greed from this planet mankind would actually advance instead of being wage slaves to invented currency."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707836 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:24:15")

">>21707828
instead of a shockwave the explosion incinerates anything in proximity and will then send radiation and shrapnell at high speed in all directions"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707837 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:24:21")

">>21707831
There's tons of proof but if you are stupid you can believe what you will. I'm not here to argue. You can live in your own fantasy world."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707838 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:25:22")

">>21707834
It makes sense. Every thought and every emotion and action is energy which molds the surrounds and every being is connected with the same energy."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707839 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:25:38")

">>21707828
>alot weaker
Try almost non-existent. The damage will mostly come from the intense heat and expanse of radiation"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707840 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:26:22")

">>21707825
A quicker destruction is better than nothing."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707841 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:26:28" && image=="GybZUu1v_400x400.jpg")

">>21707799
>ship is just checking if we start advancing because we are offspring of the ayy lmaos
>all ayy lmaos are dead and we are the degenerated failed offspring
>the ship was a ghostship"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707842 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:27:07")

">>21707805
Sadly there are actual idiots out there who have no idea how insane technology needs to be for interstellar travel."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707843 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:28:06")

">>21707835
Cars are still based on technology made in the stone age."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707844 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:28:13")

">>21707799
Why would they go to a planet full of retarded apes in the first place?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707845 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:29:07")

">>21707841
This is probably true. Earth is revelling in it's own degeneracy, humans are addicts and drunk and shoot everything in sight."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707846 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:29:19")

">>21707837
Suit yourself friend. If aliens were real why hide themselves? Just read the story. Whatever "proof" you think there is is covered. But if you don't want to be convinced there is no convincing you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707847 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:29:30")

">be aays
>want to wipe humies off the planet
>should we use our super, duper, mega, ultra laser weapons and waste power?
>or should we just go the narest asteroid pelt, pick out the biggest we could find and throw it at them?
They won't use their weapons if they wanted to kill us."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707848 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:29:34" && image=="1507253720377.jpg")

">Average orbital speed 26.33±0.01 km/s
>Proxima Centauri, the closest star to our own, is still 40,208,000,000,000 km away.
>Dumb faggot probe would need almost 3 million years just to get to our neighbour star.

Aliums can suck my dick."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707849 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:29:42" && image=="1523432595535.jpg")

">>21707799
>What's the worst that could happen?
They decide we're not worth killing."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707850 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:30:00" && image=="Meltrandi and Zentradi ships.jpg")

"Soon";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707851 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:30:20")

">>21707844
https://youtu.be/0TG3sbKevVc"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707852 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:30:20")

">>21707847
They could probably even suck the atmosphere dry by using some kind of chain reaction, turning the oxygen into sand."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707853 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:31:28")

">>21707802
i remember this shit
actually well made"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707854 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:32:13")

"letting us know that they exist and letting us live in this hell instead of destroying us.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707855 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:33:51")

">>21707851
Gold is rare mineral needed for electronics. This makes sense. Damn... These guys are swimming in bling. I wonder if their ships are lined with gold from the inside."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707856 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:33:58" && image=="fat think.jpg")

">>21707799
sometimes i wonder if aliens have their own consoles and video games. the best video game in the whole universe could be out there and we don't know about it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707857 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:35:28")

">>21707801
you didn't listen when you were told you aren't funny"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707858 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:35:31")

">>21707856
It could be comparable to reality...Signals directly fed into your brain. They probably shoot humans in their games. We shoot aliens."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707859 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:36:46" && image=="512V2D7TFRL._SY445_.jpg")

"*ahem*";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707860 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:36:50")

"its A FUCKING ROCK
NOT ALIENS SHUT UP ABOUT IT
I DONT WANNA BE ENSLAVED BY A RACE THAT HAS DISCOVERED INTERESTELLAR TRAVEL ALREADY
IMAGINE THE TECHNOLOGY WE ARE DOOMED BROS
I WANNA PLAY MORE BIDYA BEFORE I DIE"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707861 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:37:48")

">>21707858
>They probably shoot humans in their games
To them, they are shooting alien as well.
To aliens, we are the aliens.
You dumb fucks."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707862 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:38:17")

">>21707860
>enslaved
This never made sense in any alien movie because if you have FTL travel then surely you've advanced far enough into robotics that machines can do literally everything for you."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707863 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:38:43")

">>21707799
>aliens land on earth
>They're a species of sexy women and there are no males in their species
>In exchange for secrets of space travel and technology, human males have sex and impregnate them
>they either decide to live on earth or tell us how to get to their planet"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707864 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:39:34")

">>21707859
>aliens saw this movie
>they considered it a challenge"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707865 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:39:56" && image=="me2_attacked___normandy_sr_2_and_collector_ship_3_by_chicksaw2002-d5waadk.jpg")

">>21707799
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707866 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:40:45")

">>21707799
do you know that this happened a year ago right? you are all fucking normies fooled by the media"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707867 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:40:51")

">>21707861
Stating obvious and thinking that you have correcting something is a definition of a brainlet. Tiny human..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707868 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:40:52")

">>21707862
They could be sadistic pricks that would enslave us just for the lulz because they can, like a pet equivalent or something, domesticate us like we did dogs.

J-just saying, not that I'd want that"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707869 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:41:53")

">>21707868
You are already enslaved but you think you are free. You are domicile and passive like a puppy dog already."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707870 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:42:24")

">>21707799
they wouldn't have a problem with it, we like shooting shit in video games too"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707871 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:42:31" && image=="1541468529653.png")

">>21707863
>Aliens believe in a god.
>Tell humans to convert or be killed.
>All the mudslimes stick to their babaric pedo god and get exterminated."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707872 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:43:13")

">>21707847
What would even be the point of killing us? We're dumb apes stuck on a single planet. We haven't even been to our moon for nearly 50 years.
There's basically nothing humans or the earth would have that an alien species capable of interstellar travel would want.
If they could get here they could take an asteroid or a moon and just get their raw materials from that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707873 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:44:10" && image=="Spoiler Image")

">>21707869
No stop it Mr. Alien don't you DARE put that collar on me."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707874 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:44:53")

">>21707867
>Stating obvious
Not obvious enough for your tiny brain to get it correct the first time."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707875 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:45:10" && image=="1432359097859.gif")

">>21707799
It's gonna turn out that it's just a funny shaped rock or a microwave interfering with the radar equipment or some shit."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707876 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:45:41")

">>21707872
They could find us and our arts/culture in a zoo kinda way."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707877 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:46:17")

">>21707872
Why do little kids destroy ant colonies?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707878 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:47:13")

">>21707799
Our aliens would be also alien to them so they wouldn't take it as a personal affront, at worst they'd reach a conclusion of "they seem to have fought wars against other aliens""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707879 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:48:34")

"https://imgur.com/a/4XipY";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707880 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:49:29")

">>21707878
I think the most likely conclusion would be that we are paranoid as fuck and try to escape in power fantasies."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707881 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:50:02")

">>21707872
They want our planet. Change the atmosphere to something more comfortable for the host and do it slowly enough to not kill off the potential slave species
If you could live in the lap of luxury on some distant planet with slaves out the yin yang that would do any work for little green bills that are litteraly worthless. Oh and those same slaves kidneys produce the best hallucinogen in the universe.

(Adrenochrome if you're curious)"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707882 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:50:05")

">>21707872
Federation sources claim they are here to help but there are certain rules and laws they literally have to follow or they couldn't even be anywhere near us, some sorta of natural quarantine around our sphere. The law of confusion is the one they adhere to immensely, something having to do with our freewill and such. Those ayys that are part of the negative or orion group have to follow the same rules but they bend it a little. Im guessing the way they hope to help or are helping is something really subtle. Destruction would be pointless at the level the ayys are playing at."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707883 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:50:14" && image=="1517364705761.png")

">mfw human dick is the ayys biggest weakness";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707884 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:50:27")

">>21707876
That's possible, but how often does the culture of an un-contacted group here resonate with the greater global culture?
Even if we only had cultural contact with them, their music, movies, and pornography would be centuries ahead of our own.
Its more likely we'd be like the people who get the t-shirts of the losing teams."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707885 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:50:30" && image=="ayylien.jpg")

">>21707822
>bunch of stuff humans just thought up about how space travel MIGHT be possible
>hurr stupid retards building rockets instead of FTL drives
what does this even mean"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707886 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:50:41" && image=="1506916127808.jpg")

">>21707879
>imgur album of a phone screenshotted 4chan thread"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707887 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:51:34" && image=="1516247625932.jpg")

">>21707799
>ayys are literally watching pic related RIGHT NOW"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707888 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:52:06")

">>21707802
that was cool. thanks for sharing friend"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707889 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:52:17")

">>21707880
>>21707878
Or maybe.... just maybe... they've also made movies featuring themselves fighting agaisnt their own depiction of aliens and would completely understand that its just power fantasy and entertainment?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707890 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:52:20")

">>21707881
You're a legit idiot."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707891 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:52:20")

">>21707805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzJv2dCJ2xk"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707892 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:52:43")

">>21707886
Still viewed over 17000 times"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707893 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:52:56")

">>21707799
>What's the worst that could happen?
They don't kill me"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707894 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:53:06" && image=="Scene9.webm")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707895 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:53:32")

">>21707874
Kill yourself you little prick and go drink mommy's tit milk."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707896 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:54:14" && image=="Scene.webm")

">>21707799
It'll be fine. It's just a rock."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707897 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:54:27" && image=="hangjak.png")

">>21707856
>aliens are playing a souls game better than Bloodborne on their consoles right now"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707898 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:54:45")

">>21707831
is that art from outlaw star?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707899 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:54:45")

">>21707799
Pls ayys give me a blue bara ayy bf."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707900 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:55:33")

">>21707802

this is just a rip off of half-life 2"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707901 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:55:48")

">>21707801
>we're on the butthole of a fag galaxy"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707902 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:55:58")

">>21707799
>What's the worst that could happen?
Leftists will now have something new to complain about

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WONT LET KRLT'XX-ZZ 23 SUCK OUT SOME OF YOUR BRAINS? CHECK YOUR FUCKING EARTHLING PRIVILEGE YOU RACIST SHITLORD!""
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707903 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:56:47")

">>21707881
>They want our planet. Change the atmosphere to something more comfortable for the host and do it slowly enough to not kill off the potential slave species
Keep in mind that oxygen isn't uniquely life supporting, in fact early in the Earth's evolutionary history is was actually deadly for the majority of living things when early cyanobacteria started cranking it out.
The 'Signs' scenario where the aliens want a planet full of substances that are likely deadly to them just don't make sense.

>If you could live in the lap of luxury on some distant planet with slaves
Why not just use Robots in a completely manufactured environment instead of dealing with a the problems of a second-hand planet?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707904 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:57:14")

"Aliens aren't dangerous are you stupid we would never harm anything";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707905 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:57:55" && image=="11DF0256-6600-4213-A9A5-9EAE7AD2DC90.png")

">ayys see RDR2
>its a fugging masterpiece
>they believe humankind is worth saving
>they pass off as a rock and just leave to other plantes, cutting communication with the humans for ever"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707906 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:58:16")

">>21707871
>Batshit aliums comes down and says convert or die.
>Not just converting to stay alive and stealing tech to resist later.
to be honest, It will be the Yanks that get wiped out not the muds, yanks think much too highly of themselves."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707907 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:58:25")

">>21707799
Do you not understand what the word alien means?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707908 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:58:38")

">>21707872
You know how we wanna fuck them? They might want to do the same with us."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707909 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:58:39")

">>21707799
>they laugh about how we love genocide just as much as they do"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707910 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:59:08")

">aliens do a flyby
>pick up Blizzcon
>they change course
>leave Earth alone forever

Nothing. What they did. Turn 180 and walk away."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707911 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)18:59:48")

">>21707799
nothing
they just see us a filthy animals that live in this shitty zoo planet
they rather laugh at us for being so fucking stupid"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707912 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:00:06")

">>21707892
over 17000 people laughing at that shit"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707913 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:01:17")

"The sun is going to explode in a couple of million years. (and heating the earth up to unliveable temps in the process) Google it if you don't believe me. None of this shit matters. The ayyys will outlive us.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707914 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:01:22")

">>21707896
Source?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707915 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:01:24")

">>21707881
Stop, my penis can only get so erect."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707916 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:02:28")

">>21707903
The challenge of the conquest of course."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707917 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:03:22")

">>21707914
Annihilation."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707918 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:05:48")

">>21707799
>They actually like our media and become avid consumers of it
>Some crazy alien among the stars is hosting a World of Warcraft private server right now"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707919 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:05:54")

">>21707913
The Sun still has about five billion years left before it exits the main sequence and enters the red giant phase.
That's more than enough time for us to become like the Vorlons."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707920 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:08:34")

">>21707897
They're using quantum video game development to play the second Bannerlord DLC."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707921 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:09:02" && image=="1487081281233.jpg")

">tfw I can only see ayliens as invasive harvesters like the combine from HL2 or the stroggos from Quake, never as friendly ayyliens
Thanks video games."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707922 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:10:57")

">>21707799
>Aliens
Actually there's a pretty high chance that we're the most advanced species in the Galaxy or universe as it is."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707923 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:11:37")

">>21707917
Thanks anon."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707924 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:11:41")

"god i wish aliums would invade right NOW";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707925 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:11:47")

">>21707922
Damn it feels good to be the smartest!"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707926 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:12:51")

">>21707916
They've traveled between stars. That means they either know some physics that we don't which would easily let them kill a planet, or even in a scenario where there isn't some great secret that we don't know they would have the high ground and could just drop rocks on us."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707927 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:12:57")

">>21707922
The arrogance of this creature."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707928 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:13:38")

">>21707922
In that case, cant wait to invade other alien worlds and steal their women."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707929 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:14:47")

"i wish the aliens would impeach drumpf";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707930 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:14:47")

">>21707799
Don't worry OP. It's not an alien spaceship and even if it was we wouldn't want to attack Earth anyway"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707931 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:16:53" && image=="1505592959528.gif")

">>21707930
>we"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707932 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:16:57")

">>21707810
>>21707834
>>21707838
Looks like the schizos are leaking from >>>/x/ again"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707933 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:17:30")

">>21707799
They said it's not being operated due to it's weird trajectory, it's been abandoned for who knows how long"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707934 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:17:44")

">>21707877
because they are little kids, not pilots of spaceships"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707935 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:17:50")

">>21707925
>>21707927
>>21707928
It's something to do with the age of Stars. Heavy metals (ie anything that isn't hydrogen and helium) are only created when Stars die. Our sun is one of the oldest (earliest) generation 2 stars, which gives us a pretty solid chance of being the first.
As far as galactic expansion is concerned the most important thing is to be the first."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707936 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:18:03" && image=="1470580241085.png")

">>21707930
>we"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707937 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:19:20")

">>21707930
>aliens are busy shitposting to actually invade"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707938 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:20:12" && image=="1541506740291.webm")

"Only Space Force protects us";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707946 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:22:48")

"Sup schizos, any interesting theories on this?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707947 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:23:04")

"tell them it's jewish propaganda so they know who to exterminate then help us achieve world peace";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707952 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:23:39" && image=="Dbb0Oh4W0AEqk50.jpg large.jpg")

">thread moved to /x/

That's a first. What's up, aliens? Any cool news going on in your star system?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707953 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:23:55")

">>21707938
It heard us."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707954 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:24:02")

"A mod moving us to x instead of outright deleting it? Wow maybe there actually are 1 or 2 of them that are actually not assholes";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707961 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:25:34")

">>21707932
>mods actually moved it afterwards
based but pocketpilled"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707967 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:27:45")

"What do aliens post on alien 4chan?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707982 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:31:07")

">>21707938
So they made a mistake in calculating the density and thats why they think its ayyys?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21707983 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:31:41")

">>21707967

What are alien memes like?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708026 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:43:50")

">>21707844
fun, science, severe autism"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708074 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)19:57:45")

">>21707967
replying to each other and one another in endless reply chains acknowledging they have received other's posts in the most neutral manner possible and deriving pleasure from disguising any and all sarcasm or irony in upwards of 1x10^-5 bits of entropy in the ephemeral relative metadata using various agreed upon ciphers that serve as memes"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708368 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)20:58:26" && image=="Happy_911_America.jpg")

">>21707799
People on Twitter (Also on this board) did connect this event with the closing on that lab in New Mexico on September.
What do you think?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708393 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)21:03:08")

">>21707967
i wonder if they refer to us as ayy rofls"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708465 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)21:17:08")

">>21707799
The bad ones will be quick to make themselves known.

The good ones stand back far away and just watch. They don't want to interfere unless they absolutely have to."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708504 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)21:28:11")

">>21708465
Sure mate. You and I both have to be thankful for these quasi-gods we'll extol to deny the real God, for keeping those nasty reptilians on a leash from us.

PHEWWWWWW... What would we do without em."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708518 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)21:30:24")

">>21707858
>Aliens have amazing fully immersive games that plug into your brain
>They only run at 15 fps when plugged into human brain"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708526 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)21:31:08")

">>21707884
That's implying that they even find these things entertainment.

For all we know music and the likes are a human thing, and rather than progressing culturally in the arts, some of them may seek progression in technology and/or peace on their planet."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708537 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)21:33:46" && image=="11d56.jpg")

"";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708542 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)21:35:27")

">>21707830
No, hopefully jews are only on Earth."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708548 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)21:36:50")

">>21708542
go back to /pol/"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708549 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)21:36:52")

">>21708504
Who ever said they were above God? The Bible classifies God as the Father Almighty, Creator of Heaven and earth, of all that is seen and UNSEEN.

Aliens, as far as I am concerned are living organisms that are foreign from earth. Angels and Demons could technically be classified as aliens, since they don't reside here on earth but exist in another reality.

This is all just speculation though."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708577 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)21:45:05")

">>21707863
This is what the story of Adam and Eve is actually about except the women became ugly and we lost the technology."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708607 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)21:52:45")

">>21708549
Interesting. Are there angel and demon aliens? Could an alien on Earth be possessed by a human spirit and if so does the priest have to be an alien too, or will an adamic priest be as well? Come on, there's no such thing. You're getting all mixed up in >>21707831
"UFO's" are all in your heads. It's not a question of space you should be indulging, but the parameters of consciousness. Alien life has never visited Earth."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708630 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)21:57:18")

">>21708607
I didn't even bother with that post. I've seen some stuff when I was younger. Waking up from sleep paralysis and seeing figures in my room, and bright lights outside my windows flashing quickly then disappearing. Before the flood in the Bible, angels came down from heaven and had intercourse with the women, creating super humans. These super humans made life on earth a living hell for the others around them, so God basically hit the reset button and started clean. When I say alien, I think in your mind you are thinking greys and reptilians, or other odd looking creatures. In my mind, I think alien as something foreign from this earth, or plane of existence."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708722 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)22:14:00")

">>21708630
No, I'm thinking of the same aliens and have also had plenty of my own paranormal experiences (I've seen and touched fairies before and things that look like fairies during Runner's High). Everything supernatural seems to like humans and either want to merge which us or assume our shape, which I find only too conspicuous. My thing is... just as we're Earthbound, so do I also think we're locked to the thresholds of our relative consciousness and vice versa. I have astral projected into people before, but I have never astral projected into an animal for instance. Whatever life is here is already of the Earth. In the form of nature, the supernatural, forces (kamis like the Japanese call them), or of human-origin."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708730 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)22:15:24")

">>21707801
fucking kek"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708745 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)22:20:59")

">>21708722
From my understandings, it's well known that people willingly give up their conciousness and control of their body to demons in return for material satisfaction on earth. In my own personal experience, yes it is very possible for another human to enter your mind and see things through your eyes if you have had your conscious split or have made a pact with something.

Angels, and anything fighting on Gods side are the ones that help humans with ridding themselves of these evil people/demons influence. But the human has to willingly want to get rid of these influences first. Stuff is weird and growing up I was never taught that any of these things were possible. Makes me wonder how much more stuff is going on in the grand scheme of things that most people aren't even aware about. "Aliens" from another galaxy don't even seem that mind blowing anymore."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708773 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)22:29:17" && image=="lOwcX-1514916745-10891-list_items-80scifi_v.jpg")

"> ctrl+f bluebeam
> 0/0
> they've set the stage, x/tards"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21708811 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)22:40:42" && image=="1538333918604.png")

">>21707799
a more realistic scenario (von neumann probe):

> MASSIVE probe lands on earth
> fully automatized, highly intelligent AI
> starts self replicating
> inexorably it builds massive factory complexes, machines and what no ravaging a whole continent
> humans desperately try to stop it, all to no avail
> after a decade or more 2 new probes are ready and just fucks off
> majority of cities destroyed, population halfed, 90% of all ressources consumed
> people enter the first probe, decipher an alien messages: 'we apologize if our probe cause contrary to expectations harm in any way' plus picture of a tiny tiny probe
> probe started millions of years ago as small and cute discovery probe due to the technological singularityof the ai it is now a planet devouring monster

I wrote a script about that. Guess it would make a decent video game or even movie."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21709043 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)23:25:45")

">>21708773
explain"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21709045 && dateTime=="11/06/18(Tue)23:26:30")

">>21707850
I would unironically like for the Zentradi to win the war so I could be a slave to some giantess qt"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21710511 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)08:30:10")

">>21708811
*stolen*
Thanks, m8"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21710576 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)09:00:42")

"that's ur moms dildo";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21710681 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)09:27:02")

"They will also see humans killing each other in real life and in media, realise we're just violent apes and then do nothing";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21710685 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)09:28:55")

">>21707847
>throw an asteroid at earth
>wipes out literally everything not just humans
They aren't as retarded as you"
;


if(aliensunset && title=="" && postNumber==21710692 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)09:30:38" && image=="1541361896047.jpg")

"Andromedans?

https://youtu.be/WCgcFmqzNvU"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21710699 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)09:32:34")

">>21707858
>we shoot aliens
>and humans
>and animals
>and monsters
>and literally anything else we can think of
Why are you trying to act like every video game is just killing aliens?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21711127 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)12:08:02")

">>21707799

>maybe a frozen covered in ice piece of some >alien technology, drifting for millennia in the >cosmos looking for a life

finds a solar system, scans for life
the onboard computer turns on and sets a course back to the home planet

According to my dreams I had - about an alien invasion 2 already we have a problem :("
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21711142 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)12:11:44")

">>21708811

what's the point of this alien probe to land on earth?
to fight people who will try to stop the probe?

there are plenty of planets out there with lots of resources inhibited"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21711198 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)12:34:03")

">>21707805
>we shoot nuke
>they erase all of humanity and the nuke before it touches them"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21711212 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)12:42:11")

">>21708518
underrated post
kek"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21711229 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)12:51:29" && image=="tenor.gif")

">>21707938
So this could be some form of interstellar "Voyager", doing a grand tour of this section of the Milky Way for some Aliens.

>Got the data from section 5?
>Yes
>Anything interesting?
>Nah, just some gas giants, some inner rocky planets, Yellow Dwarf star, one planet does have life though
>Is it....
>Nah, it's carbon based again, shitty cites, metal transport boxes
>Oh for fucks sake
>What language are we talking in?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21711257 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)13:01:23")

">>21711142
With any luck human brains are an intergalactic delicacy."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21711262 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)13:03:12")

">>21707923
Some guy did calculations and humans might be one of the earliest civilisation after few billions years there might be like 1000 the amount of civilisations.."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21711410 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)13:53:58")

">>21707799
I'd pull down my pyjama bottoms and wait for it to land in my creamy little pink arsehole. I'm gay for space pods."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713286 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)21:14:40")

">>21707828
Jesus christ the state of american education system... the blast will be larger because there's no atmospheric resistance."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713309 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)21:18:51")

">>21713286
No oxygen to ignite either."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713367 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)21:41:33")

">>21713309

>blast wave is heat and combustion"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713378 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)21:44:39")

">>21707896
what's this from?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713380 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)21:44:52")

">>21707799
is this the first step toward the whole "fake alien invasion" plan? they have spotted us?"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713479 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)22:06:22")

"Isn't it apparent you anon dumbshits. It's a giant anal probe sent to go up Clitory Mintons giant loose asshole";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713491 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)22:09:18")

">>21713367
Not claiming that, just making the observation that it won't ignite."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713557 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)22:30:52" && image=="25440025_1779777045659648_5016931378865647025_o.jpg")

"They r finally here!";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713576 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)22:40:49")

">>21711142
It's random of course but as the probes grow exponentially and the AI would be very likely to differ a fertile planet from a barren one sooner than later earth would be a destination.

Also the AI would prefer planets with lifeform as they'd support the probe building once they reckoned that all resistance is futile. In 'my script' humanity actually supports the probe building as they've realized that fighting against the initial probe only burns more ressources."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713605 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)22:52:50")

">>21707803
Basically the plot to hellraiser"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713615 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)22:56:35")

">>21707921
Vortigons were homies"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713645 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)23:10:38")

">>21707800
The ones that created us wouldn't allow them to destroy us. They probably even sent them a signal there is a no flzlne here for you making them detour around Saturn"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713676 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)23:18:57" && image=="shit.jpg")

">>21707799
That log shape"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713677 && dateTime=="11/07/18(Wed)23:19:00")

">>21707811
Voyager probes from a half century ago are in interstellar space, they're not nuke proof."
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713888 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)00:24:53")

">>21707952
where was it posted first? I only browse /x/ so im oftl"
;


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713896 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)00:28:00")

">>21707799
that isnt a probe. its a threat. its the means by which humanity may die. not this pass really. i mean it could hit but its about the long game. if need be its handy to have on hand. you know if any one gets any crazy ideas"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713903 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)00:29:25")

">>21707799
I misread the first line of your post as
>Allah sends probe to earth."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713913 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)00:33:02" && image=="1374837759310.jpg")

">>21707802
OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE ALIENS ARE EXACTLY LIKE THIS ANONS PREDICTION!!

https://imgur.com/a/4XipY"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21713923 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)00:35:56")

">>21707801
I'm here for it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714012 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)01:11:21")

">>21707799
they come to earth and want to trade tech for samples of our entertainment. I can't imagine intelligent life is all that common and they'd want to preserve and experience as much of our diverse cultures before we develop into a mono culture or self destruct."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714020 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)01:13:07")

">>21707799
They're intelligent enough to understand we view it as entertainment and dismiss it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714022 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)01:13:36")

">>21707799
Most of such games have friendly ally alien federations too."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714074 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)01:32:12")

">>21707900
more like Xcom except all the alien units are sectoids prancing around like snakemen with legs with 1:1 intelligence level of snakemen no less, complete with plasma grenade abuse."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714116 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)01:46:53")

">>21707921
star control 2 had some bro tier alien bro races"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714150 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)01:55:29")

"just a quick reminder that the assumptions we make about aliens tells way more about us than it tells about them.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714163 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)01:58:40")

">>21707860
they wont enslave us, it will go pretty much the same way as americas had. except way less bloodshed hopefully.

this means that the aliens will inject themselves in our governments and shape our world in their vision, there are different alien cultures who will inject their own cultures on earthlings. this means that our own cultures will disappear mostly, only leaving some interesting blends of our superstitions and their sciences.

we can only hope that their world is warm and kind."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714193 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)02:08:07")

">>21714022
wort wort wort"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714205 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)02:11:44" && image=="hqdefault.jpg")

">>21713913
>Someone knows me here and idk who it is
That line gave me goosebumps. Fuck, good read."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714357 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)03:13:50")

">>21707799

It’s cool I met them they’re nice. Almost time for alien waifus. They can read minds and see the content of your heart. Those who are capable of being saved will get an alien spouse/companion to help guide them. Those who are not will be left alone to die off naturally"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714367 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)03:20:17")

">>21707799
didn't this shit happen like a year ago? why is it suddenly being talked about again?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714375 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)03:27:32")

">>21714367

Because it’s almost time"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714377 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)03:28:26" && image=="41539563715398.png")

">>21707799
Just a beautiful coincidence. It already happen."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714379 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)03:29:21")

">>21707802
So if the factories spew out methane 24/7 why not just light a fucking match"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714382 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)03:29:28")

">>21707905
Thew will likely end up seeing our worst and killing us, or straight up murdering us."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714387 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)03:30:42")

">>21707921
Feel you brother."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714392 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)03:34:15")

">>21707799
it is probably an escape pod from the trojan war"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714393 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)03:34:17")

">>21707898
yeah"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714456 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)04:02:00" && image=="1431971321859.jpg")

">>21707809
Why are americans so retarded?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21714821 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)07:24:34")

">>21707856
Duh. It's Roy 2"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21715357 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)11:02:13")

">>21707799
it's not travelling fast enough to make it back to them, we'll be gone by the time they see any of it"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21715372 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)11:05:58" && image=="FB_IMG_1536730610149.jpg")

">>21714377
>Space waifu
Who members?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21715383 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)11:10:13" && image=="greetingsimperialcitizens.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21715401 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)11:15:52")

">>21715372
That dutch sure is lucky."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21715418 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)11:20:37")

">>21715357
But you are implying that their technologies have delays."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21715602 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)12:16:23")

">>21707857
But he is, you need to relax summa dat tension faggot"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21715606 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)12:17:35")

">>21715602
I swear to God another of those mom dildo jokes..."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21715608 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)12:17:49")

">>21715372
>>21715401
Is that a dude? This place has fucked with my brain so bad.."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21715653 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)12:35:44")

">>21708811
Andreas Eschbach, Lord of All Things. 2013"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21715742 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)13:00:04" && image=="gayniggersfromouterspace2.jpg")

if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21715749 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)13:01:07")

">>21715742
they've cum to implement final solution to thot infestation, thank god!"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21715790 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)13:09:57")

">>21707805
What if radiation works as an aphrodisiac to aliens? You don't know their genetic make up for all we know it could just make them harder or exterminate all of them to wipe something out simply because you don't understand it would be folly"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21715863 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)13:41:22")

"Why does everyone assume that alien life would immediately either destroy us or enslave us? I mean I know that's what humans would do if the situation were reversed, but I'd like to think a race advanced enough to travel the stars would be beyond violent retarded ape behavior.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21716054 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)14:36:46")

">>21707914
>>21713378

Annihilation (2018). Pretty interesting movie desu"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21716145 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)15:02:46")

">>21707802
We would nuke the entire planet before letting anyone have it tho."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21716193 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)15:20:06" && image=="1541010052301.jpg")

">>21715863
Nice"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21716209 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)15:23:59")

">>21715863
this, i doubt they would even want any raw minerals from us since the galaxy is filled to the brim with that stuff. besides, why risk going to a pointless war with humans just to get a but of water?

>inb4 but they're more advanced than us
so what, we're more advanced than bees but we're still not killing them or destroying them to get their honey."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21716221 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)15:28:15")

"have you ever thought that, maybe we already belong in to some galaxy-wide super state. maybe there is some ayy presidente who controls this whole galaxy, but we're just not really a part of the thing. kinda like little rodents in a mountain, we were never asked about the thing and we were never harassed because of it so we will always be unknowing about it.";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21716569 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)17:07:35")

">>21707799
>they pick up all the alien porn on the internet instead
>decide to make "first contact" to "know us better""
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21717061 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)19:09:28")

"how long till we tell those space niggers to fuck off";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21717449 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)20:25:45" && image=="Slim_Whitman_1968.jpg")

">>21707799
>movies of them killing aliens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBuk1HXcz1k"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21717873 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)22:21:04")

">>21707799
Just sneeze on them ffs, make Black Plague 2: Electric Bogaloo"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21717967 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)22:46:36")

">>21707885
>MFW Dec 1st"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21718201 && dateTime=="11/08/18(Thu)23:50:17" && image=="w23234.jpg")

">>21707799
Oh come on, we all know it just came here to talk to whales."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21718291 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:14:12")

">>21717873
you mean smallpox"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21718330 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)00:21:05")

">>21714456
iraq did have WMDs and they were found
but not before their mobile labs got destroyed and buried inna desert"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21718489 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:16:00")

">>21707799
>da BBC be comin to erf

Proof God is black"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21718591 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)01:41:47")

">>21707811
Are you on Fark.com? I read a comment there that was nearly identical to yours.

It may not be a ship. It may be a simple experiment (simple by their terms) if it is a creation or tool of a race. Imagine if you found some hole in the air as you were walking along in the woods, and saw what appeared to be another world. Some may step through immediately, but I think most would do some quick and basic testing, like poking at it with a stick; or maybe, tossing a "rock" through it.

Furthermore, there's the element of TIME. If we were able to witness a planet with life near us in our galactic neighborhood, we would certainly try to reach out to them (so long as we didn't think them dangerous) any way we could. Chances are that it would take decades at the least to send them a message in a physical form; especially if they are in a more primitive stage of development. So, you chunk a rock at their system to see if you can even get there. Doesn't mean it has nuke-proof defenses, or space-to-atmosphere missiles. They may have thrown something to see if they could, and will follow up depending on the data."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21718637 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:03:20")

">>21707799
>aliens think we are masters at killing aliens and fuck off"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21718652 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:09:58")

"Juuls make your pee smell like cucumbers";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21718758 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)02:49:12")

">>21708811
oooo that's really cool anon, keep on that."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21718848 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:39:03")

">>21707799
It's the Ylotans"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21718853 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:42:35")

">>21713645

You got it."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21718862 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:46:58")

">>21713645

Humans are being built, which is excellent for them, as it allows them to safely release energy as rowdy adolescents. This is partially natural and partially exaggerated due to accelerated evolution. However, you may not like this realization, because you have a predefined general purpose.

Isn’t “purpose” what you’ve always wanted?"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21718873 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)03:52:48")

">>21707882

Wise"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21718908 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)04:10:59")

"Where are all that fuckers who brag about talking whit ayys(in daily bases) and them being their friends? They know something about this?";


if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21719006 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:16:11")

">>21713491
Its a nuclear reaction not a fire you ignorant retard"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21719036 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:30:23")

">>21716209
You're right. We've enslaved them. The bees are controlled and forced to produce honey en masse in artificial constructs. We manipulate them to produce the best honey possible, then take it from them for our own use."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21719089 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)05:52:33")

">>21707799
>Solar sail
>No ftl
>Most likely scenario around the same technological level
>They will never contact us and we won't be able either
>Or will be a staring contest as two civilisations will be aware of each other but will only be able to observe as both die out before finding a way to communicate even less reach each other
Look into your hearts, you know this to be truth, perhaps our respective machine overlords might be able to interface with each other but not us the forefathers"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21719215 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:33:19")

">>21707879
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18298820/#18302958
Actual archived thread for those wondering."
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21719219 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)06:35:59")

">deep impact movie streams and creates simulation
>earth gets hits by asteroid
>two thirds of global pop wiped out
>Australia survives"
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if(Anonymous && title=="" && postNumber==21719336 && dateTime=="11/09/18(Fri)07:22:51" && image=="8890976543.jpg")

">>21707799
Humanity is enslaved and we all live out the rest of our lives in a pain amplifier."
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}
}