import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/aco/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void SCP Foundation(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'SCP Foundation';
int postNumber = 8185641;
String image = '1714807798620211.jpg';
String date = '05/04/24(Sat)03:29:58';
String comment = 'Containment breach is underway!

Several SCP's have broken loose!

And they're all horny!'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8185643 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:30:29'  && image=='SCP-999.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8185644 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:31:01'  && image=='SCP-4960-B.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8185645 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:31:32'  && image=='SCP-166.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8185647 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:32:05'  && image=='3393734_sunsetcobra_scp-811-3.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8185649 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:32:37'  && image=='3464799_sunsetcobra_scp-049.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8186259 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)10:03:20'  && image=='SCP 811.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8187994 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)21:33:32'  && image=='SCP-811's Even Fatter Butt.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8189303 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)04:31:57') {

'>>8186259
what is this expression trying to convey?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8189463 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)05:45:08'  && image=='scp-990.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8190772 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)17:37:57') {

'>>8189303
Head empty'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8191627 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)22:44:37'  && image=='SCP-811.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8193628 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)10:39:32'  && image=='1602883660523.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8195781 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)22:31:53'  && image=='scp_811_swamp_woman_by_markoriginals_ddlkrj7-fullview.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8197675 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)12:21:19'  && image=='3390461_sunsetcobra_scp-811-2.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8199834 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)00:10:04'  && image=='3324514_sunsetcobra_scp-999.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8200216 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)02:21:45') {

'Has there ever been smut made involving SCP-294?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8201865 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)15:32:13') {

'>>8200216
Be the change you wanna be, anon'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8203274 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:45:51') {

'>>8200216
no there hasn't been'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8205589 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)13:12:34'  && image=='85682323_p0 (scp 811).jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8208589 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)09:34:56') {

'>>8205589
Cute
Translation?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8210814 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)01:53:55') {

'Would you 096 or 173?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8210949 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)02:57:26'  && image=='17a33884fdc356fa2298eebda84a6b8b.jpg') {

'>>8210814
096 because he's more humanlike, and being around him means I have to keep my gaze away from him, and sensory deprivation is a real turn on. I'd think if he wanted to have sex with me i'd put on a blindfold get on all fours... feel him rub himself up against my body. I wouldn't see him but I could feel his cold boney body against my skin, his breath on my neck, the smell of blood on my nostrils... All of that combined with not being able to see would excite and intimidate me, and when he slips his penis inside me i'd melt from that sensation. I just have to keep my blindfold on and not look at his face
tldr i prefer 096 because i'd have to wear a blindfold and blindfolded sex hot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8210953 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)02:58:20'  && image=='17e890bcde6369814db4aabadfb4942e.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8210972 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)03:02:34'  && image=='e5b8923e4cdc02ca325f15b56144216f4eaf2e5c.png') {

'it's hip';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8212096 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)14:32:07') {

'>>8210972
But is it coral?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8213220 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)21:29:03') {

'>>8210972
Which SCP is this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8213602 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)23:51:04') {

'>>8213220
SCP-1702, apparently. Humanoid bee-hive. Only the Queens seem to have a human-like intelligence, though the pheromone communication of the hive makes it seem intoxicated. They're also kind of directionless, requiring the workers to actually get her to do anything, from moving to egg laying. Other members are obviously intelligent but completely uncommunicative to human interlopers.

No spoilers on /aco/, so: it's pretty obvious from the reports that the "Queen" is actually a transformed human woman captured by the hive and "sculpted" into their ideal Queen, kept complacent through their pheromones, who then goes on to reproduce through egg laying to create more of the hive (using at least a partial diet of humans to produce viable offspring). Should the Queen ever break free, they destroy her and replace her with an identical Queen shaped from another captured human woman.

A very obvious fetishy set up for an SCP, and that's saying something.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8214584 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)09:03:28'  && image=='811_106.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8215317 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)13:49:49') {

'>>8213602
How convenient...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8218093 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)11:48:26') {

'>>8215317
it depends on how you look at it really'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8219670 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)22:48:19'  && image=='5235992_234213_sunsetcobra_scp-811-examination.bd80ef2739e284dbe1a8388ac63fee59.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8221932 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)19:52:51') {

'>>8219670
Nice butt.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8223481 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)08:47:57') {

'Which SCP has the nicest tits?
Ass?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8224809 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)20:14:45') {

'>>8185643
Love slime girls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8226851 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)10:03:19') {

'>>8219670
Nice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8227422 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)14:34:06') {

'>>8224809
too bad they're a bit of a rarity'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8228746 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)21:53:00'  && image=='d7otfs5-5cfc952b-0aa9-4ce6-a43c-1be22123e60f.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8230603 && dateTime=='05/17/24(Fri)15:43:12') {

'>>8228746
>staring at her own butt in the mirror
nice'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8232531 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)01:59:22'  && image=='scp-999 lesbian.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8233200 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)10:23:24') {

'>>8210972
They're everywhere'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8234688 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)21:29:06'  && image=='scp_2501__a_commission_by_smelly_mouse-d6vefph.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8235886 && dateTime=='05/19/24(Sun)08:28:12') {

'>>8224809
Truth'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8235919 && dateTime=='05/19/24(Sun)08:33:50') {

'>>8224809
>>8235886
same here'
;

}

}
}