import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/aco/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void the /aco/ alphabet(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'the /aco/ alphabet';
int postNumber = 8189973;
String image = '1714920576015300.jpg';
String date = '05/05/24(Sun)10:49:36';
String comment = 'The rules are simple.
Post pictures that have subject matter that goes with the next letter in alphabetical order. (Q, X, Z are extra hard mode)

Try to get creative with your reasoning, let's see how many times we can do this

A is for Alice'
;

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8189977 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)10:50:37') {

'>>8189973
B is for Boarderlands Blow Bang'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8189981 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)10:51:10'  && image=='Moxie Gang Blow.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8189984 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)10:51:52'  && image=='Lolipop Chainsaw-28.jpg') {

'C is for Cheerleader';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8189986 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)10:53:30'  && image=='Shaundi-16.jpg') {

'D is for DP';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8189991 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)10:55:02'  && image=='Etna.png') {

'E is for Etna';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8189992 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)10:56:04'  && image=='Octodad.png') {

'F is for Father Figure';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8189994 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)10:56:48'  && image=='Abigail-22.png') {

'G is for Gravestone';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8190598 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)16:32:01'  && image=='1690989910365278.jpg') {

'H is for Hairy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8190613 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)16:37:01'  && image=='inc1711450510008954.jpg') {

'I is for incest';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8190634 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)16:43:46'  && image=='Joel+Jurion42.jpg') {

'J is for Jabba by Joel Jurion (happy belated star wars day!)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8190641 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)16:45:53'  && image=='kimshegoscissoring.gif') {

'K is for Kim Possible';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8190739 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)17:24:41'  && image=='3102222 - Dusk Hex_Girls Luna Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo!_and_the_Witch's_Ghost Thorn merunyaa.png') {

'L is for Licking';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8190763 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)17:35:56'  && image=='best MILF.jpg') {

'M is for my beloved, MILF, Madeline Fenton <3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8192239 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)01:26:53'  && image=='1664743997577873.png') {

'N is for neon colors';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8192245 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)01:28:42'  && image=='3239213 - Lara_Croft OptionalTypo Tomb_Raider.jpg') {

'O is for oily skin';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8192249 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)01:29:53'  && image=='ReachingCLR.jpg') {

'P is for pencils';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8192262 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)01:35:43'  && image=='1612397078115.jpg') {

'Q is for quad bitches';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8192270 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)01:38:09'  && image=='1623583358829.gif') {

'R is for revealing';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8192346 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)02:03:43'  && image=='Fdmv9m_XwAMp1ts1.png') {

'S is sad shortstack';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8192691 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)04:30:26'  && image=='1674066889466404.png') {

'T is for Tamaranean.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8192756 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)05:20:34'  && image=='IMG_1444.jpg') {

'U is for Under water';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8192759 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)05:32:09'  && image=='GM3RWIRW0AADcLt.jpg') {

'>>8192756
V is for Video Camera'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8194275 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)15:56:10'  && image=='1664852442503884.jpg') {

'W is for whip';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8194279 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)16:01:30'  && image=='xylograph1431863-HSC00001-7.jpg') {

'X is for xylograph (bet you thought I was going to do x-men, huh?)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8195194 && dateTime=='05/06/24(Mon)20:32:20'  && image=='IMG_2919.jpg') {

'Y is for Yzma';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8198572 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)16:56:21') {

'Really going to let it fall one shot of the goal. Think you horny bastards, think.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8199370 && dateTime=='05/07/24(Tue)21:48:45'  && image=='gothfield_by_thetransformistress_dew1jcq-fullview.jpg') {

'Z is for Zaftig';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8200718 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)07:08:26'  && image=='B5BB0040-D0E7-4CA1-B6C4-4C2722522F6B.jpg') {

'A is for Animate Armor';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8201490 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)12:47:51'  && image=='Too revealing.png') {

'B is for busty big boobed blonde bitch';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8203198 && dateTime=='05/08/24(Wed)21:19:34') {

'>>8198572
it was cutting it close but we made it to the finish line'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8204544 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)05:37:46'  && image=='@raiounsfw &amp; @investorinlewds.jpg') {

'>>8201490
C is for Camila's Coconut Cocktails'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8205202 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)10:33:28'  && image=='322458c1b46571bfaf5bac427bbce5f2.jpg') {

'D is for Dykes Devouring Dicks';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8206072 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)16:04:42'  && image=='13.jpg') {

'E is for Elsa engulfing erection
(doing alliterations is trickier, but satisfying)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8206146 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)16:31:11'  && image=='1650661878618.jpg') {

'F is fabulous flowergirl fotograph. Fuck you, ph is close enough.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8206721 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)19:46:33'  && image=='1696827529094393.jpg') {

'G is for grinning goth girl';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8206761 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)20:01:47'  && image=='dc55c26a4f222aa6390c8d86f2b522e3.jpg') {

'H is for Hairy pussy';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8206894 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)21:14:45'  && image=='sample_605599c1b5eb997a85d78aeff3f3cdff.jpg') {

'I is for Instant Loss';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8206908 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)21:17:03'  && image=='1618361029147.jpg') {

'J is for Jenkies';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8206948 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)21:30:11'  && image=='5d3b189c2491fa0d710f983a10818290.jpg') {

'K is for Keyblade Master';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8206952 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)21:31:36'  && image=='1590134647935.jpg') {

'L is for Lani';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8206964 && dateTime=='05/09/24(Thu)21:35:42'  && image=='1578146439796.jpg') {

'M is for Masturbation';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8207986 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)04:50:31'  && image=='2008138_smutichi_standing-order.png') {

'>>8206964
N is for NANI'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8209789 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)17:31:38'  && image=='4420165806e1453461597e128a795256.png') {

'O is for Oral';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8209795 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)17:34:20'  && image=='8fc7104efba62b7921a685bf5cde0a0b.jpg') {

'P is for Pussy penetration';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8209798 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)17:36:40'  && image=='dduyt7p-a1223e11-bcda-4a01-8472-97abfbf4e2a1.jpg') {

'Q is for Queen';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8209849 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)17:57:11'  && image=='ravennude.jpg') {

'R is for randy Raven';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8209852 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)17:58:47'  && image=='1664773236564228.jpg') {

'S is for Shane's sexy sketch';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8210009 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)19:05:31'  && image=='1656923480726.jpg') {

'T is for Titillating titanic tits threesome titjob trial';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8210288 && dateTime=='05/10/24(Fri)21:10:34') {

'>>8189973
Alice by Shang is a blast from the past'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8212359 && dateTime=='05/11/24(Sat)16:20:54') {

'>>8210288
they don't make art like they used to'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8214505 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)08:03:43'  && image=='GMhQdLgWUAAqH3u.jpg') {

'>>8210009
U is for Ugh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8215192 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)13:00:31'  && image=='Prinyanka.jpg') {

'V is for Vaginal';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8215795 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)16:47:32'  && image=='wolverine_admires_rogue_picture.jpg') {

'W is for Wolverine wanting';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8215803 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)16:52:14'  && image=='xeroxsample_a0987dabbc5f2eeab536c5451cca53cdae65b5c3.jpg') {

'X is for xerox';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8215829 && dateTime=='05/12/24(Sun)17:04:51'  && image=='yodabutt81dbfefdc707bbabd6c5b1be76a0cc08.jpg') {

'Y is for Yoda';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8217743 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)08:02:59'  && image=='852579AF-1AC8-454F-92BA-9CFA4433ACA0.jpg') {

'A is for Zweihänder';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8217745 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)08:04:01') {

'>>8217743
Z, not A, fuck.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8218783 && dateTime=='05/13/24(Mon)17:15:23'  && image=='Aphrodite_Hades_2_Edit.jpg') {

'>>8217745
Z is for Aphrodite'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8219994 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)00:53:32'  && image=='alx_22.jpg') {

'B is for bridge duty';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8220003 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)00:55:37'  && image=='1707245029009751.jpg') {

'C is for cooperation';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8220198 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)02:34:18'  && image=='20220423_182013.jpg') {

'D is for Daisy
You're damn right it is.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8221538 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)16:59:47'  && image=='awesome_erection.gif') {

'E is for erection';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8221589 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)17:32:57'  && image=='sabudenego-963814-Spider_Gwen_ItSV.jpg') {

'F is for fettered, fucking, fellatio, facial';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8221789 && dateTime=='05/14/24(Tue)18:54:18'  && image=='1662308028249183.gif') {

'G is for gloryhole';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8223199 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)05:34:18'  && image=='F-ciwZzbYAApyEj.jpg') {

'>>8221789
H is for Hot water'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8224872 && dateTime=='05/15/24(Wed)20:34:29'  && image=='GH_JQ_naEAAJ01a.jpg') {

'I is for Impregnation';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8226015 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)03:33:16'  && image=='9bbfb889cf555ae873d2e8adeb3239c7f124f9f8.jpg') {

'J is for Jason Pearson's art';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8226055 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)03:49:45'  && image=='F4Ou4xLW0AA2WLE.jpg') {

'K is for KNEELING';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8226145 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)04:56:14'  && image=='6d54749de8f5305932351b71fbc68bfc90355fbc.jpg') {

'>>8226055
L is for Leaning over'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8227358 && dateTime=='05/16/24(Thu)14:20:05') {

'>>8217745
you done fucked up'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8229617 && dateTime=='05/17/24(Fri)05:03:11'  && image=='cgwkn0afyu0d1.jpg') {

'>>8226145
M is for Marty McFly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8231584 && dateTime=='05/17/24(Fri)19:38:13'  && image=='Limb Streaking.png') {

'N is for Nighttime';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8232930 && dateTime=='05/18/24(Sat)07:28:34'  && image=='E5469141-457D-405A-B2A9-8FDCFCB94E9C.jpg') {

'O is for Oblivious';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==8235368 && dateTime=='05/19/24(Sun)01:46:52'  && image=='3e1382a9932cdcc23213606eb845e350.jpg') {

'P is for Paizuri';

}

}
}