'>be crow
>make funny noises all day
>imitate other sounds for a laugh and then promptly stop before humans notice it was you
>fly away going HA HA HA HA
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AalXEBRYEVU';

'>>4779103
We have the moderately less annoying version (grackles)';

'Faggot';

'>>4779103
Bird sounds are beautiful to the ear of a white man or red man. That includes all corvids. I bet you're a chink or nigger.';

'>>4779214
how retarded do you have to be to defend a little flying rat thief.';

'>>4779224
Black hands typed this.';

'jesus christ giving India internet was a mistake
fuck off retard';

'>>4779236
you're the one defending a flying nigger.';

'>>4779242
why do you love flying niggers so much ?';

'>>4779103
Caw caw biatch';

'>>4779242
>giving India internet was a mistake
you have no idea…';

'>>4779214
>you don't like this thing?
>well then you must be the darkest gorilla ape nigger to ever exist because all the white hyperborean aryans like this thing (i said so)
4chan discourse at its core';

'>>4779133
I love grackle calls desu';

'i love all corvids
i love all pigeons
i love all gulls';

'>>4779244
>>4779247
Bro they are birds not apes';

'>>4779103
I love how crows sound. The enemies of my ears are the blue jays.';

'crows are bros';

'>>4779103
>never stop. CAW CAW CAW
I met a Native American once who could speak with crows. If memory serves me the constant unending caw is usually a warning to other crows of some sort of danger.

>SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL GET MY PELLET GUN
Crows are able to recognize faces, Have you been angering local crows? Maybe the warning is about you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOkj7lJpeoc';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHcbXmaHGMo';

'>>4779133
Are those the ones that sound like a rusty metal gate?';

'>>4779554
>I met a Native American once who could speak with crows.
Either you or him need to lay off the peyotes';

'>>4779476
true this is only ok when I do it';

'Killing animals for no reason is usually a sign of a psychotic disorder, seek help pajeet.';

'>>4779554
Maybe they can tell from a glance that OP is too disgusting to live?';

'>>4779133
i love grackle calls and their slender streamlined posture is so beautiful';

'>>4779133
This. Less intelligent, more slender and more beautiful cry. They can be quite territorial in nesting season tho.';

'>>4779476
There's no refuting the truth. Only non-whites complain about this.';

'>>4779555
Fakest story Ive read but still entertaining';

'>>4779512
+1. crows are wiseacres and I like the dry wit they bring to the scene. Jays are just catcalling vituperative little shits though, and I can't put up feeders where I live because jays will dive bomb them and scream like assholes until all the other birds have been scared off. And they make that one fucking noise that sounds like a cat in heat all the time. Fuck 'em.';

'>>4779626
But he said his reason right there in the OP: They annoy him.';

'>>4779568
That would be them, but more high pitched';

'>>4779236
corvids are loud and destructive, if you like them it means youre unemployed and have no possessions';

'>>4780048
The only thing Ive ever seen a crow destroy was a bag full of tasty trash left behind a Burger King.';

'>>4780048
white people love animals
youre black';

'>>4779103
your toy gun won't hit shit. learn to enjoy crows';

'>AACK! AACK! AACK! AACK!';

'>>4779815
Greentext rule of thirds in action';

'Reminder: April 27 is International Crow and Raven Appreciation Day';

'>>4779476
>you don't like this thing?
>well then you must be the darkest gorilla ape nigger to ever exist because all the white hyperborean aryans like this thing (i said so)';

'>>4779103';

'>>4779476
Post yarmulke, Rabbi';