'>>4780399
remember the 6 krillion';

'>>4780402';

'>>4780399
I'm bigger';

'>>4780399
You get btfo by a fungus in that regard stfu shamu.';

'>>4780426
Isn't there some fungus that is the size of a small nation? Miles in size in all directions?';

'>>4780399
How hard would it be to defeat a blue whale, really? You just have to stay next to it and punch its flank, when it telegraphs a tail swipe just swim away and repeat.';

'>>4780549
Block its blowhole with your shoe.';

'>>4780544
Nah it’s not that big but yes the one found in Oregon covers 3.5 miles and is technically the largest living organism';

'>>4780552
I usually just use a golf ball so I don't have to get my feet wet';

'>>4780426
>>4780544
>>4780628
A challenger approaches!';

'>>4780628
But how much does it weigh?';

'>>4780399
Correct observation and good thread';

'>>4780645
And then they pop from backpressure, right?';

'>>4780725
>bunch of trees
>t-theyre one organism cause their roots touch i swear!
lame';

'>>4780399';

'>>4780728
>A spatial genetic analysis estimated that an individual specimen of A. ostoyae growing over 91 acres (37 ha) in northern Michigan, United States, weighs 440 tons (4 x 105 kg).[6][7]';

'>>4780725
They're all clones you genetically inferior, asymmetrical faced, mentally defective, disease ridden, dysgenically inbred, terminally ill mutt, sọyfaced shit-lipped, downie, untermensch wastrel, malefactor drain on society.';

'>>4781076
Mean to reply to >>4780940';

'imagine seeing the absolute majesty that is the Blue Whale, the incomprehensibly massive being, and being like "nah a bunch of mushrooms is technically a bigger species." total nerd death now';

'>>4781097
Fine then. What about giant sequoias? What say you now animal reductionist?';

'>>4781115
They don't even move. Trees are boring. But among the plantae, if those are the biggest then they are the best. That's how this works.';

'>>4781076
>you genetically inferior, asymmetrical faced, mentally defective, disease ridden, dysgenically inbred, terminally ill mutt, sọyfaced shit-lipped, downie, untermensch wastrel, malefactor drain on society.';

'>>4781218
if that's the case, then i'm afraid your mother is actually the bestest animal of them all.';

'>>4780408
How do their stomaches handle all the seawater';

'>>4781076
Sharply written gem post
>>4781246
They piss it back out as they swallow it';

'>>4781245
lol owned';

'>>4780549
Just stay on land';

'>>4781021
Impressive';

'>>4781815
That's forfeiting';

'>>4781076
saved';

'>>4781218
>if those are the biggest then they are the best
>small human press a button and the huge whale gets blown to bits, whale couldnt even see what was coming
kys';

'>>4780399
Does this mean they have the biggest... you know...';

'>>4781115
>Thy thrones... stained by my curse...
>THY PART IN THIS SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN
>Have it writ upon thy meagre grave, "Slain by King Morgott! Last of all kings!"';

'>>4781876
Manlet rage. Whale still wins because it goes to heaven. Man proves he is inferior by acting out of spite.';

'>>4781901
This isn't a Greek epic you dweeb. Whales don't have souls.';

'>>4781899
game was ass';

'>>4781881
I don’t want to Google it but probably? Almost surely?';

'>>4781966
It was not you contrarian dickbag';

'>>4781966
then what isn't? let's hear it';

'>>4781966
Trvthnvke inbound';