String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 4782026;
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String date = '04/25/24(Thu)20:08:51';
String comment = 'why no rolling animals? seems like an efficient mode of locomotion, think snake like flexibility but ball shaped';
'Bro never played Sonic';
'>>4782026
you're not thinking hard enough about it';
'>>4782026';
'Rolling around will make it very difficult for an animal to actually see where it is going, limiting its usefulness. The only real rolling seem in nature is quick getaways down open hills.';
'>>4782026
>roll down a slope
>zero visibility
>zero control
>crash on a rock and die
Very efficient mode of locomotion';
'>>4782026
Buddy, what do you think ROLLY Pollies are??';
'>>4782153
this is how humans conquered the planet';
'>>4782153
Jesus Christ, where the hell are they that has a hill this steep and long at a beach?';
'>>4782153
After a certain point, him spinning just looks so surreal';
'>>4782192
They have big dunes on the great lakes for starters';
'>>4782192
This is one of the big dunes on the Oregon coast. I don't recall the name but it's a popular enough destination.';
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