String fullTitle = 'How can these things be 5 feet (1.5 meters) tall but only weigh 9 pounds (4kg)?';
int postNumber = 4782112;
String image = '1714100313332318.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)22:58:33';
String comment = 'undefined';
'I know birds are very light but i refuse to believe my bichon/poodle mix is heavier';
'uhhh you see, hollow bones and airsacs.. and most of the mass is in the flight muscles, and...
It's magic. The real answer is magic.';
'>>4782112
hollow bones';
'>>4782112
Just look at your pic. They eat water. That's not a calorie dense food so they barely put on weight.';
'>>4782124
You don't eat water you drink it, dumbass';
'>>4782125
I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about the flamingo. Does it look like it has lips to drink with?';
'>>4782112
I mean, look at it. Those legs are so thin you could lightly sweep at them and probably snap them like twigs. Nearly all of that weight is its upper body. Pretty believable to me';
}