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int postNumber = 4782208;
String image = '1714111624775141.jpg';
String date = '04/26/24(Fri)02:07:04';
String comment = '>NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP PLEASE DON'T KILL ME NOOOO I JUST WANTED SOME LEFTOVER MORSELS TO EATTTT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO EAT THEM ANYWAY PLEASE LET ME LIVEEEEEEEEE I BEG YOU';
'>>4782208
*bang
We tol you to stop stealing you rat fock';
'>>4782208
I believe you, suspiciously cute little critter. Please take anything you want.';
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'>>4782208';
'>>4782208
I mean, I don't really have an issue with that, I'm more concerned about the shit pellets and disease you're leaving everywhere.';
'>>4782208
I want to grab that rat and smooch it.';
'>>4782208
I've seen my father jumping on a running rat once.
He landed on its head and the rat started fighting until 15-20 seconds later we heard a sound like of wind blowing through a small opening and then it relaxed.
The fucker somehow got into our basement and got fat by biting through bottles of orange soda and drinking it all. Serves it well';
'>>4782292
good for him';
'>>4782292
My dad would stomp on rats hard enough to instantly kill them but also softly enough so that nothing spilled out if the rat. I was always impressed by that';
'>>4782239
Based ‘oss poster';
'>>4782292
You keep soda in your basement?';
'>>4782208
>chewing holes in things and leaving shit and piss
you're lucky i use a mousetrap instead of catching you alive and burning you';
'>>4782292
>>4782361
my dad is bald';
'>>4782386
look forward to it';
}