import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/an/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Why are there so many zoosadists on this board nowadays?(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Why are there so many zoosadists on this board nowadays?';
int postNumber = 4782210;
String image = '1714112965401992.png';
String date = '04/26/24(Fri)02:29:25';
String comment = 'No, I don't care if you think dogs/cats/monkeys/birds/whatever deserve it in your twisted view of the world it's still animal abuse for personal pleasure.
Is it merely due to more third worlders gaining access to the internet and thus pushing the worst, antiquated parts of their culture onto this site thinking it's the norm?'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782248 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:21:30') {

'>>4782210
Sadly, most posters here are from western society, and we stopped killing people that deserved to die a long time ago.
So more and more people are now mentally incorrect and being allowed to live.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782251 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)04:32:19') {

'>>4782248
>ACKSHUALLY THE MONKEY PITY IS ALL WHITE PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THIS ONE TIME!
nigger please, learn some basic statistics.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782273 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)05:54:26') {

'>>4782248
The amount of esl posts and shilling for china says otherwise. This board was been colonized by the 3rd world'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782274 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)06:02:32') {

'>>4782210
/an/ used to use unrelated pictures of animal gore in normal threads as a shield to drive away sudden raids, furry spam, animal fuckers, peta, and vegans. Unfortunately, that meant the sadists stayed even after all the many moderation changes since then. Kinda like how pretending to be retarded makes actual retards feel at home.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782278 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)06:10:09') {

'>>4782274
I think this actually makes more sense than the cause being Indians just getting on the internet by the millions, even if that's part of the transformation. The core nature of anonymous imageboards was also bound to attract some of this kind of filth imo so I'm surprised it took this long if anything, maybe it took this long because slower boards just aren't as appealing for newfags as the bigger ones.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782317 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)07:28:24') {

'>>4782278
Oh, you meant more recently than I realized. Eh, a lot of spaces (like anywhere that depends on google adsense, or have to comply with chinese media laws) have a pretty broad ban on anything remotely considered “shocking content”. Plenty of newfags driven to the more famous of anonymous cesspools aren’t going to intuitively know “shocking content” about animals belongs on /b/ and not the animal board. It’s like the catcam shills not realizing that the famous 4chan isn’t full of vigilante hackers that can magically help them.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782354 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)08:59:23') {

'>>4782248
Latter part is correct and extremely damaging, former isn’t
>>4782273
That’s a large amount of this website in general.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782355 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:00:37') {

'>>4782317
>It’s like the catcam shills not realizing that the famous 4chan isn’t full of vigilante hackers that can magically help them.
Pretty sure that’s one guy. Maybe two'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782360 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:13:35'  && image=='image.jpg') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782364 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:19:20'  && image=='download.jpg') {

'>>4782274
Finally an oldfag to make some sense of this speculative nonsense. That said I don't think it has much to do with the current state of the board and the % of old users has to be inconsequential at this point. It's probably more related to ease of ban evasion now. And that shade of person in all colores and ages we've come to know as the shithead.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782373 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:34:25') {

'This board would be 1000x better if they just banned threads about domesticated animals';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782377 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:39:14') {

'>>4782373
I agree 100% /pet/ should be a board. But alas who is going to moderate it and actually ensure threads are on-topic. No one just like every other low traffic board. Takes the least effort to correct but they only spend their time dealing with /pol/ and /v/'s shit because if it breaks the law it's a bigger problem than if it breaks the rules.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782478 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)12:27:31') {

'>>4782210
why caring for a species thats destructive to the environment? you are selfish and a coward'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782481 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)12:28:50') {

'>>4782478
1. What are you talking about
2. ESL fail'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==4782486 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)12:35:22') {

'>>4782274
The ones posting the animal gore WERE the animal fuckers, peta, and vegans you fool.'
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}

}
}