String fullTitle = 'Caprus Hircine';
int postNumber = 4782447;
String image = '1714145965147436.jpg';
String date = '04/26/24(Fri)11:39:25';
String comment = 'Why are they so perfect?
>Can be as affectionate as any dog or cat
>Can be a beast of burden with the proper equipment
>Funny af for some reason
>Milked by all, eaten by most, fucked by some thereby making them an optimal animal for human use
>Eats noxious weeds
By the nine devines, are goats OP? Also, post images of goats.';
'>>4782447
they’re cute as babies but kind of quickly lose their appeal otherwise';
'>>4782447
That's a goat.
Carpus is a fish retard.';
'>>4782482
based dyslexianon';
'Yes goats are pretty OP which is why they (along with sheep) have been livestock for thousands of years.
Both are kinda underrated in meat and sex. Cows stole a lot of thunder for the former and horses the latter, but goats are cheaper middle roaders.';
'>>4782472
I disagree but only because watching adult goats be retarded is extremely entertaining whereas baby goats are just cute. You ever see an adult goat get itself stuck in something because they're inquisitive but extremely fucking stupid? Hilarious as long as they don't get hurt.';
'kill yourselves degenerates';
'>>4782507
Telling people to kill themselves for doing something which in no way harms you is highly antisocial. Touch grass.';
'>>4782493
>Both are kinda underrated in meat and sex
Uhh anon?';
'>>4782507
>t. assblasted sheep worrier';
'>>4782482
>>4782491
lmao';
'>>4782507
>>4782510
>>4782920
Good talk.';
'>>4782447
>Milked by all, eaten by most, fucked by some thereby making them an optimal animal for human use
Not gonna share pics of my goats in this thread. I would castrate you if I caught you in my barn.';
'>>4783510
Impotent seethe';
'>>4782447
goat';
'https://www.instagram.com/reel/C578vDlvN9L/?igsh=MXZxN2tqZXQ3aGxneg==
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Pet gently or crumple into a ball?'
'>>4784367
Why is is making noises like a human baby? Anyway, definitely crumple into a ball
captcha: GGHAHA';
'>>4783602
I hope you get exposed for the degenerate you are, and the people
you love most must glance away from you for the shame they feel.';
'>>4786268
Zoos don't require human affection to the same degree you do, and the humans they get most attached to tend to be other zoos. So that's a very strange and uninformed curse to cast.';
}