String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 4782901;
String image = '1714158156028499.jpg';
String date = '04/26/24(Fri)15:02:36';
String comment = '/a/ told me today was World Penguin Day. I didn't bother to look it up to see if it was true but let's just post pengers anyway.';
'>>4782901';
'>>4782901
It is true. Or was, I guess. It was yesterday. Late thread.';
'>>4782901
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA';
'>>4783219
this kinda puts them in a new light…';
'Noot noot';
'Happy feet 3';
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'>>4782901
Why can't these dumbasses just adapt to the thawing ice and lay their eggs and raise the chicks on the exposed ground?';
'>>4785622
They're a species that highly values tradition.';
'>>4785622
because they need thousands of years for that, and the ice is melting off in a few decades';
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'>>4790551
Rock star';
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}