'Fixed real OP

/dog/ clothing:
For work and play:
https://www.alpineoutfitters.net/
https://www.mtnridge.com/DOG-APPAREL_c_34.html
These harnesses are crash tested, but are too restrictive for exercise:
https://www.centerforpetsafety.org/test-results/harnesses/cps-approved-harnesses/
https://sleepypod.com/car-harnesses

/dog/ training:
https://www.youtube.com/@TrainingPositive
https://www.youtube.com/@kikopup
https://www.youtube.com/@zakgeorge
Be nice to /dog/s:
https://noelhoffmann.com/blog/the-case-against-using-aversive-training-methods/
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1558787817300357
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7743949/

/dog/ breath freshening:
https://www.google.com/search?q=enzymatic+toothpaste+for+dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1PmzjSNEx4&t=90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G9IBQRsiW0

/dog/ feeding:
Get the facts about the raw feeding myth:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC339295/
https://www.theveterinarynurse.com/content/clinical/educating-clients-about-raw-diets-and-the-associated-parasitic-risks/
https://www.fda.gov/animal-veterinary/animal-health-literacy/get-facts-raw-pet-food-diets-can-be-dangerous-you-and-your-pet
Quality dog food reviews here: https://files.catbox.moe/4qbv21.zip';

'>>4783155
thanks, can't just simply copy and paste embeds..';

'Look at this cute impatient dog';

'This is the thread with dogs in it therefore it is the real thread

The other one is toxoplasmosis';

'>>4783136
My dogs killed a cat in the backyard today. I think it was the neighbor's.';

'>>4783225
You must always be on the lookout for animals in your yard. You wouldn't want your dogs to get hurt fighting a skunk or contract parasitic worms.';

'>>4783226
Yeah, I feel so bad, it was just a little baby';

'>>4783237
>>4783237
>>4783237

Dog training general.';

'4783216
>toxo out of nowhere
obsessed';

'>>4783262
Don’t get so defensive toxotroon';

'>>4783136
>>4783155
Need recommendation for STRONG leashes/collars for STRONK doggo. Boerboel/Neapolitan pup is closing in on 70 kg (currently 67 kg) and still growing but his equipments are starting to get too tight. Most other “XL” equipments are too small and the companies that sell “XXL” products are just not very durable I.e made for giant breed but pets not working breeds. The collar on his pic rel is the biggest one on the store near me that fits a 27” neck.
Also looking into harnesses with handles and stuff but they’re mostly for medium sized malinois/dutch shepherd or other shepherd type dogs and what have you.';

'16
obsessed';

'>>4783136
>zak george
Isn't that the guy with the reactive border collie who also has a terrible recall? Aren't BCs one of the easiest breeds to train kek.';

'>>4783499
Despite collies being easier to train, that also means they learn things too quickly and can easily gain unwelcome traits and much more effort is required with working with them.

They are still not recommended for beginner owners.';

'>>4783506
It's been ten years, no improvements lmao.';

'>>4783332
Start browsing Etsy for somebody who's up for the task. You're outside the target demographic for collar companies so expect to pay more than normal.

https://www.modernicon.us/store/thick-tactical-dog-collar/';

'>>4783499
They have the highest rate of heritable mental illnesses.';

'Ive been cleaning for 5 hours and havnt found the source of the musky dog smell';

'>>4783653
Have you cleaned your dogs yet?';

'>>4783653
shower drain';

'>>4783332
They make such collars for pitbulls to look cool in and pull against to piss themselves off, but safety is not guaranteed because pitbulls are not expected to live very long';

'>>4783663
I put them outside
>>4783670
I think its the couch';

'undefined';

'Would you still love him if his ears weren't pointy?

>>4783724
My neighbor has a dog that looks just like that. He is great pyrenees X anatolian shepherd. Cool dog.';

'>>4783839
Funny you say that, my dug is in fact a great pyrenees mix but with rhodesian ridgeback instead';

'>>4783506
Anons, I might have to put my dog of 12 years to sleep, my lovely little faggot dog who has been with me for all that time. I've never come to this board before but I honestly don't know where else to go, what to look, or how to go about this decision about what to do with her.';

'>>4783973
What's wrong with her? What breed?';

'>>4783899
>rhodesian ridgeback
giga based breed, very cool history';

'>>>/mu/121607644 >>>/mu/121607644';

'She cleans feet, truely a blessed dog';

'>>4784200
If the trolls ever manage to scare away this dog I’ll riot';

'hey guys, so the breeder i got my pup from sold all her pups like 5 weeks ago and now i see on her social media that shes looking for an hostfamily for the mother of the puppys. The breeder has both parents and a lot of other dogs, why would they want to bring the mother of the pups to someone else temporarily? anything u can come up with? daddog continuous fucking? the breeder has the daddog up for dogfuckingbreeding shit so maybe thats why?';

'>>4784213
Are you interested? Just ask. There could be lots of reasons why depending on if it's a temporary or permanent thing, but remember for some breeding is a business, and it may be time for new blood, or just for that female to retire from breeding for their own health, and the breeder might not want to accumulate dogs that aren't part of the program anymore. Hope that's not too cold of an answer, but many breeders don't just keep the dogs as pets, the ones who do are usually back yard breeders (which isn't always bad, just needs the same due diligence)';

'My partner became an LPN and now nobody is home to watch the dogs.

What should I do? Rehome them?';

'My dog has an ear infection recently, and it seems to have died down a bit. I was wondering what I can do to prevent another ear infection?';

'>>4783136
having an old dog with dementia really sucks frens :(';

'>>4783839
Jabba The Mutt';

'Just bough this for my dog that has sensitive skin. Hopefully he'll like it';

'>>4784386
Most of these are just normal cheap kibble with supplements or extra ingredients you can buy and add to any food separately.';

'>>4784398
Oh no.';

'>>4784435
Read the ingredient list and consider the sanity of "these experts tested them for ideal nutrition and if you just put carrots, fish, and broccoli in your dogs food they'll get a heckin nutrient imbalance" against the reality of what the longest lived dogs ate (kangaroo guts and frogs).';

'>>4784260
How does he behave?';

'Just bough this for my dog that has sensitive skin. Hopefully he'll like it';

'>>4784440
he sundowns, so he will walk around panting, looking confused, digging in his bed and other places like he is looking for something, walking into rooms, and just staring at nothing. we medicate him because at this point, we still have good days, and even good nights sometimes. physically, he is still in good shape aside from diabetes, which he has long surpassed the life expectancy for. we already have paid for the vet to come to our home and give him his final good by here. I would hate to traumtize him loading him up and taking him to the vet (things he already hated, he was always an anxious dog) I'd rather it be done here, in his bed, with us and his brothers to comfort him as he drifts on down the rainbow Bridge. I'm gunna miss him like crazy.';

'>>4784484
that's not very kind, anon. Not everyone is a well-read dog owner. Most do what the vet tells them, which is the only place I see that brand of food sold. we live and we learn, we are all dog people, we should help each other.';

'>>4784484
Is this real';

'>>4784386
Great food, boutique brands don't stand a chance.';

'>>4784439
I know it may not be ideal, but kibble is the best I can do considering the time available to me right now.
>>4784591
Thanks, anon. I love my chihuahua to death, I can rest easy knowing him he's getting at least some decent food.';

'My 65lb dog ate 6 slices of cheese and two small pieces of cheese paper last night. They've pooped twice, but today they vomited immediately after a walk, drank some water and laid down. All of the vets are closed.

Are they going to be ok?';

'can dogs walk themselves?';

'My male dog is pacing, panting, whining, showing me his belly, and licking me all over. Is he in heat?';

'>>4784560
It’s not.';

'>>4784774
My dog has yet to try to fuck me. He's 2 almost 3. What can I do to stop him?';

'>>4784774
He's not in heat, he's trans

you have to tell your dog he will never be a bitch';

'Is it ok if I go on angry rants to myself with my dog in the room? I talk to myself a lot and I'm worried my dog will think I am angry with him';

'>>4784796
Do NOT bring him around any bitches in heat. Mine has been trying to hump the cat for the past three days nonstop after I made that mistake.';

'>>4784828
He's been around a dog in heat. Just smelt her and made smega. Why do you furfags reply to stupid shit but not real questions?';

'>>4784831
Oh... so it didn't count or your dog is GAY!';

'Is this the proper way to handle an unruly dog?';

'about the end of the road for the old man and I don't know how to cope with it';

'>>4784896
Ah, the Zak George way.';

'>>4784560
Yep, there's cat food that looks just as ridiculous too.';

'>Writers include a talking malamute for no clear reason';

'>>4785090
>I am now interested in your anime';

'>>4785090
that looks like a fantasy creature doeever';

'I don't know if anyone else has experience with managing mast cell tumors. My boy started Palladia a few weeks ago, and it seems to be working well (no new tumors have emerged since the first week, and the ones he already has have largely remained the same size or shrunken slightly. One of them has ulcerated a bit, but we are keeping it clean. His appetite is completely normal, and while he has tired days (taking Benadryl to keep the histamine under control) I think he's still having good quality of life. We've been on more than 40 miles of walks in the last week alone.

The one thing that concerns me is the changes to his body. It feels like he's lost muscle mass all over. He's not too weak to do things, and he jumps and climbs up furniture like normal, but I can feel his spine where I couldn't before, his skin feels like it hangs looser on him, and his legs muscles softer than they used to. I assume this is an indication of disease progression internally, but I'm curious if there's anything specific we should check for. We've got another check-in with the oncologist in 2 weeks. Any advice on getting used to seeing and accepting signs of decline? I'm trying to be really aware of his quality of life, so far he seems happy and satisfied.

Pic is him hydrating during a long walk yesterday.';

'>>4785157
I appreciate the perspective, and you're right that I'm worrying about it far more than he's even capable of. I've already come to terms with the fact that there's no curing the state he's in (Palladia doesn't even attempt that), just maintaining a good quality life until we can't anymore.';

'>>4785160
Why is this not the world’s most popular dog breed
idgi';

'>>4785196
>big meals and poops
Depends on your feed. If you feed nutrient-dense food then they should eat less mass compared to cheap [redacted] slop. [redacted] has made my dog’s poop smaller than before. Poopsize correlates to how much waste is in your feed.

More waste = poop.';

'Dalton is at the vet he got hit by a car…';

'>>4785350
Did this really happen literally one day after a half dozen anons told you to stop letting him off leash to show off "muh structure" or is it a not so surprising larp';

'>>4784896
Based female putting a dumb dog in its place';

'>>4784831
>Just smelt her and made smega.
okay and now in non-ESL please';

'>>4785352
I feel numb.';

'>>4785398
So your dog really ran off and got hit by a car literally one day after 4chan told you to keep your dogs leashed?';

'I got a camera and I'm a bit concerned
Whenever I leave for work my dog (about 1 year old) starts to cry, sometimes it sounds like he's howling
Is this bad? I never knew he cried so much
It seems to last more than 5 minutes too and afterwards he just lies around';

'>>4785428
Vetrenarians will prescribe trazodone for this.';

'>>4785426
I know it's the wrong time to ask for it, but I would need a fresh Marcie pic to ever believe such allegations.';

'>>4785352
>>4785426
not gonna lie, most of these recent posts about people asking dumbass questions makes me think its all trolling';

'My vet said I should stop doing grainless food because it hurts their heart when older.
I also started giving my dog chicken liver. He seems to like them but I have to cut it smaller.';

'>>4785350
Bruh';

'Does anyone have resources for training Great Pyrenees to be social with chicks and protect them?';

'>>4785807
Take them to a sorority while they're still a puppy

>>4785794
I'm glad he recovered!';

'Got a dog from a shelter on Sunday. She’s probably 2, about 20 pounds, looks like a cross between a mini Aussie and maybe a long-haired dachshund.

The shelter told me she was picky about food and sent me home with two different types of wet food. Sunday night, she wouldn’t eat either type of food, or liver treats, cheese, or cream cheese. She ate a little bit of roast beef but then lost interest. Monday morning, she wouldn’t eat anything. I called the shelter and the shelter vet said that the shelter staff had been giving her high value treats to get her to eat, so she was picky and had an upset stomach. Told me to keep giving her metronidazole and a bit of anti-acid, but basically wait her out until her stomach settles and/or she gives up on holding out for high value treats.

Dog is coughing up bile the way dogs do when they have an empty stomach, has tiny runny shits (how is there anything still in there?), but otherwise seems okay. She is drinking.

I have a vet appointment on Thursday morning but want a gut check on whether the shelter vet is bonkers and we should go to the emergency vet.';

'>>4785938
Don't spend emergency vet money on a shelter mutt you've had for less than a week, that's retarded.';

'>>4785938
The ills of applying positive reinforcement to difficult situations and intelligent breeds.

That’s why you let the dog become hungry rather than coax it with treats.';

'Is it true that huskies have too strong of a prey drive to live with smaller animals?';

'>>4786004
My current pooch is best friends with a kitten, the dog I had 3 years ago would eat my chickens.';

'>>4786004
Socialization > prey drive

Being a terrier helps too since they’re the most cat like dogs.';

'>>4785807
sounds dumb';

'>>4786036
Fools errand

Every pit mommy does this shit and it turns out it only works in the right context with a familiar example of the prey species.

Also see: People who let their dogs off leash
>Durr he trained
>What could go wrong

>>4786004
Dogs are smart enough to tell species apart. Small dog? Sure, no problem. Something more edible like a cat? Nope. A larger animal like a sheep? Dead for sure.';

'>>4785938
>Stressed dog won't eat
Normal.

Just keep trying to feed them normal food until they eat.';

'>>4785994
>>4786048
Thanks. I’ve never had problems with dogs not eating before (other than end-of-life).';

'>>4786067
Collie website affirmed';

'>take dog to groomers
>he's crying, running around frantically and jumping at the door trying to get in
Goddamn it the little traitor';

'>>4786046
You couldn't be more wrong, small breed dogs are constantly murdered by pitbulls, huskies GSDs etc , most deaths at the dog park were involving these';

'>>4786046
The overwhelming majority of terriers do well with cats. Pit bulls aren’t a single breed and are poorly socialized if at all so there’s no surprise there.';

'>>4786093
All small dogs do well with cats. Only large breeds are a problem';

'>>4786097
>Small dogs
Why not say terriers?

>large breeds are a problem
Why? They can be socialized to cohabitate with cats at any rate.';

'>>4786108
>cats are vermin
Try hard';

'>>4786108
Pshh not a chance.';

'He was 10kg when we got him at 4months old
He is now 15kg at 5.5 months old and he doesn't seem fatter at all so it's all growth
think he's gunna be a big lad for a border collie desu, just hope he continues to fit in the passenger side footwell of my car because it's a small 2 seater';

'>>4786108
AINT NO WAY.';

'>>4786128
>puppyberg update
Peak comfy, collie website affirmed.';

'>>4786128
Your oil stained rag is adorable.';

'>>4786108
Based!';

'Certified Husky Moment™';

'>>4786128
Please ignore Husky ptsd victims. They’re petrified of collies.';

'>>4786131
yeah he's pretty cute, we got him as a rescue at 4months cause nobody wanted him but i get complements every time we go for a walk, surprised a blue merle collie wasnt popular desu
>>4786130
i got a little ill the last few weeks so i've not really had the chance to post but docman sorted me out with some meds and im back up to speed

cant wait until he can start running with me though, he's already so much faster than me when we're sprinting around and playing so i think he's gunna absolutely destroy me at the marathon
im gunna race him while my husband rides a bike to take him along and see if he can beat the human marathon WR while I attempt to break 3 hours, but thats about 7months to a year away cause he needs to grow big and strong';

'>>4786148';

'What are the odds that all these posts use the phrase “puppyberg”

https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/Puppyberg/

Coupled with infrequent posting, claims of having a husband, and /an/‘s meme breed.

Does this dog even exist? Is it lemurfag or Eurasian Husky harem schizo with an archive of some strangers’ dog?';

'>>4786159
>July 2021
>dont know what to do with him, i was told not to exercise him too hard at a young age cause he is a large breed of dog and he needs to grow and let his bones settle before doing too much

>>4786153
>April 2024
>im gunna race him while my husband rides a bike to take him along and see if he can beat the human marathon WR while I attempt to break 3 hours, but thats about 7months to a year away cause he needs to grow big and strong

Weird as fuck, same lowercase typing style I see on many troll posts on this board.';

'>>4786161
There’s a Weimaraner puppy berg poster who used the same

Anti-Reddit
Spacing
Style

And

lowercase
letters';

'>>4786159
Why do they usually post alongside Leo and Heather’s owners? One of them is trolling hard.';

'>>4786159
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/dogberg/country/gb/filter/text/
im not from britain but thats how i picked it up probably';

'>>4786165
Probably heathers owner since they referred to the Eurasian Husky rapist as a “based Chad” from telegram.';

'I'm not a spook I'm just a border collie owner calm down lads';

'>>4786171
Timestamped evidence, 24-hours.';

'>>4786129
Do you have a room in your home that only cats can enter? She needs a break sometimes';

'>>4786129
>makes your dog a toxoplasmosis carrier';

'>>4786178
That's a good thing';

'>>4786108
Properly socialized dogs will know the difference between a bad and a good cat. Dumb ones (like their owners) won’t';

'>>4786171
Timestamp required. This is research purposes!';

'>>4786186
Dogs are too low IQ for that, the only exceptions for large breeds are sheep herders like collies';

'>>4786174
There's a bunch of places she can hide or go that are out of his reach, but she doesn't really choose to use them. She also antagonizes him about 30% of the time. She's a peculiar cat.';

'>>4786192
Nice crate.';

'Is this a based image for my home?

>>4786198
Thanks. He has been free roaming for months unsupervised with no major happenings ever. He likes to hang out on the bed I have in there occasionally. It never gets locked anymore.

When he was younger I didn't trust him unsupervised, so I left him in there for like 2 hours max, and I never forced him to sleep in there.';

'>>4786204
Husky mistaking gold for cheese, 1850 (colorized)';

'>>4786209
Are you gaining weight babushka? lay off the salmon.';

'>>4786204
https://youtu.be/Oa_RSwwpPaA?si=VRBxusxXLX4G9gvl';

'>>4786224
She lost weight (65lb -> 60lb)';

'>>4786251
There's a roll of loose skin that kinda bulges. Weight loss confirmed. Lipo needed.';

'Are the puppy blues a real thing that affects normal well-adjusted people or is it just an /r/puppy101 thing experienced exclusively by fibromyalgic lesbians?';

'>>4786271
from context i assume it means being sad/regretful after getting a puppy
ive had it with two dogs, it wasnt anything other than life stress and self doubt and it was gone within 1-2 months
its basically a mild form of postnatal depression or a gay form of buyers remorse and any well adjusted adult will be able to get through it just fine, but it doesn't mean they wont feel it';

'>>4786108
Subhuman hands typed this post';

'>>4786192
Never leave them alone unattended and you should probably give her a cat companion';

'>>4786271
What the fuck are puppy blues? I only experienced puppy greens. Being head over heels for em.';

'This was my dog, Radar. He was a very good boy.';

'>>4786192
>anatagonizing
One of our old shelter kittens would sit and stare at my Australian Shepherd then paw his nose when he came to investigate.';

'>>4786295
Collie website affirmed';

'>>4786204
>free roaming for months unsupervised with no major happenings ever.
Nice, it's good to be able to trust your dog. Mine stayed outdoors when I wasn't home until about 6 months old when there was some road work going on outside my house that bothered her, and she started chewing the shingles on my house lol, since then she's been allowed in and out of the house on her own, no major issues since then. I always hated using a crate, gave up on that after a few weeks.';

'>>4786067
Took her to the ER because she had a long hacking fit. She has pneumonia. Fuck me.';

'>>4786293
it is apparently like a canine edition of postpartum depression or buyers remorse where new puppy owners are overwhelmed by puppy antics and regret their decision. With the additional intensifier that most breeders WILL take a puppy back if you change your mind so unlike with having a baby, the temptation to get a refund is real.

This sounds preposterous to me and only likely to happen to people who weren't expecting their first few months of puppy ownership to be a sleepless, bitey, piss-soaked hell. I can't imagine it would happen to people with realistic expectations though.';

'>>4786529
Collies are dogs for prospecting millionaires and students making their way toward wealth.';

'>>4786608
>unironically calling yourself a temporarily embarrassed millionaire
You tried to be based but ended up being cringe';

'>>4786529
>collies
>easy
>forgiving
Collies are easy to train in basic behaviors like sitting, pawing, and rollover. They're also sensitive and anxious so they aren't as “forgiving” as you think. Lastly, they're highly intelligent and need constant mental and physical saturation. They aren't dogs bred to be tethered to a weight meant for traversing snowy landscapes that do fine after a 5km walk. You can't just outwalk their needs kek.';

'>>4786628
>unironically
>temporarily embarrassed millionaire
Nobody uses these phrases except for social recluses and larpers with senior dogs who are totally trained but can't post a webm b-because muh hand!';

'>>4786634
Schizo nonsense

>>4786630
No, collies are notoriously easy to train. Free good behavior off leash, no need to "get hard" because just telling them "No" devastates them. They just really, really care what their owner thinks all the time. It's totally unlike owning a hard dog like an akita or wirehair pointer. Very forgiving. They were bred to be trainable by illiterate bong peasants.';

'>>4786638
They truly are amazing dogs! One of the best breed types. Even corgis and mini Aussies that tend to be more neurotic and bitey are cool.';

'>>4786630
>collies aren't easy
Lol wut? Literally easy mode dog, golden retriever tier. Like a german shepherd without aggression or bred for as much health (most people don't even care about MDR-1 or merle) because of their overly attached, overly submissive personalities. They're the poster child for "a dog obeys, they were born to love you". Every other dog is the opposite. Even poodles look hard headed and uncaring compared to collies.
>is husky hate schizo
Oh, of course.';

'>>4786284
Hundreds of hours left unattended already. Only the dog has had a scratch on his nose. I sorta just let her fend for herself from the time I got her. I trained dog some to not pounch on her.
I make sure to keep her nails clipped so she doesn't hurt my dog too bad.

>>4786296
She waits around a corner and then bites his ankles, or will randomly smack his face out of nowhere. It's funny.

>>4786442
I wish I could have done that, but it was too risky/impossible at my old place. The crate is kinda crappy, but it kept him safe.';

'>>4786645
>collies are bad because they're biddable

You look like a schizo posting basedjaks. Collies are trainable…so? They need mental stimulation and 3 hour long walks. You can't just chuck them into an apartment with your cat and call it a day like some highly specific breeds. That's just most herding dogs lmao.';

'>>4786656
>collies are bad
Who said this? Collies are just easy to own.
>collies "need mental stimulation"
I have elderly neighbors with border collies. This is false. They are happy to be lazy retards because they are so easy to train. If you train your collie to be active they will be active. If you train your collie to be lazy they will be lazy.';

'>>4786659
my grandmother has like 3 border collies and i never got the impression that they were demanding dogs. they've followed her off leash since they were puppies and they act afraid to do something if she just yells at them.

maybe they come off as more demanding if you just post on 4chan instead of living normally with them? not being on a computer does engage your dog a little more';

'>>4786659
Collies aren't “easy” is the main point.

Easy dogs are pugs, toy breeds, small terriers.

>My boomer neighbors severely abuse their dog!
Cool story bro.';

'>>4786676
Collies are easy.
>severely abuses
Their collie is quite friendly and i've never seen them hurt it. Did it ever occur to you that collies just adapt to their owners really well?

>Small dogs are easy!
How? Because if they go crazy they can't destroy much? Small terriers are some of the most demanding dogs period.

>>4786669
>maybe they come off as more demanding if you just post on 4chan instead of living
possible. staring at a screen and ignoring your dog, especially a handler focused breed, could cause some issues...';

'>>4786659
>>4786669
All one husky owner who got exposed for living in an apartment with 3 cats and 2 dogs who puts blankets over his windows as blinds. Probably got triggered by the wealth part.
Walk your dogs, bro. This shirt is sad.

>collies are easy dogs because you can train them
Illogical, they are easy to train because they are biddable. One thing doesn't have to do with the other.
How come I always see collie owners on bikes actually exercising their dogs while other breeds are just kept as a novelty?';

'>>4786683
I'm not your boogeyman, husky hate schizo. I'm just saying most collie owners have an easy time and they're easy dogs. The barely need training because they're so attached and submissive that their owners mood functions as inadvertent operant conditioning. Very rarely is one mentally ill or a neurotic working champion and they break this pattern, but most collies are easy. They are THE dog for a new owner or someone that just doesn't want to put a lot of time into basic training, since most breeds care about your opinion a lot less.

You see collie owners on bikes because the dogs are borderline self training due to reacting to their owners emotional state as reward/punishment conditions, while say, a malinois owner would not be able to just hook their dog to a bike and expect good results because the dog has interests greater than the owners feelings. Even a lab is more independent by nature and likely to cause a bicycle crash doing that.

If you're having problems with your collie i'm sorry but spending less time on 4chan sounds like a good way to fulfill their needs. Even if you're reading a book you have a free hand and lap for your dog to get the handler attention they need, something they don't get when you're posting on a laptop.';

'>>4786691
the sheer number of mini aussies following their owners through the suburbs agrees. collies are just easy to own.

i also see a lot of huskies so they're probably not as demanding as people make them out to be, just bad if someone is a hardcore owner who expects their dog to march alongside them at a perfect heel and gets unreasonably angry at stopping and sniffing "because thats what good dog owners with well trained dogs do!" (i also see 99.9% of the collie owners allow stop and sniff! maybe this is why they are so easy going, no stress from over-training owners that probably should have got a malinois)';

'>>4786691
>>4786697
Nice wall of text

The point still stands

Herding dogs are not easy to own because they are trainable.

That would make them easy to train.

Learn how to separate the general from the specific.

Furthermore, they aren't easy to own because so many of them end up in shelters or are surrendered. Dogs do not get surrendered because “oh he was so easy”.';

'>>4786719
>ease of ownership is not determined by biddability

Irrefutable. Mugged by logic.';

'>>4786719
Most dogs in shelters are in the german shepherd and terrier groups thoughbeit

I see a lot of older people with collies and lots of young families with dual incomes with collies and my personal experience with collies is that they are simply easy dogs. Maybe you have issues, but you're also here 24/7 to defend the honor of beckman and seethe about random husky owners and the neglect might have emotionally damaged your collie.';

'>>4786724
What dog do you have?

>InB4 none';

'>>4786730
The one your schizo brain thinks I have.';

'>>4786724
Nobody cares about your “experience” (e.g. Watching dog parks from your car and snapping pics of collies for your “homework” folder).

>I see a lot of people with resources and income with collies
Based, I wonder why they don't get objectively easier dogs and why collie owners seem to be people with resources. Dare I say…its almost like there are REQUIREMENTS (be it fiscal or whatnot) for collies.';

'>>4786734
There are requirements for every dog?';

'>>4786731
Based image.';

'>>4786736
Why do you have such a tough time separating the general from the specific? Is this autism or narcissism?

Requirements for pug: breath, shit in a box, 1lb dog food every month.

Requirement for border collie: at least an acre of rural farmland with unlimited access to sheep or 6 AM hiking with sport dog food.

Clearly one of these dogs has an easier requirement for ownership.';

'>>4786743
>at least an acre of rural farmland with unlimited access to sheep or 6 AM hiking with sport dog food.
Me when I make things up on 4chan.';

'>>4786734
What requirements? Collies are easy dogs. They don't have strong needs. They adapt to their owners, as long as their owner is social with their dog and not glued to a screen.
>inb4 that's a requirement
It's something a mentally healthy person should do

Go spend time with your dog right now';

'>>4786747
Post dog';

'>>4786750
I'm not going to post any dog but i'm going to go spend time with them instead :) maybe you should too (i was spending time with my dog earlier but they had to go outside to poop)

oh who am i kidding you'll rant about muh blanket curtain husky boogeyman and heathers owner for another hour';

'>>4786761
>he doesn't accompany his dog to poop
Failure, might as well surrender your pup to a shelter.';

'>>4786761
You lost, that's why you are leaving to “go spend time” with your non-existent dog.';

'>>4786743
>MY favorite dog is super crazy and needs all this stuff you need to live in the alaskan interior on a homestead to own them!
>Most people with your favorite dog: works 9-5 in the suburbs
>Their dogs: Perfectly happy
dog worshipers baka

99.999999999% of collies, huskies, etc are doing fine as family pets and are probably happier that way because they dont hurt from constant work';

'>>4786771
>moving the goalpost

Ease of ownership is not determined by biddability

One Weird Trick, Pseuds Hate Him.

Also post dog';

'>>4786784
Based on what?';

'>>4786790
>ad hominem
Can't believe at the end of the day that some scathing [redacted]* dog owner will come in here and defend this behavior.';

'>>4786790
Alright, anyway bud. I have to wrap up a financial report. Holler at me when you get sober.';

'>>4786529
>Collies are easy dogs for first time owners
Absolutely correct. One of my relatives has two aussies and he's not exactly Dawn Sylvia-Stasiewicz. They're very good, easy dogs. Probably easier than labs.

>>4786743
>Requirement for border collie: at least an acre of rural farmland with unlimited access to sheep or 6 AM hiking with sport dog food.
Absolute clown. You're like those retards who think huskies are unmanageable if you don't have 14 of them hooked to a sled, and it turns out your great difficulty with the breed is keeping an off leash dog controlled in a city which is illegal anyways.';

'>Collies are easy to own
>NO HOW DARE YOU CALL MY FAVORITE BREED A GOOD PET
Kek suburban karens have entire packs of "difficult" breeds like huskies, border collies, and german shepherds. Dogfags pls, dogs are not super challenging pets that only beastmaster gods can handle. You have to purposefully make your life harder and raise the standards for your dog just to begin to pretend dogs are difficult pets like
>Okay, but they have to go 10 walks at a perfect heel without ever doing anything without your permission or your dog isnt trained yet!

That only applies to man eater breeds like pitbulls and caucasian shepherds';

'Carrot got her spay today, and the vet removed her two rear dewclaws as well. They were jiggly and not attached to bone, plus double clawed, and were extremely at risk of getting caught on stuff and ripped off so I just had them removed';

'>>4786820
CARROT! You're back! She has gotten big! Hope she has been doing well. How's the gsd? What happened to your puppy dreams?';

'>>4786831
GSD is doing great, just as wild as ever. Carrot breached 100lbs at one point, but she fluctuates a lot in the 90s range now. All done growing.

I kinda gave up on the puppy idea, some life changes occurred and I just didnt have the energy anymore to deal with a massive litter. If I could have guaranteed she'd only be having 3-5 that would be fine, but the risk that she'd pop out 12 was too great. Also her first heat was extremely annoying, the GSD was a complete fucking retard during the whole thing. Don't really want to go through that again, so just decided to go with the neuter.';

'>>4786834';

'>>4786834
>Two intact dogs of the opposite sex
Imagine the howling';

'>>4786836
There actually wasn't any actual howling, he just would not leave her alone. He never figured out he's supposed to mount her, thank fucking god, but he was just constantly trying to be next to her, pushing past me, whining if she was separated, hounding her in the yard so she couldn't get a moments peace.

I kept them separate at night through the bedroom door and no matter which side he was on, I could just hear him whining through the door and it was just sleep depriving.';

'>>4786838
>He never figured out he's supposed to mount her
based retard dog';

'>>4786834
That is great to hear!

Leo was exactly like that. They're so obedient and good boys until they get that scent in their brain. Everything goes out the window. Thankfully he is calming down like 5 days later. -_-';

'>>4786838
Shepherd website affirmed. Sled dogs are the minority.';

'>>4786801
>senior dog owner thinks he has a dog in the fight
Lol, you didn't even have your dog while it was a pup or full of energy.

Yes, working breeds do in fact go crazy from being in apartments.';

'>>4786843';

'>Does agiility course balance beam and series of rings included for hand lure, first time
>will not touch it otherwise
Very huskylike

@guy schizzing out, you know who you are
Please put more energy into your dogs than you put into trying to get my attention, kthxbai';

'Collies are not easy lol. Anybody who says that is just fucking around and has never been around a Border Collie or sheepdog.';

'>>4786861
Depends on the collie. I had a border collie in a 1 bedroom apartment during college, she was super chill. The adoption group was a border collie rescue and even said her being chill was the only reason they'd let her go to me in an apartment. She was great and didnt have a high energy drive, but she was still purebred BC. It really depends on the dog';

'>>4786859
This reminds me that I need to build some of these.';

'>>4786863
Breed autists don't want you to know this, but even if you have a working line, daughter of a grand champion dog if they don't grow up working they chill out fast. Dogs adapt to what they do on a daily basis.';

'>>4786859
Why do you think you can accuse others of neglecting their dog? Do you honestly think that is going to end the trolling?';

'>>4786865
>Dogs become conditioned to their environments
Correct, that's why so many “dog lovers” keep their dogs in crates and sing victory when it mails a child. It doesn't mean that it's the right thing to do or the least stressful for the dog.

Farmdogs belong on farms.

Pets belong in houses.';

'>Anata wa watashi no chikara no hanbun ni mo oyobanai, obasan! Anata wa mo koinude wa arimasen!
>Amari kakushin wa motenai... mabataki suru to minogashite shimau zo!';

'>>4786869
>OWARI DA!
>NANI!? H-hayai!';

'>>4786868
>Local /dog/ schizo here to tell us our super chill dogs are super stressed out and having an existential crisis because their life does not align with the purpose of their breeds creation
Can we see your super satisfied dogs that are totally enjoying their purposeful lives which are super fun and not painful or stressful at all';

'>>4786871
False again.

My point: Ease of ownership is not determined by biddability.

>post dog
Rules for thee not for me >>4786750

>insinusting I neglect my dogs
Keep it up, you think I won't?';

'>>4786876
Do you ever get sick of being an attention hungry shithead?';

'>>4786883
>yet another ad hominem

I know you are but what am I? Stay in your lane.';

'>>4786883
Do you ever get tired of having a god complex and gaslighting your friends?';

'>>4786885
>>4786889
>1:01
k3k

Whoever you are, you're not my friend. I'm going to go cuddle my dog now, have fun';

'>>4786891
I cuddle my dog every night yet don't feel the need to announce it for my 4chan audience.';

'>>4786892
I am cuddling my dog right now!';

'>>4786892
>>4786891
>>4786889
>>4786885
>>4786883
>>4786876
>>4786871


>>4786831
this shit is the reason I don't come around here with carrot/mars pics. its too tiresome when I just want to post pics of cute dogs and look at pics of cute dogs';

'Now that the incel is gone this is a happy dog at healthy weights thread.';

'What is the purpose of tire mountain?';

'>>4786898
Blame obese sled dog owners for instigating a 5-year-long console war against australoid owners.

>australoid owners: Both dogs are great
>die huskoid unterdogsch owners: Aussies are dumb, mentally ill, etc…';

'>>4786898
Someone here really doesn't like my dog and keeps calling her fat. It's weird. Hopefully he doesn't find a target that would actually leave because of it.';

'>>4786912
He's special ed';

'4786905
It's almost like if you don't instigate a feud against my dogsi won't be mad at you. Tsk tsk pesky boundaries amirite?';

'>>4786898
Very fair. I really like all the pics you have shared. Ty.

My secret is to treat this place like my personal blog and ignore the pointless bickering.';

'>My personal schizo theory is you founded an aussie hate cult in 2019 so now my time on 4chan is dedicated to trying to get a (you) from you!
Riveting. That never happened. You can get a new hobby now.';

'>>4786905
GIVE HER CHEESE! NOW!

I don't think heather is fat just in case you thought I did.';

'4786920
No, that was you until proven otherwise. Your insatiable lust for disagreeing with eeverfaggot led to you shitting on their dog at any chance and is only further corroborated by your bickering here and in the past few threads.';

'4786922
>I don't think your dog is fat
>But also I think the other guy neglects his dogs
>you two should totally stop, it doesn't matter that you were accused of neglecting your dog haha just turn the other cheek lmao! Huskies are superior. Bassets have arthritis.

Yet another poster who will succumb to the day of the leash.';

'>>4786922
She definitely got cheese, LOTS of cheese

Ignore the autist having an actual meltdown btw';

'Is there special songs/music that doggos likes to hear?';

'>>4786931
Classical piano music. Kids tv show ambiance.';

'>>4786931
they really like (or hate) harmonicas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m-FkSPTpiI';

'>>4786934
I knew a guy with brain cancer that felt pretty well listening to classical music while working.

>>4786936
What a gud boi...';

'>>4786972
Teehee teehee! You'll never catch me!
Try as you might! I'll never post doggie!';

'Mmm, false accusation, why are they name dropping me?';

'If you don't fuck with me, Then fuck you, but I always show love for those apart of me.';

'>>4786901
Post this dog with timestamp?';

'>>4786957';

'>x breed is easy to own

Okay so do you recommend said breed to a beginner owner or someone who never owned a dog before?';

'>>4787024
Smelly: Rough collie or australian shepherd
Pleasantly aromatic: Samoyed or malamute
Willing to do some research and apply common sense: A QUALITY german shepherd from a good breeder, literally any husky that isn't pure white
Boutique: Shiloh shepherd

These are the easiest breeds to own, full stop';

'>>4787024
i would absolutely recommend a collie breed to a new dog owner, granted your breeder matches you with a calm and affectionate individual, dogs within a breed can vary from your lifelong rock to spending their life acting like they smoke the rock, but generally the thing that holds true with collies is they pay extra attention to their owners vs other breeds. they are the dog society told you to expect.';

'>>4787024
Weird how the answer is never yes or no. Complimentary mental gymnastics arr required.';

'>>4787024
I dont ever recommend "beginner" animals. Lets say someone say "Okay poodles are a beginner dog, get a poodle". You might not like poodles, or want one. Maybe they're okay, but you really want a german shorthair or something, but you get the poodle first because "good first dog". Now you've got this dog thats not the dog you want for 12-15 years before it dies. You'll be an entirely different person by the time the poodle dies and you can get the shorthair, you may not even want a shorthair anymore and now you dont get to have one.

Get the dog you want, there's no such things as a beginner dog';

'>>4787073
Most sane person ITT. Some animals are 'easier' than others but all animals require care and when it comes to dogs, the jump between not owning a dog and owning a dog is far larger than the jump in 'difficulty' (effort?) in different breeds care requirements.
Like, yeah some breeds do require more stimulation, or more grooming, or more socialization than others but whether or not that makes it 'easier' or 'harder' is entirely down to you, your lifestyle and the amount of time effort you're willing/are physically able to provide.';

'>>4787082
The people who don't want them.';

'>>4787045
Your anwser is radically different compared to the vast consensus of dog communities, a BC for example is never reccomended for new owners or even beginner ones. I mean if you think like this, then you probably already have an opinion that no breed is off limits for new owners even though that is bad practice by itself, we give reccomendations and difficulity scaling so both the owner and the dog have no stress and issues as much as possible to avoid things like the owner giving up and throwing the animal to a shelter and the animal's physical and mental health ending up worse.
vast majority of people cant really physically and financially handle "complex" breeds with zero experience so its simply best to start small.
You don't want more dogs in shelters do you? One of the main reasons why are there so many because people ended up realizing they cant handle them.';

'>>4787090
"Dog communities" are full of prissy faggots who think you shouldn't own a lab if you don't shotgun down ducks. Most people have no issue owning common dogs like border collies - the champion working line vs ordinary dog distinction matters more.';

'>>4787090
rational thinker.

>>4787103
yapping fag who should be chemically castrated.';

'>>4787104
pathetic samefag. provide timestamped dog or be silent.';

'>>4787103
90% of people who would want a wolfdog or an exotic mammal like a fox would fail at keeping care of them. There should be reasonable limits.';

'>>4787108
>compulsory sAmEfAG at the thought of two people disagreeing with its opinion
I wouldn't be surprised if you were a child molester or pedophile based on your conduct.';

'>>4787109
>comparing a common family pet to wolfdogs
Most border collies are ordinary dogs but more trainable';

'>>4787104
>>4787111
No we are not on the same side.
your posts provide nothing to the subject but useless bickering and insults';

'>>4787113
You're wasting your time by appealing to rational when your opponent's arguments are based on anything but.';

'>>4787112
Collies are less popular than Welsh Corgis and I rarely even see the latter breed IRL';

'>President’s running mate contender defends decision to shoot dead her pet dog for being a ”worthless” hunting dog';

'>>4787125
Now that the pulverized remains of this headline are still floating around only visible in beams of light

What went wrong?';

'>>4787128
Isnt it illegal to kill your own dog?';

'>>4787129
Yes, and a gun dog trainer said she should've rehomed him if he was truly too much for her.';

'New McCann Content: https://youtu.be/Xj08gIHgolQ?si=Q8Q3VOELoZifoeiO';

'What do chihuahuas taste like?';

'>>4787174
Similar to toddlers, a little more gamey however.

t. Staffy';

'>some random person dumps their dog on a busy freeway
>dog patiently waits
>and waits
>and waits
>in a spot where it think it's owner will come back for it
Dogs are innocent creatures';

'my dog's paws smell like tortilla chips
does this happen to anybody else';

'>>4787205
sometimes i can't tell if he is trying to punch me or hug me but that's fine';

'>>4787205
Absolutely.';

'>>4786905
I mean she is fat but so are most huskies with owners that live the average american lifestyle. Huskies were bred to live in arctic villages that still use dog sledding as a means of transportation and be apart of a team. You would've been better off with a pomsky.';

'Marcies getting old, babushka's status is upon us. A whole 4-years-old. Soon she’ll be dead when the bone cancer hits at 6 lol.';

'I'm loosing my best friend today.
How the fuck do I cope with that. How the fuck do I go on. How am I meant to go to work when I know my best friend is going to die at 6:30';

'>>4787342
Get a new one';

'>dog has room with his bed and water in it, dedicated to him
>grandmother bought me a new dog bed for my birthday and so I decide to play it nearby outside of my room
>suddenly my dog refuses to sleep in his room and will only ever sleep outside my room';

'>>4787163
lol I have a field worth of 2-3 acres since I used to have sheep.';

'>>4787125
>rightoid
>being literally psychopathic
This is a surprise? Big Donnie was known to dislike dogs, a well-known sign of an untrustworthy individual.';

'>>4787397
Ok, but we need 2% interest rates again. Economics TRUMP social feelings.';

'>>4787402
relax zoomie. interest rates are cyclical. everything in the economy is. i know this is your first recession and you want it to be the end of the world but i assure you things will get better.';

'>>4787407
Rates fluctuate in a rise-and-drop manner. Yet they were at an all-time low under Trump. The economy sucks, this goes beyond rates. Rates just corroborate the fact that our economy sucks. Corporate price gouging will in fact continue under Biden whereas Republicans like Ron Desantis have actively tried to fight inflation through tax breaks for the common man. Do you want to pay taxes on dog food? You don't have to in Florida thanks to Desantis.';

'>>4787342
you dont. there's literally no way to deal with it other than time. I put my BC down 3 years ago and I still cry if it comes up. It just hurts. All you can do is your best to make it about them. Remember, they're the one going away, they're the one suffering. Do everything you can for them today. Steak, chocolate, hugs, park, whatever. Today should be about their happiness and comfort, not your grief. They got one day left to feel happy, you've got forever for grief. Put it off a bit and be happy with them';

'>>4787424
>the economy was already crashing
Not true, the the economy was growing larger unless you're referring to the 1-year pandemic that Biden extended to 3. Would you vote for Biden this November?';

'>>4787449
>non-priority issues
The economy, border security, and foreign policy will take priority in this election, not the environment.';

'>>4787449
Are you saying that presidents have no effect on the economy?';

'>>4787454
>I hate animals and nature. That's why I'm voting trump.
>trump: wall funds to israeli war lol
Listen buddy I liked him the first election around too but then he personally buttfucked the environment, banned bump stocks, didn't build the wall, and personally siphoned more money into the middle east. And he did not even get a damn dog. He crossed the line.';

'>>4787462
No wars under trump btw.';

'>>4787414
chocolate? Why do you want to increase their suffering with potential poisoning?';

'>>4787462
Do you think homeless people should be allowed to own dogs?';

'>>4787467
they're literally about to be put down. Chocolate isnt going to affect them in the short time before they get put down. Dont give it to them days before, but before the trip to the vet, let them have a little taste';

'>>4787466
Didn't he get nearly 100 troops killed, launch airstrikes, and ramp up deployments in iraq and syria? Of course someone fanboying some faggot that doesn't even like dogs would lie. Untrustworthiness is the favorite trait of the dogless.

WW3 (aka cold war plus) has been raging for over 20 years dude.';

'>>4787467
Chocolate to a dog is like a stiff cup of coffee. They have to eat a relatively large amount of dark chocolate/"real chocolate" to die. As long as it's a small amount only once, for a while, because of the long half life of alkaloids in dogs, they should do fine.
https://www.merckvetmanual.com/toxicology/food-hazards/chocolate-toxicosis-in-animals';

'>>4787478
>>4787478
>>4787478
New Bread.';

'>>4783136
Cute old dog. What breed?';

'>>4783332
Update on the mastiff? Does he do any guarding?';

'>>4783839
Unlawful combatant/10 prickear uniform required.';

'>>4787472
Why would vets vote for him if it mattered so much? Face it. Trump is the President of the common man. All other "men" can vote for whoever they want. Now back to dogs pls.';

'>Daltons owner being an autist and trying to ruin the thread again
>to the point he's making early OPs to "troll"
Oh boy I cant wait for another 100/311 posts being his regularly scheduled meltdown over huskies and heathers owner';

'>>4787506
>trying to ruin the thread
That would be you false flagging as cat owners in our new thread.';

'>>4787506
just report the thread for spamming/flooding.
He is being desperate.';

'>>4787511
not me now is this the part where you accuse me of owning a "fat husky" or an "inbred german shepherd"?';

'>>4787511
>our new thread
uh huh? Why is the new thread suddenly with a different OP template and the previous thread link doesn't lead to this OP?';

'TLDR; mad that you were too slow to make the thread

WAHHHH babies first adversity.';

'>>4787516
You're seething over the fact this thread was made earlier and got yours deleted so you decided to make a new one even before bump limit like a child lol (also made a dog training thread which unsurprisingly nobody is using)

we won't use your thread btw, have fun samefagging.';

'>>4787521
I link all my threads and ops. I didn't make a thread that got deleted unless it got archived from bump limit.';

'>>4787521
You don't contribute anything to threads other than dry German humor and rude comments. Nothing of value will be lost.

>inB4 b-but no! My narcissism! My main character syndrome! I have to use the thread or else it won't work!
Useless, worthless, nobody-anonymous anime nazi website user btw.';

'>>4787528
Yeah sure bud, if you were actually honest you would link this thread as the previous one, not a thread that's several threads older.';

'>>4787534
Why would I do that when OP never linked my threads?';

'>>4787536
Oh no they didn't link the troll OPs, what a loss.
strange how when this thread was made it had zero trolling posts early on? Meanwhile your template threads immediately have the tier list poster showing up and artificially created dog trainer drama.';

'>>4787397
dog “people” like you are the worst';

'>>4787125
no one cares tranny stop trying to push your agenda';

'>>4787540
>um akshually we didn't link your thread because it was a troll OP
No, none of my ops are trolling. Just because you disagree with my opinion on which dog leash you use doesn't make it trolling. Next?

>Your threads are drama
All of these threads are dramatic and have been because of certain individuals' dysfunction in separating the general from the specific (e.g. Training is abuse, raw dog food is abuse, your harness recommendations are abuse! You abuse!)';

'>>4783332
BullyBillows,I have a 78kg American Bully and it's lasted 2 years even with escaped/off-lead dogs coming up and starting fights, or a fox hidden in the bushes causing a jolt. I assumed it was a meme because anything "marketed" for American Bullies wants the Toadline audience. Any other collar, even ones supposedly intended specifically for dog like that (i.e. big muscular neck,large but with the weight of a giant breed) has actually straight up snapped from a light leash correction (like a don't try lick the piss off that nettle type correction)';

'>>4783710
These will not be "heavy duty" or big enough for a Boerboel';

'>>4783499
Easily "biddable" but extreme neuroticism, instictual behaviours, mental illness, neurological problems and autism. Likely to have serious behavioural issues in the average pet owner's hands';

'>>4784386
Start a single source protein elimination diet with actual meat';

'>>4787555
>all this after intentionally antagonizing daltons owner
Jigs up, fuck off to your photography general circlejerk where unsurprisingly you are STILL the drama.';

'>>4787565
I don't care who you are. Your opinion is wrong and those who will inevitably defend your opinion (e.g. HO) are wrong too.';

'>>4787565
Yes, proven fact by his own admission.

>>4787562
My wet plate colloidion prints of a dead bird, and BASED Large format shillimg are causing INCREDIBLE drama right now. Fuck!';

'>>4787568
>>4787570
>>4787567
Called it. Here come the regulars to defend the opposing opinion then pretend to totally not be related.';

'4787574
My dogs are better cared for than yours. Kthx.';

'>>4787578
>huskychad aka Eurasian husky “harem” schizo
You're a zoosadist. Let's see your pooch.';

'>>4787583
You are using a phrase that's the nickname of someone who lives in a Siberian forest ducking Interpol because he molests his dog.';

'>>4787578
>directly quoting a known zoophile
>ahem actually you are the zoophile
Posts like this just instigate drama. Grow up, sissies.';

'>>4787565
He referenced posts I made over a year ago when he was ankle biting me on /p/ very low IQ mistake for a troll.';

'>>4787592
>he thinks I followed him to /p/
And more boogeymen fuel to justify your false crusade and draw attention away from your shortcomings.';

'>>4787592
>yet another post where they think they are so important that they would be “followed” to another board
Off yourself democrat.';

'>>4787603
>Leos owner
No need to drag them into your problems Heatherfag. This is solely about YOUR narcissism and main character syndrome. Funny how you bump drama more than you post!';

'>>4787605
You seem to have obsessed stalker syndrome.
Please just stalk them IRL so they can exercise their castle doctrine rights and kill you';

'>>4787603
Based and true

>>4787605
Gay and obsessed';

'>>4787610
Lurk more newfag

Or

Stop same-fagging

You reap what you sow.';

'>>4787612
Please just stalk them IRL so they can exercise their castle doctrine rights and kill you';

'>>4787611
Based, and well said.';

'>>4787599
I remember something now. I thought it was a falseflag on the part of your truck driving dog rapist friend so I ignored it, but...
https://archive.palanq.win/p/thread/4269944/#4273726';

'>>4787613
>Narcissist thinks he's being stalked because he's always the main character

You're a boring individual. Nobody needs to stalk you. Your posting type and content is always the same.

You always

>seethe about breeds especially Bassets and Aussies
>seethe about dog food
>seethe about dog training
>know it all';

'>>4787616
>I am being stalked by the main character and everyone who disagrees with me is the main character, that main character being the two people i am obsessed with because, uh, i just am, that's why i have to be on the look out for these people and keep tabs on other boards so i can gather intel about them and call them out
see a shrink';

'>>4787615
>.win
Poor ip grab attempt.';

'>>4787616
I don't own a dog. You don't know who I am.
I'm atleast honest, you will never post your dog with a timestamp though.';

'>>4787615
>>4787617
>i am now so intrinsically obsessed that I will post random desuchan links

Believe what you want.

If you want to believe you're so drama free that you wouldn't attract any negative attention on another board

Believe it.';

'>>4787615
>multiple people agree you're a know-it-all all little narc
Shocking data. For you that is. More than one person agrees you suck.';

'>>4787615
At least that post is somewhat humorous. I'd try to find the one where he mentions the notorious "jumping in sewage water" webm I posted, but I really could care less.';

'>>4787631
That would be funny if Marcie was my stalker.

Leo X Marcie X Dalton meetup?
NEED IT OR KEEP?';

'>>4787631
Ok heatherfag, you can stop now. I'm not interested in replying to you or your made-up scenarios. You have deep-rooted issues (mentally) that will not be solved shortly quickly or through the internet. It's ok. I know why you are the way you are… it's not your fault. Only changing is your responsibility. Accept that because you love-bomb someone with compliments and share hobbies with them doesn't mean you can manipulate them. Manipulation is wrong.

This is the last reply I will make to you. Can you say the same?';

'>>4787633
>>4787626
>>4787622
>>4787616
Holy shit now this is mental illness

The whole thing reads like those schizo letters homeless druggies write to politicians';

'Imagine if we all met up and I took a blurry photo on my 80k dollar 4x5 camera, and then we all put one strand of our dog's hair on the negative before scanning it! TRUE ART!';

'>>4787636
You can get your explanation here
https://www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/attention-seeking-behavior

Ironically calling others narcissists is a narcissist favorite
>If you exist, you're a narcissist
>If you say something about yourself, you're a narcissist
>if you disagree with me, you're a narcissist
>If I repeatedly pester you, you earned it
>If I obsess over you, you deserved it
>Stop making me do this you fucking narcissist
>The next OP is mine, my opinions, and everyone who disagrees? You. Narcissist. Have you replied to me yet? No? Let me say it five more times until I get the attention you will give me.';

'>>4787640
The "you made me do this" posts way above were sending up some red flags for sure, and now this cross board stalking, kek, total nutjob';

'>>4787632
marcie and dalton have the same owner';

'>>4787659
I know! The linkup would still be amongst the three dogs.';

'>>4787414
Sadly he wasn't eating anymore that's how everyone knew something was up. He's had a lot of random food over the last few days and normal walks for a 15 year old dog.
He layed in the sun which was favourite thing. I'm so glad it was sunny today';

'>>4783564
>>4783710
>>4787550
thanks lads
im thinking of using those hog hunting collars just for its thickness';

'>>4786186
There is no such thing as a good cat';