'A Neigh in May';

'undefined';

'>>4790746
There's less of a chance of being related to the mare horse.';

'>>4790746
certainly not to one of these designer breeder deformities';

'>>4790736
You linked the horse cock OP...';

'>>4790818
So you'd trust a random woman over a predictable animal?';

'>>4790845
no those have other deformities';

'>>4790745';

'>>4790854
I find miniature horses fascinating. They kinda have horse-like proportions but are incredibly small.
Ponies on the other hand have ... pony proportions.';

'>>4790855
smol';

'>>4790855
pls no bully the pony they have a lot to worry about as is';

'Reason #1938 Arabians are da best: Protecting their tribes and herds from danger (alertness)';

'i love donks

>captcha: GAAY
https://files.catbox.moe/6lget3.png';

'>>4790836
Sounds like you’re not complaining';

'>>4790902
I'm mere months away from having the space for an experimental mule.';

'>>4790881
what happened with your hand? don't tell me your dumb ass didn't wear gloves and got rope burn from reigns.';

'>>4791274
he was clearly bit by the elusive sharp tooth arabian';

'>>4790854
based';

'>>4790881
Put fingers in his nose';

'>>4790854
Those twig legs worry me
Spider horse';

'>>4791420
no';

'>>4790902
I just wish donks wouldn't make noises that are ranking in the top 5 of absolutely most horrible animal noises';

'>>4791616
Why not';

'>>4790736
How much Dinero to acquire one of these? Asking for a friend';

'H-heh-hello uh is this the h-horse thread?';

'>>4791683
Neigh';

'you will never sleep this peacefully';

'>>4791742
his buddy is on guard shift';

'>>4791742
Anon...I...';

'>>4791681
A lot';

'>>4790857
if only they were a little taller';

'>>4791681
The market hasn't came down since covid, the best thing to do is pool money with 10-20 other horse enthusiasts and time share the pony.';

'>>4791742
Yup... just sleeping';

'Cowboi69's guide to tame a feral horse the hippy slow way.
What you will need part 1
40ft round pen
Shading and a wall for the horse
A umbrella
Sunscreen
Snacks
Glove on stick
An extension cord or a lot of good books
A comfy chair
A tub for horse food and for water.
For the first part you're going to be spending half the day in the pen with the horse. You will put the chair between the food and water tubs on the opposite side of the pen from the horse's shading and wall. Do not interact with the horse in any way, pretend it doesn't exist. The horse in question will have no other horse or ungulate in it's pen. You want it to be used to your presence and not jump later on just because you sneezed. You will remain in the pen for as long as possible from sun raise to sunset. If you need to use the restroom or something else, you will need to remove the horse's access to the water and food until you return. The shading and wall will give the mustang in question relief from the pressure your presence gives him. Everything else is to make your time less of a pain while doing this choir. If you only spend a couple of hours in there like this, allow the horse access to food/water while you're away, or give it a roommate in the form of a ungulate, then it's road to becoming tame would become needlessly long. Do all the above for a month.

Never, never, never back a horse that doesn't trust you into a corner.

Never back off completely because he's threatening to kick. That teaches him that you will bend if he threatens you enough or kicks you enough. My advice, back off, yell, then throw a small rubber football at his head as hard as you can.';

'>>4791846
I've seen feral taming done this way and I have to say it's really beautiful when a horse realises it can trust you and that you're the bringer of food and scratches. It touches my heart in a really special way.';

'>>4791846
Cowboi69's guide to tame a feral horse the hippy slow way.
Part two.
At the time you'd normally refill his food, grab another horse, one that's tame and that trusts you very well. You will bring this horse every morning to the outside of the round pen and give it food in it's own tub. While it's eating it's food in front of the mustang, you will be brushing it, hugging it, and touching all over. The mustang in question will be impatiently waiting either because you're late for feeding him or he's really curious about the this new horse. The idea is that the horse will see you interacting with the tame horse and feel just a little bit better about you touching him.
Then when you finish and put the tame one away, stay outside the pen and start feeding the mustang with the food on a glove on a stick. Every day take a half a centmeter off the stick. Do all this until he can eat out of your hand.
Part three
Remove the shade covering, water/feed tubs, and wall. You will want to put food in one hand and a stick with a glove on end on the other. When he goes up to eat out of your hand, pet his neck near the head with the glove while feeding him hand fulls. Gradually go further and further away from his head every day with said glove stick.

Never, never, never back a horse that doesn't trust you into a corner.

Never back off completely because he's threatening to kick. That teaches him that you will bend if he threatens you enough or kicks you enough. My advice, back off, yell, then throw a small rubber football at his head as hard as you can.';

'>>4791846
>>4791850
Cowboi69's guide to tame a feral horse the hippy slow way.
Part 4 If he still is acting skiddish.

At a normal pace follow him around the pen with the glove stick and no food trying to pet him on the butt/belly/tip of tail. When you feel confident that he wouldn't threaten to kick anymore, get rid of the stick and just follow pet him. Once you've pet him in a scary spot, reward him with food and away time. Never back him into a corner he can't escape from. You should only need to repeat this last part for 3 days at the most.

Never, never, never back a horse that doesn't trust you into a corner.

Never back off completely because he's threatening to kick. That teaches him that you will bend if he threatens you enough or kicks you enough. My advice, back off, yell, then throw a small rubber football at his head as hard as you can.';

'>>4791617
Rude, slanderous, and wholly unfounded. Delete your 4channel account and keep your terrible opinions to yourself please and thank you';

'>>4791843
they do horse abortions btw';

'>>4790736
very pretty horsey, what kind is this?';

'Anybody watch the kentucky derby?';

'>>4792036
Um why? Do you think I can about stranger's dogs? Or is it that you think I'm a fence hopper? Because I'm not a fence hopper.';

'>>4791967
I caught it by accident, just happened to go to the bar at the right time. It was a great race, but I generally don’t like the way the horse racing industry operates so I don’t know much more than that.';

'>>4792036
>I'll train all my horses to kick all dogs on sight and any dog owner to death.
Total horsefag death.';

'>>4791917
I know, if there are two eggs the vet will just pop one like bubblewrap sometimes';

'>>4791925
Shetland Pony';

'>>4792036
Cowboi69’s original home thread is /horse/. He’s been recruiting other rapists for raiding /dog/ because he couldnt fit a mini mare in his truck.';

'>namefagging and console wars
you are beneath the glorious horsegen master race';

'undefined';

'Test';

'>>4792309
Snoofin'?';

'>>4792059
>>4792157
>>4792185
What did it say';

'>>4791843
strangely sad :(
>>4791967
people actually watch that?';

'>>4790736
Anyone know what kind of horse these are? I really want one';

'its donkey day and nobody posted donks, shame on you';

'>>4792378
Clydesdale.';

'>>4792381
I spent majority of the day with two small donkeys. They're not doing all too well with all the flies that have been out here lately.';

'>>4792372
He will train his horse to attack and kill dogs and dog people.';

'What would be the horse version of the Anne Frank story?';

'>>4791841
link to this post? this legitimately might be one of my old horses';

'>>4792794
It was horses for sale near Charleville, QLD.';

'Stove!';

'>>4791617
Donkeys heehaw is an aquired taste.';

'Damn seductresses seducing innocent men with their marely whiles.';

'>>4793022
what was he doing all the way in colorado';

'>>4793022
>Horse
>Whorse
>Whore
Really makes you think';

'>>4793077
Getting seduced by a horse.';

'>>4791846
>>4791850
>>4791851
>Pic related is mustang this was used on
I'm thinking of doing a how to, on gelding donut fun. Should I?';

'The mare of my night! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkNpE-rIQR0';

'>>4793245
Damn, that's one hot centaur.';

'>>4793222
You should kill yourself.';

'>>4793247
Jej';

'>>4793264
Blackie says I'm a good dude and to give him more carrots.';

'undefined';

'>>4793222
>>4793343
leaving you to rot on an island wouldn't be enough punishment for sodomizing your animals.';

'>>4793366
just don’t drop them on my island…';

'>>4792885
up there, mate';

'>>4793245
That ass is considered obese/fat by horse standards, right?';

'>>4793429
Looks like a muscly draft butt desu';

'>>4793429
Apple shaped, so healthily plump. Crest is where a horse obeast is good to check.';

'>>4793758
fuck off';

'I want to be a recipient of a horsey hug.';

'>>4793429
No that horse is quite obese. The crest being so deep signifies that. There is a significant difference in regular draft horse plumpness, a muscular horse, and just straight-up obesity.
People who own draft and heavy breeds use that as an excuse for over-feeding and under-working their horse. A draft horse shouldn't look like that.';

'>>4793846
it will be your last…';

'>>4793854
It's always silly whenever I see people posting shit like this tailored for flimsy average horses when talking about DRAFT HORSES.';

'>>4793758
self immolate at your earliest inconvenience
>>4793854
i love the ultra fat horses the romanian horse poster shows that begin a level 5, they look so goofy, especially the neck roundness';

'>>4793758
Based.
Love me some horsies, clearly people are scared of horsepussy here.
They should touch grass instead of whining about someone posting drawn porn, like where’s the fictional foal’s family retard?';

'>>4793940
You have no love in you';

'>>4793883
Having a draft horse is no excuse for an obese horse. As I said, there is a huge difference in draft plumpness and obesity. That is obesity. Draft owners will hide behind the fact their horse is a draft horse to excuse their animal being obese.';

'>>4793883
Picrel is a healthy draft horse. You can just about see it from this angle, but the bum has a very slight crest in it, perfectly healthy for a draft horse. >>4793590 and >>4793245 are examples of obese horses.
A horse being a draft is no excuse for allowing it to become obese.';

'An anon with fat autistic pony probably thought I ignored him';

'fuck off tourist';

'>>4793940
People are whining over a known legit sadist abuser not the porn you fucking retard which makes me believe you are his telegram buttbuddy, nobody on /horse/ likes him, we were glad he stopped showing his presence and went to leech on /dog/';

'I periodically check in on this thread and I'm always so confused. Like do you guys actually want to fuck horses? You think fucking horses are sexy of all things?';

'>>4794012
Yes.';

'>>4794012
I like horses the normal amount.';

'>>4793758
Based, normies itt seething';

'>>4794012
https://youtu.be/NVp3pGLRWkI
I blame Seth Green';

'>>4793956
hey you are back';

'how do horses even get fat?
don't they just eat grass as they need to?';

'>>4794093
Shut up robot chicken is funny';

'Is there an ethical way to remove the horse nests from the eaves of my house
I've tried putting wire fencing beneath the overhang of my roof and spraying them away with a hose, but they keep coming back and local animal control and the HOA says it's illegal to shoot them or poison them';

'>>4790746
A mare. it's not like we'd be forced to do much as an odd interspecies married couple, she'd essentially be my glorified pet that I always ride and sometimes fool around with in the stables when no would find out. I've dated enough dumb hoes (and fucked around with enough bottom guys) to not want to waste my time pretty much raising another uncaring adult';

'undefined';

'>>4794083
Calories in, calories out.
Not enough running around and a bit of alfalfa every day makes for a fat horse.
I know next to nothing about horses.';

'>>4794186
Turn their eggs into Hors d'Oeuvres.';

'>>4794053
>hating on actual zoosadists
>normie';

'fast horse';

'>>4794259
Are these ones obese?';

'>>4794384
Only in the right places goddamn.';

'>>4792171
>fully suitable for pleasure
What did he mean by this';

'>>4794083
No, in fact allowing horses to graze on rich grass without working them enough is what makes them fat. It's why grazing muzzles exist to restrict grass intake.
>>4794384
Overweight at the very least.';

'I'm going to work at a horse rescue as volunteer helper. Anything I should know about these animals?';

'>>4794559
They like it when you sneak right up behind them behind them and start frantically shaking a plastic bag';

'Anyone here from California or Arizona?';

'>>4794573
You are trying to trick me aren't you';

'>>4794605
They like it when you breath into their nose, and they breathe into your nose.';

'>>4794635
>and they breathe into your nose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzpwI25UmoE';

'>>4794559
cute tanuki girls won’t be available';

'>>4794559
There's too much to make one post on. Learn safety first and then work from there.
Learn to speak horse and how they communicate. Realize that (you) are a predator species which horses naturally fear; they can look to you as a protector because of this if they realize they can trust you. They want someone who can lead them to food, water, and give them direction

>>4793956
I just don't check the thread very often. Thank you so much anon, it's beautiful. Is there any way I can physically acquire this masterpiece?';

'>>4794863
is there like some general signs of body language I should know like ears swept back when upset or something
I am pretty sure though that the people there will teach me, but still';

'>>4794892
Horses communicate a lot through their ears. What you’re referring to is “pinned ears”, where they pull them back against their neck. This indicates a horse is annoyed or uncomfortable. It’s a warning to stop bothering them. It’s their polite way of saying “cut it out” before they take action to make you stop (usually biting). Some people (women) get butthurt that horses even pin their ears at all, which is stupid and obnoxious. What do you expect? Them to never be annoyed or upset? Humans are stupid.
Anyway, horses don’t tend to be naturally aggressive; maybe one in every three thousand horses is naturally aggressive. The ones most people deal with who are aggressive behave that way because idiots have taught them it’s how they should behave.
Think Like a Horse is a good channel for learning basic horse behavior and how to interact with them:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7nWhBeyKokM
Learn about pressure and release. About to sleep so I’ll give you one final warning: lotta people are very opinionated about how to treat horses, so take anything you hear with a grain of salt until you yourself have learned how to handle these magnificent animals yourself - the right way. Dumb humans with bad opinions are why we get the aforementioned problem horses in the first place. A horse is a reflection of you (or it’s owner/trainer).';

'>>4794635
Blow as hard and suddenly as you can directly into their nostrils';

'>>4794559
you're probably going to mostly just shovel shit, so i wouldn't worry about interacting with the horses much';

'Have a bit more attempts at art
>>4794863
Sorry, anon, but currently it's impossible to send anything anywhere from my corner of the world, unfortunately.';

'>>4794896';

'>>4795072
Fiji?';

'>>4794605
beyond any shadow of a doubt';

'>>4793022
I'm just saying, if a half ton mare corners you in her pen and tells you to drop the pants or get both your kneecapd shattered, what do you do?';

'>>4795072
What if I send myself to your corner?';

'What does the forbidden coconut flesh taste like?';

'>>4795254
Dogs eat it then vomit it up so it must be nice.';

'>>4795254
Like your nails';

'>>4794863
Chubby autistic mare owner? You're alive?';

'Yesterday my riding instructor caught me kissing a horse on the muzzle.

She said it was fine, but I'm worried I might have revealed my power level.';

'>>4795301
it was fine because that's normal you autistic retard. you're guilty of awful thoughts because of how scared you are of people.';

'>>4795301
As long it's was a short kissu on the snoot it's fine, it's like kissing your dot or a cat on the forehead

It's a somewhat normal form of affection, just dont think much about it and dont make it weird';

'>>4795313
just a little tongue';

'>>4795324
I've seen people do and say weirder shit on tb farms, take it in stride. It's only awkward if you dwell on it and make it awkward. You must understand that all horse people are at minimum 50% more "eccentric" than the general population to put it very politely';

'>>4795341
that kinda sounds like wishful thinking man';

'>>4795145
Not him but I am in somewhere like that
>>4795254
Doesn’t this hurt like hell for them';

'>>4795435
Does clipping your toe nails hurt if done properly?';

'>>4795450
I’m not sure that’s analogous to the situation here but ok';

'>>4795291
Hi anon, I am alive (and so is chubby). Hope you're doing well, whoever you are.';

'>>4795507
Horse hooves are literally toe nails.';

'>>4795568
So, toe nails are literally horses hoofes!';

'>>4795301
everyone does this, normans included. no one is safe.';

'undefined';

'>>4794896
thanks, it's a horse rescue so it's very likely they won't be the too well behaved animals because of what they've been through
so anon >>4795053 is close to the truth I think';

'>>4795624
why gloves';

'>>4795763
Horses are coarse. Touching them without gloves turns your hands to calluses.';

'Nearly time for the big Horse General Meat';

'>>4795781
only calluses? I thought your skin would melt';

'>>4791617
Absolutely philistine';

'>>4791617
this.
those donkey in- and exhale screams are literally the sound of a saw sawing your nerves apart';

'>>4795877
>american wild horse conservation
>shows unconserved donkeys';

'>>4791617
What are the other four?';

'tiny horse larping as massive giant draft horse';

'>>4795869
Depends on how much horse DNA you have. A mere human would fall apart like soft bread.';

'>>4795954
Pistol shrimp - Skrittle
Bower Bird - Oroop
Maned wolf - Areeeeee
Kelpie - What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.';

'Anon, it's almost 4pm.
Time to inhale your horse spores.';

'>>4796044
It’s overheating tell that mexican to get off';

'I was cleaning a really muddy shetland pony and I was yanking extremely hard on what I thought was a clod of mud but it turned out it was her teat. I would have assumed she would have bitten my face off.';

'>>4795624
>normans
They were known for their calvary';

'>>4795890
If you really think that you deserve to have all your nerves sawn apart. I have no sympathy for you.';

'>>4796196
*buck breaks your Saracen rivals*
>>4796199
i think you’re taking this a bit too seriously anon';

'undefined';

'>>4796444

wat.';

'>>4796444';

'>>4796444';

'>>4796444
DIT was je afstudeeropdracht?';

'>>4790845
Id chose the bear';

'Anyone got any good sneezing videos?';

'>>4796814
no sorry I only have horse spores';

'Over 70% of horses will look like this by 2030 due to pollution.';

'>>4796852
You'd think they'd be closer to mammals but horses are all fungi. The marecellium is much larger than the fruiting bodies and you rarely see it.';

'>>4796854
we didn't listen...';

'>>4797150';

'>>4796860
at first I thought he was doing something very weird to that horse O.O';

'>>4796860
>marecelium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgPR-WQMxDU';

'>>4797402
>>>/mlp/';

'>>4794259
DAMN';

'>>4797150
>>4797161
ok now this is the best time';

'oil pastels!';

'>work on horse farm
>all the paddock gates are installed wrong and easily lift off their hinges
>all the stall doors easily lift off their tracks
Something fishy here desu, I think they're planning something';

'>>4797872
One day you'll wake up to your blanket tightening and horses beating you with hay nets full of horse soap like in Full Metal Jacket';

'>fucking moongs trying to rename Mare's Rock to Moolaru because "oppression"
It's a bloody disgrace.';

'>>4798025
Mares can't even own rocks now...';

'>>4798050
That's nonsense if they can own my heart';

'I found a pasto comic about a big guy that goes around hurting people that are bad to horses. Funny how things never really change.';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'undefined';

'>>4798060
>>4798061
>>4798062
>>4798064
What a lad';

'>>4797971
That took skill and precision…
>>4798060
Oddly specific but ok';

'>>4798195
They're learning...';

'>>4798205
horses absolutely LOVE to play their
>what? I'm just a horse, I'm not able to plan stuff like this nor would I be able to execute this with such precision! don't be silly!
card and keep getting away with it';

'>>4798064
>>4798062
>>4798061
>>4798060
Spectacular shit';

'>>4798379';

'>>4798060
4 U';

'>>4798656';

'Would you be mad if wake up in a stall as a mare one day?';

'>>4798785
Lemme guess. Horse porn?';

'>>4798785
as long as I'm not abused it sounds comfier than being a human wagie. free food and shelter and all I have to do is carry some humans on calming trail rides from time to time? sounds good to me';

'>>4798785
no, if my husb I mean owner took good care of me';

'>>4798806
Do you have to ask?';

'>>4798785
furry porn is so gross looking';

'>>4798785
Can i at least be a stallion?';

'The Jew fears the birthday party unicorn.';

'>>4798823
>>4798824
>>4798848
You will become a noble mare worth a lot of money. So you'll HAVE to perform all the classic duties of a top tier mare, such as various exhibitions, races, and yes - breeding duties. Get ready to bear and deliver some new life to this world.';

'>>4798785
I spent a few years as a horse. It wasn't too bad once you get over the itchiness.';

'>>4798869
Wtf is that real??';

'undefined';

'>>4799072';

'>>4799101
wtf let him eat';

'>>4799101
If I was in his place, I would be pissed too.';

'>>4799101
Wow, kinda moody aren’t they';

'>>4799160
I dont think anyone likes being disturbed when they're trying to eat desu';

'>>4799106
>He doesn't know
>>4799072
Yes';

'>>4799170
>he doesn't take his daughter into the bush to meat a unicorn and destroy her brain forver';

'Would you be happy if I gave you this picture of your horse? Dried, matted and framed.';

'How about this one? I plan on giving these two pictures to the horses owner.';

'>>4799435
I would be very happy, it's lovely anon';

'>>4799435
>>4799436
I would gladly take your gift and show it to a better photographer as an example of what I don't want';

'>>4799435
>>4799436
hell yea dude';

'>aaaaaaaaaah a flying wolf!';

'>>4799435
very nice!';

'>>4799744
this is one way to piss off a lot of people.';

'>>4790881
>not censoring the horse's face
rude. what if someone finds this picture on canternet?';

'>>4799744
Dumb horses';

'>>4799744
I hate tiktok so much, and the idiots that use it.';

'>wow anon look at all the hair I have';

'>>4800558
I have the same hairstyle.';

'>>4800583
but does it smell like horse?';

'>>4800597
Yes';

'>>4800605
do you use mane & tail?';

'>>4800612
Please';

'>>4800634
oh yeah can't have your horse not be ultra clean';

'>>4800638
Ablutions are a time for peaceful equine contemplation';