import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/d/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Bottom-Heavy Boys(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Bottom-Heavy Boys';
int postNumber = 10899776;
String image = '1707255725807730.jpg';
String date = '02/06/24(Tue)16:42:05';
String comment = 'Large cheeks and wide hips';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899777 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)16:42:51'  && image=='1691711865863.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899779 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)16:43:24'  && image=='1669331390927.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899780 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)16:43:56'  && image=='40987345435.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899781 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)16:44:27'  && image=='980475902345.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899782 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)16:44:58'  && image=='980745983478234.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899784 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)16:46:19'  && image=='9081247389073124.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899785 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)16:46:51'  && image=='1691711833836.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899786 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)16:47:40'  && image=='1669476690640.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899787 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)16:48:15'  && image=='1702828190154.jpg') {

'That should be enough to get the thread started';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899788 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)16:51:14'  && image=='F8-WwKLaUAAgVe-.jpg') {

'>>10899785
I love him so fucking much.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899921 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)20:14:09') {

'Fuck yeah
We back'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899930 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)20:18:58'  && image=='a35c4e56e20e421bfce7603fdb6a2651.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899951 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)20:31:50') {

'>>10899921
Hell yea'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899954 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)20:33:05'  && image=='13452526343.jpg') {

'>>10899921
Yesh'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899961 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)20:42:58'  && image=='GFmaC6rakAAt09g.png') {

'>>10899954
No matter how cute this gardeboy may be, he is against the rules'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899968 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)20:56:28'  && image=='e5b41da741bd8656a3259f03f3da27e3.jpg') {

'>>10899961
got caught up in the moment, my bad...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10899989 && dateTime=='02/06/24(Tue)21:32:08'  && image=='1665935882193759.png') {

'>>10899968
It's not too big a deal, more for future reference if anything
Great ass either way'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10900256 && dateTime=='02/07/24(Wed)04:52:24'  && image=='0b9cdd79e78d088cd448a48b60711dd7.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10900556 && dateTime=='02/07/24(Wed)12:33:44'  && image=='0af840e5a8ba8f7005c8c8826af7913b.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10900729 && dateTime=='02/07/24(Wed)17:32:47'  && image=='669ce76f1564bafc62d5bb1499eb4ca2.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10900742 && dateTime=='02/07/24(Wed)17:43:17') {

'I wanna plow them so bad, bros...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10900769 && dateTime=='02/07/24(Wed)18:04:13'  && image=='35272743543.jpg') {

'>>10900742
I just want my face to completely covered with one of these'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10900837 && dateTime=='02/07/24(Wed)20:09:33'  && image=='1677118937088.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10901266 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)08:50:54'  && image=='20240207_093314.jpg') {

'>>10900742
I want to be them so bad'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10901634 && dateTime=='02/08/24(Thu)16:32:11') {

'>>10900837
Godly bulge'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10902211 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)06:28:55'  && image=='1693778799192 (1).png') {

'>>10901266
Same here.
I go back and forth on wether I want to plow them or be one of them, it's embarrassing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10902417 && dateTime=='02/09/24(Fri)12:25:41'  && image=='cc71658503947080d8803eddc07140ae.png') {

'>>10899788
This thing makes me fucking primal'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10903046 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)05:32:51') {

'>>10900769
Agreed.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10903047 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)05:33:54') {

'>>10900556
Artist?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10903149 && dateTime=='02/10/24(Sat)10:30:30'  && image=='GCG-Od5asAArk6Y.png') {

'>>10902417
Scythe is incredibly cute'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10904196 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)12:23:19'  && image=='Mochi-Squish.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10904518 && dateTime=='02/11/24(Sun)17:31:20'  && image=='1b006499308f7fd4ae54666b56604997.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10905710 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)20:14:22'  && image=='49596966342cd21dd50d83c164d3ad4d.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10905712 && dateTime=='02/12/24(Mon)20:15:09'  && image=='fb78df5dace249d97d6aa43a21d09deb.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10906428 && dateTime=='02/13/24(Tue)14:03:15') {

'>>10901266
same...
Does anyone have that ass-focused workout plan that was posted here a while ago?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10906693 && dateTime=='02/13/24(Tue)17:50:31') {

'>>10906428
Do you mean this document?

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hflWs_SzJDraG4JhotQBDPy3CfyyC0N_X6GcyF39ca4/edit?pli=1#gid=847032403'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10907290 && dateTime=='02/14/24(Wed)10:59:14'  && image=='6af31eda9177566e9eed6848026693ac.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10908878 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)02:46:22'  && image=='1673915893678151.jpg') {

'LIVE';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10908886 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)02:54:02'  && image=='1669376968336192.jpg') {

'>>10899989
hd version'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10908890 && dateTime=='02/16/24(Fri)02:58:54'  && image=='1674487635308727.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10910224 && dateTime=='02/17/24(Sat)15:11:17'  && image=='GGdQrBGWoAA3O0J.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10911461 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)19:11:08'  && image=='3362a2c81a09133a6fd9485356e3fa5b.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10911481 && dateTime=='02/18/24(Sun)19:31:51'  && image=='F2u1uEVXsAAWD8j.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10912149 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)13:05:06') {

'>>10906693
Is it gay to want a fatter ass?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10912330 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)16:37:17'  && image=='1674582384957.png') {

'>>10912149
I would say no, wanting a fat ass and finding men attractive are not the same thing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10912427 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)18:16:29') {

'>>10912149
>Is it gay to want a fatter ass?
women like them too, so no'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10912477 && dateTime=='02/19/24(Mon)19:05:57'  && image=='05109266b8a9447e50ae1833e1887ce3.jpg') {

'>women like them too
this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10912960 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)05:50:44'  && image=='1581820596527.png') {

'>>10912149
>Is it gay to want a fatter ass?

Not as gay as wanting another man to have a fatter ass.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10913027 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)08:16:34') {

'>>10899776
god, elves are perfect for this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10913526 && dateTime=='02/20/24(Tue)21:23:09'  && image=='1664404477395267.jpg') {

'>>10912149
depends...
>>10912427
I've heard that almost all women prefer a round ass over a flat ass, I would imagine that there's less who are interested specifically in these kinds of butts but I don't interact with women often so I could be wrong. There's definitely a few girls who are really into it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10913940 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)08:37:53') {

'>>10913526
i guess ass is universally hot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10914002 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)10:07:17') {

'>>10912149
I've got a fat ass despite being skinny and my gf loves it.
Regardless you're likely still gay though'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10914037 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)11:16:30') {

'>>10912427
>>10913526
Indeed
I like round, thick asses on guys. A skinny, flat ass can be cute in its own way, and some guys really make a twiggy twink vibe work, but, no. Boys should have thic dumpies, too.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10914051 && dateTime=='02/21/24(Wed)11:27:11'  && image=='GBpFM64W8AAVKsv.jpg') {

'>>10914037
This
The hottest anime boys should be able to choke you out with their cock AND wring yours dry with their buns'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10914981 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)08:55:10') {

'>>10914051
EXACTLY'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10915329 && dateTime=='02/22/24(Thu)17:47:35') {

'>>10910224
does anyone know the artist for this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10916012 && dateTime=='02/23/24(Fri)11:56:47'  && image=='1707012589080148.jpg') {

'>>10913940
>i guess ass is universally hot
Yes!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10917140 && dateTime=='02/24/24(Sat)15:11:01'  && image=='ee2bd37db1c4655c0c8cd70115c9e7fa.png') {

'God I wanna worship one of these so badly...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10917867 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)06:07:32'  && image=='94b8a24af656e2fe00f71d7f5551a982.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10917868 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)06:08:17'  && image=='af4abb22fddbc5ce9726f161034ea75b.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10918193 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)14:49:18') {

'>>10917140
Correction required'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10918367 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)18:11:36'  && image=='e8689c7f7920926a5ed862d1c3a3d0f1.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10918385 && dateTime=='02/25/24(Sun)18:37:11'  && image=='9466c7ccfec17e2dce10e69640eb3608.jpg') {

'>>10918193
What a fool you are. He's a god. How can you correct a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10918653 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)01:54:44'  && image=='9f81654cc2771e9c4f1135c15a31a8f3.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10918663 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)02:17:23') {

'>>10899776
this is vanilla asf why is this here and not /y/ or /aco/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10918801 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)07:36:20') {

'>>10918663
It's not on /y/ because its 95% traps and it's not on /aco/ because it's not western'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10918852 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)09:03:04') {

'>>10918385
He may be a God yes.
But, he is a God with a fat ass and prostate.
Obviously meaning he'd lose instantly and cum his brains out the moment my dick touches it!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10919076 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)15:10:59') {

'>>10918653
Nimu femboy, avísenle'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10919455 && dateTime=='02/26/24(Mon)22:16:50'  && image=='a8597890dc14fa9606dab1f424e5b5d9.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10919971 && dateTime=='02/27/24(Tue)12:54:12'  && image=='f4a040c687c2a4814b2ac23f896a21bd.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10920573 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)03:10:09'  && image=='9bae0e6942715ac2b73f7530ad63e73c.jpg') {

'>>10900769
yes...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10921058 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)17:36:04') {

'this is peak male performance';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10921143 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)18:56:23'  && image=='1683762871706982.jpg') {

'>>10921058
You may not like it
But this is the peak male physique'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10921311 && dateTime=='02/28/24(Wed)23:01:51') {

'>>10921058
Stronger glutes means better stamina when performing repeated pelvic thrusts.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10921502 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)04:43:54'  && image=='6abfba058eb49e42685100cbe800d8e1.jpg') {

'>>10921311
Don't forget healthier fat-metabolism and longer lifespans!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10921734 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)12:34:01') {

'>>10921502
>and longer lifespans!
aight that's it I'm starting a workout plan, wish me luck'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10922190 && dateTime=='02/29/24(Thu)21:34:47'  && image=='64576e2d979a196dfb06ebd4b10e086d.png') {

'>>10899788
>>10902417
I love this little gremlin
>>10921734
Good luck anon!
Glutes are about one of the most important areas to keep fit! They help regulate visceral fat and absorb most of the stress in your everyday posture'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10922583 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)09:05:31'  && image=='121233451254.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10922627 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)10:37:51'  && image=='FqChqlFaUAEag5n.png') {

'>>10922190
Scythe is incredibly sex and equally cute'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10922668 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)11:53:47') {

'>>10918663
Traps are /d/
Even if you can force /y/ to tolerate a thread, /d/ is the only board where trap threads don't immediately devolve into people seething about trannies. The wholesome trap thread tried to migrate to /cm/, it is now, best as I can tell, dead, snothered by people arguing about Bridget. /d/ is the only sane red board left.

The fact that this thread's focus is on an unconventionally attractive body type is just more reason it should just be here.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10922719 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)13:24:20'  && image=='HDoomguy_murasaki_lightsource.png') {

'>>10918663
>>10922668
it's not because traps are /d/ tier, it's because /y/ is retarded to the point where making trap threads on /d/ is a preferable arrangement for everyone.
Kind of surprising that even /cm/ won't work for a wholesome trap thread, considering that it's basically inches away from being an entire wholesome trap board at any given time with how androgynous most of the guys they post are. I guess the autists only show up if you specifically use the word trap or femboy or mention Bridget.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10922722 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)13:25:35'  && image=='frowntown_pink_human.jpg') {

'>>10899961
it aight bro i got a human version of em'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10922729 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)13:38:23'  && image=='astolfo_gaming_by_lewddoodler_dflhu47-414w-2x.jpg') {

'>>10899776
Does anyone have any good erotica about guys with fat asses?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10922775 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)14:48:41') {

'>>10922729
me with your dad last night'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10922966 && dateTime=='03/01/24(Fri)18:54:23'  && image=='8149a55822a342aab25c030ef1a11078.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10923241 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)02:39:45'  && image=='2513437543254263434.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10923242 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)02:41:27') {

'>>10922729
seconding
specially if femboydom'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10923590 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)15:02:34') {

'>>10922719
>it's not because traps are /d/ tier
I mean technically/d/ is just for things the other red boards don't want.
I remember years ago, masturbation was technically/d/, because /e/ wouldn't accept it if it had toys or fluids, and /h/ thought it belonged to /e/ so kept purging it.
So,it went to /d/. I assume this resolved at some point'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10923670 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)17:04:53') {

'>>10920573
I get granted one magical genie wish.

I’m choosing to have this exact body type. Oversexed twink with the thickest juiciest ass and thighs is peak performance'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10923681 && dateTime=='03/02/24(Sat)17:22:54') {

'>>10923670
Personally I'd wish for immortality and then eventually plug my unkillable brain into a fully customizable robot body and THEN i'd give myself a fat ass'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10924333 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)10:31:34') {

'you guys prefer bottom heavy twinks or bottom heavy femboys? guys who look like guys while having a fat ass, or feminine men with fat asses?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10924343 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)10:49:20') {

'>>10899776
I'm distracted by how off-model that Monster can is'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10924477 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)13:15:41'  && image=='1583959813059.jpg') {

'>>10924333
femboys no dif8g'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10924851 && dateTime=='03/03/24(Sun)20:10:11'  && image=='97742335_p0.jpg') {

'>>10924333
Unfortunately twinks got co-opted by fujos to express solely gay sex without an ounce of femininity
So femboys it is'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10925540 && dateTime=='03/04/24(Mon)15:21:48'  && image=='dddbc1a00a7e152fcfbb7d3c7f9dd230.jpg') {

'>>10924333
I want to make love with a femboy in the missionary position for the sole purpose of faux procreation'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10926333 && dateTime=='03/05/24(Tue)13:50:38'  && image=='3c6d423d6b7eccd083abc392fb8ca4ac.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10926970 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)03:36:03'  && image=='13426373453.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10927421 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)16:14:24'  && image=='ab1083064dd75142d5a1468ac25b4784.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10927744 && dateTime=='03/06/24(Wed)21:46:51'  && image=='2342563232.jpg') {

'>>10924333
>bottom heavy femboys?
this. so much this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10928138 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)09:03:38') {

'>>10927744
I'd have something to say about Bridget here, but I don't want the thread to devolve into an argument'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10928383 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)16:10:49'  && image=='dizzyspellss scythe.png') {

'>>10928138
This is /d/, we are above such barbarism.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10928384 && dateTime=='03/07/24(Thu)16:12:20') {

'>>10928383
we're really not. It's best to not even mention the name'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10928948 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)04:00:53'  && image=='b43955afb7f3ad50bac6218429d70461.png') {

'>>10928384
The entire argument is so pedantic and moot for this thread I don't think a problem should arise unless you beg for it
Posting images of Bridget's huge as FUCK canonical ass and tights (thank you strive engine) isn't asking for it, so I think it's okay'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10929427 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)17:11:19'  && image=='20a7a5d4018079ee81b784da73a89197.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10929438 && dateTime=='03/08/24(Fri)17:22:06') {

'>>10929427
This is crazy hot'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10930346 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)13:31:25'  && image=='71288931.jpg') {

'>>10922190
>>10922627
>>10928383
Based taste, anons. This guy's art is peak neuron activation.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10930773 && dateTime=='03/09/24(Sat)20:07:58'  && image=='43008c83af74d4864e5b449ee63de748.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10930985 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)00:11:28'  && image=='1665025343969250.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10930988 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)00:13:00'  && image=='1660525099785959.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10931289 && dateTime=='03/10/24(Sun)10:08:20'  && image=='ca33f679aca70fab822741f022c70cef.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10932581 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)15:16:24') {

'We need more greentexts of boys with comically enormous asses.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10932594 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)15:37:13') {

'>>10932581
How enormous are we talking?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10932612 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)16:00:36'  && image=='ce48821771415072c03dad74642760f2.jpg') {

'>>10932594
About this big'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10932877 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)21:05:19'  && image=='101104779.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10932944 && dateTime=='03/11/24(Mon)22:42:50'  && image=='1686864933704812 top.jpg') {

'>>10903047
donaught/Jujunaught

https://twitter.com/jujunaught/status/1555262338919723009'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10933517 && dateTime=='03/12/24(Tue)15:36:58'  && image=='526adb8f29de3efa554a01d30a4c44c0.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10934238 && dateTime=='03/13/24(Wed)11:15:41'  && image=='a48a4a3c2c4d51d2d4e5815eed32f713.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10935053 && dateTime=='03/14/24(Thu)11:22:25'  && image=='b670113e593cbeea0c16270c88530800.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10935869 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)01:04:12') {

'>>10935289
My rule of thumb for attractiveness towards any non-human goes as such:
Does it have hair on it's head?
>Yes / [No]
I hate it and it's ugly'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10936192 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)11:56:09'  && image=='116456656_p0.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10936195 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)11:59:34'  && image=='106908760_p0.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10936561 && dateTime=='03/15/24(Fri)20:16:02'  && image=='66358e189627e68f7dc7dec68969f117.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10937114 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)11:17:20'  && image=='b26fe37c22b4968da7d6633fa500baac.gif') {

'Choose your role maggot~';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10937127 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)11:32:03') {

'>>10937114
I got navy
Not really a seaman guy but what can ya do'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10937322 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)15:51:18') {

'>>10937114
Also got Navy. Makes sense; even fate knows which branch is the gayest.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10937625 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)21:35:10'  && image=='7210b98434f182e775d36d023f813871.jpg') {

'>>10937114
Space marine sounds fun
(This is totally not me fighting against alien tentacles btw)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10937651 && dateTime=='03/16/24(Sat)22:11:06') {

'>>10937114
I got army twice goddammit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10938206 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)12:24:25'  && image=='3b252cbdbd2555d1960e7875c4e2b18b.jpg') {

'Touch the fluffy tail?
(It may come at a price...)'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10938234 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)12:54:02'  && image=='GEEst3CbwAAyjfS.jpg') {

'>>10938206
It seems so soft and fluffy, I can't just go my whole life not knowing what it feels like. Surely this cute and affectionate boy wouldn't demand anything unreasonable for just letting me touch it this once...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10938236 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)12:54:59'  && image=='GEEsuzQaYAA_Hq3.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10938503 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)17:38:33') {

'>>10938206
yes...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10938576 && dateTime=='03/17/24(Sun)19:08:48') {

'>>10932944
>YWN be feminized into a fat-bottomed by by Mirko, under the guise of it improving your hero training.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10939153 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)09:31:19') {

'>>10924333
Both are good'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10939179 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)10:11:14') {

'Teasing luscious boy butts until their cure cocks drool and dribble everywhere!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10939464 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)16:41:40') {

'>>10939179
Shame there's no way to increase your body's sensitivity. I wouldn't mind being brought to the point where a girl spanking or groping me is enough to make me cum.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10939692 && dateTime=='03/18/24(Mon)20:46:18'  && image=='5247db6f330a951c7b7a24624d165652.png') {

'>>10939464
Teasing some cutie's breasts until they become on par with sexual organs sounds like the hottest thing in the world...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10940098 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)08:51:38'  && image=='54102266_p8.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10940496 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)17:52:50') {

'Le sad reality.
You can have massive ass but you will also be fat everywhere else or you can be muscular but you will have no fat ass. You can't have both muscles and booty because belly fat is the last to dissapear when you work out, meaning that you will loose all fat on thighs and ass before you can get great abs. Damn.


Had anyone tried that cosmetic cream which enlarges fat cells? Someone was pondering a few threads ago if using it will result in any impactful gains of volume.

Sorry for bad english.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10940663 && dateTime=='03/19/24(Tue)20:36:21') {

'>>10940496
>belly fat is the last to dissapear when you work
out
IIRC, don't BBLs take fat from that area and move it to the ass?
I mean, you'd have to go to GREAT lengths to find a reputable surgeon that's going to do that to a man.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10940905 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)01:16:19') {

'>>10940663
Yeah, I considered fat transplantation, dunno how this surgery operation is properly named, but my wallet answered – no.
Techically it is the easiest method. I don't think I can easily do this in my country even if I had money, but I assume most of you are in the US and, given the whole transgender thing in a culuture there, it wouldn't be that hard to do it in the land of freedom and hamburgers, in my opinion.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10940922 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)01:34:09'  && image=='feet.jpg') {

'I've spent so long masturbating to traps and guys with fat asses that I'm tempted to try it in real life despite everything people have told me.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10941229 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)11:52:04') {

'>>10940922
Grindr is always just a few minutes away'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10941232 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)11:58:12') {

'>>10941229
How effective is it? I've only heard that it's filled with old people and bugchasers.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10941261 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)12:59:59') {

'>>10941232
I mean it depends a bit on your location, but it's generally not too difficult to find close to what you're looking for and filter out whatever you don't want. Most people are pretty straightforward in my experience, if you ask how old someone is they're probably not gonna outright lie, and even if they do you can usually dip out. It's very much an app that rewards open ended daytripping though. Go somewhere new with no real plan, ect.

Use a condom tho. I've done it bare a couple times and got lucky, but, it IS a forum for irresponsible sex.
Also. Important to remember. MOST people on grindr are looking for no strings sex, but tha doesn't mean you can't meet anyone looking for more either. I met a cute fwb like two years ago, and have got a cuddle buddy out of a couple touch starved femboys/themboys.
Don't go in expecting it, but keep an open mind.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10941516 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)18:29:59') {

'>>10941261
Yeah, the app is mostly designed for quick hookups. It has proximity telemetry so you'll know how close people are to you even down to the nearest foot, which might sound sketchy at first but it makes finding active users nearby you very convenient and quick, really great for finding an address or parking lot you wanted to meet up at.

>>10941232
I've had good experiences with it, can usually get a hump within an hour of opening the app. Half the people are perfectly normal dudes, other half are yeah fat hairy old men etc. It is very active and has lots of users so you shouldn't have much trouble finding what you're looking for really, it's not some god forsaken dry barren wasteland like most dating sites and apps are now days. I am a cute femboy so your mileage might vary, everyone I've met have been super chill though. Oh but some advice, do expect most people to be flakes, a lot are just horny and there to look at dicks and rub one out.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10941672 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)20:45:34') {

'as someone who is not sure if they are gay but spends a lot of time masturbating to 2D traps and 3D femboys should i try grindr';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10941765 && dateTime=='03/20/24(Wed)22:11:25') {

'>>10941672
You're gay.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10941991 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)05:17:54') {

'>>10941765
no, I’ve only had relationships with women
I just fap to boys'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10942492 && dateTime=='03/21/24(Thu)17:38:53'  && image=='GJCNI-2bgAE4t9t.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10942919 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)04:52:27'  && image=='GDGus3zXgAAjWKK.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10943099 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)11:03:07'  && image=='23e78472f976680c1dcacf37327fcc9d69bddbde.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10943106 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)11:22:33') {

'>>10941765

yeah... Anon that's not really an insult anymore? But thanks for playing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10943107 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)11:24:33') {

'>>10938236

SAUCE?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10943108 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)11:25:04'  && image=='bunsuitboi.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10943429 && dateTime=='03/22/24(Fri)19:17:42') {

'>>10941672
Chances are your postnut clarity will make you feel like shit, but there's no shame in it and there isn't any harm in trying.
If it turns out it's not your thing just don't let it eat away at you, nobody cares. Really.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10944017 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)11:43:06'  && image=='edd548b188b81ab18a3057b4b2763e58.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10944504 && dateTime=='03/23/24(Sat)22:58:26'  && image=='562a6e14b56282f27b76f8e7713519fa6a25a0da.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10944805 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)06:48:24') {

'>>10940905
I actually looked it up and even some dude got Kardashian levels of ass.
I thought it would be a rare thing but it's not quite.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10945128 && dateTime=='03/24/24(Sun)15:52:31') {

'>>10944805
really now? fascinating'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10945655 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)02:34:48'  && image=='4a19518dba1fc2cd9eba67ee2bec95fb.jpg') {

'God I wanna make make out with one of these like it's my fucking prom';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10945843 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)06:41:29') {

'>>10943106
Yes, but he has to accept it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10946002 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)12:14:52') {

'>>10943429
Can you find actual femboys on Grindr?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10946059 && dateTime=='03/25/24(Mon)13:50:49'  && image=='1699390276534158.png') {

'>>10937114
coast guard reporting in!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10946643 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)04:44:25'  && image=='7d12e8fe5695366d1b225da42bed81ca.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10946759 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)09:17:24') {

'>>10946002
PFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10946763 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)09:30:49'  && image=='EafYE9KWsAAOhMY.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10946867 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)12:34:58'  && image=='34a6a85c884537ba977fb7ea25390fc5.jpg') {

'>>10899780
NEED GAMBLING CURRENCY'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10947415 && dateTime=='03/26/24(Tue)23:55:30'  && image=='FdnCegfWYAAqYd7.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10947514 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)02:42:27') {

'>>10947415
A femboy jock is an amusing thought to say the least'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10947803 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)12:25:19') {

'>>10940905
I called up my local medspa to use their beautifill machine, and they said they're fine with an appointment. With that machine the price on a stage is $5k, depending on state. Sure, if you're dealing with a renowned plastic surgeon they might be exclusive, but if there's more clinics than not doing transgendered BBLs it's not a big deal anymore if a femboy does it (although results are more limited than females). The only concern is much tit for tat the clinic may ask for, and use your review in odd ways.

Btw, what cream are you talking about? What brand?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10947973 && dateTime=='03/27/24(Wed)16:57:55') {

'>>10947514
>>10947415
>A femboy jock is an amusing thought to say the least
God imagine being constantly bullied by a femboy jock'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10948340 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)02:45:31'  && image=='261312324.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10948383 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)04:56:26') {

'>>10947803
Well, that's pretty much what I expected.

The cream suggested in that thread was volufiline and adifyline. But after a day I posted about it I checked some forums if they work or not. Sadly, the answer is no. Topical creams can't penerate the skin while these creams are supposed to go through not only skin but also cellular walls of fat cells. In some cases people got very slightly bloated skin on face (they were using the cream to flaten the scars after some kind of laser therapy/surgery) for an hour or two after they used the creams, but no permanent gains of volume at all, so in best case scenario these creams can be considered a temporary makeup.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10948587 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)13:18:04') {

'>>10947973
Would it be physical bullying or would he be an insufferable tease?
Or both?'
;

}

if(DumBoye && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10948588 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)13:20:51') {

'>>10948587
>tfw no femboy jock to tease you during school and use as a cumdump after school'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10948635 && dateTime=='03/28/24(Thu)14:21:55') {

'>>10948587
>Or both?
>Submissive Femboy Jock bully who insufferably teases you during classes to fuel your boner until after practice
>Dominant Femboy Jock bully who forcefully drags you to the locker rooms after school hours to make you his "cheerleader"'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10949870 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)17:20:59'  && image=='2543678076.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10950089 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)21:46:49') {

'>>10924333
I prefer femboys over twinks. Just preference. Girly things are nice.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10950253 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)01:33:04') {

'>>10948635
>they’re twins.
>there’s no knowing which one it is until it’s too late.
>They’re ok with sharing you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10950807 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)11:56:28') {

'So I found this article stating that gum Arabic not only is an appetite suppressant, it also cuts down visceral fat during "cut" mode more than regular cardio. Although it doesn't improve WHR, that could be a symptom of subcutaneous fat thickening the waist rather than visceral. Basically, if you already have a pear shape, you got a free cure for beer guts if you bulk.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5859434/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10952123 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)15:11:48'  && image=='butte.png') {

'>>10948635
>Dominant Femboy Jock bully who forcefully drags you to the locker rooms after school hours to make you his "cheerleader"
I have a need'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10952156 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)15:57:47') {

'>>10941672
Sure, I love getting STDs'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10952225 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)17:03:31') {

'>>10948635
>>10952123
>"Hey nerd, I need some protein for my gains"
>Drags you to locker room and wrings you dry with his powerful glutes.
>Fucks you afterwards
>You start noticing it's taking longer to wring you dry and that wearing tight pants is no longer an option.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10952671 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)00:55:34') {

'>>10952123
I also have a mighty need'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10953850 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)23:26:52'  && image=='6bb8eb06ce46f3a6014fc81bb3b9b0fd.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10954890 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)21:35:59') {

'>>10946002
Real traps were easier to find when it wasn't a mainstream thing and there wasn't a ton of average dudes trying to ride the femboy trend and failing due to inconvenient genetics. Unfortunately it's a hard look to pull off unless you're already decently androgynous.
On the other hand, getting a bubble butt is fairly achievable since men are good at building muscle mass anywhere.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10955072 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)01:51:07'  && image=='sample_baa441c68e638192a31e9eb739def5ad.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956036 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)20:18:51'  && image=='b0c36b9f1c55966c5ff4f7b4ece2bc8f.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956786 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)14:29:03'  && image=='f4335tge56u7 d5u3.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10957051 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)17:54:42'  && image=='1664508485616973.jpg') {

'>>10956036
IS THAT A BOOB? I'M CALLING THE POLICE'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958058 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)14:51:40'  && image=='fd82bc46bfc7fe54d7965b5843ec1ebe.png') {

'>>10957051
They were just very puffy nips sir I-I swear...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958398 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)20:28:21'  && image=='Fvn_40JWAAUNmZV.jpg') {

'>>10958058
That's quite a lot of puff for just nips...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958682 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)03:01:10'  && image=='Discord gaming.jpg') {

'>>10937114
>Navy.
>Already the gayest branch of the regular military.
>With three other Femboys already.
Oh no, this is turning out super gay already.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959474 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)20:28:21'  && image=='56536675856.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959674 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)01:47:18'  && image=='tmpoec52_qf.png') {

'God I'd love to have a big ass and curves.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960005 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)11:36:46') {

'Anyone here know good artists that draw nice plump femboy booty? I have a mighty need for a commission or two.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960834 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)05:08:14'  && image=='089ef58cd70858f898197aaf14088fff.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961744 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)22:03:48') {

'>>10960005
There's a few of the artists posted here who are open, I'd suggest picking a style you like and checking their bio'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962344 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)13:42:53'  && image=='7tg8G7G67g7p6f4ED86F7.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962958 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)01:30:04'  && image=='28ad4455cf067e1f7e0185dc02e45548.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962996 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)02:56:26'  && image=='1651369143796.png') {

'>>10912149
only if the reason you want it is so other boys will want to put their penises inside of it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963002 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)03:11:20'  && image=='1694511566411670.png') {

'>>10941672
No. Trust me you'll regret it. Just keep this as a lovely fantasy you can daydream and drift away to. At least until the day science finally gets off it's lazy ass and achieves advanced body modification and there's a ton of thicc slutty traps running around.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963759 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)22:15:38') {

'>>10930985
why can't guys like this be real and then also my girlfriend'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963778 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)22:34:29') {

'>>10963759
i would also like to know the answer to this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963781 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)22:35:39') {

'>>10963002
Are you speaking from experience? I’’ve only gone deeper down the rabbit hole since.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963869 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)00:02:22') {

'>>10959674
same and sauce'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965145 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)06:06:52'  && image=='__original_drawn_by_nagase_haruhito__7fc98fa00f2362941450ac4cab6a321b.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965754 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)21:04:18') {

'>>10960005
I'll check'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966078 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)03:35:05') {

'>>10954890
>bubble butt is fairly achievable since men are good at building muscle mass anywhere.
...tell me more'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966088 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)03:52:49') {

'>>10954890
>a ton of average dudes trying to ride the femboy trend and failing due to inconvenient genetics.
It sad and it really fucking sucks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966684 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:39:15') {

'I have a mighty need to drown in boy cheeks. Is this normal levels of boy ass lust';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966775 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:42:00'  && image=='GFb4_4cWgAI5_Ua.png') {

'>>10966684
I would say yes.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967192 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)04:42:53'  && image=='65657AA6-3C11-43B1-86FF-B1894DB81E89.jpg') {

'>>10963869
Looks pretty obviously like AI.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967848 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)17:05:11') {

'>>10966078
Focus on training your glutes, do exercises like squats and hip thrusts, basically just steal the techniques of gym girls who focus on ass. Eat enough protein and carbs to gain muscle (oats/rice are a preferable source) and take rest days. (Which is obvious advice but 99% of gymaholics who are frustrated with their lack of progress and whine about fake natties on reddit are unaware of the importance of those two steps.) I'd also recommend training your other muscle groups as well for the sake of balance, just not as hard as you'll be training your butt. In particular, strengthening your transverse abdominis will actually compress your waist, and building your upper back muscles a little will also contribute towards a slightly more hourglass shape. Again, this is all stuff that gym thots do. I'd also recommend giving your pecs some attention, no particular reason I just think all guys look good with a little pec defenition. Girls get away with neglecting that area since they have boobs in front of it.
Obviously there's the guide linked earlier in the thread, >>10906693 there's a lot of good advice in there just keep in mind that it only has exercises for ass and thighs, so personally I'd suppliment it with core exercises and some light upper body stuff.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968421 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)03:08:20') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968592 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:00:32') {

'>>10899776
Are there any good stories or greens of bhb's?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970153 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)16:26:10') {

'live, dammit. need more cute bubble butt boys!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971207 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)16:57:58'  && image=='116986981_p0.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971649 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:13:51') {

'>>10967848
Nice, any tips for skincare maybe?

>>10970153
Same.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971908 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)08:49:19') {

'>>10899776
I wish there were more irl bottom-heavy boys.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972110 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:14:21'  && image=='1000057282.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972386 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:19:29') {

'>>10972110
soft'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972884 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)03:06:51') {

'>>10972386
yeah'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973000 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)06:34:39'  && image=='basil (2).jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973406 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:10:51'  && image=='4f77a63aef91b2fbb2086ed223d19914.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973607 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:42:14') {

'>>10970153
Me too, wish there was more media like that.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974023 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)04:07:22') {

'>>10962958
Any more shortstacks?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974062 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)04:51:06'  && image=='78890e835fb2c6d9882129d5c1628aee62baea13.jpg') {

'>>10974023
hell yea'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974309 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)11:34:34'  && image=='1691446719392163m.jpg') {

'>>10940496
??????

Nonsensical take, you can just do squats if you want a big ass ans thighs. Not only that but ur legs will actually be strong as shit which helps with cardio and a bunch of other stuff. The lazy route AKA eating like shit and getting fat makes your ass also looks like shit with celulite.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974675 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)17:57:28'  && image=='1712733080030982.png') {

'>>10974309
I wanna make Bridget train his his body AND eat good.

I want those strong, pumped up muscles wrapped in some yummy fat.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10975696 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)18:45:40'  && image=='7d9c1b9bc42a39ade5165d745b36ae53.jpg') {

'fat bottomed gremlins';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10976006 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)00:25:53') {

'>>10973607
If we don't get more, we'll have make art of non cheeked up boys and grant them butt meat. Who's a boy that could look good with some cheeks?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10976077 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)01:32:14'  && image=='1.jpg') {

'We're eating well today.

https://nhentai.net/g/506397/'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10976150 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)03:35:09') {

'>>10976006
Depends, are we limited to femboys or just guys in general?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10976284 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)07:33:58') {

'>>10950807
Huh, interesting.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10976387 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:31:26') {

'>>10971908
working on it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10976394 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)11:43:31') {

'>>10940496
>You can't have both muscles and booty because belly fat is the last to dissapear when you work out
Just grow your glutes idiot.
>cosmetic cream which enlarges fat cells
Tell me more.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10976429 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:49:24'  && image=='vantass.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10976433 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:51:27') {

'>>10976429
Love a chunky boy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10976567 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:36:45') {

'>>10948340
amazing'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977012 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)22:18:02') {

'Is this gay?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977108 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:01:18'  && image=='1709056452116536.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977287 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)05:26:04') {

'>>10977012
maybe'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977888 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:08:50'  && image=='a263a42e5ae3d00c787c8f3e522a1c58.jpg') {

'>>10977012
It's not gay bro, just admiring and encouraging good posture'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977911 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:27:39'  && image=='Easter Nat @kirbcaptain.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977912 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:28:28'  && image=='Bunny Nat Anal full colour @neo_hajime.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977913 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:29:28'  && image=='Nat Bulge @acgats.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977914 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:30:02'  && image=='Nat Holiday Ride @ScrubForWork.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977915 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:30:41'  && image=='Nat Bella Halloween @kirbcaptain.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977919 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:33:05'  && image=='Nat in Kim's Outfit @kirbcaptain.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977920 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:34:11'  && image=='Nat Sleeping Colour @neo_hajime.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977921 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:34:52'  && image=='Nat Autofellatio @baal0505.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977922 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:35:31'  && image=='Nat self grope @SuperTastyButtz.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977923 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:36:19'  && image=='Nat Spread @baal0505.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977924 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:36:55'  && image=='Nat Quickie @LewdPhess.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977926 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:38:14'  && image=='Nat showing off @jjoyplus.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977927 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:39:14'  && image=='Nat Stretch Colour @neo_hajime @itsMelloGello @BoiEgger.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977928 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:40:10'  && image=='Nat 24 Birthday Special @kirbcaptain.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977929 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:40:53'  && image=='Nat Buttpad Pants @kirbcaptain.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977931 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:41:35'  && image=='Nat Ring Fit @kirbcaptain.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977933 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:42:34'  && image=='Nat Christmas Special @kirbcaptain.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977934 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:43:38'  && image=='Nat Oral POV colour @neo_hajime.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977938 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:44:58'  && image=='Nat Zero Suit plowed @kirbcaptain.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977941 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:45:51'  && image=='Nat Body Pillow @kirbcaptain.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977942 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:46:26'  && image=='Nat Body Pillow Bunny @kirbcaptain.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977943 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:47:01'  && image=='Nat Body Pillow Nude @kirbcaptain.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977944 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:47:53'  && image=='Nat Body Pillow Shygal @kirbcaptain.png') {

'GGY2';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977945 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:49:00'  && image=='Nat in Bag @kirbcaptain.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977948 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:50:00'  && image=='Nat Sailor outfit Railed @kirbcaptain.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977950 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:52:34'  && image=='Nat eaten out coom @glassesenjoyer.png') {

'character bad now because of woke';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977952 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:53:23'  && image=='Nat eepers panties down @glassesenjoyer.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977953 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:53:54'  && image=='Nat eepers aftermath @glassesenjoyer.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977954 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:54:33'  && image=='Nat cake a) @crocodraws.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977957 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:59:33'  && image=='Nat Covered in Pride Stickers @kirbcaptain.png') {

'aight that's all the booty/hip emphasis I have of this character someone else go';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977988 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:48:10'  && image=='SPOILER_3143014_ahoeforcoffee_poundtown-alt.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10978102 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:06:09') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10978194 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:29:24') {

'>>10978102
I'm confused about that myself.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10978782 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:07:59') {

'>>10977945
That's a new one.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10979214 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:32:48') {

'>>10943106
He didn't say it was, yet you felt insulted anyway. Interesting.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10979215 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:36:00') {

'>>10977950
True'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10979414 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)05:56:07') {

'i wanna plow one of em so bad';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10979765 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)15:05:28') {

'>>10967192
The atrocities I'd commit just for a chance of this being real'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10979902 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)17:26:02') {

'>>10943099
Tummy'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10980185 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:36:08'  && image=='acc70fcc1d2b25076a734b07c8fe5f38.jpg') {

'>>10975696
I love this midget'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10980330 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)01:53:22') {

'>>10980185
Bottom heavy shortstack guys a new fixation of mine, though there's very few that hit the mark.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10980435 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)05:06:53'  && image=='55aaef0d21efe4e6baf9b52e3471d337.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10980578 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:42:49') {

'I kinda miss the days of when people would do some greentexts of like ass expansion and the likes, maybe I can do one so maybe more people can write them. So if I would to do that what kind of ass expansion would you want?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10980579 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:44:11') {

'>>10980578
I mean like story, im kinda horny retarded rn, not only ass expansion, just stuff generally about boys with big butts.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10980631 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:31:45') {

'>>10980578
Straight guy gets cursed with an ass that grows bigger every time he orgasms.

His ass becomes more erogenous the bigger it gets.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10980679 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:40:20') {

'>>10980631
I'm sorry, it was a moment of weakness for me, I really need to stop my porn addiction.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10980680 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)11:41:22') {

'>>10980679
So I won't write it'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10980794 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:01:01') {

'>>10980679
>>10980680
Teasing me like that is very rude'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10980816 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:42:00') {

'>>10980794
I don't think it's rude, this whole thing is very unhealthy anyways'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10981008 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)17:43:22') {

'>>10980631
>It has been almost a year since you started to notice IT.
>Dieting didn't help
>Exercising only made it worse
>None of your old clothes fit anymore
>You're currently wearing the largest sweatpants you found at the store. They're ridiculously loose around your waist, yet uncomfortably tight on the seat area.
>You can feel the fabric squeezing each cheek within, you'd think you were sitting on a thick cushion if you weren't deeply aware it was your own body.
>You're breathing too hard again.
>You shift again, trying to hide the raging erection you got the moment you sat down in class today.
>Shifting was always a bad idea.
>You can feel your ass accommodating inside your pants, rubbing against the chair, almost like a massage.
>You try lift a bit of weight off it, only to fall back too hard, barely suppressing a moan.
>You're actively squirming now, left, right, up, down, repeat, it just feels soo good.
>You know what is coming, you need to get out.
>You jump to your feet and thee jiggling starts, the huge masses giving you an unmistakable pear profile shake with the sudden motion.
>You ignore the professor asking you questions, and the gaze of your classmates and begin to run.
>Each step made your glutes ablaze with pleasure as they quivered against each other, making an audible clap each time.
>It echoes in the empty hallway, along with your hard breaths and the erratic moans each time your shoes impact the floor.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10981585 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)05:06:52'  && image=='4e7174942f7c3469c3c9c6b8b6b03742.jpg') {

'>>10980330
Have some more!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10981754 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)09:24:30') {

'>>10977950
god damn it.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10982288 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)17:54:52') {

'>>10981008
hot hot gimme more'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10982303 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)18:11:23') {

'>>10899776
Which guys would make GREAT bottom heavy boys?

Anybody you wish had more content like that?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10982413 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)19:48:41') {

'>>10981008
God, that is fucking hot.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10982650 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)01:10:59'  && image=='though1.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10982667 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)01:58:28') {

'Thread is bumplocked. RIP';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10982839 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)06:58:50') {

'>>10982667
Bump limit do be like that
Bake another bread?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10982863 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)07:35:48') {

'>>10982839
Yes please'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10982932 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)09:27:36') {

'>>10981585
I wanna plow his thighs.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10983169 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)13:10:28') {

'>>10982932
same'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10984029 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)02:18:53') {

'>>10981008
The best part is the guy being 100% in this scenario, all the more embarrassing.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10984081 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)03:18:39') {

'>>10984029
hell yeah'
;

}

}
}