import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/d/';
}

public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void Dicknipples(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'Dicknipples';
int postNumber = 10949397;
String image = '1711713856653630.jpg';
String date = '03/29/24(Fri)08:04:16';
String comment = 'It's an old classic that sadly is still a very niche fetish.';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10949401 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)08:05:18'  && image=='1309638273120100352_EizEU5_VkAEQYzg.jpg') {

'With balls>without balls';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10949402 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)08:05:58'  && image=='1679158715133371.png') {

'Flaccid dicknipples. A rarity.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10949405 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)08:07:16'  && image=='001_Albatross_691837_Dicknipple_Hooker.jpg') {

'The best dicknipples of all times right here.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10949407 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)08:09:37'  && image=='212.png') {

'Without balls are fine too, as long as there's some interaction.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10949462 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)10:25:32'  && image=='118_044.jpg') {

'Thank God they censored the dicks, it might have been offensive otherwise.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10950156 && dateTime=='03/29/24(Fri)23:07:42'  && image=='C010.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10950224 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)00:25:04'  && image=='IMG_1492.jpg') {

'now this is a thread I can get behind';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10950317 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)02:48:45'  && image=='0bf6125509ab3f065f8d3d67642390ff.jpg') {

'Can anyone recommend an artist I can commission to do a dicknipple anatomy diagram?

I want to do one showing the progression of growth to become a full-on dick.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10950323 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)03:00:14') {

'>>10950317
RustAndBolts is always open to comms, although the wait time is several months. he does everything under the sun tho. multi penis, hyper sperm, docking, body horror. you name it. he’s pretty cheap too'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10950540 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)09:01:31'  && image=='IMG_20240330_135608_591.png') {

'>>10950317
My gf lowkey wants to get into the commission business, and drew me some /d/ stuff, pic related. Considering she has a long way to go to get to high quality tier, especially in drawing dicks, I say describe what you want, it will be good for practice. I don't promise anything.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10951010 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)15:22:30') {

'>>10950323
I'll have to hit him up but, I'm looking for something a lot sooner at the moment. It's for a potential short novella.

Thank you for the suggestion, anon.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10951030 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)15:34:03'  && image=='sample_87474c0fe6dbdb9a01eea4a3081fc376.jpg') {

'>>10950540

I'm looking for a more seasoned artist(I mean no offense to your gf, anon) but, if she wants to take a crack at it, I'm not going to refuse.

What I'm looking for is an anatomy diagram(a medical illustration)that shows the inner workings of how a dicknipple would work.

The twist is that I want several diagrams showing the progression of a dick forming inside of a woman's breast and eventually being "birthed" as a fully formed cock and balls from her nipple.

It would probably be like... 5 pics altogether.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10951115 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)16:31:13') {

'>>10951030
sadly leaves out most japanese artists, because of the whole penis censoring requirements'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10951148 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)17:06:57'  && image=='e84f3eaeed1d8a0e288f53d82e96f89822cb92cb.jpg') {

'>>10951115
I don't really mind that but, I also think that they will provide an uncensored version to the client.

I'd definitely use a Japanese artist if they're affordable and can understand what I'm asking for.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10951232 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)18:20:41'  && image=='65sMbH61Uy9DyjLsaWYgZuTp.jpg') {

'>>10951148
I love otoo, amazing dicks, great breast and dicknipples, but I hate most of his hallmarks:
>bowlegged pose
>vacuum blowjob mouth/elongated mouth
>neon/glowing
>alien looking dicks
>bodypaint/skin-tight dress up to the dick'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10951289 && dateTime=='03/30/24(Sat)19:24:31'  && image=='74.png') {

'Yeah, he's not my fave either but I just found that image and posted it.

I'm hoping I find someone I can commission, I really want this story to have corresponding images.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10951731 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)05:57:30'  && image=='p024.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10951756 && dateTime=='03/31/24(Sun)07:21:18'  && image=='78916881_p0.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10952856 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)06:16:18'  && image=='5.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10953090 && dateTime=='04/01/24(Mon)12:44:34'  && image=='6.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10953983 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)02:38:53'  && image=='9fc65c87_3a7d_4114_84d8_8c7e1b2de881.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10954003 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)02:55:49'  && image=='IMG_1655.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10954312 && dateTime=='04/02/24(Tue)12:34:39'  && image=='1691116124194324.jpg') {

'>>10954003
What a goddess!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10955078 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)01:54:38'  && image=='shizuku_a_n_1_b.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956344 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)02:05:07'  && image=='Momo_An_Sou_27.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10957551 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)02:23:00'  && image=='pg_016_960.75_KB.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958060 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)14:54:04'  && image=='pg_017_1.36_MB.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958095 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)15:26:27'  && image=='pg_018_1.19_MB.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958318 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)18:36:22') {

'I draw the line at cock sized nipples';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958365 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)19:46:40') {

'>>10958318
well youve come to the right place. lol'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958623 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)01:36:01'  && image=='3f1757ac4ce40f0cee3f70c9d4845f2b7e3d595528e9828aed67cd97c9654cdf.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959034 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)13:25:10') {

'>>10958623

sauce pls'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959062 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)14:01:11') {

'>>10958623
need housewife constantly cumming in her apron'
;

}

if(Lstt && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959437 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)19:35:34') {

'>>10951030
Are you still looking for someone to help you with your proyect?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959531 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)21:42:54') {

'>>10959437

Yeah, you got some samples of your work?'
;

}

if(Lstt && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959591 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)23:18:43') {

'>>10959531
Yeah you can see my lastest works here, if my drawing style is of your liking you can message me:

https://x.com/leestatsekai?t=53XxhCU2-q6emDJxMhwfxQ&s=09'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959614 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)23:40:22'  && image=='d80f84e3325dfe6bc8a6f4d2cc666101.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959615 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)23:40:55'  && image=='30c7a825dcfe0fcb4b4be5ba0fde7e97.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959617 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)23:41:45'  && image=='818d949d745dca3faeffb5366dc6781b.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959622 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)23:49:19') {

'Real question, would they cum milk or lactate semen?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959625 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)23:53:42') {

'>>10959622
a concoction with all the nutritional benefits of both. also impregnating capability'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959634 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)00:14:14') {

'>>10959622
But even realer question, would they cum just from being squeezed, or would she need to actually orgasm to lactate?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960401 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)18:34:33'  && image=='1691817776279286.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960403 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)18:35:22'  && image=='1711775606329119.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960673 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)00:15:44') {

'>>10959591
Sent you a twitter dm, waiting on you to reply'
;

}

if(Lstt && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960699 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)00:49:55') {

'>>10960673
Okay i hope we can make something good to share here'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961092 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)10:41:38'  && image=='5.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961214 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)12:12:55') {

'>>10961092
WOULD'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961871 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)00:05:16'  && image=='EDeCfu_UwAEB_F_.jfif.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961979 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)02:23:40') {

'>>10961871
Saved! Who's the artist?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962356 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)13:58:32'  && image=='e0ceb5535232c8e469e0cd650f8ce368.jpg') {

'>>10961979
Calpish, here's a couple more'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962357 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)13:59:36'  && image=='ffe447d14ef263184481727ff338938d.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962972 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)01:55:09') {

'>>10962356
>>10962357
Amazing thank you!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10964268 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)11:37:36'  && image=='1700160575104539.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10964493 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)15:58:23'  && image=='IMG_2300.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10964494 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)15:59:09'  && image=='IMG_2301.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10964497 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)15:59:42'  && image=='IMG_2302.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965201 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)07:49:49'  && image=='1695604925191789.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965760 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)21:12:09'  && image=='23_08_Grades.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966498 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)12:46:24'  && image=='1682138415840220.jpg') {

'>>10965760
Here's the thing with Sponson: despite the high quality, and despite making great dicknipples (even if they don't have balls), those drawings just don't turn me on.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966522 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)13:06:05') {

'>>10966498
that makes one of you. they definitely do it for me'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967901 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)17:47:36'  && image=='462a62545daa047553af765ec064ab59.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969128 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)18:23:19') {

'>>10967901
>no balls anywhere
Trash/10'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970012 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)13:11:17'  && image=='1687235536230446.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970013 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)13:11:55'  && image=='1686771265905892.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970805 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)09:00:42'  && image=='1693356401145505.jpg') {

'It's been less than a year, I believe, since I first started seeing AI dicknipples, and they were quite bad, but picrelated is impressively decent if it's undoctored AI. It still retains that hallmark AI look, but that's probably for the best.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970908 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)11:55:46'  && image=='IMG_2582.jpg') {

'>>10970805
their stuff is uncensored on twitter and the e hentai'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970910 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)11:56:23'  && image=='IMG_2583.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970911 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)11:56:54'  && image=='IMG_1718.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971009 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)13:54:33'  && image=='1685898092583680.jpg') {

'Didn't know. Thanks anon! I liked pic related too. They just need to add balls to those dicknipples. Sometimes I wish I knew how to make this pictures myself, but I might as well learn how to draw, because AI is esoteric to me.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972857 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)02:33:25'  && image=='1686816020464206.jpg') {

'Checking the gallery now. Damn, flaccid dick and dicknipples, they got the right ideas.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974544 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:16:01') {

'>no interest
/d/ has changed'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974569 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:32:26') {

'>>10974544
I'm a more cerebral person in my late 30's. I want stories about dick nipples, not pictures of dick nipples.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10976499 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)13:52:30') {

'>>10974569
I'm in my mid 30s too and I still need to see my hentai'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10976564 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)15:34:41'  && image=='IMG_2731.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977162 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:16:58') {

'>>10974569
Well now I'm tempted to write a story about dicknipples. I just don't know how much interest there'd be in something like that.

Anyone want a story about dick nipples?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977166 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)02:26:11') {

'>>10977162
sure, maybe on one of uno makotos'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10978299 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)06:30:02') {

'>>10966498
His oldest stuff is some of my favorite stuff ever. I love the way he draws faces with personality and warmth and humor in perverse freakish scenarios. I love how nuanced and imaginative his scenes are. His skill is never in doubt. He’s hard-working and prolific on his Patreon, which I subscribe to. He puts out new work surprisingly often.

But his newest stuff has problems. Some of his best ideas are in sketches he doesn’t finish. Every single image is “hyper”. It’s getting same-ey. He sometimes remakes the stuff of his we’ve reposted here hundreds of times, but the simpler originals always have more heart than the fancier remakes.

My favorite are his oldest multi-panel single-page comics, but he doesn’t make those anymore. He prefers big single scenes now.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10978705 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)14:23:58') {

'>>10977162
same, but idk where i'd go with it.
I'd want to do a scenario that's totally unique to dicknipples, not just something you can swap a futa in and have it work mostly the same.
any ideas?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10979198 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:07:44') {

'>>10978705
Somebody mentioned a “milk or cum” question, so play off of that. A first-time soon-to-be mother running into a similar question. Breastfeeding normally is obviously a no-go, even if it worked normally, the thought is uncomfortable enough to not want to go through with it.

So, she’s trying different things to try and figure out what to do. All she knows is that while she can orgasm and cum from them, the fact that she occasionally starts dripping milk means that they do indeed work for lactating. It’s just trying to do anything with it and resisting the urge to cum instead. So, trying to further induce lactation is difficult because it’s pretty much just masturbating and she suspects it’s not accomplishing much. She gets a breast pump so she can pump milk and bottle feed instead, but the pumping just leads to a similar problem.

Going with formula seems like an easy cop-out and makes her seems stupid for not thinking of it, so maybe in the end reveal her partner is an equally-pregnant futa, and they can just have her manage feeding duties, and the futa teasingly offering to nurse off her in the kid’s place instead.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10979206 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)00:15:10') {

'>>10979198
Another idea is something like a cross between inverted nipples and dick-nipples. A girl with dick-nipples, but the only visible part is the tip, so at a glance they look normal. They’re still dick-nipples, so they’re still just as sensitive and can cum. When she gets erect, they stay as inverted nipples, and don’t directly protrude farther, but they pull the rest of the breast and make it appear as though her breasts increase in size. So, let’s say she’s trying to show off at the beach in a bikini. She can make her breasts larger to better fill out her top and turn heads, but now she’s going to actively have to constantly stay erect the entire time, or else her nipples will soften and her breasts will go back down. Not to mention the obvious problem if she’s making out with somebody who’s unaware of her “condition” (and obviously she isn’t going to go out of her way to tell people, if only because she doesn’t want to turn people off or be seen as a freak or something). Too much breast-play, and she’s going to be erupting cum all over herself and her now-startled partner.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10980175 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:23:30'  && image=='Modeseven-425223-Waffltit.png') {

'>>10949397
Dick nipple but its also vore.

Any other ones like this?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10980202 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)23:04:20') {

'>>10959625
Absolutely. I'd be breastfeeding from my girlfriend every morning. Latched on like a newborn.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10981719 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)08:30:35') {

'>>10978705
Futa with dicknipples getting GF pregnant from her tits

>>10979206
I like this idea too.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10982497 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)20:58:19'  && image=='2023-12-17_NonameInsect_1736205948061126897_GBg-ETQa4AAmzhd.jpg') {

'>>10974569

I'm in writer's hell with a story about a girl with dicknipples (amongst other things) wrestling with her bizarre physiology and the battle between trying to live and dress as normally as possible, but also keeping her sexual inhibition in check. It's a pretty ambitious, novel-length project where her physiology is actually a secondary aspect, and it's the fuel for most of the slice-of-life situations that I'm typing out while I clarify the main plot.

A few threads ago (https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/10636760/#10699513), I posted a side story where the MC seduced a lone commuter, written entirely from the commuter's narrative, as well as some ideas about internal support structures for dicknipples and more. I take a lot of inspiration from Uno Makoto and Makita Aoi, presenting the bizarre, but attempting to rationalise it biologically. For example, balls don't store sperm, but internal structures like seminal vesicles do. Boobs with dicknipples get bigger because they are partially comprised of erectile tissue, and contain seminal vesicles. This can cause problems with clothing, so I decided to write a xcene that I've been sitting on for a while now, tentatively titled "Dicknipples-Girlfriend Care Instruction Video", which might actually be a pain to read because it's formatted as a screenplay / script (it's easier for me to draft conversation-led scenes like this). I'll consider posting it on AO3 if there's enough interest, and if I can reformat the dialogue flow to read better.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10982726 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)03:34:08') {

'>>10982497
Oh, I am very interested.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10983062 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)12:07:23'  && image=='IMG_2852.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10983063 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)12:07:55'  && image=='IMG_2853.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10983065 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)12:08:27'  && image=='IMG_2854.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10983641 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)18:59:55') {

'>>10979206
ok i really like this idea, mostly because i'm imagining her with a vibrator in to edge herself constantly and keep herself erect, only to bump into a cute girl by mistake and cum through her bikini.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10984977 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:43:08') {

'>>10980175
amputee nipple vore transforming into dicknipples?
you don't even need the watermark at this point, modeseven's the only guy who draws shit like this.
[spoiler]still, i came[/spoiler]'
;

}

}
}