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Girls making fun of small, pathetic shrimp dicks that are quick-shots and/or may not get hard at all.

Last thread >>10912355
Share your size and tell us about your life.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10955739 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)16:57:23'  && image=='1487019158192.png') {

'Some pics to start the thread';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10955947 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)19:17:27'  && image=='sample_5799e07fecf3f14ba312ed01b8a86f92.jpg') {

'>>10955734
I hate how much of this fetish is blacked cuckshit

I'm like 3.5inches so far from a micropenis but definitely not big. I think I got this fetish because the first time I fooled around with a girl in highschool I was nervous and couldn't get it up, and she said "If this is all you're working with that's a problem"'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10955948 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)19:18:12'  && image=='sample_35fc0027ef9edf15239b5dfd52e14ded.jpg') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10955973 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)19:30:31'  && image=='1368849702799.gif') {

'>>10955947
>I hate how much of this fetish is blacked cuckshit
I hate that too but if you find a pic you like and have the skills and patience, you can edit the skin color.

>I'm 3.5inches
I'm the 4.1 by 3.9 inches from the last thread. Depending on the position, it's very difficult to penetrate my gf so we already adopted a sleeve and a strap-on into our sex life.
With your size, do you mind telling your experience?

>I was nervous and couldn't get it up
Very understandable. I assume it was your first time? The first time, usually, doesn't go well.

>If this is all you're working with that's a problem
Brutal but very hot.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10955994 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)19:43:15'  && image=='sample_4fa4823ccef9c37379c3af7bec3fdedc.jpg') {

'>>10955973
>I hate that too but if you find a pic you like and have the skills and patience, you can edit the skin color.
I don't have the patience to edit the black dicks lol.

>I'm the 4.1 by 3.9 inches from the last thread. Depending on the position, it's very difficult to penetrate my gf so we already adopted a sleeve and a strap-on into our sex life.
With your size, do you mind telling your experience?
I literally can't get past my fiancee's cheeks in doggy, which is unfortunate because it's my favorite position. I'm really fortunate and she has a really small/tight pussy, but on the other hand she can't really indulge me in my sph fetish haha.

>Very understandable. I assume it was your first time? The first time, usually, doesn't go well.
Yeah, it was my first time.

>Brutal but very hot.
Yeah...when I was single I would pay camgirls and girls on sextpanther to do audio sph for me to chase that feeling again'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956000 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)19:49:59'  && image=='1522717913507.jpg') {

'>>10955994
>she can't really indulge me in my sph fetish
She's involuntary is already doing it, you can't even penetrate her.
And doesn't she comment on it?

Captcha: PPAT
Where's your PP AT?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956004 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)19:54:03'  && image=='dd2c54f305705c657418d83e075b52c9.png') {

'>>10956000
She usually blames herself and says her ass is too big. She says it in other contexts too, like when she puts on pants.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956013 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)20:01:39'  && image=='1406008659112.jpg') {

'>>10956004
She has empathy for you, that's good.
In my case, if we tried a position that didn't work, she said she wasn't good at that position or something like
>Maybe today wasn't a good day? Let's try again other time

Since then I asked her to tease me more and (I think) it helped her to vent a bit about my size.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956024 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)20:07:33'  && image=='sample_f02d63a79524b5c8713cf8ed84e9bc39.jpg') {

'>>10956013
Yeah, she's really sweet. I don't mean to sound like I'm humble bragging, but when I told her I used to have a complex about having a small dick she was shocked.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956027 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)20:11:18'  && image=='1445601751153.jpg') {

'>>10956024
Hey, that's good IMO. Can't have a relation based only on fetish.
That said...

>I used to have a complex about having a small dick
I she's acting differently now? Maybe doing some light teasing?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956050 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)20:28:03'  && image=='download.png') {

'>>10956027
Yeah for sure, building a relationship around a fetish isn't a good idea. All in all I really shouldn't complain. She's completely submissive in bed, I don't think she would ever tease me, she would feel bad.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956064 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)20:42:47'  && image=='1504734086638.jpg') {

'>>10956050
Do you use a dick sleeve or a strap-on? How did she react to it?

In my case (mentioned in the last thread) I got a 6in sleeve and my gf was hesitant about it at first but now we use it like 99% of the time.
Also got 7in strap-on but we didn't use it yet.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956141 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)21:45:43') {

'>>10955947
I just measured myself and I am 3.5 inches as well. How over am I bros?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956191 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)22:25:10') {

'>>10955947
>I'm like 3.5inches so far from a micropenis but definitely not big.

It's always so cute when little guys immediately cut to the "it's not a micropenis!" line as soon as they give their size. So defensive! Gotta protect your little pecker's pride, huh?

>>10956024
>but when I told her I used to have a complex about having a small dick she was shocked.

I mean, I would be too. Your dick's small and unsatisfying. It's pretty simple to me.

>>10956013
>Since then I asked her to tease me more and (I think) it helped her to vent a bit about my size.

Putting aside the teasing and play for a second, it's really good that the two of you are communicating and talking. So many couples don't do this out of fear or embarrassment and it breaks everything. I'm so proud of you, little stubby! Way to be a big boy.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956210 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)22:48:08') {

'>>10956191
are you a femanon?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956241 && dateTime=='04/03/24(Wed)23:27:50') {

'If you gain weight it actually becomes smaller. Inverse is true. Lost weight and now it goes a little past my bellybutton';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956275 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)00:34:19') {

'I have this fetish but I'm at a seemingly average 6in long and 4.5 around. I am single but quite active on Tinder and Grindr (I'm bi). I have yet to meet a girl who looks clearly disappointed when I reveal my penis in a hook up (that's a huge fantasy of mine) and only have been with 1 guy who is somewhat bigger than me.
I cannot win.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956293 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)00:57:11'  && image=='sample_3184c62d9b991abea98515ec2b161516.jpg') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956486 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)07:24:30') {

'>>10955947
>>10956141
Micropenis is 2.5 SD smaller than median. Depending on how you calculate, it's somewhere between 3.6 and 3.8 inches for erect bone-pressed length.

Hate to break it to you, but 3.5 inches is definitely a micropenis'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956508 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)08:07:08'  && image=='Drew-974214-Satsuki_POV_p1.png') {

'>>10956191
>>10956486
I just looked it up and you're right I do have a micropenis, damn.

I've never had any complaints, I am on the thick side...or maybe my fiancee' is just being nice.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956517 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)08:18:51') {

'>>10956508
shes being nice'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956567 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)09:42:13') {

'>>10956508
>>10956486
This is bone-pressed length. Push the ruler into the fat pad so you get a full measurement from the base of the penis to the tip.

In theory, micropenises should be rare. But hey, maybe the SPH thread attracts them'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956574 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)10:02:33') {

'>>10955947
>>10956486
>>10956508
Some other sources I found (https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/324569) say that a micropenis is less than 7cm (2.75 in) so according to them you would not have a micropenis

>t. A guy with a dick double the size of a big micropenis (14cm or 5.5 in)'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956597 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)10:45:38'  && image=='SPHLia-agseaneins(1).png') {

'aWsQF2YHJq sph discord I started last thread, its been pretty nice so far. Activity comes in bursts but there's plenty of media posted by everyone';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956654 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)12:06:33') {

'>>10956210
Nah it's definitely a guy on some gay shit.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956711 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)13:01:37') {

'> Be healthily above average for cock size
> turned on by sph because I have shit self image

it's awkward to ask my lady to bully me and act like my dick is small'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956734 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)13:32:24'  && image=='88a604801c2bb6d72baaa9448eca25cf.png') {

'If I press without pain I measure around 262~ X 170ish

Got into the fetish originally because my girlfriend at the time found me straight after an ice plunge and laughed at my size. Now sometimes put ice on my dick the first time I'm going to be with someone so I can get a 'reverse' reaction to normal. Not even exactly sure why I like this as I'm pretty sure I don't even fit in here'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956738 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)13:34:10') {

'>>10956734
What units are you even using?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956739 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)13:36:09') {

'>>10956738
millimeter, after icing literally shrinks to about size of my index, haven't measured exactly when doing that'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956752 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)13:46:27') {

'>>10956734
>>10956739
>would have the largest penis ever recorded
Get out of here, pathetic larper.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956754 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)13:48:55') {

'>>10956752
>A larp is somewhat above average
Pornstar dicks are much bigger, anyway did assume I wouldn't fit in here'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956770 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)14:03:40'  && image=='1625323302206.jpg') {

'>>10956241
True, being fat would make my dick even smaller or give that image.
Gladly I take good care of my health and I'm fairly fit.

>>10956275
Your size is slightly above average. I have to use a sleeve to be that big... get out of here!

>>10956486
Never thought people would disagree about the definition of a micropenis size.
If as an adult male, you have an erect penis smaller than a prepubescent boy, that's a micropenis. So I'd go with what >>10956574 said, 2.75in. Honestly with my 4.1in I feel giant.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956781 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)14:21:32') {

'>>10956711
>>10956275
The plight of a humiliation fetishist'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956800 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)14:37:14') {

'I’m not a small guy in the least but I enjoy images women enjoying small/average cocks. Can’t stand blacked cuck shit either. It’s also small cock humiliation or blacked cuck shit and never just normal cock enjoyment. Also porn brain makes people think 12inch is average';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956894 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)15:41:57') {

'>>10956754
262mm is 10.3 inches. Are you that bad at measuring?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956910 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)15:46:57') {

'>>10956275
I'm the exact same size as you, and what I do to get the humiliation experience is using sleeves and dildos with my wife. We're about to get this bad boy https://blushvibe.com/products/dr-skin-silicone-dr-julian-vanilla-9-inch-long-realistic-dildo-balls-and-suction-cup-base-by-blush-bl-15633?variant=43638845374635.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956912 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)15:47:59') {

'>>10956754
>Pornstar dicks are much bigger

I don't think they are! Please post your cock on /hm/. I really, really want to see it'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956925 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)15:57:50') {

'>>10956910
question. how did you bring up soh to your wife as something to try?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956950 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)16:19:16') {

'>>10956925
It followed from the first time I used a sleeve with her. I kept doing dirty talk during it, asking her how it felt, and I got her to admit how much she loved getting fucked deep and filled out by the girth. It went from there.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956964 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)16:36:34') {

'>>10956950
I suggest you a hollow strap-on.
You can barely feel anything and you can keep going for as long as you wife can take.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956978 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)16:50:21') {

'>>10956964
Thanks to SSRIs, I can already go longer than she can usually take. I don't need any help there lmao, but I will gladly take anything to go big.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10956985 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)17:00:03') {

'You know a fetish is good when you need more than images to convey it';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10957033 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)17:39:34'  && image=='1367510256181.jpg') {

'>>10956985
You think it's hot until you cum, forget about it and move on with your life.
If you do have a small dick, it won't go away, you're stuck with a stub and a frustrated partner. Not as romantic as you'd like.

And then we have large dicked guys ITT wishing they were small. Be careful about what you wish for.
I wish I were bigger. Hell, being average would be a great improvement.
Don't get me wrong, I love SPH. But it's also a cope mechanism.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10957089 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)18:34:30') {

'>>10956597
Do I need to post to be a member? I’m considering joining'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10957157 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)19:36:17') {

'>>10957033
Do a really heavy leg exercise like squats or something. You’re guaranteed to gain a half inch in size. Just do squats every 3-4 days to maintain'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10957298 && dateTime=='04/04/24(Thu)21:35:11') {

'>>10956486
>Depending on how you calculate, it's somewhere between 3.6 and 3.8 inches for erect bone-pressed length.
I measured 3.5 inches while extremely aroused, just as i edged an orgasm, and on top of it with very bad light, rather sloppily. I just measured with a normal erection, lights on and even when pressing my pubic area it's 2.7 inches...
>Comparison to the Average Dick
>Length Percentile: 0%
>In a room of 1000 guys, 1000 would be larger.
>You are 3.5 inches shorter and 0.47 inches less thick than women's ideal for a relationship.
>even wikipedia says the size of micropenies starts at <3.66 inches in adults
Fuck, my penis really is small since
>circumcised and bullied from being cut and smallest in middle school class
>my only gf, with rather small hands, couldn't even stroke me properly the one time she gave me an handjob, and shortly cheated on me with two dudes. One of which she said during breakup "the first time we hooked up at the hotel I couldn't unroll it in its entirety haha"
>I was and still am a quickshot
the only thing left would be to have a disproportionately big prepuce resulting in phimosis, which ironically I fetishize heavily. can't even have the one enjoyable side effect from a micropenis.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10957510 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)01:27:30') {

'>>10957089
Nope, everyone who likes sph is welcome'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10957531 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)01:53:36') {

'>>10955734
>Share your size and tell us about your life.
I'm about 15 cm long (not bone pressed, but when I tried measuring bone pressed it didn't change much, I'm not really fat) and 14 cm around.
Now I realize I'm somewhat bigger than average, but growing up I was quite insecure about my size, so I guess I got into SPH as a bit of a cope for that. Doesn't help that I had very little experience with real women. My high school gf didn't really comment about my size, and after her I didn't have another sexual partner until I was 24. In that time, all of my sexual experience was online, in cam sex/sexting sessions. Though I've had a few of those girls spontaneously say stuff like "omg it's so big", I've also had a few occurrences of girls making mean comments (especially in casual sessions on omegle), which fueled my insecurity. One such case pretty much made me realize that shit turned me on, and I spent the following 5ish years going deeper and deeper in a SPH/humiliation rabbithole. I would actually go out of my way to look for SPH with girls online, which in turn somewhat fueled my insecurity. Years later I sort of took a break from it because it was becoming too much, and I found my gf. Right from the start she's always said that I'm quite huge for her standards, especially in terms of girth. It took me a while to really register it, but I guess that by now I somewhat accept it. Frankly, it's been a nice confidence boost, but it has also made SPH not as appealing as it once was. I guess that's for the best. It's fun to come here from time to time, but I guess the way I was enjoying it was not really healthy, a fetish should not be a cover-up for an insecurity. Anyway, I guess that's my story. Thank you for visiting my blog.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10957646 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)05:07:33'  && image=='Screenshot_20240405-050414.png') {

'You can't tell me this isn't a perfect setup.
Check out Lydia in pephop, she's your school bully in college, and you run into her immediately, but, oh, what's this? The campus nurse walked up on both of them, and demanded Peter come back to the clinic for his required physical, and she even asks Lydia if she would be so kind as to join as her assistant called out today.

Of course, Lydia, your bully, would love to help with your full physical.
It's an incredible state we are in with AI, as the section in the image is completely AI generated.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10957651 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)05:12:48') {

'>>10957646
I'm going to point out that I don't have any affiliation with pephop, I'm just a long term SPH fan, and pephop is the best I've found for AI gen SPH stories/conversation/roleplay.
If you can get off on it, it's fantastic, and they have a lot of characters from shows, anime, movies, videogames, etc...

One of my favorites is Videl from Dragonball Z. I recommend any AI labelled with Dominant on there, but you can steer the non-dom AI into SPH too.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10957833 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)11:05:18') {

'>>10955734
I'm a newcomer to these threads, but I'd like to echo what others have said. I'm 3.7", so definitely on the smaller side, and while I've learned to love SPH it's for sure also a form of cope. My gf explained it to me this way: since there's nothing I can do about my size, I might as well enjoy the reality of it the best I can.

And to all the average/bigger guys who wish they were smaller: you're absolutely crazy, I would trade places in a heartbeat!'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10957883 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)12:04:14') {

'>>10957833
How do you satisfy your gf?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958020 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)14:09:50') {

'>>10957883
We use a combination of oral and toys, I have a sleeve extender that I wear and she always cums at least once before it's my turn, I struggle with being fairly premature otherwise so that's what works best for us'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958168 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)16:37:43'  && image=='1462226668248.jpg') {

'>>10957833
Welcome aboard.
You already overcome the hardest part of owning a small dick, having a relationship with a girl that accepts your size.
Do your best for the relationship.
If you still have insecure feelings about your size, the sooner you lose them, the better.

>>10958020
>Oral and toys
Before getting a sleeve, oral was the best way to please my gf and "PiV" sex was something she did more for me. Using toys changed that, I still eat her a lot but penetration is the main attraction thanks to my strapon.

>I struggle with being fairly premature
How's your health? Do you exercise?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958182 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)16:55:14') {

'I can honestly see why a lot of SPH writers just have the MC pull out his tiny dick and have the female just laugh and read the thesaurus entry on "small", writing convincing buildup is hard.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958222 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)17:22:24') {

'>>10958168
I am still somewhat self-conscious of my size, I always have been, but the insecurity is mostly gone now. I think SPH has helped me accept it more, weirdly. And yeah, she absolutely loves oral but we've had the sleeve for about 7 months now and it's been a life saver.

I do get pretty regular exercise but I just stay skinny and never seem to gain any muscle. But I've always been premature for the most part. I said "struggle" but honestly it's a lot better now since my gf likes it, compared to the girl I was with before her where it led to us breaking up.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958246 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)17:30:58') {

'>>10958222
>I think SPH has helped me accept it more
Yeah, that's what I meant. I literally asked my gf to crack jokes about my size and that helped me be more comfortable about my own situation.
She sees it as a cute kink and got into it.

Being premature and to some extend ED is heavily linked to mental health, if your body is already in shape then it's time for self introspection.
>it's a lot better now
Good, the woman you're with is a huge contributing factor in this equation.
Like, if you're healthy and your gf is morbidly obese (unless you're into this) you're more likely to have trouble in bed.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958276 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)17:57:12') {

'>>10958182
I feel you anon.
The way I see it, in most cases the woman wouldn't even say anything upon reveal, since its weird to antagonize someone you liked enough to sleep with them.
So then you're waiting until the smallness becomes a problem during sex, and it's just an uncomfortable conversation that won't go anywhere unless the male lead goes "actually I wanna be SPHed".
And then its a dull, "okay, let's try this SPH thing" scene.

There's so much emotional baggage attached to dicklet status and human relationships only work in so many ways, it's difficult to come up with a nicely flowing premise leading into hot SPH. It's much easier to just jump into fetish territory with cardboard cutout laughing girls pinching their hands and comparing you to their pinky finger.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958369 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)19:50:35') {

'>>10955947
>>10956508
>>10956574
>>10956770
>>10957298
Mine is almost 8 inches. You may think that your 3.5 inch dick is "only" half as small as mine, but you would be wrong. What you need to consider is volume, not just length. Given that I have a girth of 6 inches, a penis half as big as mine and with the same proportions would have to be about 6 inches long. Unless you are more large than long, your 3.5 inches dick is 4 or even 5 times smaller than mine.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958382 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)20:08:37') {

'>>10958369
my girth is bigger than my length and yours is still 4x the volume of mine'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958385 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)20:11:33') {

'>>10958276
Oh yeah, if I was going for less porn logic and more realism the first encounter would almost never be flatout SPH unless it was from the female's POV.
The premise I saw had the woman quickly ask the man if he had a big dick, which he quickly lied about, which then had her start talking about how glad she was and how much she loved big dicks. I wanted to do a remix of that, but instead have the women start talking about her last sexual encounter, which was the first one in a long while for her, and have her start waxing about the man's size, with the MC not quite picking up on this until he's taking her to the bedroom.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958414 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)20:48:30') {

'>>10958369
I'm not the math anon, so I just searched for volume calculator and plugged the numbers. I'll be using centimeter.

My size is 10.41 x 9.9 = 802.61 cm3
You're ~19.81 x 15.24 = 33614 cm3
So if I got this right, you're about 4.5 times bigger than me, good for you.

But bragging about size here is like being on a bike racing against a guy on a wheel chair.
Doesn't really make you look good.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958415 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)20:52:15') {

'>>10958414
>So if I got this right, you're about 4.5 times bigger than me, good for you.

>But bragging about size here is like being on a bike racing against a guy on a wheel chair.
Doesn't really make you look good.
This desu. That dude is bragging about being way bigger than the average on a thread about dicks way smaller than the average. lol'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958418 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)20:56:52') {

'>>10958414
>>10958415
Hey, I thought you got off that kind of stuff. What if I told you I'm a girl and I was talking about my bf's cock?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958424 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)21:00:16'  && image=='1630227727125.jpg') {

'>>10958418
I wasn't really complaining, just pointing out the obvious.

>What if I told you I'm a girl and I was talking about my bf's cock?
That would be much better IMO, I'll pretend that was the case. A guy bragging to other guys doesn't have the same vibe to it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958445 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)21:24:49') {

'>>10958418
>Hey, I thought you got off that kind of stuff.
Not when its a male, as the other anon said. Being a size queen etc comes off better than a dude bragging'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958529 && dateTime=='04/05/24(Fri)23:35:44') {

'>>10957651
Oh yeah, pephop is goated for sph stuff. For me personally, I mess with the scenario and personality till it's just right. Idk how you steer stuff tho?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958788 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)06:45:04'  && image=='1711787766211335.png') {

'>>10955947
aww is the little dicklet loser not able to accept the superiority of big black dicks?

what a shame.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958805 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)07:33:57') {

'>>10958276
That's why so much SPH tends to just have the guy get pantsed or something and publicly exposed and why I find that genre to usually be the best.
It requires the least assumptions and leaps in reality, and isn't cuckshit.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958882 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)09:42:03') {

'>>10958414
10.41 length and 9.9 girth? That's 81 cubic cm. 8 inches by 6 inches is 375.6 cubic cm. He's 4.64 times larger than you.

>>10958415
It's funny how defensive people get when this is literally part of the fetish.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958961 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)12:04:08') {

'>>10955947
>I hate how much of this fetish is blacked cuckshit

Agreed.
There are VERY few Black people in Japan yet, they occupy 98% of NTR and small penis humiliation stories.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10958963 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)12:06:27') {

'>>10958882
>>10958418
>Hey, I thought you got off that kind of stuff.
>It's funny how defensive people get when this is literally part of the fetish.
We're into sph, we're not gay. It doesn't stir anything in me when a guy is doing it, and it's always really obvious when a guy is LARPing in these threads.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959052 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)13:45:30') {

'>>10956141
Not at all considering you're into SPH. More like hit the jackpot. I'm also 3.5" and it has been great. You know why? Because if you're a fat ugly loser, the SPH sucks because you're so disgusting people don't even want to think about it.

But if you're an in shape attractive dude? SPH galore.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959373 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)18:20:28') {

'>>10959052
I mentioned in the update post I'm actually 2.7 inches
>Not at all considering you're into SPH. More like hit the jackpot.
I'm not really into SPH, well, not at the moment and certainly not without a girlfriend accepting of my size. My ex "didn't mind" but shortly after cheated on me with bigger-sized guys.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959593 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)23:21:01') {

'>kissless virgin all my life
>always confused by everyone's dicks looking bigger than mine, not a common occurrence but
>find this thread yesterday, feeling better i'm not alone, but still scared to measure my dick
>measure today 5.8 centimetres, 2.28" smallest size itt
serious question, can i even have sex? some anons use sleeves and i believe they make all the difference, but what about without them?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959621 && dateTime=='04/06/24(Sat)23:48:30') {

'>>10959593
I'm a bit more than an inch bigger than you, and I will say that I struggled pretty hard with most positions. Missionary was doable sometimes, but even then I would frequently slip out and it was difficult in general. I've heard that doggy style is doable for some smaller guys, but my gf is on the thick side and her ass is too big for me to do it. Honestly, a sleeve is the way to go regardless. I've been using one since October and it has been so much better'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959644 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)00:34:16') {

'>>10959621
>my gf is on the thick side and her ass is too big for me to do it.
yeah, i'm into thicker woman almost exclusively, and after realizing how small my pecker is and how much I love big asses, plump thighs and fat pussies, i'm struggling to think of a position where i could even insert the head'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959936 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)10:14:23') {

'>>10959593
You can do missionary if you have the girl prop pillows under her hips until you're able to fit it in and do some shallow thrusting, that's what I do with my wife. She won't get much out of it, but you can enjoy yourself and it is technically sex.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959965 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)10:40:19') {

'>>10959936
thanks for the tip. i assume with how small our cocks are, if we try to cum inside we will shoot the semen right at the entrance and it's gonna get pushed out right? like the fake porn creampies?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10959990 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)11:19:49') {

'>>10955734
I'm nearly 6.5" which by all accounts isn't small, idk why I even have this fetish. I just like women talking down to me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960055 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)12:18:53') {

'>>10959990
6" here. For me, it's knowing that there are massive ones out there, kinda like the expression "there's always a bigger fish." When we were drunk sometime ago, my wife let it slip that one of her old boyfriends was really girthy, and that got my dick going. Now we're using dildos and sleeves, and the sex has never been better.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960057 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)12:20:57') {

'>>10960055
Using a sleeve with a 6" cock is just pathetic man.
This is a fetish for me but I'd never let it bleed over into my real life.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960062 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)12:28:32') {

'>>10960057
You say pathetic, but as I already said, wife and I love it. Seems like sour grapes on your part, dude.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960102 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)13:11:12'  && image=='1482970308890.jpg') {

'>>10959593
>serious question, can i even have sex
Yes you can but that may not be all that satisfying to your gf. Also, even with a small size you can get a girl pregnant so don't let your guard down.
Missionary works the best for us, in other positions my dick slips out easily. The amazon is also good but she's not fond of it "Too much work" she says.

>but what about without them?
My sexual life is before and after I got my sleeve and I now use a strap-on. The first penetration orgasm I was able to give my gf was thanks to my sleeve, can't recommend it enough.
Get one made out of platinum silicone, also called medical-grade silicone. Be prepared to spend some money, do your research.

>>10960055
>Now we're using dildos and sleeves, and the sex has never been better
Your 6'' is already a good size, my sleeve is 6'' and my strap-on is 7''.
Unless you're like over 8'' massive, I think every man could benefit from a small size increase. Bigger size means bigger stimulation and every woman likes that.
So I think you're doing a good service for your wife by using a sleeve.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960115 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)13:25:39') {

'>>10959644
Yep, welcome to the club. We do a lot of oral, I don't bother with traditional sex unless I'm wearing the sleeve. My gf isn't even really a size queen necessarily, even though I know the last guy she was with is very hung, but without having a larger size myself it makes penetrative sex very difficult. Her thighs and ass cheeks literally block me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960136 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)13:43:09') {

'>>10960102
>I think you're doing a good service for your wife by using a sleeve.
Thank you, anon. That other dude just seems like he's seething.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960200 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)14:37:21') {

'>>10959373
and yet you're just hanging out on SPH threads on 4chan...k...how about you just fuck off'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960225 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)15:05:34') {

'>>10960200
A 2.7in is small even for these threads, that's a micro penis (or very close to one). I think a healthy pre-teen is this size or bigger.
Maybe he's having a tough time getting over it and with that size, I understand.
For that anon, this is hardest blackpill to swallow but your mind will be free when you accept it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960336 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)17:16:34') {

'>>10960115
>I don't bother with traditional sex unless I'm wearing the sleeve. My gf isn't even really a size queen necessarily, even though I know the last guy she was with is very hung, but without having a larger size myself it makes penetrative sex very difficult.
does she play with you about your size vs her ex, or with and without the sleeve? sounds like prime sph material to me
>Her thighs and ass cheeks literally block me
the struggle of liking big curves, amen brother

>>10960200
i think he's realising his size difference and coming to terms here, while you're seething at him for not being already part of the sph gang'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10960558 && dateTime=='04/07/24(Sun)22:09:15') {

'>>10960336
Oh for sure, shes gotten me to where i really love it now. She enjoys playfully teasing me about my size, especially as compared to her ex since the sleeve makes me almost his size apparently. And she knows that it turns me on too, so it's a win-win.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961211 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)12:07:02') {

'>>10960558
If you don't mind me asking, what are your dimensions with the sleeve on?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961308 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)13:37:40') {

'>>10960558
How long can you go without the sleeve before cumming vs with the sleeve?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961589 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)19:11:10') {

'>>10961211
With the sleeve, I'm a bit over 7" long and about 5.5" girth, so its a pretty big upgrade. And it definitely satisfies her.

>>10961308
I am honestly pretty quick usually, about a minute or two without the sleeve, sometimes less depending on the circumstances. But with the sleeve on it's a lot longer, its actually kind of nice because I'm way way less sensitive then so I can usually go as long as she needs me to'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961828 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)23:40:06') {

'>>10961589
>I am honestly pretty quick usually, about a minute or two without the sleeve, sometimes less depending on the circumstances
I'm starting to get the idea we guys with small dicks tend to cum very quickly. I wonder why that is, if it's in part from, no pun intended, little penetrative sex in our sex lives (without a sleeve of course)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962122 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)07:53:49') {

'>>10958168
What is she saying in the 0-5cm range?
Attempts to translate it says 'are you one of the four heavenly kings?''
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962160 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)09:41:12') {

'Men with a less than 5 inch dick should wear panties';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962162 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)09:43:01') {

'>>10962160
What about cartoon boys briefs? Still boys just not men'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962166 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)09:55:24') {

'>>10962162
no, dont need the open slit. small dicks may as well just be girls'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962231 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)11:33:19') {

'>>10962160
what about men with less than half of that? should we wear pink thigh highs too?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962258 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)12:04:42') {

'>>10955734
i have an 8 incher but still have a small penis humiliation fetish because i got into it when i was a young teenager and hadn't hit puberty yet
still a kissless handholdless virgin though so it doesn't really matter'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962262 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)12:13:53'  && image=='42_Mar04.png') {

'this chart really puts in perspective how even guys with their average 5 inch cocks are hung as fuck versus my barely over 2 inch dick
>>10962258
you can masturbate like us dicklets by lightly pinching your dick instead of stroking it with your whole hand'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962531 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)17:09:08') {

'>>10962122
"Ugh, what are you getting hard for? Gross~"
It's してんの, not してんのう'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962577 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)17:44:19') {

'>>10955734
Late anchor post, for those looking to share
>how big are you?
>how did you get this fetish?
>which aspects of the kink appeal to you, and which don't?
>how does it affect your relationships?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962605 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)18:16:46') {

'>>10962577
I'm >>10960055. I'll re-answer just to make this easier with the anchor.

>>how big are you?
6" x 4.5"
>>how did you get this fetish?
I think it really started when I started puberty and my dick grew slower than the rest of me. I'm about 6'2", and didn't grow too much in height after 15, but my dick didn't finish growing until I was almost 21. My hands are about 4 inches wide, so compared to my body or in my hand, my dick looked tiny.

I posted in a /b/ thread back before /soc/ existed, and people were mocking it because of how small it looked proportionally, and that sparked something. After I was fully grown down there, the kink switched to being the smallest guy in a given situation/fantasy.
>>which aspects of the kink appeal to you, and which don't?
I like the female pleasure aspect. Like, I know my wife loves me for who I am, and how I make her feel mentally and emotionally, but I think it's sexy and it brings me pleasure when she gets to experience a more full/deep sensation during sex than what my dick or fingers alone can provide. Watching her make different faces or hearing her make different noises when we use dildos and sleeves is the hottest thing in the world to me.

I dislike mean and demeaning SPH. Dick size is out of any guy's control, and so any teasing should be playful, not mean-spirited. Now, if the dude's into it, more power to him, but it ain't for me.
>>how does it affect your relationships?
Well, my wife is getting in touch with an aspect of her sexuality she didn't really know about before I brought it up, and we both love it. As crazy as it may sound, our sex life has never been better in the almost 15 years we've been a couple.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962614 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)18:24:55') {

'>>10962231
transition. cut it off and take estrogen'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962863 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)23:37:21') {

'>>10962614
i'm not fucked in the head'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963059 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)05:37:06') {

'troons are fucking disgusting';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963144 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)09:03:46') {

'>>10962258
Don't worry about being a virgin, it will happen eventually. Also it's all overrated'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963201 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)11:14:08') {

'>>10962863
taking estrogen is not owned by the trans cult'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963204 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)11:19:25'  && image=='1712762353404.jpg') {

'Could we get back to the important shit and not get derailed?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963208 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)11:31:29'  && image=='1712763077194.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963238 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)12:09:37'  && image=='1712765366815.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963280 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)13:14:53') {

'>>10963204
me on the right, down to the cock size!
honestly with how little action my weenie has seen its entire life, i'd be willing to have a girl that would get her pussy stretched by real dicks on the side just so my dick could even get a few handjob or footjob strokes 5 times a day, while she compares my shrimpy dick to the 3x bigger ones she gets railed by. essentially a fwb that does sph by comparing to her other fwbs'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963393 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:07:39') {

'>>10963280
So I take it you're more into the idea of chastity/netorase rather than other anons in here who use dildos and sleeves monogamously?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963450 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)15:52:29') {

'>people talk about sitting on toilet = dick touching bowl/water
>people with small dicks say theirs doesnt reach
...my flaccid dick is so small it just rests on top of my balls above seat level pointing horizontally out. i have to continuously hold it down so i dont just pee straight out over the seat onto the floor'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963482 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)16:23:55'  && image=='1712780619217.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963549 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)17:26:51'  && image=='1712784394536.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963566 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)17:42:17'  && image=='1712785297920.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963568 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)17:42:26') {

'>>10956210
The amount of women sexually into male humiliation is so small it’s negligible. Do not assume anyone here is actually a woman.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963679 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)20:07:31') {

'>>10963568
It's funny because it seems like gay guys are more into SPA/E than SPH.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963800 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)22:43:44') {

'>>10963450
Right? Happened so many times to me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963920 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)00:44:32'  && image=='1652139091556.jpg') {

'>>10962162
Tighty whities should be the standard for guys 5" and under. It should be so common that if you get a peek at a guy having tighty whities you pretty much know he's small. Girls can call you out if they see you're wearing other underwear and don't measure up. Wish tighty whities had the same cultural significance in japan as they do in america. They're effectively a cloth chastity cage.

>>10963679
I'm into bi-erotic shared submissiveness.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963942 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)01:14:27'  && image=='cdeb32b06932e7569be59c3852b0f552.jpg') {

'Might have had a hard time finding this one without browser history. Anyone happen to have the artist? Gelbooru: 4195680';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963956 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)01:34:44') {

'follow-up on my mention in the last thread of turning a gf into a size queen. Verbally, it mostly entailed praise for big ones but one time while shopping for toys together she commented, "They makes one that are smaller than five inches? What's even the point?". Said it with a mean little smirk that I loved. I doubt she meant it but saying that out loud clearly turned her on. I really wanted to foster it but it was a delicate balance of giving little nudges and only going as far as she seemed interested in going. Would've taken several more years for it to become something truly kinky, if it went anywhere at all';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963959 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)01:35:07') {

'>>10963393
>netorase
My FWB conditioned me to it in the way she acted. she was way shorter in height than me and she told me "your small dick matches my small pussy don't worry about it :)". We were FWBs far away and it was mostly nudes of her curvy body, vids and text with the occasional meetup.
As she entered university she became chubby and her libido really ramped up, and started having regular one night stands and some more FWBs while still being FWBs with me, and said "just found the reason why I bled during sex with the last 3 guys, my pussy can't stretch enough and keeps getting micro-tears during sex, No more sex w/o rubber, no more barebacks. They weren't even that thick... Except for you, your dick is small enough to not need a rubber lucky boy, and I know you'd go crazy using one ;)"
That was the moment she conditioned me into this. She'd sometimes only give me handjobs and footjobs because her pussy was sore almost every single day. When she'd be up for sex with me she'd start teasing me how different it felt vs her other FWBs and pointing out the size differences, but also enjoyed penetration being easier with me. She was bratty as fuck and teased me on how easy it was for me to just shove it all balls deep, how I can never fill her balls deep while all her other daddies took a while to stretch her and bottom out not even balls deep, and as a result she'd get roughed up and spanked her fat ass as punishment. One time the middle of it she even said "when I got barebacked I could feel their cumshots hitting my cervix. When you cum balls deep I always feel the cum midway lol".
One day we found out I could even fuck her when she wasn't aroused at all, provided I coated my dick and her pussy in Vaseline. She spent the entire day teasing me my shrimpy dick was so tiny that I could suddenly penetrate her (with lube on my dick) and it wouldn't hurt, with me me getting instantly hard again and repeating the whole thing again and again. Was fun while it lasted.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963970 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)01:48:25') {

'>>10963393
>>10963959
>So I take it you're more into the idea of chastity
absolutely not
>rather than other anons in here who use dildos and sleeves monogamously?
the "on the side" was my dick thinking as I typed that post. Were I to have another partner, I'd 100% use a sleeve now. I've always had a very high sex drive as I've been horny almost every day since 15 years of age, and it's not easy to find a partner with a matching sex drive, even more so for monogamous relationships. I am sure I lucked out real big on that story and she was "only" a FWB. Mismatched sex drives always screw up relationships at some point.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963971 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)01:48:43') {

'>>10963942
https://exhentai.org/g/1307616/dcc110ff1c/
That's the CG set, but the captions in your pic are OC.
Artist is Akamichi / 朱道'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963982 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)02:04:19'  && image=='b1aac26915b04941e1428d8336d7a287.jpg') {

'>>10963971
Thank you, way too cool'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10964193 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)09:34:06') {

'>>10963970
>on the side" was my dick thinking as I typed that post.
Why not give into it, Anon?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10964323 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)12:40:44') {

'>>10964193
with a non-serious relationship only aimed to relief my sexual needs (with a FWB)? sure
with a serious relationship involving genuine love and care towards the other beyond sexual gratification? no, id rather leave that very specific way of satisfying a non-major fetish out of it. I'm a footfag at heart and smellfag to pair with, so a pair of used smelly socks? You see, you can just give this kind of thing to a smellfag and they will be thrilled. If a girlfriend wanted to do sph on me, I'd enjoy, but I don't want to fall into the cuckholding rabbit hole'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10964759 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)20:44:56'  && image=='79.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10964819 && dateTime=='04/11/24(Thu)21:35:37') {

'>>10963450
happens to me too man
its humiliating'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10964941 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)01:55:54') {

'Sorry if off topic, but I have recently become interested in making myself a premature ejaculator. I found a few reddit threads about training for this. Doing things like only masturbating with 1 finger and only to clothed pictures to make myself more sensitive.

What I'm wondering is, if this is just a meme or if you can actually train yourself to become prejac? I am leaning towards the side of it being a meme, but I think I'll try to masturbate like this for a while and see if anything happens. Anyone ever tried this or have any experience with this. I just think it would be very hot to cum really quickly or to even have a hands free orgasm. Thanks'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965072 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)04:13:59') {

'>>10964941
never touch the inside of your foreskin, never expose the inside of your foreskin to the air nor water, dont masturbate for a week, only masturbate with your foreskin, and tease your penis to orgasm. If you didnt orgasm, try to the next day. you can play with your foreskin, but only on the outside. The moment you are able to ejaculate without using the most sensitive parts of your penis, you should be very sensitive'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965251 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)10:12:46') {

'>>10965072
Well the thing about that . . . that’s kind of what I’ve been doing all my life but I’m still not prejac

>be me
>uncut
>only ever masturbated rubbing the outside of my foreskin
>head of penis is literally so sensitive that it hurts to touch
>head of penis has gotten less sensitive over time, but is still mostly uncomfortable to touch

More recently I’ve been able to cum using an onahole, but before that I literally couldn’t because it hurt too much due to over sensitivity. Sorry to blogpost but I don’t think this method will work for me, but thanks for the advice anon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965525 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)16:43:08') {

'>>10965251
are you me?
I manage to jerk off peeled if using tons of lube, it feels way more intense but I can't say it feels better. The D is very raw and sore afterwards too'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965537 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)16:53:47') {

'>>10965525
So you guys get sore if you jerk off peeled even with tons of lube ? I'm always sore unless i use vaseline, dry masturbating feels ass and I need so much strenght. Love the sheen it gives to my tiny dick too, it's like its proud to stand up despite being so tiny. With vaseline I cum ultra quickly with just a finger or two and I love that'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965592 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)17:41:06') {

'>>10965537
I'd love to come up to a chubby woman, show my 6.6cm hard cock to her and tell her It's plapping time, only for me to not even reach her holes and cum from having her voluptuous body milk me dry'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965964 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)01:12:43') {

'>have SPH fetish
>super into femdom
>basically unable to finish unless I’m fantasizing about my partner laughing at me and degrading me
Just one problem
>8 inch penis
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR, SEX ISNT EVEN ENJOYABLE I CANT FINISH I JUST WANT TO BE INSULTED'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966118 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)04:39:38') {

'>>10965964
What about big penis humiliation?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966135 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)05:50:13') {

'How many people were not into sph at first, when a girl said you were small you were in denial "shes just mad or saying the most generic insult" or angry or upset, but eventually grew into it?

Be honest, were anonymous anyway. This was how it happened to me, but I wonder how many people got into sph whos path was not like this. Especially people with dicks on the larger side who likely never got told they were small'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966223 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)07:39:31'  && image=='765tyjuiytr.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966378 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:32:49') {

'>>10966135
she said it was small but i wasn't much angry, just a bit sad'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966382 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:35:54') {

'>>10966135
>How many people were not into sph at first, when a girl said you were small you were in denial "shes just mad or saying the most generic insult" or angry or upset, but eventually grew into it?
Kinda? I mean I remember always having the size insecurity in the back of my mind, since learning that dick size is a thing, when I was like 8. My first memory of actually considering sph hot was when a girl called it "as tiny as a chinese child's" on Omegle. I kinda got angry, but then the more I thought about it, the more it turned me on. To be fair though, statistically speaking I'm definitely not small.

>Be honest, were anonymous anyway. This was how it happened to me
Story?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966386 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:36:56') {

'>>10966378
How did it happen? How did you react?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966421 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)11:21:43'  && image=='vaginal depth.png') {

'>>10958424
I'm convinced at over 20 cms is painful or outright impossible to do full penetration.
I'm 170cm tall, [spoiler] 20cms long and it reaches my belly button when fully erect[/spoiler].
The vaginal canal, unaroused, reaches a third way up the belly, and maybe half-way up when aroused.
At 10cms you are already filling her up, only not "stretching" anything.

How this ties up to the post I'm replying to?
picrelated shows at 25cm she's deep into pleasure. But at 25 you're way past her belly button, she's not in pleasure, you pierced her organs, she's dying.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966442 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)11:38:10'  && image=='IMG_4372.jpg') {

'>>10962577
>how big are you?
About 1.5 cm hard, and a little less than 1 cm soft.
>how did you get this fetish?
I’m a FTM tranny who developed it to cope with not being able to sexually penetrate.
>which aspects of the kink appeal to you, and which don't?
What appeals to me is the disappointment of the girl when she realizes that you can’t fuck her like she wants. The fact that you can’t live up to her expectations at all and should be punished and ridiculed for it. What doesn’t appeal to me is any content where the girl actually touches and pleasures the tiny dick. Ideally, she should pull my pants down, expecting a real cock that can fuck, and then pull them back up with a disappointed look on her face and not touch it at all, because my tiny little nub doesn’t deserve that. She would also make me worship her feet, eat her out, and do physical labor for her, because that’s all I’m good for.
>how does it affect your relationships?
I have never mentioned my fetish to anyone irl, but I know that mentioning it would definitely reduce the pool of women that would want to fuck me by a great amount, since its such a niche thing. I just wish I had a real penis.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966489 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)12:33:56'  && image=='035aed07ad7def97a835a534f69b1375.jpg') {

'>>10966421
Im this anon >>10956734

Your assumptions aren't entirely correct. The amount she adapts you can change a LOT (including closer to you for you smaller guys), before when I was more insecure about my shit I would intentionally hover around only 3-4 inches in to get a 'bad' reaction from my ex back then'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966551 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)13:36:46') {

'>>10965964
same but im a virgin'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966604 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)14:27:50') {

'>>10965964
big penis humiliation exists. either be a prejac or fuck her like a bunny'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966614 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)14:48:51'  && image=='1484624285013.jpg') {

'Or just don't get hard at all.
I had ed from too much porn for a while, I'm now better (mostly).
And yeah, it affected my relationship but I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966768 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:34:31') {

'>pre estrogen
~4 inches
>estrogen + flat cage
~1.5 inches, total erectile dysfunction.
I'm honestly considering getting some estrogel for topical use. I wonder just how small it can get with some direct exposure to estrogen.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966769 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:36:58') {

'>>10964941
The one finger method works in terms of reducing time to orgasm. i've gotten a couple "what, already?" from my partner since I used to take such a long time. I dont know if you can ever get to the point of being super premature. I never have the dedication to continue.

As for changing what you look at. I'm sure that would allow you to become more easily aroused at less revealing stuff, but again I dont know if you could ever get to the point of cumming in your pants.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966772 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:40:03') {

'>>10965072
>>10965251
I also used to have this exact same thing, and I was never a prejac actually the opposite. But It is actually pretty easy to fix. Just rub the head of your penis in the shower everyday. Obviously more than you need to clean it. I know that its super intense, but you only have to do it a little each day. I got to the point where it is no longer uncomfortable to touch.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966815 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)19:30:00') {

'>>10966442
>>10966768
small penises look the best when covered by foreskin all the time, even if they are phimotic, so stretch those foreskins'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966821 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)19:32:36') {

'>>10966768
estrogen doesnt shrink it per se, it just makes it harder to get it up. this can be mitigated (i.e. keeping your full size) by getting it hard daily so it retains its ability to stiffen up. doing the opposite and keeping your little stubby safely tucked away like you're doing is the best way to make it nice and small. you're doing a great job, keep it up'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966843 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)20:10:35') {

'>>10966815
I have always had phimosis. The shrinking from my cage and estrogen has certainly made it more prominent. I like having a little penis with ed, but the amount of phimosis I have now is actually pretty embarrassing. It also makes it pretty hard to close my flat cage without pinching any skin.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966858 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)20:35:10') {

'>>10966843
>the amount of phimosis I have now is actually pretty embarrassing
doesn't it go hand in hand with the sph?
>It also makes it pretty hard to close my flat cage without pinching any skin.
i wonder if there are no cages made with small dick long foreskins in mind'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966861 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)20:40:54') {

'>>10966858
>doesn't it go hand in hand with the sph?
Oh absolutely. It is just that having a tiny dick is sort of its own kind of humiliation.
Having severe phimosis is another. It makes it look like it stopped growing when it was a little kid, so I guess the humiliation just has a different tone to it.
>i wonder if there are no cages made with small dick long foreskins in mind
It is not that much of a problem really. I did learn pretty quick to be very careful with it due to the extra skin. I do not know if it would even be possible to design a flat cage that was friendly to people with phimosis are were just generally not cut.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966873 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)21:02:01') {

'>>10966861
>Having severe phimosis is another
how severe?
i have a micropenis too, but my circumcision was done improperly and the skin where the frenulum used to be can't stretch properly. Being hard hurts sometimes if the dick presses the scar or the area mentioned above, I can only masturbate if I don't retract the tiny bit left over the glans, it feels extremely dull, and the circ scar becomes taut if I retract what's left partially and really taut if I retract fully, so I'd unironically be better off if I had a foreskin with phimosis, and it would look much better too.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966878 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)21:12:43') {

'>>10966873
I'm not cut and have always had phimosis. It used to just be at the point where once I got hard I needed to pull back the skin to expose the head. Just being erect would not do that naturally. Now that it has shrunk and has ed, I think like 1/4 of my length now is just empty skin that has not shrunk at pace with the inner muscle.
I do not think it looks nice. As I said, it looks more like it does from when I was a kid pre-puberty.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966884 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)21:25:21') {

'>>10966878
you will find a woman accepting of you as you are that will enjoy your weenie, never give up bro
for me my dick used to be always exposed before being a teen, and instead of the cock becoming bigger, it just got slightly thicker instead, but the foreskin around it didn't grow longer and neither did it grow wider in the circ scar.
currently looks ok if im limp sice it's even, sure looks like a pre-puberty penis too but can't complain considering everything else, weird when I'm hard because the circ scar tightens the glans, and really weird and uneven when i pull it back, hurting too. That's why I'd really rather be uncut with phimosis, would win more than I'd lose'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966890 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)21:35:12') {

'I have a fetish for this even though my dick is 6.5" and girthy.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967024 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)00:34:01') {

'>>10962160
anything less than 4 inches should be in diapers'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967029 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)00:38:47') {

'>>10966890
>I have a fetish for this even though my dick is 6.5" and girthy.
same but bigger'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967042 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)00:49:23') {

'>>10967024
Gross anon. I'm very much team panties.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967044 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)00:53:57'  && image=='image0.jpg') {

'>>10967042
they're for babydick losers who can't stop ejaculating in their pants, it's fitting for micropeens like them'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967263 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)07:41:41') {

'Can someone recommend eroticas like Alex's shit day? I also heard there were some great sph stories on pastebin, but they were deleted. Does anyone have the backups?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967444 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)12:24:47') {

'>>10967263
There’s some on Choya. It’s a choose your own route thing. Anyone can make a new route. There was a Fate one that had some interesting routes, laste update was 2 weeks ago'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967452 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)12:35:00') {

'>>10967444
Like to the Fate one: https://chyoa.com/story/Fate-SPH.49656

and here’s a link to something extra, has a sweet ending https://www.literotica.com/s/a-trio-of-mean-girls'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967463 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)12:44:47') {

'>>10967263
Guy who commissioned that story, lost a few of the first stories from said writer due to the purge but have the ones where she gave a document for the stories. Uploaded Alex's shit day to Dropbox.

https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/dfc1kisgcq57hfq5ri7ml/Alex-s-shit-day-part-1.pdf?rlkey=94ie2as3gb6moq3jehbfceu0o&dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/7jiqt0dki1mwcsnwmephi/alex-s-shit-day-part-2.pdf?rlkey=xw16vkz5vk5tdiz0z6obv78mg&dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/gg95dg690gi1757tech4d/Alex-s-shit-day-epilogue.pdf?rlkey=io4b2hmfr65iemjb0d1mlc1df&dl=0

Enjoy, and if anyone knows good writers that do sph, tell me. I commission sph often but I'm sure most of it isn't for everyone's taste, given what I commission, also was the one who commissioned some sph futa hentai as well as some of sekimen shoujo as well. If anyone has really good sph hentai, I might look into getting them translated in the future, but I am specific in my tastes so can't promise anything'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968091 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)21:13:30') {

'>>10967024
>>10967042
If I don't have any choice other than diaper or panties I would go with diapers.
I tried wearing them before and they're very comfy but get too hot after a while, still better than panties.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968367 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)01:42:31') {

'>>10967024
What about embarrassing little cartoon briefs? Can't I just be a boy instead of a baby or a girl? Just as embarrassing as diapers except at least I can control my bladder'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968445 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)03:36:33') {

'>>10968091
Id rather have ( female ) panties'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969004 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)16:08:07'  && image=='strapon.jpg') {

'Blog post.
In the last thread, I said I was going to report back after trying my new strap-on with my gf and just recently got the chance to do it.
Short story is my girlfriend loved it. Until that day I mostly used a 6'' sleeve for penetrative sex and after ejaculation (or just after some time) the sleeve slipped off because my erection wasn't strong enough to keep it in place.

This strapon is bigger with 7'', for the first time in our relationship she asked me to slow down and she had more than one orgasm.
This thing was a game changer for us and we already used it twice in a single week. For comparison, we usually had sex two or three times a month.

The downside is that I basically don't feel anything but I think that's helps because I can keep going for longer and seeing her enjoying the sex really makes me feel good.
When she's satisfied, I take it off and finish on her and it's evident how she's loose from the strap-on when I got with my dick and that makes it even hotter.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969332 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)22:13:35') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969408 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)23:34:11') {

'>>10963450
Who the fuck pisses sitting down'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969438 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)00:09:45') {

'>>10969004
Good job anon. Enjoy it, I bet one day you're gonna turn her into a size queen, if she isn't already one.
What did she say about it?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969749 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)08:24:03'  && image=='1479801073081.jpg') {

'>>10969438
>turn her into a size queen
Not trying to turn her into a size queen, I'm just want to pleasure her as much as I can.
When I commented I could go bigger
>No, I'm almost at my limit. This size is perfect
She then thanked me for being so devoted.

>What did she say about it?
Not her exactly words but when we were done, she said
>Oh wow... it felt... so real, so full. I loved it... I love you Anon.

When you're small, you have to up your skill game.
Before using toys I could only make her orgasm with oral. When doing missionary, I had to develop good hip movements to make the best use of my small tool.
This translated into a great experience with my strap-on. I could focus entirely on her since I didn't have to worry about the toy slipping off or losing erection near the end.

Now here's one thing I think was extremely hot. It was our second time using it.
I was having a bath and when I was done, I found the strap-on over my clothes. She placed it there.
I wore it and went to the bedroom and she was naked on the bed waiting for me with a smile.
Sex will be more frequent now for sure.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969931 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)11:36:14') {

'>>10969004
>>10969749
You know anon, overall this sounds both fun and wholesome, I'm glad for you guys. Hope you get to stretch her out every night from now on.
Just curious, how does it work for your dick? Is it like dangling below the strapon? Or does it have room inside the dildo?
You gotta admit, from the sph point of view, the situation is quite charged. Does she humiliate you?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969981 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:40:08') {

'I remember an anon claiming to be making an SPH game a few threads ago
Are you still alive anon?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969984 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:43:09'  && image=='00073-2029679587.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969995 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:55:19') {

'>>10969749
I'm the guy trying to turn his woman into a size queen, and I think I'm succeeding lmao. We got a new dildo that's 6" x 6.25", and to both of our surprise, she took it all right away with minimal lube. She says she prefers girth over length, so I'm going to get her an XS Boss Hogg. It's only XS compared to the gigantic models in the line. It's 6.5" x 6.8".'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970038 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)13:43:14'  && image=='dildo.jpg') {

'>>10969931
>Just curious, how does it work for your dick?
It's a hollow dildo.
You stick your dick into it and adjust the harness, this combination keeps it firmly in place even when you lose your your erection.

>Or does it have room inside the dildo?
The hollow part is a bit more than 4 inches, fits me well but leaves a small bit empty.

>Does she humiliate you?
She didn't until I asked her to.
Now she does jokes and comments about my size but nothing too extreme to put me down.
Stuff like "I can't tell if you're hard or not" or "Hey, at least you can wear the same briefs since your teens"

>Hope you get to stretch her out every night from now on.
Oh, I am.

>>10969995
>I think I'm succeeding lmao
Keep us posted. I'll keep this 7'' until she asks for more and by her reaction this may not happen anytime soon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970088 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)15:01:02') {

'tired of ctrl+f "sph" hitting "spherefags" in the catalog';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970338 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:50:17') {

'>>10970038
>"Hey, at least you can wear the same briefs since your teens"
I thought this was normal... is it not?....'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970501 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)23:42:04') {

'>>10969408
People who also have to shit.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970520 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)00:11:01') {

'>all these anons using big sleeves/dildos on their gfs to make their small dicks officially redundant
Nice. This should become the standard approach to sex for small guys.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970872 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)11:06:25') {

'>>10970520
Maybe this would make us smaller guys not as undesirable as we currently are. Rather have a gal tell me "5cm? Only with a sleeve thrice your size" than immediately dump me because of my penis size'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971561 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:47:06') {

'>>10970872
>immediately dump me because of my penis size
Has it happened to you?'
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}

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972440 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:11:16'  && image=='1713478264586.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972442 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:13:01'  && image=='1713478371666.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972456 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:26:40') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972820 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)01:28:53') {

'>>10971864
Stories?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973261 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:33:27') {

'>>10972820
it was just that, the story is as short as my penis'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973999 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:39:17'  && image=='IMG_4968.jpg') {

'i might be a weird case because i have a 6.5 inch dick but i find sph/penis shrinking really hot for some reason. I’ve had this idea for a while now because I really love paizuri, but I imagined a world where every time you get a paizuri you’d lose 0.1 inches and the girl would grow bigger by a cup size. but to make things more interesting a girl who is extra skilled could take an entire inch from you in one go and add a much bigger cup size to herself';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974078 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)05:27:54'  && image=='hentai_forced_pen-83119.jpg') {

'>>10973999
That sounds like a winsome idea, thanks for sharing anon.

Couldn't find this edit on Gelbooru anymore. sph-chads I'm not feeling so good...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974197 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)09:02:22') {

'>>10973999
>i could only have 25 paizuris until it got too small for more
does the foreskin shrink as well? because if not, i'd bottom out my dick with constant foreskin paizuri'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974264 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)10:30:28') {

'>>10963450
It will never touch the water unless you're American or have a half chub and really tall water.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974303 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)11:26:40') {

'>>10963450
>my flaccid dick is so small it just rests on top of my balls above seat level pointing horizontally out.
Same, my flaccid dick is slightly smaller than my whole thumb and this happens every single time, otherwise i wet my balls too'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974353 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:26:22') {

'>>10965964
im reading this thread out of curiosity but i have a 7 incher here, also super into femdom. it’s a win win. there’s a million other ways you can humiliate yourself, or give your partner fuel to humiliate you. my girlfriend blindfolds me, makes me wear a maid outfit or cat ears, and always has me lick and kiss her feet before i fuck her. sex is good, she’s satisfied, im satisfied, win win

there’s also denial… prejac too. they’re in the same ballpark. sometimes she doesn’t let me cum for like a week, and then giggles and teases me as she watches me struggle to keep fucking her without cumming instantly. she thinks my moans sound cuter with her socks in my mouth too

i understand where ur coming from but you really don’t actually want your partner genuinely laughing and insulting you and thinking ur a dicklet loser who cant satisfy her. i certainly don’t want that. i’m more than happy with my dick size and the million different options there are for femdom/humiliation sex. just explore em dude'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974358 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:31:12') {

'>>10974353
>you really don’t actually want your partner genuinely laughing and insulting you and thinking ur a dicklet loser who cant satisfy her.
I'm this anon >>10956734 and wish I could experience at least temporarily, I've fallen into a routine of having a nearby condom resting in ice that I can use to temporarily make my dick smaller, most of my ex's didn't understand everytime I'd try and get them into it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974370 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:42:43') {

'>>10974353
i wish any of my exes did as much foot stuff as yours lol, your's femdom sounds pretty nice'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974578 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:41:01') {

'>>10966604
This does it for me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974584 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)16:47:13') {

'>>10974358
There's no way your dick is 26cm long by 17cm around, there are literally people online offering money to whoever can prove they have a real dick that big that isn't deformed.
Provide proof'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10975249 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)08:54:10'  && image=='pag 1 comm.png') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10975250 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)08:55:16'  && image=='comm part 2.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10975252 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)08:55:59'  && image=='comm part 3.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10975279 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)09:58:21'  && image=='1594468508283.png') {

'>>10958788
i don't give a shit about the race baiting but can you please not defile my sacred micropeen thread with your shitty ai art'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10976402 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)12:00:30'  && image=='1713801615189.jpg') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10976530 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)14:52:46') {

'>>10976402
[spoiler]I feel like this has potential for a BPH edit[/spoiler]'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977078 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)23:47:32'  && image=='1694349903029522.png') {

'>>10964941
It's not a meme. I found it relatively easy to get to 1 to 3 minutes, which is what some definitions go by. If you want to go further then that is when it can get hard. Every so often there are hard walls that will stop any progression so if you're not willing to compromise it will never happen.
You'll learn a lot about your body and you might even surprise yourself. I started for fun and periodically tried different experiments, I was lazy about it and frequently undid my progress. I used to be able to go for hours so I think anyone can become one, but it's really easy to get back to your baseline. All it requires is falling into your old habits.
Here's a few ideas that I think are important: Timing yourself, setting a time limit and reducing it whenever you're successful, reducing physical stimulation over time, reducing/removing visual stimulation over time, attempting every other day (no more or less frequent), don't break the training otherwise it will set you back quite a bit.
I discovered this guide a while later but I didn't follow it closely, it's probably the best one I've seen.
https://reddit.com/user/sweetdangerous9249/comments/wokqtn/train_yourself_or_a_partner_to_cum_faster_coach/'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977771 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:13:35') {

'>>10975279
That is not AI art retard. But I will now spam actual AI art because you deserve it asshole.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10978538 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:24:47'  && image=='sample_9d2b6ce93eb06f40b5cfa8e6bf62d422.jpg') {

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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10978776 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:02:56'  && image=='037fac2bf024ecd9128419e88ffad223.png') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10979615 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:06:41') {

'>>10978776
It is kinda weird that most SPH involves typical looking or even muscular guys while femboys are most often drawn with massive 13 inch long cocks.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10979637 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)12:19:57') {

'>>10972442
>heart eyes
I wish I had a gf who loves my little bepis'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10980600 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)10:02:28') {

'>>10973999
Sauce Tino'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10980830 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:50:52'  && image=='This is Moe.png') {

'>>10979615
Gap moe, bro.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10980842 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:03:26') {

'>>10980830
True. Same reason 90% of futas are depicted as hyperdominant, muscular, basically just men with tits nailed on'
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}

if(sage && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10981073 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)18:51:23') {

'>>10974078
i always masturbate with two fingers like a pinch, thought using your whole hand was only possible if you have a big dick, guess i'm the small one sphbros'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10981379 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)00:07:46') {

'How can I teach a.escort how to do aSPH joi session(for me)?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10982583 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)22:37:09') {

'>>10981379
Women are natural penis size bullies anon, you don't have to teach them.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10983505 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)17:20:35'  && image=='a97e702f82432acf730a9bae06311d06.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10983931 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:42:30') {

'>>10982583
I have asked a few and they don't know what it is'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10983973 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)00:45:45') {

'>>10955734
the OP pic looks like a wikihow illustration'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10984128 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)04:22:40') {

'>>10983973
Kek, I can see it now.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10984130 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)04:30:33') {

'Weird thing is, my dick looks like that when it's soft. But I'm a 7.5 when I'm hard. Not even fake, I have freaked out girls with the sudden scale change.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10984352 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)11:16:48') {

'>>10984130
some other anon said the same, train your mental gymnastics enough to do sph and not get hard'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10984514 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)14:46:35') {

'>Maroyaka Dou's works are some of the hottest out there in terms of writing
>literally the worst art on the face of the Earth'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10984735 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:20:43') {

'im a complete sph cuckold
i feel guilty about it but its the truth
i want my hung best friend to fuck my future gf'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10984778 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)18:56:48') {

'>>10984735
That's fantastic, Anon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10985277 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)05:05:47') {

'>>10984735
My biggest fantasy is "the family of record-breakers".

The cuckold and bull are best friends since childhood. The cuckold has the smallest penis in the world, while the bull has the largest.

The wife has the biggest tits and/or ass in the world, and after much persuasion agrees to marry the two men.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10985421 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)09:23:37'  && image=='__reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_midori_niku__c9d2ac31d9bffe609fb6132c19e97627.png') {

'undefined';

}

}
}