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int postNumber = 10961365;
String image = '1712601217049297.jpg';
String date = '04/08/24(Mon)14:33:37';
String comment = 'I sometimes wonder how my sexuality would have developed if the internet hadn't existed';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961476 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)17:12:18') {

'>>10961365
Discovering breast expansion in 1996 doomed me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961585 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)19:02:59'  && image=='ezgif-4-4f1c871871.webm') {

'>>10961476
Truly THE gateway fetish'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961619 && dateTime=='04/08/24(Mon)19:52:04'  && image=='0050eed1f3c7918dab37f20b4d48299e.jpg') {

'>>10961365
I was almost certainly always going to be a sadomasochist. I found my dad's pornomags (you know, the old kind that were printed on paper) at the tender age of 10, and some of the pages featured a story+photos of two lesbians experimenting with a bullwhip and some wrist shackles while drunk from wine. I masturbated to that story and the photos many times years before Internet porn actually entered the picture. Also, this little German movie called Die Flambierte Frau might have played a part...

The VHS age definitely had enough material to fuck me up for good. I never stood a chance.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961938 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)01:14:09') {

'I've had a transformation "fascination" since kindergarten. I was always doomed.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961944 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)01:22:16'  && image=='234fg234f23f23f23f.png') {

'I just like abusing people. Went to a psychologist last year who told me basically every single sexual fetish I have is "abuse".
Sexual training, putting people under me, using them, even if it's mutual is a sign of someone who likes and is at risk of abusing people.
It's really nice, I find it hard to stop because everyone's consenting and it feels amazing, but I fear there might be something seriously wrong with me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961945 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)01:22:22') {

'>be teen
>discover tentacle porn
>wow that's crazy haha it's even straighter since there's no guy
>...
>haha I wonder what she's feeling as every one of her holes gets filled...
>I mean, I'm just wondering, that's all
>I guess I wouldn't mind being able to feel that, but since I'm imagining it from her perspective it's not gay haha
>....yeah
>yeah
>fast forward a decade and most of the time I fap I'm fantasizing about having my ass/throat stuffed full of cock'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961950 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)01:32:38') {

'>>10961365
Big booby blonde bimbos
Legit think that was all the rage pre-internet'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961959 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)01:39:44') {

'>>10961365
My sexuality would've been normal if it wasn't for fucking cartoons on Disney and Nickelodeon, even without the Internet I would've been fucked.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961962 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)01:41:33') {

'My earliest fantasies were BDSM related. And this was back in the 80s.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10961997 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)02:59:55') {

'>>10961944
Fuck that psychologist. Live your best life. It's okay to take control of people if they like it and you take good care of them.

Seriously. That psychologist is off his rocker. It's literally the most common fetish on earth. All of us want to either be giving it or receiving it. If you are actually a good dom, you're doing a service. There aren't enough of you for all of us and it's a hard job.

Tell me more about your fantasies.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962544 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)17:18:27') {

'at least it wasn't feet';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962732 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)20:47:58') {

'>>10961365
Alright, let's compare
>fetishes you got from the internet
>fetishes you got from real life
>how you got them'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962775 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)21:26:40'  && image=='1688606342546878.jpg') {

'I had a crush on a girl four years older than me when I was a freshman in college. She was kinda goth and had a big butt. That combined with Ivy from Soul Calibur 2 has given me a lifelong fetish for MILFs with big butts';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962825 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)22:33:45'  && image=='IMG_0895.jpg') {

'Saw this scene when I was 4 and had no hope.

I first ended up on here at age 14 in like 2010 and there was no going back from that. Somehow, /d/ was the healthiest part of my online sexual development.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962836 && dateTime=='04/09/24(Tue)22:46:33') {

'>>10962825
>2010 was 14 years ago
Make it stop'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10962910 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)00:28:22') {

'>>10962836
How do you think I feel knowing I have spent 50% of my life on this godforsaken board.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963020 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)04:22:19') {

'The animated gif of the googly-eyed yellow slime railing the girl from behind and reaching around to penetrate her throat. I'm sure you know the one, but e621 is down and I can't find it on gelbooru. That fried my brain permanently.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963030 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)04:39:47') {

'>>10962825
lol I forgot about this.
For me it was the Hercules t.v. show where Arachne pumps eggs down that dude's throat.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963045 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)05:04:14'  && image=='IMG_0903.gif') {

'>>10963020
lol the one from Viper? I also got fried from seeing it on Encyclopedia Dramatica as a kid. Just exposing how much of an olfag who was diseased with terminal cumbrain in middle school in this thread, apparently.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963047 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)05:08:26') {

'>>10963045
how much of an oldfag I am* I can’t read, apparently. Probably from the lifetime of degenerate hentai destroying my brain.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963051 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)05:21:16') {

'>>10963045
Yea I saw that when I was 13 and it turned me into a mesbian. Before that, I saw the female body as a natural outlet for male desires, but after that the female body was a game to be played for the highest possible score. Rapeslimes aren't real, at all, and yet I allowed my sexuality to be defined in contrast with them. I wanted to learn how to fuck harder than a rapeslime and that turned me into a major kinkster.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963053 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)05:25:31') {

'internet probably helped me like transformation, TSF, loli and oppai loli stuffs a lot. Alongside of milking girls, expanding their tits or even watching them with multiple breasts or even udders.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10963747 && dateTime=='04/10/24(Wed)22:06:43') {

'>>10962775
>>10961944
Behold great O-tama
https://files.catbox.moe/go8pro.jpg'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965721 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)20:18:10') {

'>>10961476
Me with La Blue Girl.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966681 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:37:15'  && image=='Test1_7573.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966683 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:38:02'  && image=='dfhbopp-bdb37383-b2b7-4a2c-bed6-d42545426183.gif') {

'>>10961585
Preach brother'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966688 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)16:40:41') {

'>>10961945
honestly, good taste, anon. Hope you get stuffed~'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966712 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)17:16:22'  && image=='1711296147092716.png') {

'>>10961959
Same, cartoons is what really did it in for me.
I grew up enjoying all sorts of cartoons where characters could harmlessly take their heads off or would lose their heads and that gave me a pretty massive thing for dullahan girls once I hit puberty.

That said, stuff on the internet allowed me to get into even weirder headless niches'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967100 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)02:20:58'  && image=='b7422d84846f1df71f99b24fff5ed36a.gif') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967849 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)17:05:58') {

'>>10961585
Remember watching all those trashy VH1shows with girls with implants trying to get money or date celebrities making fun of the girls with natural boobs then seeing breast expansion art being made fun of online and being like “wait… aren’t big boobs hotter?”
Then I discovered mangrowing like a year or two later and hyper BE with no limits is still my favorite fetish to this day'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968376 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)01:58:22') {

'>>10961365
Did any of you get realistic fetishes that you could act on IRL?
What's it like?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968432 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)03:26:11'  && image=='1713165732783.png') {

'>>10968376
Cosplay, with roleplay.
I'd need a dream girl willing to actually try it, but hypothetically possible.

I have so many more fetishes that are impossible though. Never going to experience a hucow farm or living clothes or consensual body snatching parasites.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968540 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)06:41:05') {

'>>10965721
Hah, my brother. I found a la blue girl clip on winmx, it was the dub and I remember the line 'my special little clitty' and the ensuing futa action and I was destined for degeneracy from that point on.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968611 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:33:22') {

'>>10961365
you would probably have sex then instead of being a virgin jerking off to weird shit'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968616 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:45:12') {

'>>10961476
Same, but like 2004.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968622 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)09:00:46') {

'>>10961944
Shut up Utena poster and go back watch Shaman King'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969177 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)19:06:53'  && image=='Magical_Milk_Fountain_P3_24bit.png') {

'I've been autistically fixated on TF for pretty much as far back as I can remember.

Also got someone to hogtie me around the age of 8, had my school friends handcuff me to a chair around the same time, and on one occasion asked my dad for a spanking.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969323 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)22:02:50') {

'>>10961365
A lot of my fetishes developed pre-internet. Goosebumps choose-your-own-adventure books and cartoons where the characters are corrupted or grow into giants were the first things that really turned me on.
I still remember the first time I used our dialup connection to search for anything that catered to those preexisting fetishes. Instead of finding what I initially was looking for, I found the BE Archive.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969416 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)23:48:29'  && image=='1711532382553636.jpg') {

'>Some of my favorite movies growing up were Tremors, Jurassic Park, Anaconda, and Starship Troopers
>One of my favorite games was Dino Crisis 2
>Had a soft spot for reptilian and insectoid monsters
>Some fucking how didn't at all damage my fragile child psyche and feel the emotion I'm supposed to when a girl is eaten by a monster

>Ended up as a vorefag anyway, but with the girls doing the eating because of Men in Black 2 and Dude Where's my Car

I have no idea how the fuck this happened, but I'm thankful it was the lesser that won'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969417 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)23:49:46') {

'>>10969416
*lesser evil'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969451 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)00:38:48') {

'>>10968376
Fat girls and older women.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969488 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)01:17:36') {

'>>10969177
The Witches fucked me up on TF stuff, plus I remember popping a boner to that awful American werewolf in Paris when the girl transforms and you see her breasts.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969720 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)07:50:44') {

'>>10961365
I was like 6 when I watched that Tom and Jerry episode with the special milk that Jerry drank to become invulnerable and super buff and I had a boner even at that age even though I didn't know why.

The Totally Spies muscle growth episode I was obsessed with and I even bought DVD's of that dumb show just to find it and never did.

For me I can say it's genetic. I just like muscle and dom/sub shit.'
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}

if(mrwriterfromd && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969838 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)10:34:32'  && image=='1038479274361.jpg') {

'>>10961365
I wouldn't have the job I have now without it and I love this job. Writing for a living has been my dream forever, now I get to do it. Didn't expect to be writing erotica but I'm happy.

Sometimes I do wonder if I would be in a normal relationship by now. It's not just your sexuality but the butterfly effect, you know? My whole life would be totally different if I hadn't been corrupted by this stuff. No way to know who I would be, if I'd be in a normal ass relationship with someone. Interesting to think about.

I don't mind. You weirdos are cool. I'm glad I get to hang out with you lot.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969935 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)11:48:32') {

'I think I got ruined by Modern Inventions, a Donald Duck cartoon. It is full of humiliation and forced stuff, and the cringiest of all, forced infantilism.
>fuck you, Disney'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969990 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:50:52') {

'I like to think I would have been mildly institutionalized in the early 20th century for my sexual obsession with navels.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969991 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:51:05') {

'>>10969838
What kind of erotica btw?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970052 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)14:06:41'  && image=='IMG_1193.jpg') {

'>>10969416
I feel this, lol.

The scenes in YGO where Joey was humiliated in a fur suit (ESPECIALLY the one with Kaiba where he talks down to him and tells him to “sit at your master’s feet, where you belong”) made me feel nothing for fur suits and furries (I thought the dog costumes were kind of weird, even), but HARDCORE gave me a fetish for humiliation.

MAJOR crisis avoided.

YGO also gave me a fetish for bondage but like, gestures to literally everything in that show'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970055 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)14:09:49'  && image=='zxc338093_345076_mind_Control_slut_mode.jpg') {

'>>10969177
>>10969720
I'm also gonna blame totally spies for my massive TF fetish though a lot of stuff had TF in it so the could also be compounded with it. Personally if the internet hadn't existed all that would mean is the degeneracy would just be internalized to repression or at least getting ones fix would be harder.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970522 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)00:11:31') {

'>"Lord of cost"

I said it sooner, my game, my win.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970625 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)02:47:40') {

'>>10961476
inflate123 truly doomed us'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970821 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)09:25:30') {

'My main fetishes developed when I was about 7 to 9. The internet had nothing to do with it so I was always gonna end up searching for things of that nature the second I got access to a computer. I was destined to become a /d/egenerate.';

}

}
}