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String comment = 'Thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.
The more pictures, the better!

>Question Of The Day
Do you have any particular fantasies that you associate with anal? Tell us about them.

Previous Thread: >>10959108
>FAQ - Please read before posting
https://rentry.org/analgenfaq

>Panty's Guide to Anal Training/Blowjobs
https://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m

>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Play
https://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/

>Regdude's Technical guide to anal
https://github.com/regdude/anal

>What's the lighter test?
It's a way to know if your Chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:
https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/

>Anon's Guide to Knotting
https://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide

>Say hello
https://tagmap.io/tag/analgen

>Sock & Condom Stretching
https://imgur.com/SJf78lU

>Anon does the math with J-Lube
https://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u
>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnon
https://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU

>Cleaning techniques and alternative methods
https://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy

>Mindgasm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pSzsx3NwIs

>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos):
https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965792 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)21:50:16'  && image=='f445bf2f26e811ffb98ed6600a31819c.jpg') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965805 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:07:25') {

'Are the vac u lock suction cups from Topped toys better than the ones from Hankey's? I'm not a fan of the one I have but I don't want to just buy the same thing.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965811 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:21:20'  && image=='24948b8e0aff758ef496bbcfd96a40b2.jpg') {

'>>10965805

I only have one from TT, but based on appearance alone I'd assume it's the exact same product as Hankey's suction cup. Sinnovator has a suction cup that's definitely different, so I'd look at that.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965814 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:23:53'  && image=='2024-04-02_14-17-46_3346f38bd27709684c8c.png') {

'The weak bend over for the strong';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965823 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:33:15') {

'>>10965789
You didn't leave any [Embed]s but you also didn't bother with a new thread question. Making progress!'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965828 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:37:25'  && image=='caffe4e45bce64677981bca4fcf2cf1c.jpg') {

'>>10965823
Woopsie!
I also forgot the subject.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965833 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:40:34'  && image=='2024-04-02_14-46-37_21847d2786e48f69eff1.png') {

'>Same QotD
Come on, OP'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965834 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:40:34') {

'>>10965811
Wow that actually looks perfect, thank you anon! I'll let you know if it's any better when it gets here.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10965836 && dateTime=='04/12/24(Fri)22:41:35') {

'Decide my next buttplug for me, sluts. Anything goes.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966051 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)03:03:37') {

'gyr8tor 2 i bought in the end of october wont charge anymore. piece of shit don't buy it.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966090 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)03:54:53') {

'>>10966051
>Imagine falling for it in the first place'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966100 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)04:13:04'  && image=='41ad1f7996a01da682b82a8ac9217e57.jpg') {

'>>10965789
>>10965792
>>10965814
>>10965833
AI porn is like stale bread. Please just open gelbooru there is more than enough hentai out there.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966101 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)04:15:34'  && image=='0f83482a71e426d4fbf5736503173e96.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966102 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)04:17:41'  && image=='fdd4389facfe14fdde3322c8738a4d08.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966103 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)04:18:14'  && image=='325168f68a8dd6f4a5b87a890b64dddd.png') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966104 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)04:18:45'  && image=='6fa615a5c9e6a4ee8092b145d0171708.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966105 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)04:19:17'  && image=='37c2caf795ff231c0aca79d87677fd8a.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966109 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)04:23:23') {

'>>10966100
It's reached the point where the well-done AI stuff is superior to most of what's on Gelbooru.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966110 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)04:25:58') {

'>>10966109
Then post the well-done AI stuff because the ones in this thread are awful.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966115 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)04:35:35'  && image=='1709403985531871.png') {

'I've gotten to a point where anal is less exciting than it usually is. Not to be annoying, but I have a dildo that basically gives me a prostate orgasm every single time I use it, but now I miss having a goal for anal. The dildo I use is quite large (at least by my standards) at 2.35inches in diameter and 11" in length. I also feel like since using this toy, it is the only thing that's been able to make me cum. Anyone else had this kind of situation before?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966134 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)05:49:43') {

'>get back into anal toys again
>work myself up to my regular toys
>they no longer prove to be an obstacle
>looking for something unrelated in my toybox
>find a much larger toy wrapped up

I wish I hadn't, but I made a basedface of excitement.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966220 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)07:38:32'  && image=='__weiss_schnee_and_yang_xiao_long_rwby_drawn_by_wangxiii__15e97d7626d1bd574ed18aca1dcafc18.jpg') {

'What's really the difference between anal and personal lube?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966251 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)08:29:03') {

'>>10966109
You're wrong, there's a blandness to all of it'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966371 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:29:09') {

'Just tried an aneros for the first time for about 30 mins. It's definitely interesting. It's a real different approach to anal that I'm not used to. I tried to relax and do the contractions. I feel like maybe I was feeling something build, but it'd vanish every time I'd focus on it. I can't even really describe what I was feeling. I'll keep trying it every now and then and see if I get better with practice. I imagine it takes a bit of work.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966373 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:31:06') {

'>>10966220
One is for you and one is for your anus.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966384 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:36:24') {

'>>10966115
I was worried I might be starting to get that way, almost the same situation as you except it's my first big dildo, at 10 in length and 2.5 in diameter.
I totally get what you mean by missing a goal, so I've made it my new goal to bury it all the way inside my ass, since orgasms are something that I achieve on the way to that. I've almost done it, I know I've reached past the bend but I'm still a couple inches short. Moving around, trying to find a way to get it deeper while it slides around and crushes my prostate feels heavenly.
What toy do you have by the way? It sounds great, mine might be a bit too thick but here it is in large:
https://www.mrhankeystoys.com/realistic/perfect-penis
Also my first "realistic" cock.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966387 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:39:27') {

'>>10966220
Anal lube is much thicker, to stay wet in an environment that doesn't self lubricate as much as a pussy.
Also, I think oil based lubes are not great for them?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966388 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:42:46') {

'>>10966115
I don't but I can see myself getting there. The thrill of anal for me isn't so much the physical pleasure but pushing myself more and more. There's only so far you can go before it just becomes dangerous or impossible, so I'm sure I'll end up there.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966390 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:44:30') {

'>>10966384
That is a very realistic looking dildo.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966397 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)10:58:34') {

'>>10966390
Yes, I was worried it would feel kind of gay but I realized how silly that was. At least it's not one of their cocks casted from a real person.
The texture feels extremely detailed and only slightly subtle, because of the girth you can feel every square inch of it. It gets slightly thicker in the middle, and the thickest part squeezes right against my prostate when it bottoms out before the bend. Fucking awesome.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966400 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)11:02:43') {

'>>10966220
One has a very high unmerited markup and the other doesn't.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966401 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)11:04:17') {

'>>10966397
Yeah I've never wanted to fuck a man, but I've always wanted to try a realistic dildo so it was a pretty big thing for me when I got one. I think the fact that it looks like a real dick really adds to that forbidden feeling anal gives me.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966414 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)11:13:40'  && image=='2024-04-02_14-33-09_405217869bf6c8ccce29.png') {

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966436 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)11:32:59') {

'>>10959348
i see a whole pool sometimes can't be all blood but mixed with lube and water that comes out slowly from enema
it does stop if i just keep going though maybe it's something else'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966459 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)11:56:59'  && image=='1669233626090407.jpg') {

'>>10966436
it comes clear after some pounding; not because it stopped, but because blood and lube are pushed deeper'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966471 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)12:09:14') {

'>>10966459
yeah but shouldn't it keep on coming from an injury'
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if(Elastomer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966482 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)12:23:43'  && image=='71409119_p2.png') {

'My wife and I have been married for a while, and she's enjoyed anal almost the entire time. In the past few years, her preferred form of "foreplay" is to simply reveal to me that she's wearing a plug.

Sometimes she'll just put it in and not mention it. She's plugged a lot anymore, but it's not all sexy plugging, sometimes it's just... There. Sometimes she'll wear one to work, most nights to bed. It's up to me to check her ass crack to see if she's in the mood or not, assuming she doesn't directly show it to me or tell me.

Personally, I'm a fan of this system. After all these years, her plugged ass is still an immediate turn on.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966484 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)12:24:16') {

'>>10966115
How many analgasms can you have before you get too tired?

Bet you can't hit five yet'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966493 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)12:40:03') {

'I've been working on my kegels / PC control and I found I can stop-and-go pee without clenching my butthole, is this a good way to practice?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966773 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:40:14') {

'>>10966493
Yes, that's a great way to practice control, don't neglect strengthening your butthole though.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966783 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)18:50:56') {

'>>10966493
>I've been working on my kegels / PC control and I found I can stop-and-go pee without clenching my butthole, is this a good way to practice?
How do you do this? I can only do it while squeezing hole. My hole is so strong that I have to be careful not to squeeze full strenght when cumming during sex or I'll legit hurt them.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10966830 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)19:51:33') {

'i was totally misusing my medium nox before today. usually id just slide it in then nudge it in and out with my hand to feel pleasure. today i lubed it up like crazy and rotated the top of the head towards my prostate, then went to pound town pushing and pulling the max girth in and out. im glad i did this because i was thinking about buying a new toy and now i dont want to anymore';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967000 && dateTime=='04/13/24(Sat)23:50:59'  && image=='1712464386247.jpg') {

'Is this a real toy?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967013 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)00:11:32') {

'>>10967000
No that would be insanely painful. I guess maybe not super painful if you absolutely flooded it in lube, but really bro what do you think bristles on the inside of your body would feel like?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967139 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)03:16:49') {

'>>10966783
I put a finger on it through my underwear to feel what's going on. At first I was just relaxing my butt after squeezing both together and then holding like that for half a minute or so. This made it easier to gradually clench my hole less on each attempt, I still do it a little bit but it's just a little twitch.
Oh it also feels amazing, especially the first few times it's like an uncomfortable orgasm in my bladder and PC.
>>10966773
Yeah I find isolating the other way more difficult'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967143 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)03:19:02') {

'Still not able to get a prostate orgasm, but I'm locked in chastity now, so I might learn faster. Not gonna jerk it until I achieve this.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967144 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)03:19:30') {

'>>10967013
How else are you supposed to clean that ass'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967202 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)05:17:44') {

'I've been feeling like I've been shitting spicy food for like a week now
what the hell is wrong with me
why is my butt suddenly uncomfortable all the time'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967213 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)05:41:23') {

'I got frustrated with the Aneros and started using it like a regular toy to see if I could get results that way. I didn't, but I did get that phenomenon that a lot of other anons have mentioned here where your butt just starts producing loads of clearish white liquid. It's wild how self lubricated you can get. Wouldn't have thought that was possible.';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967239 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)06:27:00') {

'>>10967213
Been playing with my butt for so long, I literally get wet when I'm even just horny nowadays.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967244 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)06:47:47') {

'>>10967239
Horrifying thought for day to day life.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967252 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)06:56:20') {

'>>10967244
It doesn't leak out, but I have to be aware of wet farts.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967409 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)11:32:59') {

'Hello, I need your help, a while ago in the analgen posts, I looked at an image that contained anal exercises and challenges, I remember it had names like: anal engineering, enema master, etc. I also remember that it said something about the university and it literally looked like a curricular map. Example 1; challenge to hold 1 liter of enema for 5 minutes, mastery; retain 2 liters for 30 minutes. Example 2; introduce 3 small dildos for 15 minutes, master sit on a giant dildo for 5 minutes.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967481 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)13:06:16') {

'>>10967202
Ass cancer, see a doctor quickly'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967484 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)13:07:17') {

'>>10967409
Sissy university, what about it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967503 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)13:19:19') {

'>>10967481
are you joking me
I'm not bleeding at all'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967506 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)13:20:25') {

'>>10967484
Surely yes, I just can't find it and I want to practice.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967530 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)13:31:09') {

'>>10967503
Not joking, please get checked'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967609 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)14:13:03') {

'>>10967506
Sissy university don't exist anymore, search for projectuniversity .net and MUSE on google, it's the equivalent'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967704 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)15:34:36'  && image=='34998ef8cbbb05635fa789283aa60aa3_24bit.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967705 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)15:35:17'  && image=='814b3d925cf4e8f5db352ddba8d4f9dc_24bit.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967707 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)15:36:01'  && image=='557e875f834174b0c087d4620ddbe01b_24bit.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967709 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)15:36:32'  && image=='61cd96f25e33d2d56a61362d5d3f1636_24bit.jpg') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967779 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)16:24:47') {

'>>10967530
I don't have a primary doctor right now, my appointment with the one I wanted to establish isn't for two months
I'm also getting an std screening in a couple days'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967782 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)16:27:17') {

'>>10967779
Well then just hope it doesn't spread quickly I guess'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967790 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)16:32:23') {

'>>10967782
I don't have ass cancer you mong, stop shitposting'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967852 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)17:09:22') {

'>>10959348
I have the same problem. Had some red globules one day, decided to chill, 2 months later tried again and bled again, that was 5 months ago now. I mostly haven't had issues but sometimes if I crouch/bend over in a weird way I get this "pain" (not really pain, more like a dull ache) in my belly like something ain't right.

I was hoping things would resolve itself, but I should probably see a doctor. Only problem is my doctor is this kind, old traditional turkish guy and I'm not sure how I would explain the fact that I sit on horse cocks to him. Not sure if I want him to put a camera snake in my ass either.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967872 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)17:23:05'  && image=='24_1.jpg') {

'Bought a Progasm after already having a Helix for years.
Guess I'll find out whether it feels any different or I basically wasted 60 eurobucks for a spare'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967946 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)18:43:06') {

'>>10967144
tide pod'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10967993 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)19:18:30'  && image=='Ripushko-Futa-on-male-d.va-overwatch-rule-34-hentai-porn-1.jpg') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968003 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)19:31:04'  && image=='1712772702316638.jpg') {

'One interesting thing that happens when you start doing anal is that you start being able to tell apart the feeling of being horny and the feeling of having an erection. It's easier to control my libido when it's not literally pressing on my underwear.
The idea of not orgasming in a week still sounds surreal to me though, by the third day I can barely sleep and from there onwards I'm just fucked, way too wrecked mentally to enjoy anything
>>10967872
Tell us about it. I've always thought that the difference can't be worth the price.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968008 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)19:36:23'  && image=='3844181.picsmall.jpg') {

'>>10968003
>you start being able to tell apart the feeling of being horny and the feeling of having an erection
boy you said it
i get pulsating throbs deep in my ass while looking up futa porn, and my dick is flaccid the entire time
plus, there are more times than ever before when i'll be hard but not mentally aroused
my penis really is nothing more than a hose to better aim my urine at this point'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968064 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)20:36:45') {

'>>10967790
you could have ibd, crohn's, uc, diverticulitis, colon cancer, hemmheroids, gastric reflux, acid overproduction or any number of other conditions, but the only way to tell is to get it checked out'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968068 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)20:41:01') {

'>>10968064
and what's the best way to do that while I'm waiting 2 months to establish a primary care doctor?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968093 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)21:14:19') {

'>>10967790
It's fine, sounds like you just ruptured your Ligma valve.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968095 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)21:16:16') {

'>>10967609
Does anyone have a current invite link to the MUSE discord? All the ones I've seen online have expired'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968099 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)21:18:52') {

'>>10968068
By going to a doctor. I dunno, maybe you don't live in a country where that's free. I got diagnosed with IBD by just walking into a clinic and they ran some tests then got the results like a week later and it didn't cost me anything. If you're in the US you're probably fucked. The healthcare situation there sounds dire.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968108 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)21:28:51') {

'>>10968093
Steve Jobs?
>>10968099
I'm on medicaid now so doctor visits are a 4 dollar copay as long as I don't make more than 1600 dollars a month
yes it's hell here, I can't even get to a medical place without having to set up a ride through my medicaid plan because there's no public transportation, please help me'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968115 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)21:32:41') {

'Question for those able to cum handsfree. Would you be able to keep fucking your ass without orgasming once you feel it's near?
Like, when stroking your dick there is a point in which you either stop or you are 100% going over the edge. Does the same happen, or would it be as simple as changing pattern/force or who knows what else.
I guess that by not hitting the prostate at all, but that's cheating.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968124 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)21:39:43'  && image=='3838846.picsmall.jpg') {

'i've noticed these threads lately are less about posting sexy images and more about bickering over tangentially related anal topics. kinda sad.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968139 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)21:56:50') {

'>>10966482
do you not notice any change in attitude or demeanor when you find she's been plugged?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968226 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:06:57') {

'>>10968108
That's such a wild thought to me. I mean it's not perfect here. The doctors at the walk in clinics are usually pretty shit, but even so, just gotta book online and go in and no other thought is realy needed.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968228 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:08:38') {

'>>10968124
The hobby is more popular than ever. It's turned into a full blown hobby thread. I mean 4chan is for discussion, if you just wanted porn there's loads of better places.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968238 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:14:01') {

'>>10968226
it took me over 3 months to even get a response to my online Medicaid application, and the doctor I want to establish as mine doesn't even have an appointment slot until June
and my state didn't even have that option available to me until last December
like I said, it's fucking terrible here
they cut off my foreskin as a baby and I'm not even fucking religious'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968254 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:37:21') {

'>>10965789
Questions for everyone here
>sexual orientation?
>how did you get your first prostate orgasm?
>favorite way to play with yourself?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968261 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:52:28'  && image=='1478493083329.jpg') {

'>>10965789
>Do you have any particular fantasies that you associate with anal? Tell us about them.
I use NovelAi to play out some of them.
I think my usual is secretly giving a good friend relief while their wife or gf is upset with them in a totally platonic way.
>>10968254
>Bi
>Fingers
>Hilting on a dildo with headphones in'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968263 && dateTime=='04/14/24(Sun)23:52:35') {

'>>10968254
Straight, but I like all kinds of porn, so who knows.

Haven't managed to have one yet.

I like plugs. Just having something big stay in there casually is great and I love the feeling and look of them going in and out.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968307 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)00:46:57') {

'How is X-Lube as both an anal and fleshlight sleeve lube? Thinking abt picking it up since a bottle supposedly lasts forever and regular lube costs a fuckton. If I do pick it up should I make a more and a less concentrated bottle for different uses?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968308 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)00:49:26') {

'>>10968254
1. I wanna say straight, but i think, I'm no longer like this anymore. Sucked dick and have fantasies about a big a guy fucking the cum out of me, no the straightiest thing
2. Pushed prostate massager against the upper wall inside my anus. Orgasm works only if I'm dressed as a girl
3. Cum with a penis, while fingering myself. Sometimes, fuck myself with a dildo or massager until anal orgasm, but it takes too long and requires a lot of mental gymnastics'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968373 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)01:54:09'  && image=='abd1a95d94635cde4537146549ba210a.jpg') {

'>>10968254


>sexual orientation?
bi, at least in theory
>how did you get your first prostate orgasm?
described in >>10964972
>favorite way to play with yourself?
I've preferred riding where possible ever since I figured out a basic technique. Being able to leverage my weight and lower body strength is nice. Still tires me out fairly quickly, but I appreciate the exercise.

>>10968307

Can't speak for fleshlights, only anal. It's pretty good as far as water-based lube goes. Most importantly, you can use freely use copious amounts of it. I've settled on mixing mine thick, between 2 and 3 caps, only one bottle.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968375 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)01:56:37') {

'>>10968308
>I wanna say straight
>Sucked dick
Made me laugh. I thought my denial about jerking it to dudes in porn was bad.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968413 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)02:45:21'  && image=='1687549052476170.jpg') {

'>>10968254
>sexual orientation?
a-bi-sexual, it's a bit complicated
>how did you get your first prostate orgasm?
hismith, and after that it was simple to get them just operatong a dildo manually
>favorite way to play with yourself?
riding a dildo reverse-cowgirl-style while all dolled up, with some rythmic music and no porn.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968443 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)03:35:53') {

'>>10968375
Yeah, it's funny how my brain comes up with all these "I'm not gay" excuses. Like, a guy who'll be able to fuck me into a prostate orgasm, totally deserves to cum inside and leave his semen in me. I'll let him do it out of respect, you know, not because it's gay'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968452 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)03:42:54') {

'>>10968307
It's really good for anal since you pretty much never run out of it. For penile masturbators (fleshlights, onaholes etc.) it's too runny to stay in the toy if you hold the entrance of the toy downwards. On the other hand it's very slippery so in my experience you don't need to use it that much for non-anal use. I usually dip my finger in a small bottle of the lube and rub my finger inside a toy and it's usually lubing the toy up better than any other lube I've used.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968454 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)03:46:56'  && image=='1699678003131602.jpg') {

'Can a hot sauce bottle be washed well enough to serve as a lube bottle?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968475 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)04:25:40') {

'>>10968443
If anything, that guy is gay. He's fucking a dude. You're just helping a bro.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968488 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)04:38:59') {

'is getting horny but denying yourself good or desensitizing for your next session?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968500 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)05:02:34') {

'>>10968475
Exactly. And when I met men to suck them off I had a lot of "people pleaser" vibe. Again, I'm not gay, but there were dudes with blue balls, including married ones, and it was a nice thing to help them out with my mouth. I would definitely help more guys with my ass, but I haven't tried it yet'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968502 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)05:09:18') {

'>>10968500
Yeah I get it. It's just a charitable thing to do and you're saving them from having sex with a gay man.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968504 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)05:12:16') {

'>>10968502
Yep. Or maybe cure their potential gayness with my straight holes'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968507 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)05:20:58'  && image=='sample_cacc3b66fe5355280841be6468da02f2.jpg') {

'>>10968095
>Does anyone have a current invite link to the MUSE discord?

>Didn't even know what it was
>Found it in two min
Skill issue?
https://discord.com/invite/VaKM9YB

>>10968228
While I kinda agree this is still an imageboard. It's fine if the thread isn't just an image dump, but there is no reason not to post content.

>>10968375
Not him, but I've sucked dick a few times and consider myself straight, reason being that whenever I did it I was hyped up by a fantasy that didn't live up to reality and that I've never felt attracted to a man. I think that's fair.

>>10968454
Why would you want to find out? It's a bottle anon, it's a piece of plastic, I'm sure you can find whatever shape and size you want for like half a buck in amazon. Please.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968524 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)06:04:49') {

'>>10967779
>>10967790

You literally could though, see a doctor to rule out or I guess potentially die in a few years'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968525 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)06:07:05') {

'>>10968307

It's fantastic as both, and since you mix it yourself you can choose the consistency

Unless you're retarded like >>10968452'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968528 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)06:08:05') {

'>>10968502
>>10968500
>>10968475

Your anus has the gayness'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968537 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)06:31:35') {

'>>10968524
would any random primary care doctor be able to figure it out or would I have to go to a specialist
it's literally burning right now, what the actual hell I'm sick of this'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968552 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)06:54:32') {

'>>10968537
Just a regular GP will be able to identify and sort that out. It's most likely just an infection or cut or something like that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968555 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)06:55:41'  && image=='ed454b4081687fe537cd820b6fe3204f.jpg') {

'Perhaps not the ideal place to ask since most of you are guys and perhaps that affects things but...
Any suggestions/tips for buying anal beads for a woman that's a relative beginner? Got my girl a small heart plug (https://www.pinkcherry.ca/products/ouch-purple-heart-gem-aluminum-butt-plug), she likes it and loves showing it off but she's shown interest in getting anal beads as well to have more active play with her ass, perhaps a bit bigger because she also thinks she could handle a bigger plug.
For context, we haven't done anal and she hasn't used a dildo in her ass either.
I had a look in faq but didn't really seem to mention beads'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968568 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)07:13:10'  && image=='16631428305430.jpg') {

'>>10967852
I don't mind camera snake in my ass, my problem is getting doc to make an appointment for camera. Last time I complained about weird ass feelings without mentioning blood and was fingered, no blood on finger -> "visit an urologist, maybe it's prostate".'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968574 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)07:25:35'  && image=='61PyNnZBxlL._SL1500_.jpg') {

'>>10966387
Oil based lubes can be great for anal.

! OIL BASED LUBES CANNOT BE USED WITH *LATEX* CONDOMS !
You need to use non-latex condoms or forego condoms when using oil based lubes.

100% unrefined virgin Coconut oil can be used and found anywhere as it is used in cooking, though I've found it to dry out and require relubing faster than purpose made lubes.

I've found Boy Butter to be really fantastic. It's coconut oil based with some additives.
I've seen some arguments for and against Glycerin so I've decided to go for an alternative that is also great.
If you don't have any issues with the ingredients in the formula, Boy Butter works really really well and doesn't have other harmful ingredients like parabens.
https://www.boybutter.com/collections/original-medium-size/products/boy-butter-original-formula-9-oz

If you're able to get it shipped to you, The Butters is really good.
This has been my main lube for a while now.
It only uses natural oils and some natural acids and salts to balance out the pH so that it is safe for vaginal play, which most oil based lubes are not.
https://getthebutters.com/products/the-butters-lube-aloe-x-shea?variant=40381290479714

For water based there is Sliquid Sassy gel and Sliquid Naturals gel.
I've heard that these are great and I just ordered some but haven't used them yet.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968581 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)07:41:14') {

'>>10968254
>sexual orientation?
I prefer to say "heteroflexible". I present as straight publicly, and only my partner knows my history and preferences. I mainly like women, and only have relationships with them, but I also really like dicks and anal. Futa is my dream.
I'll go for crossdressers or trans women when I'm single and looking for sex, with the occasional man if I'm just bottoming. I was rather promiscuous before I met my current partner (grindr is a hell of a drug), and sometimes I miss real dick.
>how did you get your first prostate orgasm?
Toying myself with a small glass dildo, folded over on the floor of a hotel room shower.
>favorite way to play with yourself?
I really like to ride a dildo on my bed. I've got a hull pillow and a strap on kit, and I can strap most of my dildos to the pillow for riding.
My girlfriend will peg me occasionally, which from a mental perspective beats out anything and everything I've experienced, but she needs practice so I can't even get close to orgasm. Still, wrapping around her in missionary is an unbelievable rush.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968586 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)07:50:55') {

'Goddammit, just had a 2 hour session starting with plugs, then trying aneros for an hour and then a vibrating prostate stimulator and I felt so close a few times there but it fades so fast. It really did feel like I was about to cum. But it's gone now and I couldn't get it back.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968587 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)07:52:40') {

'>>10967852
>Only problem is my doctor is this kind, old traditional turkish guy
Blame your wife even if you don't have one. I'm sure he can get behind that.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968588 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)07:54:31') {

'>>10968586
Do you touch your cock while doing all this? Do you clench your butthole around the toys? And if you do, do your body and legs shake from time to time?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968590 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)07:56:14') {

'>>10968588
My cock is in a cage to stop that. After the aneros failed I edged in the cage with the vibrator a couple of timea because O thought maybe I'm not horny enough. And yeah a fair bit of clenching and leg shaking.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968594 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:04:40') {

'>>10968590
Then you do everything right. Not touching your pp is a big one and if you have this uncontrolled shakes, you're on the right path and your body is definitely able to orgasm anally. You have to put your mind in a goonish porn-addicted state, where you may think you're going crazy. Sounds scary, but it's kinda like the way to achieve PO. In my case, I had a sissy hypno video with a lot of female screaming/moaning. I close my eyes and imagine like it's me making all these sounds and I'm a sissy whore brutally fucked by group of men. It works out in the end and I have a long and very intense anal orgasm'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968597 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:11:03') {

'>>10968594
You can also try applying constant pressure on your prostate while clenching your ass. Vibration doen't do much to me, but pressing against my p is what makes me cum. You can massage with a massager or stick yor dildo to the floor, sit on it and lay back, so the dildo bends and starts pressing on your prostate'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968598 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:15:21') {

'>>10968594
>>10968597
Interesting, yeah I've never even come close with my dildo. Might be worth doing the same contractions I was doing with the aneros but sitting on my dildo like you mentioned. Also to be fair I did cum yesterday because I wanted to test cumming in the cage, so my hopes weren't too high for this session, but I was naturally clean and in the mood so I didn't want to waste it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968600 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:18:23') {

'>>10968598
Yeah, if you came before, you had no chance of achieving PO. I need like 5-7 days of no penis cumming before I try to cum from anal. And a lot of depraved tranny porn, of course'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968605 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:26:48') {

'>>10968600
Yeah ok that might be the plan. I think I know the feeling I need to chase now, so it's just a matter of staying locked up for the next week or so and trying again.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968606 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:26:51') {

'So uh, bicurious newbie here. I was recently hit on by a pretty hot dude while tripping balls at a rave. He came up to me while smoking and we flirted a bit and gave him my number. Never did anything with a guy before so my heart was beating out of my chest, but my mollied up ass made me navigate the situation quite well, all things considered. An hour later he came to say bye while leaving and made out heavily with me on the dancefloor. Was too pussy to ask to leave with him. So, where do I go from here? Kinda want to try being seduced and obviously fucked up the ass, but I've never done anything like this and don't think I could handle him railing me like an experienced bottom. Not sure how into it I am when sober anyway, even if the fantasy of being some experienced studs buttslut makes my heart beat faster.
How do I even know whether he's a top? I'd that something you just ask or feel? How do I know he won't go too hard on my untrained straightish ass? I'd appreciate some insight, event if this ain't r/askgays'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968608 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:29:57') {

'>>10968606
These are all things you could talk to him about. He's a man as well so you can both just be straight forward with each other.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968612 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)08:34:48') {

'>>10968605
Yeah, try clenching your butt while pressing dildo against the prostate. Yiu can also apply maximum clench while putting dildo out, kinda trying to keep it inside with your muscles. I don't know why but it speeds up the process, at least for me'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968680 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:15:30') {

'>K lube delivered
Why is J still the first recommendation in the FAQ?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968682 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:20:44') {

'>>10968254
>Sexual orientation?
Bi, presenting as straight. I don't look straight in instances when I record myself.
>How did you get your first prostate orgasm?
Squatting cowgirl on a Chinesium dildo after edging myself anally for a week, caged.
>Favorite way to play with yourself?
Standing, dildo suctioned on the wall. Before the day, I wear a plug aside from my usual cage.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968718 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)10:57:04') {

'>>10968682
>Standing, dildo suctioned on the wall
Yeah that's the good shit. I'm lazy as fuck and I find that to be the easiest position for me.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968745 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)11:28:05') {

'>>10968507
> Found it in two min
One of the same expired links, who'd have thought?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968832 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)13:23:24'  && image=='1466276225274.jpg') {

'>courier will bring butt stuff for the third consecutive day
Surely they don't know.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968850 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)13:35:40') {

'>>10965789
Checking into a cheap local hotel to get away from roomies, and looking forward to fucking myself silly all evening.

>it's a bit absurd, but I can afford it

I've gotten into dildo sitting recently. I like to get a good 20-30 min session going with a toy that's a nice size / no balls, sit on it to the hilt, and just lightly tease myself. Very meditative.

Other goal for today is to get my onahole into my ass and fuck it. Gay to straight conversion baybee.

Amusingly I slept with two new women in the last two days, one 26, one 20 (I'm 31). Still got this autoerotic kink, what can I say.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968862 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)13:43:45') {

'>>10965789
For the amount of work needed, a PO doesn't seem worth it'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968909 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)14:23:32') {

'>>10968095
There you go: 7GXJURbs'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10968986 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)15:56:56'  && image=='101390960_p5.jpg') {

'>>10968003
>Tell us about it
That's the plan as soon as it arrives'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969022 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)16:34:37') {

'>>10968537
Yeah primary care doctor can determine if you are going to die of ass cancer

The sooner you find out the better your odds'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969024 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)16:35:38') {

'>>10968574
Mixing coconut oil and xlube is based af'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969025 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)16:36:50') {

'>>10968680
It shouldn't be, X lube is the best option'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969027 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)16:37:51') {

'>>10968862
>Tell us you've never felt an anal orgasm without telling us you've never felt one'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969038 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)16:49:10'  && image=='140 (1).jpg') {

'>>10968862
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969102 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)17:56:00') {

'>>10968555
Not really an answer to your question, but personally I'd stay away from aluminum toys if they're not coated with something.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969173 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)19:03:53') {

'>>10968606
Talk to him and if he doesn't care or gets annoyed it was a bad idea to fuck him anyway.
Being someone's first is a turn on for many anyway.
>>10968745
Not on my computer so I can't verify, but it worked when I wrote that post, I literally joined.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969194 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)19:28:21') {

'>>10966115
I can't image not having a goal, always want to take in the everlargening dick of my dreams.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969196 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)19:29:42') {

'>anal faglord thread
>posts ai art
why am I not surprised'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969203 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)19:33:32') {

'>Cleanup
>plug
>browsing porn for like 30 min
>fucking my ass for another 15 squatting
>another 20 laying on my side
>trickle of pre, can't hold moans, my lower body is trembling
>end up exhausted, jerking off normally afterwards takes a little while because my dick doesn't even respond
>my prostate has been exhausted for like half the day
This was on 3 days of not orgasming. I really should shoot for the week, but I just get too fucking horny.
Time to try anyway.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969292 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)21:05:07') {

'>>10969203
I know your suffering, brother, that's why I caved in and bought a cage. Definitely helps, but it's surprisingly easy to cum in the cage as well. It's good for stopping casual erections that might start you jerking though.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969320 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)21:47:01') {

'>>10968862
For me it's about how I can have them with no refractory period getting in the way.'
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}

if(Elastomer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969324 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)22:03:20'  && image=='1394379334473.jpg') {

'>>10968139

She's funny like that. It depends on her reason, and she's described a few different ones to me.

Initially, she'd only want an ass-fucking or butt play AFTER sex had already started, and she gets very impatient when she's having sex - she very much wants her orgasm and "tease and denial" is a very non-sexy kind of frustrating for her. So when she would get "I want something in my ass," she wanted a big ass fucking, but she didn't want to take the TIME to lube and stretch and get ready. She'd either be unsatisfied or cause herself pain. So, she decided that she'd just start wearing a plug more often to be more ready.

After a while, she got used to it. She doesn't usually get cramped up with it in, but she only prefers not to wear one around getting her period. She does get more horny more often wearing one, but not uncontrollable. If she weren't "reminded" of sex, she'd have close to zero sex drive - it's very much a reactive thing, and the plug gives her just a bit of a push without being too distracting.

Sometimes she just does it because she feels empty or "off balance" without one. Sometimes she feels like she "should." Sometimes she'll WANT to be horny. But her demeanor... If she does change her behavior around it, that's part of her "showing" me and her way of initiating sex. But there are plenty of times when she's just plugged for herself, and it's not inherently sexy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969336 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)22:24:52') {

'>>10969027
>>10969038
>>10969320
I can't tell if a PO is some forbidden fruit of the gods, or if you guys are just really really gay'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969351 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)22:44:10') {

'>>10969336
Idk bro just had 3 prostate orgasms with very little effort. If you have a good diet and don't go deep you can just do a quick flush and you're good to go'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969502 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)01:29:50') {

'>>10969336
Honestly I really enjoy putting things up my ass for its own sake, cumming with my ass is just a bonus. Though it does feel great, like you're raising your arousal past the limits you'd normally be cumming from with your dick.
I'm in a heterosexual marriage for what it's worth'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969532 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)02:16:28'  && image=='78cc2409a370222b674fb23a26fdd496_24bitds.jpg') {

'>>10969336

It varies a lot. Some prostate orgasms are not that impressive on their own, some leave me in a horny glow for days afterwards.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969629 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)04:39:36') {

'>>10969336
Why not both'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969681 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)06:42:49') {

'I want to upsize from a 5.5 inch circumference plug. What's a good next size? Should I go for 6.5 or jump to 7.0? Does it really matter or should I just get whichever looks the most fun that's bigger than 5.5?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969748 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)08:21:59') {

'I've found coconut oil strictly inferior to a mix of lard and olive oil about 2:1, melted together and frozen for smoothness.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969753 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)08:32:26') {

'>>10969748
That's gross as shit, anon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969763 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)08:50:25') {

'>>10969753
My shitter appreciates it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969795 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)09:34:42') {

'>>10968745
It's not expired, you are doing something wrong.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969852 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)10:42:06') {

'>>10969681
Depends how tapered and firm the next plug is, and how easy it is to take your current one. If the current one doesn't make you gasp when it first goes in during a session, then 6.5" should be good. Or even 7" if you're going from a firm plug to a softer one. 1" circumference tends to be the recommended increase.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969892 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)11:04:10') {

'>>10969852
Sounds like a plan, thanks for the advice. I'll have to get a new one next time I stock up on supplies. I kind of want something heavy that I can really feel. My 5.5 one hurt so bad the first time I tried it that I never wanted to use it again, so I know not to underestimate a size increase when you feel confident. But now after warming up I can just slide it in and out easy. I also love how it makes my hole feel soft and puffy after I push it in and out a few times.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10969959 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)12:14:03') {

'>>10969102
Oh fuck how come?
Should be fine if it's made by a reputable source, no? As far as I've seen the only risks are if the finish isn't smooth since then it can harbor bacteria or even cut (which is worse than other metals supposedly)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970018 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)13:17:40'  && image=='sample_2848a927bc17180d17dc7c5302eb29cc[1].jpg') {

'I'm >>10968555 with another question
She's also shown interest in tail plugs, would you have advice in that department as well?
Would you guys suggest going for an attached one (since she wants a bigger plug anyway) or is it better to get one that can attach to another buttplug so the plug can be used without tail & vice versa. Plus I imagine that makes cleaning a bit easier?
Had a look online & saw this store get recommended as a cheaper option https://loveplugs.ca/products/light-brown-fox-metal-tail-plug-16?variant=39878730743926'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970035 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)13:33:06') {

'>>10969959
Aluminum poisoning'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970207 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:15:02') {

'>>10969959
All aluminum toys are coated with aluminum oxide, which is one of the hardest and most most common substances known to man.

Aluminum oxide is done reacting. It got its oxygen and it's not going it up to react with your ass unless you're an aluminum smelter. It's not leeching into your system.

The risk of aluminum is freshly-exposed aluminum, particularly in dust form, that hasn't oxidized and PLANS to react chemically to something, ASAP. And you don't want that to happen in your body. "aluminum poisoning" Isn't really a thing... but there have been some connections made with it and dementia, etc.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970214 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)17:20:50') {

'>>10969324
This is very interesting. Maybe I'll suggest this to my wife. She's also into anal, but doesn't plan ahead, is very much orgasm/focused and doesn't like teasing or even foreplay... So much of what you described sounds like her sort of sexuality. What sort of plug does she use for extended wear?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970261 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:04:14') {

'>>10969203
One of these days I'll buy a machine and hopefully solve that problem.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970337 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:48:32'  && image=='8cbbdf66a2873c705b4e823583a3ceb7.png') {

'>No fap for the past two day, today is the third
>Can't go a whole hour without thinking about fapping
>Have my session, feels great
>I have some spasm a couple of times, like my asshole is blinking but no ejaculation
>Feel tired after a while and the desire to fap is almost completely gone
I don't know if I had an AO or not.
Also, I tried to fap and did get hard just like this anon >>10969203 but my prostate is feeling great.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970361 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)20:44:44'  && image=='FVj5p5LXwAMCevu.jpg') {

'what positions do you guys fuck your asses in? 90% of the time i lay on my side in my desk chair with the backrest leant down at about a 45 degree angle. this gives me a great angle to slam stuff into my butt, particularly my 10" toy. however this leaves my dick pretty much in accessible, basically trapped between my legs. i like ignoring my dick for a while but i feel like in this position i'm never gonna PO anyway.
i also squat ride when i feel up to it but my legs get exhausted pretty quick and i always feel to lazy to get the set up going.
lying on my back with legs up is kinda fun but i can't get a good purchase on my biggest toys to really destroy my ass from that angle.
i feel like there's something obvious i'm missing so i can pound my ass properly and also edge.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970371 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)21:05:27') {

'>>10970261
hope you have 3 grand on you to get a half decent one'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970377 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)21:13:24') {

'>>10970361
Have you tried suction cupping to the wall and fucking while standing. You don't tire like with squatting, can go deep, get a good angle for prostate stimulation and all your bits are easy to access. Also the feeling of your cheeks slapping against the cold wall when you hilt feels great.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970396 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)21:39:08') {

'>>10970361
I'd be surprised if you haven't already but try doggy if you have a suction cup and a good surface.
Or if you only have shitty surfaces but a good rope and a bed post you could try what I've set up here:
https://litter.catbox.moe/463g04.jpg
Mine is about the same size as yours and the balls provide a great anchor. I love doggy but it can be so frustrating to get right.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970417 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)22:00:24') {

'I just had the most surreal thing happen.
>Went to use communal washing machine for my apartment building
>Sitting on the windowsill is one of those "thank you for shopping at store" notes with the order number for the sex store I order from
>Think it must have fallen in my washing basket
>Panic and grab it
>Fuck now they know it's me if they heard me come from my apartment
>Take it back inside to see what order it was
>None of my orders have this order number
>Someone else in the building is buying sex toys from the same store
Very strange feeling.'
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}

if(Elastomer && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970430 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)22:11:40'  && image=='BqHODNP.png') {

'>>10970214
Most of the time, she wears an Njoy large, that's her "regular" plug. Stainless steel, and she likes the weight of it, but it's not so heavy that it feels like it'll pop out. Plus, the shape means that it's IN, and the "stem" isn't too much. It's an "it's in her" plug, rather than a "stretching" plug.

She also has a more traditional silicone plug (Doc Johnson Pretty Ends medium, in midnight blue) that DOES give her more of that "stretch," but she says this one cramps her up after all day, and it's harder to keep lubed. She'll switch to this one if she does want that more stretch or filing volume that her Njoy doesn't give her. I like it for sex, but she's "meh" on it. I think she finds it to be too soft to give her the feelings she wants during sex. She'll often switch to this one if she's been plugged a while and the Njoy size just isn't cutting it.

She also has a glass one that's a bit smaller than the silicone one, that's her favorite for sex. She'll wear it around, too, but it gets uncomfortable after a while because the base is wider and round and pushes her butt cheeks aside too much. And it's hard, being glass. But it's far and away her favorite plug to tease me in or to wear for sex, even if she swaps it out later in the night.

She also has a plastic vibrating one, she likes the shape, but the vibrating is purely a novelty and doesn't do much for either of us. Plus, it scrapes my dick when she wears it, so it sees very little use.

She also has another glass one that's more straight - like a dick with a smaller head - that has bumps on it. This used to be her favorite, but about 3 or 4 years ago, she (out of the blue) decided that the bumps were something she suddenly hated, and we've only used it once or twice since.

I really like the idea of an inflatable one, the external control pump I find really hot, but they're rubber and her preferred lube is vaseline. So we probably won't.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970490 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)23:25:22'  && image=='1700379694648157.jpg') {

'I'm fairly confident that I'm going to size up towards the 10 to 12 inch range but I keep second guessing myself into focusing my efforts on prostate massagers like aneros. Not that it doesn't feel good, just that the most it'll ever do for me is feel "good" and my prostate is better stimulated by having something big and heavy scrape against it.
I'm interested in flared designs and knots but I've never tried either and I abhor the canine designs knots tend towards. For those that have a preference between the two, what's the best factor from each and what made you choose one over the other?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970728 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)06:22:28') {

'God, a failed session can really take the wind out of your hornyness. All afternoon I was so horny I swear I could feel my prostate. It felt like just sitting the right way might make me cum. But when I finally had time to actually start putting stuff in there, it just sorta faded away after an hour or so of trying.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970801 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)08:55:28') {

'Ordered poppers yesterday while on a cock high. Can anyone give on info on what they feel like and do? Would it be ok to smoke weed at same time? Trying to achieve my first sissygasm and am sooo excited :P';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970809 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)09:02:56') {

'>>10970801
First stop a moment and think if ordering drugs which effect you don't even know just because they are fetish material is a good way to live life.

Easiest way to explain poppers is that they give you some quick 15 seconds of feeling very drunk. You go in and out of that fairly quickly.
As to combining it with weed, I don't know but you should definitely get more information on the matter. Poppers expands blood vessels and weed increases heart rate, I wouldn't be surprised at all if they interacted in some way that you would rather know beforehand.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970832 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)09:51:43') {

'>>10970728
A wise man once told me : "just do whatever feels good"
If just sitting down was makes you feel good, perhaps you should have taken it slow and done just that : sit down and focus on your prostate without inserting anything.
Sometime, the pleasure come from the slightest of stimulations.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970844 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)10:06:33') {

'>>10970832
Oh no what I meant by that was that the feeling happened while I was working so I couldn't do anything about it. Then by the time work was finished it was gone. As of now, I'm not even convinced I have a prostate. Even when I just try fingering to get more control, just all feels like walls in there.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970858 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)10:48:27'  && image=='4hbdc-787037-Office_multitasking.png') {

'>>10970844
>I was working so I couldn't do anything about it.
Yes, you could. Nobody would know. Nobody would even suspect it.
It's just a slight squeeze down there, and maybe some discreet rubbing up there (if you are into nipple play). The more you indulge in it, the better it gets. You don't even need a toy.

The mindgasm lessons in the OP could help you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970947 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:39:19'  && image=='1622667027462.jpg') {

'>Want to get into depth play
>Get a small slink from SquarePegToys
>Spend an hour cleaning out my ass
>Surprisingly manage to take the entire thing first try
>Instantly feel like I have to take a giant shit, super uncomfortable, not pleasurable at all
>Feeling goes away as soon as I take the slink out
>Try again a few minutes later, same results
What do?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970955 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:54:19') {

'>>10970207
>Aluminum poisoning isn't a thing
>Proceeds to mention risk of dementia

Lmao pick one retard'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970957 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:56:06') {

'>>10970417
Time for a meet and greet'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970960 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:58:30') {

'>>10970490
Get the hilt from Topped Toys, it's a knot design but non animalistic'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970961 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)12:59:18') {

'>>10970417
Put it back where you found it, and leave a handprint on it with a "We know" caption.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970963 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)13:00:11') {

'>>10970801
Reminder that poppers quite literally reduce your blood's capacity to carry oxygen

If you use too much you'll just straight up asphyxiate without any way for resuscitation'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10970964 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)13:01:12') {

'>>10970947
Repeat until your body learns'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971066 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)15:00:40'  && image=='f60d064472dfbd728689f5518a5407e2.png') {

'>>10970801
I'm one of the least anti-drug people, but you should research and learn about these things before you try them as they can be risky.
>>10970809
>>10970963
Like these anons said. You basically huff on poppers, open the container and breathe the vapors in which cause a massive head rush for 30 seconds to a minute depending on how much you inhale. Some people find it pleasurable and some claim that you can take larger objects in your ass while high on it because it dilates your blood vessels. It's extremely toxic and can burn, so if you are going to use them, be cautious. If you get any liquid on your skin rinse it immediately as it can cause chemical burns. Do not ingest it as its extremely likely to be fatal.
I've done poppers before a few times, the best method I found was to use an empty water bottle, take some q-tips and dip them in the poppers and then drop them into the water bottle, being careful not to touch the mouth of the bottle. Let them sit in there for a while and then you can open the bottle when you want and inhale deep through your mouth. There's no risk of chemical burns and no risk of spilling. Poppers smell extremely strong, so if you spill some, good luck getting that smell out. Just be aware that you can faint if you do it too much. It genuinely does affect your bloods ability to carry oxygen, that's where the high comes from and that's also where the danger lies.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971166 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)16:20:33'  && image=='__saki_original_drawn_by_the_atko__fbc48f3fcbeef88096dd1fce831db38f_24bit.jpg') {

'>>10970490

I'm not exactly an expert with either, intermediate at best, but I'll give my input.

Knots provide a lot of prostate stimulation and shallow stretching with relatively little exertion, once you manage to hilt it. Before then it functions as a basic dildo, at minimum, so you have something to work with while you progress toward taking the knot.

Flared toys give a nice even stretch and allow you to target stimulation wherever you want within the length of the toy by repositioning the head. The tradeoff is that you need to be able to take the head before you can do anything at all, so warming up with other toys tends to be more necessary, especially if the flare is a flathead design like a horsecock.

It's hard for me to say that I have a favorite of the two types, however I've been using a tapered flare (TT Deep Space 80) as my go-to warmup dildo for a while now.

For you I'd say it's mainly a question of how much you value depth sensations. If prostate stimulation is all you want, a knot will do the job.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971205 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)16:50:30') {

'noob here
fucking myself with my favorite household item from my teens, first time using real lube
already gave myself shaky legs and felt like a normal orgasm was coming within 10 seconds of angling it right into my prostate. this is awesome, gives me hope that i might be a natural :)
being caged makes it so much better too'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971211 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)17:02:07') {

'havent had anything in my ass in months probably, and it was always static because no lube. gonna stop now because this thing isn't very suited to fucking me. aneros is arriving soon but now i know i need a dildo too for sure, i feel so hungry for something to slam deep into me i can't';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971246 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)17:33:42') {

'What's a good material for individual toy bags? Lint on my toys makes me have an autistic meltdown.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971250 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)17:37:09') {

'>>10971066
Yeah if you faint you're probably never waking back up since your body can't just dissipate the chemical bonded to your red blood cells instead of the oxygen that should be there

GLHF'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971262 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)17:48:20') {

'Just got K-lube, I mixed a bit in an old lube bottle and now I am letting it sit. Probably a retarded question, but am I supposed to do an enema after using it or will the lube come out naturally? This stuff is... way more potent than my water based lube.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971296 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)18:12:37'  && image=='a61f7c7e4d1911e1516a6d4dcee9e7ad.jpg') {

'>>10971262
It's fine to leave it, but if you've put a lot up there, you could try pushing it out or using an enema so that you don't have any come out while you go about your day after.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971301 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)18:15:46') {

'>>10971296
Thanks! I'm gonna test it soon, I added only a drop of powder but it seems pretty stringy, hope this works better than my glycerin water lube so I can fuck myself into oblivion using my njoy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971323 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)18:36:21') {

'>>10970955
If you're not retarded you'd understand what he meant was that you wont get it from toys, which is what's relevant in this conversation. Then goes on to explain how you MIGHT get it outside of this context and what it does'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971329 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)18:39:57'  && image=='c40e45b8c179a40b57c6548abe3185d5.png') {

'>>10971301
If it's anything like x-lube, it's gonna work much better. It's best to mix it, let it rest 10 minutes, mix it again, and then leave it for a few hours. That thick, stringy, "snotty" texture that these lubes have work excellent. You'll be surprised at how easy it is to get a larger toy in you with this lube.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971330 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)18:40:41'  && image=='03c79ee669c737bb502b31e39d3bc3b0.jpg') {

'After a long hiatus I returned to anal and was pleasured to see how quickly my ass took my favorite 9 inches dildo again.
Once an anal slut always an anal slut I guess.

I tried a different lube from my usual water based. It's one of those that tries to emulate cum.
Works really well and makes everything super smooth but maybe it was too smooth. Part of the pleasure on the prostate is due the friction, not too much of course but this lube made it so smooth this friction was gone.
Still, the session was more than worth because I had many consecutive orgasms from the sphincter and rectum, having this rest period without anal made them more sensitive and it was amazing.
In the rare case that anal may become stale (I really doubt this but whatever), give it a month then come back.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971359 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)19:18:55'  && image=='file.png') {

'I love how soft TPE feels, especially compared to the rubberiness of silicone, but I hear it's not body safe. Is there anything else like it?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971435 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)20:36:15') {

'>>10971359
>TPE
Use it with a condom and you're going to be fine.
I used TPE toys for some years before knowing everything about materials and even back then I used then with condoms as recommendation from the store I bought them.
But, if possible, try to get toys made from platinum cured silicone. They're going to be more expensive but you'll be able to fuck your butt with a clean conciseness.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971447 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)20:45:36') {

'>>10971359
>>10971435
Huh, I should probably look up what my dildo was made with.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971535 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)23:04:52') {

'Has anyone had any success with Aneros?
It's my first time doing anal anything. After slowly working two fingers in tonight, I easily put the Syn Trident in easily but I'm not feeling any prostate sensation despite creating motion.
I'm 6 feet tall medium build if that plays a role with the toy size.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971595 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)00:53:38') {

'I always thought that there was no such thing as using too much lube...
I used a lot of lube during yesterday's session and today I felt bloated and farted lube all day at work wich was pretty embarassing. I had to go wipe myself down all day.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971596 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)00:56:42') {

'>>10971535
I've used one like 4 times now with no success. Seems to make it work takes a lot of mental and asa training. I've seen posts on forums from people being like "used it for a year here and no success yet.". I get the feeling it's a bit of a scam because the amount of training it takes to get there probably means that just about anything could make you cum in there.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971603 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)01:05:12') {

'>>10971596
Thanks for the reply. I finished today's session by fapping as usual but with the aneros inserted. I did notice that I would leak abut of precum, which I normally never do until I'm close to climax.

Even if it were a scam (I wasn't feeling particulary submissive or imagining being penetrated) it's much cheaper than dragon dildos so I wouldn't be mad'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971635 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:00:02') {

'how much length should i go for in a first dildo if i want to hilt it eventually and dont want to deep clean my ass?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971657 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)02:24:18') {

'>>10968909
This one is expired too.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971686 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:27:21') {

'>>10971262
I leave it in, it's totally fine'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971689 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:28:22') {

'>>10971323
No your lying>>10971359'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971690 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)03:29:23') {

'>>10971359
Dual density silicone or nothing'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971749 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:18:17') {

'Do you reckon there's too much when it comes to wearing a plug? I kinda just like slipping one in after work every day. Just a medium guy, like 3.5 inch circumference or something like that. Doesn't seem like it'd cause any damage.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971750 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:19:28') {

'>>10971635
I hilt an 8 incher with no cleaning and no poopoo, so that's something. I'd probs go something smaller if I were to buy something again though. Same width or wider, but not as long. I don't really like how it feels all the way in.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971765 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:44:49') {

'>>10971603
>I finished today's session by fapping as usual but with the aneros inserted.
I hear that's bad. You apparently need to go more than a week without jerking it and also try and distance the idea of an orgasm from your dick. I bought a chastity cage with mine because I knew that was gonna be an effort for me. So far no luck for me, but I did discover that I like chastity, so that's something.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971768 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:48:48') {

'>>10971246
>Lint or dust on toy
>Try and wipe off
>Doesn't come off
>Rinse with water
>Wipe with towel
>Covered in lint now
I know your suffering, friend.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971769 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:49:49') {

'>>10971750
what's the circumference on it?
and why are these amazon dildos so cheap, 10 bucks makes me suspicious. how do i find a decent one?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971779 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:01:30') {

'>>10971769
Circumference is 5.5 inches. It's a dual density dildo that costs 80 bucks. I think it was on sale for like 40 when I bought it though. I would not buy a 10 dollar dildo. Just google sex toy stores or like "buy sex toys" or whatever. It'll come up with a bunch of stores that deliver to your country. I just looked at a few of them and picked one I think at random and it was good. Now I buy all my stuff from there. I'm also this guy though >>10970417 so someone else in my building also uses that store.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971798 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:21:49') {

'>>10971595
They're laughing at you behind your back and calling you lubeboy.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971805 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:34:13') {

'>>10971779
hm okay
would have been really convenient'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971808 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:40:18'  && image=='000000000000000000000.jpg') {

'>>10965789
>Question Of The Day
Willingness of the bottom, be it for the sensations itself or the desire to pleasure the top.
Presenting yourself for use, clean and ready to go at any moment, an anal only lifestyle.
A hole to be fucked.

>>10968254
>sexual orientation?
Bi, but I have no romantic interest in men
>how did you get your first prostate orgasm?
Never had one, not interested in it either.
>favorite way to play with yourself?
Doggystyle with machine, huge toys.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971813 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)05:43:16') {

'>>10971808
>Never had one, not interested in it either.
Fascinating. I'm autistically driven to achieve one or die trying right now. I haven't cum in 4 days but it feels like 2 weeks. I should probably stop edging and locking myself back up. Really not sure if that's helping or not.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971847 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)06:38:04') {

'>>10971595
Someone here recommended cleaning out after play as well as before, and I'll second it. It just takes a few minutes, and it's so nice getting all the lube out and not having to worry about it.

>>10971535
I can definitely feel stuff with it, but I've only had an actual orgasm from it once. It's a nice warmup tool for me. I use it when I have a lot of time for a session.
It could be that your prostate isn't quite in the spot targeted by the toy. I've heard of some people modifying them by cutting or bending the tabs on the bottom.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971852 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)06:53:13') {

'>>10971847
Does anyone know the variation of prostate location in people? I swear mine is like all the way to the left. I get like pleasure waves coming from my left ass cheek.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971939 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:57:04') {

'>>10970490
>I abhor the canine designs knots tend towards
Do you mind if I ask why? I've always wondered about people who dislike animal dildo designs because I'm fine with them and I dislike furries. Same with people who shy away from dildos that are too realistic; I honestly have never had those kinds of hang-ups and I have no interest in men. Maybe I'm just too much of a masturbation addict.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971942 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:59:12') {

'>>10971330
Same. I stopped for about 7 years (had to move back in with my parents) but when I started up again I was able to get right back to my personal record in terms of girth on the first session.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971946 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)10:01:08') {

'>>10970371
>machine
Are Hismiths no good? I see people talk about them here.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10971962 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)10:25:40'  && image=='c9f56485db3b045a6a2d67a252796667.jpg') {

'>>10971808
>Never had one, not interested in it either
I love anal for itself and I see prostate orgasms as bonus, a great one but still a bonus.
But don't you want to have one? I guarantee, it'll turn you into a even greater anal whore. Dick is only there to pee.

>>10971852
>Does anyone know the variation of prostate location in people
That's a case-by-case thing. You'll have to keep trying until you find it.
In my case, it's pretty much in the standard location maybe even a bit shallower than normal, judging by the anatomy graphs.

>>10971942
>I was able to get right back to my personal record in terms of girth on the first session.
Feels great. To know you're a natural butt slut.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972012 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)11:37:07') {

'can i freeze xlube?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972068 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:21:35') {

'>>10971768
Just don't towel dry after rinsing with water'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972069 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:21:42'  && image=='sample_cbd585888b4f57cd6f923ef840738037.jpg') {

'>QOTD
I've been building this fantasy in my head for the last two weeks and going back to it and daydreaming about it. I'm a 5 foot nothing femboy looking to cut loose and get drunk at the strip club. While, I'm there I notice a couple 6 and half foot tall muscle mommy futas taking up a booth, I flick them a wink and they start to pay attention. The night keeps escalating with them catching me at the bar and groping me or sticking a hand down my pants and popping a finger in my asshole. Eventually, after a night of bullying it gets to the point where I'm blowing them under the table, and when I get up to get another drink they follow me to the bar. One of them pins me against the bar pulls my pants down and start to fuck me right there in public. They start taking turn as more and more people start to pay attention and film with their phones. I had this insane wet HFO yesterday after only 10 minutes riding with this in my head.
>I want to be punished for being a slutty little cocktease

On that note; I'm looking to upsize a little. Does anyone have recommendations for something in the 7"x7" range, silicone obviously. something with a nice curve, stiff as hell but with a bit of squish?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972073 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:22:36') {

'>>10971769
Chinesium

Don't get cancer please'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972076 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:24:33') {

'>>10971946
Yes, quite good for the price, just don't buy the RGB shit

It's extra price for no extra benefit. Premium 3.0 is best'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972079 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)12:25:35') {

'>>10972012
Sure'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972100 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:00:07') {

'>>10972073
alright i wont. i googled around a bit and i think ill get a Blush dual density one. not sure which exact model yet'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972107 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:12:39') {

'or is dual density even the play if i want it to hit my prostate good on the way in and out?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972118 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:20:21'  && image=='1689684188116835.jpg') {

'Finally managed to achieve a hfwo after months.
I know it's not a dry orgasm but damn it's a nice confidence boost going forward.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972141 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:50:10'  && image=='1e3cca2dec8102c8316a819cc28c9763.png') {

'My preference is for the dual density, feels very close to the real thing and hits my p-spot well.
But I also have a more rigid material dildo for when I want a hard pounding.

I recommend you try both if you can. This falls into the taste category.

>>10972118
That's great.
Do you mind describing how it felt? I love reading first timers descriptions.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972153 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:55:38') {

'>>10972141
forgot to quote this
>>10972100'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972155 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:58:43') {

'>>10972141
thanks
i'm looking at the blush avant d8 right now which is surprisingly cheap'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972165 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:12:26') {

'>>10968254
< Straight-ish, into women, would do all sorts of kinky things with a passable trans woman but not into dudes
< Anal beads, surprisingly. Not the first time using them, though. Guess I just had to be in the right mindset.
< Dildos in the shower. Or anything in the shower, really, as I don't like the kind of messiness which involves feces at all.

>>10971690
This.

I wanted to ask the pros here about hooks. What am I in for? How should I clean it before&after use, will regular soap, the same one I wash my hands with, do? Ordered my first anal hook, a Stainless Steel 316 / Medical Grade one with a diameter of 4.0 cm. Not sure if the ball is removable or not (hope not, but who knows, finding these things in my Yuropoor country is hard enough, let alone good ones. This one is a Rimba branded one and at least their other BDSM gear is solid enough, so hopefully this is, as it cost me like 50 eurobucks.)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972166 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:15:51'  && image=='1704819366247091.jpg') {

'>>10972141
The buildup felt similar to a regular orgasm but it lasted longer since when I was right on the edge it kinda reset and that happened a few times.
The whole thing felt like a few mini orgasms before I finally went over the edge.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972183 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:31:27') {

'>>10972107
Yes it is'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972185 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:32:47') {

'>>10972165
Never used one, but if it does screw on and off, red loctite will keep it on forever'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972227 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:56:31') {

'>>10972183
do you think this one could be good? >>10972155
the shape seems nice also.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972367 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:01:04'  && image=='Screenshot_20240418-072529.png') {

'>>10971765
One week...that's tough for me. I also don't want to rewire so much of my neural connections that I become a sissy in all but name like pic rel.
Sissies are hot but I just want to explore this side of male sexuality and maybe bottom a few times for the one I care about.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972397 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)17:34:08') {

'>>10972367
You'll only become a sissy if you want to.
I think you should try to hold off penile masturbation for a week and give anal a fair shot, you don't need a cage for that, just will power.
If you don't like it, you carry on with your life as usual but now with the added experience of knowing how anal feels.
We had people in these threads that tried anal a couple of times and didn't enjoy it, that's OK.

Doing anal is not being a homosexual, feeling attracted to men is.
Many guys in these threads are in this category, they enjoy anal but aren't interested in men and guess what, they're straight.
For me, well... I don't really care who is doing the fucking, I just want my ass stuffed good.

So yeah. Give it a go without the fear of this sissy shit.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972479 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)18:54:24') {

'Ok silicone lube is just FUCKING PERFECT, you just pound pound and pound your ass and there's no end to the lubrication, everyone should definitely try it, in my case it was pure cyclomethicone which is very thin and slick, packed lubes are a mixture of different siliicones so they may have more/less friction
>>10972367
yes anal is addictive like meth, be weary (not a joke)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972502 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:11:46') {

'>>10972479
>yes anal is addictive like meth
How's the cleanup, since it's water resistant?
I'm curious to try silicone lube and already have some brands in mind (I'm not from the US).
I tried coconut oil but didn't enjoy it, water based lube works best for me. I don't have access to J-lube btw.

>yes anal is addictive like meth
While I agree, it doesn't take away your free will. If someone doesn't like anal after a couple of tries, I don't think they'll suddenly fall in love with it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972518 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:20:30') {

'>>10972397
>>10972479
Thanks for the encouragement. I'm bi so I'm only concerned about becoming addicted or excessively submissive for anal.
I will try again more often including tonight but won't fap to climax!'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972550 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)19:49:17') {

'>>10972502
>How's the cleanup, since it's water resistant?
I just wipe with a towel/paper and its done, I don't feel the need to make it squeaky clean tho, although just wiping certainly doesn't remove everything, there's no weird/moist leftover feel, it just feels good/slick if anything
>>10972518
As long as you stick to smaller or equal to penis sized things it should be fine, once you start enjoying girthy/deep stuff then you are playing with fire'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972562 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:04:25') {

'I've been fucking my ass the other day and it felt like i'm close to cumming so i tried to relax and some clear fluid came out kind of like peeing. It felt good but not special, kind of like pissing with a full bladder but it was completely clear, thin liquid and not a lot of it.

Was this precum and how different what i'm describing is from anal orgasm/milking?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972573 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:16:38') {

'>>10972550
>once you start enjoying girthy/deep stuff then you are playing with fire
Nah I love being stretched but I'm still mostly normal. It's probably more if you're inclined to be that way then bigger will set you off more.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972579 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:23:26') {

'>>10972562
It's probably seminal fluid with some pee.

>It felt good but not special
They get more intense as you keep having them, building up and up until your orgasm and you can have multiple orgasms.

>milking
Prostate milking is like "forcing" a prostate orgasm and it feels like a very intense penile orgasm and has refractory period. Regdude's article describes it better.

>>10972573
>if you're inclined
Yeah, you aren't going to be a mindless anal whore. I don't know why that anon is trying to be scary.
Don't get me wrong, I love being an anal whore but I aware of it and chose to be one.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972584 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:27:09') {

'>>10971962
>That's a case-by-case thing. You'll have to keep trying until you find it.
See now this morning I woke up feeling horny in my left ass cheek and it was radiating down my leg. I maybe I have nerve damage or something. Pretty sure tha's not right.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972589 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:39:21') {

'>>10972579
It's the first time i've managed to get any emission without jerking off. I do get super soft when doing anal though, softer than my typical flaccid size even.

By milking i refer to the involuntary release of semen without orgasm by pushing on the seminal vesicles. There used to be a guide called "how to milk a bull" or something out there but i couldn't find it in a while.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972603 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:48:10'  && image=='f22e6f4ab6506233f02b8abdd5329c59.jpg') {

'>>10972589
>emission without jerking off
First of many, I hope.
The longer you go without jerking off the easier it becomes. It's not a guarantee though, so don't feel bad in case of failure.

>I do get super soft when doing anal though
The same happens to me. I go limp during the session and stroking don't get me hard.
Dunno why but I love it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972621 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)20:55:59') {

'>>10972603
I am just kind of confused whether it was precum/mini-orgasm or if i was just pushing on my bladder and relaxing let some pee out. I'm familiar with the dry orgasms from using aneros but i started using a dildo more often fairly recently.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972638 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)21:06:19') {

'>>10972621
I've had the exam same thing when really mashing hard and fast with a prostate stimulator like a year or so ago and haven't been able to replicate it. It felt like I needed to pee so I stopped, then went back at it and yeah just squirted milky liquid quite powerfully. It didn't smell like pee and it didn't feel orgasmic, so I wasn't sure what it was. Actually I might have had a smaller occassion of the same thing with my dildo last week. Sprayed a little bit but still no orgasm feeling.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972671 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:03:05') {

'>>10972579
>I don't know why that anon is trying to be scary.
I wasn't trying to be scary, sorry, I was just speaking from experience, but I just realized that because of my addictive personality my experience with it is probably far from the average one, the dopamine high from anal is so much higher than regular masturbation and its very hard for me to get over it, I've struggled with gaming and substances so that has probably a lot to do it with'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972707 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:20:29') {

'>>10972671
Yeah I imagine for me once I achieve an orgasm I'll lose interest in anal, at least for a while. I get compulsively obsessed with doing certain things and then lose all interest at the first level of success. It's like that for all hobbies I've tried. I just find it impossible to commit to things or hold an inrerest longterm.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972732 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:48:07') {

'>>10972707
That might be a sign of undiagnosed ADHD. I'm not dissing, my partner is like that and got diagnosed at 24 in grad school.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972741 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:58:14') {

'>>10972732
Funny you should mention that, I've started recently suspecting it as well when I noticed the pattern. Would explain basically my entire life.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972844 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)02:09:59') {

'>>10972741
Shit. Same. I always knew but never bothered to do anything about it.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972849 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)02:24:23') {

'>>10972844
Also apparently people with ADHD are more likely to engage in dangerous sexual acts because they can't really process consequences until they are happening or have happened.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972850 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)02:25:03') {

'>>10967013
>insanely painful
you are a big boy'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972858 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)02:34:37') {

'>>10972850
You're a grown man now. You WILL brush your colon.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10972994 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)06:19:22'  && image=='sample_e649e397fb7c20e550f1479b27fcf7e1.jpg') {

'Condoms are for anal receivers only, so they don't leak everywhere.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973010 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)06:51:30') {

'>>10965789
Is this pic yours or do you have ANY information about who made it, or what they used to generate it?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973051 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)07:57:07') {

'I had a scare when I saw a bunch of blood on my toilet paper, but it just turned out to be a popped pimple on my buttock.
Thanks for subscribing to my blog.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973108 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)09:34:47'  && image=='472a06c5c87dce789542af8b817cb62a.jpg') {

'>>10972671
>the dopamine high from anal is so much higher than regular masturbation
Yes it is but I don't think it's on the same level of substance dependency. I think you're wrong in putting the two on the same category and I hope you get over you substance addiction.

>>10972994
You can still leak lube.
I already had lube spots on my underwear before. A quick cleaning after a session is enough to avoid that.
Speaking of condoms, I tried my dildos (silicone) with and without condoms and didn't find any difference. All were great.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973125 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)10:01:50') {

'>>10973108
Its just hyperbole/figure of speech :^)'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973139 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)10:20:10') {

'>>10972367
>I don't want to rewire my neural connections
The meme of irreversible change is a meme you dork. There isn't a "biological override" or some shit that rewires your brain. The entire reason you need a one week buffer is because you do a regular jack off once and you go straight back to normal.
I enjoy playing with my ass, and nutting from buttplay is way better than jacking off. Even if I've "rewired my brain" I still regular fap because it skips the muscle aches from squats, tummy wind pains from buttgulping air, sloppy lube farts, and the big prep and clean up.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973173 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:01:48') {

'>>10968488
Depends
Suppressing a normal horny can be good, but if you're ever coasting on as "more horny than I have been in a while", fuck that shit hard.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973174 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:02:45') {

'>>10973139
>tfw I've almost hit my week and I'm actually just getting less horny after the 4th or 5th day
I feel like I'm just beating my masturbation addiction instead. I'll take that as a win if I don't get the butt orgasm as one. Christ, come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I didn't go 3 or 4 days without jerking off.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973251 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:27:58') {

'>>10973051
Didn't ask'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973253 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:28:59') {

'>>10973174
I can't even go two days, what's your secret'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973271 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)12:43:04'  && image=='69107419_p22.png') {

'Beginner Aneros anon here. I still played with that toy last night but didn't jerk off at the end. This time I didn't really warm up and it got in easily. Also the sensation was that the Aneros was more filling and I was able to keep the erection for most of the session.
Unfortunately I didn't feel any special sensation back there, I wonder if I'm even contracting the right muscles to start the movement.

>>10973253
Try to get busy with other IRL stuff. That's how I'm trying'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973290 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:04:50'  && image=='sample_47b1000563270f857e381a4a24babce5.jpg') {

'It amazes me that in this day and age someone can publish paid material on the internet and have it controlled enough for it not to leak everywhere.
Hrenit if you are there somewhere I am impressed really.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973299 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:10:30') {

'>>10973253
It's simple. Penile masturbation means less butt sensation.
That's enough for me to abstain.

>>10973271
Aneros takes a while to get going, read their wikis and keep trying. There's no magical recipe.
I have one (knockoff) but personally I don't like it. I want some stretching and hard pounding, Aneros is too subtle and slow for my taste.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973330 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)13:45:19') {

'Ughhhh I love taking my big dildo up my butt <3<3<3';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973373 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)14:27:52') {

'I've been away from home for work the past two weeks. Intentionally didn't bring any toys, and managed to avoid fapping the whole time. Tonight should be fun.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973449 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)15:51:33') {

'Do I buy cbd or the lube?
I forgot which one and currently there a 4/20 sale.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973540 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:30:07') {

'>>10972858
>You're a grown man
for thou'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973547 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:40:56') {

'Is it easier to cum handsfree with or without a chastity on?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973569 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:00:46') {

'>>10973449
THC lube or CBD lube? Also didn’t realize the autocorrect'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973640 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:05:43') {

'Anyone have any experience with using duck fat as lube?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973657 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:18:45') {

'>>10973253
I got a chastity cage. Every other no fap attempt I've made has failed. Browsing 4chan and having your dick available is just a killer. Even on blue boards you'll come across something that will set you off.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973671 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)19:45:21') {

'>>10973547
The cage motion gives you penile stimulation and distract from anal.
I find it easier to have an AO without a cage.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973720 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)21:09:36'  && image=='godiwishthatwasme.jpg') {

'5 days and this is the most I've spent without ejaculating in years. Several years.
Im losing it. I've been horny for hours now, I'm not even getting erections anymore but I can feel my swollen prostate all the time. It's just there, right behind my scrotum, engorged, begging for attention, for a pressure, a squeeze, a force put on it against my body.
And I want that done to me so bad. I want a dommy mommy to tie me to a bed face down, legs closed and for her to call a voluptuous futa to use me. I want to feel her entering the room and rest easy that there is nothing to worry about, that it is done, that I'm just going to get fucked. I want her to start with a couple of fingers, lubricating my ass while the dommy just stays in control watching and caressing my hair. I want to feel the weight of the futa as she finally penetrates me pressing me against the bed, squeezing my pleasure button against my belly, grabbing my shoulders while I dont have a care in the world. I want to feel her bouncing breasts on my back as she picks up the tempo and starts actually fucking me while I lose my mind.

Im not sure how I'm gonna handle two days more. I can't think about anything anymore.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973788 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)22:50:30') {

'>>10973720
I'm an expert in butt stuff and in my educated opinion it sounds like you're ready.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973950 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:26:10'  && image=='1615967225788.png') {

'>>10967481
I doubt it's ass cancer, it sounds more like a prostate infection to me. Or could it just be your diet, if you've been eating a lot of red meat, greasy food or dairy products and doing butt stuff it can cause a lot of irritation, try laying off those foods and eating some veggies. And plus you don't even need to see primary care provider to get it checked out, just pop into an urgent care clinic and they can you more useful info than a bunch of pervert retards here on /d'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973962 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)02:48:47'  && image=='FELj8kVXMA4EzRo.jpg') {

'>>10971246
I'd say something like silk or nylon would work really well. I'm thinking of getting a silk pillow case to put my unholy amount of toys in'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973983 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:19:52') {

'>>10973290
Why is it amazing, you yourself could fix that in just a few minutes if you paid for it and then uploaded it publicly


See, not so impressive, it's just human nature'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973984 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:20:53') {

'>>10973569
>>10973449
THC for the high, but realistically both aren't very effective

Just use regular lube and get high on thc normally'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973986 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:21:59') {

'>>10973720
If you can make it to ten days you'll be ready to let any guy bend you over'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10973987 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)03:23:00') {

'>>10973950
Why do you want anon to risk having ass cancer?

The sooner it's caught the better his chances'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974072 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)05:03:32') {

'>>10967202
Maybe you have small cuts in the ass from a hard pounding'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974088 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)05:46:50') {

'>buy new rubber dongs
>shipped on the same day
>carrier fucks up and it's delayed until next week
Great. At least now I'm not on edge all day until they arrive.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974094 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)05:55:33'  && image=='4ad4c3d2efaadcc339174782480e1c74.jpg') {

'I love my njoy clone, it gives me wet orgasms every time I use it. Dry orgasms from dildos are great too, but they leave me frustrated, so I'm glad the njoy works so well. My sessions used to end with so much frustration building that I had to stroke, but no more.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974169 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)08:27:39') {

'>>10973983
I've encountered enough of it removed through dmca to know it's not that simple
>>10973986
It's hard enough to give myself an anal orgasm, I don't trust a random guy to be able to fuck properly. Plus I don't even like men.
I used to think that women I had sex with complimented me out of courtesy or something, after a couple of conversations years later and a little walk on the other side I now know that a good chunk of guys out there are just absolutely terrible at fucking.
And it's not like he would last enough anyway'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974246 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)10:13:51') {

'>>10974072
that's what I'm thinking, it's gotten better but it's still there and the earliest appointment I could make was on the 25th'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974267 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)10:32:51'  && image=='1712782331962652.png') {

'I hate my body sometimes. Keeps me from playing with my ass so much.
The only upside is that I started to work on my medium Chance with my mouth when I couldn't use my ass and now I can deepthroat it all the way.
Fuck I wanna be used and treated as it's fitting for a maso slut like I am so bad.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974299 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)11:16:28') {

'>>10973720
retarded question but your prostate gets "bigger" after not fapping for few days? idk i jerk off every day, maybe thats why i have a hard time getting an anal orgasm?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974321 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)11:53:17') {

'>>10968986
Well tell them to deliver it faster!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974354 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:27:23'  && image=='Dhmoldon-1062782-Charging_2B.png') {

'Please don't mess up the next bread (again...)';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974364 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:37:01') {

'How does anal compare to vaginal penetration?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974380 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)12:55:09') {

'>>10974354
They already did'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974392 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:08:31') {

'>>10974364
Depends on the woman, there's no single size fits all for women's anal preference.
Some like, some don't. Those who love it, love it so much they don't use their pussy anymore.
The whole thing varies wildly.

For my personal experience, only a single gf accepted receiving anal and she didn't like it.

That said, some women do love it. There's a nice blog I read sometimes about a woman going anal only and giving advice to other women wanting to do the same.
analonlylifestyle DOT blog'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974394 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:14:06') {

'>>10974094
what's the best postition for using an njoy?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974405 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:28:08') {

'>>10974169
Once it's online it's impossible to stop fully

You could be part of the solution anon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974406 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:29:08') {

'>>10974394
Throw it in the trash'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974427 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)13:52:44') {

'>>10974299
anyone?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974432 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)14:00:44') {

'>>10974299
>>10974427
Read the goddamn OP you lazy fag
From Regdude:

Abstinence from masturbation can help reaching a prostate orgasm, but it can have an adverse effect too. When you masturbate regularly, your body adjusts the semen production to match the requested frequency of ejaculation. When you stop masturbating regularly, your body keeps producing an increased amount of semen for some time since your body is expecting an ejaculation soon, but if no ejaculation is happening, then your body reduces the semen production

About the size, read the damn guide'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974442 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)14:11:13') {

'Who gonna bake';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974444 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)14:12:33') {

'>>10974442
I have the OP ready but we're on page 4, let's wait a bit longer.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974463 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)14:39:05') {

'>>10974444
Change the question of the day, it has been there for the last 2 threads already.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974473 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)14:49:41') {

'I have to leave and was afraid of the other OP fucking up again so I made the thread already.
>>10974471
>>10974471
>>10974471

>>10974463
I know, there's two questions this time.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10974519 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)15:49:38'  && image=='1664021291308295.jpg') {

'>>10974321
It already arrived on Thursday, but of course I needed more than a single session to be able to compare them.
And it obviously had nothing to do with the fact that I was too busy lying in bed, feeling like my lower body was melting.

I want to write a bit more about it later but the bottom line is that at least so far I like it a lot more than the helix.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==10977665 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)15:45:03') {

'>>10968238
US is such a mystery to me. Some american have the gall to call us europoors, but you are fucked on so many fronts that we in EU don't even think or fight about. I recently went to my GP; appointment was in two days. She referred me to an specialist; appointment is in three weeks. I also have a car and can can drve my bf's if I want to, could walk too to the doctor. I'm also walking to the specialist. Americans need to drive for 20 minutes to get to a mall, lol. The poor ones have to take a bus full of niggers, lol again.'
;

}

}
}