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int postNumber = 2787567;
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String date = '04/16/24(Tue)11:37:48';
String comment = 'The question is not "why" but why are you not building a BATMAN entrance to your basement?';
'I live in a burrito thats why duh';
'because I'm not a paranoid schizophrenic, that's why.';
'>>2787597
ok, but when [they] come, you'll wish you were!';
'>>2787629
Which they?';
'>>2787763
({[they]})';
'>BATMAN entrance
bruh it's called a walk-out basement.';
'>>2787597
Bill Gates has underground bunkers in his house. That's the bare minimum you need to survive ww3.';
'We're in hell';
'>>2787567
Not DIY. You aren't building one. This is a fantasy thread not a DO it yourself thread. You don't even own a home.';
'>>2787567
do you have any idea how annoying it is digging through dirt and roots and concrete? it spent the last week digging a trenches and burying landscaping lights. it was awful. i will never do that for fun.';
'>>2787567
Because I live in a floodplane';
'>>2787808
another window next to the door would do wonders';
}