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String date = '04/19/24(Fri)13:59:06';
String comment = 'i wish to build a standing desk, but wood seems to heavy for that, any ideas ?';
'I made mine out of styrofoam and it is great. Except when the wind blows.';
'i made one out of dried cum. you'd be surprised how resilient the stuff is.
alternatively, one could take inspiration from a variety of african tribes and use dung.';
'>frogposter makes another abhorrent thread';
'>>2788918
Have you tried just using the floor?
>Already assembled
>Knows you well
>Always there to support you (and your stuff)
>Wasn't built by a retard
>You don't have to stand
You're welcome
I accept Bitcoin and cum tributes of William Shatner';
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