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public void what pants do I wear in summer?(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'what pants do I wear in summer?';
int postNumber = 18086872;
String image = '1713156016611012.jpg';
String date = '04/15/24(Mon)00:40:16';
String comment = 'can I wear shorts or they are bad? i just want to look like a normie';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18086887 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)00:49:58') {

'>>18086872
i sunburn too easily for shorts unless i use tanning beds. here's the most comfortable long pants i've found for summer:
light weight 2x1 twill jeans (meaning woven like a shirt, not pants, v breathable) https://misterfreedom.com/products/raiders-fatigues-2x1-army-denim
& linen pants in looser cuts.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18086899 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)01:12:30') {

'I just wear shorts or chinos
really sticking to cotton, linen, and I've got some silk shit I break out every so often'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18086950 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)02:37:44') {

'>>18086872
>i just want to look like a normie

pink khaki shorts are in with normies rn'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087678 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)17:25:02') {

'I think shorts can look good but only near the ocean or a pool and only if you’re fit. It helps if they’re shorter inseam. They can’t go below the knee.

But in general shorts look bad, I think. I think it’s better to wear pants. I’ve never had this issue where I’m too hot to wear jeans or chinos or whatever, but linen pants are generally the lightest and airiest pants.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088237 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)10:14:06') {

'Don't listen to this >>18087678 autist. When it's warm or hot outside, wear shorts. If you don't wear shorts, you look autistic. Just make sure they suit your physique - slim fit if you have chicken legs, regular fit if you're in reasonable shape, relaxed/loose fit only if you've got muscular legs (big calves included). Choose an inseam that makes them sit slightly above the knee like in the OP pic.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088439 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)13:22:55') {

'>>18088237
And where do you live?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089406 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)11:14:47') {

'>>18086872
You can go natural and wear linen or do poly trail pants from a company like ll bean or kühl. If they are advertised as spf 50+ then they're made for the heat.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089417 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)11:32:26') {

'>>18088237
> you look autistic if you don’t wear shorts
lol ok whatever you say bud'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090199 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)07:00:07') {

'>>18089417
It's true, unless you find a particularly good pair of chinos or you're attending an event where trousers are more acceptable than shorts (think something like a fairly formal lawn party, but even then shorts can be okay really), then you simply look like an autist who is afraid of shorts because of deep insecurities about their skinnyfat body.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090234 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)08:32:37') {

'>>18086872
that looks legit horrible post a different pic maybe next time'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091813 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:20:02') {

'you can wear shorts, but please just keep them below your knees
i don't care what anyone else says, i hate above the knee shorts on men. i hate wearing them, and i hate seeing them on other men. they look and feel way too much like boxers
i am, and always will be a 90s and early 2000s kid
the short shorts should've stayed in the 80s. they never should've come back. this is a hill i will die on'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091858 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)16:58:50') {

'>>18091813
>below your knees
That's gay. You will look like a woman in capri'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091864 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:02:06') {

'>>18089417
>>18090199
Europoor vs Amerifat mind. I've come to find many arguments on this shit board come from simple geographical and cultural differences. Wearing shorts in most of Europe, even in the summer, makes you look like a strange manchild. Wearing pants in the US in the summer makes you look like either an office wagie or an insecure autist. Thats all.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091883 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)17:10:49') {

'>>18086872
cargo shorts'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091959 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)18:06:47') {

'>>18091858
last time i checked women's capris weren't extremely baggy and didn't have lots of huge pockets you can fit an entire textbook and way more in'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18092499 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)05:46:19') {

'>>18091813
Below the knee defeats the purpose of them being shorts in the first place. Might as well wear pants at that point.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18092502 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)05:47:19') {

'>>18091883
>cargo shorts
Some of us want to attract the opposite sex, not scare them away.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093016 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)17:34:44') {

'>>18091813
Just say you're insecure about your skinny girly legs god damn'
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}

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