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String date = '04/15/24(Mon)14:26:30';
String comment = 'I've grown my hair out long and now a fuckton of hair has been broken off halfway or shorter from brushing. This is pissing me off. What do?';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087481 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)14:50:33') {

'>>18087450
your hair is damaged and your only option is to cut off the damage and develop healthier habits'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087751 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)18:44:35') {

'>>18087450
Hair isn't a living thing, so anything that does damage to it is permanent until new growth reaches that length. There are hair repair serums but a lot of the marketing is gimmicky, don't try anything advertised to repair your hair in shampoo for example.

Treat your hair a little kinder so new growth won't be affected as much.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087929 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)22:48:10') {

'>>18087751
Not helpful retard'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087930 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)22:52:19') {

'>>18087450
I suggest you pray to God to heal. Hes healed my face. Hes been slowly altering the position of two teeth on the bottom row for me to give me a wider face. He's smoothed out my cheeks. He's shaped my nose. He's flattened my lips. My eyes were always pretty good, I don't think he did anything there. He's given me a big cock to be impressive when I jerk it in hell. I guess I've been raptured, I wouldn't expect it.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087936 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)23:00:51') {

'>>18087929
Okay here is an actual tip then. Don't rub your hair with a towel, this will fuck up your hair. Instead you should use a microfiber towel and air-dry it. It'll take a bit longer but you'll just have to live with it'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089435 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)11:42:01') {

'>>18087929

Repair serum. Use it. Look up "Redken Bonding Treatment for Damaged Hair Repair".

Again, hair damage is irreversible, this is the equivalent of filling potholes with concrete-- your cuticle damage will be filled out and your hair will be smooth. Ideally your new growth will replace your damaged hair.

>>18087936
Pat and squeeze your hair, don't tousle it. Like this guy said, a microfiber towel isn't as rough on your cuticle.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089445 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)11:49:25'  && image=='file.png') {

'>>18087929
>Not helpful retard'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089607 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)14:45:53') {

'>this fucking thread
I’m growing my hair out, know what I do? Nothing. Don’t brush it, don’t wash with shampoo or conditioner, don’t gently dab it with a “microfiber towel”, I just rinse my hair with water thoroughly and leave it the fuck alone, what’s wrong with you fucking slaves, are you legitimately unable to comprehend life without consooming? My hair looks and feels great and I don’t need to douse it in chemical slop to achieve this'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089616 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)14:59:18') {

'>>18089607
I don't like and I dont use shampoo but my hair gets dirty and greasy fast they get stuck together like curls
what do I do
I'm a dirty neet btw'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089625 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)15:14:14') {

'right, long hair haver this is what youre doing. If most of your hair is fucked and you cant even hide it and its just a loss then fucking cut it and start again if its not then start taking care of it by

>wrapping your shit while u sleep or putting on a silk pillowcase to stop breakage

>brush your hair from the TIP to the root not the root to the tip like a mong

>be really fucking gentle when you brush and take the time, dont just man handle it

>put your shit into protective styles when doing stuff (low pony tail is the least faggy way by tying your shit you stop mechanical damage)

>avoid mechanical damage (car seats, bus seats, zippers, bag handles etc)

>get your shit trimmed every 4-6 months because they cut the split ends and or get layers because it hides the fucked up bits and reduces the length of a lot of the hair so you cant fuck it up as easily

just stop being retarded basically'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089627 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)15:17:54') {

'>>18089607
shampooing and conditioning every other day to 2 days then gently seperating it with a wide toothed comb to dry then patting it to damp and leaving it isn't fucking slave chemical slop consooming, how even is it that is literally barebones hair care.

>dont brush it
you 100% do not have euro hair or are some sort of third worlder'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091054 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:38:32') {

'>>18089607
Every hair is different. I gotta wash mine and comb it, else it'll be entirely tied up. Though I only comb it every 2-3 days and wash 3 times a week after working out.
To add, diet can also affect it, as does genetics, whether you use or don't use shampoo/cond with/without salt, where you live if it's hot, cold, humid, dry, near ocean.
There's also that whole natural shampoo with coconut, avocado or whatever oil differs per person. Same with that seal/salt water spray.
You gotta find what works with you. >>18089625 has some good tips. For tying you can also use a chopstick or something to spin it in a bun and stick the stick through it. Doesn't break any hairs if you do it right compared to tying or using a band.
Also get a wooden comb.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091080 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:10:37'  && image=='Screenshot 2024-04-18 at 9.09.19 PM.png') {

'Look i know it looks goofy but these 'massage combs' are the best detangler ive found. I start with this, then move to a regular wide tooth comb';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091082 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:12:13') {

'>>18087450
get a wide toothed comb and stop towel drying'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093249 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)22:03:52') {

'>>18089625
Any recs on brushes? I was looking into wooden ones.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093455 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)05:26:33') {

'>>18093249
boar bristle brush, evenly distributes oils n shit, like: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bristle-Bristles-Texture-Headband-Included/dp/B07F9QG9XZ?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=ALPDTFZI7FJOM'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093459 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)05:33:24') {

'>>18087929
you might be brain damaged.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093999 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)16:42:34') {

'>>18089625
>brush your hair from the TIP to the root not the root to the tip like a mong
wait
What the fuck? Is this right?'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18094008 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)16:49:41') {

'>>18093999
Oh, you mean to brush in sections, not to literally reverse the direction you run the brush. Okay.'
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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18095377 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)20:37:00') {

'>>18087450
Don't use cheap hair ties'
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