import 4.code.about;

class Header {

public void title() {

String fullTitle = '/fa/';
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public void menu();

public void board();

public void goToBottom();

}
class Thread extends Board {
public void What type of bag is most /fa/ for men?(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'What type of bag is most /fa/ for men?';
int postNumber = 18087683;
String image = '1713216755534149.jpg';
String date = '04/15/24(Mon)17:32:35';
String comment = 'I need a bag that is fashionable for everyday wear, need to pack my wallet, keys, phone, power bank, sunscreen, umbrella (those small pop up ones) etc.

What does /fa/ recommend? I personally think a messenger bag would be best.'
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}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087684 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)17:33:36') {

'for me its the duffle bag that came with gta 4's collectors edition';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087687 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)17:38:20') {

'>>18087683
You don't need a bag'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087899 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)21:54:46') {

'>>18087684
Shit barely holds more than a 2L bottle of coke and is made of the thinnest Chinesium fabric'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18087960 && dateTime=='04/15/24(Mon)23:23:23'  && image=='Grid1_4_7d2d6c35-b86c-492e-b52a-bc47b4036651.jpg') {

'>>18087683
>>18087687
A Witcher need to hold his potions and oils somewhere.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088029 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)01:21:20') {

'>>18087687
It's a bill of rights not a bill of needs. You don't need to be /fa/ but here we are.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088032 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)01:24:57'  && image=='1696756894932191.jpg') {

'>>18087683
vintage filson small rugged twill duffle'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088817 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:32:39') {

'>>18087960
A backpack is fashionable?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088851 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:50:07'  && image=='ruspants-155x300.jpg') {

'>>18088817
Your protestations mean nothing, I've seen what this board cheers for.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089615 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)14:57:50') {

'bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089850 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)19:10:00') {

'A backpack honestly, anything else either looks stupid or is too uncomfortable to use regularly.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089857 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)19:17:08'  && image=='1711246490662825.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089898 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)20:33:15') {

'>>18087687
This, I just walk around holding my laptop or whatever in my hands.
Last time I opened a bank account I just walked in with a ziplock bag containing about $4k in cash. The clerk actually messed up a bunch of stuff because she was so bothered by that I had to spend two hours on the phone correcting it.

That's how you make an impression.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089989 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)22:34:17') {

'>>18087683
I got a timbuk2 medium size Messanger bag on eBay for my laptop and work stuff. Functional, durable and sensibly styled.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089994 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)22:40:29'  && image=='IMG_8913.jpg') {

'>>18089989
Looks like pic rel, but de-badged and reflectors removed. Also added an after market shoulder strap pad I got off Amazon for pretty cheap.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090134 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)04:09:37') {

'>>18089898
>I just walked in with a ziplock bag containing about $4k in cash
unironically kino
I will say a grocery bag with your shit in it can be pretty effay depdning on the circumstances

>>18087683
jeans an t-shirt with briefcase: autism
suit with backpack: autism
casual outfit with beat up jansport: potentially effay
suit with black nylon duffle bag or atache case: effay
it's not one-size fits all man'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090291 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:44:21') {

'>>18087683
Two minimalist full grain leather backpacks. One in brown (depending on wardrobe: coffee or cognac), one in black.
A backpack goes with casual fits and the premium material makes it work with more formal outfits.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090569 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)13:46:41') {

'>>18087683
SOmething like this >>18089994 is nice. Its frank and knows what it is. The bags that just have bits of leather strapped to it look kind of try hard to me imo. Not quite sure what it is. Like a full leather briefcase is fine, but just having little strips of it just seems gaudy "I AM an adult guys, This is NOT a childs bag". Not sure why though.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090582 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:04:21'  && image=='Screenshot 2024-04-18 at 14-03-51 Dakota Waxed Canvas Messenger Bag Field Khaki w_ Chestnut Brown Leather.png') {

'Ive gotten compliments on this one
https://buffalojackson.com/collections/leather-messenger-bags/products/military-canvas-messenger-bag-dakota-field-tan'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090587 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:09:33') {

'>>18088032
I have a 2017 Filson Original Briefcase and I love it'
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}

}
}