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class Thread extends Board {
public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 18088821;
String image = '1713256675493392.jpg';
String date = '04/16/24(Tue)04:37:55';
String comment = 'You aren't a modern day aristocrat if you don't have a zippo always with you';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088822 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)05:41:31') {

'>>18088821
leaky shit would rather just use a bic but i quit smoking a long time ago'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088823 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)06:29:45') {

'>>18088821
>i'm 12 years old'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088824 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)06:33:01') {

'>>18088821
How do you recognize a Zippo user?
He smells like gasoline and asks for light'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088825 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)07:58:36') {

'>>18088821
I just carry around a jumbo box of matches'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088826 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)09:14:29'  && image=='PXL_20240225_013828187.jpg') {

'>>18088825
>>18088824
>>18088823
>>18088822
>>18088821
If you don't have a watch you mean'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088827 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)09:18:09') {

'>>18088826
but i do have an f91w'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088828 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)09:21:15') {

'I carry around a little bottle of gas station xxxtra hot sauce and light my cigs with my butthole.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088829 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)09:55:34') {

'>>18088827
Congrats anon'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088830 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)10:03:26') {

'>>18088821
I had one of these in the classic "black ice" finish when I was 13. Everyone at school thought it was really neat. I've never in my life smoked a cigarette.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088831 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)10:12:50') {

'>there are people that don't even know what kerosene tastes like
I'm dying.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088832 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)13:23:33') {

'>>18088821
in the long run its cheaper than buying throw away lighters. hardly an object of status, more an accessory for smart people that need to light stuff'
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}

if(Coloradanon && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088833 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)18:24:01') {

'>>18088832
How? In 100 years they haven't figured out how yo make flints last as long as a $2 gas station lighter. So you have to buy those. You have to buy the gas. And then you are more likely to lose it than keep it long enough to ever outvalue buying bic lighters.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088834 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)19:37:12'  && image=='ww2-german-nazi-very-nice-unique-heer-army-gas-lighter-eagle-and-swastika_3[1].jpg') {

'>mogs you';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088978 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)22:32:25') {

'>>18088833
>And then you are more likely to lose it than keep it long enough to ever outvalue buying bic lighters.
Maybe if you're a stoner who's always spacing out about things, but I EDC'd Zippos for like 18 years and never lost one.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18088996 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)22:49:06'  && image=='1_3258f6b51212c901729f172454e3eef4.jpg') {

'>>18088821
imcochads arise'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089025 && dateTime=='04/16/24(Tue)23:21:04') {

'>>18088821
>>18088826
Yeah you become an aristocrat by buying these Reddit trinkets'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089114 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)01:56:25'  && image=='176D3589-9348-461D-81E8-B8A3A78339C6.jpg') {

'The Patrician Choice';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089505 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)13:16:16') {

'>>18088821
>>18088826
are chinese preteen mall dwellers "aristocratic" now?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089575 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)14:25:35') {

'>>18088826
For lighters what would be the casio f-91 equivalent?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18089669 && dateTime=='04/17/24(Wed)15:55:15'  && image=='81c61u2TSTL._AC_SL1500_.jpg') {

'>>18088821
Imco is superior.
>does not leak
>much smaller enclosure over the wick, lighter fluid does not evaporate as quickly
>can be disassembled and used as a candle or a "matchstick" to light a fire, much more convenient'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090262 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:18:27') {

'>>18088821
You aren't a modern day aristocrat if your family net worth is under $100000000000 MINIMUM. You probably ride public transportation.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090263 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)09:19:27') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091075 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)00:01:34') {

'>>18088833
You can extract the flint from empty gas station lighters and put it in your zippo'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093314 && dateTime=='04/20/24(Sat)23:55:31'  && image=='1000015523.jpg') {

'>>18088821
>overpriced boomer garbage
Chinese lighters are better made and don't try as hard to be cool.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18093923 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)15:39:45') {

'>>18088821
My Zippo keeps drying up. What do?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18094069 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)17:33:14') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18094215 && dateTime=='04/21/24(Sun)20:18:17'  && image=='Untitled.jpg') {

'>>18093923
it's going to do that, they're not air tight.
you can stick a butane lighter in the case, either from zippo themelves or a third party like vector thunderbird'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18094543 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)03:23:07') {

'>>18088821
Zippos are so ubiquitous they've ceased being cool. You can always tell someone thinks they're badass when they whip out their zippo because [spoiler]I thought I was too[/spoiler]

>>18093923
Cut the wick shorter. It'll last 2x longer because a lot of fuel evaporates through there, it also makes the Zippo more windproof since the flame "sits" lower.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18094599 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)04:59:33'  && image=='kok.png') {

'>>18088834
mogs you'
;

}

}
}