String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 18088858;
String image = '1713311986522435.jpg';
String date = '04/16/24(Tue)19:59:46';
String comment = 'The hell is going on in the crotch region?';
'>>18088858
Pants are in the middle of baggy and skinny.
He needs to pick one in order to look good';
'>>18088858
How do I ensure this will never happen to my pants?';
'>>18088858
Don't venture near a school in those.';
'>>18088858
Just looked in a mirror and my pants are doing the exact same thing.
Fuck, I just got home from the gym, I was wondering why people were avoiding me';
'>>18089660
WHOAH, MOMMA!';
'>>18088858
Who is that';
'>>18090177
A perverted old man from etsy reviews';
'>>18088858
adult diapers mayhaps?';
'>>18090571
I thought that was just a meme?';
'>>18090572
You know how old people can have constipation and shit? Bowel problems can hit at older ages.
Or maybe hes a diaper fetish, idk.';
}