String fullTitle = 'Joner prevention';
int postNumber = 18089437;
String image = '1713368543450814.jpg';
String date = '04/17/24(Wed)11:42:23';
String comment = 'Long time joner sufferer here. All women think I am a sex pest. In fact, I cannot control my joner. Every pair of trousers I own gives me a joner. How do I prevent joners?';
'embrace it';
'>>18089437
I heard a chastity cage is pretty good for keeping boners down anon. I wish you the best of luck when it comes to interacting with women.
Alternatively, just wear on a groin cup for a gigachad permanent bulge-- people will eventually get used to it. Maybe.';
'>>18089442
Talking joners not boners. My penis stopped working 5 years ago';
'>>18089443
Oh. You should probably discuss this with a tailor if I'm going to be honest. I too struggle with the joners...';
'>>18089437
>joner';
'>>18089437
joner mama';
}