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int postNumber = 18089809;
String image = '1713392381483582.jpg';
String date = '04/17/24(Wed)18:19:41';
String comment = 'You can't pull off a mustache if you're under 40, you look ridiculous.';
'>>18089809
facial hair is for chinlets and incels';
'>>18089811
Yeah look at him covering his chin';
'The kids wear mustaches these days because they are all balding and can’t grow a beard. So they grow a comical mustache';
'>>18089809
Mustaches are for meds/middle easterners, don't bother otherwise';
'>>18089809
Mustaches are cool, trendy, and alt on people under 40. 40 and up it's just an uncool regular adult mustache. This was the same for beards when beards were the mustaches of the early 2010s';
'>>18089821
thats bullshit pal';
'>>18089853
Is that the youtube cowboy uncle';
'>>18089900
my bad it's the cowboy uncle from big lebowski
figured he looks familiar';
'>>18089809
He has gay eyes';
'“gay eyes” what are you, a faggot?';
'>>18089834
What made mustaches so popular? I always thought younger people unanimously considered them creepy';
'>>18089816
Thinning hair with a mustache and unbuttoned shirt can look like pure sex.';
'>>18089943
Gay eyes is where your eyes look too soft, hopeful, and sparkley. Not even him, but that's a known common term. Normal men have harder eyes.';
'>>18089991
It's just an illusion.
You can have gay eyes if you take care of your skin and manicure your eyebrows.';
'>>18089963
80's and the whole mullet shit.
When I was a kid, mustaches were for old people and pedos, but now I see girls saying they go wild for the mustaches.
Fashion is weird, it like taps into people heads and they start liking what everyone is doing.';
'>>18089963
trend cycles. tiktok. beards being associated with aging millennials';
'>>18089811
moustaches are the opposite.
can't look good with just a moustache unless you have a proper chin and jawline.';
'>>18090703
I think you're born with one or more wrong hormone wash in utero and you basically have the eyes of a woman';
'>>18091251
You need a long midface too.';
'you grow mustache if your teeth have rotten through and feel bad about people seeing them, not to look good';
'>>18091241
you must have forgot about Movember';
'>>18092309
you must have forgot that it quickly became no shave November for balding chinlets';
}