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int postNumber = 18090436;
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String date = '04/18/24(Thu)11:22:10';
String comment = 'I have a hairline and skull shape very very similar to this lil nigga, same hair color too. I shaved my head years ago but I want to give it a try again and grow some hair. Is there a way for me to convincingly hide my receding hairline in a situation like this? Meaning, do you think this guy could do it if he wanted to';
'Bump';
'Der Wagnerkopf';
'Ask Yakub';
'>>18090436
WTF happend to the HP cast? They all look twice their real ages';
'>>18090436
desu, the more you care about hiding/styling your balding hairline, the worse it will look, for you and the people around you.
picrel was considered peak-manliness in turkey in the 2000's.
just stop caring about it and go for a short haircut. my piece of advice.';
'>>18090436
>Is there a way for me to convincingly hide my receding hairline in a situation like this?
No, you literally have to embrace the look, otherwise it doesn't work.
>do you think this guy could do it if he wanted to
No, he doesn't have enough hair density on the top of his head to hide the temples if he let it hang down to the sides.
>>18092604
That's what happens when you take meth, coke, painkillers and alcohol as a teenager.';
'>>18090436
embrace it brah';
'>>18094055
this looks like if chris hemsworth had a retarded ugly brother';
'>>18094055
I might be bald but at least I don't have an unibrow, goddddddddddang';
'>>18094070
A unibrow can be fixed in 5 minutes, unlike being a disgusting baldcuck kek.';
'>>18094074
nice one anon, still wouldn't swap.';
'>>18090436
Light bulb heads never look good shaven.
If you look like that, cut your hair relatively short, mess it up, pushing it forward, with product, and it will cover up some of the balding. And you need facial hair to balance the face out.
That dum dum is doing everything the opposite, and thus looks much worse for it.';
'>>18094104
Beggars can't be choosers, mr. chrome dome lmao';
'>>18094070
You can shave a unibrow. Try shaving your way out of baldness, CHUD. Also, a unibrow is a sign of high-T. Something a CHUD like you wouldn't know.';
'>>18094070
Uhhhhhh... I don't think you should be satisfied in that scenario lol, you can kinda just... pluck your brows yknow';
'>>18090436
I have that skull shape.
DO NOT SHAVE YOUR HAIR. Trust me, you'll be severely disappointed in your genetics.';
'Look how russians style their hair.';
'>>18090436
I would say he/you could try bangs (or some style that brings the hair forward) but with a wide forehead like that, that's not really an option.
Best thing you can do is embrace it. Either shave, buzz, or just wear it as is.
Surgery is also an option for some but that's costly and requires long term maintenance
>>18092604
brit genes';
'>>18094203
>>18095620
>Light bulb heads never look good shaven
not much you can do about that. Eventually the reaper takes it all. Some sooner than others.
I'm in the same boat as OP and went 0 guard all over. I don't get good looks from girls anymore but life goes on. At least I have the benefit of being tan so I don't get that pinkish look';
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