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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 18090585;
String image = '1713463576857031.jpg';
String date = '04/18/24(Thu)14:06:16';
String comment = 'Does this qualify as a "zoomer" haircut?';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090594 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:16:33') {

'>>18090585
It looks retarded so yes';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090596 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:17:59') {

'>>18090585
Knowing he has adhd makes me like him
I got adhd too he seems nicer than what his reputation suggests';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090606 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:23:49') {

'>>18090585
No';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090612 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:28:20') {

'>>18090594
>>18090596
>>18090606
>Yes/Non-answer/No
Uh.. thanks /fa/?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090615 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:28:58') {

'>>18090585
You tell me';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090621 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)14:34:34') {

'>>18090615
I am going to say yes but I am here for second opinions. What do you think and why?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090969 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:01:03') {

'>>18090585
does it matter?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18090970 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:05:11') {

'Haven't seen that guy online ever since Tate rose to power.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091020 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)22:58:10') {

'>>18090612
Yes. Molet is a redneck trash style, yet zoomers are scraping the bottom of the barrel for "cringe" cultures to make them "cool" again by "rocking them" without "care". This molet has shaved sides which are blatant zoomers giveaway. Beard is just regular faggotry, which only displays that you are nothing but a tool, which zoomers are regardless by their nature itself. So yes, the answer is yes.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091027 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:09:51') {

'>>18090970
He has been dealing with a massive SEC shitstorm with his company and lots of wild accusations have been thrown around about him partying away $50 million in company money. The SEC has it out for him as allegedly his father had a lot of illegal earnings he funneled to Dan. If he is smart (he probably isn’t) he will stay out of the spotlight.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091032 && dateTime=='04/18/24(Thu)23:16:48') {

'>>18090585
>>18090594
Yeah, looks dumb on purpose.
Which is what zoomers do to show how "cool" they are.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==18091389 && dateTime=='04/19/24(Fri)11:05:20' && image=='burst-fade-mullet-mid-skin-short-hair.jpg') {

'>>18090594
Millenials had the euro/techno mullet before this';

}

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