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int postNumber = 27112364;
String image = '1713849332511581.webm';
String date = '04/23/24(Tue)01:15:32';
String comment = 'It's been awhile since we had a Hitomi bread. Didn't get to fuck this weekend so need something to wank to';

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public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27112368 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:15:47'  && image=='1694730972628125.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27112370 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:16:38'  && image=='1705073337196740.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27112372 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)01:17:15'  && image=='1708520161078275.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27112889 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)03:32:04'  && image=='PPPD-527.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27114104 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)09:34:40') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115040 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:35:34'  && image=='1713646648734962.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115184 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:13:14'  && image=='1713253155114360.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115188 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:14:24'  && image=='Harriet_Hitomi_cant_stop_looking.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115191 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:14:30') {

'>>27115184
Best Hitomi WEBM ever'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115208 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:17:11'  && image=='Hitomi_Harriet_kiss.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115211 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:18:03'  && image=='1702281825299068.gif') {

'>>27115191
Here it is in gif-form'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115219 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:19:09'  && image=='10393777-480p.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115222 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:19:25') {

'>>27115211
Thank you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115226 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:20:16'  && image=='1688306810099605.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115227 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:20:51'  && image=='1688306679688141.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115238 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:22:08'  && image=='1688307050873222.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115246 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:24:23'  && image=='1688305103505467.webm') {

'undefined';

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if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115248 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:24:56'  && image=='1688305203990429.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115250 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:25:31'  && image=='1688305244253629.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115252 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:26:12'  && image=='1688305378170935.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115255 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:26:44'  && image=='1688306594092045.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115261 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:28:26'  && image=='1688306878297019.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115266 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:28:58'  && image=='1688306925529620.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115292 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:36:28'  && image=='1688307114207251.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115299 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:37:20'  && image=='1688307171198933.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115302 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:37:40') {

'>>27115292
She looks good in pink.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115304 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:37:53'  && image=='1688307255910620.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115317 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:43:36'  && image=='1688309372576685.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115346 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:51:30'  && image=='1688307346753968.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115348 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:52:03'  && image=='1688307404533082.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115353 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:52:35'  && image=='1688307502718881.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115355 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:53:07'  && image=='1688307542597536.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115357 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:53:40'  && image=='1688307579564935.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115360 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:54:12'  && image=='1688903833678238.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115394 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)13:59:53'  && image=='1688309418193648.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27115432 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)14:06:12') {

'>>27112364
This would be a lot hotter if they would actually sandwich the cock between the tits.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27116590 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:26:48') {

'>>27112364
I wish I could spend a day with her just groping and playing with her tits'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27116772 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)16:50:30') {

'Imagine her, maserati and samantha 38g';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27116984 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:18:15') {

'>>27115255
Moar!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27116996 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:19:39'  && image=='1695013826088516.webm') {

'>>27116772
Only maserati can mog her'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27117016 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:21:53') {

'>>27112364
Has she done anything recently aside from a couple softcore vids with Angela White?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27117269 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)17:50:23') {

'>>27117016
I with she did dove fucking with Angela white. That last video was almost'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27117467 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)18:21:37'  && image=='8868422a.webm') {

'>>27116996
Imagine a 4some with these three, literally boobie heaven'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27117471 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)18:22:10'  && image=='17614151a.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27117882 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:54:26'  && image=='MIDD-977.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27117913 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:02:51') {

'>>27117471
Gross'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27118037 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:32:06'  && image=='maid_slowmo.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27118046 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:33:07') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27118144 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:57:37') {

'I wanna this weird titty monster';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27118150 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:58:54') {

'>>27117269
first time using english?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27118177 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:06:35'  && image=='Hitomi Party Animal.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27118181 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:07:31'  && image=='Hitomi Party Animal2.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27118194 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)21:09:28') {

'>>27118150
I meant wish but the rest was right'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27118564 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:29:08') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27119586 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:51:04'  && image=='1688309453739576.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27119606 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:56:28') {

'>>27112364
Any webms of her licking and sucking her own nipples'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27119607 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)01:56:40'  && image=='1688346612207043.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27119669 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:18:34'  && image=='1637887848858.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27119682 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:24:41') {

'these threads are not the same without the hitomi the hideous poster';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27119708 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)02:31:38') {

'any good movies where she takes bukkake or a huge amount of cum on her boobs? already know MIDE-197 but any more like that?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27119992 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:41:19'  && image=='1688346654444589.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27120013 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)03:45:21'  && image=='1688346697087306.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27120131 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:16:44'  && image=='1688346849327373.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27120134 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:17:17'  && image=='1688400266752537.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27120138 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)04:18:01'  && image=='1702120457586407.gif') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27121422 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:10:59'  && image=='1622806950178.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27122053 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)11:39:32') {

'Bump';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27123374 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:11:03'  && image=='pppd449.hd.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27123387 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)16:14:32'  && image=='pppd469.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27123942 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)18:26:45'  && image=='PPPD-7962.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27124399 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:23:09') {

'>>27112364
It is so depressing how she retired when 4K video became thing. All the J-amateurs and JAV stars abandoned their careers when 1080p started getting better.

>>27123387
She could conduct a symphony like this'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27124533 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:52:39'  && image=='PPPD-7963.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27124641 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:27:54') {

'>>27124399
Someday she'll do BLACKED. it'll appeal to the 3000000 Somalians Japan has imported'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27124656 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)21:34:17') {

'>>27112364
Code?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27125083 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)23:55:40') {

'>>27119708
MIGD-331'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27126180 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)05:38:28') {

'>>27124641
>3000000 Somalians Japan has imported
WTF'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27126590 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:30:30') {

'>>27126180
An exaggeration, but Japan is importing about 800,000 Africans to shore up labor shortfalls to support pensions of an aging nation. Because being industrious is what Africans are renowned for, and the strategy has worked so well in the West for 20 years'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27126611 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)08:40:41'  && image=='PPPD-7964.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27126868 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:01:11') {

'>>27126611
She got a IRL succubus body.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27126874 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:02:22'  && image=='PPPD-7965.webm') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27126887 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:04:53') {

'>>27126868
Think of what pregnancy did for Anri. Can you imagine the timeline where Hitomi experiences multiple full term pregnancies.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27126936 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:23:29') {

'i find the most erotic part of woman is the boobies';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27126944 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:24:26'  && image=='Specials-2014.02.21-Underwater Floaters-Hitomi, Joana Bliss, Sha Rizel, and Valory Irene.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27126948 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:25:32'  && image=='Specials-2014.02.21-Underwater Floaters-Hitomi, Joana Bliss, Sha Rizel, and Valory Irene2.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27126955 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:27:33') {

'You'll never suffocate in Hitomi's breasts. It's over, WHY LIVE';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27127006 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:37:05') {

'>>27126936
I'm most attracted to the womb.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27127015 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:39:01') {

'>>27126955
Imagine her in the soft lighting of BLACKED, or the hard lighting of BLACKEDRAW for her first interracial creampie gangbang scenes!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27128463 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)16:56:31') {

'>>27126955
bump'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27128839 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:10:23') {

'>>27126955
I'm more upset I'll never drink the milk from them. You'll never get her to dress up in a cow themed bikini and use her milk to get huge. Tonight i feel bad for the salaryman that should have been her husband. Guy could have saved Japanese fertility rates with her'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27129338 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)19:55:08') {

'>>27124641
>>27127015
Just go suck a black cock and get it over with already.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27129535 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:53:54') {

'>>27129338
Why would you say something do antisemitic?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27129791 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:00:41') {

'>>27112372
sauce?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27129805 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:04:22'  && image=='08fH0uLB.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27130167 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)00:00:14') {

'>>27129535
What does that anon lusting for black shit cock have to do with jews?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27130597 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)02:22:56'  && image=='1703198432980235.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27130610 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)02:25:58'  && image=='1703004291065309.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27130615 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)02:27:29'  && image=='1703007523355212.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27131808 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)09:20:44') {

'>>27130167
What doesn't it?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27133089 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)14:21:37') {

'>>27130615
I wonder what her butthole smells like.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27133449 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:47:05'  && image=='STAR-171.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27133462 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)15:48:40'  && image=='STAR-171-2.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27133705 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:36:36'  && image=='0111-midd-933.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27133709 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)16:37:11'  && image=='0111-midd-933_1.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27134534 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)19:59:28') {

'She should have done at more creampie content';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27134750 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:54:53') {

'>>27134534
She did but it was clearly fake because it doesn't show up well under the censoring unless it's pure white.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27134751 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)20:55:31'  && image=='LA1285.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27135051 && dateTime=='04/26/24(Fri)22:26:53') {

'>>27134534
She only did it during her first 2 years. After that the entire jav industry moved onto fake jizz and has been like that since then.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27137353 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)10:08:14') {

'I miss her so much.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27137523 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)10:56:00') {

'Hitomi the Hideous';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27138315 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)14:36:22') {

'>>27135051
She should get real jizz. From real LA talent.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27138522 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)15:27:27'  && image=='Hitomi Tanaka - STAR-153 - Beauty clinic.webm') {

'I hate when she stopped doing bukkake.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27139522 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)19:20:34') {

'>>27138522
Hitomi bukkakes were like rows of men offering tribute to a fertility goddess'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27139634 && dateTime=='04/27/24(Sat)19:56:54') {

'>>27118037
Oppai PPPD-541'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27140922 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)03:17:05') {

'>>27133709
Fuck. I thought she was going to swallow that'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27141011 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)03:59:07'  && image=='1712033573705045.gif') {

'>>27115211
At least post the superior version'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27141024 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)04:03:40') {

'>>27133089
Like Sakura petals and shit'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27141686 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)07:50:25') {

'>>27117882
I love this webm only because of her face close up, she is way too beautiful.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27142807 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)12:27:35') {

'>>27112364
what about the dude just standing there?
Do you just ignore it or what'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27143341 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)14:23:37') {

'>>27141011
>cringe captions
>superior version'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27144376 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)19:04:24') {

'>>27141011
Now lose the text'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27145439 && dateTime=='04/28/24(Sun)23:49:51') {

'Best tits in jav';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27146935 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)08:06:58') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27147055 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)09:09:15') {

'Been following her for years but;

What happened to her lately? I followed her on OF a while back, but then she just... disappeared.

Haven't had anything saucy on OF since 2022.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27147461 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)10:57:04') {

'>>27147055
Got herself a bf.
Hope this turns up better than her relationship with that rockstar wannabe.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27148132 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)13:44:52') {

'>>27115184
What’s the code for this PLEASE'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27148693 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:05:30') {

'>>27147461
Ahh that makes sense.
Hopefully'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27148778 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)16:18:56'  && image=='7fRcaRpq.webm') {

'>>27147461
Source?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27149647 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)19:18:41'  && image=='pppd-696.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27149986 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)20:44:26'  && image=='MIGD-331.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27150149 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)21:25:32') {

'>>27148778
I miss Cha Cha, HitomiBros.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27150408 && dateTime=='04/29/24(Mon)22:29:41') {

'>>27147461
I really don't understand why there's some anon in every Hitomi thread that always claims something like this. A couple of threads ago some guy was trying to convince everyone she has a mexican boyfriend or something. Is it supposed to be a troll?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27151411 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)04:06:57') {

'God I wish I were her mexican bf';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27151511 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)04:55:36') {

'>>27115248
I can't believe they would force that innocent barrel of oil to watch'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27151524 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)04:58:42') {

'alright fuckers, someone help me out here. what's some of her best content? because I'll be totally honest- yeah, she's got big tits, but I can't for the life of me figure out why she's been so consistently getting her own threads for so long';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27152499 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)10:34:42') {

'>>27151524
Her homemade BBC content from when she was fucking Ricky while shooting for Score. If only because it's uncensored.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27152658 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)11:14:34') {

'>>27152499
Please keep your creepy black men fetish fantasies out of the thread.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27154714 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)17:51:51') {

'Her face is ugly but somehow that makes her hotter than if she had an average or beautiful face. No clue why.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27155888 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)22:44:05') {

'Any good Hitomi pmv without nigger music?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27155956 && dateTime=='04/30/24(Tue)23:03:33') {

'>>27154714
it's the ordinary effect. she looks like just a normal girl who happens to have giant tits and gets fucked. it's part of why amateur is better than professional.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27156753 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)03:09:49') {

'>>27149986
Love her silly face and her gazoongas flying everywhere with each jump.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27156812 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)03:28:28') {

'>>27141011
>Modify women at men's will testing
If you're going to be a faggot, at least know how to write a proper caption.
You also don't know what the fuck Eugenics is beyond a shitty race fantasy buzz word'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27157796 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)09:02:18'  && image=='JAV147 Hitomi Tanaka (MIDD 879) J-cup Super Bursting Tits Instructor 2012.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27157958 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)09:30:04') {

'Got to meet and hang out with Hitomi for 5 days few years ago in Las Vegas. It was the Adult Entertainment Expo and I was one of the liaisons for the venue. My job was to basically be an assistant for celebrities assistants. For example if a celebrity was wanting to have a dinner for 10 at a high-end steak house his/her assistant would come to me and I would set it up.

We don't typically cater to the adult entertainment crowd as most of them are pretty self contained due to the low budget nature of the industry in the first place. But that year there were a few foreign stars coming in that spoke little english. We had 8 people on staff specifically and we all got assigned to different actresses. By sheer luck I got paired up with Hitomi.

The first impression I got of her was she is damn short! Way shorter than I expected. I'm at exactly 6 ft and she came up to about nipple level. Throughout the convention she wore giant heels or boots that brought her up to eye level with a lot of people, but when she was casual it was like the scene in the office when Angela sneaks up on Dwight.

Second impression is she was insanely nice. Of all the celebrities I've ever met, porn or hollywood. She's hands down the nicest one.

She liked to give hugs and was generally a clingy person. With her broken english, which she spoke very well but had a few hiccups here and there, and bouncy nature she was just a joy to be around. Plus she was insanely cute for the 5am roll calls. No makeup, hair all mussed up and wearing her bathrobe and jammies rubbing her eyes as she answered the door.

I helped her throughout the week setting up dinners, driving her to meetings helping her navigate english menus for kiosks and point of sales systems We had dinner together a couple of times and I got to meet a few of her friends.

And no I did not get to bang her, or get a BJ or a handy or anything of that nature. I did get to grab her boobs as she was making a joke once and demanded I squish em.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27158003 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)09:36:36') {

'>>27115188
She sounds australian.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27159366 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)15:18:19') {

'>>27157958
Lucky anon.
I used to chat with her in facebook, until 2-3 years she started down hardcore and had to nuke her old socials.
She's a legit otaku and loved to play vidya, so we talked about manga, played some games, and talk about cultural differences.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27160802 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)20:15:02') {

'>>27159366
I wonder what's a week with Hitomi like'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27160937 && dateTime=='05/01/24(Wed)20:57:38'  && image=='Hitomi Tanaka - J-Cup Bomber Breast Body Super Super Super Pai-zuri (MIDD-599).sc3.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27163121 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)09:05:59') {

'>>27160802
She constantly teases and flirts with you, regardless of your gender, sexuality or marriage status.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27164494 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:19:04'  && image=='Hitomi Pink Outfit.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27164496 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:19:39'  && image=='Hitomi Wet Tshirt.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27164540 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)15:30:23') {

'>>27154714
It just fits. fugly-cute face along with comically huge uneven floppy tits. She looks totally ridiculous in a hot way'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27166057 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:46:56'  && image=='mdyd854.HD.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27166067 && dateTime=='05/02/24(Thu)21:50:31') {

'>>27112364
I remember watching my first Hitomi AV and remember being incredibly unimpressed.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27166986 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)01:51:25'  && image=='Hitomi Tanka sucks a pistol.gif') {

'Is Hitomi Tanaka the sexiest asian woman alive?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27167761 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)06:19:16'  && image=='PPPD-759.webm') {

'>>27166986
That's not Hitomi'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27167783 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)06:24:54') {

'>>27115226
i thought something was different than when i first saw her ...'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27167893 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)07:08:36') {

'>>27115184
I love how enormous this bitch's udders looks in this one'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27168071 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)08:13:28') {

'>>27115246
Damn i remember watching this when I was like 14 ....good stuff'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27168103 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)08:24:12') {

'>>27167893
>>27167893
Whats the code for this one?'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27168241 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)09:19:34') {

'>>27168103
I think mide 219'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27168301 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)09:35:18') {

'>>27115211
Oh. My. God.

That shot REALLY highlights how enormous her tits are relative to the rest of her body (or relative to any woman's who's not a 220 pound hamplanet).

Remember the retarded douchehowitzer in a recent Hitomi thread who was claiming her breasts aren't really that big, just that she's small? Might have been on /s/

Captcha is "200H" I shit you not. Yeah, 200% Hitomi!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27168311 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)09:38:02') {

'>>27168241
Thanks'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27168953 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)12:20:19'  && image=='ResidentEx-jovovich-hd-04-hd (1).webm') {

'>>27115184
>>27115211
>>27141011
Jesus, someone needs to clone Hitomi or at least isolate her breast genes.

Think about it. Imagine this scene from that shitty Resident Evil movie but instead of tanks containing Ukrainian chestlet supermodels, they're containing Japanese titcows with their J-cup tits floating about in their tanks' fluid.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27169180 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)13:18:06') {

'There's still haven't any uncensored leak of her? There's like 2 for Kaho, but none for Hitomi?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27169254 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)13:42:33') {

'>>27168953
>they're containing Japanese titcows with their J-cup tits floating about in their tanks' fluid
I wish I were a bitcoin billionaire to fund this research.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27170211 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)17:39:07'  && image=='1000893806.webm') {

'keep the Bread alive!!!!!';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27170847 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)20:53:06'  && image=='MIDE-208_FHD hitomi missionary.webm') {

'>>27170211
I was never a fan of rope clothes that hide nothing. It belays the point of clothes. It should be a tease, not the full show.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27170975 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)21:20:02'  && image=='pppd-863.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27171098 && dateTime=='05/03/24(Fri)21:47:22'  && image=='PPPD-729.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27172360 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)03:04:41') {

'>>27115304
Shitty filter'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27172797 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)05:46:35') {

'>>27138522
Agree. This bitch was built for men to cum on.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27173236 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)08:39:46'  && image=='JUC630 Wife Spy Cam.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27173317 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)09:11:25') {

'>>27170975
>>27120131
>>27121422
>>27123387
the many modes of talented Hitomi's tit-bounces!'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27173335 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)09:16:16') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27173677 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)10:42:00') {

'Is there JAV with bigger tits than her ?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27173728 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)10:59:37') {

'>>27129791
Hitomi Tanaka'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27173733 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)11:01:47') {

'>>27158003
Ura bloody drongo mate'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27174459 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:55:16') {

'Any good new Hitomi PMVs? For as big as she is there's not a lot of PMVs of her. There's a couple good ones but its mostly old.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27174482 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)13:58:33') {

'i would slaughter continents in order to have her milk tanks all to myself, forever';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27175325 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)18:06:00') {

'>>27170975
grandfather clock tits'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27175848 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)20:26:34'  && image=='1714831996493133.webm') {

'Anyone have code for this?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27176183 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)21:59:04'  && image=='Hitomi at Home HD.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27176187 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)21:59:44'  && image=='Hitomi at Home HD2.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27176189 && dateTime=='05/04/24(Sat)22:00:28'  && image=='Hitomi at Home HD3.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27177818 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)05:15:13'  && image=='1664556784582300.webm') {

'undefined';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27178909 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)10:51:10') {

'>>27176183
>>27176187
>>27176189
Watching her naked doing menial tasks is so erotic.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==27180456 && dateTime=='05/05/24(Sun)16:56:18'  && image=='PPPD-796.webm') {

'undefined';

}

}
}