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'>>4856813

Do you have anything where she doesn't look like a punget rat crackwhore?';

'>>4856838
yes, 22 photos right above and all the others';

'>>4856818

If she told me to I would cum to nothing but her feet the rest of my life.';

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'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY27wmTZwyg';

'https://youtu.be/hvzrPQjcla4?si=DxViKfASGYHPKl0K';

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'>>4856864
Imagine having this many friends';

'>>4856915
>jews, dykes, faggots
oh yeah how lucky...';

'>>4856929
Yeah, I bet Stewart thinks to herself 'I have so many friends, but all of them are jews dykes faggots, oh nooooo' lmoa';

'>>4856915
>>4856934
It's a wedding of Dylan's sister, not everyone there are Kristen's friends';

'>>4856979
why are you guys so nosy about her private life';

'>>4856980
Gotta figure out why she wants me to kill Ronald Reagan so bad.';

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'>>4856864
Hm.
Could just smile for a photo for the occasion.';

'>>4856980
An essential part of a celebrity obsession syndrome, I guess';

'>>4857001
that full hair
that pale skin
those green eyes
the red lips
the freckles on her cute nose
the comfy casual clothes

>>4857000
the most beautiful profile
>>4857002
the cutest smile

this is some heavy stuff.';

'my cock is rock hard for her again and I'm gonna jerk off and cum to her multiple times today';

'>>4857035
out of what picture did you get the most mileage?';

'>>4857036';

'>>4856929
lol';

'>>4857039
Based. Pic related for me.';

'>>4857048
delicious';

'>>4857031
Very astute observations.';

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'>>4856833
I may not be a rich celebrity, but at least I've never forgotten to put on pants before going out.';

'>>4857035
Coincidentally, that's what I did yesterday. Came into my fleshlight twice for her.';

'>>4857048
This is so fucking disgusting.';

'Can someone post an invite to a lewd discord server please?
There’s at least two out there.';

'>MFW I create her in every game I can';

'>>4857230
based, post more games';

'>>4857145
I love her titties';

'>>4857212
Being a raging faggot is even more fucking disgusting.';

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'>>4857145
>>4857241
bless the titties';

'>>4857234
Not him but I remember ages ago someone posted skyrim stuff and I saved a pic.';

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'Anyone know where this is from?';

'>>4857591

SNL (TV comedy show)

https://youtu.be/PgfiXtvej7Q?si=AX7F02qT_y-RKnDz';

'>>4857593
She looks perfect in this.
Love at first sight, indeed.';

'>>4857593
It hurts.';

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'>>4857874
<3';

'>>4857236
Hope she sees this, simp lol';

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'>>4857982
tasteful and artistic';

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'>>4857982
>>4857985
>>4857988
>>4857992
>>4857995
my favorite boobs in the world
so perky and cute.
and they fit her so perfectly.';

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'>>4858005
Yes she does and yes they do.';

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'>>4858022
this fake is literally 15 years old by now.';

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>>4857516
>>4857517
I love the short haired Stew but her hair is so beautiful here.';

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'KINO INCOMING

https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/kristen-stewart-oscar-isaac-cast-flesh-of-the-gods-1234999302/';

'>>4858035
>Raoul and Alex are seduced into a glamorous, surrealistic world of hedonism, thrills, and violence.

I'm scared.';

'>>4858035
Man oscar isaac gets around.';

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'>>4858031
Indeed';

'>>4858355
just imagine you are one of the 100 people who lined up for an autograph so you are not even expecting a glance and then she gives you this look

i would melt';

'>>4858356
Yes and with that one look she recognises you as a kindred soul and falls for you as completely as you do for her.
Why do we torture ourselves like this?';

'>>4858035
>More gay shit
No thanks';

'>>4857970
Nigger that's all you faggots do is simp for her in this thread lol What are you talking about?';

'>>4858361
Isnt simping like when you defend sending an amouranth money so she'll shake her tiddies on cam?';

'>>4858363
No on this website it means saying literally anything positive or even just neutral about a woman';

'>>4858357
I think it's the same reason we watch sad movies. It hurts but it's a good hurt.';

'>>4858035
>Panos Cosmatos
This guy knows how to make sick visuals.';

'>>4858361
I'm obviously not one of those people then, am I?
>>4858363
That's one for of simping yes, but not only that.
>>4858365
Hope she sees this, simp lol';

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'>>4858441
Yes you are but do you, king.';

'>>4858441
The only way to clear this up now is for you to post a picture of your butthole so we can judge who has the tastier looking one.';

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'>>4858035
I wonder how that pairing will play out. So far her love interests have been soft guys.';

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'>>4858700
Underwater just got added to Tubi... now I have to watch it :/';

'bros...';

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'>>4858887
Never forget';

'>>4858873
PrimeStew kino.';

'>>4858887';

'>>4856813
oh wow this is literally a guy I went to high school with
damn he even still has the manly face he used to';

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'>>4858889
This picture does things to me';

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6Y1gohk5-A';

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'>>4859292
https://youtube.com/shorts/oaxKD0ZON2M?si=7QVkg2BkpKLffx0Y';

'>>4859292
>that sign';

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'>>4859722
kino';

'>>4859724
stop covering them up';

'>>4859719
>>4859721
>>4859722
Jesus';

'Which shoot was this from?';

'>>4859806
Flaunt Magazine April 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvk_b7HzRN0

she's so damn cute
I just love how thoughful she is';

'>>4859808
danke';

'Did seeing her naked take away the mystery of Kristen?';

'>>4859927
what?';

'>>4859927
it was necessary to establish that she is indeed perfection';

'>>4859927
Increased my obsession 100fold.';

'>>4859927
Not seeing her naked but more that they were candid photos so a bit readers wives in a kind of low rent way';

'Did she skip the Met Gala? :(';

'>>4860208
Yes.
Probably just as well given last year’s look.';

'>>4860208
She was in Amsterdam couple days ago >>4858929. She's probably still there';

'>>4860222
Or anybody looks at any met gala, ever.';

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'>>4860275
>>4860276
>>4860277
these twilight era photoshoots where they just ignored her personality and did that generic sexy styling are funny';

'>>4860291
Yeah it's a bit weird, I just hadnt seen the first two.';

'>>4860291
they didn't ignore it. they simply called her resting bitch face and moved on.

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>>4859719
funny how she looks better now that shes no longer shilling the dyke movie';

'>>4860374
She looks the same lol';

'>>4860404
shut up faggot';

'>>4860374
that photoshoot is a part of Llb promo, half of the interview is about the movie.
porter magazine is originated from the europe, and Llb was just recently released in Uk and France.';

'>>4856813
I would love to bully and humiliate her perky tiny tis';

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'>>4860773
cutieeeeeeee';

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'>>4860806
The cutest';

'>>4860808

comically bad Photoshop. Looks like a young Helen Hunt with big bazoombas.';

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'Cлaвa pyccкoмy opyжию и pyccкoмy coлдaтy!

https://youtu.be/BOf9qL4CmDA?si=2JA8tSN_L2lP9SdY';

'>>4861183
Э, a гдe cлoвa? Гдe пecня-тo?';

'>>4860808
i wish we got mega bimbo kristen instead of stoner lesbian sweaty homeless person kristen';

'>>4861194
> Э, a гдe cлoвa?
Дoлжe нaизycть знaть.';

'>>4861243
Tы нac пpocтo нa пecню зacкaмил, мoшeнник.';

'>>4861253
> Mapш — мyзыкaльный жaнp; pитмичнaя мyзыкa, oбычнo иcпoлняeмaя нa дyхoвых и yдapных инcтpyмeнтaх.
Пpo oбязaтeльнoe нaличиe cлoв ничeгo нeт.

https://youtu.be/XlfN-e--oyI?si=-vSKKmRg8FHepYAJ';

'>>4861286
Пpocтo co cлoвaми лyчшe!';

'>>4861289
Co cлoвaми cлoжнee

https://youtu.be/s8P3_MoiR4c?si=3HRWmuJfqVtICytE&t=74';

'>>4861296
A ты кaк хoтeл. Лeгкo - этo для кaзyaлoв.';

'>>4861316
> Лeгкo - этo для кaзyaлoв
Имeннo - клaccикy нaдo знaть нaизycть

https://youtu.be/I6w8FHoVl84?si=ONhYgTA09Um23LEB';

'>>4861317
>Имeннo - клaccикy нaдo знaть нaизycть
Фaкты.';

'>>4861321
Hy тaк ты нe знaeшь - иди yчи!

https://youtu.be/saRWtJao0Eg?si=wB3aYSkSjg2XHsQS';

'>>4861324
Mнe нpaвитcя cлyшaть пecню, a нe пpoкpyчивaть ee тeкcт в гoлoвe.';

'>>4861326
Этo yжe твoи пpoблeм, бpaтик..';

'>>4861335
Paзвe этo пpoблeмы? Этo пpocтo пpeдпoчтeния.';

'>>4861336
Tвoи нecooтвeтcтвия oжидaниям - твoи пpoблeмы

https://youtu.be/Xlw_vXUk8Mk?si=Snf8t5Hf8N-4Fg0e';

'>>4861338
Лaднo.';

'>>4861342
> Лaднo.
Шoкoлaднo.

https://youtu.be/6q0NdYtQBg0?si=SEWHJYa9QnOWvtyC';

'finally watched that quarantine era short movie
it was 2deep4me but the low makeup closeups with the natural lighting were a nice simulator of what it would be like to be with her in private';

'>>4861459
I cant find that anywhere :(';

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>>4861684
I love my mouthbreatherfu';

'Why are we wasting our time on this woman?';

'>>4861800
it takes a minute to check this thread once a day
a few more minutes if there are new pictures
once in a while she will do an interview which is under 1 hour
1-2 movies a year which is 2 hours
it takes barely any time at all to keep up with her and she makes me happy';

'>>4861800
people want to see if she marries her gay lover and if they buy some test tube jizz to have kids.';

'>>4861684
she looks extra airheaded there, really sexy
i wonder if she would giggle at my stupid jokes';

'>>4861800
I ask myself the same question.';

'>>4861932
man imagine being a nobody who got lucky to be born into the business and marrying the best girl in the world after meeting her by chance

meanwhile I am dreaming about all these fantasy scenarios where I work hard to become financially equal to her and mold myself into the perfect husband

life is weird.';

'Saw Love Lies Bleeding last night, it was a good time but I gotta admite I was more into the brown muscle mama than Kstew';

'>>4861946
>no I dont know, how many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?';

'>>4861832
fuck she is sexy';

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'>>4862350
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>>4862355
-she got them out several times before in movies and photoshoots
-they are out
-yet she won't show them to us

why?';

'>>4862365
I asked her to tone down her flashing because the leaks made me uncomfortable with strangers looking at my my wife nude.';

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'>>4862365
Leaks are invasions of privacy. Those pics are intended for people close to her and no one else. She did not intend them for strangers to see. And she got paid to be nude in movies, she is not going to be nude for free for strangers.';

'>>4862365
porter magazine is not an adult magazine.';

'>>4862468

what are these pictures then?
>>4859721
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'>>4862472
her genitals and breasts are not exposed, so it's still SFW.';

'>>4862480
does she get a kick out of torturing us?

>a sideboob is all you losers are going to get take it or leave it';

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'>>4862539
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>>4862532
The fuck is this shit?';

'>>4862458
Shut up, faggot.';

'>>4862458';

'>>4862626
now my cock is hard';

'>>4862626
based';

'>>4862458
>And she got paid to be nude in movies, she is not going to be nude for free for strangers.

Are you trying to defend her or insult her by making it about money lol';

'>>4862538
>>4862539
The hairy pits are such a turn off. I know they shouldn’t matter but they are.';

'>>4862714
faggot, stop cooming to porn and touch some grass';

'>>4862714
In general I agree but here theyre just a bit grown out, not full on bush, gives me the illusion that she's really comfortable around me and that's very attractive.';

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'>>4862800
>>4862796
To die for';

'>>4862740
he's right tho';

'>>4862754
>but here theyre just a bit grown out

which is a shame
i want her to feralmaxx
go full hairy and greasy to filter out the casuals';

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'>>4862626
>yw have a threesome where you and shaved head kstew violate qt feminine kstew';

'>>4862906
https://youtu.be/AFZNwQTI5zA?si=pbh2eEb0HglB80c3';

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'>>4862906
Does anyone know what that rectangular tattoo on her arm means? i have always ignored it because its such a shitty tattoo and such a bad spot to have it.';

'>>4862917
anyone have just the bottom one in hq?';

'>>4862910
https://youtu.be/BDwFaViCvm4
>>4862917
that's picasso's "guernica".';

'>>4862925
https://youtu.be/9vFQvZjPbdw?si=ZR0GkpOA3g5g797V';

'>>4862917
just the loveliest small breasts ever';

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'>>4862926
https://youtu.be/aVlFTBExE50?t=4';

'>>4862796
pop my mushroom tip out the corner of her mouth until she admits shes straight';

'What a hooker';

'>>4863239
I'd pay that fee.';

'>>4863239
Beyond stunning in this set.';

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'>>4863239
i just want to know who will be the first to just be naked on the "red carpet"';

'>>4863239
i wish i could hear her thought process behind this';

'>>4863417
>day 4702 of trying to make anonymous goon himself to death';

'>>4863239
usually a fashion designer pays the manager of these actresses, sends a bunch of dresses, and the actress and her public relations people pick one to wear. she's been on a "i'm so edgy" pr kick for a while now, so it makes sense.';

'>>4863417

the cast of the movie played a practical joke on kristen. They all agreed in advance to dress like streetwalkers at the premiere but kristen was the only on who did it.';

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'>>4863417
https://www.vogue.com/article/kristen-stewart-love-lies-bleeding-press-tour-tara-swennen
>>4863459
Lol no, it's a job of a stylist.
And in case of Kristen the only brand who pays her is Chanel, cause she's their official ambassador. But it entirely up to Kristen and Tara to pick which outfit she'll be wearing. And if they want clothes of some other brand - it will be simply provided them for free. Kristen gets free clothes, brand gets free advertisement';

'>>4863416
Rose McGowan with Marilyn Manson at the VMAs probably checks that box.';

'>>4863619
should I just shut up and play along with revealing outfits being empowering? I wonder if this was actually a meme started by a bunch of horny guys and they managed to convince women so now you have a female stylists who think they are being feminist and edgy';

'>>4862035
I keked even without a punchline';

'I deleted my celebrity folder and closed every other /hr/ tab in my browser. It's been 4 days since I last checked in here, hopefully I'll go for a full week next.
Wish me luck.';

'>>4856999
Kekd hard
>triples';

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'>>4864027
can we for a moment appreciate that she hasn't pierced her cute ears?';

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'kris10 is swell';

'>>4864436
Kris10 is high octane goon fuel';

'>>4864452
I envy you guys ability to goon to non-pornographic images still. I lost that ability once i got unlimited internet access.';

'>>4864455
I've gone full circle and returned to what I found hot when I was 13';

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'>>4864452
High octane swoon fuel.';

'>>4864553
I think when I was 13 I was all about erika eleniak and pamela anderson.';

'>>4864778
wheeew';

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'Now that the thread is at its end I wanted to ask this uncomfy question:

I always avoided learning more about celebrities because all these crazy stories you hear make me assume the worst and I don't want to taint the positive feelings I have for their art. Also a lot of them talk in this very rehearsed impersonal way making interviews feel like a waste of time. But I fell for her because she actually talks like a human and seems to also mostly avoid the "glamorous" hollywood star life. But every time I hear some story about casting couches, orgies, making out with everyone on set etc. I can't help but wonder if she ever took part in something like this. I hope and cope that by staring in indie movies and having all the twilight money she avoids the seedy parts of the business and that the passionate positive way she talks about filmmaking her experiences have been mostly positive. But I don't know how to find the truth. Any insider will exaggerate things and from experience even jobs portrayed as crazy tend to be pretty mundane in the end. Maybe I should stop thinking about it since it doesn't really matter as I will never interact with her anyways and just focus on what I see on the screen.';

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'>>4864889
whatever did or didn't happened - you will probably never get to know about it. so who cares';

'>>4864889
I think it's a fair assumption that the lesbian who often tries to make herself look unappealing to men and recently was quoted saying "I want to do the gayest thing ever" has had her fair share of experience with the sleazy side of hollywood.
But then let's not kid ourselves, from paltrow to jlaw basically everyone in the industry got there sucking some weinsteinian dick or another, her being the exception given her parents background.
The fact that she seems to veer away from that is encouraging though that it comes at the cost of her not spawning offspring is heartbreaking.';

'>>4864928
>her parents background
Yeah, these famous widespread connections of moguls of a script supervising and daytime tv shows producing';

'>>4864928
> often tries to make herself look unappealing to men
what a nonsense lol.
> was quoted saying "I want to do the gayest thing ever
so what? it was just a regular photoset with interview. dozen of alt-right retards got assblasted by a clickbait phrase, but nothing else happened or changed. same movie promo stuff she's been doing for 20 years already.

how the hell any of these even connected to the dirtiness of the industry?';

'>>4864935
Oh come off it, name one other actress that's does shit like bleached eyebrows, unshaved legs, unshaved pits, short hair etc. as consistently as her.
Like clearly this isnt done just to try to be unattractive to men and there's always qualifying factors but there's also really often this element of "holy shit I'm so fucking gay this hot body definitely isnt for any men".';

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'>>4864947
so the fact that she's not afraid of experimenting and changing her appearance means she's "trying to be unattractive to men"? that's some logic lol.
> this hot body definitely isnt for any men
she literally never did or said anything to imply this.';

'>>4864972
So you cant name one, got it.';

'>>4864974
You set a retarded arbitrary undefined standard, no-one with an ounce of rationality was going to dignify it with a response. How is anyone going to satisfy you that anyone has done it "as consistently as her", a fucking spreadsheet with dates and locations?';

'>>4866108
Ok fine then, go on believing that the lesbianism, the buzzed hair, the unshaved pits and legs, the pics of her holding up two fingers in a V-shape and licking her lips seductively, the pics of her with two fingers shoved into a pocket, the myriad of soundbites, the fact that the only men in her life are her bodyguard and her gay friends, and all the fucking rest of it is just a random happenstance that has nothing to do with the industry.
See if I care.';