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class Thread extends Board {
public void What happened to cyarin?(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'What happened to cyarin?';
int postNumber = 7142572;
String image = '1713816252676219.jpg';
String date = '04/22/24(Mon)16:04:12';
String comment = 'She hasn’t posted anything since the fall of 2023.';

}
public void comments() {
if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7142574 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:05:59'  && image=='000062816740.jpg') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7142579 && dateTime=='04/22/24(Mon)16:12:29') {

'>>7142572
she’s finding herself right now, sweetheart'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143374 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:06:04') {

'>>7142579
She's like 35 and autistic. All she's finding is pajeets.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143391 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:26:22') {

'Who cares about the 145684th loish ripoff.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143396 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:33:45') {

'I don't know her but you gotta be a narcissist to draw something like that';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143399 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:36:46') {

'>>7143396
All artists are narcissists.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143404 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:41:48'  && image=='60a4fa00-41db-11eb-90c2-e18f174d8468.jpg') {

'>>7143374
Bro do you have to go that hard?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143409 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)07:45:45') {

'>>7143374
Oh my God 35 is like just getting started on her self journey of discovery you inconsiderate prick. Give her some space.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143635 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)11:58:06') {

'>>7142572
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with Cyarin. I never saw the appeal.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7143648 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)12:09:09'  && image=='gl1ui.png') {

'>>7142572
this is the autism chick? this is the only pic I knew from her'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144079 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)18:55:52') {

'>>7143409
Shoul go out with an archaeologist cause her dinosaur vagina's gonna drip oil if she can still get wet at all.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144097 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:13:17') {

'>>7144079
What?'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144116 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:39:54') {

'>>7144097
She's not any christsmas cake. She's the christsmas fruitcake from the Apollo 11 mission on display at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144129 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)19:52:31') {

'>>7142572
The first world existential despair radiating off of this drawing...'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144155 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)20:30:43'  && image=='1713888549714833.png') { }

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144230 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:14:21') {

'>>7142572
There's something really fucking sad about this drawing. It makes me tear up, not in a good way just in a like a "oh wow how horrible," sort of way.
The art's not bad, don't get me wrong. But the idea behind it, the sort of empty, hollow reflection of consumerism. The phone, the fake smile, the infantile face stickers, the childish mascots of a dying culture, the submissive pose, the broken short hand 'bday 2 me' text.
This is a sorrowful masterpiece. What a cruel fate it must be, to be reduced to celebrating one's day of birth in such a manner.
Capitalism has taken much from us, but I never realized just how much until I saw this image.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144264 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:46:31') {

'>>7144230
She's autistic, real autistic not social media autistic. While she's got a massive support net because she's a beautiful rich white girl from a civilized country, it's obvious she still prefers to express her feelings through emoticons and drown out the noisy outside world with music and video games.
If she didn't have access to these "consumerist" distractions she'd be pulling her hair out being forced to endure the human element without recess.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144267 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:48:37') {

'>>7144264
Nah, she'd have been uplifted as a priestess, given access to psychedelic drugs, and allowed to paint whatever 24/7 while the tribe brought her free food.
It was different on the plains of Africa, let me tell you.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144271 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)22:50:27') {

'>>7144264
>If she didn't have access to these "consumerist" distractions she'd be pulling her hair out being forced to endure the human element without recess.
Yet the thing that genuinely autistic people suffer the most is also the product of consumerist excess. Noisy TVs, music blaring in public spaces, cars, trains, smog, artificial clothing, and hormone bloated foods and the constant expectation to interact with random assholes all day while working constantly in over stimulating environments.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144286 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:02:34') {

'Gee it's almost like hobbies keep us sane or something.

Just because old people's hobbies were chewing tobacco and beating up their kids doesn't mean they didn't have hobbies or that they were necessarily better for personal and societal health.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144295 && dateTime=='04/23/24(Tue)23:18:50') {

'>>7144116
Bruh'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144366 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:40:14') {

'>>7144286
>Lonely isolated autistic nerd slowly dies in a shell of existential boredom, cocooned in disposable corporate slop that will do nothing to fill the void.
>BuT oLD PeOPLe CheWed ToBaCCo

You have shit for brains. Remember to flush next time before opening your mouth.

The suicide rate, depression rate, autism rate and virtually every subjective measure for happiness, contentment, life satisfaction and hopefulness are going down. Eleven year olds are necking themselves in this nightmare culture. Life is better only in the most superficial way, the fact that people smoked tobacco in the past does nothing to change the fact that the modern world has been proven (over and over and over by numerous studies) make people mentally ill, and the internet is a huge part of the equation.
Have a sensory overload.
>beating up their kids
Parents not beating their kids is exactly what produced retards like you.'
;

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144369 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:43:57') {

'>>7144264
>real autistic
That explains the creepy weird soulless vibe from the art. It's like there's nothing there, just the work of an empty vessel devoid of God's light.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144372 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)00:48:57') {

'yeah, I fucked her';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144659 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)09:22:04') {

'>>7144366
Your fucked up fetish of the good ol days never happened. We've always tried to dampen our senses during social events because in the end we don't like people beyond a very small core group we depend on and care for.
Stadiums, concerts, festivals, bars and clubs are not settings conductive for phylosophical debate and higher spiritual learning. They're excuses to "socialize" while being safe from the annoyance in an environment that inherently prevents socialization.

Autists don't hang themselves out of loneliness either, we are forced on pills after we finally get violent with imbeciles who insist in overwhelming our senses with their annoying bullshit and not letting us retreat to a peaceful place.

I'm glad you hate the modern world, it was time we had peace and you had misery. Fucking normie piece of shit get bent.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144699 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)10:36:30') {

'>>7144372
Reported to the authorities for elder abuse'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144919 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:12:09') {

'>>7144659
All those words to say absolutely nothing and address absolutely nothing. Not even coherent, you're like a scrambled egg in human form.
Unironically retarded. Cocoon yourself in the internet and die in the comfort of your divorced parent's house.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7144924 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)15:15:52') {

'>>7144919
why even give a (you) to babbys first bait. just move on'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7145211 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:05:25') {

'>>7144919
You've found a way to be the biggest attention whore in a Cyarin thread.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7145232 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:28:50') {

'>>7145211
Thank you, I always go out of my way to shit on autists whenever possible. The more that die by demoralization and suicide the better.
Next we'll giving money to incels who draw naked anime girls oh wait, oh shit'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7145235 && dateTime=='04/24/24(Wed)20:30:44') {

'>>7144659
>Autists don't hurt themselves, they hurt other people because they were born with no impulse control and are a menace to society
Hitler was right about literally fucking everything holy shit'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7145767 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)13:16:31') {

'People watch cartoons so we have to ethnically cleanse a continent to match a fucked up retard's Eddas headcanon.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7146109 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)18:56:22') {

'>>7145235
oh yeah?
operation barbarosa.'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7146213 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:46:38') {

'>>7143399
>>7143396
No. Anon you wouldn't know the difference between
"narcissism" "god-complex" "parentification"
"bi-polar disorder" "psychosomatic illness"
or any other of the stars in the constellation of cheap internal pathalogizing.

No: "What the FUCK is this guys problem?"
I did not think that, but you did.
"lol! this guy doesn't even know! he THINKs he's smart but he's NOT"
Actually, I'm very smart anon. I'm supercharged.
That's what's easy about guessing what you're thinking about some stupid words on the internet.

Gosh I'd like to say more but it'd probably overwhelm your little brainy-wainy there. :3c teeny teeny. Let's play: "spot the infant."'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7146227 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)20:56:21') {

'>>7144129
fuck it is isn't it.
It's always like "the right way to draw: over and over."

I'm not tired of it but I can feel a desperate heartache or like a banshee's scream.

How the fuck has our culture of entertainment achieved "stale, disgusting, but satiating at the same time."

>>7143374
agreed

>>7143374
see
>>7146213'
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}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==7146342 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)22:38:55') {

'Somehow the hag jokes were the least shitty posts itt';

}

}
}