'Their women love turks (if you know you know)';

'Bosnians and other Muslims miss the Turks doe';

'I'm turk and I hate t*rks too';

'Waiting for the obligatory Slovenian seething about not being Balkan';

'>>196468962
I like Romania and Greece wdym';

'>>196468962
We only hate Turks and Serbs. We have literally no common history or contact with the other Balkan countries, so there is no reason to hate them or to love them.';

'>>196468962
putting slovenia, croatia, bosnia, montenegro and serbia with the rest of the balkanoids is so retarded. we have our culture here, they have their own';

'>>196471987
what are the biggest differences between you and bulgarians, greeks and romanians?';

'>>196471987
>implying Slovenes are Serbo-Croatians';

'>>196468962
they do make the best banter, malding reddit trannies banned /r/2balkan4you';

'>>196473212
You have mental problems, I don't understand at all why you are so obsessed with hatred towards Croatia to the extent that you even call us the same nation as Serbs. It must be some kind of schizophrenia. There are few Croats in Slovenia compared to Serbs, Muslims and Albanians, but somehow we are to blame for something. Whats your problem?';

'>>196473473
I have noticed this too. I don't understand the seethe';

'*and albanians';

'What's the best Balkan country? Croatia or Albania?';

'>>196473473
Slovenia is not in the Balkans, unlike Croatia. We don't congregate in 'kafanas'. We don't kiss our 'komšija' on the cheeks. We don't drink 'rakija' and eat 'sarmice' (well, some people with poor taste and Balkanic relatives do). Our surnames don't end in -vič. We distinguish between 'wife' and 'woman'. We don't dance the kolo or play the tambur. We don't say 'jebem ti mater'. We are not Servo-Croatian.';

'>>196473760
sounds like: “We have no soul, unlike the Balkanites”.';

'>>196468962
>Hungary
>Balkan
Murican education strikes again';

'>>196473760
The words 'komšija' or 'kafana' is not used in Croatia. There are words that you Slovenians use that are Croatian words invented by Croatian linguists: you don't have your own word for football, basketball and music. And what are you going to do now? Kekk. Croatia is not a Balkan country at all, and secondly, you are not at all in a position to mock Croatia because you are a country of inferior culture and history: just one Croatian city (Dubrovnik) has produced more culture and history than your ridiculous country the size of Kaufland's parking lot that everyone mixes with Slovakia. Also, you are a country with 0 Nobel laureates and 0 battles. You simply sit in a corner and shut up. Kuzis, Janez?';

'>>196474305
>Dubrovnik
stolen from ragusans';

'>>196473760
>>196469954';

'>>196472682
The latter three would sooner larp as literally anything other than germanics.';

'>>196474305
>Croatia is not a Balkan country at all
It's literally in the balkan peninsula though?';

'>>196474499
Croatia is a victim of the incredible pathological jealousy of Serbs and Italians who persistently try to portray Dubrovnik as a non-Croatian city. Dubrovnik writers and poets during the Renaissance wrote about Dubrovnik as the crown of all Croatian cities, Croatian dictionaries and grammars were printed there, etc. There are still descendants of the Dubrovnik aristocracy, go to Dubrovnik and try to explain to them that they are not, in fact, Croats. But before that, book accommodation in the hospital.';

'>>196475059
The Balkans are not a peninsula. It is a geopolitical term from the 19th century that denoted the territory of the European part of the Turkish empire. Croatia has no common history with Bulgaria, Romania, Greece or Albania. It has an unfortunate history of 70 years with Serbia and that's all, Yugoslavia fell apart because Croats and Serbs are two diametrically opposed nations that cannot agree on anything, and this is a consequence of the history that shaped the mentality of those nations. A similar language or pop/rock culture that we share is simply not enough.';

'>>196474305
The reality is that the former Yugo part of Europe is so fucking mixed up.

Northern Croats are actually way more similar to Slovenians genetically and culturaly than they are to their Dalmatia copatriots. Dalmatians are more genetically and culturally linked to Bosnians and Serbs.

Macedonians and Bulgars are basically the same

Montenegrins are more linked to Bosnians/hercegovci

to "fix" the balkans there would be the following countries (if we are linking them by cultural/genetic affinity)

Slovecroatija : Slovenia and zagreb part of croatia. Maybe istria here too since its a genetic and new area with no real closeness to anyone yet so they would either have to be their own thing or probably go in here cause there is a continuity here with coastal slovenia

Slavovojvodina: Slavonia and Vojvodina with parts of north bosnia

Hercedalmatia: hercegovina, dalmatia, lika, some miner parts of bosnia

serbobosnia: remainder of serbia aside from vojvodina and sandzak with parts of bosnia

muslimistan: muslim parts of bosnia with sandzak in serbia

bulgaridonia: macedonia and bulgaria

the above would reflect actual culture and ethnictity based on genetics if we removed these silly "tribal labels" such as croatia/slovenia/serbs/bosniaks.

this is what it would look like if it was based on logic and less emotional retardo adherence to labels';

'>>196475472
oh, cut montenegro in half put the south part in Hercedalmatia and the north part in either muslimstan or serbobosnia';

'>>196468962
who tf doesn't like romania';

'>>196475619
Romanians';

'>>196475427
your prefering political history over culture and customs and genetic affinity. which are more important.

the average person in serbia/macedonia/bosnia/croatia derives from common folk who worked in fields danced kolo drank rakija made vino played similar if not the same instruments/similar music etc. these people may not have been under the same foreign power but they are nonetheless very similar people. in whichever empire they were in, whether it be venice, austria, turkey...the small towns and villages cross the region (where most peoples ancestry hails from) were isolated and neglected and as a result their own south slavic culture persisted there. this south slavic culture is similar albeit with some differences cross modern borders

if ur trying to argue that a croat and a serb are so much different because the austro hungar linked elites in zagreb (a tiny fraction of people) had very little in common culturally/politically with the belgrade elite under turkey then it is folly. the reality is that the local people were always quite similar';

'>>196474305
>your ridiculous country the size of Kaufland's parking lot that everyone mixes with Slovakia.';

'>>196468962
I don't think sLOVEnia hates anyone';

'>>196474666
Like clockwork';

'>>196474305
>Kuzis
>Do you infect?
I hope not! Also, Croatian music and literature are shit. Also, I don't think 'glasba' is Croatian in origin since Croats spell it improperly, as 'glazba'.

>>196475472
North Croatians are not true Croatians, they are mutts between the old Slovene population of the area and Serbian refugees from the 16th century, and their dialects reflect this (they speak like 80% Serbian, 20% Slovenian)-';

'>>196475948
So Croats don’t exist and are a mix of Slovenes and Serbs';

'>>196475472
Opet ovaj glupi cetnik iz benkovca. Ubij se napokon mater ti jebem.
>>196475948
Slovenia is inferior to Croatia in everything, comparing Croatian and 'Slovenian culture' is similar to comparing Croatian and 'Slovenian football'. Slovenia has literally never been a country in history, you had no aristocracy or national parliament, your national program was written by a German and this funny coat of arms was drawn by the communists after WW2. You are not a nation at all, but some kind of territory held together by yodeling and fucking goats on Triglav. Also, a huge part of 'Slovenes' (who declared themselves regionally by province) were considered Croats in the 19th century. Croats simply don't care about you, you're an insignificant dwarf that we skip over in super Mario style when we go skiing in Austria. I once drove through Slovenia, and as soon as I put it in third gear I was already at the Austrian border. So, my question to you is: you have a proven retards (Muslims, Serbs and even Albanians) who have flooded Slovenia and engage in crime, why do the few and peaceful Croats bother you?! That is illogical. It's like a Frenchman in Paris seething about Czechs or Slovaks.';

'>>196476023
if u wanna do it like that no one exists as we are all amalgamations of our neighbours given human civilization is a continuum.
a german for example if u wanna think like that doesnt exist as its a mix of swedes and celts

or france doesnt exist as its a mix of italans and celts etc etc';

'>>196475948
>Also, I don't think 'glasba' is Croatian in origin since Croats spell it improperly, as 'glazba'.
But we pronounced it that way too, dude. You can't say s and b together. It'll either sound like sp or zb. Take the L';

'>>196476724
a sta san kaze sto je bija greske? nista. ja san pisao istina i logican. i ja nisan iz benkovac nego muje roditelji je. ja san roden ode u north canada buddy';

'>>196476945
Ubi se';

'>>196476724
he's a self hating half serb unironically, sad existence living with such a curse';

'>>196469954
We don't need to post that, everyone know we ain't balkan';

'>>196476930
Croatian linguist Bogoslav Šulek invented this word in the 19th century. Croatian words are also: 'sladoled', 'kisobran', 'velegrad'... but I don't know if they are used in Slovenian.';

'>>196473473
Fuck Ustase cunts';

'>>196473681
yes';

'>>196473760
My bloodline is 100% slovene and we eat sarma because my parents grew up in Yugoslavia and were used to it, also always for new years eve
and we do say jebem ti mater, i guess it just slang speech nowadays from all the ex-yugo immigrant s';

'>>196477606
>sladoled
yes
>kišobran
no, dežnik
>velegrad
velemesto if it means the same';

'>>196477548
I don't even speak Serbo-Croatian, and no, I am not a Serb, tho I am not purely Slovene either.';

'>>196477640
>we eat sarma because my parents grew up in Yugoslavia and were used to it, also always for new years eve
>and we do say jebem ti mater';

'since so many of us are here at once
will you be voting on the EU elections soon? dunno who to even vote for SDS is for boomers, the other strange are ass, RESNICA is chudshit, SNS won't get through';

'>>196477760
Stop coping, we eat Sarma for new-years eve at least if not through the whole year
>Slovenci smo navajeni na sarmo, francosko solato in biftek
https://ptujinfo.com/novica/globalno/zanimive-novoletne-tradicije-po-svetu-pri-nas-sarme-biftek-ponekod-razbijajo';

'>>196477819
>vote so your country's political residue can have their 5 year hiatus in brussels and be paid for it
Nah I think I'll pass. If they want to go on vacation they should do it on their own dime.';

'>>196468962
Of course, even I don't like turks';

'>>196477740
then why the extreme seething towards croats? there are like 5 croats living here unlike the rest of yugonogs
>>196477915
grim
>>196477819
not even going to vote desu, why bother';

'>>196478062
>not even going to vote desu, why bother
to stir some shit up in Bruselj
Also this sds bitch is trying to go there, all the svoboda/levica people are seething over her';

'>>196477740
Let me guess, shitalian? Kek.';

'>>196478160
>Also this sds bitch is trying to go there, all the svoboda/levica people are seething over her
qrd? I don't follow politics';

'>>196473760
>kafana
>komšija
Kek you used these words on purpose to bait
> 'wife' and 'woman'
Supruga, žena?
>vič
>not -ič in general
>t. Janežič
I don't have a single family member/ ancestor with an -ić last name. What now?
>We don't dance the kolo
Something similar to kolo is used by East Slavs as well but you identify more with Bavarian German culture than with Slavic
>We don't say 'jebem ti mater'
My mom used to say how these words didn't exist before the mass immigration of "komšije"';

'>>196477386
ovo';

'>>196479280
>komšije
Does that mean neighbor?';

'>>196478378
https://twitter.com/karinplaninsek
Just look at the replies or retweets of her posts';

'Imela sem fanta,
ilegalnega migranta,
imel je curo
kot španski burro.

Slovenske fante
zdaj mečem v kante,
njihovi tički
so sami mladički.

Hočem 25 centimetrov,
ne pa 25 milimetrov.';

'>>196480188
Yes';

'>>196480188
Da, uoi, ja, si, yes. Serbs (and Muslims) have the Slavic word 'sus(j)ed', but they almost exclusively use the Turkish word 'komšija' to the extent that the word 'susjed' is sometimes an informal designation/nickname for a Croat. Slovenians use the word 'sosed'. Very similar.';

'https://www.24ur.com/novice/slovenija/dz-bo-dolocil-datum-treh-posvetovalnih-referendumov.html
Lads i hope we will have the vote to legalize weed';

'>>196481432
>>196481559
You guys are basically turks to me from now on';

'>>196481777
going to vote against it just to negate your vote >:^)';

'>>196481983
how mean of you';

'>>196481919
Turčine, napuši se kurčine!';

'>>196482133
I'm not a turk. You are';