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class Thread extends Board {

public void undefined(OP Anonymous) {

String fullTitle = 'undefined';
int postNumber = 196469869;
String image = '1714050359337738.jpg';
String date = '04/25/24(Thu)09:05:59';
String comment = 'I'm a 24 year old browsing /int/
How old are the country men browsing 4chan in your country';

}

public void comments() {

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196469937 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:08:27') {

'>>196469869
I’m 21 but I started when I was 16/17
I remember there used to be 3 Trinidad anons, what happened to the other guys?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196470430 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:22:29' && image=='Untitled-1.jpg') {

'im 24 too
bet im older i was born in January';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196470489 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:24:05') {

'I'm 28 mobileposting on int
I was also doing this when I was 17...';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196470501 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:24:36') {

'>>196470430
I'm.older because I will be 25 soon';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196470538 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:25:36') {

'>>196470489
I'm gonna be like you';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196470591 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:27:21') {

'>>196470538
I have literally wasted thousands upon thousands of hours here over the years. I wish I had at least been on a board where I could have learned shit or got in early on some coins like biz. It's over.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196470619 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:28:24' && image=='1681575290379.jpg') {

'I wasted all of my teens and early 20s on incel websites';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196470677 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:30:03') {

'35, im just tired of other people irl, i dont want to deal with people anymore';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196470725 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:31:17') {

'>>196470619
Haha I’ll leave before that….. right?';

}

if(Puerto Rican && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196470741 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:31:42' && image=='IMG_1553.jpg') {

'>>196469869
I look exactly like this';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196470768 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:32:31') {

'>>196469869
I'm 25 right now. Are you a hustler? I am. I'm probably the devil. I have a silver tongue. Nice to meet you.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196470835 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:34:43' && image=='IMG_6431.png') {

'>I'm 25 right now. Are you a hustler? I am. I'm probably the devil. I have a silver tongue. Nice to meet you.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196470898 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:36:23') {

'>>196469869
Flag spooked me because I am also a 24 year old Trini';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196470923 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:37:13') {

'>>196470835
wtf is this newjak shit bro go back to sharty';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196470942 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:37:44') {

'>>196469869
41';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196471005 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:39:28' && image=='IMG_5834.gif') {

'>wtf is this newjak shit bro go back to sharty';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196471087 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:41:40') {

'>>196470898
It's over';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196471143 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:43:20') {

'>>196469869
>>196470898
are y'all virgins or have you clapped some pum pum? have you been to carnival?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196471164 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:43:54') {

'>>196471143
Non virgin and I don't like carnival';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196471259 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:46:50') {

'>>196469869
26';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196471398 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:50:46' && image=='1593738816001.png') {

'>>wtf is this newjak shit bro go back to sharty';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196471570 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)09:55:19' && image=='blackmanturningintoaplane.gif') {

'>>196471398
thats it. im omw to do black hawk down pt 2 nigga';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196472404 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:16:28') {

'>>196469869
I started browsing 4chan in 2004. I am in my 40s.
Remember, you are here forever.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196472508 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:19:46') {

'>>196472404
did you ever browse Something Awful before you came over to 4chan? I never got to use that site. I started browsing 4chan in 2011, started posting in 2015 or so.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196472696 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:25:25') {

'>>196472508
Nope.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196472770 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:27:38') {

'>>196472696
alright. thanks for stopping by old timer';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196473126 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:38:06') {

'>>196470898
Which one of you is trying to become a lawyer?
>>196469869
I'm 27 but i think most swedes are around 18-22';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196473165 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:39:24') {

'>>196472404
Do you at least have a semi succesfull life?';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196473207 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:40:57' && image=='16328347829347.jpg') {

'>>196469869
You know, I literally had to do math to figure out my age..
Born 1987. So according to the pocket computer machine I am 37 years old. Apparently I forgot my own birthday this year.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196473384 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:46:02') {

'>>196473165
Yeah. I'm married with children and a decent job.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196473591 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:52:23') {

'>>196469869
18';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196473668 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)10:54:49' && image=='1712693099287970.png') {

'>>196473384
Based';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196473910 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:01:22' && image=='1200px-Anders-Celsius-Head.jpg') {

'>>196469869
32 winters old.';

}

if(Anonymous && title=='undefined' && postNumber==196475826 && dateTime=='04/25/24(Thu)11:55:47') {

'Hruh';

}

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