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int postNumber = 196473073;
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String date = '04/25/24(Thu)10:36:03';
String comment = 'For the sake of this board and everyone in it, I really, really hope you guys were just meme'ing around in the previous thread and I'm just stating the obvious that everyone already knew.';
'FUCK YOU I JUST DID THIS';
'Is this the next /int/ meme, reposted from twitter a thousand times by zoomers?';
'we wuz mathematicianz and shieeet';
'btw you and me would have failed this
I have Post Traumatic Stress disorder from low IQ and highly political teachers deciding my future';
'>>196473073
PhD means very little nowadays, considering that it has degenerated to doing menial jobs at a university, often on behalf of private industry, writing some low-quality paper, usually in groups of 4 to a hundred, and hoping that it gets published in a journal with low circulation. The PhD thesis itself is just a bigger master's thesis and really, I know of a shit ton of doctorated people who let some undergraduate student write the thesis for them.';
'>>196473073
>I really, really hope you guys were just meme'ing around in the previous thread
I hope so too.';
'>>196473073
>>196473091
Retard status: detected. Your "squares" are made of discrete triangles. The lines are shaded areas dumbfucks it's a trick question.';
'>word something in the vaguest way possible
>gee why dont thet get it
this question is either intentionally vague or written by someone way up the spectrum';
'>>196473152
that has always been the point of degrees, postdoctoral research';
'>>196473073
To me it sounded like the shaded part needs to be a square too';
'>>196473564
The point of these gotcha questions is for tryhard preppies to fail them so the teacher can smugly explain why it's impossible.';
'>>196473073
50%';
'>>196473073
How is the unshaded part also a square';
'>>196473796
nah thats some stupid double bluff teachers make up to coverup their own retardation
i doubt this is real, but if its real whoever wrote that question definitely has autism';
'>>196473844
Almost...
Try again.';
'>>196474625
It can work, you just need to do extra math to measure an appropraite amount to shade';
'Don't listen to this retard >>196473537
He thinks drawing a shape inside of another shape makes the outer shape no longer exist.';
'>>196475324
How do you know the diagonal of the inner square is equal to the side length of the outer square? That's the only way to know it's exactly half.';
'>>196473653
>that has always been the point of degrees, postdoctoral research
No, I'm aware. I'm just disillusioned';
'>>196473073
the question is ill-phrased and from the point of view of a mathematician it doesn't make sense
that's what the Phd implied';
'>>196476503
>the question is ill-phrased and from the point of view of a mathematician it doesn't make sense
She's most definitely not a mathematician.';
'>>196475556
Draw a circle and then a square inside it.';
'>>196476561
>Dr. Catherine Young, DMD is a Dentistry Practitioner in Newark, DE.';
'>>196473073
>female "doctor"
And what does she have a PhD in? Emotional intelligence?';
'>>196478600
Then she should refer to herself as a doctor and not a PhD. These are two completely different qualifications. With a medical degree, you can put people on drugs. With a regular PhD, that's not worth half as much.';
'>>196475324
Remember it's 4th grade math. If it's not the fastest and easiest answer then your approach is wrong.';
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